Amazing Solo Acoustic Guitar Tour De Force: Jon Gomm, “Swallow You Whole”

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This song is weird. It’s my attempt at the calm frenzy and cold warmth of Drum & Bass. The lyrics are about being consumed by need. This music captures how weird I feel, all of the time. Always somehow chasing and fleeing at the same time.

Guitar Tab from https://jongomm.com/guitar-tabs - It comes with detailed performance notes all written by me. A complete instruction manual for this guitar tapping extravaganza.

From the album The Faintest Idea. Stream, buy CD/Vinyl/Deluxe Edition book at https://jongomm.lnk.to/TheFaintestIdea

Played on my Ibanez JGM10 guitar: https://jongomm.com/guitar

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Charles Johnson  Sep 6, 2021 • 10:39:06am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 10:51:10am

MrBWS is really impressed.
Also fascinated by how the capo is used, all the strings on the second fret except for the E that stays regular for those really low bass notes.

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retired cynic  Sep 6, 2021 • 10:59:24am

It’s that time of year: my favorite clematis paniculata.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:04:22am

re: #2 Backwoods_Sleuth

Jon posted this in the YouTube comments:

The bass notes sound this way because 1) Great guitar, 2) Gauge 68 string tuned down to A, 3) Great pickups, 4) Boss OC-5 pedal, 5) great producer. If you have access to any 2 of those things, you’ll be OK.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:04:53am

Between Antoine Boyer and Jon Gomm, MrBWS says he’s just gonna leave his guitar in its case for a while…

:D

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Charles Johnson  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:06:14am

I can hear quite a bit of the late great Michael Hedges in this piece.

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:08:43am

re: #6 Charles Johnson

Did you get my email?

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Charles Johnson  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:10:15am

re: #7 PhillyPretzel

Yes, just got it. Thank you for re-upping your subscription - I’ll set it up right away.

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Ming5000  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:17:34am

re: #1 Charles Johnson

Please let us know who blocked you. Maybe they are more awakened now.

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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:19:04am
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ckkatz  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:19:16am

Saw this last thread:

re: #69 BigPapa

Speaking of fish, a client hooked me up with two boxes of produce and fish because I fixed her network on a Saturday. Tonight had smoked Chinook. Broiled in a my cast iron skillet in butter skin side up with jaboticaba preserve to glaze. Wife Unit was in her happy place.

I had not heard of jaboticaba, so I googled it, this came up:

…snip…
One of the most common, known as red jaboticaba (although it is more of a violet color), tastes like blueberry yogurt. White jaboticabas taste like sour lychees, and Grimal jaboticabas taste like grape candy.
…snip…

atlasobscura.com

It”s amazing the breadth of knowledge I get from lgf!

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:20:43am

re: #10 The Pie Overlord!

Mmmm. My mouth is watering. They look delicious.

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ckkatz  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:23:20am

re: #226 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

It’s been known for quite a while.

Why does In-N-Out print Bible verses on its cups and wrappers? (“Today,” NBC News)

So I checked out the provided link from last thread’s discussion on In N’ Out. Thanks for providing it! And the the linked article provided a related link:

In-N-Out sues Australian burger joint called — wait for it — Down N’ Out
today.com

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retired cynic  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:25:58am

James Downie is calling on Democrats to be Democrats, which is sort of like the people saying “just do it” to pass gun control and immigration and vote integrity, etc. But he had one line that hit. Says even most Rs don’t expect the Supremes to approve the TX abortion law. “… the Texas bill is really a stalking horse for a Mississippi law that would ban most abortions after 15 weeks, which the court will take up next term, and which, as the Texas vote suggests, stands a good chance of resetting the landscape for reproductive rights in this country.”
washingtonpost.com

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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:28:23am

re: #10 The Pie Overlord!

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

May all have a Sweet New Year!!!!!!

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:30:15am

re: #15 JOE 🥓

Thanks. :)
And a very happy and sweet New Year to you and your family.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:32:49am

re: #9 Ming5000

Please let us know who blocked you. Maybe they are more awakened now.

looking at her TL, she really isn’t

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ckkatz  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:33:55am

re: #3 retired cynic

There used to be a group of them in Oakton, Virginia near the old Hudson Trails building that had the most delightful scent.

Unfortunately most of the rest I have encountered locally do not seem to achieve that. For all I know, this may be a problem with the observer rather than the plant. Either way, it is a disappointment.

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retired cynic  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:35:37am

re: #18 ckkatz

I would love them to be scented, but mine have virtually none. I don’t care.

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Teukka  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:38:00am

[vent]
So, situation report from various chats infested with CoViDiots that I frequent. Someone posts this image.

The person who posts this is claiming to be a RN.

But for me, this come across as some random CoViDiot/antivaxx hybrid appealing to authority by falsely claiming to be a nurse. Am I too cynical, or are my questions about the point of indefinitely keeping a placebo group a placebo group, indefinetluy trying to register any side effects of nothing (placebo group members get either saline or everything but the active part), as well as the ethics aspect of indefinetly prohibiting the placebo group members from receiving a vaccine against a potentially life-threatening communicable disease legitimate?

WTF is wrong with these people?
[/vent]

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retired cynic  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:39:31am

This was my very first re-tweet.

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ckkatz  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:40:28am

re: #19 retired cynic

I would love them to be scented, but mine have virtually none. I don’t care.

They are indeed pretty flowers and rarer because it’s Autumn.

And it is good to know that objectively, the scent does vary betwixt various plants.

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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:40:57am

re: #20 Teukka

when it comes to these sick freaks the only conclusion I can come to anymore is that they are either Russian disinformation operatives or they have a death wish like the deluded Xtians who actually post that when they get covid, Jesus is calling them to be with him…Let that sink in…they are that deluded…

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:43:17am

re: #20 Teukka

You can neither ethically ask a placebo group to remain unprotected, nor can you prevent them from getting a vaccine. It’s better to know.

I was placebo in the AstraZeneca trial — they know that I have now received the Moderna vaccine and they are still tracking and paying me.

There is no need for an infineyly long control group for any medical trial.

And, everything.

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Dangerman  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:46:05am

re: #20 Teukka

[vent]
So, situation report from various chats infested with CoViDiots that I frequent. Someone posts this image.

[Embedded content]

The person who posts this is claiming to be a RN.But for me, this come across as some random CoViDiot/antivaxx hybrid appealing to authority by falsely claiming to be a nurse. Am I too cynical, or are my questions about the point of indefinitely keeping a placebo group a placebo group, indefinetluy trying to register any side effects of nothing (placebo group members get either saline or everything but the active part), as well as the ethics aspect of indefinetly prohibiting the placebo group members from receiving a vaccine against a potentially life-threatening communicable disease legitimate?

WTF is wrong with these people?
[/vent]

everyone who hasnt got a vax is in the ‘placebo’ group
just without the saline

right?

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Charles Johnson  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:46:08am

re: #9 Ming5000

Please let us know who blocked you. Maybe they are more awakened now.

Quite a few, actually! Off the top of my head, Stuart Stevens and Charlie Sykes, who are both on the frequent call list for the media.

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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:47:17am

The stupid never stops.

Fool you went to high school with posts that he won’t take the shots but he will…gargle with hydrogen peroxide and double the dose of zinc and Vitamin D…oh and yep he’s eating them Ivermectin pills like they’re M&Ms…

I’m so glad I got my ass out of Pennsylvania…

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:47:33am

re: #26 Charles Johnson

Thank you Charles. The ads are gone. :)

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:48:03am

re: #20 Teukka

Well…
Seems factually plausible. If you had enough faith to enter a trial, now you know the vaccine works. Why would you not? True, it takes 2 years to go through a full traditional test run. But who wanted to wait, and by the way, the power of data from hundreds of millions of people is not to be underestimated either. And we could hardly wait two years in a pandemic…

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:50:30am

re: #20 Teukka

A big screw you to those that take simple facts and distort them. It’s not that we cant watch for flaws, it’s that we don’t have the big control group to rule out coincidental maladies. A limitation we can literally live with

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Teukka  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:52:39am

re: #25 Dangerman

everyone who hasnt got a vax is in the ‘placebo’ group
just without the saline

right?

My point exactly. And having read up on the procedures, there are side effects which only occur in the placebo group, i.e. nocebo effects. And some, like localized swelling and a light fever that occur in both (basically inflammation caused by the intramuscular injection, sometimes leading to a fever as the body deals with it).

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BlueSpotinAL  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:53:28am

There is no such thing as “long term safety” for vaccines. Safety issues arise during the two weeks immediately after vaccination. The reason long term is done is because people are constantly being vaccinated over a long time period.

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gocart mozart  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:53:59am
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Teukka  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:55:50am

re: #33 gocart mozart

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Belafon  Sep 6, 2021 • 11:59:59am

re: #20 Teukka

[vent]
So, situation report from various chats infested with CoViDiots that I frequent. Someone posts this image.

[Embedded content]

The person who posts this is claiming to be a RN.But for me, this come across as some random CoViDiot/antivaxx hybrid appealing to authority by falsely claiming to be a nurse. Am I too cynical, or are my questions about the point of indefinitely keeping a placebo group a placebo group, indefinetluy trying to register any side effects of nothing (placebo group members get either saline or everything but the active part), as well as the ethics aspect of indefinetly prohibiting the placebo group members from receiving a vaccine against a potentially life-threatening communicable disease?

WTF is wrong with these people?
[/vent]

We don’t need a long term effect placebo group because we have plenty of years of data before the virus.

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Teukka  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:02:13pm

*snickers*

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austin_blue  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:05:55pm

re: #25 Dangerman

everyone who hasnt got a vax is in the ‘placebo’ group
just without the saline

right?

Yup. And if they don’t have health insurance, they expect the vaccinated to pick up the tab.

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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:13:46pm

GOP’s Larry Elder shows up at anti-vaxx megachurch and declares s​ex education ‘has no role’ in schools

FUCK THEM! KICK THESE PULPIT PIMPS OFF THE TAX-EXEMPT GRAVY TRAIN!

TAX THE CHURCHES!

The leading Republican candidate in Gov. Gavin Newsom’s recall election laid out a socially conservative vision for education, reproductive rights and transgender rights during a Sunday visit to a Placer County megachurch whose pastor has endorsed ousting the governor.

Larry Elder, the longtime radio talk show host, endorsed school choice, bashed sex education in schools, and said no state money should go toward abortions or gender affirmation surgeries.

When asked by Destiny Christian Church pastor Greg Fairrington about whether he supports the “pornographic” practice of sex education in schools, Elder said sex education has “no role in schools at all.”

He also said transgender athletes should not be able to compete in sports according to their identity, nor should transgender people be able to use the bathroom of their choice.

“Male athletes should not be competing against female athletes,” he said. “And you ought not be able to wake up one day and think you are female and use a female bathroom.”

Read more here: fresnobee.com

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:15:36pm

re: #35 Belafon

We don’t need a long term effect placebo group because we have plenty of years of data before the virus.

Yes and no. mRNA is really new. And holds immense promise.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:15:45pm

re: #21 retired cynic

This was my very first re-tweet.

I’m confused as to who was the escort and who was the ring bearer

And, I’m surprised they simply walked into Mordor dressed like that…

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gocart mozart  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:15:46pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:18:28pm
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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:19:11pm

re: #41 gocart mozart

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Also if someone fires off a loud fart that sounds like they’re saying…

WILLLLLLBBBBUUUURRRRR

BEWARE!!!!!!

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:19:56pm
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Charles Johnson  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:21:23pm
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Teukka  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:27:27pm
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Teukka  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:28:16pm

re: #46 Teukka

Not only Sweden, but the entire EU (the ban was reimposed on EU level, because of many location where CoViD transmission is out of control).

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Charles Johnson  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:30:46pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:34:21pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:35:45pm
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LadyBehir  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:43:45pm

re: #33 gocart mozart

Always good advice.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:45:00pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:48:05pm

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Daniel the Lawyer Guy wasn’t in a committed relationship, much less married.
He needs to keep it in his pants.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:50:21pm
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Teukka  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:51:51pm

Now playing in this Lizards lair: Iframe

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Dopamine Fish  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:53:14pm

re: #53 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Daniel the Lawyer Guy wasn’t in a committed relationship, much less married.
He needs to keep it in his pants.

This whole thing about “ZOMG men should have a say in their lover’s choice to have an abortion, women shouldn’t be allowed to ruin a good man’s reputation / blackmail him financially” really just needs to be addressed with that last sentence. If you are complaining about the morality of having kids outside of marriage, then you need to put the blame on the philandering prick who knocked her up. If sex without marriage is cool, then you need to be cool with the consequences of your actions, as well.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 12:59:56pm
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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:00:51pm

re: #53 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Daniel the Lawyer Guy wasn’t in a committed relationship, much less married.
He needs to keep it in his pants.

Note that Mr I Can’t Keep Mister Dinghy Bell In My Pants limits who can reply to his asinine remarks!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:02:24pm
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Teddy's Person  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:03:53pm

re: #53 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that Daniel the Lawyer Guy wasn’t in a committed relationship, much less married.
He needs to keep it in his pants.

Or learn how to operate a condom.

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Dopamine Fish  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:05:54pm

re: #60 Teddy’s Person

Or learn how to operate a condom.

Men like this guy don’t want to do that, because sex is about 1) power and 2) their own pleasure. They like the thrill, the risk of impregnating a woman, of her fate being in his control, and many men complain that intercourse is less pleasurable when wearing a condom. Note that nowhere in here is any mention of the rights of the woman not to be impregnated.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:06:20pm
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Jay C  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:08:28pm

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

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“I affixed a bow around its neck, but it did not remain for long”

So nothing has changed, huh?

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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:10:00pm

Just a reminder that elections matter!

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:11:10pm

re: #62 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yes a very good lesson.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:13:30pm
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GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:13:42pm

re: #53 Backwoods_Sleuth

I was going to say… maybe he should have asked for consent before impregnating them.

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Teddy's Person  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:14:34pm

re: #61 Dopamine Fish

Men like this guy don’t want to do that, because sex is about 1) power and 2) their own pleasure. They like the thrill, the risk of impregnating a woman, of her fate being in his control, and many men complain that intercourse is less pleasurable when wearing a condom. Note that nowhere in here is any mention of the rights of the woman not to be impregnated.

If I ruled the world, men with that attitude would never have sex, ever.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:15:49pm
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Dopamine Fish  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:15:59pm

re: #68 Teddy’s Person

If I ruled the world, men with that attitude would never have sex, ever.

The self-labeled “incels” are basically these guys, but without the money, power, and self-control to keep themselves suave and charming until after the deed is done. So there’s definitely an argument to be made for that.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:17:24pm

THEY GOT OMAR ! ! !

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:21:06pm

Attorney General Merrick Garland pledged Monday to protect abortion clinics in Texas by enforcing a federal law that prohibits making threats against patients seeking reproductive health services and obstructing clinic entrances.
While the Justice Department continues to explore legal avenues for challenging the six-week abortion ban in Texas, Garland said in a statement that the department has reached out to US attorneys’ offices and FBI field offices in Texas and across the country.
“The department will provide support from federal law enforcement when an abortion clinic or reproductive health center is under attack,” Garland said. “We will not tolerate violence against those seeking to obtain or provide reproductive health services, physical obstruction or property damage in violation of the FACE Act.”

The FACE Act “prohibits the use or threat of force and physical obstruction that injures, intimidates, or interferes with a person seeking to obtain or provide reproductive health services,” Garland said in the statement. It also prohibits property damage of a facility providing reproductive health services.

“The department has consistently obtained criminal and civil remedies for violations of the FACE Act since it was signed into law in 1994, and it will continue to do so now,” Garland said.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:24:07pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:29:06pm
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steve_davis  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:30:02pm

I told her not to make herself comfortable there because I was going to have to get up when the oven timer goes off, so this is Jesse making herself uncomfortable.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:33:17pm

re: #74 Dread Pirate Ron

At least he has it on video for the Insurance company.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:36:21pm

re: #74 Dread Pirate Ron

yowser

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Dopamine Fish  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:38:35pm

re: #74 Dread Pirate Ron

As my pastor said on Sunday, that would be a “pants-changing moment.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:43:19pm
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steve_davis  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:46:45pm

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

I could basically have written that. My cat is superior to all others. There was one in Russia that was the previous number one, but it fell out a window while Jesse was coincidentally there for a conference.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:46:49pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:48:59pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:49:59pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:53:00pm

re: #73 Dread Pirate Ron

“A middling jurist, Kavanaugh has always had the earmarks of a willing suck-up; someone who was cultivated and advanced by right-wing forces not for his judicial intellect, but because he’s willing to do what he’s told. Like help overturn Roe v. Wade.”

He likes beer. How could you not vote for a man who likes beer?

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:54:28pm

re: #82 The Pie Overlord!

Gorgeous treats as always.

We bought a new Maytag dishwasher. Going through the instructions (yes some men do lol) I found a surprise feature. “Kosher Consumer” setting. I guess “Jewish Consumer” was a step too far. Anyway I digress. My first thought was some extra cleaning cycle. Nope. Duh. It’s a Sabbath or holiday delay feature. I guess one can load but not operate it on the Sabbath.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:54:57pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 6, 2021 • 1:59:57pm

re: #86 Backwoods_Sleuth

Labor is just another commodity and cost factor to be minimized and done away with wherever possible.

But poor people are poor because they do not understand the meaning of hard work or the dignity of labor.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:02:01pm

re: #87 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Labor is just another commodity and cost factor to be minimized and done away with wherever possible.

But poor people are poor because they do not understand the meaning of hard work or the dignity of labor.

lots of us grew up as poor labor and knew what was happening.
some of us took steps to remedy that.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:03:09pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:04:13pm

I recall the good old days when even retail workers got time-and-a-half for Sundays and holidays. That was grant, a 12-5 shift at the Monkey Wards meant you could party the night before, sleep in and still make nearly a whole day’s pay.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:08:18pm
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LadyBehir  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:09:15pm

If Madame Pie Overlord would publish a cookbook, I would happily pony up whatever she wants for a copy. Could title it Food Porn, To Serve Man, Lizards for Lunch, what ever. I’ll buy it. Where do I pay?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:10:05pm

The Austin Lounge Lizards - Keeping Up With The Joneses

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Juan Carlos Mescalero  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:10:40pm

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:11:28pm

re: #91 Backwoods_Sleuth

Texas is at or near the bottom of the national list for things maternal health care, infant mortality, per-capita school funding, etc…

But banning abortion will get them big Brownie Points with God.

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Dave In Austin  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:12:32pm

Good Afternoon.

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Juan Carlos Mescalero  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:16:55pm

re: #96 Dave In Austin

“Honey? I think the baby pooped.”
How do you know?
“He’s screaming.”

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:21:18pm

His math might be a tad off but we get it.

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John Hughes  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:25:19pm

re: #40 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I’m confused as to who was the escort and who was the ring bearer

And, I’m surprised they simply walked into Mordor dressed like that…

See the thing is, Frodo had such a hard time of it because his tailor was useless. Nothing pisses Sauron off more than poor costumes.

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John Hughes  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:27:24pm

re: #49 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Live free or die.

Or, to simplify, just die.

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Belafon  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:28:06pm

re: #98 Rightwingconspirator

His math might be a tad off but we get it.

I think he must be redoing it, because the tweet is no longer available.

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gocart mozart  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:28:14pm
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Belafon  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:28:39pm

re: #98 Rightwingconspirator

His math might be a tad off but we get it.

The redo:

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Dave In Austin  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:30:36pm

re: #79 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:32:29pm

re: #75 steve_davis

I told her not to make herself comfortable there because I was going to have to get up when the oven timer goes off, so this is Jesse making herself uncomfortable.

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Minnie is the same way. I’m just a mobile lap to be laid upon whenever it presents itself to her. And of course, provider of food. Preferably, whatever it is that’s on MY plate, of course. :-) We love em to pieces anyway though.

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Belafon  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:39:37pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:40:23pm

re: #92 LadyBehir

If Madame Pie Overlord would publish a cookbook, I would happily pony up whatever she wants for a copy. Could title it Food Porn, To Serve Man, Lizards for Lunch, what ever. I’ll buy it. Where do I pay?

There have been 2 LGF cookbooks, one was published in 2008 and the other in 2012.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:40:38pm

Work song.

The White Collar Holler

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John Hughes  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:40:48pm

re: #74 Dread Pirate Ron

Simple life rule.

Do not be underground during a flood.
A couple of years ago in France 14 people died trying to get their cars out of a parking garage during a rainstorm.

Also, don’t live in a basement, even if it’s your mom’s. That shit should be illegal.

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Dopamine Fish  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:41:04pm

re: #108 The Pie Overlord!

There have been 2 LGF cookbooks, one was published in 2008 and the other in 2012.

That just means we need another one. I would happily contribute the recipe for my family’s vinegar pie. :)

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John Hughes  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:42:59pm

re: #82 The Pie Overlord!

Me, I had couscous.

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No Malarkey!  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:43:34pm
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Jay C  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:44:32pm

re: #108 The Pie Overlord!

There have been 2 LGF cookbooks, one was published in 2008 and the other in 2012.

RLY?
Where can I get one?

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Decatur Deb  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:45:39pm

One for the vorloren hoop:

Unvaccinated Georgia man killed by COVID: ‘I was too damn stubborn’
al.com

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Eric The Fruit Bat  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:45:43pm

Yay me - finally broke 30,000 karma points!

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:47:11pm

re: #116 Eric The Fruit Bat

Yay! I am happy to hear that news. :)

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steve_davis  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:51:51pm

re: #98 Rightwingconspirator

His math might be a tad off but we get it.

yeah, i’m pretty sure he just killed all of us.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 6, 2021 • 2:52:14pm

Cal Fire changed the edge of the Caldor fire from last week. Now it looks like the fire advance was stopped about a kilometer south of Wrights Lake. Last week it showed as having burned through the campground. It is beautiful up there. There’s about a 2 week window in earl spring that you can book a campsite before they’re booked up for the whole year.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:01:46pm

re: #104 Dave In Austin

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the bird knows ALL the good swear words, yes?

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austin_blue  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:06:33pm

re: #120 Backwoods_Sleuth

the bird knows ALL the good swear words, yes?

Fuckin’ A!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:07:20pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:08:44pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:09:55pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:11:58pm

So who is making a nice Labor Day dinner?

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jeffreyw  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:14:13pm

re: #125 Rightwingconspirator

So who is making a nice Labor Day dinner?

Nachos!

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Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:14:14pm

re: #125 Rightwingconspirator

So who is making a nice Labor Day dinner?

Baked salmon with lemon butter, tots and maybe a veggie.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:18:12pm

BTW, apparently there is a pre-filed bill to raise the minimum wage to $15 in Kentucky. It’s currently $7.25.

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:19:03pm

re: #127 Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict

Baked salmon with lemon butter, tots and maybe a veggie.

Nice!
I spatchcocked a chicken, now making an herbed rub for it. Also sliced up a couple of cucumbers and part of a red onion for a vinegar dill cucumber salad. Really thinking of slicing a tomato for a spoon of ricotta, olive oil and herbs. Too much veggie? Nah lol.

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John Hughes  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:19:53pm

re: #112 John Hughes

Me, I had couscous.

(the Harrisa was Phare de cap bon from Tunisia, the meurgez were from our local halal butcher, the spices were from the mother of one of my wife’s colleagues in Algeria, the mutton, chicken and veggies were from our Portuguese primeur). Mrs Hughes did the cooking, of course.

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Belafon  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:21:02pm

Raising Canes closed for Labor Day.

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John Hughes  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:26:11pm

re: #130 John Hughes

the meurgez were from our local halal butcher,

very important — French meurgez are horrible, much too fatty, underspiced and filled with inedible bits, fit only for a drunken barbie (if that), never to be served in a couscous.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:26:18pm

re: #125 Rightwingconspirator

So who is making a nice Labor Day dinner?

something thrown together:
Chicken chunks sauteed in olive oil with onions and garlic
throw in some black beans, garbanzos, carrots, peas, zucchini chunks, shiitakes
add some chicken broth
smoked paprika, baharat

simmer until you can no longer resist the aroma

then toss in some cooked penne

enjoy

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:29:03pm

re: #125 Rightwingconspirator

Chicken Pot Pie from local gourmet food store.

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mmmirele  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:29:08pm

re: #53 Backwoods_Sleuth

Daniel the Lawyer Guy deleted that tweet. But the Internet is forever.

No one should ever be allowed to forget that they desired to enslave a woman to pregnancy against their will.

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jaunte  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:30:07pm

re: #108 The Pie Overlord!

There have been 2 LGF cookbooks, one was published in 2008 and the other in 2012.

If the lizards want to do another one, I’m up for it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:31:41pm

re: #136 mmmirele

Daniel the Lawyer Guy deleted that tweet. But the Internet is forever.

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No one should ever be allowed to forget that they desired to enslave a woman to pregnancy against their will.

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John Hughes  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:36:24pm

re: #136 mmmirele

Daniel the slaver wannabe.

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Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:37:37pm

re: #129 Rightwingconspirator

Nice!
I spatchcocked a chicken, now making an herbed rub for it. Also sliced up a couple of cucumbers and part of a red onion for a vinegar dill cucumber salad. Really thinking of slicing a tomato for a spoon of ricotta, olive oil and herbs. Too much veggie? Nah lol.

Never used that method. I’ll try it next time I bake a game hen. Tonight’s dinner is what Beckie called “fish & chips”. Place a thawed salmon filet into a foil pouch (with butter & other spices as requested). Bake at the same temp & time to cook the tots. Done. Add veggie(s) if desired. Just one of the many tricks she taught me.

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John Hughes  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:42:15pm

re: #140 Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict

Ah Saumon en papillote.

Using a foreign language always makes it sound classier.

Unless that language is German, of course.

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A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:43:03pm

I went out to lunch with my sister.

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Patricia Kayden  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:44:56pm
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Odie Hugh Manatee  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:45:12pm

Last night was a very good night and not just for me! Next Monday my wife, our two adult kids and myself are taking off on a week and a half trip across eastern Oregon, southern Idaho, Yellowstone/Wyoming, central Montana, Spokane, WA and Portland, OR before returning home to Brookings, OR. Last night I called a large hotel chain’s reservation line to set up lodging for the trip. This chain has hotels in all but two of the places we are going and are pet friendly so it was a no-brainer to use them. That and my wife has a rewards card with them so discount rates!

A young lady answered the call and I explained what was up and what we needed. I mentioned that we were going to see my wife’s 96 and 97 year old Uncles and members of my extended family. I added that while everyone we are seeing is vaccinated, I am still nervous because we will be running a gauntlet of stupid. She laughed at that and then asked me if she could ask a few questions about us getting the vaccine. I said “Sure!” and she followed up with wanting to know which vaccine we had received (J&J). She wanted to know how it went (arm sore for a day, a little off for that same day and right back to normal). I joked about no other side effects except for a craving for J&J cotton balls and baby oil, and that the tail fell off after 15 minutes. That had her laughing out loud.

We talked a bit about why I got it; that I already had COVID/Jan 2020 and it hit me so hard that it scared the crap out of me, that my lungs were damaged by it and that I’m reminded about it every time I take a breath. Plus I have several co-morbidities (COPD, RA, HBP) and that is why it hit me so hard when I got it. I also told her that my post-COVID problems eased within three weeks of getting my shot. She told me that she’s been vaccine hesitant but after our conversation she’s decided to get the shot because she wants to protect her parents, both of whom have co-morbidities like I do.

We then talked briefly about the differences between the mRNA and Janssen vaccines. I explained that while the mRNA technique sounds new, the technology has been under study for over 20 years. And that the Janssen process is the ‘old school’ method of making a vaccine. I recommended either type and she wants to find a place that has the J&J as she has read that the reactions are milder. We did eventually get around to reserving the rooms we needed (which they had!) and wrapped up the call, wishing each other to be safe. Before ending the call, I asked her if she visits Reddit. Yup! I then advised her to visit r/HermanCainAward if she wanted to remove any doubt about her decision. She subscribed before I hung up!

I am so happy that I was able to answer her questions and assure her with what I know so that she made the right decision for herself and those she loves.

Freakin’ rocks! That is all… 😎

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Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:49:29pm

re: #137 jaunte

If the lizards want to do another one, I’m up for it.

I think I have a couple I can provide. WHOA!!! FLASHBACK! Have I’ve been here before? I have, haven’t I!
*snerk*

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I Would Prefer Not To  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:51:23pm

re: #137 jaunte

If the lizards want to do another one, I’m up for it.

I want Lizard T Shirts.

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:51:45pm

re: #138 Backwoods_Sleuth

Does he not know what a condom is either? JHC…

and if he really wants kids, maybe he should plan for it, and find a partner that wants them too rather than just impregnating a couple of people who he apparently never had this discussion with before sticking it in.

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A Mom Anon  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:51:46pm

re: #125 Rightwingconspirator

We had baked tilapia with avocado oil and seasoning, rice, roasted broccoli, carrots and Brussels sprouts cooked in garlic butter, some fresh cantaloupe, and there are some mini cupcakes for dessert.

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jaunte  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:57:17pm
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dat_said  Sep 6, 2021 • 3:59:03pm

re: #125 Rightwingconspirator

So who is making a nice Labor Day dinner?

Moqui Mac, recipe from Hell’s Backbone Grill in Boulder UT. Made by my 15 year old. She calls it grown-up mac & cheese.

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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:00:24pm

Today’s piece of detective work for a Facebook pal.

A Facebook pal was curious if this sidewalk print of Art Linkletter, Groucho Marx and John Guedel was still at the site of Guedel’s production offices. Guedel produced Art Linkletter’s People are Funny and also Groucho’s immortal YOU BET YOUR LIFE!

Today I decided to do some detective work. Since there are no Google hits as to where Guedel’s office was on Beverly Blvd except for a clue that the office was a couple blocks east of the Beverly Center Shopping Mall I decided to do a lot of walking on Beverly Boulevard between La Cienega and Fairfax. And sure enough when I got to 8323 Beverly I found it still intact although Guedel’s office had long ago been torn down and replaced with a typical office building

As I snapped this pic, I said GROUCHO WAS HERE!!!!!!

Now a new mystery about those sidewalk prints. It looks like “I A” was inscribed on the bottom. Could that “I A” be Irwin Allen who was Groucho’s agent????????

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retired cynic  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:03:15pm

re: #144 Odie Hugh Manatee

Kudos!

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:03:52pm

re: #144 Odie Hugh Manatee

Unless I’m totally misinformed, the J&J Vaccine isn’t really the “old school” method of making vaccines. It’s still an mRNA vaccine, but instead of encasing the RNA in a lipid container, it’s inserted into an Adenovirus as it’s method of getting into the cells.

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:07:09pm

re: #149 jaunte

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Please tell me millions of MAGAts are going to try to travel to Greenwaldia to get bit by these snakes now.

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jaunte  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:08:12pm

re: #154 Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David

“I’m not putting foreign venom in my body; an all American rattler is good enough for me.”

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:12:41pm

Thanks for the information, Jack! I misunderstood the history of that process and will look into it more to be better informed. Fortunately, the mistake was not harmful and the result for her will be good either way.

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gocart mozart  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:14:27pm
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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:16:49pm

re: #157 gocart mozart

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Good. That means Joe Rogan will not be able to produce any little Roganettes!

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:17:37pm

re: #157 gocart mozart

You mean this has a positive effect on something?

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:18:03pm

re: #156 Odie Hugh Manatee

Thanks for the information, Jack! I misunderstood the history of that process and will look into it more to be better informed. Fortunately, the mistake was not harmful and the result for her will be good either way.

It might not be technically mRNA (I think it is, at least it’s not DNA anyway), but I do know part of the COVID genome is placed into an Adenovirus that is stripped of its ability to replicate or cause cell death.

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Belafon  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:21:12pm

re: #157 gocart mozart

There’s some serious criticism of the journal article in the replies, but maybe it will scare some people off the dewormer.

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:22:46pm

re: #161 Belafon

We can only hope. They will take anything except the vaccine that actually works.

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Odie Hugh Manatee  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:25:07pm

That’s how I basically explained Janssen; broken COVID inserted into a carrier that makes it look like we were already infected, so I wasn’t off too much!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:25:37pm

re: #161 Belafon

There’s some serious criticism of the journal article in the replies, but maybe it will scare some people off the dewormer.

If they can’t reproduce, so much the better.

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:26:53pm

puos nekcihc. If this is marketed properly they will inject this too. Although some may actually may have a sudden urge to learn things. And they might be healthier too.

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Eventual Carrion  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:29:02pm

re: #33 gocart mozart

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Cheechako  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:32:36pm

For our musical members:

Rockin’ Chairs
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jeffreyw  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:34:44pm

Nachos!

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TedStriker  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:36:36pm

re: #166 Eventual Carrion

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Oh, that’s a bit unfortunate…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:39:01pm

re: #169 TedStriker

Oh, that’s a bit unfortunate…

🎵🎵 Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you 🎵🎵

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No Malarkey!  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:39:12pm

Sad story. Twin 59 year old brothers, Bobby and Billy Ford, worked together in Bobby’s auto shop. Both got sick with covid. Bobby, who was vaccinated, had a fever; Billy, who believed vaccine conspiracy theories, died. He did urge family members from the hospital to get vaccinated before he died. news.yahoo.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:44:54pm

re: #144 Odie Hugh Manatee

all the freaking updings.
You Rock!

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ckkatz  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:48:49pm

re: #74 Dread Pirate Ron

More on that story:

NEW JERSEY - The full force of the historic flooding caused by the remnants of Tropical Storm Ida can be seen in a shocking video from Cranford, New Jersey, when a home’s wall suddenly buckles under the force of the floodwaters, trapping a teenager and his mother inside the basement of their home.

The terrifying scene and the pair’s calls for help were all captured on a family security camera.

Other family members heard toe commotion and were able to pull the pair to safety.

SHOCKING VIDEO: Ida floodwaters collapse wall of NJ home, trap mother and son
fox5ny.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:51:38pm

re: #133 Backwoods_Sleuth

something thrown together:
Chicken chunks sauteed in olive oil with onions and garlic
throw in some black beans, garbanzos, carrots, peas, zucchini chunks, shiitakes
add some chicken broth
smoked paprika, baharat

simmer until you can no longer resist the aroma

then toss in some cooked penne

enjoy

also, MrBWS and I prepped and cooked this meal together.
Everything tastes better that way.

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Decatur Deb  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:54:12pm

re: #157 gocart mozart

TIL Ivermectin apparently sterilizes the majority (85%) of men that take it. …

But the other 15% are real stallions.

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Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:57:28pm

re: #157 gocart mozart

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Although I’d like to think this was true, because it would be fucking hilarious, that study is even worse than the ones that led to people using it in the first place. Sample size is way too small to get real data from among a list of research sins.

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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 4:59:24pm
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ckkatz  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:00:38pm

re: #122 Backwoods_Sleuth

Reminds me of a visit to my local barbershop many years ago. The plaza with the barbershop also had a self described “Christian Bookstore” at that time.

One day the barber described his most recent encounter with the proprietor of that bookstore.

He said that he was leaving the plaza when suddenly a car sped down the parking lot and cut him off just before the exit. The driver then rolled down her window, it was the bookstore proprietor, and, as the barber described it “She called me everything but Christian”.

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Belafon  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:01:54pm

re: #164 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

If they can’t reproduce, so much the better.

There’s more than one way to win a Darwin award.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:02:55pm

Found the problem! Gonna take a few days to get parts…

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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:07:01pm

re: #180 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Found the problem! Gonna take a few days to get parts…

Awwww. The little fella was hot and looking for some place to cool off!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:08:07pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:08:43pm

re: #176 Jack Burton, Gunner on Death Star of David

Although I’d like to think this was true, because it would be fucking hilarious, that study is even worse than the ones that led to people using it in the first place. Sample size is way too small to get real data from among a list of research sins.

Damn. Now I’ve got a serious case of the sadz.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:11:19pm

Conor needs to get out more

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wrenchwench  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:13:19pm
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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:13:56pm

Well here are two music legends today—Johnny Mathis & Neil Sedaka.

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ckkatz  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:15:20pm

re: #149 jaunte

For some reason the phrase “Possum Hollar” set my mind off on weird place names from Buffalo Lick, West Virginia to Toad Suck, Arkansas.

(For the record, I am not recommending either activity memorialized in the above mentioned places names.)

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Decatur Deb  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:15:54pm

re: #186 JOE 🥓

Well here are two music legends today—Johnny Mathis & Neil Sedaka.

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That’s wonderful, wonderful.

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:16:42pm

re: #187 ckkatz

In PA we have Intercourse, Blue Bell and Bird-in-Hand

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sizzzzlerz  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:18:19pm

re: #50 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Ahhh, it’ll buff right out. Be good as new.

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JOE 🥓  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:19:51pm

Folks I’m going to sign off. I’m going to prepare to stream New Year services. I will be back tomorrow.

May all of you be blessed with a sweet New Year and that goes double for Charles for providing this space for us. Bless you always, Charles!

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Decatur Deb  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:20:17pm

re: #189 PhillyPretzel

In PA we have Intercourse, Blue Bell and Bird-in-Hand

We live near greater metropolitan Two Egg. Wife and I made a point of dropping a sign there when we were helping Florida for the HRC campaign.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:20:46pm

re: #185 wrenchwench

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female rubythroats here are the worst bullybirds

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wrenchwench  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:23:30pm

re: #193 Backwoods_Sleuth

female rubythroats here are the worst bullybirds

Do they blame it on the males? An elaborate deception?

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sagehen  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:24:58pm

re: #184 Backwoods_Sleuth

Conor needs to get out more

Bad guys in action movies often go to a vet’s office to get stitches, antibiotics, instruments to remove the bullet… (then they kill the vet, but at least they’ve avoided the ER and mandatory reporting)

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Charles Johnson  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:25:17pm

re: #74 Dread Pirate Ron

holy shit

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ckkatz  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:25:28pm

re: #189 PhillyPretzel

In PA we have Intercourse, Blue Bell and Bird-in-Hand

That’s right, they are not to far away from you… At least geographically.

A few years back I and a lady friend spent a weekend in Paradise (Pa) at a meet up with her family who had come down from New York and up from Alabama. What I remember was how badly congested the traffic on US 30 was. Particularly the huge amount of semi’s. And that was before considering what the Amish horse buggies contributed to the mix.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:27:13pm

re: #194 wrenchwench

Do they blame it on the males? An elaborate deception?

females don’t bother to look like males.
Ratio is about three males to a bazillion females.
And the females rule everything here.
I’ve seen them take on cardinals and wasps and anything else that flies.
This morning they were fussing all over the momma deer and two fawns chowing down on the jewelweed in the backyard.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:28:05pm

re: #195 sagehen

Bad guys in action movies often go to a vet’s office to get stitches, antibiotics, instruments to remove the bullet… (then they kill the vet, but at least they’ve avoided the ER and mandatory reporting)

but that’s just for bullet holes and stab wounds, not general sickness

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Teddy's Person  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:28:24pm

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LadyBehir  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:29:02pm

My favorite PA names are Shunk - because it sounds like an arrow hitting a target and Jersey Shore - which is no where near New Jersey at all.

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wrenchwench  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:30:22pm
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darthstar  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:32:36pm

So we got through fine. Because I didn’t do the questionnaire the day before I flew, my QR code wasn’t sent. By the time we landed it was on my phone. Took two minutes to get out of the airport.

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:36:30pm

re: #203 darthstar

Good. Enjoy your trip.

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Barefoot Grin  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:42:13pm

re: #192 Decatur Deb

We live near greater metropolitan Two Egg. Wife and I made a point of dropping a sign there when we were helping Florida for the HRC campaign.

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Gay, GA had a hard time keeping their town signs from being stolen for awhile. The Gay family was the most prominent and thus gave the town their name, but I think it was a cutesy teenage thing to do in the 1990s.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 6, 2021 • 5:54:32pm

re: #109 Decatur Deb

Work song.

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I am stunned that none of the coders/programmers here at LGF took notice of this.
It’s freaking brilliant.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Sep 6, 2021 • 6:44:12pm

re: #197 ckkatz

That’s right, they are not to far away from you… At least geographically.

A few years back I and a lady friend spent a weekend in Paradise (Pa) at a meet up with her family who had come down from New York and up from Alabama. What I remember was how badly congested the traffic on US 30 was. Particularly the huge amount of semi’s. And that was before considering what the Amish horse buggies contributed to the mix.

Area around Lancaster is some of the worst traffic I have ever seen.


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