The Bob Cesca Podcast: The Dreaded Hurricane Gun

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Hurricane Gun — [Explicit Content] Breaking News about Matt Schlapp. Trump wondered if China was attacking us with hurricane guns. DOJ launched a grand jury investigation into Trump’s document theft. The Republicans are screaming about infanticide again. Kayleigh McEnany on abortions the “tenth month.” The lies about Ralph Northam’s abortion remarks. Joe Machin and the Republicans vote against the Women’s Health Protection Act. Susan Collins is terrified of chalk. Who’s paying off public officials for Trump? Good news on the Don’t Say Gay front. With Spicy Jody Hamilton and David TRex Ferguson, music by Richard Turgeon, Kori PZ, and more!

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138 comments
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Dangerman  May 12, 2022 • 2:28:22pm

‘unidentifed’ does not mean unidentifiable

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Shropshire Slasher  May 12, 2022 • 2:31:29pm

re: #1 Dangerman

‘unidentifed’ does not mean unidentifiable

The truth is out there.

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Patricia Kayden  May 12, 2022 • 2:31:31pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 2:33:19pm

Frankly, I think Earth shouldn’t have been wearing verdant forests, so it was kind of its own fault. But fortunately, the religion of greed will have us wearing a drab sandy burqa.

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Egregious Philbin  May 12, 2022 • 2:33:36pm

My question to the UFO nutters: For the last 20 years or so, there have been hundreds of millions of people all over the world carrying with them high definition cameras and video cameras, plus there are millions of high definition cameras and video cameras doing security all over the world. Why aren’t there hundreds of thousands of crisp, clear pictures or videos of UFOs? We have the same amount as before, and they are all just smeary blobs.

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Decatur Deb  May 12, 2022 • 2:33:51pm

re: #2 Shropshire Slasher

The truth is out there.

If a Generation Zeta gets anally probed, they’ll have it on Instagram before breakfast.

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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 2:34:17pm

re: #6 Decatur Deb

If a Generation Zeta gets anally probed, they’ll have it on Instagram before breakfast.

Pornhub.

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Shropshire Slasher  May 12, 2022 • 2:34:48pm

re: #7 Barefoot Grin

Pornhub.

Let me check, again!

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Decatur Deb  May 12, 2022 • 2:35:05pm

re: #7 Barefoot Grin

Pornhub.

Don’t kink-shame our distinguished visiting scientists.

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2022 • 2:38:13pm

Yeah, I don’t argue with UFO believers. It never goes well, because it doesn’t really have a rational basis; it’s more like magical thinking.

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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 2:38:23pm

re: #9 Decatur Deb

Don’t kink-shame our distinguished visiting scientists.

Says more about me and my tentacle hentai fet…er, nevermind.

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Teukka  May 12, 2022 • 2:39:28pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 2:40:43pm

On FB there’s the relatively new feature of “Reels and videos” or something like that. It basically just uploads tiktok and insta videos. For the last 7 days I’ve asked to hide that from my feed. I mean, at least once a day. “Hello! anybody out there?”

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Shropshire Slasher  May 12, 2022 • 2:43:53pm

Nothing better than rotisserie turkey breast so dry you could gag on it…

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Jay C  May 12, 2022 • 2:46:33pm

re: #5 Egregious Philbin

My question to the UFO nutters: For the last 20 years or so, there have been hundreds of millions of people all over the world carrying with them high definition cameras and video cameras, plus there are millions of high definition cameras and video cameras doing security all over the world. Why aren’t there hundreds of thousands of crisp, clear pictures or videos of UFOs? We have the same amount as before, and they are all just smeary blobs.

Because the Technologically Advanced Aliens who have been monitoring us since right after Hiroshima have noted, and diligently kept pace with, our own technological advances - so that. UFO sightings/pictures/videos will *ALWAYS* have the same level of ambiguity they maintained in the 1950s.
After all, what is Advanced Technology for…. ???

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Captain Magic  May 12, 2022 • 2:47:42pm

re: #11 Barefoot Grin

Says more about me and my tentacle hentai fet…er, nevermind.

I saw what you did there😆

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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 2:48:39pm

re: #14 Shropshire Slasher

Nothing better than rotisserie turkey breast so dry you could gag on it…

I’ve found it pretty hard to cook T’giving turkeys just right, so I finally gave up and went with either chicken or beef. You can gussy it up with gravy and it’s pretty good, but every year the leftovers were dry and no one wanted to pull it out of the fridge or freezer.

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jaunte  May 12, 2022 • 2:50:51pm

re: #12 Teukka

The Russian mission to the United Nations to the West: “When you threaten a nuclear state, you have to bear the consequences.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 2:51:05pm
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William Lewis  May 12, 2022 • 2:53:05pm

re: #17 Barefoot Grin

I’ve found it pretty hard to cook T’giving turkeys just right, so I finally gave up and went with either chicken or beef. You can gussy it up with gravy and it’s pretty good, but every year the leftovers were dry and no one wanted to pull it out of the fridge or freezer.

Shred that dry turkey, mix it with half/half mayo & plain yogurt, a bunch of shredded coconut & a dash of allspice. Mix well & chill overnight in the fridge. Serve on crackers (I prefer ritz type).

Thanksgiving day? eh. Leftover turkey? Yum!

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retired cynic  May 12, 2022 • 2:53:23pm

re: #19 Backwoods_Sleuth

I know who looks evil to me, there.

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Decatur Deb  May 12, 2022 • 2:54:57pm

re: #19 Backwoods_Sleuth

Republicans should donate every dime to Jones and Stone. Those two will spend it on blackjack, blow, and hookers while the RNC would do harm with it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 2:55:34pm
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JC1  May 12, 2022 • 2:55:45pm

re: #5 Egregious Philbin

My question to the UFO nutters: For the last 20 years or so, there have been hundreds of millions of people all over the world carrying with them high definition cameras and video cameras, plus there are millions of high definition cameras and video cameras doing security all over the world. Why aren’t there hundreds of thousands of crisp, clear pictures or videos of UFOs? We have the same amount as before, and they are all just smeary blobs.

Well, just like bigfoot, aliens and alien craft are fuzzy/blurry by nature. /s

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 2:56:55pm
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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  May 12, 2022 • 2:57:33pm

If Biden announced a genuine, provable contact with ETs, the conspira-liars would instantly pivot 180 degrees and claim it was a hoax. Can’t peddle those magic fuel additives and penis growth formula to people who believe Biden.

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William Lewis  May 12, 2022 • 3:03:17pm

re: #26 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

If Biden announced a genuine, provable contact with ETs, the conspira-liars would instantly pivot 180 degrees and claim it was a hoax. Can’t peddle those magic fuel additives and penis growth formula to people who believe Biden.

One of the funniest episodes of Star Trek Deep Space Nine was dropping the Ferengi in as the LGM’s at Roswell in 1947 and Quark drooling at the prospect of peddling “stuff” to the idiot humans.

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Teukka  May 12, 2022 • 3:03:42pm
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BeachDem  May 12, 2022 • 3:03:57pm

re: #10 Charles Johnson

Yeah, I don’t argue with UFO believers. It never goes well, because it doesn’t really have a rational basis; it’s more like magical thinking.

Ya want some magical thinking? The Q contingent is coming to town this weekend. Clay Clark & Mike Flynn’s Reawaken America tour goat rodeo will be just 2 miles from me. Supposedly SOLD OUT 2,000 TICKETS. The speaker lineup is scary:

Speakers include Eric Trump, Dr. Zelenko, Mel K, Dr. Simone Gold, Sean Feucht, Doctor Dave Scarlett, Dr. Jane Ruby, Roger Stone, Dr. Stella Immanuel, Comedian Jim Meehan, Pastor Phil Hotsenpiller, Doug Billings, Rashid Buttar, Mike Lindell, and others.

And for some reason (grift?? Nah) their preferred hotel is at the other end of the beach, 20 minutes and about 100 other hotels away.

I’ll be scared to leave my house for fear of running into any of the weirdos.

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Shropshire Slasher  May 12, 2022 • 3:05:09pm

Lol.

Insulting a man for being bald in the workplace amounts to sex harassment in the UK, a panel of balding judges have ruled, according to a report Thursday.

nypost.com

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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 3:06:26pm

re: #28 Teukka

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Holy fucking shit. Of course, there will be so many who will be maimed or killed even after the Russians are defeated. Sick fucks.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 3:07:37pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 3:08:53pm

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

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That Russian oligarch who died from a “hangover cure” should have talked to Ronny.

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The Pie Overlord!  May 12, 2022 • 3:10:09pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 3:12:40pm
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jeffreyw  May 12, 2022 • 3:15:37pm

Guinness Stout mustard aged twelve years.

I found a jar I canned in 2010 on a basement shelf the other day.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  May 12, 2022 • 3:16:52pm

I realized this while I was still in my teens, circa 1967. It is the reason I have consistently supported gay rights, even through my psychotic episode period as a rabid Republican. Nothing about being gay actually bothers these people (they were notably tolerant, even solicitous, of gays in their own ranks), homophobia was just a club they could use to whip young people, especially young men, into shape.


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I Would Prefer Not To  May 12, 2022 • 3:17:29pm

I want Rand Paul’s neighbor to come back for round two.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 3:18:04pm
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Grunthos the Flatulent  May 12, 2022 • 3:18:45pm

re: #5 Egregious Philbin

My question to the UFO nutters: For the last 20 years or so, there have been hundreds of millions of people all over the world carrying with them high definition cameras and video cameras, plus there are millions of high definition cameras and video cameras doing security all over the world. Why aren’t there hundreds of thousands of crisp, clear pictures or videos of UFOs? We have the same amount as before, and they are all just smeary blobs.

There is always an XKCD cartoon.
xkcd.com

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jaunte  May 12, 2022 • 3:22:17pm

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

Very thin Venn overlap of readers and Ronny Jackson fans.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 3:22:33pm
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Dragonomics  May 12, 2022 • 3:23:03pm

Man, I saw something, man, but I didn’t see them working here, know what I mean?

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steve_davis  May 12, 2022 • 3:23:21pm

re: #14 Shropshire Slasher

Nothing better than rotisserie turkey breast so dry you could gag on it…

i made my first try at frying chicken in the new wok (flat bottomed, so doable). It was okay. I didn’t get the oil hot enough, so a little greasy, but live and learn. I’m always nervous cranking a healthy dose of oil up to high temps. I’m only used to doing that in commercial fryers, where the damned things heavy duty enough to where I’m not worried about it catching on fire, or tipping over.

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BeachDem  May 12, 2022 • 3:25:09pm

re: #32 Backwoods_Sleuth

I was the first person he saw every morning and the last person he saw every evening when he went to bed.

Was Ronny there to dole out morning and evening Adderall or were they sleeping together?

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William Lewis  May 12, 2022 • 3:26:45pm

re: #37 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

I realized this while I was still in my teens, circa 1967. It is the reason I have consistently supported gay rights, even through my psychotic episode period as a rabid Republican. Nothing about being gay actually bothers these people (they were notably tolerant, even solicitous, of gays in their own ranks), homophobia was just a club they could use to whip young people, especially young men, into shape.

Thing I’ve found most often is that they fear gay men having equality because they expect the gay men to hit on and otherwise treat them the way they treat women.

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darthstar  May 12, 2022 • 3:33:22pm

So much for sea-based logistics…

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darthstar  May 12, 2022 • 3:38:34pm

Trouble in paradise…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 3:40:15pm
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Captain Ron  May 12, 2022 • 3:43:44pm
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steve_davis  May 12, 2022 • 3:45:09pm

re: #46 William Lewis

Thing I’ve found most often is that they fear gay men having equality because they expect the gay men to hit on and otherwise treat them the way they treat women.

I’ve been hit on a couple of times by gay men in my life (early years in the theater, and I was good looking enough to play Joseph and Stephen in Amazing Technicolor, and Godspell). I took it as an extreme compliment. The gay men I’ve encountered generally have really excellent taste. They realized I wasn’t interested, and we just kind of moved on.

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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 3:50:33pm

re: #51 steve_davis

I’ve been hit on a couple of times by gay men in my life (early years in the theater, and I was good looking enough to play Joseph and Stephen in Amazing Technicolor, and Godspell). I took it as an extreme compliment. The gay men I’ve encountered generally have really excellent taste. They realized I wasn’t interested, and we just kind of moved on.

When I was working in restaurants in my late teens and early twenties I was often invited to go to parties or the gay bar in town to dance by my gay co-workers. If I was ever approached by someone who didn’t know me, they warned them off. And it wasn’t like I was ever the only non-gay person at the parties—and certainly not the club, it was a hot scene for after-hours dancing and drinking.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 12, 2022 • 3:59:05pm

So I signed up with Spotify.

Yeah, I know, they spread horrible people’s stupid takes, around the world.

But they had a 3-month free offer that I decided to take.

Today is, I think, the last day to sign up for this. Available to people who haven’t gone Spotify Premium in at least a year.

Anyway, their catalog is much larger than Tidal, for music in which I have some interest. Tidal has higher quality streams, but its catalog is pretty thin in some areas.

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sagehen  May 12, 2022 • 4:01:07pm

re: #51 steve_davis

I’ve been hit on a couple of times by gay men in my life (early years in the theater, and I was good looking enough to play Joseph and Stephen in Amazing Technicolor, and Godspell). I took it as an extreme compliment. The gay men I’ve encountered generally have really excellent taste. They realized I wasn’t interested, and we just kind of moved on.

Plus, they all have straight female friends they can set you up with…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 4:03:30pm
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PhillyPretzel  May 12, 2022 • 4:04:30pm

re: #55 Backwoods_Sleuth

That will be good for the economy and for Georgia.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 4:06:48pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 4:11:34pm

Charlie attracts the best comments.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 4:13:51pm
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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2022 • 4:15:46pm

The adapter that’s supposed to let me connect my 30” Cinema Display to the iMac is now 1 stop away.

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Cheechako  May 12, 2022 • 4:16:42pm

Forgot to renew my drivers license last December around my birthday.

So, headed to the DMV to get a new one yesterday. A very pleasant experience. In and out in about 20 minutes and that included getting an enhanced license for the TSA.

I really do appreciate our DMV’s optimism. Here I am pushing 80 and the DMV renews my DL for 7 years!!

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lawhawk  May 12, 2022 • 4:16:44pm

re: #3 Patricia Kayden

By member of Oath Keepers, you can substitute Trump, because it will have the same effect once the texts are identified and linked back to him.*

Does not apply to failing democracies and fixed justice systems such as ours.

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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 4:17:03pm

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

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I think a better line of attack would be to ask him about Flynn’s role in trying to abduct a political enemy of Erdogen from Pennsylvania to illegally carry him back to Turkey for trial and certain execution.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 4:17:40pm
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mmmirele  May 12, 2022 • 4:17:45pm
Immigration officials created network that can spy on majority of Americans, report says

Immigration and Customs Enforcement has crafted a sophisticated surveillance dragnet designed to spy on most people living in the United States, without the need for warrants and many times circumventing state privacy laws, such as those in California, according to a two-year investigation released Tuesday by the Georgetown Law Center on Privacy & Technology.

Over the years, privacy law experts and civil rights activists and attorneys have accused ICE of overreach in its surveillance tactics directed at immigrants and Americans alike, but the Georgetown report paints a picture of an agency that has gone well beyond its immigration enforcement mandate, instead evolving into something of a broader domestic surveillance agency, according to the report, called “American Dragnet: Data-Driven Deportation in the 21st Century.”

latimes.com

And yes, it’s really as bad as you think. Considering that most Americans live within 100 miles of the border, aka in what the ACLU calls the “Constitution free zone”, this is pretty bad.

Ironically, the Phoenix metro is just barely NOT in the 100 mile zone but the Gila River Indian Community, which pretty much restricts urban sprawl on metro Phoenix’s south side, is.

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wrenchwench  May 12, 2022 • 4:19:15pm

re: #60 Charles Johnson

The adapter that’s supposed to let me connect my 30” Cinema Display to the iMac is now 1 stop away.

So, Monday?

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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 4:20:57pm

re: #66 wrenchwench

So, Monday?

ish

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lawhawk  May 12, 2022 • 4:23:03pm

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

Unless he’s lumping together his practice group, in which case it’s possible. He can consult with other surgeon for 30 seconds and call it a patient he served.

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lawhawk  May 12, 2022 • 4:24:34pm

PCRs are a waiting… *tick tock*
Chosen One results should come back tomorrow. I go for mine tomorrow, which means Sat… odds are.. one or both of us have it, which would be the daily double/trifecta of covid after being lucky to avoid it until now.

Gotta be thankful that we’re boosted otherwise we’d be looking at a most likely dreadful outcome.

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GlutenFreeJesus  May 12, 2022 • 4:25:41pm

re: #52 Barefoot Grin

Back in the 90’s, my group of friends…. We would all go to Crobar in Chicago on Sundays. Nobody ever disrespected us, and the lack of drunk straight asshole men hitting on the girls just made those nights much more enjoyable. Met one of my best friends of 20 years there. He was always dressed in drag. One of the best people I know.

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PhillyPretzel  May 12, 2022 • 4:25:45pm

re: #69 lawhawk

I hope everything works out okay for you and your family.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 4:25:58pm

re: #68 lawhawk

Unless he’s lumping together his practice group, in which case it’s possible. He can consult with other surgeon for 30 seconds and call it a patient he served.

and charge full price for each 30-second consult

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darthstar  May 12, 2022 • 4:26:24pm

re: #55 Backwoods_Sleuth

The Hyundai Ioniq is a nice car. We have the Kia version - the EV6.

Georgia - hot bed of modern technology…But the image of good ole boys ‘rolling coal’ in their 4x4 jacked up trucks as they go to work at the e-car factory is a kind of fun one to imagine.

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darthstar  May 12, 2022 • 4:30:48pm
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lawhawk  May 12, 2022 • 4:32:58pm

re: #47 darthstar

Ukraine is cutting off Russia’s sea lanes, despite having no significant Navy to speak of. They’re using land based missile systems with devastating results. It’s quite impressive actually.

The US needs to bear that in mind should it find itself dealing with enemies in the Persian Gulf region, South China Sea, etc. It may also be a function of lack of significant training to detect/stop incoming missile fire, inadequate firefighting training, and lack of funds.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 12, 2022 • 4:34:15pm

re: #69 lawhawk

PCRs are a waiting… *tick tock*
Chosen One results should come back tomorrow. I go for mine tomorrow, which means Sat… odds are.. one or both of us have it, which would be the daily double/trifecta of covid after being lucky to avoid it until now.

Gotta be thankful that we’re boosted otherwise we’d be looking at a most likely dreadful outcome.

Well I hope you all have a fast recovery if you are positive. I’ve so far have still avoided catching it, but have to kick my masking game back up as I’ve been getting a bit slack about wearing it in certain stores because they are practically empty when I go.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 12, 2022 • 4:38:11pm

re: #27 William Lewis

One of the funniest episodes of Star Trek Deep Space Nine was dropping the Ferengi in as the LGM’s at Roswell in 1947 and Quark drooling at the prospect of peddling “stuff” to the idiot humans.

Didn’t the UFO craze here get a real boost when in 1947 the Roswell Army Air Field collected wreckage from a ranch and issued a press release claiming that it had retrieved a “flying disc”? It doesn’t matter that subsequent statements retracted that claim. The original report has remained as a permanent reminder that once out there, information, no matter how erroneous, takes on a life of its own

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2022 • 4:40:54pm

Hallelujah, it works. I’m back with two monitors again. But wow, this old 30” sure looks faded next to the brand new iMac display.

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lawhawk  May 12, 2022 • 4:40:58pm

Just found this band via Joe Satriani, and it *rocks*:

Youtube Video

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Hecuba's daughter  May 12, 2022 • 4:42:40pm

re: #35 Backwoods_Sleuth

In March 2017, McCain accused Rand Paul of being in league with Putin. This just demonstrates that assessment remains correct. It would not be surprising if Paul is collaborating with Trump on harming Ukraine’s efforts.

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lawhawk  May 12, 2022 • 4:42:42pm

re: #76 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

We have a good idea of where the exposure occurred, and it’s surprising no one else has reported getting sick so far. It was the one time the Mrs. wasn’t wearing a mask indoors because it was food related event.

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GlutenFreeJesus  May 12, 2022 • 4:45:11pm

Male masturbation is mass infanticide.

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GlutenFreeJesus  May 12, 2022 • 4:46:34pm

re: #73 darthstar

The Hyundai Ioniq is a nice car. We have the Kia version - the EV6.

Georgia - hot bed of modern technology…But the image of good ole boys ‘rolling coal’ in their 4x4 jacked up trucks as they go to work at the e-car factory is a kind of fun one to imagine.

How’s the KIA serving you? :)

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darthstar  May 12, 2022 • 4:50:42pm

re: #75 lawhawk

Ukraine is cutting off Russia’s sea lanes, despite having no significant Navy to speak of. They’re using land based missile systems with devastating results. It’s quite impressive actually.

The US needs to bear that in mind should it find itself dealing with enemies in the Persian Gulf region, South China Sea, etc. It may also be a function of lack of significant training to detect/stop incoming missile fire, inadequate firefighting training, and lack of funds.

I just hope they delayed Russia’s ability to rebuild their ADS on Snake Island. Get some Turkish drones over there and take that shit out again before it comes back online.

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darthstar  May 12, 2022 • 4:51:53pm

re: #83 GlutenFreeJesus

How’s the KIA serving you? :)

Very nice. Looking forward to getting the Model 3 back next week so I can do a drive by drive comparison. Also will mean I won’t need to put more diesel in the X5 for the forseeable future.

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Hecuba's daughter  May 12, 2022 • 4:51:58pm

re: #61 Cheechako

Forgot to renew my drivers license last December around my birthday.

So, headed to the DMV to get a new one yesterday. A very pleasant experience. In and out in about 20 minutes and that included getting an enhanced license for the TSA.

I really do appreciate our DMV’s optimism. Here I am pushing 80 and the DMV renews my DL for 7 years!!

Here in Illinois, the license is renewed for 4 years if 80 or younger, for 2 years if 81-86, and annually if 87+

Do you have an opinion on who the final 4 will be for the House race? And who is most likely to win in the final competition?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 4:55:45pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 4:58:31pm
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PhillyPretzel  May 12, 2022 • 5:00:10pm

re: #87 Backwoods_Sleuth

Has this guy ever heard of washing the dishes by hand? That is what I do almost everyday. Some soap, gloves, drying rack and some towels and you are set.

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GlutenFreeJesus  May 12, 2022 • 5:00:29pm

re: #85 darthstar

Very nice. Looking forward to getting the Model 3 back next week so I can do a drive by drive comparison. Also will mean I won’t need to put more diesel in the X5 for the forseeable future.

Excellent! Looking forward to the comparison. :)

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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 5:00:45pm

re: #82 GlutenFreeJesus

Male masturbation is mass infanticide.

Every Sperm is Sacred

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 5:01:27pm
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BeachDem  May 12, 2022 • 5:01:46pm

re: #82 GlutenFreeJesus

Male masturbation is mass infanticide.

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Dangerman  May 12, 2022 • 5:06:45pm

re: #60 Charles Johnson

The adapter that’s supposed to let me connect my 30” Cinema Display to the iMac is now 1 stop away.

You need a hobby

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 5:06:55pm
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retired cynic  May 12, 2022 • 5:07:18pm

re: #72 Backwoods_Sleuth

and charge full price for each 30-second consult

My father was furious and changed doctors when he found that a doc he had for some specialty would open the door to his room, when he was in the hospital for something else entirely, and say, “Hey, how ya’ doin’?”. And then charge for a full consult visit. It was all on insurance, so no harm, right? Oh, Pop was livid, and really told him off.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 5:08:20pm
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Dangerman  May 12, 2022 • 5:09:07pm

re: #68 lawhawk

Unless he’s lumping together his practice group, in which case it’s possible. He can consult with other surgeon for 30 seconds and call it a patient he served.

Billing records or it didn’t happen

He’s a doctor after all
Don’t tell me it wasn’t all billed

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darthstar  May 12, 2022 • 5:09:14pm
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Dangerman  May 12, 2022 • 5:10:12pm

re: #73 darthstar

The Hyundai Ioniq is a nice car. We have the Kia version - the EV6.

Georgia - hot bed of modern technology…But the image of good ole boys ‘rolling coal’ in their 4x4 jacked up trucks as they go to work at the e-car factory is a kind of fun one to imagine.

Oh, I thought the other Georgia

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 5:10:37pm
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Barefoot Grin  May 12, 2022 • 5:13:25pm

re: #73 darthstar

The Hyundai Ioniq is a nice car. We have the Kia version - the EV6.

Georgia - hot bed of modern technology…But the image of good ole boys ‘rolling coal’ in their 4x4 jacked up trucks as they go to work at the e-car factory is a kind of fun one to imagine.

It’s so nice that apparently there is demand in Japan for it. 20 years ago when I was in grad school Koreans would ship Toyotas they bought in the states back to Korea. Things have changed.

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2022 • 5:19:25pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 5:23:52pm
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mmmirele  May 12, 2022 • 5:23:54pm

Well, I ended up unprivating my Twitter account because my bête noire, Mark Driscoll, felt compelled to sound off about sex.

Maybe sex is a religion to you, dude, but for a lot of us, it’s just part of everyday life.

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sagehen  May 12, 2022 • 5:25:23pm

re: #93 BeachDem

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According to Dear Abby, there’s no such thing as frigid or inorgasmic women. But the world is full of clumsy and selfish men.

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2022 • 5:27:05pm
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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2022 • 5:28:24pm
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sagehen  May 12, 2022 • 5:28:46pm

re: #95 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 5:29:47pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 5:34:29pm

wow

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 5:37:33pm
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William Lewis  May 12, 2022 • 5:39:27pm

re: #111 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yeah. I pulled up the Duluth radar. Nothing much going on, it’s all up in the arrowhead going north of The Lake. Then I pulled up the MSP radar.

Seriously ugly shit on between there and Fargo. Probably get here in the middle of my shift tonight. Bleach.

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The Pie Overlord!  May 12, 2022 • 5:40:49pm

re: #103 Charles Johnson

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Those girls can be violent.

Youtube Video

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  May 12, 2022 • 5:41:23pm

re: #77 Hecuba’s daughter

Didn’t the UFO craze here get a real boost when in 1947 the Roswell Army Air Field collected wreckage from a ranch and issued a press release claiming that it had retrieved a “flying disc”? It doesn’t matter that subsequent statements retracted that claim. The original report has remained as a permanent reminder that once out there, information, no matter how erroneous, takes on a life of its own

Interesting that the Roswell incident occurred just 2 weeks after the very first “flying saucer” sighting, by Kenneth Arnold on June 24, 1947. Arnold’s story that he had seen “boomerang shaped” craft flying “like saucers skipping across a pond” had become a media sensation.
This could explain why the Roswell PR officer, desperate for a cover story for the crash of a top secret spy balloon, had seized on the “flying saucer” craze as a solution. This seems reckless and stupid today but the UFO culture and its dominating position in conspiracy culture did not exist at the time, while flying saucers were on everybody’s lips. It is also interesting that Arnold never described the craft he saw as saucer shaped, but the term “flying saucer” was construed, or misconstrued that way, and future sightings, lo and behold, were usually described as saucer shaped. Indeed, the term had already evolved to “flying disc” by the time of the Roswell incident.
The flying saucer angle of the Roswell story was forgotten until the 1970s when it re-surfaced and came to the attention of professional UFO conspiracists. The involvement of the spy balloon, Project Mogul, remained classified for many years, helping the alien claim to flourish.

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Belafon  May 12, 2022 • 5:42:07pm

Don’t know ther person, but this sucks:

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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2022 • 5:42:08pm
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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2022 • 5:45:56pm
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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2022 • 5:48:17pm

You might remember me complaining that embedded tweets were not displaying for me? El Capitan was the problem. The iMac is running the very latest macOS and now embedded tweets are OK.

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Belafon  May 12, 2022 • 5:49:04pm

re: #82 GlutenFreeJesus

Male masturbation is mass infanticide.

“She got pregnant.”
“The guy she was having sex with didn’t control his sperm.”

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Crush White Nationalism  May 12, 2022 • 5:49:23pm
Now that the crypto market is crashing, it’s looking less and less likely that El Salvador will be able to make its next bond payment, defaulting on its national debt. This would prove disastrous for the country’s economy and the government’s ability to fulfil basic functions.

For his part, Bukele continues to double down on crypto, having bought 500 bitcoin (about $15.5 million at the time, now $14.1 million) on May 9. On the same day, the president tweeted about plans for a “Bitcoin City” to be built in the shadow of a volcano, with pictures of him admiring its gold-painted scale model.

The comical absurdity of Bukele showing off these plans for a sci-fi future city as he stares down an economic catastrophe of his own creation belies how hard this default will hit average Salvadorans. As with other areas of the crypto crash, it’s going to be regular people who got suckered in, or were brought along against their will, who will be left holding the bag.

El Salvador’s bitcoin experiment is looking like a disaster (PC Gamer)

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sagehen  May 12, 2022 • 5:49:56pm

re: #115 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

Interesting that the Roswell incident occurred just 2 weeks after the very first “flying saucer” sighting, by Kenneth Arnold on June 24, 1947. Arnold’s story that he had seen “boomerang shaped” craft flying “like saucers skipping across a pond” had become a media sensation.

so… a stealth bomber time travelled?

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  May 12, 2022 • 5:52:22pm

re: #122 sagehen

so… a stealth bomber time travelled?

Northrop YB-35, first flight 25 June 1946
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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2022 • 5:54:31pm
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William Lewis  May 12, 2022 • 5:59:06pm

re: #123 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

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The jet powered YB-49 would have looked even stranger in those days, but the first conversion didn’t fly till Oct 21, 47.

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EPR-radar  May 12, 2022 • 5:59:08pm

re: #124 Charles Johnson

Nuclear armageddon in the next few days is one way for my work-related deadlines to be resolved. But it is a sub-optimal solution.

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mmmirele  May 12, 2022 • 5:59:10pm

re: #121 Punish Domestic Terrorists

El Salvador’s bitcoin experiment is looking like a disaster (PC Gamer)

Well, I hope it plays out sooner rather than later. One of my friends is writing a book about El Salvador’s crypto crazy and it would be nice if there was a bow on it.

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Dopamine Fish  May 12, 2022 • 6:00:02pm

re: #113 William Lewis

Yeah. I pulled up the Duluth radar. Nothing much going on, it’s all up in the arrowhead going north of The Lake. Then I pulled up the MSP radar.

Seriously ugly shit on between there and Fargo. Probably get here in the middle of my shift tonight. Bleach.

Yep, we’re about to get hit here in the fishbowl. It looks UGLY.

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jaunte  May 12, 2022 • 6:00:56pm
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Charles Johnson  May 12, 2022 • 6:01:31pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 6:02:39pm
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austin_blue  May 12, 2022 • 6:07:34pm

re: #14 Shropshire Slasher

Nothing better than rotisserie turkey breast so dry you could gag on it…

Gravy, my friend. Lotsa gravy.

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Dopamine Fish  May 12, 2022 • 6:08:25pm

What such a line might look like, in practice.

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jaunte  May 12, 2022 • 6:09:05pm

“…Financial exploitation undoubtedly existed before cryptocurrency, but cryptocurrency is almost purpose built to make the funnel of profiteering more efficient for those at the top and less safeguarded for the vulnerable.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 12, 2022 • 6:11:03pm
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Dopamine Fish  May 12, 2022 • 6:11:56pm

re: #133 Dopamine Fish

This picture was taken facing southwest, looking towards the tail end of that line of thunderstorms as it approaches. The actual tail is somewhere behind the thick trees to the left of center.

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Rightwingconspirator  May 12, 2022 • 6:28:03pm

re: #87 Backwoods_Sleuth

Invent a crisis, blame Biden. It’s a simple formula for “simple” people. Always a lie. Image from seconds ago…

Available NOW
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Cheechako  May 12, 2022 • 6:49:30pm

Do you have an opinion on who the final 4 will be for the House race? And who is most likely to win in the final competition?

I have no idea of who the Final Four will be. I have a hunch Santa Clause might make it just for the novelty effect. Otherwise Al Gross (I), who just promised to caucus with the Dems, comes to mind. Sarah Palin is a wild card. People up here either love her or hate her. Right now, I think more people hate her.

Campaigning has barely begun.


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