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A Mom Anon  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:01:08am

She has more patience than I ever could muster. I would be in jail for slapping the shit out of stupid.

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FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Capt'n šŸ˜· Trips  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:03:00am
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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:04:31am

from downstairs

re: #397 Belafon

What I think would have happened is the cops would have showed up, asked about the parents, found out that they left him at school, and would have decided itā€™s not worth the effort.

maybe.
and you do it anyway
we are heightened and sensitized to this kind of violence
weā€™re past deciding if itā€™s just up to but not over the line
he was shopping for ammo. he drew pictures. what sign were they waiting for?

using the system (calling the police) is not passing the buck
you get their opinion
you ask ā€˜do you want our next call to beā€¦ā€ what it turned out to be

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:05:48am

re: #2 FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Captā€™n šŸ˜· Trips

Iā€™m wondering if an employee was slipping them into the wall if there was a gap by a towel dispenser or something, either planning to come back and get them one day, or just to screw their evil employer.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:05:51am

Last string:re: #374 No Malarkey!

Pretty safe bet when they describe everyone to the left of Ayn Rand as a ā€œcommunist.ā€

Law of unintended consequences. What these goober-terrorists are doing is suggesting to young people that communism may not be a bad thing. ā€œIf these crazy fascists hate it so much, it must have something going for it.ā€

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Belafon  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:08:07am

When Republicans refuse to restrict the rights of women, minorities, or LGBTQ+, they get primaried by someone more extreme.

When Democrats fail to get everything passed, voters just stay home.

The system is biased in favor of conservatives, but Democrats turning out can overcome it.

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FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Capt'n šŸ˜· Trips  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:11:20am

re: #353 FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Captā€™n šŸ˜· Trips

I bought two biggish chewy treats for my dogs this morning.
Odysseus consumed his rapidly, as is the norm.
Shelby is entering hour two of chewing and looks to have more than an hour or two remaining.
Ody is starting to get jealous and whining

Ody has managed to gain control of the remaining treat.
Which is also quite typical.

Now Iā€™ll grab the leashes and drain the dogs, weā€™ll see how ownership goes from there

lol

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:12:30am

re: #5 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Last string:

Law of unintended consequences. What these goober-terrorists are doing is suggesting to young people that communism may not be a bad thing. ā€œIf these crazy fascists hate it so much, it must have something going for it.ā€

It certainly wonā€™t help grow the cult when they tell people that they were raised by communists in a communist country. Only the crankiest maladjusted cranks are attracted to that. This shit is how we got a crank Republican party.

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:13:33am

re: #2 FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Captā€™n šŸ˜· Trips

The funny part is checks. They do stale date, or maybe then got replaced and deposited. Emergency TP?

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:14:39am

BTW best (real) White House Press Secretary everā€¦

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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:15:06am

re: #9 Rightwingconspirator

Whoever stashed the bundle was probably in a hurry.

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sagehen  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:15:08am

re: #7 FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Captā€™n šŸ˜· Trips

Ody has managed to gain control of the remaining treat.
Which is also quite typical.

Now Iā€™ll grab the leashes and drain the dogs, weā€™ll see how ownership goes from there

lol

If I heard somebody at the dog park calling their fur-baby Ody, Iā€™d probably assume they meant Odie.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:15:52am

Doocy really wants to provoke Jen Psaki into an angry response with his dumbass questions. She refuses to give it to him.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:17:10am

re: #13 Charles Johnson

Doocy really wants to provoke Jen Psaki into an angry response with his dumbass questions. She refuses to give it to him.

Like a schoolteacher dealing with a really dumb kid.

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:18:42am

re: #14 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Like a schoolteacher dealing with a really dumb kid.

Sorry but not dumb. Obstinate and very wrong.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:19:35am

re: #13 Charles Johnson

Doocy really wants to provoke Jen Psaki into an angry response with his dumbass questions. She refuses to give it to him.

Something tells me on her last day as Press Secretary, she going to bitch slap that little turd so hard those sitting next to him are going to need a shower and change of cloths. Hey! A girls can dream.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:20:52am

re: #13 Charles Johnson

Doocy really wants to provoke Jen Psaki into an angry response with his dumbass questions. She refuses to give it to him.

Doocy couldnā€™t get a rise out of Biden earlier

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sagehen  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:21:11am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:21:29am
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Belafon  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:22:50am

re: #18 sagehen

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Yep, there would have been attacks on black sections of towns, especially in the South, all over the country.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:23:10am
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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:23:41am

re: #2 FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Captā€™n šŸ˜· Trips

Iā€™m just curious about why whoever it was bothered stuffing checks into the wall. The person who wrote the check would realize it had never been cashed, and it would look suspicious if someone showed up at a bank trying to cash a bunch of old checks. Itā€™s odd.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:24:32am

re: #22 stpaulbear

Iā€™m just curious about why whoever it was bothered stuffing checks into the wall. The person who wrote the check would realize it had never been cashed, and it would look suspicious if someone showed up at a bank trying to cash a bunch of old checks. Itā€™s odd.

sounds to me like they have so much money they cant keep track of it.

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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:26:12am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:26:30am
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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:27:10am

re: #23 I Would Prefer Not To

sounds to me like they have so much money they cant keep track of it.

The yachts, planes, and mansions canā€™t be built fast enough.

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sagehen  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:27:17am

re: #22 stpaulbear

Iā€™m just curious about why whoever it was bothered stuffing checks into the wall. The person who wrote the check would realize it had never been cashed, and it would look suspicious if someone showed up at a bank trying to cash a bunch of old checks. Itā€™s odd.

Maybe somebody just got tired at the end of their shift logging donations, and got rid of a bag-full so they could go home.

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A Mom Anon  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:27:39am

re: #22 stpaulbear

Didnā€™t they report a bunch of cash being stolen from them a few years ago? Like 600K?

Knowing Osteen, if I was that contractor I donā€™t think I could have forced myself to be honest and just clean out that wall. I guess that makes me an awful human. Still not as awful as Osteen though.

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sagehen  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:28:08am

re: #24 jaunte

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According to Dear Abby, there are no frigid women. Just clumsy and/or selfish men.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:30:04am

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:30:47am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:31:52am
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No Malarkey!  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:37:34am

re: #18 sagehen

There sure as hell wouldnā€™t have been anyone describing them as ā€œtourists.ā€

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:38:34am

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:40:26am

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

Just Paged on this lol. GMTA

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:40:55am
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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:42:40am

re: #21 Charles Johnson

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itā€™s also true that only one side respects ā€˜consistencyā€™

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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:43:04am

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

My desktop setup cuts the top and bottom halves off those upright videos. I can only see the dogā€™s face. I only lasted a couple of seconds on Mrs. Osteen.

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darthstar  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:43:43am

Got my Friday guitar lesson coming up at noonā€¦with TG weekend away I havenā€™t touched my guitar in a couple of weeks. My instructor sent me Misty Mountain Hop to learn - just printed it outā€¦god he knows how to give me songs that are accessible and make me feel less guilty for not practicing more. Looking forward to my lesson today.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:45:26am

re: #36 Backwoods_Sleuth

Speaking of the Grinch, time for me to pull out this classic:

Youā€™re A Mean One, Mr. Trump (Grinch Parody)

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darthstar  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:50:02am

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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:50:12am
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:51:36am

re: #4 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Iā€™m wondering if an employee was slipping them into the wall if there was a gap by a towel dispenser or something, either planning to come back and get them one day, or just to screw their evil employer.

Also a method for making money ā€œdisappearā€ between when it went onto the collection plate and was counted after services.

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mmmirele  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:53:19am

Laying people off during the holidays is badā€¦this is so much worse.

Vishal Garg, CEO of mortgage lender startup better.com, told 900 employees he was laying them off in a brutal and bizarre one-way video chat announcement on Thursday.

ā€œThis is the second time in my career Iā€™m doing this and I do not want to do this, the last time I did it, I cried, this time I hope to be stronger,ā€ Garg says early in the video, before noting that he is laying off ā€œaboutā€ 15 percent of the companyā€™s workforce just before the holidays. More than a minute into the call, Garg says ā€œIf youā€™re on this call, you are part of the unlucky group that is being laid off. Your employment here is terminated effective immediately.ā€

vice.com

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b.d. (The war is over)  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:54:33am

re: #4 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Iā€™m wondering if an employee was slipping them into the wall if there was a gap by a towel dispenser or something, either planning to come back and get them one day, or just to screw their evil employer.

Claim $600,000 is stolen, shove all the checks and some cash in the walls while you are awaiting the insurance check to show up.

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darthstar  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:55:18am

re: #42 jaunte

Why is Lindsey Graham getting attention again? He should still be on time-out for supporting Trump.

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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:55:55am

re: #46 darthstar

Nepotism hire Peter Doocy again.

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DodgerFan1988  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:57:29am

DeSantis personal Interahamwe

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 11:58:49am
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A Mom Anon  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:01:03pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

I do not get men who think this is an attractive hairstyle. It looks really weird and stupid.

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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:02:19pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

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No Malarkey!  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:02:52pm

re: #38 stpaulbear

My desktop setup cuts the top and bottom halves off those upright videos. I can only see the dogā€™s face. I only lasted a couple of seconds on Mrs. Osteen.

In case you donā€™t know, its comedian Blair Erskine, not the actual Mrs. Osteen.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:03:29pm
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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:03:48pm
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Charles Johnson  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:03:52pm
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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:05:20pm

Not responding to subpoenas encourages scofflaws.

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No Malarkey!  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:06:51pm

re: #55 Charles Johnson

Fleeing arrest doesnā€™t make one look guilty in the least.

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A Three Hour Tour  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:07:03pm

re: #51 jaunte

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Looks like something ate my comment referencing Gary Oldmanā€™s Zorg before it could post. Oh, well, you beat me to it fair and square.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:07:29pm

Iā€™m just happy they are going after the parents. Lock up your guns or face arrest when your kids kill. Sound responsible to me.

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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:07:59pm

re: #58 A Three Hour Tour

I hope Elon hasnā€™t attracted the flaming ball of evil.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:08:24pm

Iā€™ve scheduled a Phizer booster for Tuesday. My initial vaccinations were Moderna.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:08:24pm

The Boebert issue is a great example of why I think Democrats donā€™t fight hard enough, or sometimes AT ALL.

If this situation were reversed Republicans would be screaming bloody murder, 24/7.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:08:25pm
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A Three Hour Tour  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:09:31pm

re: #60 jaunte

I hope Elon hasnā€™t attracted the flaming ball of evil.

Itā€™s currently residing in that weird Saudi orb.

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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:10:19pm

re: #50 A Mom Anon

I do not get men who think this is an attractive hairstyle. It looks really weird and stupid.

My brain has a nasty auto-prejudice that assumes that anyone who has their sides cut short like that has fascist leanings. Iā€™m trying to get over it.

If I tried that on myself, I would look like I was wearing a set of parentheses.

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No Malarkey!  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:11:07pm

re: #59 I Would Prefer Not To

Iā€™m just happy they are going after the parents. Lock up your guns or face arrest when your kids kill. Sound responsible to me.

Woke culture trying to cancel real American parents for exercising their God given Second Amendment right to arm their severely disturbed teenager with as much firepower as possible.

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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:11:09pm

re: #52 No Malarkey!

In case you donā€™t know, its comedian Blair Erskine, not the actual Mrs. Osteen.

Ahh. I didnā€™t know.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:11:30pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I Would Prefer Not To  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:11:37pm

re: #66 No Malarkey!

Woke culture trying to cancel real American parents for exercising their God given Second Amendment right to arm their severely disturbed teenager with as much firepower as possible.

guilty

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mmmirele  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:13:09pm

re: #57 No Malarkey!

Fleeing arrest doesnā€™t make one look guilty in the least.

These two are going to be found, but what Iā€™m wondering is if they are going to kill themselves, like Brian Laundrie did when it became clear he was going to be indicted for the death of his girlfriend, Gabby Petito.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:13:17pm
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Belafon  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:13:34pm

re: #54 jaunte

The story at the bottom is interesting: The FTC is trying to stop Nvidia from acquiring ARM.

theverge.com

ftc.gov

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:14:31pm

re: #54 jaunte

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tourist behavior

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FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Capt'n šŸ˜· Trips  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:15:03pm

re: #12 sagehen

If I heard somebody at the dog park calling their fur-baby Ody, Iā€™d probably assume they meant Odie.

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You would not be completely wrong

re: #379 FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Captā€™n šŸ˜· Trips

ā€¦
And Odysseus allowed me to use Ody for short, to give a nod to somewhat famous beagle

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No Malarkey!  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:15:07pm

re: #70 mmmirele

These two are going to be found, but what Iā€™m wondering is if they are going to kill themselves, like Brian Laundrie did when it became clear he was going to be indicted for the death of his girlfriend, Gabby Petito.

As long as they donā€™t try to take anyone else with them, Iā€™m good with that. They should be considered armed and dangerous.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:17:27pm

re: #54 jaunte

Interstate flight to avoid justice is a Fed offense I do believe.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:18:23pm
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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:19:33pm

i think someone posted this AM some tweets about how delta spread and then, assuming a similar situation, extrapolated that to omicron

ā€œUnderscoring growing concerns about Omicron, scientists in South Africa said on Friday that the newest coronavirus variant appears to spread more than twice as quickly as Delta, until now the most contagious version of the virus,ā€ the New York Times reports.

ā€œOmicronā€™s rapid spread results from a combination of contagiousness and an ability to dodge the bodyā€™s immune defenses, the researchers said, but the contribution of each factor is not yet certain.ā€

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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:19:49pm

re: #70 mmmirele

These two are going to be found, but what Iā€™m wondering is if they are going to kill themselves, like Brian Laundrie did when it became clear he was going to be indicted for the death of his girlfriend, Gabby Petito.

They and a bunch of Michigan militia-ists are probably dreaming of their own glorious Waco, with 4 FBI informants already in the planning group. They donā€™t seem to be smart about that.

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:20:57pm

re: #77 Backwoods_Sleuth

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i just read this headline at politicawire.com

Koch Buys GOP Senate Candidateā€™s Company

i said, wait, what?
then realized both interpretations are true

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:21:04pm
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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:22:25pm

re: #71 Backwoods_Sleuth

Great name!!

BUBBLE PUPPY - Hot Smoke & Sassafras

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:23:42pm
ā€œJohn Eastman, the attorney who helped former President Donald Trump pressure then-Vice President Mike Pence to overturn the 2020 election, has asserted his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination,ā€ Politico reports.

ā€œEastmanā€™s decision is an extraordinary assertion by someone who worked closely with Trump to attempt to overturn the 2020 election results.ā€

step back and see what this means in light of:

ā€œIf youā€™re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment,ā€ Trump said as a candidate in 2016ā€¦

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:23:50pm

yeah, I was gonna say it looked more like a plane than a car

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No Malarkey!  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:24:20pm

Republicans looking to add to the diseases they are trying to kill their constituents with.

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:25:47pm

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:25:55pm

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Dread Pirate Ron  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:26:07pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:27:09pm

re: #85 No Malarkey!

Republicans looking to add to the diseases they are trying to kill their constituents with.

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lawhawk  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:27:50pm

re: #63 Backwoods_Sleuth

If the parent bought the gun and didnā€™t have it properly secured, then yeah, the parent should absolutely be charged with negligent homicide. It was a foreseeable outcome that someone who was not privileged to use the gun would take it and use it.

In this case, the parents should be charged with felony homicide and now fleeing from justice. Because innocent people flee all the time. /

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:28:50pm

re: #85 No Malarkey!

Republicans looking to add to the diseases they are trying to kill their constituents with.

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more important question:
can the ā€œplaces of worship and religious schools/daycaresā€ themselves choose to exclude ā€˜diseasedā€™ people or do they got to let everyone in?

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:29:04pm

Saw where Representative Marjorie Green (Q-Deliverance) has called President Biden a communist. Pretty ironic for someone who is effectively a tool of the Kremlin, whether she knows it or not. In any case, she wouldnā€™t know a communist if Trotsky rose from the grave and whacked her with an ice-axe.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:30:32pm

whut?

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:31:06pm

re: #36 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Did they bump his head into the door frame of the cruiser?

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:31:27pm

re: #93 Backwoods_Sleuth

whut?

White.

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No Malarkey!  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:32:17pm

re: #93 Backwoods_Sleuth

whut?

There is something about them; you can tell they arenā€™t dangerous just by looking at them. /

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lawhawk  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:33:11pm

re: #96 No Malarkey!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:33:25pm
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Belafon  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:33:26pm

re: #93 Backwoods_Sleuth

whut?

He wouldnā€™t have arrested their son if the school called.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:33:35pm

re: #94 Barefoot Grin

Did they bump his head into the door frame of the cruiser?

That turned out to be a minor example compared to his record in general, but the failed former President told us over and over again that heā€™s a really bad guy, and that was a small sample of what was to come.

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:34:28pm

re: #93 Backwoods_Sleuth

whut?

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their behavior in the last week demonstrates they are very dangerous

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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:35:26pm

re: #101 Dangerman

When Donā€™t Get Caught is the family motto.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:37:28pm

re: #102 jaunte

When Donā€™t Get Caught is the family motto.

Thatā€™s going to haunt them if they donā€™t kill themselves.

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:37:32pm

re: #99 Belafon

He wouldnā€™t have arrested their son if the school called.

that may be true

and weā€™d be looking at a whole different dynamic right now with the sheriff on the run and the parents on tv crying ā€˜we had no idea because the police said our son wasnt a threatā€

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:38:50pm

re: #101 Dangerman

their behavior in the last week demonstrates they are very dangerous

White, semi-affluent gun cultists whose world just came crashing down? Yep, there will be a bloody shootout. With any luck it will all be theirs.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:38:57pm
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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:39:32pm

re: #97 lawhawk

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ā€œHavenā€™t they suffered enough?ā€ //////

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:39:39pm

re: #103 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Thatā€™s going to haunt them if they donā€™t kill themselves.

theyā€™re probably heading for ā€˜sanctuaryā€™ in northern idaho
or maybe the bundy ranch

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:40:05pm
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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:40:36pm

re: #100 Punish Domestic Terrorists

That turned out to be a minor example compared to his record in general, but the failed former President told us over and over again that heā€™s a really bad guy, and that was a small sample of what was to come.

Yep, it was a little nudge-nudge wink-wink humor with the police.

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:40:51pm

re: #106 Backwoods_Sleuth

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have they checked behind osteenā€™s toilet

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No Malarkey!  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:42:02pm

re: #101 Dangerman

their behavior in the last week demonstrates they are very dangerous

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:42:54pm

re: #97 lawhawk

Lot of white privilege going on in this whole story.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:42:59pm

re: #103 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Thatā€™s going to haunt them if they donā€™t kill themselves.

That would be worse. They should at least be there for their son, even if their actions led to this tragedy. They created him; they should not be abandoning him now. If they have any decency, maybe this will lead them to rethink their life choices. Of course, given the mother is a MAGAt, thatā€™s not likely but people sometimes do repent.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:43:00pm
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A Mom Anon  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:43:20pm

re: #93 Backwoods_Sleuth

I watched his press conference yesterday and he actually made sense. Said the gun laws are lax and need to be tougher, that law enforcement is frustrated with people who violate gun laws getting light sentences and getting done with one charge and end up charged again because of lack of consequences. He said if the laws were tougher these crimes would not be so common. Not sure what his backpedaling is about.

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retired cynic  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:45:33pm

re: #98 Backwoods_Sleuth

Illinois same.

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:46:03pm

re: #109 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Seems Like Old Times:

Glenda Gardenia Parks: If youā€™re innocent, theyā€™ll never send you to jail.
Nick Gardenia: Is that how it works, Chester?
Chester: Not in my neighborhood.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:46:17pm

re: #116 A Mom Anon

I watched his press conference yesterday and he actually made sense. Said the gun laws are lax and need to be tougher, that law enforcement is frustrated with people who violate gun laws getting light sentences and getting done with one charge and end up charged again because of lack of consequences. He said if the laws were tougher these crimes would not be so common. Not sure what his backpedaling is about.

This is Michigan, militia territory. Probably received an onslaught of calls from NRA members who feel our gun laws are too strict.

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No Malarkey!  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:47:10pm

re: #114 Hecubaā€™s daughter

That would be worse. They should at least be there for their son, even if their actions led to this tragedy. They created him; they should not be abandoning him now. If they have any decency, maybe this will lead them to rethink their life choices. Of course, given the mother is a MAGAt, thatā€™s not likely but people sometimes do repent.

Their son is going to spend the rest of his life in prison; he might have a better chance at some kind of redemption without them.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:48:02pm

re: #114 Hecubaā€™s daughter

That would be worse. They should at least be there for their son, even if their actions led to this tragedy. They created him; they should not be abandoning him now. If they have any decency, maybe this will lead them to rethink their life choices. Of course, given the mother is a MAGAt, thatā€™s not likely but people sometimes do repent.

Does a parent in one wing of a prison get to visit their kid in another wing? Asking for the Crumbleys.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:49:29pm

re: #114 Hecubaā€™s daughter

That would be worse. They should at least be there for their son, even if their actions led to this tragedy. They created him; they should not be abandoning him now. If they have any decency, maybe this will lead them to rethink their life choices. Of course, given the mother is a MAGAt, thatā€™s not likely but people sometimes do repent.

True, normal, run of the mill violent low-life would probably have enough shreds of humanity not to abandon their child. These two nutburgers? Not so sure.

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b.d. (The war is over)  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:49:43pm

re: #121 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Do parents in one wing of a prison get to visit their kid in another wing? Asking for the Crumbleys.

The Trumps would like to know too.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:51:11pm

canā€™t stop laughingā€¦

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:52:46pm

re: #107 Barefoot Grin

ā€œHavenā€™t they suffered enough?ā€ //////

Get back to me on that in 20 years.

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FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Capt'n šŸ˜· Trips  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:53:25pm

(tunes into FOX News to await their appearance)
They did say BOLO

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:53:43pm
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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:56:02pm

re: #107 Barefoot Grin

ā€œHavenā€™t they suffered enough?ā€ //////

I think that only works when the killing stays in the family, like the entrepreneur kid who recently shot his sister, or the father that recently killed his daughter clearing a gun in her direction.

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No Malarkey!  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:56:03pm

re: #127 Punish Domestic Terrorists

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 12:58:08pm
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Teddy's Person  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:01:27pm

I had to steal this from a commenter over at LGM because it made me chuckle (dark humor is how I cope with a lot of things).

Mom ignored concerned VM from school about it, texted son: ā€œLOL, not mad at u. You have to learn not to get caughtā€

ā€œMom, is you texting notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?ā€

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:04:48pm

re: #131 Teddyā€™s Person

I had to steal this from a commenter over at LGM because it made me chuckle (dark humor is how I cope with a lot of things).

Little Green Mothballs?

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Teddy's Person  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:05:44pm

re: #132 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Little Green Mothballs?

Lawyers, Guns & Money

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Teddy's Person  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:06:42pm

We should start a pool to see which Republican Congressperson gives aid and comfort to the Crumbleys. My money is on Madison Cawthorne.

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Dave In Austin  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:06:54pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:14:17pm

re: #134 Teddyā€™s Person

We should start a pool to see which Republican Congressperson gives aid and comfort to the Crumbleys. My money is on Madison Cawthorne.

Madison did tell parents to raise monsters.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:14:40pm

Does Tucker Carlson have a video crew with them?

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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:15:18pm

re: #137 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

That would be the attorney claiming they arenā€™t fugitives.

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lawhawk  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:15:24pm

re: #137 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Does Tucker Carlson have a video crew with them?

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This is going to end up like Mickey and Mallory in Natural Born Killersā€¦ isnā€™t it. /half

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:15:31pm

I think that last pup found a forever home before even entering the stadium

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:19:08pm

re: #71 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Tweet, NO RUNNING AROUND THE POOL. TWEET TWEET, NO RUNNING AROUN ā€¦. aw screw it

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FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Capt'n šŸ˜· Trips  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:19:54pm
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darthstar  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:20:39pm

Iā€™m sure the Crumbleys are just out making America great again somehowā€¦

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Teddy's Person  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:23:03pm

Given the shitshow that passes for conservatism in the US, I wonā€™t be surprised if the the Crumbleys show up in a white Bronco.

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EPR-radar  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:23:25pm

re: #143 darthstar

Iā€™m sure the Crumbleys are just out making America great again somehowā€¦

I think they will suicide by cop. Hopefully they donā€™t take anyone else with them.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:24:14pm
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Jay C  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:24:29pm

re: #143 darthstar

Iā€™m sure the Crumbleys are just out making America great again somehowā€¦

or holed up somewhere trying to book themselves an interview with OANN to broadcast to the nation how ā€œvictimizedā€ they are by ā€œthe woke left mobā€,and/or setting up a funding drive to pay their legal bills and/or PRā€¦.

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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:24:59pm

re: #143 darthstar

Iā€™m sure the Crumbleys are just out making America great again somehowā€¦

They couldnā€™t cancel their long weekend hotel reservations.

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steve_davis  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:25:08pm

re: #22 stpaulbear

Iā€™m just curious about why whoever it was bothered stuffing checks into the wall. The person who wrote the check would realize it had never been cashed, and it would look suspicious if someone showed up at a bank trying to cash a bunch of old checks. Itā€™s odd.

thereā€™s a grifter movie in which an evangelist charlatan doesnā€™t bother to cash checks for 5 bucks because itā€™s too much hassle. so they just get bagged and stuffed somewhere. The same might be true of one and five dollar bills. Maybe the grift is so large that it just wasnā€™t worth having someone actually count through the small bills.

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Belafon  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:25:21pm

re: #145 EPR-radar

I think they will suicide by cop. Hopefully they donā€™t take anyone else with them.

If they killed a cop, which side would Republicans support?

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7-y (Expectation of Great Things in Due Course)  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:26:06pm

Black cop? Hmm.

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A Cranky One  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:26:22pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:26:32pm
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Teddy's Person  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:27:49pm
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FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Capt'n šŸ˜· Trips  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:28:02pm
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steve_davis  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:28:14pm

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

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ā€œfuck with the thumbā€™s up. I need several treats, motherfā€”ā€”-!ā€

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Dread Pirate Ron  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:31:58pm

re: #154 Teddyā€™s Person

Meanwhile across the pond:

Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom

Trips and falls can be hazardous.

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BigPapa  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:33:02pm

Your moment in art:

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Belafon  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:33:09pm

re: #155 FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Captā€™n šŸ˜· Trips

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The weather needs glasses. Colorado is way further east.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:33:25pm

re: #83 Dangerman

step back and see what this means in light of:

ā€œIf youā€™re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment,ā€ Trump said as a candidate in 2016ā€¦

Trump says ā€œif youā€™re innocent why are you taking the 5th amendment ?ā€

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A Mom Anon  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:35:34pm

So, my husband got me an early Christmas present. And I am crying like a baby nowā€¦.

I mean, what do you say to that? Except, I Love You.
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steve_davis  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:36:04pm

re: #61 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Iā€™ve scheduled a Phizer booster for Tuesday. My initial vaccinations were Moderna.

i think iā€™m going to break down and take a pfizer booster sometime in the coming week. I donā€™t even think Iā€™ll schedule it. Iā€™ve got a CVS local that apparently gives it, and Iā€™ll probably just walk in. Iā€™m not really looking forward to it, as the second dose left me pretty punky for two days after, and Iā€™m just not wanting to go through that again.

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FormerDirtDart šŸ•šŸ€ No Capt'n šŸ˜· Trips  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:36:35pm
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gocart mozart  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:36:54pm
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Jay C  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:38:57pm

re: #154 Teddyā€™s Person

Meanwhile across the pond:

Bomb squad called to Gloucestershire Royal Hospital after man gets WWII mortar stuck up his bottom

The local chemist run out of laxatives?

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Teddy's Person  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:39:09pm

re: #161 A Mom Anon

So, my husband got me an early Christmas present. And I am crying like a baby nowā€¦.

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You got yourself a good one!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:41:16pm

re: #143 darthstar

Iā€™m sure the Crumbleys are just out making America great again somehowā€¦

[EXT - Beachside road. Florida. Dusk]

As a blazing orange sunset covers the horizon, a beat-up Ford pickup truck with a Confederate Flag Decal races down the road, blaring a Toby Keith song from its open windows. We then go toā€¦

[INT. Truck cab]

MS. CRUBMLEY looks nervously at the driver (MR. CRUMBLEY) and then at her mobile phone. We can see it is running a GPS app that is directing them to Mar-A-Lago.

MR. CRUMBLEY
Itā€™s okay, honey. Weā€™re almost there. Theyā€™ll help us. I swear to you, theyā€™ll help us.

MS. CRUMBLEY doesnā€™t seem so sure of that. As she looks into the passenger side mirror, she notices flashing lights approaching quicklyā€¦

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:47:08pm

re: #162 steve_davis

i think iā€™m going to break down and take a pfizer booster sometime in the coming week. I donā€™t even think Iā€™ll schedule it. Iā€™ve got a CVS local that apparently gives it, and Iā€™ll probably just walk in. Iā€™m not really looking forward to it, as the second dose left me pretty punky for two days after, and Iā€™m just not wanting to go through that again.

My 2nd dose was pretty bad as well, fortunately I can think and understand that COVID is so much worse. Iā€™m getting the flu shot at the same time, and took the next day off so I donā€™t have to be productive.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:47:56pm

re: #154 Teddyā€™s Person

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:48:35pm

re: #162 steve_davis

i think iā€™m going to break down and take a pfizer booster sometime in the coming week. I donā€™t even think Iā€™ll schedule it. Iā€™ve got a CVS local that apparently gives it, and Iā€™ll probably just walk in. Iā€™m not really looking forward to it, as the second dose left me pretty punky for two days after, and Iā€™m just not wanting to go through that again.

Same. I just keep telling myself itā€™s way the fuck better than getting Covid.

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:51:52pm

re: #141 Eventual Carrion

Tweet, NO RUNNING AROUND THE POOL. TWEET TWEET, NO RUNNING AROUN ā€¦. aw screw it

weā€™re not runningā€¦ā€¦

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:53:30pm

re: #150 Belafon

If they killed a cop, which side would Republicans support?

whoever theyā€™re told to

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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:53:49pm

re: #154 Teddyā€™s Person

Wrecked him?

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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:54:47pm
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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:56:09pm

re: #173 jaunte

Wrecked him?

+1

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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:57:10pm

re: #170 Eclectic Cyborg

Same. I just keep telling myself itā€™s way the fuck better than getting Covid.

Thereā€™s a YouTube channel I watch where the host made a gleeful announcement that he was moving to TX to be nearer to some other YouTubers he worked with. Within a couple weeks of moving there, he was coughing up a storm, said his kids were all sick, disappeared for a month and has just started to reappear looking like crap.

I say get the shot.

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A Cranky One  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:57:13pm

re: #169 Charles Johnson

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Should have taken up music as a hobby instead.

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Jay C  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:58:34pm

Lā€™re: #177 A Cranky One

Should have taken up music as a hobby instead.

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Now thereā€™s a real ā€œwindā€ instrumentā€¦.

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jaunte  Dec 3, 2021 • 1:58:36pm

KEEP CALM
AND STOP SITTING
ON MORTAR SHELLS

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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:01:06pm

re: #177 A Cranky One

Should have taken up music as a hobby instead.

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That was a pretty small section in my high school band.

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aatharuv  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:03:33pm

re: #177 A Cranky One

Should have taken up music as a hobby instead.

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Heh, I played the Bass Clarinet in band one year in high school (after having played the regular (Soprano) Clarinet for many years.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:03:55pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:07:51pm

re: #182 Charles Johnson

Forgive my ignorance, but what is a VC?

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A Cranky One  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:08:01pm

re: #179 jaunte

KEEP CALM
AND STOP SITTING
ON MORTAR SHELLS

But, but what about explosive orgasims?

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EPR-radar  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:09:10pm

re: #168 Punish Domestic Terrorists

My 2nd dose was pretty bad as well, fortunately I can think and understand that COVID is so much worse. Iā€™m getting the flu shot at the same time, and took the next day off so I donā€™t have to be productive.

My reaction to Moderna booster wasnā€™t nearly as bad as my reaction to Moderna dose 2.

These things are pretty variable.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:09:12pm

re: #183 Eclectic Cyborg

Venture capitalist.

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darthstar  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:09:21pm

re: #176 stpaulbear

Thereā€™s a YouTube channel I watch where the host made a gleeful announcement that he was moving to TX to be nearer to some other YouTubers he worked with. Within a couple weeks of moving there, he was coughing up a storm, said his kids were all sick, disappeared for a month and has just started to reappear looking like crap.

I say get the shot.

Just left the house for lunch. Happy to see about a hundred people in line for their boosters at the pop up clinic on our street. All the seats were full.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:09:36pm

That tweet is referring to this article:

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:11:35pm

re: #183 Eclectic Cyborg

Forgive my ignorance, but what is a VC?

I thought the same thing. Viet Cong? Venture Capitalist?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:12:11pm

re: #189 Eventual Carrion

I thought the same thing. Viet Cong? Venture Capitalist?

Vicious Conservative.

:P

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:14:25pm
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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:15:11pm

re: #186 Charles Johnson

Venture capitalist.

I always call it Vulture capitalist, but Iā€™m old enough that the first thing I thought was Viet Cong.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:15:25pm

re: #177 A Cranky One

Should have taken up music as a hobby instead.

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Buttbouchure?

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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:20:13pm

re: #191 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

I suppose if someone bought all those titles and put them in a curbside library in front of their house near the school, it would get run over pretty quick by a pickup truck and the homeowner arrested for contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:22:30pm

re: #107 Barefoot Grin

ā€œHavenā€™t they suffered enough?ā€ //////

Wait until the lawsuits begin. Methinks thereā€™s a whole world of hurt in their futures.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:23:34pm

re: #195 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Wait until the lawsuits begin. Methinks thereā€™s a whole world of hurt in their futures.

Iā€™m sure there will be fundraisers to support whatever judgements may be handed down.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:23:35pm

re: #191 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

The Lottery?

Bloody hell, I remember reading that in 9th grade.

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A Cranky One  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:23:50pm

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:25:15pm

re: #198 A Cranky One

Iā€™d say it should be called ā€œWho Let the Dogs out?ā€, but unfortunately thatā€™s already takenā€¦

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Belafon  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:25:59pm

re: #191 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Including the Handmaidā€™s Tale makes it pretty obvious they donā€™t want their kids to find out what theyā€™re trying to do.

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sagehen  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:30:18pm

re: #137 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Does Tucker Carlson have a video crew with them?

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Does anybody here watch FBI: Most Wanted?

Iā€™m thinking thereā€™s a ā€˜ripped from the headlinesā€™ episode comingā€¦ (they already did a 1/6 episode)

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:31:55pm

re: #200 Belafon

Including the Handmaidā€™s Tale makes it pretty obvious they donā€™t want their kids to find out what theyā€™re trying to do.

V for Vendetta is also about an uprising against a Fascist regime.

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A Cranky One  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:35:36pm

re: #181 aatharuv

Heh, I played the Bass Clarinet in band one year in high school (after having played the regular (Soprano) Clarinet for many years.

I played in several symphony orchestras, so an familiar with the instrument. That experience turned me into an audiophile, since I knew well what all the instruments sound like.

I must confess missing the experience, the power of the orchestra from inside was awesome.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:37:21pm

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:42:55pm

re: #197 Eclectic Cyborg

The Lottery?

Bloody hell, I remember reading that in 9th grade.

We also read it in the 9th grade (in 1964). We had a super-religious kid in our class who was sophisticated enough to recognize it as an attack on his superstition and complain about it. I canā€™t remember which mob he belonged to, but they also refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance (which Repugs of course treat as a recent development by Demo-commies). Incidentally, Miles Hyman, whose graphic novel adaptation of ā€œThe Lotteryā€ was banned, is the grandson of the storyā€™s author, Shirley Jackson.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:51:10pm

I really like Boehlert, and I havenā€™t read the opinion piece by Bullock, but I agree with the sentiment in Bullockā€™s tweet instead of what I think was a near miss by Eric. Itā€™s not enough to fix the roads and build Broadband in rural America. There has to be a huge PR campaign around it that would include, yes, discussions in diners about why itā€™s the Democrats who get shit done.

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Decatur Deb  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:54:26pm

re: #189 Eventual Carrion

I thought the same thing. Viet Cong? Venture Capitalist?

Victoria Cross (recipient)

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gocart mozart  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:55:48pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:56:18pm

I wonder if the Leanderists will ban Moby Dick because the villainous whale is white? They even represent his badness as inherent in his nature; white=scary, gotta be CRT. Never mind that Captain Ahab is a drooling maniac in a position of power: They donā€™t have a problem with that.

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prairiefire  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:57:24pm

One of the great loves of my life, my LC grill panā¤ļø

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gocart mozart  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:58:05pm
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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:58:17pm

re: #210 prairiefire

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Yes. We have one, too. I havenā€™t used it in awhile, so thanks for the reminder.

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Jay C  Dec 3, 2021 • 2:58:44pm

re: #201 sagehen

Does anybody here watch FBI: Most Wanted?

Iā€™m thinking thereā€™s a ā€˜ripped from the headlinesā€™ episode comingā€¦ (they already did a 1/6 episode)

More like the other way round: the Crumbleysā€™ flight seems more like it was inspired by some hackneyed TV cop-drama theyā€™ve watched too much of.
Though hopefully they arenā€™t going to be counting on it ending in the typical TV cop-drama fashion, I.e. a loud shootoutā€¦ā€¦

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steve_davis  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:00:15pm

re: #82 stpaulbear

Great name!!

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all right, so now I have to post a new band, because you stole my Bubble Puppy one :-) Hereā€™s a band with a guitarist who really, painfully wants to be Richie Blackmore from one of the Tegrammaton albums, but the singer ultimately makes this worth it:

Irish Coffee - The Beginning of the End (1971)

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Decatur Deb  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:00:17pm

re: #209 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

I wonder if the Leanderists will ban Moby Dick because the villainous whale is white? They even represent his badness as inherent in his nature; white=scary, gotta be CRT. Never mind that Captain Ahab is a drooling maniac in a position of power: They donā€™t have a problem with that.

The story arc in Moby Dick reads quite differently if youā€™re, say, a whale.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:00:46pm

re: #182 Charles Johnson

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That VC is disgusting. Elizabethā€™s personal experience/opinion is ā€œidioticā€, but his is totes the one and only true way?
Fuck him.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:00:47pm

ā€œHow many David Dukes are there waiting in the wings without such a taint (of having worn a Nazi uniform and being the Grand Imperial Wizard of the KKK)?ā€ ā€”Ron Paul, 1990

Well, one at least. And getting shot didnā€™t seem to cause him to have a second look at his life decisions.

re: #211 gocart mozart

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:01:26pm

re: #186 Charles Johnson

Venture capitalist.

Vulture capitalist in his case, probably

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:01:28pm

re: #204 Punish Domestic Terrorists

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Ida changed that last panel
Abort or donā€™t.
ā€œMeā€ humanizes it (for them)

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Belafon  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:01:29pm

re: #206 Barefoot Grin

I really like Boehlert, and I havenā€™t read the opinion piece by Bullock, but I agree with the sentiment in Bullockā€™s tweet instead of what I think was a near miss by Eric. Itā€™s not enough to fix the roads and build Broadband in rural America. There has to be a huge PR campaign around it that would include, yes, discussions in diners about why itā€™s the Democrats who get shit done.

I havenā€™t read the article, but what kind of talking down do we do?

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:01:30pm

re: #206 Barefoot Grin

Governments always propagandize their own people, but I hope the goal of the US government will be to do as little as that as possible.

And this gets us to the ā€œruralā€ problem. No matter what program Biden and company may wish to bestow upon red-rural-America, there is no going back on the culture wars.

This is where I think our society has reached: weā€™re just going to have to wait until the Reaganism Republicans all die off.

In an ideal world people would all politely debate each other and be willing to follow the facts on whatever issue.

But we donā€™t live in an ideal world.

Still, I do think the Democrats have to be quite clear in their publicity.

It needs to be driven home daily that life in the 21st century requires 21st century solutions, not 18th century practices.

For a starters, I think Biden really needs to do a twice weakly TV/radio show. Iā€™ve written this before, and Iā€™ll repeat it again. Biden needs to be more visible and audible.

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Decatur Deb  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:02:52pm

re: #220 Belafon

I havenā€™t read the article, but what kind of talking down do we do?

Iā€™ve been caught using the subjunctive, south of the Pea River.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:03:47pm

re: #220 Belafon

I havenā€™t read the article, but what kind of talking down do we do?

I donā€™t want to argue about that part, but rather if the BBB passes I think it will be very importantā€”knowing that they think we talk down to themā€”to have a full-court press rather than constantly conceding rural America to the GOP. Thatā€™s where SCOTUS appointments dwell.

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Belafon  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:04:02pm

re: #221 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Who would it be carried by?

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:06:26pm

re: #206 Barefoot Grin

I really like Boehlert, and I havenā€™t read the opinion piece by Bullock, but I agree with the sentiment in Bullockā€™s tweet instead of what I think was a near miss by Eric. Itā€™s not enough to fix the roads and build Broadband in rural America. There has to be a huge PR campaign around it that would include, yes, discussions in diners about why itā€™s the Democrats who get shit done.

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Ok, Dems ā€œneed toā€ ā€œshow up, listen, and respect voters in rural America by finding common ground instead of talking down to them,ā€

what does ā€œrural Americaā€ ā€œneedā€ to do?

Anything at all?

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:07:53pm

I guess it was dumb to post based on a tweet from an opinion I havenā€™t even read. But Iā€™ll own it. I stand by my other points. My extended family were reliable Dems in my dadā€™s generation (farmers in Illinois), but the next generations became increasingly attracted to local Republicans who then took that support to presidential elections. Their kids (in their 20s and young 30s) became Trumpists. The message was lost in there somewhere.

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Dangerman  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:08:22pm

re: #215 Decatur Deb

The story arc in Moby Dick reads quite differently if youā€™re, say, a whale.

How can a whale hold a book and keep the right page open?

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Decatur Deb  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:09:27pm

re: #227 Dangerman

How can a whale hold a book and keep the right page open?

Gotta keep kraken those books.

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sagehen  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:09:32pm

Kurstin x Grohl: The Hanukkah Sessions 2021: Night Six

Dec 3, 2021 ā€¢ While he claims a secular Long Island upbringing (and has songs full of Catholic and Italian imagery), Billy Joel remains one of the great Jews of musical scriptureā€”hereā€™s his ultimate ode to a true Macher: ā€œBig Shot!ā€

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:10:54pm

re: #177 A Cranky One

Should have taken up music as a hobby instead.

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So thatā€™s the company that also makes the special mortar shellā€¦

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stpaulbear  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:11:18pm

re: #214 steve_davis

all right, so now I have to post a new band, because you stole my Bubble Puppy one :-) Hereā€™s a band with a guitarist who really, painfully wants to be Richie Blackmore from one of the Tegrammaton albums, but the singer ultimately makes this worth it:

Taken a look at my name icon. Iā€™ve had it for quite a while now.

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Jay C  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:11:53pm

re: #206 Barefoot Grin

I really like Boehlert, and I havenā€™t read the opinion piece by Bullock, but I agree with the sentiment in Bullockā€™s tweet instead of what I think was a near miss by Eric. Itā€™s not enough to fix the roads and build Broadband in rural America. There has to be a huge PR campaign around it that would include, yes, discussions in diners about why itā€™s the Democrats who get shit done.

Yeah, but what neither guy seems to want to face (and what SO many politicians and political commentators tiptoe around), is that the real ā€œappealā€ to so (too) many of those ā€œruralā€ voters is that Republicans make their main political pitch by pandering to peoplesā€™ prejudices and painting their opponents as ā€œenemiesā€ implacably hostile to them and their entire ā€œcultureā€. So pointing out that Democrats ā€œget shit doneā€ - however true it is, and however much gets done, isnā€™t going to garner many votes when the other sideā€™s appeal is mostly to simply paint the Ds as communist atheist baby-killer race-traitorsā€¦.

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Decatur Deb  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:12:40pm

re: #230 Rightwingconspirator

So thatā€™s the company that also makes the special mortar shellā€¦

The photo that accompanied that article was not a mortar, it was for something breech-loaded, though that could be another problem.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:13:33pm

re: #233 Decatur Deb

The photo that accompanied that article was not a mortar, it was for something breech-loaded, though that could be another problem.

Fire in the hole?

*DUCKS*

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:14:05pm

re: #232 Jay C

Yeah, but what neither guy seems to want to face (and what SO many politicians and political commentators tiptoe around), is that the real ā€œappealā€ to so (too) many of those ā€œruralā€ voters is that Republicans make their main political pitch by pandering to peoplesā€™ prejudices and painting their opponents as ā€œenemiesā€ implacably hostile to them and their entire ā€œcultureā€. So pointing out that Democrats ā€œget shit doneā€ - however true it is, and however much gets done, isnā€™t going to garner many votes when the other sideā€™s appeal is mostly to simply paint the Ds as communist atheist baby-killer race-traitorsā€¦.

Welp, gotta start somewhere. Otherwise itā€™s just conceded territory. The New Deal is why my family were Dems.

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Belafon  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:14:31pm

re: #226 Barefoot Grin

I guess it was dumb to post based on a tweet from an opinion I havenā€™t even read. But Iā€™ll own it. I stand by my other points. My extended family were reliable Dems in my dadā€™s generation (farmers in Illinois), but the next generations became increasingly attracted to local Republicans who then took that support to presidential elections. Their kids (in their 20s and young 30s) became Trumpists. The message was lost in there somewhere.

Sounds like the switch occurred when Democrats started openly supporting minority rights, like what happened here in Texas.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:15:47pm

Iā€™ve made the same points in my head to Anymouseā€™s posts, but the difference is that IF BBB passes, there will be something to showā€”you canā€™t let that go to waste, and you canā€™t get the message across entirely with media ads. There has to be groundwork. Thatā€™s all.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:17:42pm

re: #236 Belafon

Sounds like the switch occurred when Democrats started openly supporting minority rights, like what happened here in Texas.

Iā€™m not saying it wonā€™t be the hardest sell theyā€™ve faced, but why not try. Say you get just a fraction of white voters to change their minds on purely economic groundsā€”it would be worth it.

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Belafon  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:19:45pm

re: #237 Barefoot Grin

Agree. And we can send Biden, Harris, Pelosi, Pete, AOC, and Omar to talk about it. :)

Maybe Bullock can do it in Montana with some help from Biden. But i am curious what you think rural voters might want that doesnā€™t involve screwing minorities, womenā€™s rights, or gay rights.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:20:45pm

Anyway, thanks for your responses. Time for dinner. If I can, Iā€™m going to chime back in later, but not on this. I really donā€™t have a deeper point than ā€œBBB would be the New Deal equivalent and it has to be sold to at least gain a few seats in the states that seem poised to control our lives in the coming years.ā€ Thank you for listening to my Fred Talk.

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:25:31pm

re: #233 Decatur Deb

The photo that accompanied that article was not a mortar, it was for something breech-loaded, though that could be another problem.

It got ā€œbreech loadedā€ alright lol

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darthstar  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:25:34pm

re: #145 EPR-radar

I think they will suicide by cop. Hopefully they donā€™t take anyone else with them.

I donā€™t care if they suicide by cop. But I want their kid to stay in prison until heā€™s 40.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:25:39pm

re: #225 Dangerman

Ok, Dems ā€œneed toā€ ā€œshow up, listen, and respect voters in rural America by finding common ground instead of talking down to them,ā€

what does ā€œrural Americaā€ ā€œneedā€ to do?

Anything at all?

rural America needs to grow the fuck upā€¦BackwoodsSleuth, rural American

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A Cranky One  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:29:04pm

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Jay C  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:29:40pm

re: #242 darthstar

I donā€™t care if they suicide by cop. But I want their kid to stay in prison until heā€™s 40 65.

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Punish Domestic Terrorists  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:30:04pm
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EPR-radar  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:32:14pm

re: #216 Backwoods_Sleuth

That VC is disgusting. Elizabethā€™s personal experience/opinion is ā€œidioticā€, but his is totes the one and only true way?
Fuck him.

VCs tend to have very serious god complexes.

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EPR-radar  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:35:02pm

re: #221 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

For a starters, I think Biden really needs to do a twice weakly TV/radio show. Iā€™ve written this before, and Iā€™ll repeat it again. Biden needs to be more visible and audible.

This. I see this as necessary and truthful D propaganda, much like allied propaganda in WWII could be (and mostly was, IIRC) truthful.

D messaging canā€™t be left to the mercy of mass media that is under enemy control.

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darthstar  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:35:39pm

re: #246 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Lawyers say parents of Oxford High suspect returning to area as authorities search for them (Detroit News)

Theyā€™re coming back to turn themselves inā€¦they really didnā€™t runā€¦they just remembered they left their passports in the underwear drawer.

Fuck those parents with a rolled up set of charges.

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steve_davis  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:36:44pm

re: #205 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

We also read it in the 9th grade (in 1964). We had a super-religious kid in our class who was sophisticated enough to recognize it as an attack on his superstition and complain about it. I canā€™t remember which mob he belonged to, but they also refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance (which Repugs of course treat as a recent development by Demo-commies). Incidentally, Miles Hyman, whose graphic novel adaptation of ā€œThe Lotteryā€ was banned, is the grandson of the storyā€™s author, Shirley Jackson.

He would have been Amish, and yes, a story about people stoning a sacrificial victim in order to bring in a good harvest, because thatā€™s the way itā€™s done, would probably have had the Amish squeaking around uncomfortably in their desks.

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A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!  Dec 3, 2021 • 3:46:25pm

re: #197 Eclectic Cyborg

The Lottery?

Bloody hell, I remember reading that in 9th grade.

Pretty sure we read it in sixth grade. (I know we read it, not 100% sure what year. We read Jonathan Swiftā€™s ā€œModest Proposalā€ around then too. Everyone recognized that it was satire.)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 3, 2021 • 4:36:56pm

re: #246 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Lawyers say parents of Oxford High suspect returning to area as authorities search for them (Detroit News)

That headline is from before they hit the road. Article has been updated.

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austin_blue  Dec 3, 2021 • 4:45:51pm

re: #140 Backwoods_Sleuth

I think that last pup found a forever home before even entering the stadium

Zenit Saint Petersberg


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