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Patricia Kayden  Oct 16, 2021 • 9:06:27pm

Arghhhh

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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 16, 2021 • 9:21:54pm

re: #105 teleskiguy

And youā€™d beā€¦ wrong.

It has something to do with when Charles was in Japan when he was, like, 20 years old. And thatā€™s all Iā€™ve been able to ascertain after about 16, 17 years of reading the blog.

I recall when I was a child small plastic hard green footballs. Hurts when youā€™re hit by one.

re: #106 sagehen

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stpaulbear  Oct 16, 2021 • 9:24:12pm

Charles, when I sign in Iā€™m getting a nice big ad suggesting I move all my retirement funds into a gold (precious metals) investment group. I know none of us is dumb enough to do that, but itā€™s a pretty harmful scam.

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mmmirele  Oct 16, 2021 • 9:25:09pm

Iā€™m just *sick*.

For the record, Brazoria County is due south of Houston/Harris County and has a population of ~375,000.

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teleskiguy  Oct 16, 2021 • 9:35:33pm

re: #2 Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·

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Patricia Kayden  Oct 16, 2021 • 9:35:38pm

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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 16, 2021 • 9:43:41pm

The final maps have been approved for Unicameral districts in Nebraska. My state senator Steve Erdman has an op-ed in every Panhandle paper arguing that Omaha shouldnā€™t get another senator at the expense of the Panhandle just because Omahaā€™s population grew and ours shrank. His claim is rural areas arenā€™t being represented properly.

Legislative district 47, which is the district that I represent, has now changed. Banner County and Kimball County have been moved into district 48, while Grant County and all of Box Butte County, including the City of Alliance have now been added into district 47. While this was not my choice, I look forward to meeting all those who have been moved into district 47.

My vote against the legislative district map should in no way be misconstrued as a vote against Grant County, Box Butte County or the City of Alliance. Instead, I voted against the legislative district map because it took a seat away from rural Nebraska and added one to Sarpy County, giving more representation to the greater Omaha metropolitan area and worsening the rural vs. urban divide which already exists in our state.

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October 1 Straight Talk from Steve, goes to the Nebraska Legislature Website.

Iā€™m still waiting for the Secretary of State to open filing for office ā€¦

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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 16, 2021 • 9:50:22pm
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Patricia Kayden  Oct 16, 2021 • 9:57:39pm

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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 16, 2021 • 9:59:14pm

re: #3 stpaulbear

Charles, when I sign in Iā€™m getting a nice big ad suggesting I move all my retirement funds into a gold (precious metals) investment group. I know none of us is dumb enough to do that, but itā€™s a pretty harmful scam.

Had an ex-coworker who got into the gold scam and really got screwed when the price collapsed.

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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 16, 2021 • 10:04:22pm

Gee, what will be the main story on the Sunday Gasbag shows tomorrow?

American missionaries and family members kidnapped in Haiti

A group of 17 missionaries and family members ā€” primarily Americans ā€” were kidnapped in Haiti on Saturday after returning from a site visit to an orphanage, according to an audio alert from their Christian aid group and a person familiar with the abduction, marking the latest in a wave of kidnappings to grip the spiraling Caribbean nation.

An audio described as a ā€œprayer alertā€ from Ohio-based Christian Aid Ministries and obtained by The Washington Post stated that ā€œmen, women and childrenā€ associated with the group were being held by an armed gang. Those abducted included organization staff as well as family members, according to the recording.

ā€œThe mission field director and the American embassy are working to see what can be done,ā€ the voice on the recording stated. It later added, ā€œPray that the gang members will come to repentance and faith in Jesus Christ.ā€

Fat chance, folksā€¦Watch Republicans trash Joe tomorrow morning over this!

washingtonpost.com

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sagehen  Oct 16, 2021 • 10:06:15pm

re: #7 Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·

The final maps have been approved for Unicameral districts in Nebraska. My state senator Steve Erdman has an op-ed in every Panhandle paper arguing that Omaha shouldnā€™t get another senator at the expense of the Panhandle just because Omahaā€™s population grew and ours shrank. His claim is rural areas arenā€™t being represented properly.

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October 1 Straight Talk from Steve, goes to the Nebraska Legislature Website.

Iā€™m still waiting for the Secretary of State to open filing for office ā€¦

Is anybody taking him seriously?

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plansbandc  Oct 16, 2021 • 10:09:48pm

A naughty stowaway. Not the least bit surprising either.

fox5atlanta.com

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wrenchwench  Oct 16, 2021 • 10:11:58pm

re: #13 plansbandc

A naughty stowaway. Not the least bit surprising either.

fox5atlanta.com

Icky.

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wrenchwench  Oct 16, 2021 • 10:16:39pm

re: #14 wrenchwench

Icky.

That was supposed to be clickbait (for the story). Didnā€™t work.

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teleskiguy  Oct 16, 2021 • 10:21:04pm
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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 16, 2021 • 10:28:31pm

re: #16 teleskiguy

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Back when MTV showed music videosā€¦

Lindsey Buckingham - Go Insane (Official Music Video)

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teleskiguy  Oct 16, 2021 • 10:34:06pm

Zappa freaks. Click on this and type in gasstation.

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mmmirele  Oct 16, 2021 • 10:41:54pm

re: #10 JOE šŸ„“

Had an ex-coworker who got into the gold scam and really got screwed when the price collapsed.

My brother is putting money into gold as part of his prepper activities. Iā€™ve pointed out, as recently as Friday, that if the world goes to hell, people arenā€™t going to be interested in gold, theyā€™re going to be interested in food and tools. (Not that I think the world is going to hell.)

I think he wants my permission to put 10 percent of momā€™s money into gold, but Iā€™m fairly dead set against it. I see no reason to do that, itā€™d make more sense to buy a plow, to be perfectly honest. At least if the world goes to hell, a plow is useful.

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sagehen  Oct 16, 2021 • 10:51:40pm

re: #19 mmmirele

My brother is putting money into gold as part of his prepper activities. Iā€™ve pointed out, as recently as Friday, that if the world goes to hell, people arenā€™t going to be interested in gold, theyā€™re going to be interested in food and tools. (Not that I think the world is going to hell.)

I think he wants my permission to put 10 percent of momā€™s money into gold, but Iā€™m fairly dead set against it. I see no reason to do that, itā€™d make more sense to buy a plow, to be perfectly honest. At least if the world goes to hell, a plow is useful.

Solar-panels and solar-powered tools and appliances.

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teleskiguy  Oct 16, 2021 • 10:52:53pm

re: #18 teleskiguy

For some spoken word Zappa click on this and type in hopelessness.

Deep fuckinā€™ cuts, folks.

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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 16, 2021 • 11:08:30pm

Breaking extremely local news: Confidence building.

I just completed my seventh shave with the straight razor my wife bought me as a Valentineā€™s Day gift.

Shaving through about two inches of beard, I did not cut myself anywhere.

James 1ā€”Swedish steel 0.

You may return to your regularly scheduled LGF.

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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 16, 2021 • 11:15:51pm

re: #12 sagehen

Is anybody taking him seriously?

He ran unopposed in the last election. Considering how conservative my area is, that would be a real slog for anyone to the left of Attila the Hun to win here.

That said, if no one files to run, he wins by default. The filing fee is $120, and has to be paid personally by the candidate to run for the Unicameral.

Iā€™m going to try. I am hampered by the fact I have no idea how to set up a campaign operation (that was never required for me on my three runs for the village board). I intend to contact Omaha state senator Megan Huntā€™s office and the Nebraska Democratic Party to see if they can give me some tips or help.

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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 16, 2021 • 11:29:11pm

re: #19 mmmirele

My brother is putting money into gold as part of his prepper activities. Iā€™ve pointed out, as recently as Friday, that if the world goes to hell, people arenā€™t going to be interested in gold, theyā€™re going to be interested in food and tools. (Not that I think the world is going to hell.)

I think he wants my permission to put 10 percent of momā€™s money into gold, but Iā€™m fairly dead set against it. I see no reason to do that, itā€™d make more sense to buy a plow, to be perfectly honest. At least if the world goes to hell, a plow is useful.

Liquor is also useful.

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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 16, 2021 • 11:34:37pm
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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 16, 2021 • 11:45:48pm
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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 16, 2021 • 11:52:53pm

Pulpit pimp panorama at Wonkette:

Look Younger And More Vibrant With Jesus Ladyā€™s Plan To Cast Out Evil Spirits Of Death

Meet Katie Souza! Sheā€™s a kooky gal who supposedly led a life of crime and drugs and danger before becoming an evangelist. In a recent (okay, two weeks ago but I kept meaning to get to it!) episode of ā€œSid Rothā€™s ā€˜Itā€™s Supernatural!,ā€™ one of my favorite fundie talk shows on the YouTube because of how he reminds me of Kane from Poltergeist, Souza explained how one can stay young forever simply by banishing the Evil Spirit of Deathā€ from their lives. Which means I have been spending way too much money on skincare products.

What is the Evil Spirit of Death? Letā€™s let Katie explain:

The spirit of death is active in the world at every moment, heā€™s putting death on peopleā€™s bodies, heā€™s causing rapid aging, heā€™s causing disease, disorder, heā€™s also killing off finances and marriages and relationships.

And Sid, honestly, I believe that when we transition to heaven as a born-again believer, that we just do that. We lay down at Godā€™s appointed time and we just transition to our place in glory.

If the spirit of death is in the room at the time of our death, it usually means that weā€™re dying of a disease or something that was not the will of God.

Well that is just science.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 17, 2021 • 12:08:56am

re: #1 Patricia Kayden

Arghhhh

Per the article itā€™s one asshole lawyer behind most of these cases:

The lawsuits follow much of the same format; families have gotten a prescription for the drug, but hospitals refuse to use it on the patients, many of whom are on a ventilator, close to death, the news outlet noted.

Many of the lawsuits are filed by Ralph Lorigo, an attorney in Buffalo, N.Y. who says doctors ā€œare not gods because they wear white jackets,ā€ adding that he takes issue with the choice not to use ivermectin on patients, according to the AP.

Article also notes almost none of these cases have been successful.

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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 17, 2021 • 12:15:54am

re: #28 Eclectic Cyborg

Time to sanction these vexatious lawyers.

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ericblair  Oct 17, 2021 • 12:20:34am

re: #4 mmmirele

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Iā€™m just *sick*.

For the record, Brazoria County is due south of Houston/Harris County and has a population of ~375,000.

Thereā€™s this, and the other case east of Houston of the brodozer kid trying to roll coal on six triathletes on bikes who hit them and put them in the hospital while the local police chief just covered it up. And Manchinā€™s coal empire and his daughterā€™s impunity, and the ruling family of a South Carolina county turning into a Southern Gothic movie-of-the-week, and on and on.

This sort of shit is Trumpworld: these feudal societies out of view of the major cities, where generations of princelings run the industries, police, and local governments by right of divine rule, and will fight to the death (at least other peopleā€™s deaths) to retain it. The face of Trumpworld is the asshole who raped his way through high school and inherited the local Ford dealership from his daddy. Theyā€™ve always been there, but now weā€™re seeing more of what they do.

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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 17, 2021 • 1:17:04am

State crime news:

The Nebraska State Patrol apprehended three juveniles involved in a pursuit that reached speeds of more than 100 mph early Saturday morning.

The driver of the vehicle was an 11-year-old boy. The two passengers were 14-year-old boys.

Shortly before 1 a.m., the Nebraska State Patrol received a report that a Jeep Gladiator ā€” which had been stolen in Lincoln ā€” was headed east toward Omaha on Interstate 80, according to a press release from the State Patrol.

A trooper spotted the vehicle on I-80 and attempted a traffic stop near the 42nd Street interchange. The vehicle stopped briefly, but fled as the trooper attempted to make contact with the driver. The trooper initiated a pursuit.

The Jeep continued east, reaching speeds of 110 mph, and a handgun was thrown from the window, according to the State Patrol.

The Jeep voluntarily stopped near the 20th Street overpass.

Troopers took the three occupants into custody. A second handgun was found inside the vehicle. State Patrol determined that both guns were stolen.

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11-year-old in stolen Jeep drives 110 mph during pursuit on I-80 near Omaha (Omaha World-Herald, three hours ago)

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 17, 2021 • 1:39:21am

Right Matt. Maybe we donā€™t want people who voted for Trump twice. They are brain damaged.

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sagehen  Oct 17, 2021 • 1:53:23am

re: #30 ericblair

This sort of shit is Trumpworld: these feudal societies out of view of the major cities, where generations of princelings run the industries, police, and local governments by right of divine rule, and will fight to the death (at least other peopleā€™s deaths) to retain it. The face of Trumpworld is the asshole who raped his way through high school and inherited the local Ford dealership from his daddy. Theyā€™ve always been there, but now weā€™re seeing more of what they do.

This is why the far right is so vehement about the county sheriff being the highest law enforcement they think has any authority; theyā€™re quite convinced that State or Federal agents are just ā€œoutside agitatorsā€ with no right to interfere in the local doings.

You left out the Ahmed Aubery case; they only got caught because one of their friends put the whole thing on his iPhone, apparently not realizing anybody might object in any way once they saw it. (also, youā€™re downplaying the Murdaughs if you think theyā€™re movie-of-the-week material ā€” it would take a whole season of American Crime Story to adequately cover the 5 bodies so far and $10M missing in two separate embezzlement schemes.)

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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 17, 2021 • 1:53:33am

re: #32 Dread Pirate Ron

Right Matt. Maybe we donā€™t want people who voted for Trump twice. They are brain damaged.

Whoā€™s not differentiating the ā€œparty brand?ā€ I think the California recall election was pretty clear about that: Vote for the GOP and see genocide by disease, and the destruction of womenā€™s healthcare.

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ericblair  Oct 17, 2021 • 2:04:07am

re: #32 Dread Pirate Ron

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Right Matt. Maybe we donā€™t want people who voted for Trump twice. They are brain damaged.

I doubt you can deliberately go after them, because at least a good fraction of the real swing voters are utterly incoherent. Theyā€™ll get mad at the President because their garbage isnā€™t picked up. Plus, theyā€™ll just vote for the other guy to ā€œshake things upā€. Probably the only thing you can reasonably do is plaster the whole region with signs so your candidateā€™s name is the first thing that bubbles out of their minds when they vote.

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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 17, 2021 • 2:17:13am

re: #33 sagehen

This is why the far right is so vehement about the county sheriff being the highest law enforcement they think has any authority; theyā€™re quite convinced that State or Federal agents are just ā€œoutside agitatorsā€ with no right to interfere in the local doings.

This is an extreme libertarian position. There is a horseshoe between extreme libertarians and fascists though.

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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 17, 2021 • 2:20:53am
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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 17, 2021 • 2:24:24am
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ericblair  Oct 17, 2021 • 2:29:44am

re: #37 Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·

On This Day 1705 Liberator bombers from 8008 Sqn provided close air support to General Nelson and his boat people during the Battle of Trafalgar by dropping Super Boat Soldiers (Like SAS but boat) in Fast Armoured Rowing Trimaran boats

The fun thing about RAF Luton is that theyā€™ll always deliberately misidentify any aircraft in their picture so they get a couple dozen WELL ACTUALLY responses from aviation nerds who didnā€™t recognize bait.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 17, 2021 • 2:37:06am
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Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·  Oct 17, 2021 • 3:01:52am

Scottsbluff, Nebr. Star-Herald, eleven hours ago:

Police: Woman raped on Pennsylvania train as bystanders did nothing

UPPER DARBY, Pa. (AP) ā€” A woman was raped by a stranger on a commuter train in suburban Philadelphia in the presence of other riders who a police official said ā€œshould have done something.ā€

Superintendent Timothy Bernhardt of the Upper Darby Police Department said officers were called to the 69th Street terminal around 10 p.m. Wednesday after the assault on the westbound train on the Market-Frankford Line.

An employee of the Southeastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority who was in the vicinity as the train went past called police to report that ā€œsomething wasnā€™t rightā€ with a woman aboard the train, Bernhardt said.

SEPTA police waiting at the next stop found the woman and arrested a man. The woman was taken to a hospital.

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ericblair  Oct 17, 2021 • 3:32:47am
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The Squire of Logos  Oct 17, 2021 • 3:38:16am

re: #41 Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·

Upper Darby. Wow. There a place I hadnā€™t thought of for quite awhile. The only thing good in Upper Darby is the Tower Theater. A great live music venue (and near the 69th St. Terminal referenced above oddly enough).

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 17, 2021 • 4:34:04am
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2021 • 4:37:57am

From downstairs.

re: #32 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Well if you havenā€™t been following. Iā€™m engaged and my Hand Fasting dress dress showed up the other day and it actually fits. Oh, and the U.S/Canadian border opens on the 8th.

You just saved me several hundred dollars. THANK YOU!

I was going to pay UPS to ship some of my stuff to me (because I was told the border was going to open a couple of months ago, I ordered a bunch of stuff I canā€™t get up here and itā€™s been sitting in my UPS mail stop) and now I donā€™t have to. Iā€™ve literally been on the phone with them already and was waiting for them to call back with the exact cost to ship. YOUā€™RE AWESOME!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2021 • 4:44:16am

re: #1 Patricia Kayden

Arghhhh

The Hill. Fuck you. Seriously, just fuck you. The shit they publish.

Lorigo filed his first of many ivermectin cases in January after the family of an 80-year-old woman in the hospital on a ventilator came to him for help. Another lawsuit came later that month, this time for a hospitalized 65-year-old woman. In both cases, the judges ruled to give the women ivermectin as their families wanted. Both survived their hospital visits.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2021 • 4:52:09am

re: #9 Patricia Kayden

Republicans have been wrong for America for decades, not just today.

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Dangerman  Oct 17, 2021 • 4:52:19am

re: #46 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

The Hill. Fuck you. Seriously, just fuck you. The shit they publish.

Why not treat em with Viagra or Lipitor

Makes as much sense

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 17, 2021 • 4:54:26am

re: #48 Dangerman

Why not treat em with Viagra or Lipitor

Makes as much sense

Considering that one of long COVIDā€™s potential symptoms is erectile dysfunction, treating a COVID patient with Viagra actually makes more sense than treating them with horse paste.

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Dangerman  Oct 17, 2021 • 4:55:21am

One of the ā€™ benefitsā€™ of the pandemic was we didnā€™t travel. Stayed in balmy Sofla.

Weā€™re in northern Massachusetts this weekend.
Two beautiful autumn days.
75, sunny. Gorgeous.

This am itā€™s 48 degrees
I havenā€™t seen 48 since 2019

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 17, 2021 • 4:55:38am

Also, good morning Lizardim from the cold and clear wild north country. Weā€™re a half an hour out from sunrise, and Iā€™m getting ready to head out into the dark on my daily walk. How go things among the lizardfolk on this dry and beautiful day?

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jeffreyw  Oct 17, 2021 • 4:57:24am

Good morning!

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Dangerman  Oct 17, 2021 • 4:58:55am

re: #47 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Republicans have been wrong for America for decades, not just today.

Unfortunately their kind of hypocrisy sells.
Their inconsistency is integral to their success.

They are a nonstop gish gallop
(Or fish gallop as autocorrect insists)

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2021 • 5:00:39am

re: #45 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

From downstairs.

You just saved me several hundred dollars. THANK YOU!

I was going to pay UPS to ship some of my stuff to me (because I was told the border was going to open a couple of months ago, I ordered a bunch of stuff I canā€™t get up here and itā€™s been sitting in my UPS mail stop) and now I donā€™t have to. Iā€™ve literally been on the phone with them already and was waiting for them to call back with the exact cost to ship. YOUā€™RE AWESOME!

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Youā€™re welcome. All those crossing are going to be packed with a bunch of snowbirds heading South though.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2021 • 5:01:22am

re: #48 Dangerman

Why not treat em with Viagra or Lipitor

Makes as much sense

Shove a lightbulb up their asses and inject beach into their veins.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2021 • 5:05:37am

re: #54 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Youā€™re welcome. All those crossing are going to be packed with a bunch of snowbirds heading South though.

I donā€™t care. I can leave at 4:00 am and go to a Micky D drive thru, go to the 24 hour Meijer and get my OTC drugs and some groceries, then hit the UPS store when they open at 8. Iā€™ll fly thru the bridge coming home and even after paying duties and taxes Iā€™ll be a few hundred bucks ahead of the game.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2021 • 5:11:20am

re: #41 Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·

re: #43 The Squire of Logos

On Friday I was coming home on the bus and there were 2 kids in the back of the bus rough-housing each other. I asked them several times to stop it and to just sit down. The younger of the two kids wanted to punch me for telling him to stop.

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Ming5000  Oct 17, 2021 • 5:28:13am

re: #54 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

I missed the news until now. Congratulations!

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The Squire of Logos  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:00:07am

re: #51 Dopamine Fish

Just got back from the weekly grocery run. Iā€™m going to read a bit of news, read some fiction for fun, and maybe take a nap since I slept like crap last night.

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The Squire of Logos  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:01:16am

re: #57 PhillyPretzel

Ah, thatā€™s the Philadelphia I remember. Been a long time since I was there.

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Belafon  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:03:43am

re: #50 Dangerman

One of the ā€™ benefitsā€™ of the pandemic was we didnā€™t travel. Stayed in balmy Sofla.

Weā€™re in northern Massachusetts this weekend.
Two beautiful autumn days.
75, sunny. Gorgeous.

This am itā€™s 48 degrees
I havenā€™t seen 48 since 2019

It is 46 degrees in Rockwal, Tx.

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Belafon  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:07:40am
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Belafon  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:09:22am
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Belafon  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:13:08am
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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:15:26am

re: #64 Belafon

Half a percent. From the messages they post on the internet you would think it is much higher.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:15:49am

re: #30 ericblair

Thereā€™s this, and the other case east of Houston of the brodozer kid trying to roll coal on six triathletes on bikes who hit them and put them in the hospital while the local police chief just covered it up. And Manchinā€™s coal empire and his daughterā€™s impunity, and the ruling family of a South Carolina county turning into a Southern Gothic movie-of-the-week, and on and on.

This sort of shit is Trumpworld: these feudal societies out of view of the major cities, where generations of princelings run the industries, police, and local governments by right of divine rule, and will fight to the death (at least other peopleā€™s deaths) to retain it. The face of Trumpworld is the asshole who raped his way through high school and inherited the local Ford dealership from his daddy. Theyā€™ve always been there, but now weā€™re seeing more of what they do.

Too bad that Manchinā€™s survival in the Senate is crucial to Bidenā€™s survival. If Manchin had to leave for whatever reason, the GOP governor would replace him with a member of his party ā€” and in the next election, the red, red state would elect a Republican. As bad as Manchin is, he is light years ahead of the next person who would be selected(or elected) to fill his position.

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Belafon  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:16:42am
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Dopamine Fish  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:18:04am

re: #61 Belafon

It is 46 degrees in Rockwal, Tx.

It was 35 degrees here in the suburbs of Minneapolis when I walked out the door. The sun is just rising over the trees now.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:24:06am

re: #64 Belafon

Essentially the result of ā€œput up or shut upā€ when a personā€™s livelihood (job) is put on the table as the potential cost of ā€œowning the libsā€.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:26:22am

re: #49 Dopamine Fish

Happy Birthday!!

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:27:58am

re: #50 Dangerman

One of the ā€™ benefitsā€™ of the pandemic was we didnā€™t travel. Stayed in balmy Sofla.

Weā€™re in northern Massachusetts this weekend.
Two beautiful autumn days.
75, sunny. Gorgeous.

This am itā€™s 48 degrees
I havenā€™t seen 48 since 2019

37 here in Twinky Flats. High of 68 predicted. Tomorrow it goes to hell with rain all day and a high of 48.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:34:58am

re: #71 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

37 here in Twinky Flats. High of 68 predicted. Tomorrow it goes to hell with rain all day and a high of 48.

45 now in north suburban Cook County. High of 64 today and sunny - while tomorrow is supposed to be 70 and sunny. Of course, given that weather is governed by chaos theory, I would not bet real money on any of these predictions

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:37:46am

re: #56 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I donā€™t care. I can leave at 4:00 am and go to a Micky D drive thru, go to the 24 hour Meijer and get my OTC drugs and some groceries, then hit the UPS store when they open at 8. Iā€™ll fly thru the bridge coming home and even after paying duties and taxes Iā€™ll be a few hundred bucks ahead of the game.

If you enter the U.S. Youā€™ll need a negative CV-19 test when you reenter Canada.

U.S. border town welcomes back fully vaccinated B.C. visitors, but travel hurdles remain

ā€œYou still need a PCR test to come back to Canada,ā€ she said, referring to a type of molecular testing. Molecular COVID-19 tests involve methods such a nose swab, or providing a saliva sample.

ā€œYouā€™re not going to go down there for a day, and [you] have to worry about having a PCR test in order to get back through the border.ā€

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Eventual Carrion  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:45:15am

re: #1 Patricia Kayden

Arghhhh

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Why donā€™t these morons just stay home and take whatever quack ā€œcureā€ they want. Open the beds up for people who will actually take the medical staffs advice.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:49:11am

re: #1 Patricia Kayden

re: #74 Eventual Carrion

I hope the judge throws out the case for the nonsense it is.

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Belafon  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:51:19am

Ok, this is really funny:

Squid Game - SNL

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:52:49am

re: #45 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

From downstairs.

You just saved me several hundred dollars. THANK YOU!

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:56:11am

re: #56 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I donā€™t care. I can leave at 4:00 am and go to a Micky D drive thru, go to the 24 hour Meijer and get my OTC drugs and some groceries, then hit the UPS store when they open at 8. Iā€™ll fly thru the bridge coming home and even after paying duties and taxes Iā€™ll be a few hundred bucks ahead of the game.

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A Three Hour Tour  Oct 17, 2021 • 6:56:20am

re: #68 Dopamine Fish

It was 35 degrees here in the suburbs of Minneapolis when I walked out the door. The sun is just rising over the trees now.

Currently 35 degrees here about 20 miles south of Albuquerque. 33 when I last checked a couple of hours ago. The overnight freezing temps came a few weeks early this year.

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A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:03:37am

re: #52 jeffreyw

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Good morning!

Western good morning!

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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:10:21am

re: #23 Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·

He ran unopposed in the last election. Considering how conservative my area is, that would be a real slog for anyone to the left of Attila the Hun to win here.

That said, if no one files to run, he wins by default. The filing fee is $120, and has to be paid personally by the candidate to run for the Unicameral.

Iā€™m going to try. I am hampered by the fact I have no idea how to set up a campaign operation (that was never required for me on my three runs for the village board). I intend to contact Omaha state senator Megan Huntā€™s office and the Nebraska Democratic Party to see if they can give me some tips or help.

If you run, I and at least a few other lizards, will make a donation to your campaign. Go.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:17:42am

re: #73 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

If you enter the U.S. Youā€™ll need a negative CV-19 test when you reenter Canada.

U.S. border town welcomes back fully vaccinated B.C. visitors, but travel hurdles remain

ā€œYou still need a PCR test to come back to Canada,ā€ she said, referring to a type of molecular testing. Molecular COVID-19 tests involve methods such a nose swab, or providing a saliva sample.

ā€œYouā€™re not going to go down there for a day, and [you] have to worry about having a PCR test in order to get back through the border.ā€

Iā€™m in Ontario and this says no, unless I misread it.

globalnews.ca

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:24:01am

re: #82 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Iā€™m in Ontario and this says no, unless I misread it.

globalnews.ca

COVID-19 testing will not be required to enter the U.S. by land or sea, provided visitors meet vaccination requirements, officials said.

Thatā€™s to ENTER the U.S. The way I interpreted the CBC article, Canada is the one requiring the test to reenter. I could be wrong, but itā€™s something I highly suggest you make sure of before entering the U.S. Would hate for you to get stuck for 3 or more days waiting for a test result.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:25:24am

re: #77 The Pie Overlord!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:27:43am

re: #83 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

COVID-19 testing will not be required to enter the U.S. by land or sea, provided visitors meet vaccination requirements, officials said.

Thatā€™s to ENTER the U.S. The way I interpreted the CBC article, Canada is the one requiring the test to reenter. I could be wrong, but itā€™s something I highly suggest you make sure of before entering the U.S. Would hate for you to get stuck for 3 or more days waiting for a test result.

I thought not for those fully vaccinated. Iā€™ve got my government QR code thatā€™s proof of vaccination. Iā€™m going to reread that article again.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:33:42am

re: #85 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I thought not for those fully vaccinated. Iā€™ve got my government QR code thatā€™s proof of vaccination. Iā€™m going to reread that article again.

First line under the header

Negative COVID-19 test results must be presented upon return to Canada, but may take more than 3 days to issue

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:33:48am

re: #85 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I thought not for those fully vaccinated. Iā€™ve got my government QR code thatā€™s proof of vaccination. Iā€™m going to reread that article again.

Iā€™m not sure what this means:

For trips to the U.S. of less than 72 hours, travellers are allowed to conduct their pre-entry test in Canada before they leave the country.
If fully vaccinated, travellers will not have to quarantine upon arrival into Canada, provided they have a negative test and are not symptomatic.

beta.ctvnews.ca

I live 5 minutes from border control. I think Iā€™ll drive there and ask them.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:35:10am

re: #87 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Iā€™m not sure what this means:

beta.ctvnews.ca

I live 5 minutes from border control. I think Iā€™ll drive there and ask them.

Basically, if your trip is less than 3 days, you can take a COVID test before you leave and the results of that test can be used as your proof of a negative test on re-entry.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:37:05am

re: #87 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Iā€™m not sure what this means:

beta.ctvnews.ca

I live 5 minutes from border control. I think Iā€™ll drive there and ask them.

I didnā€™t see that. I hope that will be the case. Iā€™ve suggested to Robyn that both her and her child be tested before they cross ā€œJust in caseā€.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:44:59am

re: #88 Dopamine Fish

Basically, if your trip is less than 3 days, you can take a COVID test before you leave and the results of that test can be used as your proof of a negative test on re-entry.

The problem is that taking a COVID test here, the results may not come back for 72 hours, which is a pickle. I took one a couple of weeks ago because I lost my sense of smell (negative, likely sinus infection) and it took 2.5 days to get the results back. Shit.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:47:49am

Whomever put me at 59,000 thanks. There will be a champagne brunch around 1230PM ET.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:51:34am

Gah. Nothing like finding out on a Sunday that your doctor isnā€™t in-network for the insurance you updated a year ago specifically to cover visits/check-ups when he was in the network at the time.

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darthstar  Oct 17, 2021 • 7:59:26am

Morninā€™ gangā€¦happy Sunday. Actually got up at 6:30 for a 45 minute Jenn Sherman rock ride on the Pelotonā€¦I keep telling myself Iā€™ll do these things but hardly do, then when I just get up and do it I feel so much better. Now that Iā€™ve cooled off finally I can enjoy a cup of coffee or two before walking the boys.

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Teukka  Oct 17, 2021 • 8:01:00am

re: #40 Dread Pirate Ron

This factoid below the graph on the CDC CoViD-19 Data tracker says it all, really:

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jeffreyw  Oct 17, 2021 • 8:15:03am

re: #91 PhillyPretzel

Whomever put me at 59,000 thanks. There will be a champagne brunch around 1230PM ET.

My slightly burred vision had me reading that 5 as a $ and Iā€™m thinking ā€œHey big spender! Iā€™ve been to Philly once and I really like pretzelsā€!

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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 17, 2021 • 8:47:39am

re: #95 jeffreyw

My slightly burred vision had me reading that 5 as a $ and Iā€™m thinking ā€œHey big spender! Iā€™ve been to Philly once and I really like pretzelsā€!

Cheesesteaks.

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Eventual Carrion  Oct 17, 2021 • 8:48:55am

Just wondering, does anyone here play the Golden Tee mobile golf game?

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jeffreyw  Oct 17, 2021 • 8:49:42am

re: #96 JOE šŸ„“

Cheesesteaks.

Maybe big spender likes cheesesteaks but I figured he really liked Philly pretzels. Just playing the odds.

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A Cranky One  Oct 17, 2021 • 8:55:50am

Wait. When did this become a crime?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 17, 2021 • 8:57:06am

re: #99 A Cranky One

Wait. When did this become a crime?

She did not have the bottle in a paper bagā€¦

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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 17, 2021 • 8:58:26am

re: #99 A Cranky One

Wait. When did this become a crime?

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Itā€™s Florida. She was convicted of driving under the influence of Ripple.

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Dr Lizardo  Oct 17, 2021 • 8:59:42am

re: #99 A Cranky One

Ah, my spirit animal has been found!

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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:00:04am

re: #99 A Cranky One

Just Wednesday at Traders Joes if you ask me.

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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:00:57am

re: #103 Rightwingconspirator

Just Wednesday at Traders Joes if you ask me.

Then it would be Two Three Buck Chuck! šŸ˜‰

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Eventual Carrion  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:02:44am

re: #99 A Cranky One

Wait. When did this become a crime?

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Sushi on cinnamon rolls is a crime.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:03:39am

re: #105 Eventual Carrion

Sushi on cinnamon rolls is a crime.

Sin on a bun?

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:07:21am

Sunday Brunch.

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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:07:23am

re: #99 A Cranky One

Wait. When did this become a crime?

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Itā€™s illegal in Florida to have a 3 course meal while driving your ā€œSenior Seatā€ around in a Targetā€¦

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mmmirele  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:12:46am

re: #27 Anymouse šŸŒ¹šŸ”šŸ˜·

Pulpit pimp panorama at Wonkette:

Look Younger And More Vibrant With Jesus Ladyā€™s Plan To Cast Out Evil Spirits Of Death

(more)

Jesus lady is three years younger than me (why yes, sheā€™s 58) and I am certainly not as thin as her, but I think I look better than she does, even being older. Plus, being a Jesus lady pays goodā€¦in 2019 she got $116K out of her ministry (which probably doesnā€™t include her travel expenses).

One thing that bothers meā€¦I canā€™t find her Bureau of Prisons record, because sheā€™s thoroughly deep-sixed whatever her name was before she married Robert Souza. Because, yeah, when someone makes extraordinary claims (like getting a 12 year prison sentence from the feds in 1999, and yet your ministry was started in 2006, and we know the feds donā€™t do parole), then something doesnā€™t smell quite right.

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A Cranky One  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:14:16am

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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:14:29am

re: #109 mmmirele

When it Ā¢ome$ to Je$u$ you donā€™t $ell the $teak you $ell the $izzle.

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Eventual Carrion  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:15:47am

re: #107 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Sunday Brunch.

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I just finally bought an air fryer. I am going to try Old Bay shrimp. Olive oil, lemon juice, garlic and Old Bay seasoning. All ingredients and shrimp into a bowel, make sure shrimp are coated, put shrimp in one layer in fryer, 390 for 8 minutes. Looks good in the pictures

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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:15:57am

While on the subject of Pulpit Pimps they sure do love to circle the wagons when they come under attack for being assholes!

Patrick Wooden Says Those Criticizing Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson Are ā€˜Losersā€™ and ā€˜Racistsā€™

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:17:47am

re: #112 Eventual Carrion

I just finally bought an air fryer. I am going to try Old Bay shrimp. Olive oil, lemon juice, garlic and Old Bay seasoning. All ingredients and shrimp into a bowel, make sure shrimp are coated, put shrimp in one layer in fryer, 390 for 8 minutes. Looks good in the pictures

Sounds good as well.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:18:25am

you will need a bowel holder, do not want it moving

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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:18:59am

re: #110 A Cranky One

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If your son has been eating electrical cords make him watch this movie as a warning!

Man made Monster - 1941 - Official Trailer

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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:20:12am

Sunday Funday

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:21:33am

re: #117 Rightwingconspirator

I love that. It is two kitties.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:22:31am

re: #118 PhillyPretzel

I love that. It is two kitties.

I thought it was the Work of the Devilā€¦we need to give equal merit to Both Sides, especially if I have a deeply held religious belief that it was a Haunted Shadow.

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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:25:58am

::: Setting up buffet tables :::
::: putting out china and silverware :::
::: caring out the food :::
::: icing down Champagne :::

Ladies and Gentlemen the buffet is open. Enjoy. :)

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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:28:46am

re: #120 PhillyPretzel

::: Setting up buffet tables :::
::: putting out china and silverware :::
::: caring out the food :::
::: icing down Champagne :::

Ladies and Gentlemen the buffet is open. Enjoy. :)

Sunday Brunch!

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:28:54am

re: #120 PhillyPretzel

::: Setting up buffet tables :::
::: putting out china and silverware :::
::: caring out the food :::
::: icing down Champagne :::

Ladies and Gentlemen the buffet is open. Enjoy. :)

*Sigh* Guess I should have waited on brunch.

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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:29:29am
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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:35:08am

re: #99 A Cranky One

Wait. When did this become a crime?

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Eating sushi together with cinnamon rolls has always been a crime.

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No Malarkey!  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:41:30am
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PhillyPretzel  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:42:54am

re: #125 No Malarkey!

That is one way of putting it.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:43:56am

re: #125 No Malarkey!

Seriously. On an antivaxxer forum, I saw a frequent poster refer to herself and her fellow antivaxxers as ā€œa dying breed.ā€

Like the Flat Earth Society postings unironically stating that they have members ā€œall around the globeā€

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mmmirele  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:46:42am

Do not be afraid of the armed robot dogā€¦because theyā€™re probably not durable and could be messed up by a super soaker filled with water, vinegar, salt, dish soap and a bit of diatomaceous earth. Because these things look boss, but they fall apart. (thread)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:49:08am

re: #128 mmmirele

Do not be afraid of the armed robot dogā€¦because theyā€™re probably not durable and could be messed up by a super soaker filled with water, vinegar, salt, dish soap and a bit of diatomaceous earth. Because these things look boss, but they fall apart. (thread)

They are dangerous if they shoot first.

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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:51:07am

re: #128 mmmirele

Do not be afraid of the armed robot dogā€¦because theyā€™re probably not durable and could be messed up by a super soaker filled with water, vinegar, salt, dish soap and a bit of diatomaceous earth. Because these things look boss, but they fall apart. (thread)

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Now watch what happens when a hacker gets control of an armed robot dogā€¦

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:52:40am
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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:54:46am
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Eventual Carrion  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:55:00am

re: #124 The Pie Overlord!

Eating sushi together with cinnamon rolls has always been a crime.

GMTA

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ericblair  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:55:20am

re: #131 The Pie Overlord!

Freedom is more than just what you want.

If Iā€™m a MAGAt, freedom means that I can do whatever I want, and you can do whatever I want too.

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mmmirele  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:56:04am

re: #113 JOE šŸ„“

While on the subject of Pulpit Pimps they sure do love to circle the wagons when they come under attack for being assholes!

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This guy can kiss my fat, pasty-white hiney, except Iā€™d kick him in the nuts if he got close. Lt. Gov. Robinson (R-NC) said some terrible things about LGBTQIA people, demonstrated that he doesnā€™t recognize our humanity and shouldnā€™t be in public office. Fuck that noise. Iā€™m TIRED of this nonsense. I am who I am, and stop trying to make me into something Iā€™m not!

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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:59:05am

re: #135 mmmirele

I just looked that up. Pretty much defines an unrepentant bigot.

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mmmirele  Oct 17, 2021 • 9:59:17am

re: #129 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

They are dangerous if they shoot first.

I will acknowledge this is very true, but if you rush it, itā€™s not going to get everyone before you douse it in grease, diatomaceous earth, vinegar and acid. Or just wait until itā€™s out of ammo and then rush it.

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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 17, 2021 • 10:06:02am

re: #132 The Pie Overlord!

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Itā€™s time to ban any disruptive asshole from flying. Also start the fine at $25,000 WITH JAIL TIME!

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A Cranky One  Oct 17, 2021 • 10:07:21am

We donā€™t need no stinkinā€™ copyrightā€¦

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electrotek  Oct 17, 2021 • 10:08:28am

Thread on one of the most shameful chapters of 20th century French history, which the French refuse to acknowledge on their unjust colonialism of Algeria:

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 17, 2021 • 10:16:15am

re: #65 PhillyPretzel

Half a percent. From the messages they post on the internet you would think it is much higher.

Itā€™s because the media is constantly elevating the few non compliant assholes with ā€œProfile in Courageā€ type stories.

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plansbandc  Oct 17, 2021 • 10:29:20am

re: #138 JOE šŸ„“

I want an automatic ban from flying on any airline. I would like a full ban on public transportation if they act like an asshole on the train or bus also.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Oct 17, 2021 • 10:33:36am

re: #135 mmmirele

This guy can kiss my fat, pasty-white hiney, except Iā€™d kick him in the nuts if he got close. Lt. Gov. Robinson (R-NC) said some terrible things about LGBTQIA people, demonstrated that he doesnā€™t recognize our humanity and shouldnā€™t be in public office. Fuck that noise. Iā€™m TIRED of this nonsense. I am who I am, and stop trying to make me into something Iā€™m not!

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JOE šŸ„“  Oct 17, 2021 • 10:37:40am

re: #143 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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Iā€™ve had it with these sleazy assed Pulpit Pimps who live a tax-exempt lifestyle. Itā€™s time to kick these parasites off of the tax-exempt Gravy Train!

TAX THE FUCKING CHURCHES!


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