The Bob Cesca Podcast: My Interpretation Is No

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

My Interpretation Is No — [Explicit Language] COVID deaths surpass 1918 pandemic. Congratulations to California. The Breitbart conspiracy theory about liberals and vaccines. Tucker on military vaccinations. Anti-mask Republican official in Florida dies of COVID. Laura Loomer asked for COVID and got it. Marjorie Three Toes and masking/vaxxing hypocrisy. Mike Pence temporarily located his spine. Adam Schiff’s slate of presidential reforms. Ken Burns and the cultural civil war. Marginalizing Trumpism like we did with cigarette smokings. With Buzz Burbank, and music by Clint Slate & Iona James and John Flywheel. And more!

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teleskiguy  Sep 21, 2021 • 2:42:45pm
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teleskiguy  Sep 21, 2021 • 2:55:54pm
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William Lewis  Sep 21, 2021 • 2:57:23pm

And now for something completely & exquisitly different - Lil Nas X, ‘Jolene’

Lil Nas X - Jolene (Dolly Parton Cover) in the Live Lounge

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Belafon  Sep 21, 2021 • 2:58:27pm

re: #3 William Lewis

He just wants to do a duet with her, and why not?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 21, 2021 • 2:59:02pm

re: #2 teleskiguy

again again again

I use FB solely for the social function

Not as a source of any sort of news beyond where my homies are hanging or what my family is up to on vacation or sharing recipes, pet & cat videos/pics and recipes.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:00:05pm

iOS 15 again. Finally. Any photos you have with text in them. You can copy/paste that text.

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piratedan  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:02:20pm

re: #5 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

pretty much the same, there are some groups that I have joined that satisfy my own niche interests but I go elsewhere for my politics, I figure I can deal with the targeted ads because at least they are somewhat related to what I already like.

It’s awesome to be able to tell old acquaintances happy birthday or follow on what they are currently doing, but outside of that its all a big NOPE.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:07:18pm

re: #7 piratedan

pretty much the same, there are some groups that I have joined that satisfy my own niche interests but I go elsewhere for my politics, I figure I can deal with the targeted ads because at least they are somewhat related to what I already like.

It’s awesome to be able to tell old acquaintances happy birthday or follow on what they are currently doing, but outside of that its all a big NOPE.

A while back I remember seeing a post on my then-GF’s thread “Great Barrier Reef Declared Dead.”

Even a very cursory reading of the article indicated that was far from the case: the reef had suffered serious damage of up to 20% but was stable and even recovering.

That really made me realize what a totally useless source of information FB was for anything outside friends, family, upcoming gigs and local events.

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Belafon  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:07:45pm

re: #5 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

again again again

YOU are not most Facebook users.

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Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:08:06pm

re: #3 William Lewis

And now for something completely & exquisitly different - Lil Nas X, ‘Jolene’

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Video

That was actually pretty damn good. Dolly put a lot more emotion in it though.

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Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:15:41pm

Whatever it takes to reach people and encourage them to get vaxed is fine with me.

Stewie Griffin Explains COVID Vaccine in Educational ‘Family Guy’ PSA Video

Family Guy COVID-19 Vaccine Awareness PSA | FAMILY GUY

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:16:12pm

I’ve noticed FB tooting their own horn in sponsored posts for a while.

Inevitably, they are always promptly dogpiled in the comments.

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William Lewis  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:17:33pm

re: #10 Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict

That was actually pretty damn good. Dolly put a lot more emotion in it though.

I felt he did too but I can see what you mean.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:18:06pm

re: #11 Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict

Even on brand with Meg being the virus. Beautiful.

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gwangung  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:18:53pm

re: #13 William Lewis

I felt he did too but I can see what you mean.

It’s the understatement that sells it, actually……

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No Malarkey!  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:34:17pm

Joshua’s lunch was more important to him than our safety. Now he is dead of Covid at age 28, as is his girlfriend. Hope you enjoyed that lunch, Joshua, since you won’t be getting anymore. sorryantivaxxer.com

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darthstar  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:41:08pm

re: #3 William Lewis

And now for something completely & exquisitly different - Lil Nas X, ‘Jolene’

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Well done, Nas…I didn’t realize he had such a good voice.

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John Hughes  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:42:39pm

re: #6 GlutenFreeJesus

iOS 15 again. Finally. Any photos you have with text in them. You can copy/paste that text.

Woohoo, Google lens.

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darthstar  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:43:52pm

re: #16 No Malarkey!

Joshua’s lunch was more important to him than our safety. Now he is dead of Covid at age 28, as is his girlfriend. Hope you enjoyed that lunch, Joshua, since you won’t be getting anymore. sorryantivaxxer.com

What a dick! He gets dead and immediately leaves his girlfriend for Jesus.

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darthstar  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:47:18pm

re: #19 darthstar

What a dick! He gets dead and immediately leaves his girlfriend for Jesus.

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Also, Shiri goes off on Brittany’s death with a ‘get Saved!’ rant instead of get vaccinated. Looks like all the ‘saved’ people in her life are dying like flies.

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No Malarkey!  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:48:18pm

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No Malarkey!  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:49:22pm

re: #20 darthstar

Also, Shiri goes off on Brittany’s death with a ‘get Saved!’ rant instead of get vaccinated. Looks like all the ‘saved’ people in her life are dying like flies.

As their Governor said, they don’t mind dying because they are going to Heaven. Yes, he really said that.

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Dopamine Fish  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:49:51pm

re: #21 No Malarkey!

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Dopamine Fish  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:52:48pm

re: #22 No Malarkey!

As their Governor said, they don’t mind dying because they are going to Heaven. Yes, he really said that.

As someone who believes in the afterlife and that God has a plan for us all, I’m sorry, that’s bullshit. God’s plans aren’t wrecked by my death, but I should still be working to do the will of God up until I die, for as long as I can. And that includes taking my damn meds like a non-crazy person.

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William Lewis  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:55:33pm

Media Fascination With The Petito Mystery Looks Like Racism To Some Native Americans

The FBI has confirmed that remains found in Wyoming Sunday are the body of 22-year-old Gabrielle Petito. The mystery around the death of the photogenic young white woman with a carefree social media presence has been headline news across the country.

And that’s frustrating to people who say the media ignores an epidemic of missing and murdered Native American women in the state.

Since 2000, Indigenous people have made up 21% of homicides in Wyoming, even though they are only 3% of the population. That’s according to a state report released in January.

Cara Chambers, chair of the task force that released the report says only 30% of Indigenous homicide victims had any media coverage. That number is closer to 51% for whites.

I get that she has a slight level of celebrity but those numbers are why the way this story has been covered disgusts me.

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John Hughes  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:57:51pm

re: #16 Eclectic Cyborg

How can they have that many subscribers when they suck so much?

Because their subscribers suck too.

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gwangung  Sep 21, 2021 • 3:59:46pm

re: #25 William Lewis

Media Fascination With The Petito Mystery Looks Like Racism To Some Native Americans

I get that she has a slight level of celebrity but those numbers are why the way this story has been covered disgusts me.

That and the HUGE amount of media attention the story got.

Think about….45%….of even white people get why Native folks are pissed.

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No Malarkey!  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:03:12pm

re: #25 William Lewis

Media Fascination With The Petito Mystery Looks Like Racism To Some Native Americans

I get that she has a slight level of celebrity but those numbers are why the way this story has been covered disgusts me.

That reminds me of a story from the olden days. A white girl’s father died, and then it turned out her mother was a light skinned slave, so of course she was a slave as well, so the estate put her up for sale at an auction. A New Orleans brothel wanted to buy her, and people were horrified that a white girl might be forced into sexual slavery, so they raised money to outbid the brothel and free her, never giving a thought to the fact its just as horrifying that black girls were being sold into sexual slavery.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:03:33pm
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darthstar  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:03:52pm

We’re running on sun-juice.

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:04:49pm

re: #30 darthstar

Yay. :)

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:05:31pm

re: #30 darthstar

We’re running on sun-juice.

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Congratulations.

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darthstar  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:06:00pm

re: #31 PhillyPretzel

Yay. :)

I didn’t hear any drilling or grinding so walked outside and the guy’s all, “You’re running on solar.” I said, “Wait, you never turned my power off.” Freakin’ hot linked the system.

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Dopamine Fish  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:07:08pm

re: #33 darthstar

I didn’t hear any drilling or grinding so walked outside and the guy’s all, “You’re running on solar.” I said, “Wait, you never turned my power off.” Freakin’ hot linked the system.

Easily doable with a battery buffer. Click-click and it’s cut over with no noticeable change.

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Belafon  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:08:40pm

re: #20 darthstar

Also, Shiri goes off on Brittany’s death with a ‘get Saved!’ rant instead of get vaccinated. Looks like all the ‘saved’ people in her life are dying like flies.

From Shiri:

Pray for some IQ
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EPR-radar  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:18:59pm

re: #35 Belafon

Shirl doesn’t realize that covid and the vaccines are objectively and provably real in a way that being “saved” can’t be.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:25:35pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:26:59pm
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BlueSpotinAL  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:28:17pm

Buenos noches!

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:42:47pm
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gocart mozart  Sep 21, 2021 • 4:45:46pm
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jaunte  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:15:19pm
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darthstar  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:16:31pm

re: #34 Dopamine Fish

Easily doable with a battery buffer. Click-click and it’s cut over with no noticeable change.

I don’t want the sun to go down yet! Can’t wait until mid-day tomorrow to see how high it goes.

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PhillyPretzel  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:19:29pm

re: #43 darthstar

No. That is why you still have a grid meter. At least your batteries are at 88%. That is good. Give it a few days and you will see it go higher especially if it is sunny. :)

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teleskiguy  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:20:32pm

Got an anti-vax weirdo response on Twitter. Fun!

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gocart mozart  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:21:12pm
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jaunte  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:23:11pm

re: #45 teleskiguy

670,000 dead. Seems like an issue.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:25:10pm

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teleskiguy  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:26:52pm

re: #47 jaunte

Also, there was no widely available vaccine last season. Which I let him know and told him to fuck off and blocked him.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:27:44pm
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teleskiguy  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:28:45pm

A member of the Well Regulated Militia™ strikes again.

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jaunte  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:29:04pm

Our administrative skills at stopping a killer asteroid are probably about on par.

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jaunte  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:29:58pm

Probably have about 30% of the country adopt a pro-asteroid stance.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:30:08pm

niterz, lizardz!

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Dopamine Fish  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:30:44pm

re: #52 jaunte

Our administrative skills at stopping a killer asteroid are probably about on par.

Whaddya talking about? Just call up a bunch of misfit miners, hand them a nuke and a big drill, and tell them they have the chance to save the world (and the lead miner’s hot daughter, who is shagging one of the other team members).

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jaunte  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:31:31pm

re: #55 Dopamine Fish

Did you notice how weirdly spiky that thing was for a cosmic dustball?

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Barefoot Grin  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:32:54pm

re: #46 gocart mozart

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Was Machine Gun Kelly over there? (I’m sure I’m not the first)

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:34:01pm

re: #40 Dread Pirate Ron

Of course. Could this possibly get any weirder? Fucking lunatics. Unreal.

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Dangerman  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:34:14pm

re: #16 No Malarkey!

Joshua’s lunch was more important to him than our safety. Now he is dead of Covid at age 28, as is his girlfriend. Hope you enjoyed that lunch, Joshua, since you won’t be getting anymore. sorryantivaxxer.com

Mrsdm calls them sorryassantivaxxers

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:44:13pm

Okay Pepper gave Cinnamon some paws, um pause for thought.

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teleskiguy  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:44:33pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:49:17pm

re: #51 teleskiguy

A member of the Well Regulated Militia™ strikes again.

When I was a child in Colorado (ca. 1960), the antics of out-of-state hunters were something of a running joke, albeit a grim one, among the locals. There were usually several fatalities every season, along with all kinds of other stupid stuff. In those days, hunters actually did strap their kills to the hoods of their cars, exposed to dust, wind, bugs and the eyes of deer-loving children, all the way home. Our neighbor, Art, said he wouldn’t be surprised if one of them showed up with another hunter tied to his hood. One guy did show up at an inspection station with a dead burro on his hood. He was arrested and swore to high heaven that he thought it was a deer.
These long-ago observations are at least part of the reason I don’t let strangers hunt feral hogs on my land. Going after a dangerous animal like a hog rather than harmless deer would probably magnify their stupidity by an order of magnitude at least.

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Dopamine Fish  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:53:09pm

re: #62 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

My next-door-neighbor and best friend growing up got shot in the ass by a careless hunter once, when we were teenagers. Guy wasn’t checking downrange, fired at a bird, his shot fell and sprayed my buddy right across the backside. He turned around and marched back uphill and gave him what for, and thankfully the altercation ended relatively peacefully - aka, no further shots were fired.

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jeffreyw  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:54:02pm

re: #39 BlueSpotinAL

Buenos noches!

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JOE 🥓  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:54:17pm

It’s the 21st of September…and thinking of my pal Allee Willis who wrote that classic!

RIP, Allee.

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EstebanTornado1963  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:54:18pm

re: #16 No Malarkey!

Joshua’s lunch was more important to him than our safety. Now he is dead of Covid at age 28, as is his girlfriend. Hope you enjoyed that lunch, Joshua, since you won’t be getting anymore. sorryantivaxxer.com

Someone posted he is in Heaven. Highly doubt that

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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:55:27pm

re: #63 Dopamine Fish

My next-door-neighbor and best friend growing up got shot in the ass by a careless hunter once, when we were teenagers. Guy wasn’t checking downrange, fired at a bird, his shot fell and sprayed my buddy right across the backside. He turned around and marched back uphill and gave him what for, and thankfully the altercation ended relatively peacefully - aka, no further shots were fired.

I do all my hunting at the store. Quieter, not messy and I don’t tromp through forest to shop. No license required.

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Charles Johnson  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:57:45pm
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Dopamine Fish  Sep 21, 2021 • 5:58:17pm

re: #67 Rightwingconspirator

I do all my hunting at the store. Quieter, not messy and I don’t tromp through forest to shop. No license required.

I wouldn’t mind going hunting, myself, but it would be more of a “commune with nature” type of trip, kinda like fishing is. I’m not depending on bringing home a deer for my family to eat, no sir. They already depend on me to bring home the bacon as it is.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:02:04pm
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Rightwingconspirator  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:05:09pm

re: #69 Dopamine Fish

Not for me. I’m a meat hypocrite. I can’t bring myself to shoot anything alive.

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jaunte  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:05:39pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:05:51pm

Feral hogs are born ferocious and get meaner as they age. Here is a piglet going after a goober who has pissed her off:

Angry Little Pig Charges At Man

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jaunte  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:05:55pm
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teleskiguy  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:07:47pm

Growing up in rural mountainous Colorado, the opportunity to go hunting will arise whether you like it or not.

I’ve field dressed deer, elk, and a black bear. It’s a lot of work, especially if you kill the animal far from your camp, and can take up to two days to get the animal from the field to the back of your pickup truck. That’s just big game. Duck and grouse were always favorites, I’ve shot lots of those.

That said, I have not gone hunting in over 15 years. I get offers to go on trips every fall.

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teleskiguy  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:12:49pm

Out of all the big game I’ve hunted or helped hunt (I didn’t shoot the bear) the bear was the most delicious. The back strap meat was among the best steaks I’ve ever had. Elk is really good too, I like elk ground beef. Deer is okay, a little gamey for my taste. Never had moose.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:13:26pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:15:34pm

re: #76 teleskiguy

Out of all the big game I’ve hunted or helped hunt (I didn’t shoot the bear) the bear was the most delicious. The back strap meat was among the best steaks I’ve ever had. Elk is really good too, I like elk ground beef. Deer is okay, a little gamey for my taste. Never had moose.

The one time I had moose it tasted a lot like very lean beef.

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Dopamine Fish  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:15:54pm

re: #76 teleskiguy

Out of all the big game I’ve hunted or helped hunt (I didn’t shoot the bear) the bear was the most delicious. The back strap meat was among the best steaks I’ve ever had. Elk is really good too, I like elk ground beef. Deer is okay, a little gamey for my taste. Never had moose.

I like venison. I did a venison roast with apples once, from a deer a friend gave us. I put it in the crock pot and it came out really tender and delicious.

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BlueSpotinAL  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:17:54pm
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Barefoot Grin  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:19:55pm

Should I assume that our most accommodating host is being mentioned/harassed because Furby was mentioned in that NYMAG article on Peter Theil?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:24:21pm

re: #80 BlueSpotinAL

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GlutenFreeJesus  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:25:50pm

re: #74 jaunte

Cheney and Kinzinger. Hope this opens the eyes of the “they’re good republicans!” crowd.

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Cheechako  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:26:32pm

re: #76 teleskiguy

Out of all the big game I’ve hunted or helped hunt (I didn’t shoot the bear) the bear was the most delicious. The back strap meat was among the best steaks I’ve ever had. Elk is really good too, I like elk ground beef. Deer is okay, a little gamey for my taste. Never had moose.

Moose is absolutely the best wild game meat. I’ve successfully hunted moose, mule deer, elk, and antelope. Antelope has very gamey flavor. We would make sausage to hide the flavor.

Funny that I moved to Alaska 20 years ago and have not taken any advantage of the hunting opportunities. Just got older. Even for residents the big game hunting trips are big safaris involving small plane flights or small boats getting to good hunting areas. And, once you’re 65, you get a lifetime hunting and fishing license for free.

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BlueSpotinAL  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:27:28pm

The Charles Johnson episode of “What If” sounds lit!

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:35:14pm
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sagehen  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:37:28pm

re: #73 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Feral hogs are born ferocious and get meaner as they age. Here is a piglet going after a goober who has pissed her off:

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Are piglets analogous to lamb and veal (i.e., the young’uns are tenderer and tastier than the grown version)?

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Dopamine Fish  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:38:11pm

re: #87 sagehen

Are piglets analogous to lamb and veal (i.e., the young’uns are tenderer and tastier than the grown version)?

removed

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:41:03pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:43:05pm

re: #62 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

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When I was a child in Colorado (ca. 1960), the antics of out-of-state hunters were something of a running joke, albeit a grim one, among the locals. There were usually several fatalities every season, along with all kinds of other stupid stuff. In those days, hunters actually did strap their kills to the hoods of their cars, exposed to dust, wind, bugs and the eyes of deer-loving children, all the way home. Our neighbor, Art, said he wouldn’t be surprised if one of them showed up with another hunter tied to his hood. One guy did show up at an inspection station with a dead burro on his hood. He was arrested and swore to high heaven that he thought it was a deer.
These long-ago observations are at least part of the reason I don’t let strangers hunt feral hogs on my land. Going after a dangerous animal like a hog rather than harmless deer would probably magnify their stupidity by an order of magnitude at least.

To quote the great Tom Lehrer:

I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,
Two game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow.
……..

The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason,
Cows were out of season,
And one of the hunters wasn’t insured.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:44:17pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:46:31pm

re: #91 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

I bet the horse saw him sipping the dewormer.

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jaunte  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:46:40pm
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Dangerman  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:46:49pm

re: #50 Charles Johnson

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Contrarian

I’ve been hearing dinosaurs ruled the earth since I was a tyke
Easily more than 50+ years

I always took “rule” to mean they were all there was

Or am I missing some irony or something?

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EPR-radar  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:49:02pm

re: #94 Dangerman

I always took “dinosaurs ruling” in the sense that a full grown T Rex did whatever it wanted to.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:49:25pm

re: #95 EPR-radar

I always took “dinosaurs ruling” in the sense that a full grown T Rex did whatever it wanted to.

It was the GOP of its time.

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jaunte  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:49:59pm

re: #95 EPR-radar

Dinosaurs were famously punctilious about precision measurement.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:50:12pm

re: #90 Hecuba’s daughter

Tom Lehrer - The Hunting Song - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967

Tom Lehrer is 93 and still kicking, as far as I know.

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Barefoot Grin  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:52:29pm

re: #91 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

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Suddenly I’m reminded of a time I went into an small neighborhood bar near my home near Nara Japan. I saw they were closing and started to leave, but the owner told me to stay, and then a couple of his friends showed up. He put on some jazz and we drank and talked. But by the end he got a bit maudlin and started talking about how his mom was participating in a “mochi-pounding” event as part of a festival. His mom was tasked with moving the rice around in the big wooden bowl while others smashed the rice with a huge wooden mallet. He said that his mom leaned into the downward stroke of the mallet and it rendered her severely disabled. It was then that most of us took our leave.

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JOE 🥓  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:52:36pm

Fuckhead has file a lawsuit against his niece

Former President Donald Trump has filed a lawsuit against The New York Times, three of its reporters, and his niece—claiming they hatched an “insidious plot” to obtain his private records for a story about his tax history.

The lawsuit, which was filed Tuesday in Dutchess County, New York, alleges that the newspaper convinced Mary Trump to “smuggle records out of her attorney’s office and turn them over to The Times” despite her having signed a confidentiality agreement. The suit demands damages “in an amount to be determined at trial, but believed to be no less than One Hundred Million Dollars ” from both Mary Trump, and the Times.

“I think he is a fucking loser, and he is going to throw anything against the wall he can,” said Mary Trump. “It’s desperation. The walls are closing in and he is throwing anything against the wall that will stick. As is always the case with Donald, he’ll try and change the subject.”

The Times did not immediately respond to a request for comment about the suit.

This is a developing story…

thedailybeast.com

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:56:47pm
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Dangerman  Sep 21, 2021 • 6:56:58pm

re: #66 EstebanTornado1963

Someone posted he is in Heaven. Highly doubt that

Was it worth pissing away his young life?

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jaunte  Sep 21, 2021 • 7:11:01pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Sep 21, 2021 • 7:13:02pm

re: #68 Charles Johnson

Doesn’t the billionaire Charles Johnson own a baseball team and not a football team?

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Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict  Sep 21, 2021 • 7:21:34pm

re: #64 jeffreyw

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Pollo Asdo Chicken, Rice, asparagus w/baby bella mushrooms and thick cut Roma tomatoes.

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Jay C  Sep 21, 2021 • 7:26:09pm

re: #100 JOE 🥓

The New York Times probably gets hit with bigger suits than Trump’s several times a week: and the paper probably has even more lawyers on hand than Donald (likely it helps that the NYT actually pays their attorneys). This suit is probably going to go where most of Trump’s BFD legal efforts go, I.e. nowhere.

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Dangerman  Sep 21, 2021 • 7:32:23pm
“Mike Lindell has revised his prediction for when he says the U.S. Supreme Court will hear arguments that the 2020 presidential election should be overturned.”

“This is the big announcement, everyone,” Lindell told Steve Bannon. “I made a promise to this country that with all the evidence I have that we would get it to the Supreme Court and I predicted they would vote 9-0 to look at the evidence.”

“Originally I had hoped for August and September,” he continued. “I asked all the lawyers just yesterday. We are taking this case to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. Now maybe Fox will report that today. You heard it here first because our case is ready. We are bringing it to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving.” …

November
Now its November
And direct to the Supreme Court!
“All the lawyers” said so

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Teukka  Sep 21, 2021 • 7:33:14pm

And you know that Project Veritas [read: Bleargh… Pbhththt] video exposé, part one? Jeff Holiday (say what you will about him) picks it apart…

Project Veritas COVID-19 Exposed Video FACT CHECKED

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I Would Prefer Not To  Sep 21, 2021 • 7:37:25pm

re: #106 Jay C

The New York Times probably gets hit with bigger suits than Trump’s several times a week: and the paper probably has even more lawyers on hand than Donald (likely it helps that the NYT actually pays their attorneys). This suit is probably going to go where most of Trump’s BFD legal efforts go, I.e. nowhere.

There is always the hope that not only trump loses, but he is forced to pay legal fees to the defense.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Sep 21, 2021 • 7:43:48pm

re: #76 teleskiguy

I like elk ground beef

Blink
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CleverToad  Sep 21, 2021 • 7:45:21pm

Apologies if this got posed upthread, I’m still catching up

Cool stuff coming soon: Bad Astronomy talking about Lucy who’s headed for the sky
syfy.com

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plansbandc  Sep 21, 2021 • 7:54:40pm

re: #110 Colère Tueur de Lapin

This kind of made sense to me in that elk makes a great ground meat, but if you use it to make things like chili or taco meat, it’s best to put a little ground beef in it to have a little fat in it. Dude’s step mom made fantastic elk chili, but it always had a little bit of ground beef added. Texture, binding, etc.

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Dangerman  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:03:30pm

Jimmy Kimmel

Others who’ve refused the vaccine said it was because they could just get monoclonal antibody treatment if they get ill.

“This is an IV hookup that helps reduce the symptoms of COVID,” Kimmel noted. “Pretty incredible, people who don’t trust vaccines do trust being pumped full of lab-created antibodies. This is like skydiving and instead of using the parachute, you’re gonna be like, ‘Yeah, I’ll just crash near a hospital.’”

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:05:46pm

re: #112 plansbandc

This kind of made sense to me in that elk makes a great ground meat, but if you use it to make things like chili or taco meat, it’s best to put a little ground beef in it to have a little fat in it. Dude’s step mom made fantastic elk chili, but it always had a little bit of ground beef added. Texture, binding, etc.

Most butchers who processed deer for venison when I hunted in Pennsylvania usually gave you an option to have ground pork added to your ground venison for the same reason.

Since I used my ground venison solely to make chili* or something else with just loose meat I never had the pork added. My usual processing option was steaks and the rest ground. The backstrap was always packaged separately as well.

* - There is no such thing as too much garlic in venison chili.

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teleskiguy  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:07:44pm
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ckkatz  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:17:18pm

Last time I went deer hunting was about 15 years ago. On a tract along the Rappahannock River.

Two other guys were also hunting there. Good old boys from past the Shenandoah Valley. It wasn’t a problem because they went down to the swamp and shot a 6pt buck right at dawn. The parking spot for the cars was maybe 1.5 miles from the swamp. When I left about 5pm, they still had not yet made it back to the cars with the deer.

Seeing all the trouble they were having, I decided to not bother trying to actually shoot a deer.

I got to watch some fox kits playing, a flock of turkeys and a bunch of deer running at full speed towards the swamp. I called up a nice buck, and later jumped him several times, but had no interest in actually having to kill, drag it to my car, dress, butcher and freeze him.

And also got to talk with an older local who reminisced being a child and taking the water taxi on the Rappahanock River.

Anyway, I have a lifetime Virginia hunting license but have not bothered to use it for the last decade and a half. Laziness and the grocery store have won out.

Currently, my goal is to not be one of the several thousand drivers that manages to catch a deer in Fairfax County with his car during mating season.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:21:16pm

re: #115 teleskiguy

Australia rarely has quakes and they are usually off the east coast. A M6 on land is surprising.

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teleskiguy  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:21:18pm
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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:22:40pm
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EstebanTornado1963  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:26:23pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:27:53pm

re: #116 ckkatz

Yep, that is not a fun job dragging a pile of meat out of the forest. That’s one reason I’ve helped fellow hunters in our group dress out kills and/or drag them out.

Longest distance I’ve had to drag one is about 1/2 a mile. And that included getting it across a creek over a narrow (3’ wide) bridge with no side rails. Mostly downhill though in that case.

Shortest was about 50 yards out of a gully to a point that we were driving pickup trucks to park.

Heard stories from my friend about his father taking five or more hours to get a deer out of the swampy terrain he preferred to hunt in solo in that area.

We hunted in an area that was remediated strip mine in south central PA in the rough area of Tyrone, PA. Lots of up and down due to the spill piles, some open meadows that eventually filled in with pine and locust. Plus a swamp in one area that a creek flowed out of. The last was a favorite hangout for the deer of course. A bunch of the area was later made state game land and banned to vehicles. (Though the locals still take four wheelers around the blockages on the old access roads.)

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IngisKahn  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:33:12pm

Earth, Wind & Fire - September

Almost forgot

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:49:07pm

YouTube

YouTube

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Dread Pirate Ron  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:51:34pm

They are the same video with different titles.

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Targetpractice  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:52:44pm

re: #106 Jay C

The New York Times probably gets hit with bigger suits than Trump’s several times a week: and the paper probably has even more lawyers on hand than Donald (likely it helps that the NYT actually pays their attorneys). This suit is probably going to go where most of Trump’s BFD legal efforts go, I.e. nowhere.

It’s like most Trump litigation: If he’s the one suing, then odds are it’s because he’s desperate for money and is counting on the defense to pay him to just go away.

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Sherlock Hound  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:56:34pm

re: #101 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

Bulletin board systems and Fidonet were pretty nucking futs when OKC happened, to say nothing of Usenet which was pretty big and also pretty nucking futs as well! Nearly all of the conspiracy tropes we see now, originated in those years.

The R’s, the Cato Institute, Barbara Anderson (Massachusetts Randian), et.al. played a long game. Don’t EVER forget that!
(Barbara would be an antivaxxer had she not gotten leukemia first…)

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ckkatz  Sep 21, 2021 • 8:59:49pm

re: #121 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

The worst kills to recover that I have seen were bears. They are just very hard to drag/carry/move.

The shortest deer drag that I have seen was up in the Northwest Pa State Gamelands. The guy had a cabin right next to the Gamelands. In his back yard was a short game trail to a natural saltlick. Maybe 100 feet.

I don’t remember which county as this was 50 years ago.

Back in the 1960’s and 1970’s though, after the opening day of hunting season, the deer had figured out what was going on and changed their behavior.

One more hunting story.

After World War 2, my father, an American Army officer, was in the United States Army of Occupation, Occupied Germany.

He was invited to go on a boar hunt. The guy running the hunt, the gamekeeper for a local noble literally had the local peasantry beat/drive the boars to the hunters.

The hunters were stationed at the base of trees with low hanging branches. The hunters had instructions to quickly get up the tree if they missed and the boar Came at them. The boars were large (as was expected in a noble’s private hunting preserve) with extremely large and sharp teeth.

Another of my father’s jobs during that period was to keep visiting congressional delegations both happy and out of the commanding general’s hair. So my father would arrange trips to the local wine producing schlösser and get the congressmen sloshed. Win-win!

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austin_blue  Sep 21, 2021 • 9:02:38pm

re: #78 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

The one time I had moose it tasted a lot like very lean beef.

It’s a fucking big ass deer. You want something that doesn’t taste like venison? Shoot an elk.

Hmm… elk meat…

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retired cynic  Sep 21, 2021 • 10:02:51pm

re: #128 austin_blue

It’s a fucking big ass deer. You want something that doesn’t taste like venison? Shoot an elk.

Hmm… elk meat…

Buffalo ain’t bad at all. Neither is elk.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Sep 22, 2021 • 3:54:23am

re: #128 austin_blue

It’s a fucking big ass deer. You want something that doesn’t taste like venison? Shoot an elk.

Hmm… elk meat…

IIRC, if you get a elk permit in PA (very limited number, like 100, given out by lottery) you also have to have a team with you for carrying out the meat if you get one.

The moose I ate some of had been bagged in Canada and the hunter, who was there, said that he had a guide and a bunch of carriers along since they packed out something like 500 lbs of meat.


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