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Dr. Chris Mah
Dr. Tomasz Baumiller
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Dr. Charles Messing
Dr. Kate M. Naughton
Dr. Angela Stevenson
Melissa Douglas
Dr. Igor Adameyko

Dr. Symon Dworjanyn
Dr. Lara Tomholt
Dr. Simon Coppard
Sina Heydari
Anders Garm
Melanie Lloyd
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The New Zealand Marine Studies Centre,
University of Otago (New Zealand),
and Marco Zilioli
NOAA
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Hakai Institute
WA State Dept. of Ecology

Ocean Networks Canada / CSSF-ROPOS
Vancouver Aquarium
Ru Selvadurai
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Lester Pearson College
Zeb Hallock

Dr. Elise Hennebert

Mike Lukaczyn
WeDive TV

Abhishek Gupta
Mull Aquarium

Annette G.E. Smith
Robert Beck

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gocart mozart  Apr 8, 2022 • 2:50:09pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 2:51:53pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 2:53:11pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Apr 8, 2022 • 2:55:21pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 2:55:25pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 2:57:14pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 3:01:17pm

Here is a flying dog, Charles.

I repeat…Flying Dog!

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 8, 2022 • 3:11:17pm

I have been out of the habit of looking at Darth’s page and need to get back. In this one I noticed a little sunshine drawn in to the second photo to…cover Goose’s red?

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A Cranky One  Apr 8, 2022 • 3:15:06pm

Apply after the THC gummies are ingested.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 8, 2022 • 3:20:53pm

More weird biology:

Youtube Video

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Apr 8, 2022 • 3:29:32pm

Me replying to an asshole on the Babel Colour string that was posted earlier. This is one of my favorites.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 8, 2022 • 3:43:31pm

Fun convo with my nephew just now. He’s six :

N: Uncle Cyborg, can we get Elton John’s pizza tonight?

Me: I think you mean Papa John’s, although a Sir Elton pizza place would be amazing. But anyway, no, we’re not doing Papa John’s. (Reaching for phone) I know where we can get far better pizza than that…

N: Yay for pizza!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 3:56:56pm
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A Cranky One  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:05:53pm

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steve_davis  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:06:36pm

re: #8 Barefoot Grin

I have been out of the habit of looking at Darth’s page and need to get back. In this one I noticed a little sunshine drawn in to the second photo to…cover Goose’s red?

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based on that second picture, he loves everyone a little too well!

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:12:08pm

Swell. foreignpolicy.com

Le Pen’s Late Surge Could Be Another French Revolution

Emmanuel Macron was meant to cruise to victory. For the first time, the French far right has a real chance to win.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:15:10pm

good question

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:15:22pm
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Citizen K  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:19:41pm

re: #16 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Swell. foreignpolicy.com

So the far right swoon all over the world continues all over the world because fuck trying to improve the situation on the ground, we have trans people to persecute, ‘woke’ things to fight against, and immigrants to scapegoat and genocide?

Fun.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:24:02pm

re: #16 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Swell. foreignpolicy.com

Eric Zemmour is another straight-up fascist. If either he or LePen win, CPAC will be in France next year.

In that case, I propose holding CPAC in the Vichy region. Les Pétainistes need to stay together. /

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:35:24pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:37:07pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:38:49pm
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EPR-radar  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:42:43pm

re: #22 Backwoods_Sleuth

Republicans must think all the jobs are up in women’s lady parts.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:43:24pm

re: #24 EPR-radar

They are obsessed with it.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:44:19pm

I’ve been on a Star Trek TNG and DS9 kick for a while, and now I’m about to dive in to Picard.

Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:44:39pm

my shocked face…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:45:33pm
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Cheechako  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:50:46pm

Special for a Friday:

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:51:43pm

re: #28 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Republicans are not interested at all in being accurate or truthful in their statements. They simply want to push the various emotional buttons of their base to keep them riled up and motivated to donate, vote, and hate.

And Castro is still the Cuban bugaboo to be invoked. And I’d expect them to drop his name still decades after Castro is dead.

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mmmirele  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:52:28pm

OK, most ceremonial first pitches are, you know, not very memorable. This one, for a Korean baseball team, is definitely memorable.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 8, 2022 • 4:56:36pm
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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:08:28pm

re: #32 Charles Johnson

I have no idea what that is, but I assume it includes some sort of venom.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:12:35pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:14:59pm
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darthstar  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:15:08pm

Well, this doesn’t suck…and the Giants won.

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A Mom Anon  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:17:09pm

re: #36 darthstar

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Charles Johnson  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:18:52pm

re: #33 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

I have no idea what that is, but I assume it includes some sort of venom.

wineselectors.com.au.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:19:37pm

Viognier is like Chardonnay if Chardonnay was still hip.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:20:48pm

re: #39 Charles Johnson

Viognier is like Chardonnay if Chardonnay was still hip.

Do you have to pull a plastic closure off the tap, or does it have the foil seal?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:23:46pm
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Charles Johnson  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:25:09pm

re: #40 Decatur Deb

Do you have to pull a plastic closure off the tap, or does it have the foil seal?

This one has a screw-off top. So it’s very easy to consume. No tools necessary.

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EPR-radar  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:25:47pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

Why is it that the only unions with any apparent political power are the very worst unions — border patrol, police and prison unions?

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Decatur Deb  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:25:50pm

re: #41 Backwoods_Sleuth

Wanna know who’s changing the demographics of the electorate?

Anti-vaxxers/anti-maskers.

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A Mom Anon  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:27:31pm

re: #43 EPR-radar

Because they are the only ones that haven’t been torn to shreds by lobbyists and other anti worker entities that have been trying to get rid of unions since they began.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:29:43pm

Screw-top wine used to mean Mad Dog 20/20, cheapest of cheap swill, but that technology has gotten a lot better.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:31:16pm
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Decatur Deb  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:31:19pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

Screw-top wine used to mean Mad Dog 20/20, cheapest of cheap swill, but that technology has gotten a lot better.

Wild Irish Rose aspired to be MD20/20.

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William Lewis  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:36:28pm

re: #48 Decatur Deb

Wild Irish Rose aspired to be MD20/20.

Eh, I have a co-worker who loves Boone’s Farm. I’ll stick to a nice Oregon Pinot Noir, I think.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:38:21pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

re: #48 Decatur Deb

re: #49 William Lewis

Because of my allergies and the meds I take I will stick to seltzer. I have to admit some of those vintages some really good.

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b.d  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:40:56pm

re: #46 Charles Johnson

Screw-top wine used to mean Mad Dog 20/20, cheapest of cheap swill, but that technology has gotten a lot better.

MD 20/20 hasn’t though!

Years ago listened to a story how synthetic corks and screw top caps were making the cork oak forests disappear. Oak forests being cut down, paved over and replaced by urban sprawl has made me cuddle up to the unnecessary cork forever, whether or not that story was true!

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Belafon  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:43:00pm
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calochortus  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:44:02pm

re: #32 Charles Johnson

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We’re going with a nice CA viognier (Castoro Cellars.) It does have a cork rather than a screw top, but I don’t hold that against it.

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William Lewis  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:44:25pm

Perhaps I missed but just in case this hasn’t been posted, this is way cool…

Youtube Video

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Decatur Deb  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:45:43pm

re: #49 William Lewis

Eh, I have a co-worker who loves Boone’s Farm. I’ll stick to a nice Oregon Pinot Noir, I think.

One Friday night the parachute club of an installation you know and love went sort of AWOL, and that was the least felonious part of the 3-day weekend. One guy really got into the Wild Irish Rose, so we left him in a station wagon while we went into a diner somewhere in Indiana. When the State Troopers came in for a coffee, someone slipped out and covered the guy with a packing mat, so that stayed cool. We were in 4-5 vehicles and a Triumph 500. The guy on the Triumph was at a disadvantage because he couldn’t work the clutch, gas and a beer at the same time. We overcame, though, because he and the girl would slide up between two of the 4-wheelers, and we’d hand them a can out the window. Don’t try this at home.

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b.d  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:47:42pm

re: #51 b.d

MD 20/20 hasn’t though!

Years ago listened to a story how synthetic corks and screw top caps were making the cork oak forests disappear. Oak forests being cut down, paved over and replaced by urban sprawl has made me cuddle up to the unnecessary cork forever, whether or not that story was true!

Keep cork alive!

Cork Oak Forest (Montados)
The cork oak forest (called montados) is found in Portugal, Spain, Italy, France, Morocco, Tunisia, and Algeria and cover 2.1 million hectares (or 8,100 square miles). Approximately 340,000 tons of cork are harvested each year from these forests at a value of €1.5 billion.

Portugal, which has a third of the total area of cork oaks, is the largest producer with about half of the world’s cork production. These trees are so important to the Portuguese that they cannot be legally cut down. In addition, the forests are one of the 35 most important ecosystems in the world—comparable with Amazonia, the African Savanna and Borneo.

These forests retain up to 14 million tons of CO2 annually, contributing to the reduction of greenhouse gases. Over 200 animal species and 135 plant species find ideal conditions for survival in the cork oak forest and over 100,000 people directly or indirectly depend on this forest. Cork harvesting is the highest paid agricultural work in the world.

They are a pain in the butt but I love ‘em.
spinneybeck.com.

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Belafon  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:48:52pm
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Amory Blaine  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:52:10pm

re: #32 Charles Johnson

I thought he was German///

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:52:15pm
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Charles Johnson  Apr 8, 2022 • 5:55:00pm
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b.d  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:03:35pm

re: #60 Charles Johnson

I am shocked that Trump isn’t freaking out over the giant justice hammer that the totally ferocious AG Garland has been swinging!

//

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:04:03pm
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b.d  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:06:56pm

re: #62 Backwoods_Sleuth

I will give $500 to the 1st real post primary democratic candidate to declare that their general election opponent is too stupid to hold office.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:09:53pm

re: #63 b.d

I will give $500 to the 1st real post primary democratic candidate to declare that their general election opponent is too stupid to hold office.

One of my daughters is running for county commissioner.

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(((Archangel1)))  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:10:36pm

Those 20 bucks are as good as his… xD

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:12:26pm

Janey is doing voiceovers again!

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Belafon  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:13:50pm

A first issue of Captain America, with him punching Hitler on the cover, sold for $3.1M.

deadline.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:14:06pm
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darthstar  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:16:08pm

So yeah, I wore a kilt to the game today. Surprisingly comfy, skirts. And you really feel the air riding one of those electric scooters down the street back to your car after the game.

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darthstar  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:17:04pm

re: #67 Belafon

A first issue of Captain America, with him punching Hitler on the cover, sold for $3.1M.

deadline.com

I’d have punched Hitler for nothing.

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Romantic Heretic  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:20:35pm

re: #17 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

France has never really recovered from the Bourbons.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:22:04pm

Said daughter’s nearest town:

They were pushed out in 1836. This weekend, the Muscogee Nation comes back to Alabama
al.com

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Rightwingconspirator  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:31:23pm

re: #39 Charles Johnson

Viognier is like Chardonnay if Chardonnay was still hip.

In the heat go for the dry. (Wine) Great choice IMO. And essential to any good white sangria.

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b.d  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:31:59pm

re: #71 Romantic Heretic

France has never really recovered from the Bourbons.

At least the Italians learned to enjoy life in a meaningless country.

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Romantic Heretic  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:34:08pm

re: #67 Belafon

A first issue of Captain America, with him punching Hitler on the cover, sold for $3.1M.

deadline.com

My vampire, Georges Belleveau, just made some pocket change. He has a small warehouse stuffed full of things whose value appreciates over time.

What’s the point of immortality if you can’t make money off it?

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b.d  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:35:19pm

re: #64 Decatur Deb

One of my daughters is running for county commissioner.

gimme the youtube!

it’s ok for the republicans to call democrats pedophiles, communists, atheists, nazis, satanists, unfamily, anti-moral, etc. but we can’t call them the simple thing that they are? stupid? rip the robes off!

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Dopamine Fish  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:35:22pm

re: #75 Romantic Heretic

My vampire, Georges Belleveau, just made some pocket change. He has a small warehouse stuffed full of things whose value appreciates over time.

What’s the point of immortality if you can’t make money off it?

It is generally assumed, in most lores where there be immortal creatures, that said immortal creatures have enormous wealth precisely for this reason. I mean, seriously. If you actually know you’re going to live forever, you know there are ways to take advantage of this to ensure you never have to work another day in your eternal life, if you don’t want to.

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Amory Blaine  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:36:11pm

re: #69 darthstar

So yeah, I wore a kilt to the game today. Surprisingly comfy, skirts. And you really feel the air riding one of those electric scooters down the street back to your car after the game.

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Pants came from the devil.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:37:49pm

oh

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Romantic Heretic  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:37:56pm

re: #77 Dopamine Fish

Live forever…

…as long as he doesn’t try to get a tan.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:39:39pm

re: #76 b.d

gimme the youtube!

it’s ok for the republicans to call democrats pedophiles, communists, atheists, nazis, satanists, unfamily, anti-moral, etc. but we can’t call them the simple thing that they are? stupid? rip the robes off!

Save your money for Stacey Abrams or someone else who has a chance. Daughter is running as a pro-choice, pro-marijuana, gun control Alabama Democrat with a $1,000 war chest.

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Belafon  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:42:36pm

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:43:44pm

re: #71 Romantic Heretic

France has never really recovered from the Bourbons.

We can definitively trace one branch of the family to German ancestors who landed in Paris, Bourbon County, Kentucky in 1789.

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jeffreyw  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:44:08pm

re: #49 William Lewis

Eh, I have a co-worker who loves Boone’s Farm. I’ll stick to a nice Oregon Pinot Noir, I think.

I died on Strawberry Hill. Several times.

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b.d  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:47:02pm

re: #81 Decatur Deb

Save your money for Stacey Abrams or someone else who has a chance. Daughter is running as a pro-choice, pro-marijuana, gun control Alabama Democrat with a $1,000 war chest.

Damn, appreciate her immensely for standing up for what she believes and fighting the good fight. Hope she can live a happy life there with her running? Running for any office now is almost declaring an act of war, I pray for her peace against the nutjobs.

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A Cranky One  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:53:39pm

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EPR-radar  Apr 8, 2022 • 6:54:44pm

re: #86 A Cranky One

The part of Lincoln is now the party of John Wilkes Booth. History sure loves its little jokes.

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Jack Burton in Mactified Forshion  Apr 8, 2022 • 7:33:27pm

re: #84 jeffreyw

I died on Strawberry Hill. Several times.

If I had a dime I cleaned up vomit that started as Strawberry Hill in the early 90s…

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 8, 2022 • 7:39:38pm

The oligarch who was in my state yesterday, is now in White Plains.

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jaunte  Apr 8, 2022 • 7:41:09pm
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b.d  Apr 8, 2022 • 7:43:35pm

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DodgerFan1988  Apr 8, 2022 • 7:44:18pm

MTG wants a Stalinist-style purge.

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Dopamine Fish  Apr 8, 2022 • 7:48:47pm

re: #92 DodgerFan1988

MTG wants a Stalinist-style purge.

Margarine Tater-Greens is the spearhead of the American Fascist Party. She can just fuck right off a cliff, as far as I’m concerned.

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BeachDem  Apr 8, 2022 • 7:49:13pm

re: #47 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Little else seems as important as the arrest of Lizelle Herrera, a 26-year-old in jail on a half-a-million-dollar bond arrested on an indictment for murder, following a self-induced abortion.

Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose

From 2012—
At least 38 states have introduced fetal homicide laws that were intended to be used against violent attacks by third parties like abusive male partners. But in South Carolina, only one case has been brought against a man for assaulting a pregnant woman, while up to 300 women have been arrested under the law, according to the National Advocates for Pregnant Women.

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EPR-radar  Apr 8, 2022 • 7:50:41pm

re: #92 DodgerFan1988

What needs to happen in the US, but won’t, is a purge of the GOP. Remove from it every GOP office holder whose loyalty to a foreign power, or to US oligarchs, is above their oath of office.

That would hit well over 90% of Republicans in DC, and similarly nationwide.


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