Kimmel: Anti-Vax Leader Pushes Drinking Urine for COVID, Guillermo’s Deer Antler Spray & Anti-Vax Barbie!

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I’m posting this because I’m a big believer in promulgating as much mockery of the right wing Trump cult as possible. Huge. Huge believer.

We make our return to studio after an unwilling extra week off because of Omicron, there was some early-season drama on the new season of “The Bachelor,” the Golden Globes were not televised this year and they had to announce winners on Twitter, there is a shortage of at-home COVID-19 tests available, anti-vaxhole Christopher Key is touting the benefits of drinking your own urine and after doing some research we discovered that our very own Guillermo has endorsed one of his crazy products, and the folks at Mattel made a mint over Christmas with a twist on America’s all-time favorite doll.

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Belafon  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:20:04pm
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Belafon  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:20:21pm
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darthstar  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:22:57pm

Just tested negative for Covid…and I didn’t even have to drink my own pee. PCR result should be in tomorrow, but glad the missus brought home a stack of tests since I was feeling crappy the last two days.

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Citizen K  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:30:10pm
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Charles Johnson  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:34:12pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:40:39pm
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No Malarkey!  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:43:04pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

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Charles Johnson  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:43:42pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:43:54pm

I feel like someone here used the phrase “urine trouble” before Jimmy. (Yes, I know that if you think you’ve had an original thought just go to google and find out that you didn’t, but I’d love to think that someone saw it here.) Oh, yeah. It was me.

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darthstar  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:44:09pm

As Wordle becomes more and more popular - it was started by some guy who wanted to give his girlfriend who likes word games something different - I do hope they have server capacity to handle the loads they’re getting…also, if they’re hosted by AWS, I hope Bezos just gifts them enough on-demand server capacity to keep the site up.

It’s blissfully simple and compact…powerlanguage.co.uk only sets a single cookie to track your streak…and probably uses near zero CPU or memory per connection.

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jaunte  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:44:17pm

re: #7 No Malarkey!

“The tyrannical majority will never poop our party!”

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darthstar  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:45:20pm

re: #6 Backwoods_Sleuth

He’s got mommy issues, wants to be ‘abused’ by Rachel, and is desperate for the exposure and validation being on Maddow would give him.

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darthstar  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:45:45pm

re: #8 Charles Johnson

Fuck Matt Gaetz…with a rake.

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darthstar  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:46:12pm

re: #9 Barefoot Grin

I feel like someone here used the phrase “urine trouble” before Jimmy. (Yes, I know that if you think you’ve had an original thought just go to google and find out that you didn’t, but I’d love to think that someone saw it here.) Oh, yeah. It was me.

I used “Urine the money!”

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jaunte  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:47:36pm

Urine an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

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darthstar  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:50:24pm

re: #15 jaunte

Urine an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

All I know is I don’t want to be in the shape urine.

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Jay C  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:50:45pm

re: #14 darthstar

I used “Urine the money!”

And I’ll claim “Urine Good Company”.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:51:09pm

re: #5 Charles Johnson

I approve their message and hope they continue to drink uterine — and take boner pills; especially those with heart conditions.

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darthstar  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:51:12pm

re: #16 darthstar

All I know is I don’t want to be in the shape urine.

Unless urine France…where the food is joyful and the wine….oh, the wine…

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Charles Johnson  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:51:23pm
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darthstar  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:51:45pm

re: #18 Colère Tueur de Lapin

I approve their message and hope they continue to drink uterine — and take boner pills; especially those with heart conditions.

Boner pills and a taser in every pocket.

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darthstar  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:52:47pm

Okay…made a coconut lentil curry…rice just finished. Need to feed us…back later.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:54:37pm

re: #15 jaunte

Urine an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

There is a small mailbox here.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 12, 2022 • 5:55:25pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:06:10pm
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gocart mozart  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:09:09pm
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Patricia Kayden  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:12:26pm

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Sherlock Hound  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:13:02pm

re: #14 darthstar

I used “Urine the money!”

To Israel, 1948, “urination”.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:15:05pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:16:27pm
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jaunte  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:16:44pm
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Dangerman  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:16:59pm

re: #29 Patricia Kayden

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Well there’s a fuckin surprise

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Jay C  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:18:51pm

re: #12 darthstar

He’s got mommy issues, wants to be ‘abused’ by Rachel, and is desperate for the exposure and validation being on Maddow would give him.

Yeah: when I heard that Nazi-boy Madison was yammering on about “debating” Rachel Maddow, it was LOL time. Mainly because I got a quick vision of what that assclown might consider as a “debate”, and then I wondered what possible incentive Rachel would have to give that fool the exposure. Exposure, which, I’m sure Cawthorn and/or his PR reptiles would be quick to edit into some godawful hit-piece which would probably be of unfathomably profound stupidity, but hailed by the RWNJ media as Pulitzer-worthy genius….

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Citizen K  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:19:22pm

I hate how well this encapsulates the problem we have.

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Dangerman  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:22:55pm

It’s amazing how consistent it is that all these people who were (obviously) involved in 1/6 refuse to discuss it.

It’s like every single one of them has something to hide.

Getting the truth on the record is more difficult when conspirators contine to, well conspire to obstruct, but it’s not impossible!

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Captain Ron  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:24:15pm
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retired cynic  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:28:34pm

re: #36 Dread Pirate Ron

well, of COURSE he is

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:28:46pm

re: #10 darthstar

As Wordle becomes more and more popular - it was started by some guy who wanted to give his girlfriend who likes word games something different - I do hope they have server capacity to handle the loads they’re getting…also, if they’re hosted by AWS, I hope Bezos just gifts them enough on-demand server capacity to keep the site up.

It’s blissfully simple and compact…powerlanguage.co.uk only sets a single cookie to track your streak…and probably uses near zero CPU or memory per connection.

I got it in 5 today. So that’s an improvement.

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jaunte  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:29:14pm
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wrenchwench  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:29:50pm

re: #29 Patricia Kayden

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‘cowardly spineless rat bastard traitor’ has a certain ring to it.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:30:02pm

re: #27 Patricia Kayden

What are going out clothes?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:31:35pm

Sorry if you saw this already, but what the fucking fuck?

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Decatur Deb  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:33:51pm

re: #41 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

What are going out clothes?

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The Pie Overlord!  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:35:04pm

re: #33 Jay C

Yeah: when I heard that Nazi-boy Madison was yammering on about “debating” Rachel Maddow, it was LOL time. Mainly because I got a quick vision of what that assclown might consider as a “debate”, and then I wondered what possible incentive Rachel would have to give that fool the exposure. Exposure, which, I’m sure Cawthorn and/or his PR reptiles would be quick to edit into some godawful hit-piece which would probably be of unfathomably profound stupidity, but hailed by the RWNJ media as Pulitzer-worthy genius….

All these “DEBATE ME NOW!!” asshats like Cawthorn or Ben Shapiro have a “debating” style in which they vomit out all their bullshit talking points and then expect their “opponent” to spend their entire time debunking the talking points one by one. I think this is called the “Gish Gallop” after the creationist “master debater” who invented it.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:35:10pm
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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:37:23pm

re: #43 Decatur Deb

That looks about right, totally my daily attire. But that’s an awful big fridge in her house.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:43:04pm
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Dangerman  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:43:05pm

re: #44 The Pie Overlord!

All these “DEBATE ME NOW!!” asshats like Cawthorn or Ben Shapiro have a “debating” style in which they vomit out all their bullshit talking points and then expect their “opponent” to spend their entire time debunking the talking points one by one. I think this is called the “Gish Gallop” after the creationist “master debater” who invented it.

Like what tfg did this morning with Steve inskeep

He never actually said anything

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jan 12, 2022 • 6:47:35pm

re: #42 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Sorry if you saw this already, but what the fucking fuck?

Florida, man

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(((Archangel1)))  Jan 12, 2022 • 7:35:52pm

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