The Bob Cesca Podcast: Third World Bullsh*t

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Third World Bullsh*t — [Explicit Language] Our coverage of the FBI’s raid at Mar-a-lago. The Red Hat heads exploding. Trump’s enthusiastic praise of Christopher Wray, plus Wray’s connections to Trump and other Republicans. Kevin McCarthy’s threat against Merrick Garland. Outrage and threats of violence don’t supersede the rule of law. Defunding the FBI. Dan Bongino’s rant on Fox News. The possible statutes violated by Trump. Trump wanted generals like Hitler’s generals. Evidence proving Trump flushed documents. Fact-checking the Republican’s “IRS auditors” attack. With Buzz Burbank, music by Marina Rocks, Logan Piercey, and more!

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jaunte  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:00:47pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:01:11pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:03:10pm
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Dangerman  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:08:34pm

Cnn

Trump ally Doug Mastriano’s virtual appearance Tuesday before the House January 6 committee only lasted about 15 minutes and “he didn’t answer a single question,” according to a source familiar with the matter.

Mastriano’s attorney cut off the virtual appearance soon after it began, the source said. His lawyer, Tim Parlatore, took issue with several procedural matters related to the deposition, and raised questions about the legality of the subpoena that Mastriano received from the panel, the source added.

Watch him say “I complied”

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:09:35pm

re: #2 Charles Johnson

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No Malarkey!  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:14:41pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:23:39pm
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wrenchwench  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:24:46pm
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jaunte  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:25:32pm

re: #8 wrenchwench

65: I’m retiring in rural Texas.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:25:43pm

re: #7 Backwoods_Sleuth

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No Malarkey!  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:26:21pm
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jaunte  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:30:26pm
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wrenchwench  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:37:17pm
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Greup  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:38:01pm

On the last page there was joke about ytterbium. Fun Fact: 9 chemical elements on the periodic table were all discovered in the same Swedish mine, Ytterby just outside Stockholm in the mid 1800s: Scandium (21), Yttrium(39), Gadolinium(64), Terbium(65), Holmium(67), Erbium(68), Thulium (69), ytterbium(70), Tantal(73).

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:38:15pm

Tomorrow’s Wordle is an untidy bogey.

It should be a readily do-able four.

Wordle 417 5/6

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⬛⬛🟩🟨⬛
🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

SibData: 4,4,4,5,5

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jaunte  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:41:46pm
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A Cranky One  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:43:27pm

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:46:10pm

re: #16 jaunte

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jaunte  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:47:38pm

re: #18 Crush White Nationalism

Out of the whole photoshoot, that was his best wartime expression.

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wrenchwench  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:53:14pm

re: #14 Greup

On the last page there was joke about ytterbium. Fun Fact: 9 chemical elements on the periodic table were all discovered in the same Swedish mine, Ytterby just outside Stockholm in the mid 1800s: Scandium (21), Yttrium(39), Gadolinium(64), Terbium(65), Holmium(67), Erbium(68), Thulium (69), ytterbium(70), Tantal(73).

So lyrical!

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wrenchwench  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:55:33pm

re: #15 Grunthos the Flatulent

Tomorrow’s Wordle is an untidy bogey.

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Are you including yourself when there are 5 sibs?

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wrenchwench  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:56:25pm

re: #17 A Cranky One

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Pete Souza has been weaponized.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Aug 9, 2022 • 2:59:10pm

Charles, #17 of this thread is another greeny. Reloading the post causes it to look and behave normally. And in case it helps, the green is the same green as we see in the headers of our own posts.

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William Lewis  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:00:21pm
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(((Archangel1)))  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:00:45pm
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Barefoot Grin  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:01:24pm

re: #9 jaunte

65: I’m retiring in rural Texas.

I know a couple who were tired of the cold weather and ignorance of upstate New York (their words) who retired to rural Texas about 6 years ago. They are looking for an affordable home in upstate New York right now.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:04:57pm

It’s quite an old tradition
The Defenestrations of Prague

The first governmental defenestration occurred in 1419, second in 1483 and the third in 1618, although the term “Defenestration of Prague” more commonly refers to the third. Often, however, the 1483 event is not recognized as a “significant defenestration”, which leads to some ambiguity when the 1618 defenestration is referred to as the “second Prague defenestration”.

More recently, the process has been franchised to the Kremlin and is known as the Russian pink slip.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:07:18pm

re: #16 jaunte

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Mike Lamb  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:09:40pm

re: #25 (((Archangel1)))

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Is it problematic that I’m a guy and she’s absolutely high up on my “People that Must be Punched on Sight” list?

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A Three Hour Tour  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:10:27pm

re: #25 (((Archangel1)))

And NONE of her “preferred pronouns” are actually fucking pronouns.
Words have meanings, dammit! (<——Wasn’t that lament the constant refrain of a prominent conservative radio personality?)

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PhillyPretzel  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:11:11pm

re: #25 (((Archangel1)))

She better go back to school and really learn what pronouns are.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:11:26pm

re: #30 A Three Hour Tour

And NONE of her “preferred pronouns” are actually fucking pronouns.
Words have meanings, dammit! (<——Wasn’t that lament the constant refrain of a prominent conservative radio personality?)

She thinks she’s funny, but really, she’s stupid and needy, and does stupid things to get the attention that she needs.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:13:21pm

re: #32 Crush White Nationalism

She thinks she’s funny, but really, she’s stupid and needy, and does stupid things to get the attention that she needs.

Unfortunately, this passes for humor in her neck of the woods.

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wrenchwench  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:17:00pm
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jaunte  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:17:45pm

re: #26 Barefoot Grin

What is this “cold” you speak of?

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:18:48pm

re: #35 jaunte

What is this “cold” you speak of?

A synonym for “dreary” perhaps.

Oh, and an updated post today: they’ve closed on a home.

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jaunte  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:21:15pm
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jaunte  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:21:49pm
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jaunte  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:22:13pm
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jaunte  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:23:33pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:26:13pm

re: #39 jaunte

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John Hughes  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:31:11pm

re: #25 (((Archangel1)))

What would it look like if MTG tried to do one of those “parts of speech” diagrams of a sentence?

I’m English, was taught English grammar in the 1970s (i.e. was never taught English grammar) but even I know the difference between a pronoun, a noun, an adjective, a verb…

(Gerunds can fuck right off though. But I did like the “Gerund snubbing a gerundive” drawing in “Down with skool”).

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:31:39pm

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Belafon  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:32:49pm

Have you noticed that twitter has made it hard to see the number of comments on their site.

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Hecuba's daughter  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:34:27pm

re: #30 A Three Hour Tour

And NONE of her “preferred pronouns” are actually fucking pronouns.
Words have meanings, dammit! (<——Wasn’t that lament the constant refrain of a prominent conservative radio personality?)

Just imitating Ted Cruz with his non-funny joke that brought gales of laughter from the CPAC audience.

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Eventual Carrion  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:38:17pm

re: #33 Barefoot Grin

Unfortunately, this passes for humor in her neck of the woods.

The red neck of the woods.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:39:33pm

Polls keep telling us that most people are utterly clueless. I believe them.

Cards Against Humanity Abortion Poll

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The GOP is a racist terrorist organization  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:42:39pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:43:40pm
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The GOP is a racist terrorist organization  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:45:19pm
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Florida Panhandler  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:45:27pm

re: #39 jaunte

Right now Trump is using burner phones to plead with any or all these Republican Congressional criminals to take the fall for him in reward for a Full Pardon after 2024.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:46:44pm

re: #48 The GOP is a racist terrorist organization

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jaunte  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:47:02pm
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darthstar  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:47:11pm
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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:48:39pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:51:38pm

tonight’s clouds in TheBackwoods

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nines09  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:53:04pm

Was reminded of Ryan Adams today. Not Bryan Adams. Ryan Adams.
One of my favs.

Youtube Video

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John Hughes  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:53:42pm

re: #51 Florida Panhandler

Right now Trump is using burner phones to plead with any or all these Republican Congressional criminals to take the fall for him in reward for a Full Pardon after 2024.

Note to Trump: when buying burner phones, use the alias “Paul Bismuth”, it’s traditional.

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William Lewis  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:57:07pm

EWWWW!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:58:50pm

it wasn’t a raid, it was executing a warrant

and it wasn’t at a home, Mar-a-Lago is a hotel

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A Cranky One  Aug 9, 2022 • 3:59:15pm

re: #55 Crush White Nationalism

This Josh Hawley?

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wrenchwench  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:00:08pm

re: #54 darthstar

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Performance enhancing drug?

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Belafon  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:00:09pm

re: #48 The GOP is a racist terrorist organization

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No Malarkey!  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:00:52pm
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Dangerman  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:01:49pm

re: #25 (((Archangel1)))

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A lot of not pronouns there

I prefer triceratoes for her

And if a search warrant can’t be served on trump how the hell are you gonna impeach Biden? Ain’t the rules the same?

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Dangerman  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:03:57pm

re: #32 Crush White Nationalism

She thinks she’s funny, but really, she’s stupid and needy, and does stupid things to get the attention that she needs.

That’s why they all tweet.
They need the constant reinforcing love they can’t get anywhere else.

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No Malarkey!  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:05:59pm
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Belafon  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:07:00pm

re: #65 Dangerman

A lot of not pronouns there

I prefer triceratoes for her

And if a search warrant can’t be served on trump how the hell are you gonna impeach Biden? Ain’t the rules the same?

IOKIYAR

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Belafon  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:08:37pm
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Barefoot Grin  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:10:47pm

Momma don’t take my cell phone, momma don’t take my cell phone, momma don’t take my cell phone away….

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Dangerman  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:12:12pm

re: #59 William Lewis

EWWWW!

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I’d pineapple on pizza first

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:12:15pm
Alex Jones’ wife says she was “unaware” but “angry” that the Infowars founder sent a nude photo of her to Donald Trump adviser Roger Stone, a report says.

Register for free to continue reading, because I did not, but I don’t think we need more details.

Alex Jones’ wife angry at nude photo release to Roger Stone (Independent)

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Belafon  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:13:24pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:14:27pm
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darthstar  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:15:43pm

re: #62 wrenchwench

Performance enhancing drug?

I got a lot of shit done on cocaine…for a while…then I got nothing done on it for a few years.

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darthstar  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:16:55pm

We’ll know if the feds missed any documents if a section of Mar a Lago goes up in flames in the coming days.

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:17:19pm

re: #21 wrenchwench

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I am.

I have four sisters.

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Dangerman  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:17:31pm

re: #67 No Malarkey!

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Pointercount: since we’re all guessing and speculating and don’t know anything, we cannot yet rule out the sw was somewhat a pretext for something else. A lot of smart people think so.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:19:50pm

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:19:57pm

Heh, the latest twitter speculation:

FBI: you burned important documents, care to explain?

Meadows: Um, copies still exist. At, um, Mar-a-Lago.

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darthstar  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:20:37pm

This would have hurt.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:21:08pm
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Barefoot Grin  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:21:19pm

re: #81 darthstar

This would have hurt.

“Hello, I’m calling about your extended warranty.”

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darthstar  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:21:38pm

re: #81 darthstar

This would have hurt.

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I mean, that could poke someone’s eye out…of their neighbor’s asshole.

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darthstar  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:21:57pm

re: #83 Barefoot Grin

“Hello, I’m calling about your extended warranty.”

It’s all fun and games until they come after your Lada.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:23:40pm
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garzooma  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:27:53pm

re: #67 No Malarkey!

There was a similar take at TalkingPointsMemo:

Former Mueller prosecutor Andrew Weismann said on a Lawfare podcast on Tuesday that he could see evidence of Trump refusing to produce classified information to the National Archives as reason to launch the searches.

“This information had to be obtained and gotten back into the possession of the government,” he said. “I could see the issue of criminal prosecution being very, very secondary to the primary interest of the national security concern of needing to obtain the documents.”

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Belafon  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:29:06pm

re: #79 I Would Prefer Not To

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Belafon  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:29:43pm

re: #79 I Would Prefer Not To

Also:

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darthstar  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:31:36pm

The internet is a wonderful thing. Welcome to the find out phase of Fuck around, find out, Yulia.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:32:09pm

where is that lunatic these days?

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darthstar  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:33:09pm

Trump could release the warrant and put all this speculation about what the FBI was looking for to rest.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:35:45pm

re: #92 darthstar

Trump could release the warrant and put all this speculation about what the FBI was looking for to rest.

I’m sure the judge who signed the warrant will have their name loose on the internet within another 24 hours.

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steve_davis  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:36:51pm

The National Review has just really devolved. Even three or four years ago, I can remember there being some smart conservatives in their comments sections. Now, it’s just a wall of stupidity. The entire discussion thread on their recent article about Biden not being informed before the raid is one of disbelief. “if Biden didn’t know, he should fire people.” “If Biden didn’t know, it’s likely because he’s too senile to be told.” It’s a basic tenet of American government that the president nominates the AG but does not in any way dictate what the AG investigates. And yet this is mystifying to these know-nothings. Man, we need a Teddy Roosevelt for this generation to take the Republican party and just shake out the ignorance and bigotry that have eaten it.

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William Lewis  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:39:06pm

re: #91 Backwoods_Sleuth

where is that lunatic these days?

Someone needs to start sending him Dark Brandon Memes ;)

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sagehen  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:39:20pm

re: #94 steve_davis

Man, we need a Teddy Roosevelt for this generation to take the Republican party and just shake out the ignorance and bigotry that have eaten it.

Or a Dwight Eisenhower.

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steve_davis  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:39:31pm

re: #2 Charles Johnson

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Russian 100 dollars.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:39:53pm

re: #94 steve_davis

The National Review has just really devolved. Even three or four years ago, I can remember there being some smart conservatives in their comments sections. Now, it’s just a wall of stupidity. The entire discussion thread on their recent article about Biden not being informed before the raid is one of disbelief. “if Biden didn’t know, he should fire people.” “If Biden didn’t know, it’s likely because he’s too senile to be told.” It’s a basic tenet of American government that the president nominates the AG but does not in any way dictate what the AG investigates. And yet this is mystifying to these know-nothings. Man, we need a Teddy Roosevelt for this generation to take the Republican party and just shake out the ignorance and bigotry that have eaten it.

It’s also important to them that it be “Biden’s FBI” since otherwise it implies that the DOJ and FBI are acting properly and doing criminal investigations and prosecutions of, you know, criminals. And just carrying out political witchhunt operations like Trump (and others) would like to be the DOJ’s main function whenever the GOP is in control.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:40:17pm

re: #93 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I’m sure the judge who signed the warrant will have their name loose on the internet within another 24 hours.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:40:41pm

LOL

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GlutenFreeJesus  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:40:49pm

re: #87 garzooma

Bummer.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:42:08pm
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:42:51pm

re: #99 Backwoods_Sleuth

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re: #99 Backwoods_Sleuth

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wrenchwench  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:43:54pm

re: #94 steve_davis

The National Review has just really devolved. Even three or four years ago, I can remember there being some smart conservatives in their comments sections. Now, it’s just a wall of stupidity. The entire discussion thread on their recent article about Biden not being informed before the raid is one of disbelief. “if Biden didn’t know, he should fire people.” “If Biden didn’t know, it’s likely because he’s too senile to be told.” It’s a basic tenet of American government that the president nominates the AG but does not in any way dictate what the AG investigates. And yet this is mystifying to these know-nothings. Man, we need a Teddy Roosevelt for this generation to take the Republican party and just shake out the ignorance and bigotry that have eaten it.

I thought it has always been an extremely racist rag. Among other faults.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:44:29pm

So many people demanded to see Pac-Man’s story told that they had to do this.
/

It is noted that the movie will be live-action, but nothing has been revealed about the plot. The story is said to be based on an original pitch by Williams. While described as live-action, it’s still possible that this could be a live-action/animation hybrid with a CGI Pac-Man fleeing from ghosts in the real world. However, it’s unclear at this time if that’s the case or if the plan is to reimagine Pac-Man as a human being. In any case, it will take some creativity on Williams’ part to tell a compelling Pac-Man story as a feature film.

Pac-Man is Getting a Live-Action Movie Adaptation (Movieweb)

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:45:27pm

I missed this:

translation: most of Massie’s constituents aren’t Jewish, so he doesn’t care. Also, SOROS!!11!!

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retired cynic  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:45:28pm

re: #87 garzooma

There was a similar take at TalkingPointsMemo:

I watched a Mary Trump episode this morning, and they were saying there that something pushed it into the urgent category. A Judge would want to know what the urgency was, and why the result could not have been achieved in a less confrontational way months ago, as we all have known about the documents at MAL for a long time. The LIV golf tournament just took place, and TFG would have been under observation. The folks on the show were theorizing that the scenario of TFG selling some NatSec documents to, say, Saudi Arabia, would have received confirmation. So this scenario then pushes DoJ into action with hair on fire.

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William Lewis  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:46:51pm

re: #104 wrenchwench

I thought it has always been an extremely racist rag. Among other faults.

I’ve always referred to it as “National Racists”. Used to PO the conservatives I knew in school, especially those on the debate team with me :)

We had names for all the usual magazines: Useless News and World Distortion & Newsbleat were my two favorites.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:46:55pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:47:32pm

re: #104 wrenchwench

I thought it has always been an extremely racist rag. Among other faults.

Starting with its founder.

For so long NR tried to sell themselves as the “smart” conservative outlet (of any notable size.)

But the entire basis of that was built on the idea that proper grammar and a large lexicon meant their positions were good and moral and defendable.

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William Lewis  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:48:51pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:49:27pm

re: #105 Crush White Nationalism

How can a live-action Pacman movie be anything other than a parody?

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steve_davis  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:49:54pm

re: #75 darthstar

I got a lot of shit done on cocaine…for a while…then I got nothing done on it for a few years.

Stephen King wrote half-a-dozen books on it, most of which he has no remembrance of writing.

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Sherlock Hound  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:49:56pm

re: #108 William Lewis

I’ve always referred to it as “National Racists”. Used to PO the conservatives I knew in school, especially those on the debate team with me :)

We had names for all the usual magazines: Useless News and World Distortion & Newsbleat were my two favorites.

A parody magazine called them “U.S. Booze and World Retort”. /

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:50:06pm
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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:53:33pm
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Sherlock Hound  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:53:47pm

re: #112 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

How can a live-action Pacman movie be anything other than a parody?

A friend of mine suggested a live-action Pac-Man LARP where you’d collect tennis balls and avoid the four “ghosts”, who wielded baseball bats. //

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:54:52pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:55:40pm

Adding fuel to the wingnut rage:

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:57:10pm

re: #45 Hecuba’s daughter

Just imitating Ted Cruz with his non-funny joke that brought gales of laughter from the CPAC audience.

You mean “Ted Cruz with kiss-my-ass’s non-funny ny joke that brought gales of laughter from the CPAC audience.” Kiss-my-ass did tell us what kiss-my-ass’s pronouns are, and it would be rude not to respect kiss-my-ass’s wishes.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:57:34pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 9, 2022 • 4:57:57pm
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HRH Stanley Sea  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:00:04pm

re: #66 Dangerman

That’s why they all tweet.
They need the constant reinforcing love they can’t get anywhere else.

They are making money/prominence from every outrageous tweet.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:00:08pm

re: #121 The Pie Overlord!

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:02:36pm

re: #122 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

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HRH Stanley Sea  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:05:16pm

re: #93 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I’m sure the judge who signed the warrant will have their name loose on the internet within another 24 hours.

Already out

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:06:57pm

With so much else going on I missed this from earlier today:

Ruling Upholds House Panel’s Request for Trump Tax Returns

Cue the editorials about how this will enrage Trump’s base.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:11:15pm

re: #121 The Pie Overlord!

Darkest day in history in regards to personal freedoms for me was June 24, 2022.

so crowder can just take a fucking seat

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Sherlock Hound  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:11:21pm

The political aspect of the FBI search made the Dutch press. This is how I gauge what news items are really impactful.

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DodgerFan1988  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:13:18pm

The real miscarriage of justice.

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darthstar  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:16:32pm

re: #122 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

This tweet got the ‘most people don’t reply like this’ popup…not sure why…

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Belafon  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:16:42pm
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gwangung  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:18:53pm

re: #121 The Pie Overlord!

I think 110,000+ Japanese Americans in WWII would politely disagree. And there are others in line.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:26:46pm
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darthstar  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:31:09pm


.

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Barefoot Grin  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:35:49pm

[Tom Papa’s standup voice on NPR]
Have you ever had butt itch so intense that wiping is almost orgasmic?

I have.
[/Tom Papa’s standup voice on NPR]

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darthstar  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:37:17pm

I will say, I don’t really care much at all for twitter trends, but the #NAFO (north atlantic fellas organization) is entertaining as fuck…like anti-Russian #Juggalos.

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No Malarkey!  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:40:15pm
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Teukka  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:43:23pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:43:55pm
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Charles Johnson  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:49:12pm
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No Malarkey!  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:52:24pm
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darthstar  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:53:45pm

re: #141 Charles Johnson

Special guest Kaitlin Marie Ox…

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Charles Johnson  Aug 9, 2022 • 5:55:21pm
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wrenchwench  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:03:28pm
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Teukka  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:17:06pm

So, do I understand this right, Trump got fucked over by a law he signed on the books himself?

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dat_said  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:24:21pm

re: #146 Teukka

So, do I understand this right, Trump got fucked over by a law he signed on the books himself?

And why was the law changed to a felony? The “lock her up” crowd.

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:34:08pm

When one of your lawyers is comparing your alleged actions to that of the Mafia, you, uhh, might just have a problem.

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The Pie Overlord!  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:37:17pm
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retired cynic  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:38:15pm

Democrats Take Lead in Generic Ballot
August 9, 2022 By Taegan Goddard
politicalwire.com

Democrats are now leading Republicans in the FiveThirtyEight generic ballot tracker for the first time since November.

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retired cynic  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:39:59pm

The FBI Raid Wasn’t Just About Classified Documents
politicalwire.com
August 9, 2022 By Taegan Goddard

Andrew McCarthy: “There’s a game prosecutors play. Let’s say I suspect X committed an armed robbery, but I know X is dealing drugs. So, I write a search-warrant application laying out my overwhelming probable cause that X has been selling small amounts of cocaine from his apartment. I don’t say a word in the warrant about the robbery, but I don’t have to. If the court grants me the warrant for the comparatively minor crime of cocaine distribution, the agents are then authorized to search the whole apartment.”

“If they find robbery tools, a mask, and a gun, the law allows them to seize those items. As long as agents are conducting a legitimate search, they are authorized to seize any obviously incriminating evidence they come across. Even though the warrant was ostensibly about drug offenses, the prosecutors can use the evidence seized to charge robbery.”

“I believe that principle is key to understanding the FBI’s search of former president Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida on Monday. The ostensible justification for the search of Trump’s compound is his potentially unlawful retention of government records and mishandling of classified information. The real reason is the Capitol riot.”

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:43:15pm

re: #151 retired cynic

Then there’s this:

All things considered, it’s looking like whatever happened yesterday is something known only to the DOJ, and for all we know, might stay that way forever.

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Belafon  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:49:51pm
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BeenHereAwhile  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:50:15pm

re: #82 Backwoods_Sleuth

gs®@dog_rates

This is Auggie. Bad news: He went to fetch a ball and saw some other dog beat him to it. Good news: They just became best friends. 12/10 for both

Groucho meet Harpo

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I Would Prefer Not To  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:50:49pm

re: #154 BeenHereAwhile

gs®@dog_rates

Groucho meet Harpo

and Lucy.

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piratedan  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:55:17pm

re: #152 Dopamine Fish

will take it at face value, suspect that Trump packed away months, maybe even years of daily briefings from the select intelligence services and simply held on to it to turn into cash/influence/power. Naturally, the archives and the intelligence services would just as soon not have that out in the open.

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Dopamine Fish  Aug 9, 2022 • 6:58:49pm

re: #156 piratedan

will take it at face value, suspect that Trump packed away months, maybe even years of daily briefings from the select intelligence services and simply held on to it to turn into cash/influence/power. Naturally, the archives and the intelligence services would just as soon not have that out in the open.

Asha Rangappa believes that is most likely the case. The DOJ got sick of getting trolled by Trump and his attorneys, and just sent the FBI to clean up the mess and be done with it.

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austin_blue  Aug 9, 2022 • 7:02:54pm

re: #75 darthstar

I got a lot of shit done on cocaine…for a while…then I got nothing done on it for a few years.

Not an uncommon experience. I knew a lot of people in college, rich kids in the mid-to-late 70’s, who had bowls of blow in their kitchens. You’d show up to visit, get offered a bump, and do it.

I was fortunate that I found it kind of meh. I did a lot of teeth grinding, and hot sweats.

I knew people who got hooked with their first line. It was like “Where have you been all my life?”

Alkaloids are like that. You love them or they kill you, but there they are. And sometimes they do both.

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Crush White Nationalism  Aug 9, 2022 • 7:05:16pm

re: #158 austin_blue

Not an uncommon experience. I knew a lot of people in college, rich kids in the mid-to-late 70’s, who had bowls of blow in their kitchens. You’d show up to visit, get offered a bump, and do it.

I was fortunate that I found it kind of meh. I did a lot of teeth grinding, and hot sweats.

I knew people who got hooked with their first line. It was like “Where have you been all my life?”

Alkaloids are like that. You love them or they kill you, but there they are. And sometimes they do both.

Same, other than the sweats. Increasing the dose just made my jaw tighter. Not fun at all.

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BeenHereAwhile  Aug 9, 2022 • 7:15:38pm

re: #75 darthstar

I got a lot of shit done on cocaine…for a while…then I got nothing done on it for a few years.

I was the guy who had to deal with whatever was the result of the 1 - 4 AM creative highjinks.


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