Video: Jordan Klepper’s Year of Bad Craziness

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Capitol insurrectionists. LA “wellness” anti-vaxxers. Iowans who still think Trump won. Jordan Klepper saw it all in 2021. #DailyShow #JordanKlepper

0:00 - JORDAN KLEPPER SEES IT ALL AT THE CAPITOL INSURRECTION
6:25 - ASKING TRUMP SUPPORTERS: IMPEACHMENT V1 OR V2?
12:21 - ARIZONA’S VOTE RECOUNT
18:03 - JORDAN KLEPPER VS. THE MYPILLOW GUY
24:48 - DEBATING ANTI-VAX MANDATE PROTESTERS IN NYC
30:49 - THE FIGHT OVER MASKS IN SCHOOLS
36:46 - JORDAN KLEPPER VS. IOWANS WHO THINK TRUMP WON
42:51 - JORDAN KLEPPER TAKES ON LA ANTI-VAXXERS & “WELLNESS” CULTURE
50:12 - JORDAN KLEPPER FINGERS THE PULSE: NEW VARIANTS EDITION

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1
jaunte  Dec 31, 2021 • 10:43:57am
2
Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 10:44:13am

re: #378 jaunte

I don’t know why some people today assume people 2,000 years ago were too stupid to figure out a way to carry small items.

Today’s stupid people think everyone is/was like them

3
Dave In Austin  Dec 31, 2021 • 10:45:56am
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austin_blue  Dec 31, 2021 • 10:53:26am

re: #3 Dave In Austin

Mortherfucking sonsabitches….

5
mmmirele  Dec 31, 2021 • 10:54:31am

Here’s an update on the Let’s Go Brandon shitcoin, aka a conversation between my friend the crypto expert and a (small) investor.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:00:06am
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Charles Johnson  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:00:51am
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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:02:29am

re: #6 Charles Johnson

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Why dont we all cut mouth holes in our masks and keep them on to eat…?

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danarchy  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:03:15am

re: #4 austin_blue

Mortherfucking sonsabitches….

Well the building was under renovation so let’s wait for the investigation before blaming anyone.

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mmmirele  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:09:13am

re: #10 danarchy

Well the building was under renovation so let’s wait for the investigation before blaming anyone.

That’s true, but there are asshats out there who…well…

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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:13:43am

re: #11 mmmirele

That’s true, but there are asshats out there who…well…

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“nobody was hurt” is 2A logic that if I pull a gun in a threatening way, but don’t shoot it, nothing should happen to me.

supposing i shoot at you and miss? After all , nobody was hurt…..

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:16:08am

re: #11 mmmirele

But when they can claim it’s BLM… Every scratch, each graffiti is terible.

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:17:27am

re: #7 Charles Johnson

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:18:31am

re: #6 Charles Johnson

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Can’t verify, but some are saying that her mother lives there. If so, it’s hard to visit your mother in FL if you are in NYC.

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Crush White Nationalism  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:19:28am
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Dr Lizardo  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:19:50am

Coming over the wires that Betty White has died.

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:20:37am

re: #17 Dr Lizardo

Coming over the wires that Betty White has died.

Oh no

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:20:42am

re: #17 Dr Lizardo

Coming over the wires that Betty White has died.

NO!!!!! Not like this!

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:21:20am

re: #13 Rightwingconspirator

But when they can claim it’s BLM… Every scratch, each graffiti is terible.

Or, according to unvaxed and now covid+ Minnesota Vikings QB Kirk Cousins’ evangelist father, BLM is a satanic movement. (phew, that was quite a sentence.)

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:21:54am

re: #18 Rightwingconspirator

re: #19 Dopamine Fish

So far, only seeing it on the usual gossip sites like TMZ and Daily Mail. If it’s true, it should be confirmed by mainstream sources soon enough.

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:22:37am

re: #21 Dr Lizardo

So far, only seeing it on the usual gossip sites like TMZ and Daily Mail. If it’s true, it should be confirmed by mainstream sources soon enough.

Daily Fail I don’t believe as a matter of routine, but TMZ isn’t quite that bad.

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dharmamark  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:23:20am

re: #17 Dr Lizardo

Fuck 2021.

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:23:35am

re: #22 Dopamine Fish

Daily Fail I don’t believe as a matter of routine, but TMZ isn’t quite that bad.

Yeah, TMZ was the first to report on Kobe Bryant.

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:24:42am

Here’s the TMZ story - also, just noticed Drudge is directly linking the TMZ story on his site.

tmz.com

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Crush White Nationalism  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:25:49am

re: #23 dharmamark

Fuck 2021.

Living to 99.9 while still sharp and active is not a tragedy. It’s sad, and the timing is terrible with the upcoming celebration planned, but that’s a good long life.

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Thanos  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:27:21am

re: #19 Dopamine Fish

NO!!!!! Not like this!

Looking hoaxy to me, nothing from reuters, ap, hollywood reporter, deadline. Until I see it there… I mean just yesterday she was saying that Ryan Reynolds still can’t get over her.

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:27:22am

re: #26 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Living to 99.9 while still sharp and active is not a tragedy. It’s sad, and the timing is terrible with the upcoming celebration planned, but that’s a good long life.

Damn straight. That most of us should be so lucky.

RIP.

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Thanos  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:28:26am

I don’t think she’s dead, but she is older than sliced bread.

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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:29:51am

re: #11 mmmirele

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Dave In Austin  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:30:10am

Awesome 9 min. Run on the Texas Governor and what a shitheel he is.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:33:43am

At 99 it can be a day-to-day thing. One morning I got a call from my grandmother’s neighbor who explained that she had knocked in g’mother’s door to take her to breakfast but couldn’t get a response. So I drove over—she lived only a couple of blocks away—and found g’mother all dressed up and sitting in a chair waiting to go. She just looked like she was asleep. She was 98. She had literally been on the phone just an hour before with the neighbor. RIP Betty White.

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:35:07am

re: #32 Barefoot Grin

At 99 it can be a day-to-day thing. One morning I got a call from my grandmother’s neighbor who explained that she had knocked in g’mother’s door to take her to breakfast but couldn’t get a response. So I drove over—she lived only a couple of blocks away—and found g’mother all dressed up and sitting in a chair waiting to go. She just looked like she was asleep. She was 98. She had literally been on the phone just an hour before with the neighbor. RIP Betty White.

Hell, Prince Philip died at 99. Personally, I’d say anything over 90 is a “day-to-day thing”.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:38:09am

Most popular answer is “FUCK OFF!” or some variation thereof. I second that.

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jaunte  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:44:54am
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Dr Lizardo  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:45:38am

Hate to say it, but looks like the reports of Betty White’s passing are true. Her agent confirmed it in this blurb from People magazine:

“Even though Betty was about to be 100, I thought she would live forever,” her agent and close friend Jeff Witjas tells PEOPLE in a statement on Friday. “I will miss her terribly and so will the animal world that she loved so much. I don’t think Betty ever feared passing because she always wanted to be with her most beloved husband Allen Ludden. She believed she would be with him again.”

people.com

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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:46:04am

Here’s a People article about her death: news.google.com

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gocart mozart  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:46:18am

Youtube Video

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:47:00am

People Mag has it now, quoting her agent:
Betty White, The Golden Girls and Hot in Cleveland Star, Dead at 99

RIP, Betty. It was quite a show.

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BigPapa  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:47:04am

re: #38 gocart mozart

LOL I was gonna post that Toto video.

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gocart mozart  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:50:07am

Youtube Video

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:50:11am

Wassup?

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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:53:44am
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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:54:08am

re: #42 Nyet

Wassup?

Read up a few.

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:54:19am

Iframe

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BigPapa  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:54:21am

re: #42 Nyet

Wassup?

HELLO NEWMAN

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:55:02am

re: #46 BigPapa

HELLO NEWMAN

YES I AM NEW DO I BRING BEER

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Dave In Austin  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:57:05am
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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:57:28am

re: #47 Nyet

YES I AM NEW DO I BRING BEER

Hi friend.

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:59:04am

re: #49 Dopamine Fish

Hi friend.

Hey. I’m more or less totally divorced from the American political reality now. Those were the days. How have you been?

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 11:59:35am

re: #50 Nyet

Hey. I’m more or less totally divorced from the American political reality now. Those were the days. How have you been?

In general, not good, but I’m still here.

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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:00:53pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:01:23pm

There will ever be another like Betty White.

How many performers have been able to entertain like, seven different generations of people and be almost universally loved and be both charming and badass to their dying day?

One of a fucking kind, she was.

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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:01:26pm
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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:01:49pm

re: #51 Dopamine Fish

:(
If one is here, then not everything is lost…

Let’s hope the next year won’t be as shitty as the last two ones.

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:02:15pm

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:02:50pm

re: #56 Nyet

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:03:06pm

re: #56 Nyet

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Decatur Deb  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:05:42pm

So now it’s just us and Keith Richards.

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:05:45pm

re: #58 A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:06:38pm

re: #38 gocart mozart

She passed??!!! What the ..? So sorry to hear this news! What a great legacy she leaves behind.

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:06:44pm

re: #59 Decatur Deb

So now it’s just us and Keith Richards.

And Queen Elizabeth II.

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Teukka  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:07:23pm

re: #56 Nyet

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Decatur Deb  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:07:39pm

re: #62 Dr Lizardo

And Queen Elizabeth II.

And a shitload of fossil fascists who have overstayed their welcome.

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:07:55pm

It’s like this year had to emphasize how shitty it was…

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:09:44pm

re: #59 Decatur Deb

So now it’s just us and Keith Richards.

William Shatner is still going at 90-something.

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Teddy's Person  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:09:51pm

re: #56 Nyet

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:10:22pm

re: #64 Decatur Deb

And a shitload of fossil fascists who have overstayed their welcome.

Yep. I mean, of all people, it had to be Betty White. And not, let’s say….Steve Bannon.

I’ve read, and it was quite awhile ago, that when the Queen shuffles off this mortal coil, there’s something called “Operation London Bridge” that goes into effect - it’s a series of protocols affecting communications regarding her death and the subsequent official period of mourning and investiture of the new monarch.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:10:34pm

re: #21 Dr Lizardo

So far, only seeing it on the usual gossip sites like TMZ and Daily Mail. If it’s true, it should be confirmed by mainstream sources soon enough.

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Teukka  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:10:50pm

Disturbed “The Sound Of Silence” 03/28/16

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:10:52pm

re: #65 Nyet

It’s like this year had to emphasize how shitty it was…

2022: Watch what I’m going to do on New Year’s weekend.

2021: Hold my beer.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:12:19pm

re: #56 Nyet

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:13:45pm

re: #56 Nyet

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:13:56pm

re: #67 Teddy’s Person

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:15:03pm

Ran across this today while surfing the web. Recommended for people pissed off about our pandemic.

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:15:51pm

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Rightwingconspirator  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:16:13pm

re: #56 Nyet

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:17:43pm

re: #76 Nyet

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No Malarkey!  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:18:13pm

re: #66 Eclectic Cyborg

William Shatner is still going at 90-something.

Into spaaaace!

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:20:21pm

re: #76 Nyet

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Teddy's Person  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:21:06pm

re: #74 Nyet

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:21:38pm
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Decatur Deb  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:22:04pm

re: #76 Nyet

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:24:32pm

Youtube Video

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:25:05pm

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Captain Magic  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:26:23pm

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Charles Johnson  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:26:45pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:27:15pm

Youtube Video

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:28:07pm

LOL

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:29:21pm

re: #89 Backwoods_Sleuth

explain their smolness

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:30:54pm

Ten years ago today, my parting message to the lepertarian scam known as the Lubbock business community:

Pro-tip for the Lubbock “bidness” community. If you resent federal and state bureaucrats “interfering” in your business and oppressing your sacred entrepreneurial prerogatives, try OBEYING THE LAW and DOING THE RIGHT THING. You would be amazed at how these simple business habits will keep the Department of Labor, OSHA, and the Texas Workforce Commission out of your face and your books.

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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:34:10pm

re: #89 Backwoods_Sleuth

There were two really small dogs counting as one.

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gocart mozart  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:36:04pm

Youtube Video

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Thanos  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:42:27pm

Well rats. I guess she really is dead, I feel badly now.

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Captain Magic  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:46:34pm

Lake Superior State University has published their annual Banned Phrases/words.:

1. Wait, what?
2. No worries
3. At the end of the day
4. That being said
5. Asking for a friend
6. Circle back
7. Deep dive
8. New normal
9. You’re on mute
10. Supply chain

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:47:38pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:47:59pm

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:48:30pm
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austin_blue  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:50:02pm

Reading about the fire in Colorado reminded me of our own brush with what folks in Fire County routinely suffer from:

en.wikipedia.org

That was decade ago, and I can still smell it.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:50:18pm

re: #89 Backwoods_Sleuth

The answer is obviously 42.

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Dave In Austin  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:50:58pm

re: #56 Nyet

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Mattand  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:51:50pm

re: #95 Captain Magic

Lake Superior State University has published their annual Banned Phrases/words.:

1. Wait, what?
2. No worries
3. At the end of the day
4. That being said
5. Asking for a friend
6. Circle back
7. Deep dive
8. New normal
9. You’re on mute
10. Supply chain

“Woke culture” should be at the top of that list.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:52:24pm

re: #102 Mattand

“Woke culture” should be at the top of that list.

“cancel culture”

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Mattand  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:53:28pm

re: #103 Backwoods_Sleuth

“cancel culture”

I retract my statement, LOL

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austin_blue  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:54:40pm

Critics Racial Theorums

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:54:59pm

I didn’t even know about Knowing, but now that I know I have to see it:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:55:09pm
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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:56:02pm

re: #100 Charles Johnson

The answer is obviously 42.

Not me:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:56:07pm
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PhillyPretzel  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:56:09pm

Just catching up with the thread and Betty White’s death stunned me. I remember when she did Tastykake commercials.

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:56:55pm

re: #101 Dave In Austin

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:57:08pm

That Golden Girls reunion going on in Heaven right now must be lit, man.

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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:57:31pm

re: #106 Barefoot Grin

I didn’t even know about Knowing, but now that I know I have to see it:

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It was an interesting movie. Cage just wasn’t quite the right fit even though I knew some rather off professors.

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gocart mozart  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:58:01pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:58:57pm

re: #108 Belafon

Believe it or not that’s actually me!

The LGF hive mind is in sync, it appears.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:59:00pm
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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 12:59:56pm
A Louisiana judge has resigned weeks after a video from her home showed her repeatedly using the N-word, KLFY reports.

Judge Michelle Odinet blamed the incident on her “fragile” mental state at the time and use of sedatives.

when you cant get by in louisiana…

ps - her ‘excuse’ is bullshit
- as if a known side effect of a fragile mental state + sedatives is racism
- doesnt explain the rest of her family

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:01:04pm

re: #113 Belafon

It was an interesting movie. Cage just wasn’t quite the right fit even though I knew some rather off professors.

Knowing wasn’t a bad film at all. Cage was miscast, IMHO. That being said, I did see Pig and damn, he was great in that film.

Looking forward to this one, too:

Youtube Video

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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:01:36pm

re: #116 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Mattand  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:01:39pm

I was just picking through the Klepper video.

I realize how lucky I am to not have to deal with these types of people, be it family, friends or coworkers, on a daily basis. I really don’t know how some of you do it.

I’m also grateful every day that my dad, despite not being the most open minded of people, never fell down that fucking rabbit hole.

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No Malarkey!  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:01:55pm

re: #108 Belafon

Not me:

Wouldn’t 42 small dogs be just 35 more than 7 large dogs?

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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:02:23pm

re: #112 Eclectic Cyborg

That Golden Girls reunion going on in Heaven right now must be lit, man.

…and you know they got a hell of a band…

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A Mom Anon  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:04:06pm

re: #117 Dangerman

Racism is learned, it has to be taught. I learned this from my years as a preschool teacher. Color wasn’t a thing with little ones, they all had friends they were soooo happy to see in the morning drop off times. The preschool I worked at was part of a private elementary school, I tutored there or substituted sometimes, and that’s where you could see some of the influences of home show up, around 5th grade. It wasn’t a rampant problem, but it popped up now and then.

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retired cynic  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:05:25pm

re: #123 A Mom Anon

Agree, as a music teacher who taught K thru High School. Fifth grade was when things started to change. They started to really branch out then.

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stpaulbear  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:05:45pm

re: #123 A Mom Anon

Youve Got To Be Carefully Taught

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PhillyPretzel  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:07:21pm

re: #123 A Mom Anon

In the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical South Pacific the song “You’ve Got to be Carefully Taught” brings that home.

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retired cynic  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:07:51pm

re: #119 Belafon

“I say she’s 100. She had 24 Leap Years, that’s an extra 24 days getting her past 1/17. This is the exception all of mankind needs right now

Absolutely. She had almost finished her 100 years. My MIL came even closer: just missed by a few days. She was 100, in my book.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:08:48pm
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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:08:48pm

re: #119 Belafon

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dangermom’s dad (my granddad) lived to just before his 94th birthday.
He lived to 94.
It was also a few months before his and grandma’s 70th wedding anniversary.
Yeah, they were married for 70 years.
Grandma went on for quite some time to pass just shy of her 105th birthday.
Grandma lived to 105.

you don’t have to pass “Go” for it to count.

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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:09:21pm

re: #121 No Malarkey!

Wouldn’t 42 small dogs be just 35 more than 7 large dogs?

therein lies the poorly worded question

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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:10:39pm

re: #123 A Mom Anon

Racism is learned, it has to be taught. I learned this from my years as a preschool teacher. Color wasn’t a thing with little ones, they all had friends they were soooo happy to see in the morning drop off times. The preschool I worked at was part of a private elementary school, I tutored there or substituted sometimes, and that’s where you could see some of the influences of home show up, around 5th grade. It wasn’t a rampant problem, but it popped up now and then.

indeed

xox on the chicken. sounds like an ez winner.

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Captain Magic  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:10:42pm

Quite a feat of Lego wizardry here:

Youtube Video

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:13:22pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:16:53pm
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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:18:46pm

re: #132 Captain Magic

Quite a feat of Lego wizardry here:

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Video

if im ever lost in the woods and i need shelter, now i know how to build a log house.
first, find a bunch of cucumbers…

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Jay C  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:19:27pm

re: #108 Belafon

Not me:

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OK, maybe it is just my inbred innumeracy keeping me from seeing the “answer” here, but maybe someone more math-savvy (i.e. probably anybody) can explain it.

49 dogs total.
36 more small dogs. (as I read it, 36 small and 13 large)
“How many more small dogs”??

Is the “stumper” that the answer is actually given in the question (i.e. “36”), or am I missing something?

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gocart mozart  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:19:41pm
138
Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:21:31pm

re: #136 Jay C

It’s 36 more small dogs than large dogs. So it can’t be 36 small dogs and 13 large dogs; that means that the number of small dogs is only 23 more than the number of large dogs. Doing the math according to the problem, you get 6.5 large dogs and 42.5 small dogs, which is… problematic.

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Teddy's Person  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:24:54pm

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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:25:50pm

re: #136 Jay C

OK, maybe it is just my inbred innumeracy keeping me from seeing the “answer” here, but maybe someone more math-savvy (i.e. probably anybody) can explain it.

49 dogs total.
36 more small dogs. (as I read it, 36 small and 13 large)
“How many more small dogs”??

Is the “stumper” that the answer is actually given in the question (i.e. “36”), or am I missing something?

L - S = 36
total = 49
49-36 = 13
one half of 13 is 6.5
36+6.5 = small dogs 42.5 - yeah there can’t be half a dog, unless it’s a hotdog

there must be 39 more small than large
small = 42.5
large = 6.5
42.5-6.5 = 36

13 large and 36 small means only a 23 dog difference

how’d i do?

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Teddy's Person  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:26:05pm
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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:27:19pm

re: #139 Teddy’s Person

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i’m waiting for the day when someone can prove that it isn’t always what it is

i’d even settle for it is what it isn’t

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Teddy's Person  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:28:02pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:29:39pm

As fires ravage Boulder County CO my brother is snowed in on I70 in Dotsero CO
The snows should be now jumping over the eastern Rockies

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:30:40pm

re: #142 Dangerman

i’m waiting for the day when someone can prove that it isn’t always what it is

i’d even settle for it is what it isn’t

Youtube Video

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:32:58pm
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Dave In Austin  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:33:00pm

re: #111 Nyet

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stpaulbear  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:34:34pm

TFG is probably looking for a way to steal attention from Betty White. The obvious one is not coming to mind.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:37:21pm

re: #148 stpaulbear

I’d like to see him him try if only to enjoy the epic dog pile that would follow.

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gocart mozart  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:37:22pm
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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:37:33pm

re: #138 Dopamine Fish

It’s 36 more small dogs than large dogs. So it can’t be 36 small dogs and 13 large dogs; that means that the number of small dogs is only 23 more than the number of large dogs. Doing the math according to the problem, you get 6.5 large dogs and 42.5 small dogs, which is… problematic.

Actually, it’s 42 small dogs, seven large ones and one cat. Disqualified.

ETA: SIX large dogs. Sheesh.

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darthstar  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:40:14pm

Fuck.

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:40:28pm

re: #56 Nyet

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TedStriker  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:41:18pm

re: #150 gocart mozart

If you’re going out, go out with a bang…

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Dave In Austin  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:42:17pm
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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:42:55pm

re: #151 A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!

Actually, it’s 42 small dogs, seven large ones and one cat. Disqualified.

my first thought was how did they sign up?
they dont even have thumbs

and do not tell me hur hur yes they ‘can’
it’s awfully clear at 16 seconds in

YouTube

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PhillyPretzel  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:43:20pm

re: #56 Nyet

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Patricia Kayden  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:43:50pm
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Captain Magic  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:44:54pm

re: #151 A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!

Actually, it’s 42 small dogs, seven large ones and one cat. Disqualified.

The breeder who created Ozzie has a male neutered that I am trying to see if I can make arrangements to pick him up:

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:46:16pm

re: #159 Captain Magic

The breeder who created Ozzie has a male neutered that I am trying to see if I can make arrangements to pick him up:

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He’s a looker. Good luck with him.

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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:46:34pm

re: #155 Dave In Austin

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c’mon Fox, you can do it:

Ron DeSantis has not shown up for work in several weeks. Instead he took unscheduled personal time for a medical problem he doesn’t even have

we can add a second head of state to TFG who apparently cannot travel and work at the same time, like Biden does all the time.

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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:47:43pm

re: #155 Dave In Austin

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further, and so his press secretary lied to us about ‘vacationing’

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darthstar  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:48:01pm

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:48:26pm

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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:49:23pm

re: #163 darthstar

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the musical version

YouTube

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The Pie Overlord!  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:49:36pm

OKBAI Lizards have a Happy New Year!

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Teukka  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:53:08pm

re: #166 The Pie Overlord!

OKBAI Lizards have a Happy New Year!

Likewise :)

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darthstar  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:53:27pm

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nines09  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:53:32pm

re: #155 Dave In Austin

But Biden went home to Delaware.
Fuck off.

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:53:33pm

re: #166 The Pie Overlord!

Happy New Year Babushka!

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PhillyPretzel  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:53:36pm

re: #166 The Pie Overlord!

Yes. A very Happy New Year to all of us.

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gocart mozart  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:53:36pm

LOL

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JC1  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:58:16pm

re: #136 Jay C

OK, maybe it is just my inbred innumeracy keeping me from seeing the “answer” here, but maybe someone more math-savvy (i.e. probably anybody) can explain it.

49 dogs total.
36 more small dogs. (as I read it, 36 small and 13 large)
“How many more small dogs”??

Is the “stumper” that the answer is actually given in the question (i.e. “36”), or am I missing something?

By your reasoning, there would be 23 more small dogs. With the information provided you can’t get an an integer answer. You rnd up with .5 dogs unless there’s an odd number of medium dogs that isn’t mentioned.

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Dave In Austin  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:59:37pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:59:49pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Dec 31, 2021 • 1:59:53pm

Just gonna put this down right here…

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austin_blue  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:02:31pm

re: #163 darthstar

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Boo!

{snort}

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Decatur Deb  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:03:14pm

The discussion of Betty White’s death on Free Republic is entirely in line with the comments here. So there’s that.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:03:36pm

re: #174 Dave In Austin

From the replies:

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:03:41pm

re: #176 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

Yeah, I’m all out of fucks to give myself.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:05:12pm

re: #118 Dr Lizardo

Knowing wasn’t a bad film at all. Cage was miscast, IMHO. That being said, I did see Pig and damn, he was great in that film.

Looking forward to this one, too:

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Just saw Pig a few days ago and LOL’ed with someone who said it’s like a cross between a John Wick movie and Ratatouille. I loved it.

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A Mom Anon  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:05:17pm

re: #176 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

Yeah, funny how that always seems to happen. Wingnut creates a worse disaster by being an incompetent shitmuffin, blames democrats and liberal policies for it and then begs for help from the devil federal government after things go off the rails. Which could have been at least partly avoided by doing the right thing in the first damned place.

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PhillyPretzel  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:06:31pm

re: #178 Decatur Deb

I loved her in The Golden Girls. She was great.

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Alephnaught  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:10:37pm
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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:11:40pm

re: #137 gocart mozart

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“I would never say people on Facebook are losers…because I’m polite.” That was great.

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:14:56pm

re: #56 Nyet

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nines09  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:16:49pm

re: #56 Nyet

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:18:24pm

re: #155 Dave In Austin

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OK. That’s explanation number 2. Much more heart tugging than the “vacation” statement, so maybe this will work. And my wife went through cancer treatments. I would take her to the clinic, they would hook her up through her port, do treatment, then we would come home. Not 12 days straight. Maybe hers is different.

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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:21:00pm

re: #188 Eventual Carrion

OK. That’s explanation number 2. Much more heart tugging than the “vacation” statement, so maybe this will work. And my wife went through cancer treatments. I would take her to the clinic, they would hook her up through her port, do treatment, then we would come home. Not 12 days straight. Maybe hers is different.

the first ‘explanation’ - vacationing - was a lie

like tfg lied when he went for his colonoscopy - at least that was him and not a family member

and we knew where he was, just not why

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(((Archangel1)))  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:21:47pm

Well, 20 minutes into 2022, so far so good!
Wherever you are and whenever you mark it, happy new year my fellow lizards! :)

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:22:20pm

re: #172 gocart mozart

LOL

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Strapped, Edna

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:23:27pm

I’ve been errand running all day. Stores have been busy but I got every. single. thing I wanted.

The places I went to had good stock of all essentials.

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:24:05pm

re: #192 Eclectic Cyborg

I’ve been errand running all day. Stores have been busy but I got every. single. thing I wanted.

The places I went to had good stock of all essentials.

We ordered Chinese food for our dinner. Mrs. Fish ventured out in the snow to go get it. It was worth.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:27:10pm

re: #193 Dopamine Fish

We ordered Chinese food for our dinner. Mrs. Fish ventured out in the snow to go get it. It was worth.

This morning I heard about the projected temps there for the NHL Winter Classic and thought: nope.

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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:29:07pm

re: #193 Dopamine Fish

We ordered Chinese food for our dinner. Mrs. Fish ventured out in the snow to go get it. It was worth.

dangermom had an emergency/unscheduled root canal yesterday.

so we’re going over shortly to bake some soft flaky salmon
mashed potatoes with spinach on the side
and some edamame
ice cream for dessert if she can tolerate it, else we’ll eat it for her ;-)
oh and wine. there will be wine. sparkling

we’ll separate along a long table, cause it’s only been one day back for mrsdm

i’ve got a 13 mile run scheduled for 6am tomorrow
no, i cant explain it.

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Dangerman  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:30:20pm
“Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) on Friday shot back at criticisms from right-wing figures after a photo of her on vacation with her boyfriend in Florida was shared online, suggesting that her critics stop ‘projecting their sexual frustrations’ on her,” The Hill reports.

Said Ocasio-Cortez: “If Republicans are mad they can’t date me they can just say that instead of projecting their sexual frustrations onto my boyfriend’s feet. Ya creepy weirdos.”

She added: “These people clearly need therapy, won’t do it, and use politics as their outlet instead. It’s really weird.”

girl is cleverer than they are

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mmmirele  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:31:24pm

I left a couple of tweets in response, but I’m instead bringing you this response because Lizzo doesn’t need this kind of fan.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:33:37pm

re: #196 Dangerman

girl is cleverer than they are

It worries me, though. So many of the mass killers are the kind of frustrated men she describes, the Elliot R. dudes. And with MTG targeting her, too. Anyway, she’s an important voice for her constituency and for democracy, so I hope she can balance safety with living her life on her own terms.

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nines09  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:33:42pm

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:34:29pm

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jaunte  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:35:11pm

82ºF today, 32º tomorrow. Happy Cold Front Eve.

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(((Archangel1)))  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:36:40pm

re: #193 Dopamine Fish

We ordered Chinese food for our dinner. Mrs. Fish ventured out in the snow to go get it. It was worth.

Wrapped up the year with really good sushi, which is not a given in this country.
Worth it and worked well to compensate for yesterday’s truly pathetic pricey pizza (Meat lover’s with half olive and half onions had barely any meat, olives and onions on only 2/8 slices, badly cut, barely any cheese, barely any sauce and instead of ordinary dough it was as thin as literally 4 pages of printer paper, burned).

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PhillyPretzel  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:39:40pm

Dang. Some of my neighbors are shooting off fireworks. I got a feeling it is going to be a very noisy night.

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The Squire of Logos  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:42:39pm

re: #203 PhillyPretzel

Dang. Some of my neighbors are shooting off fireworks. I got a feeling it is going to be a very noisy night.

It will be around these parts too. Every year I am up at Midnight whether I want to be or not.

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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:43:08pm

re: #136 Jay C

OK, maybe it is just my inbred innumeracy keeping me from seeing the “answer” here, but maybe someone more math-savvy (i.e. probably anybody) can explain it.

49 dogs total.
36 more small dogs. (as I read it, 36 small and 13 large)
“How many more small dogs”??

Is the “stumper” that the answer is actually given in the question (i.e. “36”), or am I missing something?

If I have 3 more cookies than you, and I have 5 cookies, I want to know why you took 2 of my cookies since all 9 were mine.

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CleverToad  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:43:34pm

re: #200 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:44:51pm

re: #203 PhillyPretzel

Dang. Some of my neighbors are shooting off fireworks. I got a feeling it is going to be a very noisy night.

I feel for you. I live about 3/4 of mile from a big fireworks store; their use is legal here; and there’s a subset of local FB users who only live to troll people who complain about the impact on their pets and vets. (I logged out of FB about a month ago, forgot my password, and decided it’s not worth trying to get it back, so no updates tonight.)

But it’s raining and so far nothing. Thank goodness.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:46:13pm

re: #203 PhillyPretzel

Dang. Some of my neighbors are shooting off fireworks. I got a feeling it is going to be a very noisy night.

I have heard a few going off already here also.

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Teukka  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:46:42pm

re: #200 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

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Hecuba's daughter  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:48:15pm

re: #201 jaunte

82ºF today, 32º tomorrow. Happy Cold Front Eve.

We are expecting up to 9 inches of snow tomorrow.

Happy New Year to Lizards everywhere!!! May 2022 be Trump-free with a blue wave in November!

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:49:37pm

re: #209 Teukka

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PhillyPretzel  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:49:50pm

re: #210 Hecuba’s daughter

Amen.

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austin_blue  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:49:58pm

re: #184 Alephnaught

Happy Hogmanay, Jimmah!

Hope you are watching BBC Scotia, although I really miss Aly and Phil as the musical hosts.

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CleverToad  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:50:23pm

re: #203 PhillyPretzel

Dang. Some of my neighbors are shooting off fireworks. I got a feeling it is going to be a very noisy night.

I’m just hoping my idiot neighbors will hold off on the fireworks till we get a couple of inches of snow on the ground, as we’ve been promised. The last thing we need is more fires on the southeast end of Denver adding to the devastation northwest of here. They’ve been saying it on the news — “This is not the year, folks!”

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gocart mozart  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:56:14pm

This is hilarious.

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The Squire of Logos  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:56:26pm

re: #210 Hecuba’s daughter

We are expecting up to 9 inches of snow tomorrow.

Happy New Year to Lizards everywhere!!! May 2022 be Trump-free with a blue wave in November!

From your lips to God’s ears.

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PhillyPretzel  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:57:26pm

I just took a look at the forecast for tomorrow and we are supposed to get rain. I guess the Mummers are not going to strut tomorrow.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:57:56pm

re: #210 Hecuba’s daughter

We are expecting up to 9 inches of snow tomorrow.

Happy New Year to Lizards everywhere!!! May 2022 be Trump-free with a blue wave in November!

From your mouth to the Mothers ear.

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prairiefire  Dec 31, 2021 • 2:58:19pm

Happy New Year, lizards! Think I’ll eat a couple of sati a gummies and dance my hip off😂. Have a good one!

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Dr Lizardo  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:00:08pm

Happy New Year, Lizards - wherever you may be. It’s midnight here in Czech Republic, and 2022 has begun.

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:02:19pm

Thread minus one.

re: #205 darthstar

New Zealand news caster with traditional facial Maori tattoo broadcasts in prime time.

She learned in 2017 through a DNA test that she was 100% Maori. So she got a traditional tat to show it.

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Nanaia Mahuta has been Minister of Foreign Affairs since November 2020.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:02:49pm

re: #220 Dr Lizardo

Happy New Year, Lizards - wherever you may be. It’s midnight here in Czech Republic, and 2022 has begun.

Nothing has begun until EST America has said so! /////

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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:04:01pm

re: #143 Teddy’s Person

She was our Queen Elizabeth.

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DodgerFan1988  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:05:03pm
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PhillyPretzel  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:05:28pm

re: #223 Belafon

Yes. She was. I am really going to miss her. RIP Ms White.

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austin_blue  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:06:59pm

re: #210 Hecuba’s daughter

We are expecting up to 9 inches of snow tomorrow.

Happy New Year to Lizards everywhere!!! May 2022 be Trump-free with a blue wave in November!

I join in wishing all Lizards everywhere a happy and safe night of consumption and blowing shit up.

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:07:47pm

re: #226 austin_blue

I join in wishing all Lizards everywhere a happy and safe night of consumption and blowing shit up.

No explosives here, but I’ve shoveled the driveway, I have a plate of Chinese food and half a screwdriver in my stomach, and there’s bags of chips and dips and a box of alcohol on the coffee table. Time to get lit!

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Jay C  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:08:47pm

re: #159 Captain Magic

FWIW, I showed your kitty pic at #159 to my wife, who opined that she thought the little guy (just from the picture) has an excellent personality, and so will make an excellent pet owner for you…..

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GlutenFreeJesus  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:10:19pm

re: #210 Hecuba’s daughter

We are expecting up to 9 inches of snow tomorrow.

Happy New Year to Lizards everywhere!!! May 2022 be Trump-free with a blue wave in November!

Yup. Northern Cook here. Got my snowblower batteries charging. 😅😅😅

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:10:27pm

Save me, Brandon.

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Crush White Nationalism  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:10:57pm

Phish will be playing three sets, so about six songs, tonight starting at 8:30 ET.
webcast.livephish.com

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:12:37pm

Abbott is a fucking asshole.

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William Lewis  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:14:38pm

New gadget. Behind tags for gun nuts.

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:15:13pm

re: #231 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Phish will be playing three sets, so about six songs, tonight starting at 8:30 ET.
webcast.livephish.com

Ending late tomorrow night?

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austin_blue  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:15:37pm

re: #230 Ace Rothstein

Save me, Brandon.

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You painted yourself into that corner you fucking shitweasel. Act like a grown man and get your own ass out.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:17:19pm

Toronto, for NBA games.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:18:04pm

Just shoot up some horse lasix. You’ll be fine.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:18:12pm

re: #236 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

Oh, that’s practically 1/20th of capacity

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Cheechako  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:18:31pm

Betty White was also a honorary Forest Ranger:

Forest Service makes actress Betty White honorary ranger

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nines09  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:19:06pm

re: #232 Ace Rothstein

Abbott is a fucking asshole.

Abbott is a criminal.
Q: Is that water safe?
A: Perfectly safe.
Q: But people are dying? How can it be safe?
A: Shut up or we sue you.
Criminal.

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PhillyPretzel  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:19:14pm

re: #239 Cheechako

She did so much.

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Nyet  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:22:29pm

This is Major Tom to ground control: I’m in.

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CleverToad  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:30:38pm

re: #209 Teukka

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Cheechako  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:30:38pm

Our Governor is TFG’s biggest ass kisser:

Dunleavy accepts conditional Trump endorsement, tells former president he will not back Murkowski in 2022

This will be Dunleavy’s “Kiss of Death” as candidates TFG endorses don’t win elections.

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Dave In Austin  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:30:48pm
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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:30:50pm

It’s time for the calls back to Japan to family to say 明けましておめでとう御座います。(akemashite omedetō gozaimasu, or, Happy New Years).

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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:32:02pm

From her role in Lake Placid:

Youtube Video

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:32:44pm

re: #240 nines09

Believes in tort reform so much, but he’ll never give the money back that he still receives every year including a lump sum payment of $740,000 in 2022. He’s collected over $9M so far.

In fairness, getting paralyzed by a falling tree is a pretty shitty thing to happen.

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retired cynic  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:33:55pm

re: #159 Captain Magic

The breeder who created Ozzie has a male neutered that I am trying to see if I can make arrangements to pick him up:

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That is excellent! My two keep me busy, but one of my dearest friends is a four-cat lady, and she lost two during 2021. She has really been mourning, but the breeder who has furnished her previous Singapura cats has two litter mates whose sale fell through, and my friend is getting TWO kittens. And there is nothing cuter than a Singapura kitten. I wish I had the years and the space to have them. And a Saluki. I will crave another Saluki as long as I live.

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Cheechako  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:34:30pm

re: #241 PhillyPretzel

From what I’ve read, Betty’s Dad was a Forest Ranger in California when she was a young girl. She has said many times how disappointed she was when she learned the Forest Service wasn’t hiring woman in those days. She always wanted to be a Forest Ranger.

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Belafon  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:36:23pm

re: #152 darthstar

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Barefoot Grin  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:37:20pm

re: #250 Cheechako

From what I’ve read, Betty’s Dad was a Forest Ranger in California when she was a young girl. She has said many times how disappointed she was when she learned the Forest Service wasn’t hiring woman in those days. She always wanted to be a Forest Ranger.

I heard reported tonight that she once said that being named an honorary Forest Ranger in 2010 would have made her parents as or more proud as any other honor she received as an actor. Now it makes sense.

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Teddy's Person  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:41:29pm

re: #230 Ace Rothstein

Save me, Brandon.

I only regret that I have but one upding to give for your comment.

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nines09  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:41:56pm

re: #248 Ace Rothstein

Many people have horrible things happen to them. Most do not fuck others after having horrible things happen to them. This MF is just climbing the political ladder and it matters not how many die for him to get to the top. It’s all about HIM.
Think he cares? How?
His wife isn’t important to him.
Why would your child be any different? My child? My wife? Son?
Your wife is in chemo?
Tough shit.
He’s a criminal.
He put his political greed ahead of any care or concern of others lives or livelihoods.
Fuck him and every single solitary fuck like him.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:52:53pm

Welp, I just spent a lovely and fun two hours digging my old 23” Apple Cinema monitor out of the garage, shutting down the Mac, tearing down the dead 30” monitor (so long, old pal), plugging in all the cords for the 23”, and starting up the computer.

Monitor didn’t work. The power light was blinking on and off randomly. Scheisse.

So I restarted the computer again, in case some of the magic smoke didn’t properly materialize. Still nothing. Power light still blinking.

I was using the 23” monitor’s original power brick, so on a hunch, I unplugged that and plugged the power cord into the old 30” monitor’s brick, and BAM it came right on. Apparently there’s no problem using a higher-rated power brick.

Adventures in technology. So at least I have two monitors again, even if they’re mismatched.

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William Lewis  Dec 31, 2021 • 3:53:12pm

re: #231 Punish Domestic Terrorists

Phish will be playing three sets, so about six songs, tonight starting at 8:30 ET.
webcast.livephish.com

that many? Must be their short songs…

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Alephnaught  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:02:20pm

Happy New Year from Scotland!

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:03:01pm

re: #257 Alephnaught

Happy New Year from Scotland!

BAH HUMBUG.

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Charles Johnson  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:07:02pm
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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:07:37pm

re: #259 Charles Johnson

After 2020, I said, “2021 can’t be much worse.”

Oh dear God, was I wrong. I’m so sorry I brought all this on everyone.

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retired cynic  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:07:38pm

re: #259 Charles Johnson

I no longer expect it.

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Teddy's Person  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:08:54pm

re: #259 Charles Johnson

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There’s an election. I expect 2022 to be a shitshow.

edited for clarity

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nines09  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:09:30pm

re: #259 Charles Johnson

If I recall……..That is what we thought at this time last year.
Keep walking. Keep swinging. Keep on keeping on.
Just survive.
Just survive.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:11:14pm

OK. Coming from me, especially after my last post about Abbott, this is going to sound strange, I actually think he’s doing the right thing. Yes, he fucked up (even if he wont admit it), but, he, unlike Deathsantis, is actually asking for Fed help. That in and of itself is a silent admission of defeat and is probably galling him to death. Deathsantist on the other has been out of sight, basically leaving Florida leaderless for what? 2 weeks? At this point, the only thing he can do to redeem himself is to take ownership of his pine condo.

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gocart mozart  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:12:15pm
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William Lewis  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:12:48pm

re: #260 Dopamine Fish

After 2020, I said, “2021 can’t be much worse.”

Oh dear God, was I wrong. I’m so sorry I brought all this on everyone.

There was 2020.

Then it was 202won

Now it’s going to be 202too…

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:13:08pm

re: #264 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Abbott is doing the right thing, but it’s just another example of a Republican who is extremely critical of and tough on Democratic policies when things are going well, but as soon as the going gets tough, comes crawling on his knees to the federal government for help. It’s hypocritical AF, but no one on the Republican side will call him out on it, and of course they’ll be quick to castigate Biden’s response even though he will no doubt fulfill Abbott’s request.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:15:17pm

re: #215 gocart mozart

This is hilarious.

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Betty flipping him off was funny as hell.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:16:50pm
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Ace Rothstein  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:17:20pm

re: #264 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

It costs him nothing since no one will remember it on Monday.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:18:37pm

re: #139 Teddy’s Person

I’d be disappointed if it wasn’t!

Happy New Year everyone! Better early then tomorrow (coz I have no idea if I’ll be awake at midnight).

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:18:56pm
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Teddy's Person  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:19:09pm

re: #264 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

OK. Coming from me, especially after my last post about Abbott, this is going to sound strange, I actually think he’s doing the right thing. Yes, he fucked up (even if he wont admit it), but, he, unlike Deathsantis, is actually asking for Fed help. That in and of itself is a silent admission of defeat and is probably galling him to death. Deathsantist on the other has been out of sight, basically leaving Florida leaderless for what? 2 weeks? At this point, the only he can do to redeem himself is to take ownership of his pine condo.

I have no problem with the federal government helping the people of Texas and see no conflict with my feelings that Abbott is human trash. He’ll take federal money and all the credit for saving Texas. He will campaign on his success (conveniently leaving out the federal government ponied up the money), and it will probably get him reelected. What the Trump era has shown me is that there is an uncomfortably large number of people who seem to like being lied to. They were always there but now there out in the open and proud of their willful ignorance.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:20:33pm
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nines09  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:22:36pm

re: #264 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

I’m sure an apology to the families of lost loved ones in Texas and outside of Texas will suffice.
90% of his life was spent on fucking people over for personal gain in a time of a raging pandemic. People got ill. A bunch died. But he did one thing right. Didn’t he?
No.
He killed people with abject ignorance. Women and children. Because he had a goal. His goal was to strengthen a cult that only wanted power at ANY cost, and it’s nowhere near done.
After he gets Fed help he will say it was slow and never enough.
He’s a monster.
FUCK these people.

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Eventual Carrion  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:25:00pm

re: #271 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

I’d be disappointed if it wasn’t!

Happy New Year everyone! Better early then tomorrow (coz I have no idea if I’ll be awake at midnight).

Happy New Year to everyone. I can guarantee I won’t be up at midnight.

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BlueSpotinAL  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:25:07pm

re: #274 Backwoods_Sleuth

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From that thread, 50% positivity rate in Ireland

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Dopamine Fish  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:26:05pm

re: #276 Eventual Carrion

Happy New Year to everyone. I can guarantee I won’t be up at midnight.

I won’t be either, likely because I will be completely inebriated before then. Auld lang syne, my friends.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:26:34pm

re: #159 Captain Magic

The breeder who created Ozzie has a male neutered that I am trying to see if I can make arrangements to pick him up:

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I was so terribly sorry to hear about Ozzie. My deepest condolences.

This little guy is adorable. Good luck!!

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:31:46pm

I said before Biden was inaugurated that the party of death would let covid flourish in their states so that they could blame the president. I’ve been proven right time and time again.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:32:39pm

re: #270 Ace Rothstein

It costs him nothing since no one will remember it on Monday.

Oh I think the people who have been waiting in long lines for testing will remember. As well as some of those who lost loved ones. And Beto can beat him over the head with his dismal response to this wave in general as well as him having to ask for Fed help because he let it get out of control.

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Ace Rothstein  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:32:55pm

re: #273 Teddy’s Person

Being lied to, knowing it, and enjoying it to own the libs.

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nines09  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:33:55pm

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:35:56pm

I just looked at the webpages of our local daily newspaper and our local TV news.

Only three stories about Covid. Combined. The rest were about charity work, a real estate deal, local crime, Betty White, the weather…and NYE celebrations and party guides.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:37:19pm

re: #280 Ace Rothstein

I said before Biden was inaugurated that the party of death would let covid flourish in their states so that they could blame the president. I’ve been proven right time and time again.

Fuck that guy for not saving us from ourselves!

//

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Dave In Austin  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:39:18pm

Christ on a Cracker

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:40:37pm

I was just thinking of Betty White a couple of days ago, in regards to living long and how the average lifespan has increased, and that many people don’t realize the difference between average and median lifespan and that the average increases because of the centarians.

Sigh.

Betty White was one of the last (adult) celebs from the golden days of TV. I remember her from the game show days.

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PhillyPretzel  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:41:39pm

re: #286 Dave In Austin

Put a cork in it Rubio. I am really get tired of a lot of R’s who are still preaching this nonsense because if they don’t DT will be upset with them.

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nines09  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:42:28pm

re: #286 Dave In Austin

“The real crisis is the irrational hysteria which has people with no symptoms waiting hours for a test or missing work for 10 days”

He cares about owners, not workers.

And I rest my case.

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PhillyPretzel  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:44:13pm

re: #287 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

She was a hoot on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.

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nines09  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:45:57pm

Well me and mine are going to chill and watch a show or 3 and unplug. May be back later, if not, Happy New Year and may all your New be New and not the SOS.

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A Mom Anon  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:46:14pm

re: #290 PhillyPretzel

Sue Ann Nivens! lol.

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Cheechako  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:46:25pm

Here’s some more on Betty Whites wildfire prevention efforts. Some very creative commercials.

Betty White, advocate of wildfire prevention, dead at 99

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austin_blue  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:54:57pm

re: #257 Alephnaught

Happy New Year from Scotland!

Back atcha! Just spent an hour with my wife’s sister in Bedfordshire and her husband Bob Thomas of Silly Wizard.

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Captain Magic  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:55:35pm
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Teddy's Person  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:55:48pm

re: #281 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Oh I think the people who have been waiting in long lines for testing will remember. As well as some of those who lost loved ones. And Beto can beat him over the head with his dismal response to this wave in general as well as him having to ask for Fed help because he let it get out of control.

I hope this is how it goes. The pandemic has further jaded my black, black heart.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:55:56pm

re: #286 Dave In Austin

Christ on a Cracker

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On the plus side, he’s getting fucking pilloried for that tweet.

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Teddy's Person  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:58:28pm

re: #295 Captain Magic

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Not sure that its God that will get ole Henry.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:59:50pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 4:59:53pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Dec 31, 2021 • 5:00:28pm

Twitter is pushing this article at Bloomberg:

I read it and am underwhelmed.

The writer is simply saying that local housing prices are a function of supply and demand.

We knew that already.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 5:03:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Dec 31, 2021 • 5:03:44pm
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William Lewis  Dec 31, 2021 • 5:11:27pm

re: #303 Backwoods_Sleuth

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TedStriker  Dec 31, 2021 • 5:29:31pm

re: #298 Teddy’s Person

Not sure that its God that will get ole Henry.

Yeah, Ol’ Scratch might have something to say about that…


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