Colbert’s Q Files: Q Faithful Are Still Waiting for JFK in Dallas

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Stephen checks in on followers of the QAnon conspiracy, many of whom are camped out in Dallas awaiting the return of JFK (or JFK Jr., we’re not really sure). One notable Q fan who isn’t in Dallas is Jacob Chansley, also known as the QAnon Shaman, who was sentenced to 41 months in prison for his role in the Jan. 6th attack on the U.S. Capitol. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue

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Charles Johnson  Nov 18, 2021 • 10:43:55am
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Dangerman  Nov 18, 2021 • 10:44:07am

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 10:45:40am

re: #1 Charles Johnson

From around the time the Maid in Manhattan was in theaters and liberal NE Republicans were still a thing.

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A Cranky One  Nov 18, 2021 • 10:46:00am

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Dangerman  Nov 18, 2021 • 10:47:09am

From below

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A Cranky One  Nov 18, 2021 • 10:48:01am

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Charles Johnson  Nov 18, 2021 • 10:51:50am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2021 • 10:55:23am

re: #7 Charles Johnson

You got to respect that alliteration though.

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No Malarkey!  Nov 18, 2021 • 10:55:59am
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Eventual Carrion  Nov 18, 2021 • 10:58:20am

re: #9 No Malarkey!

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Because she loves kids so much she only wanted to give them a token of her infection.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 18, 2021 • 10:58:28am

re: #7 Charles Johnson

That was brought to you by the letter “W”

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Charles Johnson  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:00:06am
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A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:02:42am

re: #9 No Malarkey!

.. and all she needed to stay was a vaccine that billions of people have gotten with little or no adverse effect.

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Dangerman  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:03:56am
Former Trump chief of staff Mark Meadows told Steve Bannon that he would like to see Donald Trump become Speaker of the House.

Said Meadows: “You talk about melting down… people would go crazy!”

Playbook: “Comments like Meadows’ are starting to reveal a growing frustration with McCarthy in Trump’s orbit.”

Because governing is one big joke

The fact that this is what their priorities are, while we are rebuilding America’s infrastructure and trying to raise wages, offer childcare & education, and otherwise improve the quality of life for all Americans tells you everything you need to know.

And people still vote for them…

So maybe we push this narrative and ask every single R, trump or McCarthy for speaker?

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Jay C  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:04:57am

re: #13 A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!

.. and all she needed to stay was a vaccine that billions of people have gotten with little or no adverse effect.

Teaching for “35 years”?
Then she certainly should have had experience with vaccination mandates/programs/effects…

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Dangerman  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:09:16am

But my question is, what’s so bad about being up on a high horse while, let’s face it, much of the party is down in the dirt, rolling around like pigs in Trump’s slop?”
[SE] Cupp asked. “This is the high horse to be on, the one defending democracy, not the one trying to break it.”

Cupp then flipped Hannity’s attack back on him.

“If the point Hannity is trying to make is that Cheney thinks she’s better than the rest of them then, duh, of course she is. She’s one of the few doing what’s right for the country, even if it means sacrificing her position, her paycheck and her party loyalty.”

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Dangerman  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:13:04am

How do they do this with a straight face?

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No Malarkey!  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:13:31am

re: #14 Dangerman

Because governing is one big joke

The fact that this is what their priorities are, while we are rebuilding America’s infrastructure and trying to raise wages, offer childcare & education, and otherwise improve the quality of life for all Americans tells you everything you need to know.

And people still vote for them…

So maybe we push this narrative and ask every single R, trump or McCarthy for speaker?

The GOP has an advantage over the Democrats in campaign messaging in that they can expertly craft messages to appeal to voters’ emotions without any regard for the truth. For Republicans, its all about just pushing the right buttons, because if they regain power all they are going to do is cut taxes for billionaires anyway.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:13:50am
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No Malarkey!  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:14:26am

re: #17 Dangerman

How do they do this with a straight face?

As Charles tweeted, they have no shame.

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:15:12am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:16:16am

re: #15 Jay C

Teaching for “35 years”?
Then she certainly should have had experience with vaccination mandates/programs/effects…

Nice leading questions the person with the camera had just as she was coming out of the school.

Almost as if this is more conservative Oppression Olympics, or she’s making a shyte political statement on retirement day.

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:17:01am

re: #21 Scottish Dragon

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Why is he allowed to own a gun? It’s white there in front of your face.

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:17:15am
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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:17:29am
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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:17:54am

re: #23 Eventual Carrion

Why is he allowed to own a gun? It’s white there in front of your face.

White on the tip of my tongue…

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:19:19am

re: #24 Scottish Dragon

Are they sure he’s not with Project Veritas? Or maybe a Proud Boy?

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:20:33am

re: #27 Hecuba’s daughter

Are they sure he’s not with Project Veritas? Or maybe a Proud Boy?

Doesn’t matter, the judge is pissed off at the media and he’s happy to have the excuse.

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plansbandc  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:21:18am

Oh dear. A song about birds. NSFW language.

“A SONG ABOUT BIRDS”

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:22:12am

re: #28 Dopamine Fish

Doesn’t matter, the judge is pissed off at the media and he’s happy to have the excuse.

Only some media. Probably good with Faux or Newsmax or OANN.

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Eventual Carrion  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:23:11am

re: #28 Dopamine Fish

Doesn’t matter, the judge is pissed off at the media and he’s happy to have the excuse.

Or maybe got someone to cosplay the excuse (I know, but after the last couple BLM protest “false flag” convictions of right wingers I put nothing past these scum).

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:25:38am

re: #27 Hecuba’s daughter

Are they sure he’s not with Project Veritas? Or maybe a Proud Boy?

He’s a freelancer, apparently.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:28:11am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:31:00am
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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:34:04am
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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:34:37am

re: #33 Backwoods_Sleuth

Thank God

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A Cranky One  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:38:45am

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A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:46:43am

re: #19 Charles Johnson

Yep. Liberals think it’s obvious Psaki is destroying Doocy, but the right sees it exactly the opposite way. He isn’t there to make sense or ask real questions, he’s there to generate propaganda.

Remember, these are the people who invited Colbert to the White House Correspondents Dinner because they didn’t realize that the right-wing pundit was a character, not a serious commenter. No sense of truth, no sense of humor.

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Belafon  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:49:12am

re: #19 Charles Johnson

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We like her for telling the truth and catching them in not telling it. They like him because asks the gotcha question, even if she’s never got.

And it wouldn’t matter if he fumbled every time. Fox can just say he did great and viewers will nod.

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jaunte  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:51:11am

No wonder the judge holds a grudge.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:52:17am
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Charles Johnson  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:55:24am
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ckkatz  Nov 18, 2021 • 11:57:07am

re: #29 plansbandc

Ha! Hadn’t realized that the Ibis was considered a pest in Australia. It’s amazing what I learn here on LGF!

There are four main ways in which Australian White Ibises are considered to be pests:

1. When they forage in flocks in the vicinity of air fields, ibises pose a theat to aeroplanes, as their large size means that they are able to break windshields, or damage engines.
2. Ibises roost communally and a moderate-sized colony produces a lot of droppings. If they roost in a public area of a city, such as Darling Harbour in Sydney, their droppings can make the area unusable, and might be a problem for human health (though this has not been demonstrated).
3. Ibises that become accustomed to people sometimes feed in garbage bins and steal food from picnic areas. While they are quite harmless, some people find their large size, and particularly their beak, intimidating.
4. Ibis droppings can modify the environment so that it can no longer sustain particular plants. This means they can be a problem in botanical gardens and some reserves. For example, in Fairfield Local Government Area, Sydney, Australian White Ibises may be destroying the roosting habitat for a threatened population of the Grey-headed Flying Fox (Pteropus poliocephalus ).

Birds Behaving Badly - Australian White Ibis
birdsinbackyards.net

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:14:36pm

re: #43 ckkatz

Ha! Hadn’t realized that the Ibis was considered a pest in Australia. It’s amazing what I learn here on LGF!

Birds Behaving Badly - Australian White Ibis
birdsinbackyards.net

Large birds

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lawhawk  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:18:26pm

re: #43 ckkatz

See also, geese, Canadian.

Those things are a menace when in flocks. They can ruin your day - or your flight (see Capt. Sully’s Flight 1549).

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:20:53pm

re: #45 lawhawk

See also, geese, Canadian.

Those things are a menace when in flocks. They can ruin your day - or your flight (see Capt. Sully’s Flight 1549).

I love geeses tho. We have so many of them in Greensboro.

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No Malarkey!  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:21:57pm

$100 million in taxpayer dollars grifted by a Kushner crony.

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Charles Johnson  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:25:18pm
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lawhawk  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:32:03pm

re: #48 Charles Johnson

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:34:53pm

Meanwhile on La Palma.

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Belafon  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:35:06pm

Sesame Street should start including segments on how government is supposed to work.

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:37:04pm

re: #51 Belafon

Sesame Street should start including segments on how government is supposed to work.

I am a bill, I am only a bill, and McConnell ripped my guts out here on Capital Hill…..

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sagehen  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:37:05pm

re: #51 Belafon

Sesame Street should start including segments on how government is supposed to work.

I’m Just a Bill (Schoolhouse Rock!)

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retired cynic  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:37:19pm

Pritzker signs law banning dark money, out-of-state contributions in judicial campaigns
nprillinois.org

Campaign contributions from out-of-staters and so-called dark money groups will be banned in Illinois judicial campaigns beginning in January under legislation Gov. JB Pritzker signed into law Monday.

Several states have enacted laws forcing disclosure of funders to nonprofits — including social welfare groups [501(c)4s], labor unions [501(c)5s] and industry trade groups [501(c)6s], 501(c)4s, 5s and 6’s — whose political spending is referred to as “dark money,” since those groups aren’t required to make their donors public.

But Illinois’ new law takes a different tact, banning judicial candidates from taking campaign contributions from any entity that doesn’t disclose its funders.

Big deal.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:44:20pm
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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:49:06pm

re: #47 No Malarkey!

$100 million in taxpayer dollars grifted by a Kushner crony.

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Not a full grift. Money is still there in a governmental agency and will eventually be used for appropriate purposes. It’s what happens when the head of an agency is clueless about its operation.

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:51:33pm
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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:58:39pm
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A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!  Nov 18, 2021 • 12:58:47pm

re: #50 Dread Pirate Ron

Meanwhile on La Palma.

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Looks like a balrog, escaping.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:02:57pm

re: #58 Scottish Dragon

So he was threatening for no reason aside from…being black.

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gocart mozart  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:06:43pm
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William Lewis  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:13:05pm

Ok, this is a fascinating interview - Rick Beato interviews Sting

The Sting Interview

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Scottish Dragon  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:15:45pm

re: #62 William Lewis

Ok, this is a fascinating interview - Rick Beato interviews Sting

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:18:56pm
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Dangerman  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:20:06pm

re: #56 Hecuba’s daughter

Not a full grift. Money is still there in a governmental agency and will eventually be used for appropriate purposes. It’s what happens when the head of an agency is clueless about its operation.

while true, it probably coulda done some good a year ago

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:23:35pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:32:54pm
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Florida Panhandler  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:34:28pm

re: #55 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Evidently afraid of losing his tax-exempt status.

That’s the ONLY regret he has.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:36:45pm

re: #68 Florida Panhandler

Evidently afraid of losing his tax-exempt status.

That’s the ONLY regret he has.

THIS.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:38:55pm
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DodgerFan1988  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:38:56pm

“I’m a quarterback, I’m more qualified to know scientific facts about the Coronavirus more than the doctors, biologist, and viologists.”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:40:46pm

re: #71 DodgerFan1988

He plays for the Jets. How good could his judgement possibly be?

/

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EstebanTornado1963  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:41:24pm

Sesame Street gets .0009 cents per citizen in funding from the government

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:42:35pm

Wisconsin

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:45:47pm

re: #74 Backwoods_Sleuth

Wisconsin

Can the GOP override the Veto?

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:54:48pm

re: #75 Eclectic Cyborg

Can the GOP override the Veto?

In Wisconsin, a quorum is a majority of the current members in each house.

A veto override requires 2/3 of both houses.

The current make-up:

House: 99 seats
Democrats: 38
Republicans: 61

Senate: 33 seats
Democrats: 12
Republicans: 21

Assuming the vote is party-line, they do not have 2/3 of either house.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:55:28pm

re: #75 Eclectic Cyborg

Can the GOP override the Veto?

They haven’t had a very good track record for doing that.

It has been at least 36 years since the state Legislature has been successful in overriding a veto from the governor — including the latest failed attempt earlier this week — but it’s unlikely lawmakers will stop trying to undo executive actions any time soon.

wpr.org
(article from July 29, 2021)

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Dangerman  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:57:42pm
Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee (R) invited police officers in New York and Los Angeles who refuse to get vaccinated to join his state’s highway patrol.

Said Lee: “In Tennessee, you will be given our full support and respect, and I work to make sure your freedoms are protected.”

desantis tried this weeks ago

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Dangerman  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:58:37pm

re: #71 DodgerFan1988

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LOOK AT ME!!!!

but im not gonna tell you why you should

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:58:39pm

re: #76 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

In Wisconsin, a quorum is a majority of the current members in each house.

A veto override requires 2/3 of both houses.

The current make-up:

House: 99 seats
Democrats: 38
Republicans: 61

Senate: 33 seats
Democrats: 12
Republicans: 21

Assuming the vote is party-line, they do not have 2/3 of either house.

No, but they aren’t far off (would need a gain of 5 in the House and 1 in the Senate)

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William Lewis  Nov 18, 2021 • 1:59:11pm

re: #75 Eclectic Cyborg

Can the GOP override the Veto?

Not enough votes for that. No, they’ll try to get it over turned by the Wisconsin Supreme Court while the Democrats try to get the Federal courts to be on their side.

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Belafon  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:01:45pm

re: #81 William Lewis

Not enough votes for that. No, they’ll try to get it over turned by the Wisconsin Supreme Court while the Democrats try to get the Federal courts to be on their side.

How would they run to the Supreme Court to overturn a veto?

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Belafon  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:04:32pm

Democrats are trying to change the SALT deduction that Trump did to screw over California and New York but not look like they’re helping the rich. The current proposal in the BBB plan would change it to $80K from the $10K, but there is a different proposal that might work better:

Sanders and a fellow Democrat, Sen. Bob Menendez of New Jersey, have their own proposal—a much more fair one. They’d keep the cap at $10,000, but exempt people under a certain income threshold—Sanders has proposed $400,000 since that’s the level President Joe Biden set in his pledge to not raise taxes on any but the rich. In some of the nation’s most expensive cities, $400,000 is a lot of money, but it’s not super-rich.

Many Senate Democrats prefer the Sanders-Menendez approach. “I’m not worried about the perception that we’re doing too much for wealthy people. I’m worried that we may do too much for wealthy people. It’s the reality that troubles me,” said Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts. “I’m not here to help those at the top.”

dailykos.com

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Dangerman  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:05:07pm

david brooks: Ass

“Over the past few decades there have been various efforts to replace the Reagan Paradigm: the national-greatness conservatism of John McCain; the compassionate conservatism of George W. Bush; the Reformicon conservatism of the D.C. think tanks in the 21st century.”

“But the Trumpian onslaught succeeded where these movements have so far fizzled because Trump understood better than they did the coalescence of the new American cultural/corporate elite and the potency of populist anger against it. Thus the display of Ivy League populism I witnessed in Orlando might well represent the alarming future of the American right: the fusing of the culture war and the class war into one epic Marxist Götterdämmerung.”

every form of “conservatism with a human face” that he spent his professional life promoting has fizzled because, as he finally understands it, American conservatives don’t want any human face on their conservatism. and he’s shocked that he’s figured it out.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:08:56pm

re: #82 Belafon

How would they run to the Supreme Court to overturn a veto?

state supreme court

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bratwurst  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:10:02pm

Fuck the media with a rusty claw hammer.

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Dopamine Fish  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:10:46pm

re: #86 bratwurst

Fuck the media with a rusty claw hammer.

Fuck ALL the way off with that shit take. Sinema isn’t going to be elected to dog catcher in the state of Arizona after this.

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Belafon  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:13:16pm

re: #85 Backwoods_Sleuth

state supreme court

Yes, but how?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:13:26pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:14:18pm

re: #88 Belafon

Yes, but how?

they’ll try to float some argument about legalities

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Mike Lamb  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:15:11pm

re: #86 bratwurst

Fuck the media with a rusty claw hammer.

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How has she messed up being the VP?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:16:08pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:16:42pm

re: #91 Mike Lamb

How has she messed up being the VP?

WoC

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William Lewis  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:16:52pm

re: #91 Mike Lamb

How has she messed up being the VP?

By not being a white male.

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Mike Lamb  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:17:18pm

re: #85 Backwoods_Sleuth

state supreme court

Pretty sure the balance of the Wisconsin Supreme Court shifted to Democratic control last election.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:17:33pm

re: #86 bratwurst

Fuck the media with a rusty claw hammer.

What in the actual everloving fuck?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:17:49pm

re: #94 William Lewis

By not being a white male.

DING DING DING.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:20:09pm
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William Lewis  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:20:24pm

re: #95 Mike Lamb

Pretty sure the balance of the Wisconsin Supreme Court shifted to Democratic control last election.

Nope. Closer but they still have the majority.

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BlueSpotinAL  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:23:13pm

Worth the watch:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:23:41pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:25:26pm
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darthstar  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:31:11pm

re: #100 BlueSpotinAL

Worth the watch:

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“my opinion isn’t worth shit” - always good to start with a truthful statement. But yeah, I hope Trump sees this.

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Mike Lamb  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:37:21pm

re: #101 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Tons of Republicans: There is no “f” in GOP! Sucker!

Maybe, probably.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:38:42pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:40:43pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:45:17pm
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austin_blue  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:47:52pm

re: #10 Eventual Carrion

Because she loves kids so much she only wanted to give them a token of her infection.

Boooooo!

Bad Soon-to-be-Rotting-Flesh! No soup for you!

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darthstar  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:48:17pm

So what’s going on with the Rittenhouse exoneration? The jury intimidation must be working because they’re afraid to find the fucker guilty…
“Well, he was scared…it was a BLM protest after all…”
“Yeah, but he shot white people…”
“Oh, that does make it more complicated.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:52:02pm
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steve_davis  Nov 18, 2021 • 2:59:43pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:00:34pm
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The Squire of Logos  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:03:50pm

re: #111 steve_davis

oh, hell yes:

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Thanks! A very groovy blast from the past.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:05:58pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:08:45pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:10:38pm

re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth

I’m still not very optimistic but I would LOVE to be wrong on my gut instinct with this one.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:11:09pm
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Dopamine Fish  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:11:15pm

re: #115 Backwoods_Sleuth

Here’s the thing: If Rittenhouse is convicted, the judge has basically guaranteed that the appeals will be denied the whole way up. There’s no way anyone can say he didn’t give them every chance to win.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:12:21pm

What’s great about that video of Chansley’s lawyer where he says “my opinion doesn’t mean shit” is that in the background behind him is a political sign with lettering from the 1950s and 1960s and the lawyer dresses, acts, and talks like a lawyer would as flashbulbs explode around him. It’s great theater, except for the Lexus in the background.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:14:43pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:18:55pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

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A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:24:11pm

re: #109 darthstar

So what’s going on with the Rittenhouse exoneration? The jury intimidation must be working because they’re afraid to find the fucker guilty…
“Well, he was scared…it was a BLM protest after all…”
“Yeah, but he shot white people…”
“Oh, that does make it more complicated.”

Or possibly they’re in the jury room doing their jobs. We have reasons to think the judge is biased — not the jury.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:25:20pm

re: #48 Charles Johnson

Dumbest people on the planet. Meanest too.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:29:45pm
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ckkatz  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:31:55pm

re: #45 lawhawk

See also, geese, Canadian.

Those things are a menace when in flocks. They can ruin your day - or your flight (see Capt. Sully’s Flight 1549).

Just back from raking leaves. ‘Tis the season. Only cleaned up 450 gallons of leaves this time, though.

Yup, the DC Region also has the pleasure of large numbers of Canada Geese. At one place I used to work at, the business park hired a local company to chase off the geese from their manicured landscaping. The company was called “The Geese Police”, motto “When you want to get the flock out”.

I watched them in action one day. A station wagon with the company name pulled up. A driver went out back and let out a… Border Collie.

With a lot of energy, the Border Collie circled around to the side in order to get the best approach to herd the geese. The geese took one look at the Border Collie and flew off to the neighboring business park.

The Border Collie looked so disappointed.

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:37:16pm

re: #86 bratwurst

Fuck the media with a rusty claw hammer.

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Marc Thiessen? He’s a RW hatchet man. No one with sense takes his opinions seriously.

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Jay C  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:40:53pm

re: #122 A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!

Or possibly they’re in the jury room doing their jobs. We have reasons to think the judge is biased — not the jury.

Quite this.
One would think that if they really were going to let Rittenhouse walk, they would have done it right away.

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Barefoot Grin  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:41:04pm

re: #126 Hecuba’s daughter

Marc Thiessen? He’s a RW hatchet man. No one with sense takes his opinions seriously.

It irrationally infuriates me that people like him live in tidy houses in places like Bethesda or Alexandria because of their ability to write and deliver crap like this.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:41:32pm

moron

reported

130
bratwurst  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:42:28pm

re: #126 Hecuba’s daughter

Marc Thiessen? He’s a RW hatchet man. No one with sense takes his opinions seriously.

My middle finger was less for him than the WaPo which apparently had no problem publishing this kind of nonsense. Marc Thiessen does not regularly try to sell me a product. The Washington Post does.

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A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:43:22pm

re: #127 Jay C

Quite this.
One would think that if they really were going to let Rittenhouse walk, they would have done it right away.

If I recall correctly, that’s what happened with OJ Simpson.

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sagehen  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:45:10pm

re: #131 A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!

If I recall correctly, that’s what happened with OJ Simpson.

the OJ Simpson jury got a verdict in 4 hours.
the Rodney King jury took a whole week.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:47:24pm
134
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:48:06pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:48:15pm

re: #129 Backwoods_Sleuth

moron

And to think he has people he pays to do this stuff for him.

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William Lewis  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:48:40pm

re: #127 Jay C

Quite this.
One would think that if they really were going to let Rittenhouse walk, they would have done it right away.

1) the longer the better in this case
2) the defense is nervous. That’s why they keep pushing for mistrial motions that even Judge Bias can’t go along with.

137
Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:49:03pm

re: #134 Backwoods_Sleuth

I HATE instant gratification culture.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:49:20pm
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PhillyPretzel  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:50:21pm

re: #66 Backwoods_Sleuth

Way to go Joe. :)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:51:34pm
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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:53:04pm

re: #48 Charles Johnson

CPAC getting a cease and desist order from Sesame Workshop for that in 5, 4, 3…

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:55:06pm

Once again proving that Republicans don’t understand how trademark and copyright laws work.

Who’s music are they going to steal for the theme?

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EPR-radar  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:57:01pm

re: #142 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

Once again proving that Republicans don’t understand how trademark and copyright laws work.

Who’s music are they going to steal for the theme?

Equal justice for all is a completely foreign concept for Republicans. For them, laws exist to reward Republicans and punish Democrats. It really is that simple and stupid.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:57:15pm
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Mike Lamb  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:58:26pm

re: #138 Dread Pirate Ron

[Embedded content]

Indeed it was inevitable. And it’s fucking terrifying.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 3:59:23pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Nov 18, 2021 • 4:00:14pm

re: #144 Backwoods_Sleuth

And yet he’ll probably easily get elected over Beto, because that’s just how Texas rolls.

If there were EVER a time I’d love to be proven wrong…

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Patricia Kayden  Nov 18, 2021 • 4:01:14pm
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PhillyPretzel  Nov 18, 2021 • 4:02:52pm

re: #148 Patricia Kayden

Expulsion from the US House or the USA?

150
The Pie Overlord!  Nov 18, 2021 • 4:04:06pm

Someone with too much time on his hands. Why doesn’t he have a job?

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gocart mozart  Nov 18, 2021 • 4:04:37pm
152
Backwoods_Sleuth  Nov 18, 2021 • 4:05:08pm
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sagehen  Nov 18, 2021 • 4:08:52pm

Pope Benedict was a member of the Hitler Youth.

Conservative Catholic Republicans were very understanding, in his case, of the “he was a kid who didn’t have a choice” argument.

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b.d. (The war is over)  Nov 18, 2021 • 4:12:34pm

re: #137 Eclectic Cyborg

I HATE instant gratification culture.

We need to end instant gratification culture NOW!!!

//

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Hecuba's daughter  Nov 18, 2021 • 4:13:53pm

re: #153 sagehen

Pope Benedict was a member of the Hitler Youth.

Conservative Catholic Republicans were very understanding, in his case, of the “he was a kid who didn’t have a choice” argument.

John Kennedy knows better; he’s a typical amoral Republican who is outright lying, rather than delusional, a man with no moral, ethics, or decency.

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JC1  Nov 18, 2021 • 4:28:54pm

re: #86 bratwurst

Fuck the media with a rusty claw hammer.

Unfortunately, the latest Quinnepiac poll has Biden at 36% approval. Still a long way to go before the midterms, and both inflation and covid should be much better in a year. But realistically, if the midterms were held today, it would be a massive GOP wave. This country is f*cked.

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JC1  Nov 18, 2021 • 4:32:19pm

re: #116 Eclectic Cyborg

I’m still not very optimistic but I would LOVE to be wrong on my gut instinct with this one.

The fact that they’re taking at least 4 days 8s a good sign, given the way the case went.

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cat-tikvah  Nov 18, 2021 • 5:23:20pm

re: #126 Hecuba’s daughter

I never read his tripe; I’ve pleaded with the Philadelphia Inquirer to drop running his screeds (propaganda isn’t opinion and doesn’t belong in a reputable news source). Happily there is always at least one letter to the editor debunking his garbage and I have never seen a letter agreeing with him.


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