Amazing! Bruce Hornsby Solo: Preacher in the Ring, Part 1/Variation 2 (Webern)/ Catenaires (excerpt)(Carter)

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Selection Three of our series of performances from Bruce’s Nov. 2021 Deep South Solo Tour features an unexpected medley of three disparate pieces that reflect the angst and dissonance of Bruce’s song’s lyrical subject matter. Inspired by Lee Smith’s novel Saving Grace, “Preacher In The Ring, Part One” deals with a visit to a snake-handling congregation in Appalachia, no doubt part of what Greil Marcus pegged as “The Old, Weird America”. The other pieces included are Anton Webern’s Variation 2 and most of Elliott Carter’s Catenaires. This combo is generally considered one of Bruce’s tours de force in the solo context, a mix of boogie piano and modern classical music.

Find all of Bruce’s upcoming tour dates, music & more at www.BruceHornsby.com

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1
Charles Johnson  Jan 8, 2022 • 5:28:15pm

This takes off into the outer reaches of the galaxy at about 6:30. Hornsby is such a great piano player, and he seems to be getting better with age.

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mmmirele  Jan 8, 2022 • 5:32:07pm

That story about the insurrection-adjacent former Speaker of the Michigan House, who is strongly alleged to have been sexually assaulting his sister-in-law for the last 11 years is just … worse. It’s a long read from a news source that is non-profit and non-partisan.

The two good things I got out of the story is that the sister-in-law is not in Michigan now (hasn’t been for a month) and her personal attorney represented a bunch of the women who were sexually assaulted by Larry Nassar, the gymnastics doc who was associated with Michigan State University. And YES, this absolutely is connected.

JJ’s wife, Rachael, is one of the women who first came forward to blow the whistle on Nassar. So yeah, he’d know that there was fuckery in the state legislature.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2022 • 5:34:14pm

re: #2 mmmirele

Ironically enough, Nassars abuse began at Michigan State when he worked there.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jan 8, 2022 • 5:35:56pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2022 • 5:37:18pm

re: #2 mmmirele

But in a statement Friday, Lee Chatfield’s lawyer characterized the interactions with “the woman who is now claiming she was raped” as a consensual affair when they were both adults. The lawyer also stated Chatfield had multiple extramarital affairs.

Their affair lasted for years, but they were both consenting adults,” attorney Mary Chartier said of the claims leveled. “Mr. Chatfield deeply regrets the decisions he has made. It has caused great pain to his wife and family, and they are working through this together. But he did not assault this woman in any manner during their years-long adult relationship. He intends to vigorously fight these false claims.”

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Captain Ron  Jan 8, 2022 • 5:37:34pm
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mmmirele  Jan 8, 2022 • 5:41:57pm

re: #5 Eclectic Cyborg

But in a statement Friday, Lee Chatfield’s lawyer characterized the interactions with “the woman who is now claiming she was raped” as a consensual affair when they were both adults. The lawyer also stated Chatfield had multiple extramarital affairs.

Their affair lasted for years, but they were both consenting adults,” attorney Mary Chartier said of the claims leveled. “Mr. Chatfield deeply regrets the decisions he has made. It has caused great pain to his wife and family, and they are working through this together. But he did not assault this woman in any manner during their years-long adult relationship. He intends to vigorously fight these false claims.”

Yeah, I was JUST telling someone that Mary Chartier ought to be glad I don’t live in Michigan because I would want to CUT A BITCH. The reality is that (a) 16 is the age of consent in Michigan AND AND AND (b) if one party is in a position of authority over the other, that age of consent gets ratcheted up to 18. Mary Chartier has to know that (it took me 3 minutes to find that info) and while I know that every accused is entitled to competent legal counsel, that same counsel is just fucking WRONG to lie about the nature of the relationship.

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lawhawk  Jan 8, 2022 • 5:44:43pm

re: #7 mmmirele

Of course his lawyer is claiming the relationship was consensual.

It wasn’t. It was child rape. She wasn’t of age of consent, and she was sexually assaulted - rape.

I’m sick and tired of media sanitizing stories where people are sexually assaulted by others, and they use euphemisms and statements other than rape to describe what it actually was - rape.

It’s also unsurprising that yet another family values GOPer had multiple affairs, was covering up for Nassar, and was involved in sex crimes himself.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2022 • 5:47:57pm

re: #6 Dread Pirate Ron

But it’s just a cold…

😡

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mmmirele  Jan 8, 2022 • 5:53:36pm

Oh yeah, the headache I had this morning that had me wishing trepanning was legit has more or less gone away.. Not sure what that was about.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 8, 2022 • 5:55:35pm
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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jan 8, 2022 • 5:59:46pm

re: #9 Eclectic Cyborg

But it’s just a cold…

😡

Systemic etiologies. Fuckers that say that need to be shot.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:01:56pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:05:36pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:07:33pm
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Captain Ron  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:08:49pm

…or not.

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Dangerman  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:21:26pm

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Dangerman  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:31:38pm

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retired cynic  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:32:48pm

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retired cynic  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:33:27pm

re: #19 retired cynic

I have a cat like this. Our laps together are too big. Her name is Pippi, not Poppy.

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Dangerman  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:35:46pm

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A Mom Anon  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:44:06pm

re: #21 Dangerman

I guess I feel somewhat “better” that nothing awful happened on 1/6 this year. I’m sure there were little pathetic local attempts, but that’s all. Even the county level GOP assholes here decided that maybe it wouldn’t be a fabulous idea to honor insurrectionist traitors in some dumb trump style rally.

They are still not going to stop til they break everything, they have lost the will to care about the damage they leave behind.

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lawhawk  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:47:47pm
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darthstar  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:52:23pm

Pizza Calabrese

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austin_blue  Jan 8, 2022 • 6:59:19pm

re: #1 Charles Johnson

This takes off into the outer reaches of the galaxy at about 6:30. Hornsby is such a great piano player, and he seems to be getting better with age.

The bit after 6:30 is just damn hard. It’s a musical discontinuity interspersed with barrelhouse blues. interesting and beautifully played. The man’s a pro.

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austin_blue  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:01:25pm

re: #10 mmmirele

Oh yeah, the headache I had this morning that had me wishing trepanning was legit has more or less gone away.. Not sure what that was about.

In Texas, it’s cedar pollen.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:04:13pm

Night Lizards. Nothing more. Sleep well.

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plansbandc  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:04:17pm

re: #24 darthstar

That looks so tasty.

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Dangerman  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:04:35pm

Newsweek

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell has argued that his false claims of massive fraud in the 2020 election have a “scriptural basis” while suing the House Select Committee on January 6 over a subpoena of his phone records

The suit contends that Lindell’s promotion of the false fraud claims were “are motivated, in part, by his strongly held religious beliefs,” noting that Lindell has said there is an unspecified “scriptural basis for” the claims.

Well, if they’re strongly held…

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:10:38pm

re: #29 Dangerman

Newsweek

Well, if they’re strongly held…

“HE has yet to respond to our subpoena, Mr. Lindell!”

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:16:19pm
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A Mom Anon  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:20:42pm

re: #31 Belafon

Stochastic terrorism.

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:25:48pm
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austin_blue  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:31:11pm

Trump fans posting Oranges protesting Drumpf’s banning from The Twitter is one of the oddest self-owns I’ve ever seen.

I just recall a time when people were saying “Squeeze a fruit for Anita Bryant!”

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Captain Ron  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:33:46pm
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jaunte  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:40:46pm

re: #33 Belafon

I’m fine with sending Trump to the moon.

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Dopamine Fish  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:42:06pm

re: #36 jaunte

I’m fine with sending Trump to the moon.

“What’s that? You want to come back? Sorry, we lost that technology in the 1980’s sometime. Oh, and you can’t lie about your weight if you want us to be able to accurately compute the return trajectory.”

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Captain Magic  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:50:06pm

…

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Captain Magic  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:51:09pm

re: #37 Dopamine Fish

Trump wears kitten hells on his shoes.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:51:17pm

re: #36 jaunte

I’m fine with sending Trump to the moon.

Couldn’t we compromise and blast him into the Sun?

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b.d  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:51:46pm

Howdy Lizards,

This article was the last straw for me of the bs attacks on President Biden:

It didn’t misrepresent the article, it was about Biden wasting time going to funerals, that is what he has a VP for.

I want to cancel my subscription and they said: Hey, rather than cancel your $80 a year subscription, what if we charge you $9 a year instead?

F*ckers…….I have a $70 credit coming my way, they didn’t win, their attack coverage to “prove balance” is total bs.

So Lizards, if you are a WP subscriber, I know how to save you some money.

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Dopamine Fish  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:51:53pm

re: #40 Eclectic Cyborg

Couldn’t we compromise and blast him into the Sun?

In terms of delta-V, it’s cheaper to send him into uncharted space than it is to send him into the Sun. So it all comes down to, how much are you willing to spend on his funeral?

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:53:55pm

LOL

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 7:57:37pm

Cowards:

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:00:10pm

Some idiot at the end of my street is blasting fireworks off right now.

There are no words.

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:04:26pm

And how’s Bernie going to do that? Green Lantern power, I guess:

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:10:01pm

re: #46 Belafon

There’s a flood of Bernie Bro bullshit on Twitter today that’s made it’s way to me without me seeking it. Almost as if they got marching orders to go out and sabotage Biden today.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:10:17pm

re: #46 Belafon

Bernie woulda beat Covid guys are as useless as Republicans.

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b.d  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:10:22pm

re: #46 Belafon

It is one week into 2022 and some folks are still slap fighting about Bernie?

LOL

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b.d  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:11:59pm

re: #45 Eclectic Cyborg

Some idiot at the end of my street is blasting fireworks off right now.

There are no words.

I’m saving my fireworks for the day Trump dies/gets frogmarched.

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:15:30pm

re: #43 Belafon

I do like the jacket. I might have to get that on a t-shirt.

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sagehen  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:18:26pm

re: #42 Dopamine Fish

In terms of delta-V, it’s cheaper to send him into uncharted space than it is to send him into the Sun. So it all comes down to, how much are you willing to spend on his funeral?

But if we send him into uncharted space, there’s always the risk the Vorlons might find him and reanimate him. Best not to chance it.

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:20:42pm

I know there aren’t a lot of Cowboy fans - I’m not a Brady fan and I still think he’s the GOAT quarterback, so you can hear this - but they had 22 different players score touchdowns this season, setting an NFL record. I do wish they were more consistent.

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:22:40pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:22:52pm

re: #53 Belafon

I know there aren’t a lot of Cowboy fans - I’m not a Brady fan and I still think he’s the GOAT quarterback, so you can hear this - but they had 22 different players score touchdowns this season, setting an NFL record. I do wish they were more consistent.

I only started hating on “the boys” when the networks started calling them “America’s Team.”

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sagehen  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:23:50pm

re: #47 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

There’s a flood of Bernie Bro bullshit on Twitter today that’s made it’s way to me without me seeking it. Almost as if they got marching orders to go out and sabotage Biden today.

Russia’s Internet Research Agency, in 2016, was under orders to support Bernie. Apparently those orders are still in effect.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:24:04pm

re: #54 Belafon

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Pull the plug, this guy is brain dead.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:26:42pm

re: #52 sagehen

But if we send him into uncharted space, there’s always the risk the Vorlons might find him and reanimate him. Best not to chance it.

No need to send him into the sun — just close enough to vaporize the remains.

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b.d  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:26:47pm

re: #54 Belafon

SPEAK UP BEN! I CAN’T HEAR YOU! T

TAKE OFF THAT OXYGEN CUCK MACHINE AND EAT SOME HORSE PASTE!

Take more Hydroxychloroquine, boner pills and zinc!

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:27:38pm

re: #54 Belafon

His angels are with him and God wins, but he’s still taking up a bed in the hospital.

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b.d  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:28:39pm

re: #60 jaunte

His angels are with him and God wins, but he’s still taking up a bed in the hospital.

He’s using oxygen which could be used for better purposes, like burning trash.

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Rightwingconspirator  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:28:43pm

re: #54 Belafon

“Die angry” is a terribly harsh and self inflicted way to go.

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b.d  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:31:24pm

re: #62 Rightwingconspirator

“Die angry” is a terribly harsh and self inflicted way to go.

THE DEMOCRATS ARE TO BLAME FOR LETTING CHINA RELEASE THIS VIRUS WITH A YEAR LEFT IN THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY!

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William Lewis  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:33:45pm

re: #46 Belafon

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:35:36pm

Thread on getting Omicron while being fully vaxxed, and the scarcity of further treatments.

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William Lewis  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:36:23pm

re: #55 I Would Prefer Not To

I only started hating on “the boys” when the networks started calling them “America’s Team.”

Well, as a Packers fan growing up I (sorta) remember the Ice Bowl, so I’ve always preferred to see the Cowgirls lose. But that merely upped the disgust with them for me.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:36:27pm
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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:40:39pm

re: #64 William Lewis

One thing they never seem to get, or possibly (and I’m starting to think this more likely) they don’t give a damn is that African Americans are a big chunk of the Democratic electorate and the majority of them don’t trust Bernie. They know that it’s racism, not “income inequality”, that is the cause of most of their woes and fixing income inequality isn’t going to solve all their problems.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:42:10pm
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I Would Prefer Not To  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:44:40pm

Another reason to hate on the Cowboys. Chris Christie is a fan, was at the game, and is trending on Twitter. Plus Jerry Jones.

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William Lewis  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:44:44pm

re: #43 Belafon

LOL

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I agree with her.

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William Lewis  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:48:03pm

re: #68 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

One thing they never seem to get, or possibly (and I’m starting to think this more likely) they don’t give a damn is that African Americans are a big chunk of the Democratic electorate and the majority of them don’t trust Bernie. They know that it’s racism, not “income inequality”, that is the cause of most of their woes and fixing income inequality isn’t going to solve all their problems.

I personally think Bernie has a racist streak a mile wide. THAT’s the real reason he moved to white bread Vermont.

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Ferdinand  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:50:17pm

No one tell the magats that Orange is a really cool and progressive French telecom company with a huge presence in Africa. They couldn’t handle it …

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I Would Prefer Not To  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:50:24pm

re: #72 William Lewis

I personally think Bernie has a racist streak a mile wide. THAT’s the real reason he moved to white bread Vermont.

I dislike Bernie, but I’m not going to call him a racist. He’s out of touch with Urban America…. He was never going to win because of this and so many other reasons.

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Ferdinand  Jan 8, 2022 • 8:52:02pm

The OG Orange

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:05:18pm

re: #65 jaunte

The first reply I see, and my response:

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:06:44pm

The first part of this needs the table saying “Prove me wrong”:

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:11:40pm

re: #76 Belafon

Do these people think that vaccines are supposed to keep you from ever getting a virus in your system at all?

Do they think it forms a cloud around you that seeks out viruses before they get to you?

There was a Star Trek TNG episode about people with an engineered immune system like that. It went very badly.

Even when the vaccine is working at “100%” if enough virions enter your system they can overwhelm any immunity you have from vaccines. I’ve gotten my MMR vaccination two extra times as an adult than I needed to due to paperwork problems, I still don’t go anywhere that California Anti-vax soccer moms caused a measles outbreak while it’s happening. I avoided Disneyland while that shit was going down.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:13:38pm

re: #76 Belafon

We have no vaccine as yet for the plague of confirmation bias.

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:14:20pm

re: #78 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

You obviously didn’t get the microscopic sharks with lasers option with your vaccine.

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:15:59pm

Thinking the vaccine will keep the virus out is like thinking that active shooter drills will keep shooters away.

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jaunte  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:16:19pm

Lakota Man works as a nurse:

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:18:00pm

re: #54 Belafon

Off the vent. Shame.

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DodgerFan1988  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:20:00pm

Crickets from Piers on Prince Andrew’s relationship with Maxwell & Epstein.

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:20:38pm

re: #83 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Off the vent. Shame.

He’ll most likely get better but I wonder if he’s past the dead-covid-bounce phase.

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William Lewis  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:25:55pm

Leinenkugel’s, Famous Grouse, a pineapple/CB pizza on a Saturday night. Be better if I were in Memphis with my lady but, failing that, this will do.

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Belafon  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:30:15pm

She caught it before vaccines:

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mmmirele  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:32:52pm

Two lesbians, three cats, one Vitamix in a box. The cats have claimed the Vitamix since December 16. They are not giving up.

On Black Friday, Jessica and Nikii Gerson-Neeves bought a blender. It was a Vitamix blender, a professional-grade splurge, and the couple was looking forward to a winter of smoothies and soups.

It arrived on Dec. 16 at their home on Vancouver Island in British Columbia. Jessica put the hefty box down on the floor in the kitchen, just for a second. Her 4-year-old tuxedo cat, Max, otherwise known as the “sentient soccer ball,” jumped up on the box. Jessica thought it was funny and snapped a photo.

Then Max’s 13-year-old feline siblings, George: Destroyer of Worlds (“sentient potato”) and Lando Calrissian (“the questionably sentient dust bunny,”), demanded their turn on the knee-high box.

That was three weeks ago. Since then, the cats have refused to leave the box, fighting over who gets to perch upon it and taking turns standing guard while the others eat or are busy elsewhere. The blender remains ensconced inside.

wapo.st << this is a gift link, it should work

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:39:55pm

re: #85 Belafon

He’ll most likely get better but I wonder if he’s past the dead-covid-bounce phase.

One can hope there’s a cat in his present/future.

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Targetpractice  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:52:02pm

re: #64 William Lewis

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Why is Bernie “popular”? Because Bernie is never the deciding vote, he’s rarely the face of a bill, and the only time he gets national attention is when he’s running for the presidency. The legacy media have spent more time in the past 12 months talking about Joe Manchin than they have Bernie Sanders.

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mmmirele  Jan 8, 2022 • 9:54:31pm

re: #58 A hollow voice says Vaccinate the world!

No need to send him into the sun — just close enough to vaporize the remains.

Can’t we just ship him off to L5? (Not L2, where the James Webb is headed.) It’s cold as hell out there, he’d be far enough away and in a stable orbit to stay that way for a very long time.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 8, 2022 • 10:10:32pm

re: #77 Belafon

The first part of this needs the table saying “Prove me wrong”:

Unfortunately, while the Bernie Left cannot themselves gain power, they can guarantee that the GOP will win and destroy our democracy. They are as delusional as the Trump cultists.

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 8, 2022 • 10:15:54pm

re: #92 Hecuba’s daughter

They’re in the St. Petersburg that isn’t in Florida. They are all taking money from RT. They don’t care.

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Targetpractice  Jan 8, 2022 • 10:21:00pm

re: #92 Hecuba’s daughter

Unfortunately, while the Bernie Left cannot themselves gain power, they can guarantee that the GOP will win and destroy our democracy. They are as delusional as the Trump cultists.

The true-believer Berners (as opposed to the Boys from Moscow) genuinely believe that it’s a zero-sum game for them. Either they succeed in winning the presidency with Bernie and his perfect socialist utopia springs forth fully formed or Repubs win and proceed to make America such a fascist hellhole that the voters rise up in “revolution” to install a socialist government.

Why did this not happen last year? Because apparently the “revolution” can only happen within the confines of the Dem Party, which cannot happen unless the rules are rigged in their favor as anytime they actually run a fair race they get their asses whipped.

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Jan 8, 2022 • 10:33:16pm

re: #94 Targetpractice

The true-believer Berners (as opposed to the Boys from Moscow) genuinely believe that it’s a zero-sum game for them. Either they succeed in winning the presidency with Bernie and his perfect socialist utopia springs forth fully formed or Repubs win and proceed to make America such a fascist hellhole that the voters rise up in “revolution” to install a socialist government.

Why did this not happen last year? Because apparently the “revolution” can only happen within the confines of the Dem Party, which cannot happen unless the rules are rigged in their favor as anytime they actually run a fair race they get their asses whipped.

These idiots are just like the 3rd party clowns. Green party has 0 Congressmembers, 0 Senators, 0 Governors, Maybe 1 or 2 mayors, few to no state legislators, but they think they are ready to run in and win a Presidental election. The Bernie Bro left at least has a few of the above and a handful of people in Congress, but if they want a way more progressive presidential candidate that might actually win, they should at least try to make up the majority of the collective left first and not just the 20 or so percent that overlaps heavily with kooks. That’s going to require running more people for lower offices and winning over people with their message. Them not doing this isn’t a conspiracy.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 8, 2022 • 10:35:52pm

re: #94 Targetpractice

The true-believer Berners (as opposed to the Boys from Moscow) genuinely believe that it’s a zero-sum game for them. Either they succeed in winning the presidency with Bernie and his perfect socialist utopia springs forth fully formed or Repubs win and proceed to make America such a fascist hellhole that the voters rise up in “revolution” to install a socialist government.

Why did this not happen last year? Because apparently the “revolution” can only happen within the confines of the Dem Party, which cannot happen unless the rules are rigged in their favor as anytime they actually run a fair race they get their asses whipped.

You mean it’s a “win-win” for them because they believe that either way they will emerge triumphant. I had a FB dispute with someone a year ago but I am beginning to think that he may have been one of the Boys from Moscow. The IRL Bernie fanatics whom I knew were actually all women, who hated Hillary with the same passion as any “red” voter from the reddest counties in this nation.

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Targetpractice  Jan 8, 2022 • 10:52:27pm

re: #96 Hecuba’s daughter

You mean it’s a “win-win” for them because they believe that either way they will emerge triumphant. I had a FB dispute with someone a year ago but I am beginning to think that he may have been one of the Boys from Moscow. The IRL Bernie fanatics whom I knew were actually all women, who hated Hillary with the same passion as any “red” voter from the reddest counties in this nation.

My most memorable run-in with a Berner was in the run-up to 2016, which was truly hilarious because when he (as a gay man in a committed relationship) wasn’t BSing me that Trump was more supportive of LGBTQ+ rights than Hillary was, insisted that Trump winning was okay with him because he had family in Appalachia who’d magically have jobs again when Trump “brought back coal.”

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Captain Magic  Jan 8, 2022 • 10:59:19pm
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Targetpractice  Jan 8, 2022 • 11:03:10pm

re: #95 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

These idiots are just like the 3rd party clowns. Green party has 0 Congressmembers, 0 Senators, 0 Governors, Maybe 1 or 2 mayors, few to no state legislators, but they think they are ready to run in and win a Presidental election. The Bernie Bro left at least has a few of the above and a handful of people in Congress, but if they want a way more progressive presidential candidate that might actually win, they should at least try to make up the majority of the collective left first and not just the 20 or so percent that overlaps heavily with kooks. That’s going to require running more people for lower offices and winning over people with their message. Them not doing this isn’t a conspiracy.

Greens and Progressives only seem able to win under two circumstances: Running unopposed or running against an unpopular Dem nominee. When they’re actually in a competitive race with a Dem and Repub nominee, they end up doing no more than siphoning votes away from the Dem and then trying to boast that they managed to “do better than expected” while the Repub is taking the oath of office.

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A Cranky One  Jan 8, 2022 • 11:15:21pm

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BigPapa  Jan 8, 2022 • 11:37:48pm

re: #65 jaunte

‘Netflix and chill’

Uh huh.

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BigPapa  Jan 8, 2022 • 11:58:12pm

Hear me out: sniveling about woke is the hard r in n*****

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A Cranky One  Jan 9, 2022 • 12:03:13am

newsweek.com

Can’t think of a more appropriate location than a Walmart in Texas…

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Targetpractice  Jan 9, 2022 • 12:06:10am

I’ve begin to develop a burning desire to start stapling a copy of our hotel’s “Terms & Conditions” to the forehead of every asshole who bleats “Show it to me in writing!” when I tell them something they don’t want to hear.

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Ming5000  Jan 9, 2022 • 12:28:08am

re: #76 Belafon

The first reply I see, and my response:

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That tweeter lives in an alternate reality. Wows. They use such strange phraseology, “my omicron shield”. This reminds me of “prayer warrior” and “they now have their wings”.

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wrenchwench  Jan 9, 2022 • 12:40:54am
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Jan 9, 2022 • 12:55:42am

Quiet piano for an early Sunday morn:

Youtube Video


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ericblair  Jan 9, 2022 • 1:12:24am

re: #91 mmmirele

Can’t we just ship him off to L5? (Not L2, where the James Webb is headed.) It’s cold as hell out there, he’d be far enough away and in a stable orbit to stay that way for a very long time.

Maybe send him into Jupiter, it will be easier than the Sun anyways. Good luck getting out of there. Here’s a good little video of the problem:

YouTube

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Jan 9, 2022 • 1:15:16am

re: #105 Ming5000

That whole cocktail of crap is collectively “maybe slightly helpful” at best, the D and C vitamins are overdosed and that amount of C is 10x what the body can absorb in a day. Getting the fucking vaccine is several orders of magnitude better.

At least they aren’t trying HCQ or Ivermectin.

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Targetpractice  Jan 9, 2022 • 1:40:01am

re: #109 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

That whole cocktail of crap is collectively “maybe slightly helpful” at best, the D and C vitamins are overdosed and that amount of C is 10x what the body can absorb in a day. Getting the fucking vaccine is several orders of magnitude better.

At least they aren’t trying HCQ or Ivermectin.

It’s the kitchen sink approach, where you basically just throw everything you’ve got in your medicine cabinet at the damned thing in the vain hope that something will help.

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Ming5000  Jan 9, 2022 • 1:40:33am

re: #107 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Quiet piano for an early Sunday morn:

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Video

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Thank you. Lovely. I am keeping it playing in the background. I feel kinda fancy.

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Captain Ron  Jan 9, 2022 • 2:01:56am

Australia Covid-19 cases are exploding.

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Ming5000  Jan 9, 2022 • 2:03:15am

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GlutenFreeJesus  Jan 9, 2022 • 2:06:49am

re: #109 Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion

That whole cocktail of crap is collectively “maybe slightly helpful” at best, the D and C vitamins are overdosed and that amount of C is 10x what the body can absorb in a day. Getting the fucking vaccine is several orders of magnitude better.

At least they aren’t trying HCQ or Ivermectin.

You should read the thread. They’re boiling orange peels, saying they’re making Hydroxychloroquine.

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Ming5000  Jan 9, 2022 • 2:09:40am

re: #114 GlutenFreeJesus

You should read the thread. They’re boiling orange peels, saying they’re making Hydroxychloroquine.

Lately I have the brain worm “Let’s Go Darwin” when I see anti-vaxer threads.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 9, 2022 • 2:18:28am

re: #114 GlutenFreeJesus

You should read the thread. They’re boiling orange peels, saying they’re making Hydroxychloroquine.

When I was a teenager, I got a really bad cold (it could’ve well been one of the other endemic coronaviruses); my dad boiled grapefruit peels, added some cayenne pepper and a couple other ingredients - I forgot exactly what - and had me drink it.

Tasted awful, as you could well imagine. But it worked. My pops called it “homebrew quinine”, and he learned it in the Navy during WWII.

That being said, yeah…..just take the damn vaccine, FFS.

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Jan 9, 2022 • 2:35:48am

re: #114 GlutenFreeJesus

You should read the thread. They’re boiling orange peels, saying they’re making Hydroxychloroquine.

wut…

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steve_davis  Jan 9, 2022 • 2:40:52am

re: #61 b.d. (The war is over)

He’s using oxygen which could be used for better purposes, like burning trash.

Technically, it IS burning trash. It’s just burning it with the help of enzymes to keep the burn controlled.

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ericblair  Jan 9, 2022 • 2:52:05am

Anti-vaxxers may be a suicide cult, but they don’t think they are a suicide cult.

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Targetpractice  Jan 9, 2022 • 3:17:26am

re: #119 ericblair

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Anti-vaxxers may be a suicide cult, but they don’t think they are a suicide cult.

They think what they’ve been told, which is that they have nothing to fear because of their “good genes” or their “strong immune systems” or that “most people never get sick.” Frank in accounting, the one who died last week? Never took care of himself, not like me and my once a month workout routine. Or Paul, the guy in shipping that croaked back before Christmas? Yeah, he was totally overweight, whereas I’m just “hefty.” And Darcy, the one who’s in the hospital right now? If she’d just taken her fistful of vitamin and mineral pills like I’d suggested, she wouldn’t be in this mess.

By the way, I’ve had this cough for days that just isn’t going away. And I’ve been wheezing a bit. Probably just a cold…/////

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 9, 2022 • 3:33:59am

re: #120 Targetpractice

I pride myself on having a very robust immune system (I had the OG SARS-CoV-2 when that burned through Czech Republic with no serious complications afterwards), but when the vaccine became available, I took it. After all, a little extra helping hand never hurt anyone.

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dharmamark  Jan 9, 2022 • 3:45:38am

re: #75 Ferdinand

This is what I think of when I hear Orange. orangeamps.com

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ericblair  Jan 9, 2022 • 4:11:31am

The Kazakh government isn’t very good at this. To show that the protests are by a bunch of foreign terrorists and/or Western shills, because of course they are, they grabbed this man off the street and beat him until he “confessed.” It turns out he is a well-known Kyrgyz jazz musician, and the government had to say that, um, well, maybe this was a little on the staged side.

Also, one of a powerful Russian oligarch’s Kazakh friends is missing. Mr Big Oligarch isn’t happy. And of course, Russian “peacekeeping” forces are on the ground, authorized to shoot Kazakh citizens without warning.

There seems to be a whole political intrigue behind this as well, where the old dictator (recently head of the security council) may have used the protests as cover to stage a coup against the current asshole, and current asshole managed to fight it off. This explains mysterious gangs arriving and taking over and police conveniently disappearing, and where the Russians are staging.

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darthstar  Jan 9, 2022 • 4:36:32am

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darthstar  Jan 9, 2022 • 4:42:14am

re: #123 ericblair

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Decatur Deb  Jan 9, 2022 • 5:05:10am

re: #124 darthstar

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I’m a weaver, a Calton weaver,
I’m rash and a roving blade,
I’ve got silver in my pockets,
I’ll go and follow the roving trade.
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I’ll gang back to the Calton weaving
I’ll surely mak’ the shuttles fly
For I’ll mak’ mair at the Calton weaving
Than ever I did in a roving way.

wiki:
The Calton weavers were a community of handweavers established in the community of Calton, then in Lanarkshire just outside Glasgow, Scotland in the 18th century.[1] In 1787 the weavers went on strike. Troops opened fire on the demonstrators and six weavers were killed.[2] In the early 19th century, many of the weavers emigrated to Canada, settling in Carleton Place and other communities in eastern Ontario, where they continued their trade.[3]

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darthstar  Jan 9, 2022 • 5:11:42am

Awesome story over at dKos about a hockey fan who spots a mole on the back of the Vancouver Canuck’s coach. Go read it. No spoilers.

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Belafon  Jan 9, 2022 • 5:24:18am

re: #125 darthstar

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I doubt Ukraine would be bothered by that.

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Belafon  Jan 9, 2022 • 5:27:58am
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Belafon  Jan 9, 2022 • 5:28:23am
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Belafon  Jan 9, 2022 • 5:30:51am
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Belafon  Jan 9, 2022 • 5:31:02am
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Belafon  Jan 9, 2022 • 5:33:16am
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 9, 2022 • 6:07:49am
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Dangerman  Jan 9, 2022 • 6:22:56am

re: #64 William Lewis

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Then why does he lose every time he gets away from white bread Vermont?

Bernie ran for president.
Twice
He didn’t win.

What they’re saying is he “shoulda” won
He shoulda been given the nom.
the only way he could “win” was if no one ran against him

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jeffreyw  Jan 9, 2022 • 6:28:44am

Good morning!

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Dangerman  Jan 9, 2022 • 6:32:34am

re: #97 Targetpractice

My most memorable run-in with a Berner was in the run-up to 2016, which was truly hilarious because when he (as a gay man in a committed relationship) wasn’t BSing me that Trump was more supportive of LGBTQ+ rights than Hillary was, insisted that Trump winning was okay with him because he had family in Appalachia who’d magically have jobs again when Trump “brought back coal.”

Its cool as long as I get mine

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William Lewis  Jan 9, 2022 • 6:33:24am

re: #135 Dangerman

Bernie ran for president.
Twice
He didn’t win.

What they’re saying is he “shoulda” won
He shoulda been given the nom.
the only way he could “win” was if no one ran against him

And let’s not even think about how hard he’d get hammered into the ground if he _did_ get the nomination somehow. Faux would have a field day tying him to every communist dictatorship ever, his rape fiction and theft of electricity when he first moved to Vermont.

I’ve said it elsewhere but, in many ways, Bernie is the Genocidal GOP’s Wet Dream of a socialist candidate. AOC, on the other hand…

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darthstar  Jan 9, 2022 • 6:56:51am

re: #135 Dangerman

The Vikings would have won the Superbowl last year, and the year before, and the year before that…and this year.

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darthstar  Jan 9, 2022 • 6:59:34am

Jumped on the Peloton at 6:30 for a 45 minute live class (80s music)…got 15 minutes into it but the streaming cut out so many times I just gave up. Full wifi signal, so it wasn’t me.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:06:14am

re: #136 jeffreyw

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Good morning!

Western good morning!

Wall cracks plus rain
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:10:17am

A Southern Idaho good morning Lizards.

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Dangerman  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:11:52am

re: #140 darthstar

Jumped on the Peloton at 6:30 for a 45 minute live class (80s music)…got 15 minutes into it but the streaming cut out so many times I just gave up. Full wifi signal, so it wasn’t me.

You still rode for 30 more minutes, right?

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Dangerman  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:14:17am
…text messages — newly released by the House select committee investigating the Jan. 6 insurrection — between Fox News hosts and former Trump chief of staff Mark Meadows, crystallize with new specificity just how tightly Fox News and the White House were entwined during the Trump years, with many of the network’s top hosts serving as a Cable Cabinet of unofficial advisers.”

Wapo

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:19:58am

re: #41 b.d. (The war is over)

Howdy Lizards,

This article was the last straw for me of the bs attacks on President Biden:

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It didn’t misrepresent the article, it was about Biden wasting time going to funerals, that is what he has a VP for.

I want to cancel my subscription and they said: Hey, rather than cancel your $80 a year subscription, what if we charge you $9 a year instead?

F*ckers…….I have a $70 credit coming my way, they didn’t win, their attack coverage to “prove balance” is total bs.

So Lizards, if you are a WP subscriber, I know how to save you some money.

Annie Linskey, that name is familiar. Lemme search Teh Twitters.

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Dangerman  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:23:01am

re: #144 Dangerman

Wapo

Which is why tfg gave so many interviews …*he* was a captive audience

Meanwhile Biden’s still cleaning up all the messes.
While the committee and Doj are still trying to figure out/document/prove what happened instead of constantly going off half cocked

Associated Press: “As Biden wraps up his first year in the White House, he has held fewer news conferences than any of his five immediate predecessors at the same point in their presidencies, and he has taken part in fewer media interviews than any of his recent predecessors.”

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darthstar  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:23:27am

Sad trombone…

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:24:29am

re: #147 darthstar

That is their problem that they listened to DT and his so-called fraud claims.

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Dangerman  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:25:34am

re: #146 Dangerman

Which is why tfg gave so many interviews …*he* was a captive audience

Meanwhile Biden’s still cleaning up all the messes.
While the committee and Doj are still trying to figure out/document/prove what happened instead of constantly going off half cocked

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:26:27am

re: #147 darthstar

Sad trombone…

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Still not going to save them from the 50K/day penalty for not turning over the documents.

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Dangerman  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:27:01am

re: #148 PhillyPretzel

That is their problem that they listened to DT and his so-called fraud claims.

they thought this would springboard them into scads of new clients
Nope

Ettd

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darthstar  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:28:11am

re: #143 Dangerman

You still rode for 30 more minutes, right?

Nope. I’ll jump back on after I walk the dogs and do one of the recorded classes…maybe a 45 or 60…I do mostly 20-30 minute rides during the week just to keep up the practice…I like the longer rides on weekends. Of course, I could just go do a 17 mile loop down the coast with one big hill on the return and listen to my own music, but it’s still a bit cool for that and I broke one of my bike tire tools on my last flat…should get a new one.

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No Malarkey!  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:29:48am

re: #150 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Still not going to save them from the 50K/day penalty for not turning over the documents.

The big question is whether any individual will be held liable for those penalties, because Cyber Ninjas is now just an empty shell with no assets with which to pay its debts. “piercing the corporate veil” is difficult.

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Dangerman  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:33:38am
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darthstar  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:36:10am

re: #153 No Malarkey!

The big question is whether any individual will be held liable for those penalties, because Cyber Ninjas is now just an empty shell with no assets with which to pay its debts. “piercing the corporate veil” is difficult.

If they incorporated, the ‘owners’ or principal investors should still be on the hook for fines. If they were never an official entity and just an empty shell with a PO Box then the GOP who hired them should be held to account.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:43:38am

re: #153 No Malarkey!

The big question is whether any individual will be held liable for those penalties, because Cyber Ninjas is now just an empty shell with no assets with which to pay its debts. “piercing the corporate veil” is difficult.

I would say go after the asshats in the Az. Legislator that authorized the fraudit. But that’s probably a pipe dream.

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darthstar  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:44:32am

FB memory from a year ago.

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Ming5000  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:46:28am

Willie Nelson is trending on twitt. This is cute:

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darthstar  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:47:11am

re: #156 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

I would say go after the asshats in the Az. Legislator that authorized the fraudit. But that’s probably a pipe dream.

They’ll claim to be unwitting victims of fraud…then fund raise from it. But they’re not unwitting, they’re just witless.

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darthstar  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:47:34am

re: #158 Ming5000

Willie Nelson is trending on twitt. This is cute:

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Please tell me he’s okay.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:47:52am

re: #158 Ming5000

That is sweet.

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Dangerman  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:48:35am

Yes we want you to get sick first

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Ming5000  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:48:45am

re: #160 darthstar

Please tell me he’s okay.

Seems to be mostly mocking MAGAs for not realizing Willie is not a righty.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:49:43am

re: #160 darthstar

Please tell me he’s okay.

As far as I know he is. The wingnuts are frothing at the mouth because they just found out that Willie is a Liberal who is endorsing Betto.

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Dangerman  Jan 9, 2022 • 7:54:36am

re: #162 Dangerman

Yes we want you to get sick first

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the Tampa Bay Times.

Despite repeated requests from the Times, the state does not report the number of cases, hospitalizations and deaths by vaccination status.
..
Florida’s positivity rate increased to 31.2 percent in the past week, up from 26.5 percent the week before. ..

According to the World Health Organization, states should maintain a positivity rate of *5* percent or less for at least two weeks before fully reopening…

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:01:03am

I posted this same meme this morning. This guy has some good thoughts about what I’m playing in to.

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lawhawk  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:06:54am

Greets and saluts from the NYC metro area. We’re expecting freezing rain this afternoon, and I’m not looking forward to that. Well, I am staying put, so that’s not that much of a damper on things. It’s not like I have anywhere to go, since I’m not going to knowingly go out for random items or travel anywhere for sake of travel during covid. Too much to lose, even with kn95 masking and up to date on vaccinations.

Most folks in supermarkets I’ve gone to are fully masking as well, so there’s that. Folks around here take covid seriously, mostly because I think so many know people who’ve gotten sick, hospitalized, or died from covid. It’s personal.

Far too many people still think covid is a hoax or that the latest variant isn’t serious.

For those who are up to date on vaccinations, it might not lead to hospitalization or death, but it’s still nothing to sneeze at. If you’re unvaccinated, you might end up clogging up an ER, ICU ward, or die. Your chances are far higher of dying from being unvaccinated.

And right wing lunatics are still pushing all kinds of conspiracies and making baseless statements about covid. It’s with religious ferocity that they ignore the risk of covid, and think that they can survive covid while doing nothing to protect themselves, their families, or their community.

Fuck ‘em. They’re sociopaths. It’s a church of sociopathy.

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Dangerman  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:07:22am

From dkos

Also elephant: what leak?

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mmmirele  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:08:18am

Apparently suggesting to a person on Twitter that a person who thinks COVID is no big deal should sit in a COVID ICU for a few hours while wearing the appropriate PPE is now something that will get you limited on Twitter.

I deleted the Tweet, but I got a screenshot. Fuck Twitter, I’m better at this than their goddamned algorithm.

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A Mom Anon  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:10:53am

re: #166 Barefoot Grin

Dems need to use that shit in ads. They care not one damned bit about public health or safety or anything that makes countries thrive. And they certainly don’t care about any rights except their “right” to fuck everything up.

I really wish there was a way to class action lawsuit the fuck out of the entire GOP.

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lawhawk  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:13:20am

Some of you (myself included) have complained about the slow pace of investigations into 1/6.

Well, did you know that the US DC Federal Attorney has only been on the job for 2 months? His nomination and confirmation was stalled by the GOP for nearly 5 months - Biden offered it up in July and he was confirmed in November.

That means he’s only had 2 months to dig into the monumental task - cleaning up the DOJ, prosecuting those involved, and dealing with the most significant and highest ranking officials involved in the 1/6 insurrection.

Read the whole thread:

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lawhawk  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:15:13am

re: #171 lawhawk

This doesn’t completely absolve Garland’s slow pace of investigations in other jurisdictions, like SDNY/EDNY/EDVA, but DC is where the insurrection took place, and they’re the lead office on that.

This is the largest investigation in DOJ history, and the most overtly political case too, as the GOP and Trumpworld tried to overthrow democracy and install Trump as an unelected leader despite losing election, the EC, and his base is absolutely convinced he won.

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jaunte  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:15:51am

re: #134 Barefoot Grin

That Texas GOP twitter account is gloating about their own trolling. Disgusting people.

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jaunte  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:16:40am
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mmmirele  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:29:49am

re: #173 jaunte

That Texas GOP twitter account is gloating about their own trolling. Disgusting people.

Oh, be careful, apparently all those guys are just huge snowflakes and merely suggesting that they should sit in a COVID ICU dressed in PPE and listen to people dying around them is *harassment*.

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A Mom Anon  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:30:11am

Welp, I knew it was only a matter of time. Because Floriduh…

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William Lewis  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:32:24am

re: #64 William Lewis

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Bernie bro got whiney in the replies ;)

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jaunte  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:35:00am
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jaunte  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:38:44am

Here’s how the Texas Rs are trying to cheat the majority of Texans out of federal money:

[The Texas General Land Office] “…GLO held a funding competition for a $1 billion tranche of the aid, inviting local governments to submit applications that would be scored using criteria the state developed. Houston and Harris County received $0 from the contest, despite suffering more deaths and flooded homes during Harvey than the other eligible counties combined.
A Houston Chronicle investigation revealed that GLO had used criteria on the 105-point scale that discriminated against populous areas, effectively dooming the city and county’s chances of winning. The most problematic, engineers who reviewed the competition said, was a 10-point category that divided the number of residents a project would benefit by the total population of the applying entity.”

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William Lewis  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:40:21am

Youtube Video

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jaunte  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:40:22am

“…The newspaper investigation also found that counties with a higher risk of natural disasters, per the state’s own metric, were less likely to receive the disaster mitigation aid.
After rare bipartisan outcry over the snub, [Land Commissioner George P.] Bush said he would seek HUD’s permission to award $750 million to Harris County. Houston, however, would still receive nothing.”

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mmmirele  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:40:31am

re: #105 Ming5000

That tweeter lives in an alternate reality. Wows. They use such strange phraseology, “my omicron shield”. This reminds me of “prayer warrior” and “they now have their wings”.

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Funny how their “omicron shield” doesn’t include actually, you know, wearing a shield over one’s mouth and nose to protect yourself (and others) from the virus.

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A Three Hour Tour  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:42:01am

re: #138 William Lewis

And let’s not even think about how hard he’d get hammered into the ground if he _did_ get the nomination somehow. Faux would have a field day tying him to every communist dictatorship ever, his rape fiction and theft of electricity when he first moved to Vermont.

I’ve said it elsewhere but, in many ways, Bernie is the Genocidal GOP’s Wet Dream of a socialist candidate. AOC, on the other hand…

Since AOC came on the scene, I’ve felt that she has better political instincts than Bernie. She put in the work to organize and win her campaigns. And, I think she’s still young enough and smart enough to learn from her missteps.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:42:14am

re: #147 darthstar

Sad trombone…

Didn’t the key Cyber Ninja guy just pay off his half a million dollar home in one feel swoop a few months ago?

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jaunte  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:43:45am

A side effect of the Electoral College distortion of American politics: Republicans have declared war on cities.

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lawhawk  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:47:28am

re: #185 jaunte

A side effect of the Electoral College distortion of American politics: Republicans have declared war on cities.

Where a majority of Americans live: cities and exurbs. GOP increasingly represents land, not people. That’s why they show maps of a lot of red, with little blue blobs, while the majority of Americans live in those blue blobs.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:47:50am

re: #184 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Didn’t the key Cyber Ninja guy just pay off his half a million dollar home in one feel swoop a few months ago?

IANAL but given the corporation is dissolved and may have no assets, isn’t the situation that there is no financial incentive to turn over the papers? Can he be imprisoned for refusing to do so?

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:47:52am

NSFW

Click to Reveal
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jaunte  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:53:17am
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TedStriker  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:54:44am

re: #189 jaunte

The times, they are a-changin’…

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mmmirele  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:55:02am

re: #184 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Didn’t the key Cyber Ninja guy just pay off his half a million dollar home in one feel swoop a few months ago?

Dunno about *that*, but when looking up his name to see if I could find said house (TYVM Maricopa County Tax Assessor), I came across this article:

Cyber Ninjas chief wants to start new firm with same workers

PHOENIX (AP) - The Donald Trump supporter hired to run a review of the 2020 election in Arizona told the state Senate president he’s starting a new company with some of the same employees as Cyber Ninjas, the old firm he’s closing as it faces massive court fines for refusing to release public records.

Cyber Ninjas founder Doug Logan told Republican Senate President Karen Fann in text messages that he was unable to sell the firm because of “too much negativity around the name,” but he plans to sell off all its assets to pay debts and eventually file for bankruptcy. His lawyer says Logan can’t fulfill a court order to release public records because the company has no money, even though Trump allies raised millions of dollars for the unprecedented partisan election review.

Logan did not say whether his new firm would do essentially the same work as Cyber Ninjas, but he said his efforts have been running into obstacles. He told The Associated Press he’s not trying to circumvent the court fines and public records orders, but he needs to work.

“If Cyber Ninjas goes out-of-business I either need to get a job with someone else (which was considered), or start from scratch with a new company,” Logan wrote in an email to the AP. “The latter is the route I chose to go.”

fox10phoenix.com

And now that I have his name (Doug Logan), off to check the tax rolls…

ETA: I can’t get at this story, but the house in question may not be in Arizona.

Sarasota Cyber Ninjas still draw scrutiny heraldtribune.com › columns › 2021/11/17
Nov 17, 2021 — Doug Logan, owner of the infamous Cyber Ninjas and father of 12, was able to pay off a large mortgage in less than four years. But how?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:55:25am

re: #187 Hecuba’s daughter

IANAL but given the corporation is dissolved and may have no assets, isn’t the situation that there is no financial incentive to turn over the papers? Can he be imprisoned for refusing to do so?

Perhaps there’s no problem from a corporate standpoint since they’ve filled bankruptcy (assuming they did file bankruptcy) but criminal issues remain a long as the statute of limitations are in effect.

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gwangung  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:56:46am

re: #191 mmmirele

Doug Logan is a depressingly common name, but if you could look up which companies he’s involved with with the Secretary of State, you might get a middle initial that would narrow it down…

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 9, 2022 • 8:58:40am

re: #192 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Perhaps there’s no problem from a corporate standpoint since they’ve filled bankruptcy (assuming they did file bankruptcy) but criminal issues remain a long as the statute of limitations are in effect.

Oh, and BTW, you can’t get rid of assets knowing you’re going to file bankruptcy (which he just admitted to) because the court can come in and get those assets back, so this genius is likely in deep Doo Doo.

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mmmirele  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:04:25am

re: #193 gwangung

Doug Logan is a depressingly common name, but if you could look up which companies he’s involved with with the Secretary of State, you might get a middle initial that would narrow it down…

Douglas J Logan and it’s Cyber Ninjas Inc, based in Sarasota FL, per sunbiz.org. Screenshots:

The house is probably in Sarasota, Florida.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:07:25am

That’s not very, um, ninja.

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mmmirele  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:14:16am

re: #82 jaunte

Lakota Man works as a nurse:

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And this is why that asshat James Quintero from the Texas Public Policy Foundation needs to sit in a COVID ICU. Maybe he might think about one of his FIVE KIDS coughing between life and death. Asshat, snowflake!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:15:13am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:15:49am
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mmmirele  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:16:26am

re: #127 darthstar

Awesome story over at dKos about a hockey fan who spots a mole on the back of the Vancouver Canuck’s coach. Go read it. No spoilers.

Go read that story, then ADMIRE THE HELL out of the woman’s absolutely COOL crocheted Kraken hat. It is seriously AWESOME.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:17:21am

re: #201 mmmirele

Go read that story, then ADMIRE THE HELL out of the woman’s absolutely COOL crocheted Kraken hat. It is seriously AWESOME.

INORITE? I loved that thing!

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:17:40am

Another One Bites the Bacon..
God Save the Bacon…
The Star Spangled Bacon…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:18:34am

the replies in this thread are fun

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:19:50am

re: #203 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Another One Bites the Bacon..
God Save the Bacon…
The Star Spangled Bacon…

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Feel like bacon love.

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Dr Lizardo  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:21:15am

re: #203 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Bacon in the UK

Bacon over the Rainbow

Back in Bacon

I Want You to Want Bacon

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mmmirele  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:22:52am

re: #203 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Another One Bites the Bacon..
God Save the Bacon…
The Star Spangled Bacon…

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Nearer My Bacon To Thee
Amazing Bacon
Bacon, Lover of My Soul
Abide With Me, Bacon
Be Thou My Bacon
All Creatures of our God and Bacon

Ok, I need to stop, because I’m making myself hungry.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:22:57am

re: #203 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Another One Bites the Bacon..
God Save the Bacon…
The Star Spangled Bacon…

[Embedded content]

Feel Like Bacon Love

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:24:41am

re: #205 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Feel like bacon love.

Damn, 2 down and you got it first. Was thinking of some song with a word that rhymed with bacon and that was the first one to come to mind.

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A Mom Anon  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:27:04am

re: #204 Backwoods_Sleuth

So we’re actually to the point that whiny men have to have special sheets marketed towards them?

I noticed in the store and on TV, Huggies has changed their packaging and marketing towards dads. They changed the color of the diaper boxes and wipes packaging to black with red lettering. Because as we all know, men just won’t participate in actual parenting duties unless the packaging is manly enough.

We are a ridiculously messed up society.

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Mattand  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:29:27am

So I’m watching the Eagles-Cowboys sports ball competition last night and the first half ends with the Cowboys going up 30-17 in the last minutes of the second quarter.

Having watched the Eagles most of my life, this one has the stank of a game about to go off the rails, so I switch over to Ken Burns’s country music doc.

This morning, I remember I don’t know how the game ended, so I ask Siri “What was the Eagles’ score?”

Verbatim response: “The Eagles were subjugated by the Cowboys last night, 51-26.”

Siri can’t get my partner’s name right after seven years of use (“It’s LORI. L-O-R-I!!! Not ‘Laurie’ you fucking idiot!”), but it’s got the “Humiliate the Eagles fans at all costs” tip down cold.

At least they made the playoffs…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:29:36am
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William Lewis  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:30:06am

re: #203 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Another One Bites the Bacon..
God Save the Bacon…
The Star Spangled Bacon…

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LA Bacon
Don’t Stop Bacon
(in honor of the thread) Preacher in the Bacon
(Don’t Fear) The Bacon
Take the Bacon Train
More than a Bacon

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Ming5000  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:31:55am

re: #204 Backwoods_Sleuth

the replies in this thread are fun

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That bed frame’s outrigger legs are SURELY a trip and fall hazard, and worse. Ridiculous.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:32:47am

re: #203 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Another One Bites the Bacon..
God Save the Bacon…
The Star Spangled Bacon…

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Send Lawyers, Guns, and Bacon.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:33:15am
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:34:34am
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mmmirele  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:39:53am

re: #210 A Mom Anon

So we’re actually to the point that whiny men have to have special sheets marketed towards them?

I noticed in the store and on TV, Huggies has changed their packaging and marketing towards dads. They changed the color of the diaper boxes and wipes packaging to black with red lettering. Because as we all know, men just won’t participate in actual parenting duties unless the packaging is manly enough.

We are a ridiculously messed up society.

One of my (ex-boy)friends has been going on about sheets this week. He (like another ex-boy)friend buys things in bulk when he finds something he likes, and in this case, it was a particular model of sheets from the more or less now defunct Kmart. He broke out the last package last week. Today he asked if someone sold fitted bottom sheets because he was wearing through the bottom sheets (and yes, I’ve had that happen to me) but had perfectly good top sheets. Which, btw, aren’t big enough to be repurposed as bottom sheets. (This is true, give it a try.) So he got a number of suggestions. But I sent along that pic about “man sheets” as a tease.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:40:48am

Iframe

When I was in the National Guard, some wag put a “junk vehicle warning” sticker on one of our Hueys.

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Captain Magic  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:48:11am

re: #213 William Lewis

With Your Bacon
Dance With the Bacon

Count on Bacon
All Night bacon
(Jefferson Starship songs from Spitfire and Earth)

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William Lewis  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:54:27am

re: #220 Captain Magic

With Your Bacon
Dance With the Bacon

Count on Bacon
All Night bacon
(Jefferson Starship songs from Spitfire and Earth)

Oooh. Hyperbacon!
Freedom at Point Bacon
St Bacon

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Captain Magic  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:59:00am

re: #221 William Lewis
Jefferson Airplane:
Crown of Bacon
Somebody to Bacon
White Bacon

Rolling Stone:
Paint it Bacon
Honky Tonk Bacon
She’s So Bacon

The Animals:
Sky Bacon
A girl named Bacon

Antoin Dvorak:
From the new bacon

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No Malarkey!  Jan 9, 2022 • 9:59:11am

re: #156 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

I would say go after the asshats in the Az. Legislator that authorized the fraudit. But that’s probably a pipe dream.

It is; they have legislative immunity.

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Jay C  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:00:09am

And the special Beatles reboots;

I Want To Hold Your Bacon
The Long And Winding Bacon
Hey Bacon
Bacon Submarine
Happiness is a Warm Bacon

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Captain Magic  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:01:43am

Geez - now that we got this bacon thread going I’m going to have to make some.

Microwaves make the best bacon.

226
jaunte  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:02:41am

Bacon Whoopee.

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No Malarkey!  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:02:44am

re: #169 mmmirele

Apparently suggesting to a person on Twitter that a person who thinks COVID is no big deal should sit in a COVID ICU for a few hours while wearing the appropriate PPE is now something that will get you limited on Twitter.

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I deleted the Tweet, but I got a screenshot. Fuck Twitter, I’m better at this than their goddamned algorithm.

On Twitter, I just tweet a link to sorryantivaxxer.com to antivaxxers, then I block them.

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Rightwingconspirator  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:06:14am

re: #225 Captain Magic

Geez - now that we got this bacon thread going I’m going to have to make some.

Microwaves make the best bacon.

Fastest? Crispy You bet. But I fell for oven baked around here.

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ericblair  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:08:09am

re: #204 Backwoods_Sleuth

What the actual F is going on here? That mattress is like 5” thick. Are thoe weird ass bed frame spider legs like one step above having your mattress on the floor?

Those weird ass bed frame spider legs are the things that you trip over so you break your nose on the floor when you get up at 2AM to try to take a piss.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:13:54am

Engineer joke:

A soldier, a priest and an engineer are captured in war and about to be executed by guillotine. The enemy commander asks the soldier if he wishes to face up or down.
“I don’t want to see it coming, so I’ll face down”, he replies.
He’s put in the guillotine, the blade is released…and suddenly stops inches from his neck. The enemy believes this is a sign and lets him go.
Next, the priest decides he wants to face up, “So I can gaze at heaven as I die.”
The priest is put in the guillotine, and again the blade is released…and suddenly stops inches from his neck. The enemy believes this is another sign and lets him go.
Lastly the engineer is brought before the commander and given the choice to face up or down.
The engineer flips a coin and decides to face up.
He is placed in the guillotine. The enemy soldiers prepare to drop the blade. Suddenly, the engineer shouts out, “Wait, wait…I think I see where it’s getting stuck.

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nicdanger  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:16:06am

A little Neil Young

I’ve seen the bacon and the damage done
Heart of bacon
Old bacon

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:16:34am

People fail their driving exams for rolling stops.

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Captain Ron  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:18:01am

If I had a bacon launcher

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:23:00am

re: #232 Sherlock Hound

People fail their driving exams for rolling stops.

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They also fail for not checking their blind spots. *raises hand*

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Belafon  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:26:23am

re: #204 Backwoods_Sleuth

the replies in this thread are fun

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Are the sheets rougher, because I can’t tell how a bedsheets would be different for men.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:27:15am

re: #231 nicdanger

A little Neil Young

I’ve seen the bacon and the damage done
Heart of bacon
Old bacon

Bacon the Killer

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:27:50am

re: #235 Belafon

They come to the house in a plain brown wrapper. These guys do not want to be seen at Macy’s.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:28:21am

re: #234 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

They also fail for not checking their blind spots. *raises hand*

IRL I totalled my car when checking for a blind spot. I took a fraction of a second too long and discovered that the car in front of me had stopped for a car making a left hand turn onto a side road and there wasn’t enough time for me to stop too!

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Belafon  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:28:23am

re: #211 Mattand

So I’m watching the Eagles-Cowboys sports ball competition last night and the first half ends with the Cowboys going up 30-17 in the last minutes of the second quarter.

Having watched the Eagles most of my life, this one has the stank of a game about to go off the rails, so I switch over to Ken Burns’s country music doc.

This morning, I remember I don’t know how the game ended, so I ask Siri “What was the Eagles’ score?”

Verbatim response: “The Eagles were subjugated by the Cowboys last night, 51-26.”

Siri can’t get my partner’s name right after seven years of use (“It’s LORI. L-O-R-I!!! Not ‘Laurie’ you fucking idiot!”), but it’s got the “Humiliate the Eagles fans at all costs” tip down cold.

At least they made the playoffs…

Reading this morning about the game, and the Eagles didn’t play a lot of their starters because they were going in the playoffs regardless, while the Cowboys needed the win in order to improve their chances of getting higher than fourth.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:36:03am

re: #238 Hecuba’s daughter

IRL I totalled my car when checking for a blind spot. I took a fraction of a second too long and discovered that the car in front of me had stopped for a car making a left hand turn onto a side road and there wasn’t enough time for me to stop too!

When I went down to the DMV to pay for the second road test, the clerk looked at the testers name and commented that Ol’ Swivel Neck strikes again. So she obviously has a history of failing people for failing to check.

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William Lewis  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:37:37am

re: #239 Belafon

I’m rooting for Detroit today. GB is in no matter what, they probably won’t play too hard. Detroit OTOH has been trying hard all along. Be nice to see them get one more win before being done for the season.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:38:26am

The Bacon of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Bohemian Bacon.

Stairway to Bacon.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:38:55am
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Mattand  Jan 9, 2022 • 10:50:21am

re: #239 Belafon

Reading this morning about the game, and the Eagles didn’t play a lot of their starters because they were going in the playoffs regardless, while the Cowboys needed the win in order to improve their chances of getting higher than fourth.

I figured as much, but you’ve got to be from this area to know how much hatred there is for the Cowboys.

I can only imagine the shit show afterwards in the parking lot and on the subway. Cowboys fans are insane to wear their gear to Eagles home games. You are literally risking a trip to the hospital.

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A Mom Anon  Jan 9, 2022 • 11:32:45am

re: #218 mmmirele

You can buy sheets separately and sometimes in packs of 6. I just ordered a 6 pack of twin flat sheets because I use them to cover the couch cushions(the ones we sit on)and on top of our bed quilt because Cleo. She sheds insane amounts and her nails have been known to shred things if she gets house zoomies. They work pretty well for this purpose. Amazon has them for 36 bucks for 6 which is cheaper than Walmart or Target. You don’t have to buy sets, it’s just more convenient and that’s why it’s mostly what you see. I’d just be happy to find 100 percent cotton sheets that weren’t more than a car payment.

I am still wrapping my head around Sheets for Men. How are they different than, well, sheets? This also reminds me of all the “tactical” crap marketed as more manly dipshittery. Sunglasses, flashlights, razors and beard trimmers, etc. It’s the same ploys used to market shit to women, just different colors of things and manly muscular mens being all manly. Everything is black, gray or some version of camouflage or army green.

Humans are fucking weird and stupid.

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darthstar  Jan 9, 2022 • 3:28:35pm

re: #169 mmmirele

They give you a time out after you deleted it?


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