BREAKING: Steve Bannon Indicted, Arrest Warrant Issued

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At last, nearly three weeks after he defied the House subpoena to testify before the January 6 commission, Steve Bannon has been indicted for criminal contempt of Congress. It’s the first time someone has been indicted for this crime in 38 years.

This comes immediately after Bannon was recorded boasting of his plans to carry out a fascist takeover of the United States.

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198 comments
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makeitstop  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:04:06pm

Toss his scabby ass in a cell until he complies. In the wing without heat.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:04:49pm

Looks like Meadows is up next for contempt charges as well.

cnn.com

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jaunte  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:08:45pm

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jaunte  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:10:28pm
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Belafon  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:10:46pm

Let’s see how many news stations cover this and what they say.

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A Mom Anon  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:12:11pm

Good. Let the dominoes begin falling, one after the other.

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b.d. (The war is over)  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:13:10pm

Hope he resists.

LOCK HIM UP!!

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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:13:20pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:14:26pm

re: #8 Charles Johnson

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it can’t be a soviet justice system…no windows are involved

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b.d. (The war is over)  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:14:30pm

re: #8 Charles Johnson

EVERYTHING I DON’T LIKE IS EITHER UNLAWFUL, COMMUNIST OR CRITICAL RACE THEORY

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:14:56pm
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b.d. (The war is over)  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:15:08pm

re: #9 Backwoods_Sleuth

it can’t be a soviet justice system…no windows are involved

He wears multiple layers of clothes so he will bounce if thrown out of a window.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:15:25pm

re: #8 Charles Johnson

Oh look, a defender of “call the Secretary of State of a state which is not going in my favor in the election and demand they find more votes for me to change that outcome.”

Now that doesn’t sound “Soviet” at all.

Standard conservative label tossing. It’s simply tiresome.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:15:53pm

The penalties for contempt are very weak, however. And…

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:16:01pm

re: #8 Charles Johnson

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EstebanTornado1963  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:16:23pm

Everyone saying Garland wasn’t doing anything needs to sit down.

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b.d. (The war is over)  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:18:02pm

re: #16 EstebanTornado1963

Everyone saying Garland wasn’t doing anything needs to sit down.

***Raises hand….

I was wrong and sorry and will find a nice bar stool to sit down at in 43 minutes…..

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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:18:38pm

re: #16 EstebanTornado1963

Everyone saying Garland wasn’t doing anything needs to sit down.

I said he was working too slow. Perhaps I was wrong. the real test will be if the next indictment takes less time than this one.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:18:47pm

re: #17 b.d. (The war is over)

***Raises hand….

I was wrong and sorry and will find a nice bar stool to sit down at in 43 minutes…..

I saw a lot more of it on FARK, than here.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:19:00pm
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makeitstop  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:20:47pm

re: #19 Punish Domestic Terrorists

I saw a lot more of it on FARK, than here.

There’s plenty of it on Twitter.

I fucking hate how jaded Dems are about this. Reminds me of the days when everyone bitched about Pelosi ‘not doing anything.’

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:21:15pm
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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:21:19pm

YOU’RE NEXT MARK MEADOWS!

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Interesting Times  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:21:22pm

Ha:

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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:21:56pm
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(((Archangel1)))  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:22:00pm
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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:28:47pm

I just can’t help myself!

#LetsGoBannon

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:29:45pm

This is very good news. Screw got, bannon!

I hate to ask this but if anyone has a buck or two to help out with GFM, please do. This family is hurting. This is my adopted granddaughters best friends family, so really close to home. My heart is breaking for them.

gofundme.com

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:30:40pm

re: #16 EstebanTornado1963

Everyone saying Garland wasn’t doing anything needs to sit down.

I’m sitting.

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jaunte  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:33:26pm
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KingKenrod  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:35:00pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

Misdemeanor, but it includes a minimum 30 day sentence.

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Egregious Philbin  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:35:13pm

Lock him up! Lock him up!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:35:44pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:39:22pm
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Patricia Kayden  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:40:50pm
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A Cranky One  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:41:34pm

re: #28 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Donated what I could.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:43:33pm

re: #36 A Cranky One

Donated what I could.

Thank you so much. My girl is so freaked out over this. A 1 year old baby. Who murders a 1 year old baby? I’m lost.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:44:05pm

re: #35 Patricia Kayden

This disgusts me so much. I don’t have any family that died in the camps or ghettos but I have walked the streets where those families were dehumanized beyond reason. These fucking people can’t even get a vaccination during the biggest pandemic in a century that will help get our world moving again.

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:44:23pm

re: #37 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Thank you so much. My girl is so freaked out over this. A 1 year old baby. Who murders a 1 year old baby? I’m lost.

Just awful. So sad.

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William Lewis  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:45:53pm

Thoughts on a new guitar after a couple of days:

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:46:13pm

re: #38 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

This disgusts me so much. I don’t have any family that died in the camps or ghettos but I have walked the streets where those families were dehumanized beyond reason. These fucking people can’t even get a vaccination during the biggest pandemic in a century that will help get our world moving again.

They’re perpetrators pretending to be victims. Standard right-wing idiocy.

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makeitstop  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:46:22pm

re: #28 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

This is very good news. Screw got, bannon!

I hate to ask this but if anyone has a buck or two to help out with GFM, please do. This family is hurting. This is my adopted granddaughters best friends family, so really close to home. My heart is breaking for them.

gofundme.com

Done.

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makeitstop  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:48:51pm

re: #40 William Lewis

Thoughts on a new guitar after a couple of days:

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Congrats on the new guitar!

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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:49:19pm

It’s a criminal charge, so Bannon gets a jury trial with everything that goes along with that, meaning it could be many months before anything happens to him, if ever.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:50:20pm

re: #42 makeitstop

Done.

Thank you very much.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:51:01pm

Yesterday, got to 90 in my part of Los Angeles.

Today?

93…

In November.

No Global Warming, folks…🤔

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mmmirele  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:52:33pm

Day Five of Major Software Transition

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I cannot wait until EOD because I’m on the verge of knocking heads verbally.

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makeitstop  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:53:48pm

re: #45 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Thank you very much.

I wish I could give more.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:56:03pm

He lets them chant “Lets Go Brandon” in his Pulpit Pimp Palace and now he walks that back…

TAX THE CHURCHES!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:57:22pm

re: #16 EstebanTornado1963

Everyone saying Garland wasn’t doing anything needs to sit down.

I had hoped he was biding his time to make sure things were all lined up…I hope they now all fall hard.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:57:35pm

re: #48 makeitstop

I wish I could give more.

I know the feeling!

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 1:57:54pm
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Egregious Philbin  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:00:10pm

re: #52 JOE 🥓

Living in Minsk….just like Lee Harvey Oswald…

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Ming5000  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:00:14pm

re: #28 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I hate to ask this but if anyone has a buck or two to help out with GFM, please do. This family is hurting. This is my adopted granddaughters best friends family, so really close to home. My heart is breaking for them.

gofundme.com

Thanks for the tip. Threw in some $

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:00:47pm

Has Trump issued a brand new pardon to Bannon yet?

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HRH Stanley Sea  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:01:04pm

How does the Bannon case compare to Susan McDougal’s??

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:02:46pm

re: #44 Charles Johnson

It’s a criminal charge, so Bannon gets a jury trial with everything that goes along with that, meaning it could be many months before anything happens to him, if ever.

It would be fabulous if they could lock him up indefinitely the way Susan McDougal was imprisoned for refusing to lie for Kenneth Starr.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:05:59pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:07:43pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:08:40pm

re: #58 Backwoods_Sleuth

Joe Biden has evicerated Executive Privilege.

There are a lot of Republicans eager to hear testimony from Ron Klain and Jake Sullivan when we take back the House

Executive Privilege applies to the sitting President. Why is this supposed to be a threat?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:08:47pm

thread

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:09:03pm

re: #55 JOE 🥓

Has Trump issued a brand new pardon to Bannon yet?

From the Southern White House…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:09:09pm

re: #54 Ming5000

Thanks for the tip. Threw in some $

Thank you kindly. I know the family appreciates it. I do as well.

I love all you guys. Thank you all!

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makeitstop  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:09:16pm

re: #58 Backwoods_Sleuth

“evicerated”

moron

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:09:42pm

re: #58 Backwoods_Sleuth

Bannon wasn’t even a WH employee on 1/6 but Gym knew that when he tweeted that dumb threat. I welcome them spending their political capital on a drunken, bigoted Lenin admiring scumbag who was literally pardoned following an indictment for stealing from Trump’s supporters.

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makeitstop  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:10:30pm

re: #65 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

Bannon wasn’t even a WH employee on 1/6 but Gym knew that when he tweeted that dumb threat. I welcome them spending their political capital on a drunken, bigoted Lenin admiring scumbag who was literally pardoned following an indictment for stealing from Trump’s supporters.

Yo, Hap! Long time no see!

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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:11:47pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:12:03pm
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Jay C  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:13:59pm

re: #55 JOE 🥓

Has Trump issued a brand new pardon to Bannon yet?

Didn’t he get one already?

re: #26 (((Archangel1)))

So in Posobiec’s view, a duly-constituted Committee of the House of Representatives (with Republicans represented - albeit insanely) is an “unlawful commission”….?
Alright, then. 🤡

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:15:36pm

re: #69 Jay C

Didn’t he get one already?

So in Posobiec’s view, a duly-constituted Committee of the House of Representatives (with Republicans - albeit insanely- represented) is an “unlawful commission”….?
Alright, then. 🤡

The only thing he learned from his pizzagate idiocy is that conspiracy nonsense can get morons to look up to him, and to imagine that he’s a serious person.

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:15:39pm

re: #69 Jay C

So in Posobiec’s view, a duly-constituted Committee of the House of Representatives (with Republicans - albeit insanely- represented) is an “unlawful commission”….?
Alright, then. 🤡

The 1/6 “rioters” were actually peaceful tourists, no crimes were committed, nothing wrong happened. You clearly need to be sent in for re-education; you haven’t been listening to your right-wing talking points.///

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:16:04pm

re: #69 Jay C

Didn’t he get one already?

So in Posobiec’s view, a duly-constituted Committee of the House of Representatives (with Republicans represented - albeit insanely) is an “unlawful commission”….?
Alright, then. 🤡

It’s not like Jack ever read The Constitution. Trump certainly never did.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:16:38pm

re: #66 makeitstop

Yo, Hap! Long time no see!

Hey what up.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:18:22pm

re: #72 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

It’s not like Jack ever read The Constitution. Trump certainly never did.

TBF, Trump isn’t able to read. So there’s that.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:18:49pm

I’m confident that a federal prosecutor will not go easy on Bannon and I’m equally that his claim of executive privilege will fail too. Also remember that he was literally a newly pardoned man who had been pardoned after an indictment. Can’t see anyway it ends well for him.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:19:11pm

A suborbital flight is safer than flying a small aircraft.

Glen de Vries, entrepreneur who traveled to space on Blue Origin flight, dies in New Jersey plane crash (CBS News)

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:20:05pm

re: #74 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

TBF, Trump isn’t able to read. So there’s that.

Oh he can read but nothing in The Constitution allows the Executive to act like his heroes Putin, Kim, & the others.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:20:15pm

re: #71 Dopamine Fish

The 1/6 “rioters” were actually peaceful tourists, no crimes were committed, nothing wrong happened. You clearly need to be sent in for re-education; you haven’t been listening to your right-wing talking points.///

Tourists that were also Antifa there to make fascists look bad.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:23:07pm

People now lashing out at me for pointing out that Bannon gets a jury trial, because they think I’m a killjoy. Oh well.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:23:15pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:24:54pm

I sure hope Britney Spears doesn’t immediately go on a massive binge.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:25:38pm

re: #79 Charles Johnson

People now lashing out at me for pointing out that Bannon gets a jury trial, because they think I’m a killjoy. Oh well.

People are the worst. You can have a much better time with dogs or cats.

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Belafon  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:26:15pm

re: #76 Punish Domestic Terrorists

A suborbital flight is safer than flying a small aircraft.

Glen de Vries, entrepreneur who traveled to space on Blue Origin flight, dies in New Jersey plane crash (CBS News)

Think of how many people are watching you fly into space vs a small plane.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:26:28pm

It’s not “lobsterman,” it’s “lobstaman.”

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Khal Wimpo (free internal organs upon request!)  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:26:57pm

It’s probably already been posted, but I saw this and immediately thought of Teleskiguy.

I dunno where this hill is, but man, I would totally have loved to take my old flexible flyer down it back when I was but a lad (*creaks* *groans* *farts dust*)

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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:27:05pm

re: #81 Charles Johnson

I sure hope Britney Spears doesn’t immediately go on a massive binge.

I’m not being mean. I’ve seen this kind of thing happen with musician friends.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:28:33pm

For what it’s worth, Britney Spears turns 40 in a few weeks.

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William Lewis  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:33:45pm

re: #86 Charles Johnson

I’m not being mean. I’ve seen this kind of thing happen with musician friends.

From the bits I’ve seen and heard here and there, my guess is a fairly quick marriage to the fellow she’s engaged with and then trying for more kids before time runs out on that. Beyond that? I hope you’re right, being a calm family would be a good thing to see for her.

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Khal Wimpo (free internal organs upon request!)  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:34:37pm

My feed is overwhelmed with screaming freaks yammering variations on “JUST YOU WAIT! NOW YOU’RE REALLY GONNA GET IT LIBTARD!”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:35:36pm
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Dopamine Fish  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:36:24pm

re: #90 Backwoods_Sleuth

They are not having a good time.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:37:46pm

The insane police chief with a history of being a racist shithead was forced to resign.

‘Like I’d been hit with a sledgehammer’: Black officer files discrimination charge after police chief left KKK note on video (USA Today)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:37:55pm
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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:39:36pm

re: #90 Backwoods_Sleuth

That can’t be Optimus Prime. I don’t see Shia LaBeouf screaming at the top of his lungs.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:40:03pm

re: #90 Backwoods_Sleuth

Optimus would not do that.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:40:12pm
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Dangerman  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:40:42pm

re: #82 Punish Domestic Terrorists

People are the worst. You can have a much better time with dogs or cats.

I love mankind
It’s people I can’t stand

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:41:10pm

re: #96 Charles Johnson

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Gosh he sounds like a Klu Klux KraKKKer to me.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:41:29pm

re: #90 Backwoods_Sleuth

Before I read the story, I assumed the photo was some kind of modern art sculpture.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:42:14pm

And here goes Marky Meadows!

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Dangerman  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:44:11pm

re: #96 Charles Johnson

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Does he know what NAACP stands for?
Or the UNCF?

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Dangerman  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:44:55pm

re: #100 JOE 🥓

And here goes Marky Meadows!

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They have to do be consistent and do it for all of them

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:45:13pm

re: #95 Punish Domestic Terrorists

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:45:31pm

Wow just look at him…

He’s looking more like this every day.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:46:14pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:47:10pm

These are the people with brain damage because of the retaliatory strike when a criminal President who belongs in prison assassinated an Iranian general. They have what their former commander in chief calls a headache.

U.S. soldiers injured in Iranian attack denied Purple Hearts (CNS News via MSN)

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:47:23pm

re: #104 JOE 🥓

“I want to spit once on your head. Just some spittle in your face.”

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danarchy  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:48:06pm

re: #18 I Would Prefer Not To

I said he was working too slow. Perhaps I was wrong. the real test will be if the next indictment takes less time than this one.

No, the test is whether he gets a conviction. If it takes a few weeks to get their ducks in a row, people just need to chill and learn some patience.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:48:50pm

re: #105 Charles Johnson

“honest discussion”

sure thing…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:49:23pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:49:47pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:50:31pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:51:21pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:53:27pm

Was The Federalist ever not a complete joke?

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:54:48pm

I love that video on Fox of Biden apparently saying Negro and somehow the hand he was using to emphasize a point vanishes so fast it’s a wonder he didn’t grimace from phantom pain in the stealth edit.

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jaunte  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:55:03pm

re: #104 JOE 🥓

When I feel old at age 67 I get rejuvenated just looking at a picture of Steve Bannon.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:55:58pm

re: #116 jaunte

When I feel old at age 67 I get rejuvenated just looking at a picture of Steve Bannon.

He was doing Borax baths before it was cool.

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jaunte  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:56:24pm

re: #117 Barefoot Grin

Is that what happened to his hot tub?

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:58:46pm

re: #118 jaunte

Is that what happened to his hot tub?

Yeah, I thought it was meth, but maybe not.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 2:59:37pm

re: #117 Barefoot Grin

He was doing Borax baths before it was cool.

I’m 65. Don’t do Borax baths but I shower with Caswell Massey Almond or Cucumber soap!

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:01:58pm

re: #120 JOE 🥓

I’m 65. Don’t do Borax baths but I shower with Caswell Massey Almond or Cucumber soap!

I’m sure that smells scrumptious. I use my son’s Shiso-scented soap from Henry’s. It’s divine.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:05:09pm

re: #115 Barefoot Grin

I love that video on Fox of Biden apparently saying Negro and somehow the hand he was using to emphasize a point vanishes so fast it’s a wonder he didn’t grimace from phantom pain in the stealth edit.

Sorry, I got that from Chris Hayes:

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:06:48pm

re: #121 Barefoot Grin

I’m sure that smells scrumptious. I use my son’s Shiso-scented soap from Henry’s. It’s divine.

I’ve had TERRIBLE diabetic skin irritation. Dr wanted to try Dove soap but it made me itch. I was able to get some Pears glycerin soap that was gentler but the dermatologist wanted a moisturizing soap so I did some googling and came across Caswell Massey. The Almond or Cucumber soaps do a good job of moisturizing and they do not make me itch!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:07:05pm

re: #122 Barefoot Grin

Man, that’s Project Veritas level of stupidity right there.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:08:32pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:13:35pm
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danarchy  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:13:41pm

re: #82 Punish Domestic Terrorists

People are the worst. You can have a much better time with dogs or cats.

I don’t know how to say this, but there are certain things you can do with other people that will be a much better time than anything you could do with a dog or a cat… and if you tried it would be both gross and illegal.

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Acemarilllion  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:14:38pm

Do not get Bannon wet nor feed it conspiracies after midnight.

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Semper Fi  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:14:55pm

re: #104 JOE 🥓

Wow just look at him…

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Not to worry, Bannon, you won’t look like the 2nd picture until you’ve been in the slammer awhile and missin’ your little “nightcaps” and “cocktails” not to mention your little “pick-me-ups.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:14:57pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:16:06pm

Did the public’s increasing unhappiness that Bannon was still free weeks after laughing at a subpoena push the DOJ to finally act? Democratic congress critters were also beginning to go public and call for Garland to act faster.

Apparently a grand jury was called. But Elie Mystal says that wasn’t even necessary, that it was a clear-cut case that could have proceeded right away without it.

So was there foot-dragging? Or did the pressure push it to go faster? Or did it it just take that long because it takes that long?

Asking the questions. I can’t claim to know the answers.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:17:18pm

re: #123 JOE 🥓

I’ve had TERRIBLE diabetic skin irritation. Dr wanted to try Dove soap but it made me itch. I was able to get some Pears glycerin soap that was gentler but the dermatologist wanted a moisturizing soap so I did some googling and came across Caswell Massey. The Almond or Cucumber soaps do a good job of moisturizing and they do not make me itch!

I’m not sure what I had, but I had red blotches in October that were hell. It’s likely it was just poison ivy, but they were symmetrical and suggest some other allergy. Ivory was ok for me, but I had to use a lot of Aveeno lotion for eczema to get through the day, and at night it was a foam my wife has for skin issues—otherwise no sleep. I can’t imagine it being chronic.

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:17:25pm

re: #131 Charles Johnson

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Ming5000  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:19:04pm

Morgan Fairchild retweets Raw Story a lot.
I am often tempted to click the link, but remember how overwhelming the site is with ads and pop ups.

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Ming5000  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:20:41pm

Wow, speak of the devil, this one just came up.
Pretty funny though:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:21:06pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:22:05pm

re: #127 danarchy

I don’t know how to say this, but there are certain things you can do with other people that will be a much better time than anything you could do with a dog or a cat… and if you tried it would be both gross and illegal.

That’s you letting your sex drive screw up your judgement.

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danarchy  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:23:21pm

re: #137 Punish Domestic Terrorists

That’s you letting your sex drive screw up your judgement.

I pity your significant other.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:23:51pm

re: #133 Dopamine Fish

OK, but Elie Mystal disagrees with that, and he’s pretty qualified to have an opinion, too.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:24:42pm

re: #138 danarchy

I pity your significant other.

Whatever. Why would you think I’m dating?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:25:20pm
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Dopamine Fish  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:25:23pm

re: #139 Charles Johnson

OK, but Elie Mystal disagrees with that, and he’s pretty qualified to have an opinion, too.

Lawyers are like any of us; they disagree on the finer points of their profession, just as I have disagreements with my fellow computer scientists on how things work. I tend to agree with the school of thought that this is just How The Process Works (tm), but I admit I am not an expert in the field.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:26:15pm

re: #136 Backwoods_Sleuth

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A friend just posted a New Yorker cartoon of an otter discussing religion with a priest on a park bench: “I’m pretty sure it’s ‘do unto otters as you would have otters do unto you’.”

ETA: in Confucianism it is: “don’t do unto otters what you don’t want otters to do to you.”

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GlutenFreeJesus  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:29:17pm

So where will he try to escape to over the weekend?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:30:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:31:14pm

re: #144 GlutenFreeJesus

So where will he try to escape to over the weekend?

Russia is always a winner

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:31:58pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:34:03pm

re: #147 Barefoot Grin

they sound nice

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:34:40pm

re: #147 Barefoot Grin

But sure, we need to work harder on “understanding” these people.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:39:02pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:40:20pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:43:03pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:44:11pm

re: #149 Eclectic Cyborg

But sure, we need to work harder on “understanding” these people.

We understand them oh too well.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:46:01pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:46:55pm

re: #154 Backwoods_Sleuth

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austin_blue  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:50:20pm

re: #25 Charles Johnson

Put him in jail so that he can get the DT’s and see if he changes his attitude.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:51:13pm

“The Coroner of Magaritaville”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:55:03pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:56:52pm
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Charles Johnson  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:57:11pm

re: #152 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m happy about it, but I also believe in being realistic.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:57:29pm

re: #158 Backwoods_Sleuth

I wonder if it was done by the same guys who disappeared Bidens hand.

/

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:59:08pm

I’m not a diplomat, but I’ve got to believe that one should define “success”, and also lay the groundwork to make sure it can be reached, before getting together a big international conference.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 3:59:17pm
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KingKenrod  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:00:11pm

Congress could send their own officers to arrest and detain Bannon when he shows up to be processed for contempt.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:01:40pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:02:02pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:12:04pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:14:30pm
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Belafon  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:15:07pm

re: #141 Backwoods_Sleuth

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They’re doing border crisis right now.

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Ace Rothstein  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:17:13pm

re: #96 Charles Johnson

In Kansas City they even have the Negro League Baseball Hall of Fame. No one ever refers to it by any other name than that, even on the plaques of those great players that made it to the Baseball hall of fame in Cooperstown.

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mmmirele  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:17:45pm

re: #28 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

This is very good news. Screw got, bannon!

I hate to ask this but if anyone has a buck or two to help out with GFM, please do. This family is hurting. This is my adopted granddaughters best friends family, so really close to home. My heart is breaking for them.

gofundme.com

Sent a little scratch their way. This just breaks my heart.

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austin_blue  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:20:52pm

re: #146 Backwoods_Sleuth

Russia is always a winner

Bannon’s not going anywhere without his passport.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:21:05pm

re: #168 Backwoods_Sleuth

You can’t say you regret not getting it when there’s a tube jammed down your fucking throat.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:21:10pm

re: #159 Backwoods_Sleuth

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steve_davis  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:21:54pm

re: #1 makeitstop

Toss his scabby ass in a cell until he complies. In the wing without heat.

I believe federal contempt of court is completely open-ended. they can just hold your ass in jail until you comply.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:23:26pm

re: #172 austin_blue

Bannon’s not going anywhere without his passport.

he haz frens…

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:24:59pm

re: #165 Backwoods_Sleuth

GOP is letting gerrymandering run wild and goddamned Boris Manchin and Natasha Sinema are letting it happen.

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darthstar  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:28:37pm

Bannon’s indicted!??!! Holy shit. That’s awesome.

Maybe it was just celebratory laser fire…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:30:32pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:33:02pm
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Ace Rothstein  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:33:03pm

re: #179 Backwoods_Sleuth

Self-awareness is not a conservative trait.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:33:22pm

re: #176 Backwoods_Sleuth

he haz frens…

Shady Chinese billionaire with a yacht just off NYC, for example.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:34:16pm
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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:38:32pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:42:03pm
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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:42:57pm

re: #185 Backwoods_Sleuth

Twitter’s worst lawyer?

Try Twitter’s worst shyster!

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steve_davis  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:49:26pm

re: #40 William Lewis

Thoughts on a new guitar after a couple of days:

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re: #127 danarchy

I don’t know how to say this, but there are certain things you can do with other people that will be a much better time than anything you could do with a dog or a cat… and if you tried it would be both gross and illegal.

yeah, but people cheat like hell at yahtzee, which just leaves the cats and dogs.

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:52:11pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:52:28pm
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darthstar  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:53:26pm

re: #40 William Lewis

Thoughts on a new guitar after a couple of days:

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My guitar instructor has been teaching me some blues patterns…says it’s the most important thing to learn. I’m happy to send them to you, and a link to the youtube backing track in A i use to play along with them.

I also learned how to end a blues jam today because you need a final note.

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Rightwingconspirator  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:56:06pm

re: #189 Backwoods_Sleuth

Poor guy that hurts so bad.

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darthstar  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:57:13pm

re: #14 Charles Johnson

The penalties for contempt are very weak, however. And…

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He’s still a flight risk…hold him in confinement pending trial…I don’t care how many years it takes…make it take 20.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 4:58:09pm

re: #190 darthstar

My guitar instructor has been teaching me some blues patterns…says it’s the most important thing to learn. I’m happy to send them to you, and a link to the youtube backing track in A i use to play along with them.

I also learned how to end a blues jam today because you need a final note.

Says who!!!???

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darthstar  Nov 12, 2021 • 5:04:31pm

re: #193 Barefoot Grin

Says who!!!???

I meant a closing note. When you get to the end of a blues riff and need to pee…power chord - A and done…if you’re in A (still don’t always understand what that means but stay on the fifth fret damnit…)

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Joe Bacon  Nov 12, 2021 • 5:05:30pm

re: #194 darthstar

I meant a closing note. When you get to the end of a blues riff and need to pee…power chord - A and done…if you’re in A (still don’t always understand what that means but stay on the fifth fret damnit…)

I thought James said that in order to get down you had to be in D…Funky D…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Nov 12, 2021 • 5:14:28pm

re: #171 mmmirele

Sent a little scratch their way. This just breaks my heart.

Thank you very much!

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steve_davis  Nov 12, 2021 • 5:17:12pm

well, upgraded the tele with vintage brass saddles and locking tuners. I am not mechanically inclined so there were some moments of high adventure, but everything seems to be working. By some miracle, the strings seem to be at a good height, and they are intonated without my having to screw around with the saddles. I gather Fender actually sets that stuff up, even though it comes looking pretty haphazard.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 12, 2021 • 5:26:45pm

re: #194 darthstar

I meant a closing note. When you get to the end of a blues riff and need to pee…power chord - A and done…if you’re in A (still don’t always understand what that means but stay on the fifth fret damnit…)

Do the power A, but then add the 7th! And then pee.


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