And Now, Zefrank’s True Facts About Our New Wild Pig Overlords

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1
Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2021 • 5:57:45pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jul 14, 2021 • 5:59:08pm
3
William Lewis  Jul 14, 2021 • 5:59:16pm

So texting with the Once and Future GF about our long weekend starting Friday. She’s putting together some meals. I seem to be in a spot of trouble… ;)

W:Were you able to find everything you wanted?
H:Yes. What kind of mustard do you like?
W:< heretic mode=on> sorry I don’t care for any mustards
H:I have 3 or more lunches, and one special meal in our room.
WHAT???
W:I know I’m weird that way.
H:how on earth do you eat a ham sandwich???
W:bread, ham, swiss, lettuce?
H: and tomato and onion on sourdough.
W:That’s good too!
H:but then what? where is the mustard?? what do you do now??
W:Just no butter or mayo or mustard or other such. Certain things I’ll use ketchup on (not this though, I’m not _that_ weird.)
H:I eat ketchup on turkey sandwiches.
who would put butter on a sandwich?? oh, forgot, you are in WI…

< smiles > I probably won’t be around much this weekend… ;)

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:01:04pm

From a low on June 21 to last night the 7 day average has doubled to 24,569.

Today’s numbers will raise that some more.

5
JOE 🥓  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:01:45pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:05:25pm

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

Khaaaaaaaaaaaan!

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Jay C  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:12:03pm

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

Whatever that thing is (and I am horrified to realize that that is an actual photo), I’m guessing that it HAS to be Australian 🇦🇺 🕷🕷

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:13:12pm
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A Mom Anon  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:16:12pm

re: #1 Backwoods_Sleuth

There is only one way to survive. Kill It With Fire. With only ashes remaining.

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:16:16pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:16:17pm

I think downstairs someone posted about Liz Cheney’s smackdown of Jim Jordan on 1/6. I know I’m “echo” here, but it scares me that such an otherwise reactionary Republican is getting kudos from Dems for exhibiting a small amount of spine without changing her basic odious politics.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:18:29pm

re: #7 Jay C

Whatever that thing is (and I am horrified to realize that that is an actual photo), I’m guessing that it HAS to be Australian 🇦🇺 🕷🕷

It’s a prop toy on Amazon from the movie Aliens. We can all breathe again.

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Jay C  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:19:24pm

re: #12 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

It’s a prop toy on Amazon from the movie Aliens. We can all breathe again.

Or it will breath for us…..

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:20:32pm

re: #12 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

It’s a prop toy on Amazon from the movie Aliens. We can all breathe again.

I thought it looked like a facehugger. There are not any arachnids of that size and shape that I know of.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:25:08pm

re: #14 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I thought it looked like a facehugger. There are not any arachnids of that size and shape that I know of.

That’s exactly what it is. It looks like it has testicles.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:26:01pm

re: #7 Jay C

Whatever that thing is (and I am horrified to realize that that is an actual photo), I’m guessing that it HAS to be Australian 🇦🇺 🕷🕷

I think it’s a face-hugger. Nuke it from orbit.

17
b_sharp  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:35:00pm

Face-huggers are real. The truth is being kept from us by the Illuminati.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:38:03pm
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A Mom Anon  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:38:08pm

Springfield MO is reporting their hospitals are full and they are out of ventilators. Ozarks Healthcare has decided to offer, get this, secret vaccine appointments, so no one will see you in a more public setting. They are hoping this will help get more people vaccinated. Kansas City is headed in the same direction.

Welcome to the Delta Variant kids. Yay.

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:39:32pm

re: #18 Dread Pirate Ron

The family who got kicked out of Germany for draft evasion.

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:40:49pm

re: #19 A Mom Anon

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Sherlock Hound  Jul 14, 2021 • 6:58:31pm

re: #19 A Mom Anon

Springfield MO is reporting their hospitals are full and they are out of ventilators. Ozarks Healthcare has decided to offer, get this, secret vaccine appointments, so no one will see you in a more public setting. They are hoping this will help get more people vaccinated. Kansas City is headed in the same direction.

Welcome to the Delta Variant kids. Yay.

Some older teens might have to take them up on that offer, if they have antivax or MAGAts for parents. It’s a good idea any way you think about it.

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teleskiguy  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:01:14pm

re: #19 A Mom Anon

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teleskiguy  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:04:07pm

I missed out on the disco craze downstairs. I’ll still add this to the mix. From 2013!

Strandbar (Disko)

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A Mom Anon  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:04:48pm

re: #23 teleskiguy

dogd7BBMZQyHm/krUWjq5Lb3UCOoE2O6dcXCmPfOAiJucTq9Jtf+iASwS6YBBWehHNpVRx2UzhCnVuNcvVMbniQxJudW1tNsu+m+8VpQOsc6x4QnVc02QPwOU0a6lfj5XGJ6pJ1Q8UpEeUTOo9QTzgp+uZZw54ETIMUlWGJzT/4tv4zXrtsHwHi+e3CmhBAemdsika8HuMjrVsHhrOYnW+8zwl4Uj57yvyNuhnbbnR0+ibeYerm8MsrXBJlijzpxJs5x3Db962OcvvFMsm1sGa3AHDTWIvqdpdcKK88ERmvGDw2HqXSECsUbYzH8F5vU

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A Mom Anon  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:08:05pm

re: #12 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Google vinegaroon. That’s a for real Kill It With Fire creature. Noooo, Nope, hell NO.

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DesertDenizen  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:09:57pm

re: #26 A Mom Anon

Awww, ugly as they are, vinegaroons are helpful. They eat scorpions. We have vinegaroons the size of a big man’s palm out here.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:14:09pm

re: #26 A Mom Anon

Google vinegaroon. That’s a for real Kill It With Fire creature. Noooo, Nope, hell NO.

That should be the next Ze Frank episode.

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William Lewis  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:14:33pm

re: #26 A Mom Anon

Google vinegaroon. That’s a for real Kill It With Fire creature. Noooo, Nope, hell NO.

< Whistles Innocently >

Vinegaroon: The Best Pet Invertebrate?

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:15:23pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:17:18pm
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A Mom Anon  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:19:16pm

re: #27 DesertDenizen

If one of those got in the house I would lose my shizzle. I can deal with most basic critters(except cockroaches, ick, 🤢), but these type critters freak me out.

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DesertDenizen  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:19:29pm

re: #28 The Pie Overlord!

That should be the next Ze Frank episode.

Check out Tarantula Hawks. They’re the biggest, prettiest wasps you’ve ever seen. They do terrible things to tarantulas. And I like tarantulas.

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Cheechako  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:20:25pm

Plague ship update:

Another 7 COVID-19 cases tied to Southeast Alaska cruise, bringing total to 10

So, that’s 10 cases out of about 200 people on that ship. About 5% infected despite all the precautions.

What happens when one of the mega ships with around 5,000 passengers/crew on board? Will things magically get better?

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DesertDenizen  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:20:28pm

re: #32 A Mom Anon

I’ve had a few of them. Big enough that when you sweep them up and throw them outside you can hear them land. The dogs and cats are always totally unsure what to do with them

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:20:35pm

re: #26 A Mom Anon

Google vinegaroon. That’s a for real Kill It With Fire creature. Noooo, Nope, hell NO.

I’ve seen close relatives of them (some kind of whip scorpion) that everyone at the time called “vinegaroons” in the California desert back in the 80s.

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A Mom Anon  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:21:48pm

re: #35 DesertDenizen

Cleo would lose her mind, lol. And probably get stung or bit.

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DesertDenizen  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:21:59pm

re: #36 Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David

You can tell they’re real vinagroons by pestering them. They’ll squirter acetic acid at you, hence the name.

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DesertDenizen  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:23:22pm

re: #37 A Mom Anon

They’re harmless. She’d get a face full of vinegar at the worst.

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Charles Johnson  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:25:27pm
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Charles Johnson  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:28:54pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:32:27pm

I hate to trash a Dem, but Coons sounds corporate-bought (Delaware) and is close to Biden. I hope he can be trusted to do the right things when it counts going forward.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:40:11pm

So I got to check out what’s trending on Twitter… and Twitter gives me the apocalypse in big headlines:

‘Wobbling’ moon will cause devastating worldwide flooding, Nasa warns

44
JOE 🥓  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:41:18pm

Here we go, folks!

Crackhead Mike backs off his August 13th date for Trump’s reinstatement!

“I didn’t say that everything’s going to change the morning of the 13th,” Lindell said. “But everybody’s going to know what I know.”

Crackhead Mike, we know you are an asshole!

Mike Lindell backs off Trump’s August reinstatement

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Barefoot Grin  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:44:46pm

People interested in technology have thought long and hard about how the technology would impact society, but they forgot to think about how the obscene wealth that tech generated would allow such a small handful of people to fund the end of democracy in America.

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The Pie Overlord!  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:58:23pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:58:52pm

re: #26 A Mom Anon

Google vinegaroon. That’s a for real Kill It With Fire creature. Noooo, Nope, hell NO.

My brother got a nice picture of one of those in a tunnel in Vietnam.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Jul 14, 2021 • 7:59:48pm

re: #33 DesertDenizen

Check out Tarantula Hawks. They’re the biggest, prettiest wasps you’ve ever seen. They do terrible things to tarantulas. And I like tarantulas.

The big wasps here near Philly are the Cicada Killers.

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Rightwingconspirator  Jul 14, 2021 • 8:05:12pm

re: #48 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

re: #39 DesertDenizen

re: #37 A Mom Anon

Well, now I feel much better about the bats and weird lizards we get around here. Um, wait…

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jaunte  Jul 14, 2021 • 8:06:10pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Jul 14, 2021 • 8:13:00pm

re: #50 jaunte

But when did the journalists acquire all this information? It took months, especially to get confirmation, and would it have made any difference if it were released in March rather than now?

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plansbandc  Jul 14, 2021 • 8:16:26pm

re: #27 DesertDenizen

They’re good bugs. First time I saw one, I was going up to do my speech in a classroom. It FREAKED me out!

But they are harmless and kill bugs you don’t want around.

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plansbandc  Jul 14, 2021 • 8:23:43pm

re: #32 A Mom Anon

We had a baby one in our house and dude smashed it before I could rescue it. :(

They’re scary looking, but they aren’t bad creatures at all.

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dharmamark  Jul 15, 2021 • 2:45:56am

re: #19 A Mom Anon

My sister and parents live in Springfield. Thankfully, they’re fully vaxxed.


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