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The LGF Prayer

Mon, Jan 6, 2003 at 11:02:16 am PST

Oh lord, grant me the serenity to ignore the trolls, the courage to debate with honest opponents, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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1 GAboy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:04:36am

Amen

2 Michael_in_TN  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:17:21am

Charles,
Have you considered programmically adding some sort of identification to first time posters or known troll's IP addresses? Probably more effort than it's worth but it would be neat to see:

#xx T.P. **troll alert**


or

#xx IdiotsRus **first post**
3 Brian Jacks  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:19:36am

Quick sidetrack to mention an article I just read that I haven't seen referenced elsewhere yet:

[Link: www.ajn.com.au...]

"Students attacked, intimidated at national conference

An Australasian Union of Jewish Students (AUJS) executive member was physically attacked as last week's annual National Union of Students (NUS) conference descended into violence.

Cricket balls were thrown at AUJS national political officer Alex Lew last Tuesday as he took the floor during a debate on anti-terror legislation. Lew emerged unscathed, but later that day a fellow Melbourne University student told him that Zionists were placed at the top of a "hate list" that had been compiled.

As the seven-day conference came to a close on Friday night, Jewish delegates were relieved to walk away from the 350-strong gathering which featured numerous episodes of violence and underhanded attempts to intimidate Jewish students."

More at the link above.

4 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:20:30am

Charles,

LOL! You're too much, honestly you are. Where do you come up with the things that you write? G-d you make me laugh.

5 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:20:51am

Funny, I've been working on the serenity prayer for work-related situations as well. But I like this one best:

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

And also help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

And help me to remember, when I'm having a really bad day and it seems that people are purposely trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my hand and slap the shit out of them.

--courtesy of an OR nurse who turned my meltdown on one particularly bad day in residency into an iced-tea-through the nose snortle-fest, God bless her!

6 Kieron  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:30:54am

OT but this Brit was cheered to see the following letter in the (UK) Daily Mail today. (No link)

The U.S. is the greatest power for good in the world and the free world owes its existence to her. The sooner ungrateful, stupid people realise it, the better.

The writer comes from my home county of Essex too!

7 Barbara Skolaut  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:39:00am

Damn, Mommydoc! Do you know how hard it is to get Diet Coke off a computer screen? ROFL. Love ya.

8 J Lichty  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:41:00am

Where does Ranbutan fit?

9 Barbara Skolaut  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:42:19am

Kieron - God bless the writer, and all the other Brits who remain our friends.

Off topic, but I hope your "leaders" finally see the light and allow law-abiding people to own guns and defend themselves again soon.

10 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:44:13am

Barbara--yup. Happens to me all the time here. Glad I could elicit the same reaction.

JLichty--sadly, morphed into troll. He's one of the "half-smart" to whom Charles referred earlier.

11 Maine's Michael  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:45:53am
Where does Ranbutan fit?

Up Yasser's butt, and with room to spare.

12 Yasser  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:47:41am

Leave me alone, I'm stroking my troll.

13 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:53:56am

Maine's Michael,

I love you.

14 Maine's Michael  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:58:14am

Z:

:]

15 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:07:53am

Michael: Me too, me too!

Barbara: BTW, I keep that gem in my palm pilot so that I can look at it whenever I get too pissed off!

16 GAboy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:11:17am

LGF's fiskie award makes Best of the Web

17 Colt  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:11:22am

OT

Saddam is up to his old tricks. UN experts are spying....

[Link: www.msnbc.com...]

18 Glen Wishard  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:25:26am

Having spent some time on USENET, I know a thing or two about trolls, like Jane Goodall knows monkeys.

I posted this to a newsgroup a couple of years ago, as a contribution to the Science of Troll Recognition and Management:

"He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct ..." - APOCALYPSE NOW

I've spent some time on Usenet. To me, these groups ARE the internet. I never thought they should be a Sunday School picnic. Verbal warfare is part of the fun, and educational, too. In my time I've butted heads with unreconstructed Stalinists, unreconstructed Objectivists, Ecofascists, rabid anti-Semites, racist freaks, Scientologists, sheet-flapping Nazis, people who can't let go of the Confederacy, people who can't let go of the Equal Rights Amendment, and a ski instructor from Utah who was a borderline psychotic.

In all that time, G*** R*** is one of the very few people I've encountered who never has ANYTHING interesting to say, on ANY subject, EVER. Instead, he seems to have spent a good part of the last several years flooding Usenet with a combination of witlessness and obscenity. He sometimes makes even spam look good in comparison --- not quite, but almost.

G*** R***'s sole form of discourse is the ad hominem attack. Remarkably, he has failed to MASTER the ad hominem attack even after thousands of attempts. Instead he employs the same Junior-High-School-Locker-Room blusterings over and over, often without any regard for relevancy. We are all more or less interchangeable to him.

Consider this barrage: "Who gives a s--t what these nuts like or don't like. Koresh them all. ----G*** R***."

Now this sentiment was expressed not in one of the alt.politics forums, where people can generally take care of themselves ... No, this murderous imagery was unleashed in the pastoral confines of rec.backcountry (!!!), a place mostly inhabited by harmless, granola-munching bunny people. Needless to say, someone who would "Koresh" such mild folk is the sort of person who would lob mortar
shells into a petting zoo.

19 Maine's Michael  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:26:10am

Now ladies, settle down!

Happily married, with two year old and three month old boys I dote on. My wife would like to see me spend less time at LGF, but between diaper changes and hide and seek, in the evenings and on WE's, LGF is perfect.

Having said that, if an LGF regulars group is interested in coming up to enjoy the lakes and mountains of Maine during the summer (in between debating the pros and cons of transfer, naturally), I would be pleased to host 'em at our place. My mother is active in Beit Halochem Canada and frequently hosts disabled Israeli soldiers on their visits to Montreal. It would be neat to have one or two visit at the same time time. I'll bet it can be arranged. We can accomodate about a half dozen people as guests for a few days.

I'm serious. It would be a pleasure. Think about it. I'll repeat the invite as summer approaches. I've been envious of those able to attend LGF bashes in NY or Socal.

I think lots of people here would welcome the opportunity to interact with wounded/disabled heros from Israel. Regardless of the visit to Maine, think about getting involved or contributing to Beit Halochem Canada or USA. A worthy cause.

20 pentaxian  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:34:30am

Can I get and Amen from the Congregation?

21 Gary  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:37:28am

#3 BrianJack

I hope things change before my sone goes to Uni

22 Dee Bates  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:42:06am

The serenity prayer is always good, no matter what the situation. It recognizes reality, reconizes where an individual has the power to do something, and focuses on keeping the difference in mind.

As for trolls, well...My dear Grandmother, bless her soul, used to tell me not to try to make sense out of nonsense. Waste of time and energy best spent elsewhere, and, besides, it'll give you a headache! As usual, she was right.

Mommydoc, I've had to slap another ThermalCare on my twisted, sore back because of you, but it's worth it.
Thanks for the laugh!

23 Fay  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:47:07am

Maine's Michael:
Thanks for mentioning Beit Halochem, here is the Canadian link for other interested Canucks:
[Link: www.advi.ca...]

24 Unglaubliche Name  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:56:06am

In brief defence...sure there are some of us who come along really trying just to rile you (little success) or bait you into saying stupid stuff (even less success) but I think there's also the point that before you can even hold a conversation about some of the issues on the right-wing agenda that has usurped the tag "commonsense", you have to see that something lies beyond your idea of what is "reasonable". That is, people you dismiss as trolls are taking things from another perspective. Would you shoot someone who spoke Gaelic just cause you didn't understand their language and what they said sounded like an insult?

Anyway in that spirit, last post to a website you'll consider frivolous:

joes.propadeutic.com

A GI JOE toy website. Read the character bio's, especially those of the "evil" characters. Man, the discourse of the GI JOE universe is the same as that of your geopolitical worldview.

As to Kieron dude what do you expect? A letter in the Mail (which sits on the right wing of mainstream papers whatever your perspective, even if you think the Guardian is further left than Mao the Mail is on your right).

Three cheers for the eccentric, confused, undecided, difficult Brits who probably would take those Palestinian students on, without thinking about it too hard, but trying to make the best of it. Just like they put up with demonstrations from all causes, sane and mad, at Trafalgar Square.

Keep being undecided and bewildered and indecisive and vaguely good-natured! Your uniquely hard-to-praise Britishness is a credit to you all.

Jealously, with a nod to anyone who thinks me a troll,

UNGLAUBLICHE NAME.

25 hun ordained rabbi  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:10:37am

michael of the maine-
We had a family do up in your wood two years ago and it was fantastic-the most enduring souvenirs remain McCloskey's "Blueberries for Sal" and "One Morning in Maine", which my kids still enjoy.The Moose were elusive, though my mother is convinced she saw one during the (overpriced) boat safari .I'm off to miluim (reserve duty) in two weeks for a month in or (preferably) around Gaza, serving as a medic in an armored battalion. I'll add a bike trip over Acadia bridges to my list of things I'd rather be doing.

26 Maine's Michael  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:15:39am

Hun Ordained Rabbi:

If you see any of my cousins or uncles on duty, say hello!

As for the moose, we have TONS of them up here, on our property. Deer, huge rabbits, foxes, and the odd black bear too. Bald eagles . . .

27 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:16:07am

Charles,

Maybe it is time to make registration a requirement to post comments?

28 Colt  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:27:28am

#27

GI JOE

Then we'd have no challenges. About the only thing most of us disagree on is how many of the Muslims are the enemy.

29 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:27:46am

My personal favorite version of the prayer:

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and a really big bag of money.

30 Barbara Skolaut  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:29:01am

#22 - Your grandmother was right. It's no use trying to reason or argue with the trolls: "Never try to teach a pig (troll) to sing (think); it wastes your time, and it annoys the pig (troll)."

31 John K  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:37:21am

Just what exactly is the critera for one to be a troll?
Is it a troll if it dis-agrees with the common sentiments of a thread? Iam really curious because I was once called a troll for saying: "Death to Islam". I did not disagree with anything in the thread either but I was a
"Troll" to some. Iam new (relativly) to LGF. 7months or so. I regret that I often do NOT try and enter a comment thread because of the stigma of being called a troll. I often agree with the thoughts and sentiments of regular posters; but occasionally I have a different perspective. Does that make me a troll? Honestly; Is there a set of quidelines that makes one a troll? Iam hoping that just asking this question is not grounds for being a troll.

32 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:41:17am

John K,

A troll is a lurker, one uninterested in a serious response, an instigator, a provocatour.

They are usually anon's and simply want to disrupt for the sake of disruption and to elicit a response.

33 Bildo  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:48:45am

Barbara Skolaut 1/6/2003 01:29PM:

Please do not compare trolls to pigs, you are causing a great offence to the noble swine.

In the immortal words of Winston Churchill: ?Dogs look up to men, cats look down on them, but pigs just treat us as equals.?

I think that a greater comparison would be to a skunk. It is an unwanted vermin that causes a ruckus wherever it goes. And though it may leave as quickly as it arrives, its? stench lingers for sometime afterward. The only creature that can tolerate a skunk is another skunk, which must be why they travel in packs sometimes.

34 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:50:55am

Barbara:LOL back at ya!

35 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:53:30am

#31 It is hard to define "trollness". The most common troll characteristic: they will not respond to arguments. Instead they will change the subject or use ad hominum attacks. They want to be listened to, but when someone challanges their arguments or claims, they do not answer the questions put to them. Finally, they tend to be very uncivil.

36 The Sanity Inspector  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:56:18am

Ha! That's what I want on my T-shirt!

37 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:00:07pm

Theres not much to debate. Israel is an illegal state. Simple as that. Give the land back to its rightful owners and we'll let you live. If not, prepare for more suicide bombings. Your choice.

38 Greg  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:02:37pm

Israel is an illegal state.

Talk about fallacy. What states are 'legal'?

39 Meryl Yourish  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:03:43pm

And trolls always, always assume that this website is inhabited by nothing but right-wing, cigar-chewing, gun-toting warmongers who eat babies for breakfast, their mothers for lunch, and Muslims for dinner.

Right-wing. Uh-huh. That would be why I voted for Gore in 2000. And am unashamed of announcing it on LGF. Of course, it might not rank as one of the smartest things I've ever done, but hey, I did it, and I'm admittin' it.

Not that I'd ever vote for the guy again, but that still doesn't make me right-wing.

I'm an LGF regular, trollbait. You know what that assume thing is all about...

40 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:09:14pm

#37:

Theres not much to debate.

Indeed. Fuck off, amoeba.

41 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:13:20pm

#37 is the pure definition of a troll, John K. Comments made not to further true dialogue or critical thinking, but just to inflame, to bait the other posters.

A troll seeks irate responses, sort of like the classic Star Trek episode in which some unseen force incites arguments because it feeds off the anger (not enough of a Trekkie to come up with an episode title or name of entity--just remember it from watching the original series as a kid.)

It's also similar to the paleos' MO--incite military reprisals for their terrorist actions and then cry to the court of world opinion about how badly they're treated. A true troll isn't interested in the content of your response; s/he is only interested in inciting you to the point where you stoop to the level of an ad hominem, so s/he can sit back and point out your inadequacies.

See for reference also: TH of Suburbia, Neale, Anil, Snowflake or Tokugawa. Mookie (notMookie Wilson) is the uber-troll, one of the very few to be banned by Charles.

42 billhedrick  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:13:40pm

Israel is one of the few legal states in existence. It was established not by conquest but by gift. The "palestineans" could have had a state as well, but have repeatedly turned down the opportunity.

43 Lawrence Shmerel  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:14:03pm

I say "Bring on the Trolls." Let's rumble! Let's disect a troll and see what makes it so screwed up. Let's cook one and see what it tastes like with bar-b-que sauce. Let's have a good laugh. Where the hell are the trolls? What's wrong with troll hunting? Are they an endangered species? Let's trap them, skin them, and tan their hides. Let's pen them in a zoo and feed them nuts and fruits, hose them down and let them air dry, neuter and spay them, rope them and brand them, mark them and tag them, and listen to them wail and howl. Let's have a troll rodeo! Trolls on Parade! What is more amusing than a troll?

44 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:14:23pm

Q, Greg--remember the LGF prayer...

45 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:14:30pm

#38 Easy. States are legal if they are controlled by the people they govern. In other words: liberal democracies.

States like Israel for instance, the only democracy in the middle east. The only state in the middle east that has any respect for minority rights.

46 billhedrick  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:16:22pm

I disagree with Charles here, I think trolls should come here and be flailed and reduced to quivering masses of jelly

47 Keelie  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:16:24pm

John K - #31 - Amin is a Troll. What better example!!

He lies. He postures. If I met him in a back alley, he'd shit himself.

He pretends he wants a fight, but if you blackened his eye, he'd run to his mommy and complain. Just like all the Islamofascists.

48 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:16:35pm

Laurence--the main reason is that feeding trolls not only eats up bandwidth, but storage space, which Charles pays for. Ultimately, he might have to charge for registration, which would limit intellectual exchange, or dump archives, which would also suck.

49 Robert Crawford  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:22:13pm
I think trolls should come here and be flailed and reduced to quivering masses of jelly

Boil 'em, says I!

50 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:26:37pm

#42

Yes, Israel is one of the few legal states if you consider "legal" to mean "viciously steal the homeland of another people and continuously trample upon the other people's rights by claiming that the fact that their (jewish) ancestors lived there 2000 years ago is justifiable reason for unlawful seizure of the land in the 20th century".

51 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:26:55pm

mommydoc (#44):

I know, but:

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.

--George Orwell

52 billhedrick  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:28:34pm

what unlawful seizure? Name one.

53 HA  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:36:12pm

Meryl #39,

...nothing but right-wing, cigar-chewing, gun-toting warmongers who eat babies for breakfast, their mothers for lunch, and Muslims for dinner.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

54 Paul  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:39:52pm

Arguing with Amin is a perfect example of futility, nothing will be accomplished. Ignore that man behind the curtain.

55 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:40:57pm

#52 you are throwing pearls before swine. Most of the trolls that come here do not even think the Jews have the right to exist, much less Israel. You can not reason with someone who thinks that it is okey dokey to intentionally kill babies, unarmed women and children, etc. to advance their cause. That is what the current troll is advocating: "Leave Israel or we will blow any Jew we see up".

56 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:41:27pm

I kind of like the version of Charle's prayer that was announced in "Calvin and Hobbes" some years back. It went something like:

Grant me the courage to change what I can, the serenity to accept what I cannot change, and the inability to tell the difference.

Anyway... OT, but some sort of grim mood swing made me go check out what those delightful young 'uns at clearguidance were up to. Kind of like that reflex that makes us all rubberneck at the scene of car wrecks. Anyway, among other gems (what a great guy Saddam is, how the West will be destroyed to make way for the worldwide caliphate, etc.), someone had posted the following (a reprint from another source):

The Muslim world has found a novel way to strike back at the West ? or at least at Western bankers who rule the world's currencies ? introduce a gold coin. Malaysia expects to use gold dinars to trade only between Islamic countries beginning in 2003 [...]

The result of a gold-backed currency in the world could cause the US dollar to crash in value. Some suggest the gold dinar would cause a shift in economic power from the West to the East. Trading in Islamic dinars is also planned to open up on the Internet.

My response: giggle. snort. giggle. boo HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (tears rolling down cheeks) stop it, man, yer killin' me! hee hee HAHAHA...

Okay, sorry. Right, gold standard. Y'all go ahead and do that. Good luck to you. Oh--and by the way, I'm sure if you equip your armies with some of those nasty-looking scimitars, they'll be completely unstoppable, and the U.S. Marines will tremble before them.

58 EW1(SG)  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:42:24pm

#51 Q:

And you perform that duty with a great deal of panache! Keep on rockin'.

59 Yasser  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:45:50pm

I am bending over now...and... yes I did it, I finally licked my own troll. Kama Allah Sutra position #2560

Vait till I tell my ham-ass boys. Who needs virgins when we can lick our own?

60 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:46:35pm

Let's see - Israel was got its land by fighting three wars (at least) and countless skirmishes, inhabits SOME of the land granted to it by the United Nations (the other parts were STOLEN from Israel by Arabs before and during partition, dontcha know), is the ONLY democracy in the ME (that I know of - when's the last time the inhabitants of Saudi Arabia voted?), lets its soldiers argue in court that they shouldn't have to serve in affairs they don't personally like - and these soldiers live to tell, etc., etc., etc. Israel CREATES from nothing (what was Tel Aviv before the Israelis built it?) a land that employs Arabs from other lands (Arabs who enter by their own choice), Israel in its pre-existence and early existence builds settlements on land PURCHASED from Arabs, etc., etc., etc. ad infinitum. The Arabs sit on sand and build NOTHING, cheer whenever a splodeydope 'splodes, cheer when toddlers are killed in their own homes by terrorists, cheer (and pass out CANDY) when planes crash into buildings in NYC and WADC, taking 3000 lives, etc., etc., etc.

But Amin-of-the-Eternal-Lies trots out something he heard at the mosque last Friday, and we are supposed to quiver at the force of his logic.

On one hand, you should stick around, Amin-of-the-Eternal-Lies, because you are the touchstone of Islamite rationality. On the other hand, you bring no meaningful thought to the discussion.

Perhaps you just have some free time ever since the IDF closed down your classes "Killing 101 - why death is at the heart of the Islamite theology" at Nablus?

61 Glen Wishard  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:52:05pm

#24 - Mr. Unpronounceable wrote:

... the discourse of the GI JOE universe is the same as that of your geopolitical worldview.

I don't know what that means. My "Post-Tet" GI Joe didn't have a "worldview". He had a beard and scruffy, civilian-looking clothes. I suspect he burned his little toy draft card.

If you mean that we look at the world in "black and white terms" (as the moral agnostics like to put it) then I guess you have a point. We do tend to draw those dangerous distinctions between good and evil.

When will we learn to see the world as the Euroweenies do: One big existential blur, in which everyone is morally impotent because everyone is equally guilty?

62 Charles  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:52:26pm

Amin the terror supporter is right here in the US of A.

63 billhedrick  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:53:45pm

Charles, post his info for us to see. Trolls prosper in anonymity. Tell us who they are and they will whither.

64 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:53:48pm

Re: #58

Panache, you say? ;-)

65 h-man  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:55:14pm

the problem with the word troll is, me thinks, it is thrown around to liberally. now clearly on this thread Amin is your garden variety troll, and should be called the same loudly: TROLL. conversely, others such as Jim West, Anil, Ranbutan, to name a few i think are sometimes called trolls wrongly. be that as it may, i do enjoy a good ole fashioned troll fisking.

OT: since calvin and hobbes left the cartoons the world has been a much darker place.

66 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:00:28pm

#60

So because Israel is a democracy and the people of Israel have collectively decided to unlawfully occupy lands it makes it ok? So, its the people of Israel who have stolen the lands? Hey, thanks for giving us justification to kill civilians!

Who cares that Israel is a democracy, why do you people keep bringing it up. And if Palestine was a democracy, the people would vote for suicide bombings (and rightfully so), so be happy that its not a democracy.

#55

We gotta do what we gotta do to get OUR land back.

67 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:04:10pm

Lets call the FBI on 'Amin' and get his sandy ass deported!?

68 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:04:59pm

(Ignoring my own advice and New Year's resolutions)

Amin:

Learn some fucking history, you idiotarian troll.

69 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:07:05pm

A-rab "Amin"

And we gotta do what we gotta do to KILL YOU FIRST!

We got bigger BOMBS to melt your families with and you got ugly women!

The Cure - Killing An arab

I can smell you sweaty stink from here.

70 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:07:18pm

mommydoc,

Yes, I'm really going to read a history written by the Jewish Internet Association. Do i tell you to go read the Nazi version of the history of World War II?

71 Charles  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:10:31pm

bill: I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't reveal personal info without a good reason.

72 in the midst of the godless  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:11:26pm

#50
Wa wa wa.

For argument's sake, I'll grant your point, but it seems to me then, that what you are really saying is that the God of the Jews is stronger than your "god" Allah.

Seems to me Allah hasn't done SHIT for you lately. Maybe you should consider converting to Judaism or Christianity.

73 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:13:32pm

#72

we'll prevail

74 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:14:05pm

#70 Ding! Ding! Ding! we have a loser. He compared mommydoc to a nazi. Automatic disqualification for any internet discussion.

75 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:14:48pm

A-rab Minnions

The New York 101st will be in your grandmothers house busting down your caves in that slimy desert you live in before the end of this month.

The time for bluster is over

your over,
your all over,
your seed is over,
it is too late for you...

your over.

76 steve  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:16:07pm

Amin:

You are a fucking idiot.

Fuck off, putz.

(sorry for feeding him)

77 davesax  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:16:55pm

TROLL DETECTION KIT:

Trolls' beliefs follow a standard outline, whose roots are in the anti-American, Jew hating, Marxist rhetoric of Noam Chomsky, Said, etc. along with generous doses of Jewish loony-leftist rhetoric, courtesy of Israel's New Historians (read: anti-Zionists) and Jewish anti-semites such as Ben Shapiro.

Also, trolls may have names like: Pal Supporter, Proud American Concerned About Others, etc. Admittedly, I'm seeing less of this.

But, Trolls will almost always (in approximate order).

1. Say they are anti-Zionist, not anti-Semitic.

2. Compare Israel's tactics to the Nazis.

3. Focus exclusively on the settlements, or the past policies of the Irgun - implying that these issues are the main reasons for the Arab-Israeli conflict. Sub bullets to this gambit may include but are not limited to:

a. References to Israel's "brutal" tactics of "targeting Palestinian civilians" in the territories.

b. Misrepresentations of resolution 242.

c. The providing of "documentation" of some kind from Jewish sources, showing that Israel is indeed committing atrocities on the Pals. Haaretz is a favorite place for this, being its center/left tendencies, coupled with its employment of loony leftists like Amira Hass, Tom Segev, etc., who, when taken out of context, often sound like anti-semites, and in context, come across as radical anti-zionists.

AFTER refutations - complete with links and historically validated assertions by such astute and patient bloggers as Lichty, E. Nough, and Master Charles Johnson, etc - are posted, said troll (having ignored said refutations) will do the following:

1. Focus on the "Zionist Lobby".

2. Set out to prove that Israel is a threat to the U.S., by bringing up the Dreyfuss affair, the bombing of the U.S.S. Liberty, the accusation that Mossad "knew" about September 11th, etc.

3. Attempt to provide documentation of some kind from various sources, proving above claims. At this, trolls are insufferable. Whether it be the bogus Body of Secrets, Indymedia, Justin Raimondo, The Guardian, Benny Morris' Righteous Victims (which Morris has admitted to Efraim Karsh has some research "slants" based on his former politics, "authentic" DEA documents, or James Bennet of The New York Times, trolls (without shame) will invariably use sources that have a history of anti-Israeli bias and/or anti-semitism, or carry information that is unauthenticated. I once saw a Palestinian troll (or so he said) link to an anti-aboriginist hate site supported by David Duke. When I called him on that he...just kept on trolling. (Admittedly, that is when my other, obnoxious, childish personality of TROLLCRUSHER was born. I just realized that there is no way you could take these people seriously).

TROLLS, on the Iraq issue, will say:

1. It's all about oil.

2. The U.N. is the law center of the world (despite its obvious corruption and anti-Western, anti-Semitic agenda)

3. Bush is trying to make up for what his "daddy" did or didn't do.

And finally:

After playing the above cards, trolls will resort to posturing, saying things like:

"You are bigots. No wonder why so and so said this is a hate sight."

"Thank you for providing valuable insight into the way the Jewish and/or Zionist mind works. I've often encountered this at Zionist web sites. I can't say anything about Israel without jews going crazy."

"Oh great, so Jewish and or Christian extremism is O.K., but Islamic extremism isn't. Why don't you get mad at the Christian right?"

"I'm don't hate jews. I just can't stand Zionists."

More later.

David

78 h-man  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:17:12pm

#70   Amin  1/6/2003 03:07PM PST
mommydoc,

Yes, I'm really going to read a history written by the Jewish Internet Association. Do i tell you to go read the Nazi version of the history of World War II?

let me translate:

mommydoc,

No i am a complete and utter moron and i would never want to learn something that would put to question my idiotic ideas. oh and zionism = nazism.

i got my minor in the troll language.

say Amin jews are the historical, indigenous, legal and moral caretakers of Israel. just because the "palestineans" were/are too stupid to take advantage of the UN's offer of statehood, i can only say: boo fucking hoo.

79 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:17:52pm

A-rab (Orcs) Minnions

You'll prevail in a tomb at the bottom of the desert forever.

I gaurantee nukes (plural that means more than one) will rain down on A-rab countries before the end 2005.

80 in the midst of the godless  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:18:32pm

Amin,
Getting to the Afterlife first does not prevailing make.

81 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:18:46pm

This thread is starting to resemble the "racial slur montage" from "Do The Right Thing". Yep, it's all here--kill the Arabs, Jews are Nazis, our god can beat up your god. Is it a full moon tonight?

82 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:19:43pm

Notice how the trolls definition of unlawful is anything he declares to be unlawful. No reference to any actual laws that have been broken. A classic troll like behavior.

No mention of the UN and the balfor declaration or of the jews that lived in Israel beforehand either.

83 steve  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:20:19pm

we'll prevail

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ahhh. Thanks for the laugh, moron.

84 squib  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:20:24pm

hun ordained rabbi: I've had those two books since i was a wee tyke!

85 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:21:44pm

A-rab (Orcs) Minnions

You lost before you even started.

Time and history are both against the A-rabs, they can never prevail in any offensive.

The most they will gain is more death and destruction but as we all know that is what you want so we are here and happy to oblige.

Just get us started and then there is no stopping us untill we annihilate you.

86 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:22:57pm

Re: #77

Set out to prove that Israel is a threat to the U.S., by bringing up the Dreyfuss affair

Shouldn't it be "a threat to France"?

87 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:25:32pm

#86 Q--

I think the reference in this case is to mediocre actor Richard Dreyfus(s). I think we can all agree that Mr. Holland's Opus is a threat to America.

88 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:27:16pm

#78

Who cares that jews were the historical (ie 2000 years ago) caretakers of the holy land. The palestinians were the modern caretakers of the holy land until they were forced out by the zionists a half century ago. 2000 year old claims are not valid, you morons.

If century old claims are really valid then pretty much all of the USA should be handed back to the native americans.

89 JLawson  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:28:00pm

Amin:

Like the Palestinians prevailed when Jordan kicked them out?

Must be some odd definition of the word "Prevail" that I'm not familiar with.

J.

90 davesax  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:30:36pm

Sorry, wrong one. Meant the guy who was spying for Israel in the U.S. . Please modify accordingly. Thanks

91 steve  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:30:48pm

2000 year old claims are not valid, you morons.

This would be akin to the pot calling the kettle black. . . except that you, dickhead, are the only moron on this thread. Please crawl back to your squalid, disgusting hole.

92 davesax  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:31:29pm

TROLL TRAITS, CONTINUED:

Notice how TROLL Amin snaps at every piece of criticism or argument thrown his way. Things like "we will prevail", "you morons" etc. We call this TROLL TERETS, a common trait amongst Muslims and/or their supporters with inferiority complexes.

If the vendictive behaviour doesn't display itself in fits such as the above, the troll will invariably resort to answering questions with...questions.

Such as, So because Israel is a democracy and the people of Israel have collectively decided to unlawfully occupy lands it makes it ok? So, its the people of Israel who have stolen the lands?

This only reiterates that Trolls are not interested in debating, but are really interested in getting attention that they obviously lack at home and need to feel from strangers over a computer screen.

93 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:31:49pm

Um, folks... isn't it just a bit ironic that all this Sturm und Drang is being provoked by a troll, in a thread that's supposed to be ABOUT IGNORING TROLLS???

JUST

LEAVE

IT!

94 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:32:00pm

A-rab (Orcs) Minnions

I know this much is true

God may forgive but the 101st doesn't

nor do any New Yorkers,

you will always have to pay for your evil deeds,

you must be punsihed,

you must all pay for your wickedness,

the same wickedness you still embrace to this day,

the only way your wickedness will end is by us ending you we now know this much is true,

you will always have to suffer for what you have done,

their is no repentance on earth,

the best we can do is bring you to hell quicker through the barrel of a gun.

You better start praying because you are all going to hell sooner than later

I know..

This much is true

95 davesax  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:32:30pm

Everyone respond to Amin with one word:

GAZE. Implying you are gazing at him and giving him the attention he craves.


GAZE

96 davesax  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:33:36pm

GAZE at the troll

97 Donna V.  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:34:58pm

Amin the Troll:

Blogger James Lileks answers you much better than I can. About the Palis:

Before I didn't care what happened to the people in the organizations that arrange these attacks. Now I don't care about what happens to the culture that permits it. Approves

I feel exactly the same way. I no longer feel sorry for Pali mothers who wail and cry for the cameras when these same mothers teach their children to be as ugly and bigoted as you. If Israel magically disappeared tomorrow, "Palestine" would be just one more primitive Middle Eastern shithole that nobody (not the EU, not the Left, not the Saudis, not anybody) would care about.

Israel is actually the greatest gift the Arab rulers have been given over the past 50 years. They can be complete and utter failures as rulers, can refuse to democratize their countries at all (clearly you don't care about democracy), but because Israel exists all they have to do is scream "Zionists! Zionists!" and their ignorant, moronic, hate-filled subjects jump up and down like a pack of frenzied lunatics and froth at the mouth like rabid dogs. That's exactly what they want you to do - keeps the spotlight off the fact that they're miserable excuses for rulers and human beings.

When will the Arabs create instead of destroy? When will they be honest about their failings as a society instead of crying and feeling sorry for themselves and blaming the Israelis and the Americans for their misery?
Amin doesn't give us much hope that they will grow up any time soon.

(And excuse me for feeding the troll. It's been a rough Monday, and my tolerance for dimwits was exhausted at approximately 11:37 this morning.)

98 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:37:07pm

#87 A very grave threat. What I don't get is that he was working for all those years on his music and when it was performed at the end of the movie it really stunk. Couldn't they have at least made his composition a tiny bit interesting or at least have a catchy melody? It kind of made it seem like his life was a waste after all.

99 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:39:12pm

davesax,

[THEME
    song=Celebrity Skin
    album=Celebrity Skin
    artist=Hole
    lyrics=lyrics
/]

GAZE

100 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:40:32pm

Re: #87

More like an annoyance, but :-)

101 davesax  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:40:46pm

I want to ask this before I go:

Amin, what does it feel like to wake up every morning, and know that you are a member of history's biggest LOSERS whose only joy in life is to blow themselves up -who were bested by the world's smallest religious minority? It must be a terrible feeling to live with such shame and self hatred.

Tell me, have you tried Zoloft yet?

102 J Lichty  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:41:42pm

It looks like this is a good thread to test the LGF prauer.

To those who can't tell the difference, Amin is a troll.
Do not feed him.

103 Erik  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:43:55pm

Amin - Israel is a lawful democracy, hence all of Israeli land belongs to it's citizens: Arabs and Jews alike. Israeli Arabs are given as many rights as the Jews, or the Druze people, or any other Israeli minority. Arabs are living peacefully on their ancestral land and they are prospering.

The Arabs who did not flee in 1948 to be kept in refugee camps and to be used as a weapon by their Arab neighbors are currently enjoying the fruits of Israel's prosperity and democracy.

Do you really think somebody will be swayed by your lies here, of all places? Go to yahoo or usenet with your lies, maybe you'll be able to fool some uneducated teenagers there.

And sorry, I don't have the serenity to ignore this troll..

104 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:45:01pm

Donna #97

Who asked for your sympathy in the first place? You are part of the problem. We don't want your sympathy and your superior attitude (paraphrasing you: "our society is better than yours").

105 squib  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:45:06pm

#81 full moon is the 18th. if its this good now, just wait til then.

106 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:45:39pm

Oh.
My.
Gosh.

Now it's name-calling by Amin! We cower in the face of your response!

However -

IIRC, Israel was granted its land by the United Nations at the end of WWII, so it has full legal right to its existence.

Land for Israeli settlements prior to WWII was gained through legal payments to legal property owners.

The West Bank is disputed territory, and fell into Israel's lap after her enemies tried to conquer her in '67 and '73. So Israel can do what it likes with it.

And they have the guns, Amin. (Funny how few Israeli suicide bombers there are, ain't it? Almost like they just want to live in peace, while the Islamites just want to kill people.) And the Israeli ain't going away, no matter how much you wish you could be the coal-stoker for the Arabs' war against them.

So deal with it. Get over your shrieking irrationality, and go build a civilization of your own that can match 1% of what Israel has brought to the ME.

Does it enrage you in the least to see that the ME with all the oil has virtually NOTHING to show for it, while the West, which purchased the oil, has built modern civilization? Why didn't - and haven't - the Arabs done anything besides fund Islamite terrorists to blow up Western civilization? Why doesn't it enrage you that after 50+ years of the West paying billions for oil, that the Arab nations have done virtually NOTHING for their inhabitants? (I can't call them citizens, because - as you know - Arab nations don't let their inhabitants vote or otherwise control their own governments. But boy do they have nice parades of kids dressed as splodeydopes!)

In the meantime, PLEASE stick around, because with every word you type you further alienate any rational man, woman, and child on this planet.

Yep, your So-Called Religion of Peace (SCROP?) certainly sounds attractive! I can see why so many people are flocking to Arab lands to become part of the great civilization that has bred someone like you.

107 cba  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:47:04pm

98 superfly:

[Richard Dreyfus in Mr. Holland's Opus is] A very grave threat. What I don't get is that he was working for all those years on his music and when it was performed at the end of the movie it really stunk. Couldn't they have at least made his composition a tiny bit interesting or at least have a catchy melody? It kind of made it seem like his life was a waste after all.

LOL!

108 steve  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:48:18pm

I can't ignore this:

(paraphrasing you: "our society is better than yours").

OUR SOCIETY IS BETTER THAN YOURS, TROLL.

109 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:48:22pm

Oops.


GAZE

Oh, sorry.


MEGO

(MEGO == "My Eyes Glaze Over" whenever I hear the "poor Palis" routine. Older than "Who's on First", and not nearly as original)

110 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:48:31pm

Erik #103

And sorry, I don't have the serenity to ignore this troll..

Yes, I can tell you are lacking in many categories besides serenity. Maybe sense too?

111 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:50:23pm

Yep, I think MEGO is a much better response to the trolls. They think your listening, but ...

112 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:50:39pm

Steve and GI Joe are clearly racists.

113 cba  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:50:56pm

Maybe it's something I ate, but I think this is the funniest thread we've had for a long time. We owe Amin a vote of thanks for all the amusement.

GAZE

114 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:50:57pm

Hey, #110

MEGO

115 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:53:13pm

superfly & Q:

Now that I think of it, what pissed me off even more was Dreyfuss in Once Around. Jebus, what an awful movie. Let's re-open the prison on Devil's Island just for the actors, producers, and scriptwriters responsible for that piece of crap.

(See how well we're ignoring the troll?) (I also want no part of what GI Joe is selling in this thread, either)

116 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:54:54pm

An LGF Haiku

Palestinian
Arabs cry that they're victims ?
But my eyes glaze over.

117 Claudia in SF  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:56:48pm

Hey, Amin must be getting all upset, he's starting to get insulting!
Maybe Amin should go crying back to his wittle mommy so she can instruct him on how to become a suicide bomber and he can feel better.

And the rest of us here can go back to gazing at him.

118 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:58:42pm

Wait a second...

Did a pro terrorist Jew murderer call me 'racist!?'

aw shucks..

now I really feel bad...

119 dennisw  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:59:18pm

#37 Amin
__________

Keep up with that attitude and Mecca-Medina-Qom will get nuked within 3 years. Your Dar Al Islam will reach it's ultimate realization. It will crumble and the smile wiped off your faces.

120 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:59:28pm

Davesax, Posted this the other day which parallels your GAZE line.

Trolls are looking for recognition. Usually they say things that are outrageous and inflammatory for the sole purpose of getting a response. The best way to drive a troll to distraction is to debate their points, but not with them. Talk about them, refer to them and refute them, but never actually talk to them. Works every time.

121 squib  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:59:38pm

#104- well, it is. The truth is often painful. Its nice that you get to come on here and say stuff, but you'd be better off it you went off and said it all to a mirror, and then listened to its response.

Hey, we don't want your shitcan war and we don't want your matching "religion" and if we really wanted "your" oil, we'd take it faster than you could scream Allahu Akbar. Luckily for middle eastern tyrants (like the House of Saud), it's against US law to sanction political offings.

You don't get our sympathy and perhaps the superior attitude is warranted. Anything you can do, we will do better.

122 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:00:10pm

"Society"

So, is that what passes for a society in the desert...

sheesh, sux to be an A-rab!

123 dennisw  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:01:10pm

charles
______

To lessen your burden, so you can take care of the more important stuff, you could authorize a few people to zap the troll posts.

124 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:01:45pm

Geepers,

100% true.

avoid 'its' existence.

Use third person perspectives when refering to it.

125 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:02:52pm

OT (yet again!): apparently Saddam Hussein has now referred to the United States in his latest speech as "wicked assistants of Satan".

This will not stand.

"Assistants" to Satan??? This putz thinks he can demote us from being the GREAT Satan to a bunch of mere "assistants"???

126 Alex F  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:05:40pm

#123 & Charles,
Instead of zapping them to oblivion, troll posts could be zapped to a special Troll Zoo or Viewing section, or if you're feeling frisky, a Troll Hunting section. Might get a little rough though.

127 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:05:43pm

RE #125:

I don't know how we in the West can stand it when the Arabs call us names. It's hard enough to go to work, but when I think that Saddam is comparing America to Satan, it just saps my will.

Time for some Zam-zam Cola to pick me up, I think.

128 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:07:12pm

GI JOE

sheesh, sux to take your name from a children's cartoon

#121

You are also part of the problem. So you're saying that we are suppose to be grateful that the USA hasn't invaded our land to steal our oil (although its about to happen in iraq? ok. what kind of argument is that?

129 NC  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:10:11pm
What I don't get is that he was working for all those years on his music and when it was performed at the end of the movie it really stunk.

Seriously. I kept waiting for them to show people in the audience looking around nervously at each other, wondering whether to clap. "Sit down, Holland! YOU SUCK!"

130 Infidel  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:11:25pm

Dear Idi Amin; You'll prevail, that's why your loser ass is in the USA. You are obviously totally out of touch with reality as are all religious fanatics. Just keep up with the "struggle" and some day soon one (of many) of our SLBMs Boats will settle your hash permanently. Oh not you since you are hiding behind a keyboard. Your type prefers teenage girls to fight your battles.

131 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:13:02pm

GI JOE, How lame an ad hominem was that?

132 Erik  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:14:34pm

#110 Amin, Amin. Come on buddy, that hurt. If you're not going to defend your worthless argument then at least tell me this: what do you aim at achieving by posting lies and personal attacks here? Do you hope to persuade somebody to your point of view with this sort of argument? Seriously, I suggest you vanish before you get banned.

133 Ranbutan  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:15:18pm

TROLLING OR REALITY???

I try to give another perspective...which at times those engaged in group think on LGF, object to: (Kill all the Pals who resist us taking everything we once owned next week! {next person} No, expel them all and kill them tomorrow if they resist! {person after that}Oh, Rambutan is back...I wonder what unrealistic BS he will interject into our brilliant dialogue??)

But rather than give you my spin on reality, here is a link to what the Quartet decided last Friday.

EU, Russia, UN, US reject Israeli Objections

Looks like 1967 borders with minor modifications, no pre-determination on Jeruselem, and evacuation of the Settlements.

One thing I disagree with was the US agreeing that Bush spoke too hastily about rejecting Arafat at the Table...because other parties and international law recognize the right of a bona-fide leader (and he was elected such) to represent his nation in negotiations. And the US cannot breach accepted diplomatic protocol.

If that article is trolling LGF.......I feel sorry for the person in the midst of a "Greater Israel" wet dream, standing in the middle of the road, oblivious to the horn of the oncoming truck.

134 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:17:27pm

Uh-oh

I think I just figured something out.

1) This thread, by Charles, says don't feed the trolls, and
2) A troll mysteriously appears.

Conclusion: the troll does not exist in reality; rather, it is a factotum created by Charles to test our commitment to follow Charles' request.

And [sigh] I have failed. I failed to see that there wasn't anyone real behind the façade. This thread-troll is nothing more than a bot.

:(

Boy, was I fooled.

Charles, you sure are clever!

135 Infidel  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:18:21pm

Sorry Charles for feeding Amin the Troll. Lucky for him this is a civilizied country unlike the third-world shithole that spawned him. Otherwise us "racists" could give him the Sharia-law unwed mother treatment.

136 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:19:17pm

#130, Infidel,

I was setting here, playing with one of my favorite knives, and wondering whether or not to say pretty much the same thing you just said.

One Ohio-class sub is all it takes to turn the Arab lands into the Burned lands.

That really seems to be the response that Amin and Osama want. Perhaps they believe Allah will intervene.

Oops. Bad Idea.

137 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:20:11pm

Infidel (#130) The real Idi Amin is living comfortably on the goodwill of the Saudi royal family; I expect this one is living off the US government dole for aid to dependant children.

138 h-man  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:20:42pm

mmmm zam zam.

you know as much as drefus (or whoever you spell it) hasn't done a decent flix since Jaws, he is surprisingly (for a hollywood weenie) pretty thoughtful about world events (i.e. he doesn't follow the babs striesand, susan sarandon line hook,line and sinker)

gaze

139 roger  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:22:16pm

i read lgf everyday...usually a couple of times a day so i can keep up with whats being said...i almost never post, primarily because i generally agree with most of the things said here. one thing im still trying to figure out though. what does OT mean?

140 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:22:29pm

Oh, hell, I forgot...

GAZE

141 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:23:36pm

Dreyfuss peaked in Close Encounters of the Worst Kind. His Goodbye Girl was emotionally shallow and manipulative. I cheered at his demise in Jaws.

And Mr. Holland's Opus? Puh-leeze - it was unbelievable.

GAZE

142 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:23:52pm

Roger,


what does OT mean?

Off Topic.

143 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:24:53pm

#139:

PENALTY FLAG!!! You brought in a separate topic into this thread!!!


That's clearly Off Topic, and forbidden!

OT == Off Topic.

144 Claudia in SF  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:26:57pm

#139,

OT = Off topic

145 Shanno Wut Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:27:18pm

I think you have to invite trolls into your website for them to attack you, wait, that's vampires.

146 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:28:43pm

Short form for trolls' arguments (A-Z):

It's all dem J-E-W-S.

Short response for trolls:

GAZE

147 ploome  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:29:23pm

here Amin....

Every time I think I?ve had it I find that there are still a few jots of sympathy left - and by ?sympathy? I mean that last weary civilized impulse that makes you stay the hand of your inner beserker. I don?t think I?m alone in this.

It doesn?t mean there?s now a vast angry mass advocating for the immolation of those who want to scour the earth clean of Jews. No. But before I didn?t care what happened to the people in the organizations that arrange these attacks.

Now I don?t care about what happens to the culture that permits it. Approves of it. Defends it, sanctions it, shelters it, sings it praises, names streets after the men who do it. I?m done. I don?t want to hear the word ?but? in any sentence uttered by a PLO / Fatah / Al Aqsa / Hamaz / Hezbollah apologist.

I don?t want to hear the phrase ?cycle of violence? used outside the context of a gang fight at the Tour De France.

I never want to see Arafat asking for anything anywhere any more. I don?t want to see people on the West Bank cheering as clumsy Scuds lumber over their heads in February, because I know they?ll head to Israeli hospitals when the germs hit them, and I know they?ll be admitted for treatment.

I?m not saying I wish them ill. But the line of people I care about now is very, very long. The apologists and supporters of the bombers can get behind the 100 wounded I never met. The 20 who died. The one who was the child of a father my age.

And when it?s their turn to ask for my sympathy, I?ll probably point to the line with 3000 New Yorkers, and kindly request that they head to the back.

Nail bombs in a cafe. Jesus Christ.

from
[Link: www.lileks.com...]

..find a quarter, call someone who cares.....

148 Erik  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:29:48pm

#133 Ranbutan! You made my day! You finally learned to use "greater Israel" instead of "Eretz Israel." Thank you.

My answer to your post is here

149 roger  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:30:14pm

one last question....when are the shirts gonna be available charles?

150 Ken H  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:32:49pm

Lots of fun nothing quite like watching the roasting of a troll over an open fire on a cool winter night.

151 h-man  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:34:53pm

ran - 1) the link is wrong, 2) arafat was not a democratically elected leader (jesus h christ what is wrong with people?), but let's pretend he was - HIS TERM RAN OUT YEARS AGO. thus even if he was democratically elected (not) he is now, since he extended his term by fiat, an unelected dictator, 3) i have rarely seen anyone on LGF have "greater Israel wet dreams"; i wd even go so far as to say up until 00 most people were excited about a two state solution, which wd result in peace (your assertions to the contrary notwithstanding) and 4) i don't recall anyone complaining about giving up the Sinai because in word and deed saddat showed that he wanted peace; your and other idiots assertion that israel has some colonialistic fantasies is hokum (that is not to say that i wd accept a palestine state 1) now 2) one with arafat or 3) one which does not allow jews to live there and worship there as well).

ran - you are proving yourself to be a borderline troll.

152 Amy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:35:06pm

OT, and I posted it elsewhere as well, but if this is true, it's an unbelievable scandal:

[Link: www.newsmax.com...]

153 Kirk  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:35:24pm

Damn, looks like someone stomped on a 3 ft tall fireant bed. We've got the trolls coming out of the wood work just to respond.

154 NC  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:38:28pm
Dreyfuss peaked in Close Encounters of the Worst Kind. His Goodbye Girl was emotionally shallow and manipulative. I cheered at his demise in Jaws.

Aha! How quickly you forget that Dreyfuss survives the attack on the shark cage in Jaws! Only by surviving could he have resurfaced in Mr. Holland's Opus and unleashed something far more deadly than a killer Great White: symphonic music that sounds as though it passed through the musical sphincter of John Tesh. BARF.

155 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:39:27pm

Kirk - ya snuze, ya luze!

We had someone show up and say something, I think, but it was like a poor phone call - all full of static and burps.

So after a while, we just stopped listening and responding with 100% Effective Troll-shield: The GAZE.

156 cba  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:40:50pm

I've often found some comments to be mildly amusing, but never enough to make me splutter edibles or potables over my keyboard.

But this thread?! I'm laughing so hard I'm scaring small children...

Thanks, everyone, I really needed that after yesterday--oldest daughter flew back to University, I couldn't get hold of my Netanya-resident parents until past midnight Israel time, and just the general lousy news.

Charles, please don't ban what's-his-name, I'm having so much fun.

GAZE

157 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:42:57pm

Mr. Holland's Opus is the perfect music to accompany Star Trek I: The Endless Loving Review of NCC-1701-A by a Slowly-Moving Camera Followed by Slowly-Moving Dressed-up People Impersonating Actors

OT, maybe, but here's a juicy tid-bit for the lurking troll:

GAZE

158 roach[deleted]  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:43:09pm
159 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:43:44pm

Everyone, please remember that you have to take a troll's perspective into account when considering their position on the issues.

160 Fay  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:45:13pm

Meryl #39

And trolls always, always assume that this website is inhabited by nothing but right-wing, cigar-chewing, gun-toting warmongers who eat babies for breakfast, their mothers for lunch, and Muslims for dinner.

You mean it isn't? Sheesh, I must have been hanging out in the wrong place all this time :>) LOL!

161 roach[deleted]  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:45:41pm
162 Abu Baboon  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:46:27pm

#146

GAZE and SHOOT

[Link: www.themushroom.com...]

163 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:46:54pm

Geepers,

I'll sue you for making me look at that picture!

164 T. Jefferson  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:49:54pm

Iron Fist:
Amin hasn't quoted any SUN TZU for us yet.
:-)

165 roach[deleted]  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:50:52pm
166 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:51:14pm

Geepers

[Maniacal, demonic laughter]

:-)

167 Kirk  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:53:21pm

Steve Miller,

Crap. I thought that clips from Full Metal Jacket would apply here. Sorry. They do work when you download them to your pc.

168 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:53:36pm

Zulubaby (#163):

Spoiled your apetit, huh? ;-)

169 Donna V.  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:54:30pm

Sorry, I can't resist (this is fun). Amin wrote:

(paraphrasing you: "our society is better than yours").

Yup, it sure is. I thank almighty God every single night that I was not born in an Arab country where men treat women like sh*t and the men are treated like sh*t by their rulers.

Tell me one thing, moron, if your so-called society is so terrific, why do Arabs emigrate to the West and America en masse, but nobody in their right mind would emigrate to an Arab country.

And charges of racism are pig crap. You're the same race as me: Caucasian.

170 Me and Julio  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:58:46pm

"who eat babies for breakfast"

No, thats the Chinese.

[Link: weeklystandard.com...]

171 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:00:32pm

#164, T. Jefferson,

I suspect that's a littlie out of its league :-)

GAZE

172 SecHumanist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:13:09pm

I dunno what you people are complaining about, Amin is awesome! I have more respect for Amin than I do for any PLO spokesperson or any Arab leader/spokesperson for that matter - he at least tells it like it is, no hiding behind the B.S. that little vermin like Arafat do.

Take this statement that he made in post #88:

Who cares that Arabs were the historical (ie 500 years ago) caretakers of the holy land. The Israelis are the modern caretakers of the holy land and are now being forced (at least attempted to be) out by the Europeans and Arabs. 500 year old claims are not valid, you morons.

If century old claims are really valid then pretty much all of the USA should be handed back to the native americans.

Historical corrections made by me. Of course I could have mentioned the Turks or the British as "modern caretakers" - Apparently their claims to the land would be just as valid in Amin's eyes (or is there a random cutoff date - did they miss the deadline to apply for the land?). The great thing is that he basically agrees that the land deservedly belongs to Israel because they control it now, and that this war that he is calling for and supporting is a war of aggression - at least he admits it.

But I gotta respect Amin for telling it like it is. He knows what he wants (genocide) and clearly advocates it - much more respectable than any PLO leader in existence today.

173 Infidel  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:14:52pm

Roach #158 you forgot Kissinger's insane support of Indonesia's Genocide in East Timor.

Thanks Iron Fist. The Islamists can't really be as dumb as they appear, can they? Thanks for answering that burning question Amin.

174 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:15:23pm

Well, all in all, a good release of steam in this thread.

But in the end, what empathy I had for the cause of the West Bank and Gaza residents completely disappeared on 9/11/01, when I watched them cheering and shooting off guns, celebrating the events that killed 3000 Americans.

I will confess - and not to my honor, but my shame - that I tried very hard to stay "neutral" WRT Israel vis-a-vis the West Bank and Gaza residents before this. I tried to believe that the WB&G residents were rational and reasonable.

I was wrong to do so, because the struggles of Israel and the struggles of the Arabs are not comparable.

I was wrong to do so, because I had blinded my eyes to the people of Israel and their attempts to build a land of freedom and security and peace, and I had failed to think of the horrific events that have been occuring daily in the ME against the Jews.

I was wrong to do so, because so much of what comes from the ME non-Jews is raving lunacy, and not just from its terrorist leaders - it also comes from its so-called mainstream leaders and media.

I was wrong to do so, because I claim to be an American and a supporter of democracy and human freedom, but I trifled with the efforts and lives of Israelis by not treating their desires to live in peace, security, and freedom as something as real to them as my own desires for the same here in the US. I didn't take it seriously that they just want to live, see their kids grow up, bounce their grandchildren on their knees.

I hid my head in the sand, thinking myself safe in America, and thinking that if I just didn't think about it, it would go away. Maybe the Arabs would give up and come to a reasonable modus vivendi with Israel. Why couldn't they see the rationality behind Sadat's treaty with Israel and understand that Israel wasn't going to leave?

But 9/11 woke me up, I think, and I can no longer take the cries of victimhood by the Arabs seriously. All their focus is seemingly against Israel and the Jews. (Read the "Arab News from Saudi Arabia," for example, and see if there's any condemnation of Islamite-against-Islamite slaughter in Algeria. No, it's always Israel's fault.) It's always the Jews, according to the Islamites, and it's just tiresome. It's always the blood-thirsty cries for revenge, and the shooting of rifles in the air, and the invective against Jews, and the endless, boring, monotonous claims of victimhood of the Islamites.

So, when I see a troll appear on this site, I play with it like a cat plays with a mouse - but I just don't take anything a troll says seriously. I treat it like someone reading a script generated by a 1000 monkeys trapped in a room: it may sound like it's intelligent, but really, it's nothing more than random vowels.

Sigh...sorry about the downer of this. The thread's funny, but I get tired of the trolls.

175 Infidel  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:15:45pm

Roach #158 you forgot Kissinger's insane support of Indonesia's Genocide in East Timor.

Thanks Iron Fist. The Islamists can't really be as dumb as they appear, can they? Thanks for answering that burning question Amin.

176 dennisw  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:18:40pm

#133 Ranbutan
_________________

Malicious bastard twit that you are, you should be the first barred from LGF. Go sprinkle your fairy dust elsewhere.

177 dennisw  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:21:42pm

174 Steve Miller
________________

Good on ya! Better late than never.

178 Amy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:25:55pm

mommydoc,

You're the best! I voted for Gore, too. :-)

BTW, great links in #68, even if they were pearls before the halal swine.

I guess our visiting Troll thinks that he's helping "the cause" of his splodydope brethren by spewing bile here. LOL. If he were such a committed warrior for Islam, he wouldn't be sitting on his fat ass in the U.S. tippy- tapping away on his keyboard.

Oh, but maybe he's a member of one of those terrorist cells that Steve Emerson talks about in "Jihad in America." Maybe you should pass his location along to the FBI, Charles. They might be interested in the contents of his computer or the status of his visa.

It's so unfortunate when certain people remove all doubt of their stupidity by opening their mouths. Ruins all the suspense. Don't you just hate when that happens?

Echoing what some others have said, it really is interesting to compare the achievements of 1 billion + Muslims to 12 million Jews. Mafouz did win a Nobel for literature a few years back (I read his novels - they're really wonderful), and, naturally, some fundamentalist ignoramus who thinks that no one should read anything besides the Koran and "I hate Jews and America" propaganda tried to kill him.

And, BTW, the Arabs didn't invent algebra - the Indians did, although the Arabs are only too glad to take credit for something they didn't do. Sort of a pattern with them.

179 roach[deleted]  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:29:42pm
180 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:30:22pm

Proof of a troll: From 11:00 to 2:00, when Amin showed up, 37 posts. In a mere 3 hours after his appearance, 132 posts, all directed to him or pointedly going off-topic (hilariously) to avoid him. Just like the patient admitted with a borderline personality disorder, who starts "splitting" the staff, until everyone notices how much emotional work they are doing because of (usually) her, the troll disrupts everybody while not remotely interested in the points of view others have.

Great thread, though, guys. Donna V, this is priceless:

If Israel magically disappeared tomorrow, "Palestine" would be just one more primitive Middle Eastern shithole that nobody (not the EU, not the Left, not the Saudis, not anybody) would care about.
Israel is actually the greatest gift the Arab rulers have been given over the past 50 years. They can be complete and utter failures as rulers, can refuse to democratize their countries at all (clearly you don't care about democracy), but because Israel exists all they have to do is scream "Zionists! Zionists!" and their ignorant, moronic, hate-filled subjects jump up and down like a pack of frenzied lunatics and froth at the mouth like rabid dogs. That's exactly what they want you to do - keeps the spotlight off the fact that they're miserable excuses for rulers and human beings.

BTW, speaking of Richard Dreyfuss, the chairman in my first residency program (also Jewish) was a dead-ringer for him. Any wonder I quit that one?

181 Amy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:32:06pm

Hey, I really like Richard Dreyfuss! (Does that qualify me for trollhood?) :-P

182 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:38:08pm

Amy - If you confess that you like Richard Dreyfuss, then I can confess I like Barbra Streisand's singing. But the rest of her shtick? - Feh! And her hilarious faxing to the Democratic congressional leadership? Well, it was certainly entertaining.

Uh-oh. This is clearly off-topic.

183 Amy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:40:54pm

I like Barbra Streisand's singing, too - I only wish she'd stick to it and leave politics for the grownups.

184 slipkid  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:43:26pm

I will not feed the trolls . . .
I will not feed the trolls . . .
"scuse me while I fetch the trollbat"

185 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:45:07pm

#169

Donna the women in your society are mostly a bunch of whores and sluts. Do not blame us for protecting our women from corruption. Sure some muslim men take it too far but there are bad apples in every society. Unfortunately, there was no man in your life that guided you away from forming your unsensible opinions.

=====

And how come noone has condemned roach for using the term "[bigoted word]s"??? If all of you seriously condone such terms than how can you claim to not be racist?

Yeah go ahead call me a racist in retaliation, it doesn't bother me, I do condone the killing of people who have stolen our lands. If you want to believe I condone the killing because the dead are jews, then thats your choice to believe whatever you want. But, the reason I condone the suicide bombings is because it is thieves that are being killed.

186 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:47:09pm

GAZE

187 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:48:06pm

Steve's hot

188 SecHumanist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:50:29pm

GAZE

189 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:54:20pm

Steve Miller, I think Amin just gave you a compliment. But we?ll probably need Throbert to get an unbiased second opinion.

190 Ranbutan  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:54:56pm

#176 - Dennisw

#133 Ranbutan
_________________

Malicious bastard twit that you are, you should be the first barred from LGF. Go sprinkle your fairy dust elsewhere.

Excellent! I see the various arguments and links I made are getting to Dennis the Menschenist. Reality has that effect on some extremists.

If the truth hurts, the arguments are reflective of global and emergent US opinion, Dennis...scroll past if they offend you. Extremists are always more comfortable reaffirming one another in their narrow circle that "We are Correct" than engaging in public discourse and debate.

191 Kirk  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:56:21pm

I worked with a muslim woman from Lebanon. She once told me that some of the worst sluts she ever knew covered themselves(muslim women fyi). She also said that there were quite a few young muslim men in the Chicago mosques who want to travel to the middle east so they can be in the fight against Israel. She was disgusted by this. Her father had been shot by Arafat back in the early 60's. Seems Arafat took the goods and didn't pay her father. Rather than paying the man Arafat shot him. He recovered and moved to Germany to get his family out of the middle east.

192 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:00:24pm

Steve Miller (#174) Not a downer at all, but a beautiful, clearly heartfelt admission. I, as a Jew, felt much the same way---tried to remain open-minded and even-handed and concentrated on the existence of the "good" Palestinians rqther than dwell on the reality of the all-too-numerous ones intent on eradicating Israel.

9/11 was my turning point, too, I am ashamed to say. Ashamed, in my case, because as a Jew with family in Israel, I was purposely trying to remain an idiotarian when confronted with thte facts, and it was not until the battle was taken to my home turf that I shed my idiotarianism. Not because of, mind you, but until.

Amy--thank you. From you it means a lot.

Boy, all my favorite girls on one thread today.

193 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:02:07pm

#87, Amin,

I fuckin' knew you were gay. I've had too many gay friends to not notice how you present yourself. You are rather obvious ;-)

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, BTW. Different strokes for different folks. It ain't my business, after all.

D'you realize your friends the Taliban would drop a wall on you? Al Qaeda would just kill your gay ass?

Just because you are gay. No matter how much you cheer them on.

Holmes, you need to look at the company you want to keep. All this self-hatred is detrimental to your mental health.

Accept what you are. There?s nothing wrong with it.

And quit siding with the enemy because of your self-hatred.

194 bratgirl  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:04:09pm

Is Amin a troll?

195 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:07:25pm

Dang, where?s this thread going? fairy dust, muslim sluts, Amin testifying his love for Steve, pictures of naked men...

196 Donna V.  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:09:07pm

Thank you, mommydoc (It's good to see your posts again - I hope you enjoyed yourself in Florida:-)

I'm reading the Mr. Holland's Opus comments with as much amusement as I'm reading Amin's lame posts. One bind moviemaker's get themselves into: presenting a fictional character who is supposed to be a brilliant composer (or painter or poet), building him or her up to the point where you're supposed to believe they're up there with Mozart or Degas or Yeats, and then presenting their work, which is clearly crapola. I recently saw the old film of the Picture of Dorian Gray, and the original portrait, which everyone swoons over, is no great shakes. I'm trying to remember the name of some 60's movie I saw where the main character was a famous "poet" who spouted stuff that was almost as bad as "Who blow up da owl?" You can fake someone playing a brillant mathematician or chess player ("Searching for Bobby Fischer"), but portraying fictional artists is much tougher.

197 cba  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:10:03pm

Arrrghhh!!!! So much for my good mood... my husband started watching the History Channel and they're showing a British documentary, In the Name of Liberation," all about how those nasty J-E-W-S "ushered in the Age of Terrorism" (as near a direct quote as I can remember) by bombing the King David Hotel. It could have been made by our buddy Fisk.

198 Erik  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:18:10pm

Gaze

199 Robert Crawford  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:20:58pm

#197 -- What a load of crap. The "age of terrorism" began back in 1800s -- they called them "anarchists" then.

200 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:21:22pm

GAZE

201 Donna V.  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:30:15pm
Donna the women in your society are mostly a bunch of whores and sluts. Do not blame us for protecting our women from corruption.

Uh, by beating them to death to save your oh-so-precious male "honor"? I'd rather live in a cardboard box in Central Park than opt for such "protection."

What complete and utter cowards the Islamonazis are. It's not dishonorable to coldbloodedly murder women, children, the elderly, or anyone else who presents an easy target. I hold Arab "honor" and your so-called "manhood" in complete and utter contempt.

Finally, you call us "whores and sluts" and then ask us to be indignant because someone used the term "[bigoted word]." That's rich.

"You whores, somebody called me a [bigoted word]! Why do you Western sluts not defend for me and denounce the racist!"

I am sorry, Charles. Hard to resist fish-in-a-barrell shooting.)

202 Ranbutan  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:30:49pm

#151 - H-man

Evidently the link is only referencing a "hit zone" - #3 to be accurate - on the current WorldTribune web page. The link I had was from Sunday.

Here is the full article:

U.S. reject Israeli objection to 'roadmap'


Special to World Tribune.com
MIDDLE EAST NEWSLINE
Friday, January 3, 2003
JERUSALEM ? The United States has rejected virtually all of Israel's reservations regarding an international plan for the establishment of a Palestinian state.

Israeli diplomatic sources said the latest draft of the so-called roadmap for a Palestinian state does not include any of Israel's proposed revisions. The sources said the United States and its partners rejected Israeli objections concerning the extent of an Israeli withdrawal, immediate negotiations on the future of Jerusalem and the evacuation of Jewish settlements.

"This document has turned into a major concern for us," a senior Israeli official said.

The United States, United Nations, European Union and Russia appear to have accepted only one objection by the government of Prime Minister Ariel Sharon. The Quartet agreed to delay release of the roadmap until after the Israeli elections on Jan. 28.

The sources said the second draft of the roadmap appears to be the final one. The draft overrides Israeli objections on three major points. The roadmap contains a clause that Israel must withdraw to the 1967 borders, a point opposed by Sharon.

The second point is that Israel must discuss the future of Jerusalem at an early stage of the negotiations. Sharon had sought to delay such talks. Sharon, the sources said, also wanted to remove a clause in the roadmap that called for an Israeli evacuation of Jewish settlements before the conflict is resolved. The United States rejected the request.

Israel was also rebuffed in efforts to base the roadmap on the principles espoused by President George Bush in June and ensure that the United States alone is deemed as the arbiter of Palestinian reforms and ceasefire. Bush had linked a Palestinian state with an end to the war against Israel as well as the removal of Palestinian Authority Chairman Yasser Arafat.

The latest draft of the roadmap does not contain such a link. Instead, the roadmap said an Israeli-Palestinian peace would be based on principles espoused by Saudi Arabia more than a year ago.

AS for trolling, I do occasionally interject some comment like the guy who sacrificed his life to save Hebron Settlers, was squandered....because the Hebron Settlements are untenable, he never should have been there in the first place, and the Hebron Settlers will be gone soon. That provoked good, perhaps voiciferous debate....over my "bait" - that Sgt Apted's actions will impact the future as much as the old bones of Queen Victorias soldiers on a dusty Afghan plain had an impact.

203 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:33:42pm

Charles--isn't there some kind of rule about copying articles in their entirety? Copyright infringement, I think?

204 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:43:04pm

#201

like i said there are some men who are bad apples, of course you convienently forgot about that

and since ure too dumb witted to realize this yourself: saying that many of the women in ure society are whores and sluts is not a racist comment. (and who disagrees anyway with my comment regarding ure women? not many) Identifying someone in a derogatory way by what they wear (when dictated by their religion or culture) is a racist comment.

and donna lets not be tit for tat, grow up. just because I correctly characterized women in your society doesnt mean you should tolerate racist comments such as [bigoted word]

205 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:45:28pm

Charles--he's getting boring. Can you pull the plug? Soon?

206 cba  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:50:10pm

No, no, please don't pull the plug! He's disintegrating into "Net-spell"--soon he'll blow a gasket. Love to see it happen...

207 SecHumanist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:50:46pm

Charles - I second mommydoc's call - it was funny at first, stupidity always is - but now he's just wearing out my scrollwheel.

208 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:53:41pm

Donna V.

Finally, you call us "whores and sluts" and then ask us to be indignant because someone used the term "[bigoted word]." That's rich.

"You whores, somebody called me a [bigoted word]! Why do you Western sluts not defend for me and denounce the racist!"

He better hope you defend him, since he obviously doesn?t have the balls to do it himself.

209 JLawson  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:54:04pm

Third.

For crying out loud, the poor little troll is so tired can't even capitalize sentences correctly, or spell "your" correctly.

He's obviously up way past his bedtime. Poor little guy needs his sleep.

J.

210 Ranbutan  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:58:03pm

#148 - followed your link. Not bad at all.

I think the problem with Eretz Israel is that it is a vague term that has been given various meanings over the years regarding territorial limits by early Zionists, the present pro-Israeli people that are all over the place, and present day Arabs.

An illustration of what some Jews think Eretz Israel is "code" for:

Eretz Israel

This of course is laid to the 1st Zionists, that dreamed of Eretz Israel covering all of David's peak expansion, or at least the height of the Maccabees. Some even dreamed of Jews ruling "Eretz Israel" from the Nile to the Euphrates....and unfortunately, the Arabs took them literally...so Eretz Israel means to an Arab....all the Middle East as per the early Zionist day dreams.

Daniel Pipes has his own definition in the midst of an excellent piece, on "The Greater Israel Calumny" where he debunks the Arab "Nile to the Euphrates" conception that some Jews, also believe in as in the past link. Pipes believes it means 1967 Israel, plus the Golan, plus West Bank, plus Sinai...though he says Israel may not elect to be sovereign over all of His Definition of Eretz Israel.

Eretz Israel

In Europe and USA political circles, Eretz Israel has come to be "code" - based on the Settler's constant reference to the term - for Israel plus all of the West Bank.

That is why I prefer accurate descriptors over things like "Serbia's Land", "The Homeland of the German Volk", "True China"...and "Eretz Israel".

Because the favorite vague nationalistic "pet phrase" of irredentionist nations invites the question...."And the exact borders are where, Cochise??" Wherein one not of "The People" gets very worried when they hear "To be Determined Later".

In the case of Arabs, full paranoia..

So, my hope is that the politically loaded "Eretz Israel" goes away.....and people speak of Israel in precise terms...pre-1967 War Israel, present day Israel plus the disputed territories.

211 HA  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:00:31pm

Amin,

Israel could clear the West Bank and Gaza without breaking a sweat if it wasn't for American pressure not to do so. You hapless, immasculated, blowhard Arabs wouldn't even slow them down.

Now suppose America decides not to lean on Israel anymore. What happens then? You guys are toast.

Face it Amin, Allah doesn't protect you, America does. We are your god. We are your life.

You don't want to piss us off. If you push us too far, your false god - that hallucinatory figment of some desert savage's imagination - won't help you. We can wipe your entire civilization along with that stupid black cube off the face of the earth.

You'd be wise not to mistake our tolerance for weakness because our tolerance is running out.

You don't want to play Cowboys and Arabs do you?

212 Juicy Lucy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:00:44pm

[bigoted word]s? Diaper domes? Disgustingly racist talk!!!

213 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:01:11pm

Guys and Gals,

Understand, Amin is a self-hating homosexual man.


saying that many of the women in ure society are whores and sluts is not a racist comment.

Realize he is really referring to himself as the "slut".

It is sad, really. He can't deal with the fact that he has made himself available to so many men...

He needs to be understood, and he needs to understand. Being gay isn't an abomination. He is what he is. There?s nothing wrong with it.

It is merely what he is.

214 kelley B  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:02:17pm

I'll disagree with you.. concerning the treatment women... Amin.
Allowing little high school girls to burn alive because some pig would not allow them to leave a burning dorm without their damn sacks on....FGM 1oo million women and girls mutilated for F***ing what....I need a soft padded mat to sit on and to gaze into the face of evil...BS don't give me that SH** about islam honors and protects women.....gaze
Last week I didn't know what a troll was..now I'm feeding one...
GAZE

215 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:08:37pm

Iron Fist, Have you noticed how the two ?other? posters who mysteriously show up to support him in first-time LGF posts are named ?bratgirl? and ?Juicy Lucy?? What?s that tell you about his frustrated sexuality?

216 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:19:01pm

#215, Geepers,

Back in the early '90's I had a good friend who was (from all reports) a beautiful drag queen. He knew where my tolerance broke, and he never once pushed it.

"bratgirl" and "Juicy Lucy" sound pretty drag queen to me.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, even.

It just ain't my thing.

Amin, OTOH...

217 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:20:34pm

Amin - I don't find the use of the term '[bigoted word]' racist as one is describing an article of clothing, and not the person 'per se'.

What if roach referred to a camel jockey or a sand n***** instead?

218 Bez  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:24:59pm

#158

Roach,

You're disgusting. Revolting. And it's beyond both of those that only two posts out of over 200 question your mentality.

God damned disgusting.

Why not change the name of this board to "Fuck Islam!"?

Just so you know you ignorant fuck, Albanians aren't Arabs and the US didn't intervene in Albania but Kosovo and Bosnia.

Christ.

219 Amy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:28:44pm

Right on, Bez.

220 Nicholas Nippleby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:31:33pm

"What if roach referred to a camel jockey or a sand n***** instead?"

What about Pillar pounding desert drifters?

221 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:37:55pm

Iron Fist, If your right about the drag queen thing, that would certainly explain the clamor for attention.

Nicholas, isn?t that supposed to be Nippleboy?

222 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:39:03pm

Nicholas - how about 'Scimitar sucking Jihad jerkoffs'?

223 T. Jefferson  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:43:15pm

Why Support Israel?
...


There is also an affinity between the Israeli and Western militaries that transcends mere official exchanges and arms sales. We do not see goose-stepping soldiers in Haifa as we do in Baghdad. Nor are there in Tel-Aviv hooded troops with plastic bombs strapped to their sides on parade. Nor do Israeli presidents wear plastic sunglasses, carry pistols to the U.N., or have chests full of cheap and tawdry metals. Young rank-and-file Israeli men and women enjoy a familiarity among one another, and their officers are more akin to our own army than to the Republican Guard, Hamas, or Islamic Jihad.



The Israelis also far better reflect the abject lethality of the Western way of war. Here perhaps lies the greatest misunderstanding of military history on the part of the Arab world. The so-called Islamic street believes that sheer numbers and territory ? a billion Muslims, a century of oil reserves, and millions of square miles ? should mysteriously result in lethal armies. History teaches us that war is rarely that simple. Instead, the degree militaries are westernized ? technology that is a fruit of secular research, group discipline arising from consensual societies, logistical efficiency that derives from capitalism, and flexibility that is the dividend from constant public audit and private individualism ? determines victory, despite disadvantages in numbers, natural resources, individual genius, or logistics.
224 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:44:01pm

Bez and Amy--don't be too hard on Roach. Yes, he's raving in that bigger-is-better traditional Texan (I'm gonna guess East Texan at that, not Austin Texan) but you've got to admit he was provoked by over 100 posts by or in response to the troll. Predictable is all.

Which is why it's really time to pull the plug on it.

225 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:46:25pm

C'mon, mommydoc, one more nickname?

226 Robert Crawford  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:48:08pm
Nicholas, isn?t that supposed to be Nippleboy?

He's got it right. He gave his nipples for his country.

227 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:48:55pm

This thread is hilarious! You guys rock.

Who came up with GAZE?

228 Squiddy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:49:35pm

What a depressing thread. It starts out with an exhortation to ignore trolls and debate honest opponents, and quickly degenerates into an insane shouting match with a troll, full of ugly ad hominems on both sides. Sigh.

229 Bez  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:49:49pm

*Please wait to commence beating until after I'm done*

I seriously don't understand some of what goes on here. Half the time there is a lucid discussion and the other half of the time it's damned circle jerk of rage and hatred.

There are people out there, myself included, that share a basic worldview with most here but get incredibly turned off by the drivel spouted here and agreed upon by everyone else. There is an enormous amount of racial and religious hatred clothed behind a thin veneer, if any at all, of civility as evidenced by the charming new racial slurs above.

For those who haven't read my earlier posts, I am Albanian. Draw what conclusions you'd like from that.

*commence slurs in 5...4...3....*

230 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:50:53pm

Hey, y'all can keep on with the nicknames. It's even funnier when the troll, now firmly entrenched in the hullabaloo it creates, can't post back when we tear it to shreds.

That's when the real fun begins. Sadistic, aren't I?

New game: where do you think our out-of-context comments will turn up tomorrow? Blog (whose?), article or clueless high school student's term paper ("What I Did On My Christmas Break.")

231 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:51:02pm

Resistance is not futile.

232 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:53:42pm

Passports! Get your passports here, Jihadis!

233 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:53:49pm
He's got it right. He gave his nipples for his country.

Ouch. Talk about making a sacrifice.

234 Nicholas Nippleboy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:54:23pm

That one is pretty offensive. A little more offensive than ayatollah assisting halal hungry fatwa following carpet kneeling brigadiers.

235 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:55:17pm

Bez, please calm down. You've become a regular, and you know these guys don't believe half of what they're saying; it's an hysterical round of troll-baiting. Kinda like gallows humor and over tiredness.

That's part of why trolls need to be cut off when they declare themselves.

Don't take any of this personally--I am quite sure it's not meant remotely literally.

/serious conversation

236 Donna V.  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:55:51pm
and since ure too dumb witted to realize this yourself: saying that many of the women in ure society are whores and sluts is not a racist comment.

Er, no Amin, it's a sexist comment. And clearly the Muslim world's treatment of women has much to do with why they are, with a few exceptions, the most benighted, poverty-striken, miserable countries on God's green earth. However, you are dumb-witted to realize this yourself.

O.K. really, I will stop feeding the troll. My posts seem to especially piss him off though - he's not used to being challenged by uppity females!

237 cantrecant  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:56:40pm

wasn't this thread about Mr Holland's Opus? I think you're making a mistake about Mr Holland's Opus. The movie wasn't a blockbuster about great performances but about being a decent human being in the face of limitations.

Why would anyone expect Mozart material at the end? The end was not about a closet genius composer striking it big in his senior years but about a decent school teacher leaving a legacy of positively influenced human beings who wanted to show their appreciation by airing his hobby horse symphony.

Maybe it wasn't sophisticated enough for some, but it did have some subtlety.

238 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:58:27pm

cantrecant--you're pretty much a concrete thinker, aren't you? ;-)

239 Bez  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:01:29pm

#235

mommydoc,

Don't take any of this personally--I am quite sure it's not meant remotely literally.

See, the problem is that I think quite a few of them do mean it.

There are some threads that I save because I want to go back and reread them because they were so thought provoking and then there are some that I want to blot out of my head permanently.

Centrist Libertarian Republicans like myself read this stuff, shake their heads and seriously rethink their stance on these issues. It sounds trite but it's happened to a bunch of friends that I initially turned on to this board.

240 David A. aka Survivor of the attack on the Pentagon  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:02:22pm

Mommydoc;
Thanks for #5 & #180. #5 had me laughing out of control. Hilerious version of the serenity prayer! When telemarketers call they often ask for my wife since I am single I and a friend, have thought of the perfect response and I hope to have the nerve to use it next time they ask for my spouse i.e. telling them I have just buried my wife out back "because she was always buying things from telemarketers"!
#180 was the truth. Israel has been the perfect scapegoat Arab governments have used since 1948 to channel discontent from their own misrule.
PS To all LGFers where you are Happy New Year!

241 SecHumanist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:02:24pm

TJefferson:

I've posted this before, but it complements your post so well that I'm reposting it:

Why Arabs Lose Wars.

242 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:06:31pm

[THEME
    song=War Ensemble
    album=Seasons in the Abyss
    artist=Slayer
    lyrics=lyrics
/]


I seriously don't understand some of what goes on here. Half the time there is a lucid discussion and the other half of the time it's damned circle jerk of rage and hatred.

You have no sense of humor, right?

Half the time it is serious, the other half, we're just playing!

Welcome to LGF! We play violent!
[Brutal, demonic laughter]

243 cantrecant  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:07:55pm

mommydoc,

Just a lone noble voice of reason in the midst of chaos.

244 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:14:46pm

Nicholas - I find that more offensive than 'burkha bombing Kalashnikov kiddies', or even 'Tora Bora butthole 'hora'.

245 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:15:19pm

I'm going to bed, but one more time:

GAZE

G'night

246 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:19:13pm

Survivor (#240)

I hope to have the nerve to use it next time they ask for my spouse i.e. telling them I have just buried my wife out back "because she was always buying things from telemarketers"!

I have the most perfect Guns N' Roses song for you ;-)

Happy New Year!

247 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:24:50pm

#211

Who built Israel up? the USA. Without American support over the last 50 years there would be no Israel. So, don't tell me the USA is saving us from the monster, the USA created the monster.

248 NC  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:26:24pm

Does this mean the discussion of Mr. Holland's Opus is over? Damn.

For those who are interested, here's a shot from the end of the movie that somehow didn't make the final cut.

249 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:29:03pm

Hey! Amin could be the perfect shidech for Ranbutan, no?

250 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:35:29pm

Zulubaby,

No. Vacuous and long winded you?ve got to be kidding?. OH, you mean the other kind of match.

251 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:38:06pm

Re: #249

But he's still a shmegegi.

252 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:39:38pm

NC--LOL!

Zulubaby (Hi, sweetie) I think it's beshert. What do you think their troll-children will look like? PDM? Throbert? Any ideas?

253 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:41:26pm

Geepers,

Yeah, the made in heaven kinda thang ;-)

254 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:47:26pm

Hi mommydoc! :-)

Can't you just see it? It's going to be a beautiful thing.

Q,

More like a shlemiel ;-)

255 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:48:18pm

Note to self:

Do not attempt making lead-balloon jokes in a barely familiar language.

256 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:48:30pm

zulubaby - a song for Amin?

257 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:50:54pm

Re: #254

So I did hit something! ;-)

That was my second choice, BTW.

258 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:52:53pm

Mommydoc, It?s a ? Boy?

259 Peace  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:56:56pm

So there are trolls and there are non-trolls.

Trolls are scum, repugnant, imbeciles, offensive.

Non-trolls are all-knowing, sharp-witted, shrewd, crafty.

So if all the non-trolls were born in Germany and were around in 1939, they would probably refer to Jews as Trolls. Bigotry couched in ideology is not justifiable.

Blog fanaticism has hit a new low.

Us vs. them. Idiotarians. Anti-idiotarians...So we're not them! We're better, smarter.

If you are all so literate, erudite and mindful, why do you resort to childish name calling or labeling? Does it make you feel better to stroke your own egos?

Only the ignorant get a kick out of putting others down, grinding them into the dirt. The Aryian nation did just that to Jews, Gypsies, blacks, etc.

Arrogance is not a sign of true intelligence. Nor does it equal with real power in the end.

Someone once wrote, "We see the world not as it is, but as we are."

Nothing truer has ever been said.

So who are you?

260 centaur  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:58:58pm

This has been a very entertaining thread. Now my eyes hurt. To paraphrase a post from probably three months ago by whom I have no idea now: A troll is someone who is disagreeable, rather than merely disagreeing. Ranbutan, for example, genuinely disagrees at times (with most of us at LGF) but is not a troll (in my opinion) no matter how wrong we may think he is. Others are simply disagreable, like that incredibly dense certain somebody who has been dropping great big stinky troll turds all over this thread.

And thanks #147 (was it 147?) for that lileks link-----great stuff.

And mommydoc you are a gem.

And happy new year to everybody-----and go Steelers!

261 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:59:45pm
Someone once wrote, "We see the world not as it is, but as we are."

And my library of pick-up lines gets another entry ;-)

"Someone once wrote, 'We see the world not as it is, but as we are.'
So who are you, baby?"

262 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:01:42pm

Peace,

Thanks mom!

Get yourself a sense of humor, will ya. If not for yourself, do it for The Children.

People who take themselves too s-e-r-i-o-u-s-l-y annoy me.

263 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:05:03pm

Q,

"Someone once wrote, 'We see the world not as it is, but as we are.' So who are you, baby?"

I ask the same of you ;-)

264 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:08:21pm

Zulubaby:

Just emphatically NOT an eventempered model of civility ;-)

265 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:09:20pm

Q--schmegegie was okay, just a little too much of an endearment.

Raj--I could have done without that, although the repeated use of the word "precious" got me hearing the whole thing in my mind with Gollum's voice, which made it pretty funny...

Geepers--Don't tell Throbert who his adopted child's parents are. He'll be crushed. Although it does explain a lot...

266 centaur  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:12:58pm

Did somebody just scold LGF posters for name-calling by calling LGF posters "arrogant" and "ignorant" and "bigots" and by mocking LGFers as a bunch of ego-stroking neo-nazis? Well, maybe not quite neo-nazis, but just really, really mean people who are only behaving like nazis? Boy, that's rich. (Name-calling? reallly?) And to base that little observation on this particularly silly thread.... now that's some keen sense of perception.

267 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:13:52pm

Thanks, centaur, that's such a nice thing to say. How did you know that my Hebrew name translates variously as pearl or carbuncle (apparently the gem meaning, not the dermatologic one, thank God!)

Q--I think it's a great pick up line! Let us know how it works for you...

268 Amy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:18:56pm

They're both schmegegis, but what I want to know is, as between amin and ranbutan, which is the schlemiel and which is the schlemazel? Kinda like asking which is the butch and which is the... Oh, never mind. (No offense intended, Throbert darling.)

Peace,

Chill out, man! Trolls deserve whatever they get for being so insufferably obnoxious and thick-skulled. And do a little comparing and contrasting: the trollobyte wants to kill us all, while all we want to do is ridicule it a bit for our own amusement.

Raj #231,

Great article! Thanks! I'm glad to know that there are some Muslims out there who are trying to stem the tide at great personal cost. It's shameful that this man and his family have not been offered asylum in England.

The horrific details the man gives about what the Islamists have done and are doing in Algeria to innocent men, women and children just confirm what I and others here have said numerous times: as long as it's Arabs killing Arabs, the sanctimonious Kofi Annan and the rest of the hypocritical majority known as the U.N. General Assembly just don't care.

What the Algerian civilian population has been put through reveals the Pallies for what they are - lying whiners. They'd submit to much worse from other Arabs and keep their mouths shut for fear of even worse punishment. The Jews are rank amateurs compared to the Arabs when it comes to sheer conscienceless sadism.

What's scary, though, is that if Islamists will commit these kinds of atrocities against fellow Muslims without batting an eye, there is truly no hope of appealing to their "better natures" (assuming any such things even exist) to resolve the conflict with Israel. They will have to be utterly destroyed.

269 centaur  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:25:48pm

mommydoc---I don't speak a word of Hebrew, so it was just a lucky shot.... and I almost had to grab the dictionary for "dermatologic", but after about five grueling seconds of intense mind-stretching thought, I think now that you must have been refering to some sort of a bad skin condition... and now my brain is tired.

270 Erik  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:44:40pm

#259

Trolls are scum, repugnant, imbeciles, offensive. Non-trolls are all-knowing, sharp-witted, shrewd, crafty

You got a thesaurus stuck up your ass?

Oh yeah, and someone once wrote

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

271 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:53:48pm

#237 "Mr. Holland's opus" was the title of the film. The subtlety of the movie was that his opus was supposed to be all the children he helped, blah blah blah not just his composition. I sat through that movie in the theater with a bunch of women who were planning to be teachers. It was an awful experience. I had to keep all of my witty comments to myself or risk being left at the theater.

About once a year hollywood comes out with the "teacher who really cares about his/her students and makes a difference" movie. Most are awful. I knew this one was bad when I realized I was rooting for the heroic teacher to have an affair with the student so that my head would not implode from boredom. This one had the student dying (and in pointless vietnam at that) and the handicapped child thrown in for some extra pathos. Pure slop.

272 Matt K.  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:55:30pm

I just wonder why anybody bothers to discuss anything with the above moslem fanatic. He offends us, he should be offended as well. Do you want me to start? I guarantee you my repertoire is quite good.

273 PDM  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:55:35pm

#252 mommydoc,
Troll kids look just like the adults, just smaller.

Throbert, you clearly need some parenting tips. Trim your kid's nails.

274 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:04:50pm

#259 your comments are foolish. Sometimes there are bad guys and good guys. Your own reference to Nazi Germeny proves that in some conflicts there are some sides that are correct and some that are wrong. To use your own example of Nazi Germany, Winston Churchill made fun of hitler all the time. Was Chruchhill not literate, erudite and mindful? Did making fun of Hitler and the Nazis show that Chruchhill was ignorant? Chruchill enjoyed "putting others down, grinding them into the dirt". And he literally ground the nazis into the dirt with the treads of brittish tanks.

I guess by your reasoning that makes Chruchill ignorant, arrogent and wrong for making fun of hitler.

275 cantrecant  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:12:28pm

#271 superfly

I'd still give it a couple of stars. As I recall the really incongruous item in Holland's Op. was the black student who couldn't keep a beat, or perhaps it was just smashing racial stereotypes with reckless abandon.

276 roger  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:21:17pm

#249....
is shidech anything like felcher?

277 Nicholas Nipplebum  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:24:12pm

#244, that is almost as cringe-inducing as

Hebrew hating Ramadan wrangling Quran quoting twelve day war wimps.

278 Mr. Holland Groped Us  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:26:50pm

#277
Thats disgusting...

279 eliyak  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:45:13pm

Wow. What a HUMUNGOUS thread.

If century old claims are really valid then pretty much all of the USA should be handed back to the native americans

Ah yes- the native americans. Why aren't they blowing themselves up in Burger Kings?

Oh- is it because the US brings them prosperity and grants them all kinds of rights?

But... but... the Israeli Arabs...

Well, of course they're victims of the zionist entity as well. You saw what happened to two of their Kennesset members {cough equal rights caugh}! They were disqualified merely for voicing their valid veiws, which just happened to be that the groups aiming for the destruction of the state which they represent should be successful in their goals. Whatever happened to freedom of treason?---------------I mean speech. speech. of course.

280 Greg  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:51:31pm

Idi Amin writes:

#211

Who built Israel up? the USA. Without American support over the last 50 years there would be no Israel. So, don't tell me the USA is saving us from the monster, the USA created the monster.

The U.S. didn't support Israel in any meaningful way until after June 1967 -- when Israel showed America that it is capable of defending itself.

281 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:57:27pm

Nicholas Nipplewhatever, Mr. Holland Groped Us: I've got tears rolling down my cheeks and my chest hurts from laughing so hard, you knuckleheads!

Superfly--see, "Peace" doesn't get that yesterday's nazis are today's paleos. Great effort at setting it straight.

Eliyak--good one.

282 set  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:00:00pm

As a Native American, I have to say, that's not why I don't blow up Burger Kings. Blowing up innocent civilians is sick and morally wrong. Only a truly twisted and corrupted culture would think such actions are virtuous.

I can't have much sympathy for a group who kills children and innocents. The truth is that although there were some black spots in the history of Israel, the terror attacks against the British in the 30s or 40s not sure, they are ten times more moral than any Palestinian.

Anyway, that's beside the point. The Israelis bought the land from Arabs and as far as I know actually looked up to Arabs at one point. For their farming way of life. I would say their country could be considered legitimate by a de facto plebiscite. Also, for their respect of the rule of law and citizen rights, of course, certain people won't agree with me on that one.

I only wish Israel would take off the gloves.

283 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:01:27pm

mommydoc, me too, especially Mr. Holland Groped Us.

I'm wondering if they're all the same person ;-)

284 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:07:50pm

zulubaby--thanks for the link. I'm absolutely giddy now. My roommates think I'm insane. On this thread, they're Raj Against the Machine and Geepers and/or Iron Fist. They're hysterical, aren't they?

285 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:08:24pm

Am I the only one who is proud of our Charles for making Best Of The Web today? ;-)

Taranto made an announcement about LGF's First Annual Robert Fisk Award for Idiotarian of the Year, or "Fiskie" for short.

(See: First the Nobel, Now This).

286 eliyak  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:08:28pm

sorry, set. I guess I got carried away.

287 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:08:50pm

set--(seriously, now) Thank you. Very much.

288 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:10:16pm

No, zulubaby, I'mk proud of him, too. Someone mentioned it much earlier today, as well.

289 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:16:17pm

mommydoc,

That was probably me earlier too ;-)

290 James  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:17:53pm

We are indeed proud, Zulubaby.

It's not the first time that LGF has made it though.

291 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:20:06pm

I know James, but I'm still always proud of Charles :-)

292 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:26:19pm

zulubaby--it was you in response to someone else. Why, here it is.

293 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:33:52pm

mommydoc,

That's it! You're so funny.

294 SecHumanist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:46:54pm

mommydoc - "someone else" - sniffle.. i'm not just some one else :-(

295 Athos  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:04:41pm

Now, that is the best way to slam the trolls - mention and reference the kudos that LGF and Charles have earned in Best of the Web, not to mention the flames from those sites / blogs that spawn these trolls.

Spawn of the devil - that's what these trolls are....no, wait, that's the Teletubbies. Maybe these trolls are really the teletubbies of the web.....uh ohhh, missed another fact.....bad teletubby troll.

It's either that, or these poor ppl are just trying to position themselves for an 03 Fiskie nomination.

Really, though, megakudos to Mommydoc for her serenity prayer. Works so much better than my notepads that have "Patience, My Ass....I'm Gonna Kill Something Today" across the top.

296 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:51:08pm

Athos (#295)

"Patience, My Ass....I'm Gonna Kill Something Today"

Love that! Works oh-so-well for me. One of the things I need to work on... ;-)

297 NTropy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:05:14pm

Late to the party but #120 Geepers read my mind like a book!

Talk about the troll points but treat the trolls like zoo exhibits. Critters - creatures who are of no interest save for their curiousity factior. Never respond directly, speak of them in the third person in their presense.

GMTA Geepers!

Take Amin for a example (no I said take him dang it!!) Notice the low brow, the sloping forehead. Totally devoid of any real intelligence. Surely a case of the gang of monkeys sitting at keyboards ever so slowy assembling the works of Shakespeare. Such a surprising waste of opposable thumbs.

An aside to Charles - nice "honeypot" thread!! Hope my suggestion is parially to blame.

298 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:16:11pm

SecHumanist--not just "somebody." My memory isn't what it used to be; but I cared enough to plow through several threads to find you. Does that make up for any of it?

Athos--you're welcome, but I like yours, too. Pithy.

299 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:18:32pm

Raj (#256)

How the hell did I miss that post? Perfect! LOL! Nice. Choice.

300 ploome  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:19:33pm

#241 SecHumanist

great article, thanks for posting

301 NTropy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:23:10pm

Okay so this thread is now a third of the way to breaking Charles PHP again. 300? And we aren't even discussing the finer points of kosher cooking.

302 Wannabe D  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:38:08pm

Pop quiz...

What "loony left" websites produced these posts?

Battles over the existence or non-existence of imaginary seacraft, and who captured them:
"You are criticizing an American film for showing Americans taking over a fictional submarine on the grounds that it was actually the British who took over this same, entirely fictional, submarine."
(This post was responded to by one saying the sub in question existed, but wasn't the one that actually was captured anyway!?!?!)
(From ejectejecteject.com)

Gunfights with Egyptian deities:
"I'm not afraid of either Horus or Isis...I have a gun."
(From Rachellucas.com)

A draft-dodging GI JOE doll:
THIS VERY THREAD (#61)

The land of the good shows another side:
"America didn't get this way by being nice"
(This page ISLAM'S IMMIGRANT INVASION thread)

None of which were posted by 'trolls'.

Raise quizzical eyebrow...you guys are more postmodern than the people who study postmodernism!

You PRODUCE the contradictory, circular, ineffable arguments and they just map them!!

303 Paul of Arabia  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 1:27:21am

Well, I've spent all day reading this post, in-between work, and now it's time to go home and on the subject of trolls I just want to add...
Forget Mr. Holland's Opus, it was bad, but compared to Krippendorf's Tribe it was a masterpiece.

Oh, and by the way Donna #169

nobody in their right mind would emigrate to an Arab country.

Ahem...well, I guess I ought to make an appointment with my shrink, then.

304 HA  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:59:24am

Amin #247,

You've heard of the Balfour declaration haven't you?

305 Kieron  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:10:48am

re my much earlier post and in case Unglaubliche Name shows up again.

As to Kieron dude what do you expect? A letter in the Mail (which sits on the right wing of mainstream papers whatever your perspective, even if you think the Guardian is further left than Mao the Mail is on your right).

Despite the Daily Mail being on the right, what I usually see in it is an editorial line which shows quite a lot of antipathy towards the US and a letters page which is almost always downright hostile to the US. This letter was a pleasant surprise.
I should have pointed this out in the original post but I was in a hurry to go out.

Barbara Skolaut
Sometimes it seems like there are very few friends of the US in the UK.
As for the guns, well it's going the other way. Soon they will try to ban anything that vaguely resembles a firearm.

306 steve miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:19:52am

sigh...I leave for a few hours and Amin tries a few pick-up lines on me?

Sorry, Amin, you're not my type.

But just to make you happy:

GAZE

307 billhedrick  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:26:39am

Well, since I percipitated this mess by replying to Amin,
I can only say:

GAZE!

308 steve miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:37:05am

So many Amin's, so little time...

309 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:44:35am

Steve Miller ? So many Amin's, so little time... ?

Be careful there Steve, he might take that the wrong way, and then might want to take you the wrong way. Not to worry though I think mommydoc and zulubaby have him matched up with someone pretty special. You know those Jewish mothers.

310 steve miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:50:01am

#309

Little danger of that.

But thanks for the warning.

And mommydoc and zulubaby rock!

311 Sugar Booger  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:51:30am

I think Amin has left the building...

GAYS

312 Jim Bob  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:57:22am

troll - v. to fish for by trailing a baited line from behind a slowly moving boat.

It works best done shallow for the Large Mouthed Stupidfish.

313 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:57:46am

Sugar Booger ?GAYS?

Just when I thought this thread couldn?t get any funnier. Thanks.

314 roach[deleted]  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:56:26am
315 eliyak  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:07:32am

Amin:

Who cares that jews were the historical (ie 2000 years ago) caretakers of the holy land. The palestinians were the modern caretakers of the holy land until they were forced out by the zionists a half century ago. 2000 year old claims are not valid, you morons

You don't even make sense according to your own arguments. The Jews have never left Israel. Now the Arabs are trying to force the Jews out.

It's really sickening how Arab PR makes all the complaints about the Jews which they really deserve- terrorism, murder of innocents, ancient homeland- CHANGING OF ANCIENT HOLY SITES TO THEIR OWN RELIGION. That last one always makes my blood boil.

316 steve miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:10:50am

#314
Not all Muslims are terrorists, and not all terrorists are Muslims.

You must distinguish Islamites, those who preach, teach, and do terrorism and hatred, from Muslims, who are simply followers of Mohammed.

I've met Muslims who were not raging lunatics, and have some who are friends. (Please, spare me the "some of my best friends are..." comparisons here.) I've met non-Muslims who are Tin-Foil-Hat Brigade Charter Members, and they are not friends.

Sadly, there are far too few Muslims who speak out intelligently about the Islamites. I wish I could just hear ONE say, "It's simply flat-out wrong to kill civilians, no matter the alleged cause. Muslims don't need to whine and kill to prove their point. They should lead lives of respect and love, and stop mutilating bodies, societies, and souls."

317 Wannabe Dadaist  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:35:09am

#316


"It's simply flat-out wrong to kill civilians, no matter the alleged cause"

lol...I'm still waiting for an AMERICAN to say that...!

318 billhedrick  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:42:15am

#317?


GAZE

where do you think Steve Miller is?

319 Fred  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:53:45am

Now I know what a troll is. I can make sure that when I fire, I'm not hitting friendlies.

OT (Sorry): Israel will win. Even without US help.

320 Fred  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:57:04am

#317

The Law of Armed Complict, which is praticed by the US, prohibits the deliberate targeting of civilians.

This from an American

321 BigBad  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:01:46am

Amin -

A couple of things:

"the reason I condone the suicide bombings is because it is thieves that are being killed"

Are these two "thieves" like you mentioned? note: they live in the pre-1967 Israel, or was that land stolen, too?

Also: with regard to who the land belongs to: I assume that you're a muslim. Therefore, I suggest you read the Koran a little more closely, especially the part that says: "And thereafter We said to the Children of Israel: 'Dwell securely in the Promised Land. And when the last warning will come to pass, we will gather you together in a mingled crowd,'" From the Koran 17:104, The Night Journey.

322 SecHumanist  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:11:12am

#298 mommydoc - I was totally kidding :)

323 Kumquat - Phone Stereo Camera (tm)  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:13:55am

"It's simply flat-out wrong to kill civilians, no matter the alleged cause"

"No matter" is kind of broad. "Kill" alledges innocence. I'm sorry but being a civillian doesn't make you innocent like being a soldier doesn't make you judge jury and prosecutioner. How many times have we seen footage of rebels in Pallystine dressed like they were going to the market and carrying fully automatic machine guns.

I guess a uniform makes you a killer.

324 Kumquat - Phone Stereo Camera (tm)  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:14:39am

Oh sh*t, I forgot...


GAZE

325 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:15:36am

And only now, many hours later, will I reveal my shameful secret:

I've never actually seen Mr. Holland's Opus.

Yes, it's true. I started this whole Holland's Opus- bashing thing, wayyyyy back in #87, based entirely on my prejudiced views of the movie from having seen only the trailer.

Amin, if you're still here: what do you think of Mr. Holland's Opus?

On a more serious note:
Bez #229: I agree. I find some of the material that comes out in threads like this one pretty damn disturbing. But I guess it's to be expected in an open-forum weblog. (For instance, I think one would have a hard time finding a similarly-formatted blog whose stated theme was, say, "critique of Israel's foreign policy", that would not attract hard-core Jew-haters.) But there are certainly enough smart, decent, and very well-informed people posting to LGF to make it very much worthwhile.

326 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:25:28am

RE: Mr Holland's Opus -
I suspect no one's really watched - how could anyone possibly do that?

RE: innocent civilians
The phrase speaks of itself. Perhaps the brush was broad, but it is more useful to say "leave civilians alone" than to say "kill them all and let God sort out the victims," which is, I believe, an Islamite trait.

327 sam  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:31:22am

#325


Damn you and your lies about a stick waving conductor who taught us all how to love!

Here is a review:

"A musician and composer consumed with a love for music, Holland's true goal is to write one memorable piece of music to leave his mark on the world. But instead, he finds his calling in the most unlikely place, sharing his love of music with his students -- to let it fill their lives, the way it fills his. His students respond to his contagious passion, and as the years unfold, Hollan finds himself on an unplanned path. Redefining success and his own dreams, Holland realizes that his legacy will be greater than he ever dreamed. And wit the help of his students and his family, Glenn Holland learns that though our lives don't always turn out the way we plan them, life is what happens when you embrace the unexpected."

You have single handedly sent this entire post into a sorrow spiral. The only hope is that they will make a sequel, maybe a "versus" flick like -

JAWS V. MR. HOLLAND: Settling the Score

GAZE

328 superfly  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:39:15am

#317 except that it is not flatout wrong to kill civilians. It is flat out wrong to intentionnally kill civilians. In WWII the allies unintentionally killed plenty of civilians (probably tens of thousands of civilinas at least) when battling the axis powers. I am gald they did not stop fighting the axis even though it resulted in innocent death.

That is the difference betweeen the U.S., U.K., Israel etc. and Hamas, etc. Israel and the rest of the west tries to avoid killing civilians whenever possible. Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Al-quaida, Hezbollah etc. try to kill civilians whenever possible.

329 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:53:53am

This thread just gets funnier and funnier! SecHumanist--I knew you were kidding. I still wanted you to know you're special, too...

Too much stuff to respond to individually, but, like an incredible mosaic or hand-pieced quilt, the contributions all add to its beauty. But 309, 325 and 327 do stand out.

Paul of Arabia--did you actually emigrate as in permanent resident/citizen, or are you (hopefully) just making your fortune off the oil ticks with plans to retire in comfort in some civilized country? I rather suspect it's the second, like my dad did. If it's the first, yeah, well, I would try to find an American or English psychiatrist...

330 Jim Bob  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:18:04am

Sometimes they will even jump in the boat.

331 POLLSTER  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:43:18am

CNN - UNOFFICIAL PALESTINIAN POLL:

1)Jews are to blame, kill them, take our land back.
%75

2)Jews are to blame, don't kill them, take our land back.
%15

3)Jews are to blame, don't kill them, share the land.
%2

4)Jews aren't to blame, don't kill them, share the land.
%.00004475

5)America is to blame, Israel is a puppet state of America, Bill Clinton is embarassing.
%8

(#4 = margin of error.)

332 Colt  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:54:03am

332 posts? I haven't read it all, I just don't have the time.

But I think one or two must have fed the trolls. 332!?!

333 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:59:59am

Colt: you had to be there.

And yes, GAZE

334 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:02:07am

Colt--it's actually worth reading, if only for the humor. Really.

335 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:03:21am

Sugar Booger (#311)

GAYS

There is no way it gets funnier than that. I'm crying!

336 sam  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:10:08am

Okay kiddies, last post of the day for me. Here's a new slogan for LGF regarding trolls:

solicitors will be prostituted...

337 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:27:42am

sam--you are too much. More, please.

338 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:27:46am

Now seriously, the man from the Amin-corner couldn't possibly be real.

He was most likely someone who has antipathy against the coming war on Iraq, and is hiding behind the mask of Islam. I don't think he was really an Islamite, though. I think he was just some college student who had a few hours to kill between classes, and was logged on to his account in the school library or tech lab.

Just a guess. But seriously, I don't think there's a real "Amin" behind the rants.

339 Amin  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:43:57am

roach #314 tell me something:

I used to endorse Palestinian aims for a separate state; I used to think they had legitimate grievances with respect to the occupation.

...

But you know what, you blow up enough cafes, busses, gun down enough children, and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to get a handle on Hamas and Islamic Jihad, and you lose all credibility with me. 9-11 combined with the Palestinians unending reign of bombing, etc., has made your claims of justice laughable

I just don't understand your logic. So, you're saying at one time you believed that we had legal claims to the land that Israel stole. However, what convinced you to think otherwise was the suicide bombings. So, tell me, how do suicide bombings have anything to do with ownership of land? Go ahead, disagree with our means to an end, but it makes absolutely no sense that you have changed your opinion of who owns what land due to the suicide bombings.

340 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:47:10am

I'm only sorry that this wonderful thread about Mr. Holland's Opus kept getting interrupted by all that crap about the Palestinians.

Tomorrow's topic:

The North Korean nuclear crisis: what would Mary Kate & Ashley do?

341 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:50:34am

Steve Miller, I have to agree with you. Amin showed a distinctly uncharacteristic troll trait; a sense of humor. That?s why this thread went funny instead of turning ugly.

sam, Because of you I am cursed with the memory of skinny shirtless ?Sven? wearing his horned metal-banded helm, hammering out the beat as he hungrily chants:
meow meow, meow meow
meow meow, meow meow
meow meow, meow meow
meow meow, meow meow

Oh the humanity.

342 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:57:19am

Yo, drag queen boy, nobody owns the earth, we?re all only caretakers, here for a very short time.

343 roach[deleted]  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:01:37am
344 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:04:45am

Now, now, roach - remember the maxim of peace:

Go
Away
Zion-
Enviers

or
GAZE

345 James  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:04:51am

So, tell me, how do suicide bombings have anything to do with ownership of land?

Very good question, Idi Amin. It's you who tied them together.

346 roach[deleted]  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:07:33am
347 Fay  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:09:17am

#340 Occassional, you are too funny! (how's my chair?)
;>0

348 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:14:49am

Folks, apologies for feeding the loathsome creature, but these points need addressing.

#339:

I just don't understand your logic.

That's 'cuz logic is a Western invention, shithead. Oh, and because you're an imbecile.

So, you're saying at one time you believed that we had legal claims to the land that Israel stole. However, what convinced you to think otherwise was the suicide bombings.

Not legal, pus gob. "You" have "legal" claims to shit. It's just that a lot of Americans (mistakenly) saw some merit to the "moral" claims of Yesha Arabs. Until they saw them dancing in the streets at the news of thousands of American deaths, like the demented savages they are.

You're an imbecile, BTW.

You see, tapeworm (you don't, of course - tapeworms don't have eyes), suicide bombings have the property of wiping out (like shit from boots) whatever claims of (bogus) moral adavantage Arabs have managed to establish so far.

Did I mention you're an imbecile?

349 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:19:06am

#347 Howdy there Fay! Happy New Year--the Barcalounger is doing great, thanks.

350 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:19:24am
Palestinian claims to statehood are like a confessed murderer arguing for releases from prison based on technicalities, even when he assures you he'll attack again.

Priceless.

351 cantrecant  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:26:47am

You guys are all really mean to Mr Holland. For that I'm upping my rating from 2 stars to 3 stars.

I think musims (sorry islamites) need to lighten up a little. maybe they need someone to pinch there cheeks in a good natured way. I think they should all see Mr Holland's Opus, it made me feel really good.

352 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:35:24am

RE: #151
Somebody needs a hug!

353 Fay  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:35:46am

Occassional, Happy New Year to you too. If the rest of 2003 has you contributing hilarious Mr. Holland's type opuses all year, it will be a good one indeed;>0

354 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:36:42am

RE: #352
Somebody needs to preview

Er, #352 should have said 351

Grrr.........

355 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:37:11am

#351--I tried to solicit Amin's opinon of Mr. Holland's Opus, but he completely ignored me!

356 Colt  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:41:41am

mommydoc

I've bookmarked it. I'll read it after exams. Now all I have to do is give a shit about Alice in Wonderland.

357 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:43:34am

However, I would pay good money to see JAWS V. MR. HOLLAND: Settling the Score. (No pun intended on that title, of course.)

One wonders: what would they do for a sequel?
The Goodbye Encounter of the Third Kind?

358 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:48:13am

#357 Steve M.--

There's also the possibility of an Islamist remake of a Richard Dreyfuss film:

The Goodbye Girl--She's a Slut and a Whore!

359 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:53:10am

Maybe OT, but...

I was thinking about children's programs in WB&G:
"Shari'a Lewis and her puppet Hand-chop. Join Shari'a and her puppet as they find and prosecute jihadi justice."

360 Amin  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:06:07pm

#346

Damn, now even roach is gazing at me. Quite funny, he writes a book in response to me then decides to gaze a minute later. Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

so hey roach...

GAZEing back at ure lovely blue texan eyes

HAHAHA lol jk... im faithful to steve

just kidding again. im kicking it in the hottub with my girl donna v. hehe hahaha. tata.

361 Greg  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:21:08pm

im kicking it in the hottub with my girl donna v. hehe hahaha. tata.

once you're out you cant get back in the closet so easily. nice try, Yasmin.

362 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:22:09pm

Richard Dreyfuss was ?Colonel Yonatan 'Yonni' Netanyahu? in Victory at Entebbe Also ?Curt Henderson? in American Graffiti.

Coincidence? I don?t think so. Think about it.

363 BigBad  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:22:39pm

Amin -

Still waiting for a snappy response to my post #321...

364 patriot  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:23:51pm

damn, sorry to come along so late. Looks like fun!

Can I feed the troll too? PLLEEAAASSEE!

Amin / Abdul / Mohammed ... whatever they call you (probably depends on the headscarf your wearing at the time..huh?)

This Texan has a special place in mind for one of my boots...bend over and let me see your arafat.

GAZE

365 Amin  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:30:16pm

ya greg caught me, that was really steve in the hot tub in drag

how am i going to tell my dad about this, he'll kill me!!!!! help me.

366 roach[deleted]  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:35:40pm
367 BigBad  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 1:17:42pm

That's the thing about trolls - they never do answer people's questions. That's what makes them trolls.

368 son of sam  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 1:37:36pm

#87
"I think the reference in this case is to mediocre actor Richard Dreyfus(s). I think we can all agree that Mr. Holland's Opus is a threat to America."

The Dreyfus affair was a funny thing to bring up, because now that Israel has a fatherland it exonerates the Jews from the suspicion that Jews are untrustworthy because they have no country of their own.

I don't know why being a spy was so bad in those times. Many of France's weatlhy and powerful, like England's wealthy and powerful favored German nationalism.

Finally, and in henceforth conclusionary fervor,
there should be a Dreyfus Affair movie, it could star Richard Dreyfus, Juliet Louis Dreyfus, Christopher Titus, who's last name sound's like "Dreyfus", and Mary Kate and Ashley Hitler.

I agree Mr. Holland's Opus is a threat to America. It is a symphony where the instruments are replaced with WMD's.

369 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 1:49:57pm

I know for a fact that Donna V would not be caught dead in a hot tub with Amin. So Amin is also a liar. Gee, what a surprise. The rest of you guys are just too damned funny, though.

Colt--Alice in Wonderland is great--I can still recite "'Tis the Voice of the Lobster," although I prefer Through the Looking Glass and ditto for "Jabberwocky." BTW--those are the only 2 poems I've ever memorized, even my own, and it wasn't even assigned. Good luck with finals.

370 Fay  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:05:44pm
I think the reference in this case is to mediocre actor Richard Dreyfus(s). I think we can all agree that Mr. Holland's Opus is a threat to America.

Occasional, you've spawned a monster. Hundreds (well that's a bit of an exageration) of grown men are now obsessed with Richard Dreyfuss. Excuse me while I go and play with my mashed potatoes.

mommydoc, how right you are about Donna V, she could probably eat Amin for breakfast.

371 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:09:19pm

No wait, we could have Richard Dreyfuss play "Al-Phillipe, the Man in the Iron Mosque," in which our here, Richard Dreyfuss, must find a way to oust the imam of the Iron Mosque, Al-Louis, who had put him away in a madrassa in early childhood. Also starring Julia Louise-Dreyfus as Christine in a cameo (unseen under a burkha) and Gerard Depardieu as Yassir Arafat.

372 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:19:46pm

mommydoc ? ?those are the only 2 poems I've ever memorized?"

Careful mommydoc I?ve got those books on my shelf.


sam, you?re a genius, so?s your son.

373 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:22:40pm

Geepers: I'll take you on. How do I prove that I'm not just transcribing?

374 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:32:57pm

mommydoc, good question.

375 davesax  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:47:52pm

TROLL TRAITS:

Trolls often (but now always) have names like, Pal Supporter, Proud American Concerned About Others, Peace, Anil, Aman, Ashad, etc.

Trolls' beliefs follow a standard outline, whose roots are in the anti-American, Jew hating, Marxist rhetoric of Noam Chomsky, Said, etc. along with generous doses of Jewish loony-leftist rhetoric, courtesy of Israel's New Historians and Jewish anti-Semites such as Ben Shapiro. The overt anti-Semitism of Pat Buchanan, Hitler, Saudi, Wahhabists, etc. is also an influence.

Trolls will almost always (in approximate order):

1. Say they are anti-Zionist, not anti-Semitic.

2. Compare Israel's tactics to the Nazis.

3. Focus exclusively on the settlements, or past policies of the Irgun - implying that these issues are the main reasons for the Arab-Israeli conflict. Arguing tactics under this gambit may include but are not limited to:

a. Referring to Israel's "brutal" tactics of "targeting Palestinian civilians" in the territories.

b. Misrepresentation of resolution 242.

c. The providing of documentation of some kind from Jewish sources, showing that Israel is indeed committing atrocities on the Pals. Haaretz is a favorite source for this, being its center/left tendencies, coupled with its employment of loony leftists like Amira Hass, Tom Segev, etc., who, when taken out of context, often sound like anti-Semites, and in context, come across as radical anti-Zionists.

AFTER refutations - complete with links and historically validated assertions by such astute and patient bloggers as Lichty, E. Nough, Master Charles Johnson, etc - are posted, said troll (having ignored educated arguments) will do the following:

1. Focus on the "Zionist Lobby".

2. Set out to prove that Israel is a threat to the U.S. by bringing up the Pollard case, the bombing of the U.S.S. Liberty, the accusation that Mossad "knew" about September 11th, etc.

3. Provide documentation of some kind, ?proving? above claims, regardless of the linked documents? credibility. Whether it be the bogus Body of Secrets, Indymedia, Justin Raimondo, The Guardian, Benny Morris' Righteous Victims (which Morris has admitted has research "slants" based on his former politics), "authentic" DEA documents, or James Bennet?s Palestinian PR for The New York Times, trolls will shamelessly use sources that have a history of anti-Israeli bias and/or anti-Semitism, or that carry information which is unauthenticated. I once saw a Palestinian troll (or so he said) link to an anti-aboriginest hate site supported by David Duke. When I called him on that he...just kept on trolling. (Admittedly, that is when my other, obnoxious, childish personality of TROLLCRUSHER was born. I just realized that there is no way you could take these people seriously).

TROLLS, on the Iraq issue, will say:

1. It's all about oil.

2. The U.N. is center of the world.

3. Junior is trying to make up for what his "daddy" did or didn't do.

And finally:

After playing the above cards, trolls will get defensive and angry. This will manifest itself in some familiar behavior:

1st: They will answer questions directed at them with...questions.

Take this example from Amin:

So because Israel is a democracy and the people of Israel have collectively decided to unlawfully occupy lands it makes it ok? So, its the people of Israel who have stolen the lands?

This perfectly represents a common troll tactic. Its sole intent is to put the reader in a ?defensive? position, and is really just an accusation. Notice there is no attempt to level criticism with cogent, well-sourced analysis.

Once this tactic of thinly veiled attack provokes the anger of various LGFers, the TROLL will invariably be overcome by TROLL TERETS, a variation of ARAB TERETS, which is often displayed by Mullahs and their sympathetic bipolars on the left.

Some common troll terets outbursts:

"Oh great, so Jewish and/or Christian extremism is O.K., but Islamic extremism isn't. And all these white supremacists are different than Islamic terrorists."

"You are bigots. No wonder why Anil Ben Salami said this is a hate sight."

?Right. So every Muslim is a terrorist, and we should just throw them in the gas chambers. Hypocrites.?

Or, if the troll is on medication or seeing a cognitive therapist, a more smug, satisfied side may surface ? voicing transparent hate speech like:

"Thank you for providing valuable insight into the way the Jewish and/or Zionist mind works. I've often encountered this at Zionist web sites. I can't say anything about Israel without Jews going crazy."

?Well, it?s been nice being abused by you. Good to know I can?t level any criticisms against Jews without the ?anti-Semite? label being thrown at me. No wonder why the Pals hate you guys so much.?

Next Chapter: How to deal with them.

376 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:52:54pm

Fay (#370):

Excuse me while I go and play with my mashed potatoes.

Is that a euphemism? ;-)

377 cba  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:57:38pm

Came back here after a hard day at a client site--thanks, guys, this is THE FUNNIEST thread I've yet seen.

Charles, at archive time would you be able to give it a special link on one of your menus? I know there'll be times when I need a good laugh, and I can only re-read Salon.com's haiku error messages or new computer features so many times.

Of course, I can always play the Rhodes Design Christmas Dinner game.

378 davesax  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:00:35pm

Oh, and remember...don't forget to GAZE at the troll, and give them the attention they crave.

Also, you might want to add some words of adoration, like - "Hey, thanks for coming by. You've provided some of the most cogent, original, thought provoking arguments I've ever heard. You've affected me, and I will never even think about visiting LGF again - I'll stick to [Link: www.hornysaudiwomen.com."...]

or

"I appreciate you coming here to enlighten and entertain. You're intelligence is really sexy, and I'm horny for you right now. Please give me your phone number so I can come over and spank your bottom. We zionists liking brutalizing people in the bedroom too!"

379 Fay  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:10:10pm

Q:

Is that a euphemism? ;-)

Are you kidding? If I was using food references as some kind of (I presume as it's you) sexual euphemism, it would be something much more sensual/exciting than mashed potatoes;>0

mashed potato reference - see Close Encounters of the Third Kind

more sensual/exciting than mashed potatoes - see 9 1/2 Weeks

Sorry zulubaby, but you know Q really is a flirt (and don't we love it!)

380 davesax  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:14:18pm

GAZEing back at ure lovely blue texan eyes

HAHAHA lol jk... im faithful to steve

just kidding again. im kicking it in the hottub with my girl donna v. hehe hahaha. tata.

Hi, does anyone know what the fuck is this guy talking about?

381 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:17:42pm

davesax, Thanks, I’d forgotten how much fun we had with Proud American Concerned About Others. This thread just keeps getting better ‘n better.


mommydoc,

The hedgehog was engaged in a fight with another hedgehog, which seemed to Alice an excellent opportunity for croqueting one of them with the other: the only difficulty was, that her flamingo was gone across to the other side of the garden, where Alice could see it helpless sort of way to fly up into a _____.

A. Barcalounger
B. Holland
C. Tree
D. East Texan …, not Austin Texan

Bonus Question: Define the universe, give two examples.

382 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:38:22pm

Okay, I'll play. C Tree.

Bonus Question: Everything that exists. Examples: The Universe and The Universe.

C'mon, give me a hard one. Something to work with.

383 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:42:56pm

mommydoc, Dam, your good.

384 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:43:33pm

#382:

C'mon, give me a hard one.

(Charged silence) ;-)

385 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:44:04pm

Geepers, thanks, but I'm worried that you're a little easily pleased.

386 eliyak  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:44:27pm
I wonder if we have several Amins here. This one seems more chill than the original.

I have an idea. Lets ALL post under "amin." Won't that be fun!

387 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:44:52pm

Q--ROTFLMAOUIH!!!!

388 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:45:51pm

eliyak--and then we can guess which post is who! I love it!

389 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:49:47pm

mommydoc, You have no idea how wrong you are.

Yeah Q baby, and she was askin’ for it from me.

390 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:50:00pm

Fay, mommydoc:

I aim to please ;-)

391 amin  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:50:30pm

eliyak is rasict zionist filthy pig scum.

The zionists already stole my land- now they are stealing my name!

It does not matter. All of you indolent arrogant American criminals will be sentenced to burn in flaming camel dung for all of eternity by Allah, blessed be his name, may he shower mercy upon his servants and utter obliteration upon his enemies.

392 cba  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:51:20pm

Charles, please ignore my request in #377. I finally located my brain and simply bookmarked the URL.

Q--what mommydoc said (#387).

393 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:54:49pm

"eliyak is rasict zionist filthy pig scum." I told you amin had a sense of humour.

394 cantrecant  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:05:22pm

It's such a good movie (Mr H's Op.) that rather than being a threat to America I think it could be an effective weapon of good will. Here's the plan: jam aljazeera's signal and show Mr Holland's Opus on an endless loop. I think the kids might get a whole other idea about a lot of things and stop blowing people up. Probably a lot less inflammatory than David Letterman's Osama video doctored to produce the great man giving a spirited, though gutteral rendition of We Wish You a Merry Christmas (hope others caught that gem that was repeated often over the holiday period, not that I'm a Letterman fan, don't try to pin that on me, just a Dreyfus fan).

Seriously, Mr H's symphony, is sheer genius (barring the electric guitars in the symphony orchestra) compared to what passes for music in the muslim world. I'm not surprised the taliban banned music. After 1400 years with no improvement it was time for a break.

395 NTropy  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:05:55pm

#386 eliyak

I have an idea. Lets ALL post under "amin." Won't that be fun!

And risk having Charles, on some murky pre-caffeinated morning, banning the lot of us? Or worse yet, assigning E.Nough the duty of doing a Where's Waldo Amin search via fisking? I don't think that sounds like fun at all. ;-)

396 David A. aka Survivor of the attack on the Pentagon  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:09:00pm

So many people to thank for this great thread!
Thanks, Zulubaby for many funny postings especially #246. That Guns' N 'Roses song "Used to Love Her" was absolutely a scream! My favorite part was the second verse where he says he loved her, but had to kill her and knew he would miss her, so to keep her near, he
buried her in his backyard! I am going to pass that one on to my friends, especially the one who thought up the remark to the telemarketers in the first place. The lines at the end of the 1st and 4th versus, "I had to put her six feet under And I can still hear her complain" is great too!
Thanks also to Mommydoc for so many good postings.
In particular again Thank You for #5. The funniest and most meaningful part was the second verse. "And also help me to be careful of the toes that I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow" Lots of truth there. That serenity prayer is going to get sent to a lot of places. As Steve Miller said in #310 You and Zulubaby rock!
Steve, thanks for your many postings. #174 summed up why most Americans do not feel sympathy for the Palestinians. #316 reminded us that Terrorists and Islam are not the same thing. Remember sucide bombings were first done by the Hindu Tamil ethnic minority on Sri Lanka in their struggle with the Buhddist majority. Both in numbers and in importance of people killed (including the President of Sri Lanka and former Indian Prime Minister Raji Ghandi) the Tamil sucide bombers still lead those of the Palestinians. (Hope I did not jinx something with that remark.) Steve, thanks also for #357 endorsing Jaws Vs. Mr. Holland and for thinking of the sequl, Good-bye Encounter of the Third Kind! Hmmm you know, Charles I just thought about what could be the next LGF poll: Who would LGFers most like to see taken up to the Alien Mother Ship and Not returned! Think about it.
Thanks also to Occasional Reader, Sam, Steve Miller and everybody else for deconstructing Mr. Holland's Opus and leaving it in pieces on the cutting room floor. Jaws Vs. Mr. Holland recalls the famous animated short Bambi Vs. Godzilla!
Athos, thanks for #295, somedays it does feel necessary to stomp on something, particularly if you about to have the annual performance appraisal interview with your boss!
Sec Humanist #241 thanks for the link to the article, "Why Arabs Lose Wars" a very interesting piece.
And last, but not least thanks to Big Bad in #321 for the lines in the Koran about the Jews and the Promised Land. The accompanying article about Sheikh Palazzi was quite different then we usually get from a Moslem cleric.

397 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:20:06pm

Yo, Q. mommydoc "More, please." Eat your heart out.

398 Mr. Holland's Porpoise  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:30:00pm

Dreyfusardian bastards! Give me that old tyme supersticious anti-semitism any day...

399 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:31:30pm

#391 is eliyak; can't fool me.

cantrecant--or their heads will just spontaneously explode. Either way, it's all good.

geepers, Q--you're killing me! I'm crying from laughing so hard.

400 Amin  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:35:54pm

#391 is so far the one and only Amin post not made by me.

401 cantrecant  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:37:31pm

#391 amin

It does not matter. All of you indolent arrogant American criminals will be sentenced to burn in flaming camel dung for all of eternity by Allah, blessed be his name, may he shower mercy upon his servants and utter obliteration upon his enemies.

That's powerful evocative writing. You have literary gifts. Did you ever submit your portfolio to Marvel or Action Comics?

402 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:40:25pm

Sadly, Amin #400, it's your only good one.

403 Left Leaning Jewish Man  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:42:58pm

I would like to thank NRO for having a expansive library of commentary delving into the Dreyfus Affair. I checked the other political magazines but only could find scattered articles about Julia Louis Dreyfus' struggle with potato euphemisms. Thanks NRO.

Dreyfus Affair

Also, Vin Diesel is gay.

404 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:43:10pm

Ntropy, ”Or worse yet, assigning E.Nough the duty of doing a Where's Waldo Amin search via fisking?

Well I don’t know abour E, but I’ll bet Amin would love for his waldo to be fiskeded.

405 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:52:10pm

mommydoc, Ready for more?


”Put your hand down, and feel the _____.” Said Tiger-Lily. “Then you’ll know why.”
Alice did so. “Its very hard,” she said, “but I don’t see what that has to do with it.”
“In most gardens,” the Tiger-lily said, “they make the beds too soft – so the ______ are always asleep.”
This sounded a very good reason and Alice was quite pleased to know it.

A. Pearls, Swine
B. snuze, luze
C. ground, flowers
D. lead, balloon(s)

Extra Credit: predict the next number in the above sequence. 187, 222,15,355

406 Amy  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:53:54pm

#359 steve miller -

I'm crying!!!

407 cantrecant  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:03:48pm

btw I'm getting thirsty and I've been meaning to ask, who does one order drinks from? Is charles the bartender? (sometimes I've offended other patrons by confusing them for employees, although why people would be insulted by being confused for someone earning an honest living I don't know)

408 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:09:02pm

'Tis the voice of the jihadi, I heard him declare
"Allah baked me too brown, I must blow up my hair
And the Zionist eyelids, and zionist nose
And Zionist buckle and my own first-born's toes."

When the Jews aren't around he is gay as a lark
And will speak in contemptuous tones of Barak
When the IDF's risen and soldiers abound
He'll tuck his tail under and wail like a hound.

As I passed by his garden, I marked with one eye
How Rantisi and Yasser were sharing a pie
Rantisi and Yasser took gravy and meat
While the prole had the dish as their share of the treat.

When the pie was all finished the prole as a boon
Were kindly permitted to pocket the spoon
While the leaders took knife and fork with a growl
And concluded the banquet with.....

wait for it


"Who shot da owl?"


Major apologies to Lewis Carroll...Jabberwocky next, after dinner.

409 cba  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:13:19pm

mommydoc, you're a genius!!

410 M.M.  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:16:17pm

#408

That was great.

411 David A. aka Survivor of the attack on the Pentagon  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:16:20pm

Thanks also for Maine's Michael #19 in particular. Beit Halochem sounds like a very interesting and worthwhile group to work with. (Sorry, I missed you earlier Michael)

412 pokey  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:17:57pm

"Is charles the bartender?" No but he is a tall drink of water.

413 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:31:36pm

Geepers--too easy. C--ground, flowers

Extra credit : Hike!
(Amin's SAT scores? I know it's not an arithmetic or geometric progression, it's not a hex or ASCII message, it's not an IP address. Coded message?)

414 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:46:15pm

Survivor (#396)

My favorite part was the second verse where he says he loved her, but had to kill her and knew he would miss her, so to keep her near, he buried her in his backyard!

I know, is that the best thing ever? I love that song. My boyfriend dedicated it to me ;-) Thank you for your kind words.

Steve Miller, if anyone rocks, it has to be you. Even Amin is GAZE'ing at you lovingly. By the way, davesax, the GAZE is pure genius. If this isn't the funniest thread on LGF, I don't know what is. mommydoc, you're the best.

Oh, and Q, get over here before I kill you.

Pokey (#412) LOL!

415 cantrecant  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:10:04pm

#408 mommydoc -- darkly humorous, and scans pretty well too!

#412 pokey -- charles = glass of water? guess I haven't been around long enough to get that one.

416 Donna V.  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:11:30pm

Whew, made it through the thread! You guys are hilarious! And thanks mommydoc and Fay for refuting Amin's comment about sharing a hot tub with me. You wish, Amin!

Lord, just heard on the news that those photos of the men who supposedly crossed over the border from Canada were hoaxes.

417 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:13:12pm

Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimbol in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome rath outgrabe.

Beware the Jihadi, my son
The stones he throws, the bombs that flash.
Beware the idiotarian; shun
The frumious Arafish.

He took his Uzi close in hand
Long time the manxome foe sought he.
So rested he by an olive tree
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood
The Splodeydope, with eyes of flame
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood
And burbled as it came.

One-two, one-two and through and through
The Uzi's shot went snicker-snack
He left it dead and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the splodey-dope?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy
Oh frabjous day, callou, callay,"
He chortled in his joy.

Twas Israel and the slimy pals
Did whine and pander to the press
All impotent were the EUniks
And the multi-cultis outraged.


Again, apologies to Lewis Carroll.

418 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:15:14pm
You wish, Amin!

He's not the only one, Donna ;-)

419 JESUS  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:16:56pm

Petition granted ........... Bless you my son, Go and sin no more! (By the way, do you know any good way to get nectar and manna out of a keyboard? Had a bit of an accident when I read your post)

420 Paul of Arabia  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:20:53pm

The sun has just risen over the Gulf and still this thread is going!

#329 - mommydoc

Yes...it's the latter, I've already got plans for a nice little place in Southern California, near the mother-in-law, far from the nearest mosque. And talking of Jabberwocky, can I play too?

'Twas magreb, and the slimy mullahs
Did gnash and nasty in the mosque;
All flimsy were the arguments,
But the iman rants outrage.

"Beware the Jabberjew, my flock!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Juju bird, and shun
The fruitous Americasnatch!"

Mullah took his unlawful sword in hand:
Long time the Hebrome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Zamzam tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in offish thought he stood,
The Jabberjew, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the Gazan wood,
And burbled as it came!

One two! One two! And through and through
The Jabberjew's teeth went snicker-snack!
The mullah fell dead, and with his head
Jab went galumphing back.


"And hast thou slain the hatred spew?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.


'Twas magreb, and the slimy mullahs
Did gnash and nasty in the mosque;
All flimsy were the arguments,
But the iman rants outrage.

421 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:27:40pm

Paul--I have tears streaming down my cheeks! I think we have a new contest. Charles--new thread for the Lewis Carroll-antiidiotarian poetry contest, please!

And see--I knew you weren't insane!

422 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:00:40pm

mommydoc, Answers were taken from post 55, 155, 255, and thus 355

423 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:20:18pm

I thought you meant "the following sequence: 187, 222, 15, 355"

and thought the numbers were the sequence, not the choices. Duh! I even checked entries numbered 187, 222, 15 and 355 for clues. Ugh.

I'm comforted (but not much) by the fact that not even my MIT/PhD computer geek roommate got it.

424 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:45:16pm

mommydoc, I even picked a string with (what I thought) sort of obvious bits. Thought you would have picked up on the lead / balloon reference right off.

BTW you get minus Bonus points for misuse of a football term. When then situation is hopeless, you punt.

cantrecant (#415) “tall glass of water”, “tall drink of water” is a term from the 40’s & 50’s (and before ?) akin to the cats pajamas.

Oh yeah, something for Nicholas: Nipple Nibblers.

425 Donna V.  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:50:36pm

I LOVE the "Jihadwocky" poems, guys! "So rested he by the Zamzam tree:" great line, Paul. (And yes, I should have made my original point clearer. I wasn't talking about expats making a buck in SA.)

And Q: You are a devil;-)

(I am fully prepared for comments about horns and pitchforks:-)

426 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:02:37pm

Geepers,

LOL! Don't you just love the review...

Do not put this on your man -- it is too tacky and grabby.
427 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:08:21pm

Donna:

And Q: You are a devil;-)

Serpent, actually.

The tempting one ;-)

428 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:22:06pm

Q: You'll just have time to scream...

And I do not lose points, Geepers, you cheater, because it was a totally appropriate guess. Calling the play by a sequence of numbers used to be followed with "hike" even though it's now usually "hut!" Besides, you were supposed to be testing my knowledge of Lewis Carroll. I'll settle for no bonus points;-)

429 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:37:08pm
But even with all of this, "Q" is still pretty darn fun

;-)

430 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:39:44pm

Zulubaby (#429):

You know this better than anyone ;-)

431 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:44:09pm

"Q" succeeds in creating an interesting premise, gleefully tongue-in-cheek. But "Q" is very sloppily put together.

432 But what in the hell's a ''panoe''?  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:44:14pm

When then situation is hopeless, you punt.

First of all, that's a terrible thing to call mommydoc or any other woman, and (b), the creview button is there for a reason, dummy.

433 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:50:22pm

mommydoc:

But "Q" is very sloppily put together

He's not. Trust me ;-)

434 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:56:52pm

O.K. mommydoc. This is for all the marbles (that fell out of amin’s head.)

“That was a very nice _____ you caught!” She remarked as Alice got back into her place, very much relieved to find herself still in the ______.
“Was it? I didn’t see it,” said Alice peeping cautiously over the side of the _____ into the dark _____. “ I wish I hadn’t let go-I should so like a little _____ to take home with me!” But the _____ only laughed scornfully, and went on with her knitting.
“Are there many _____ here? Said Alice.
“_____and all sorts of _____,” said the _____.

A. boat, sheep, crabs, things, crabs, water, crab, crabs, boat, sheep.
B. sheep, crab, crab, things, crabs, sheep, boats, water, boats, crabs.
C. crab, boat, boat, water, crab, sheep, crabs, crabs, things, sheep.
D. sheep,. things, crabs, crabs, sheep, crab, water, boat, boat, crab.


Bonus: Take each word with two vowels and remove them from the list, then increment each letter either one space forward for word beginning with a-m or two letters backwards for n-z. Now rearrange the remaining words to reveal a popular quote by Lewis Carroll’s pharmacist.

435 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:02:16pm

Geepers, are you high? ;-)

And Throbert, put the martini glass down! Gently.

436 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:18:38pm

mommydoc, Oh, I get it - 187, 222,15,355 Hike! - Man you really don’t know anything about sports.

The call goes your way though.

437 Nicholas Nipplebitch  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:20:53pm

#434

Fuggin' hilarous.

#424

Okay. Five yard penalty on me for misuse of a nostalgic phrase in a fruity manner. Now I get sent to the penalty box to write 200 lines:

I WILL NOT MISQUOTE NOSTALGIC PHRASES IN A FRUITY MANNER.
I WILL NOT MISQUOTE NOSTALGIC PHRASES IN A FRUITY MANNER.
I WILL NOT MISQUOTE NOSTALGIC PHRASES IN A FRUITY MANNER.
I WILL NOT MISQUOTE NOSTALGIC PHRASES IN A FRUITY MANNER.
I WILL NOT MISQUOTE NOSTALGIC PHRASES IN A FRUITY MANNER.

And so on...

438 Yehudit  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:24:18pm

Okay, guys, jokes over. We all know now who trollcrusher is - right? So 3 guesses who amin is.

439 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:29:10pm

Yehudit,

Please don't! It's way too much fun ;-)

440 NTropy  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:29:29pm

Dunno but if there was some way Charles could whip up an anti-amin bot similar to one of the IRC bots It would be nice. The bot would post some arch conservative diatribe in a "honeypot" thread thus attracting at the idiotarian loonie lefty trolls. That way the rest of us could avoid soiling ourselves with troll dung.

441 NTropy  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:30:32pm

Note to self - PREVIEW

442 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:33:43pm

zulubaby “ are you high?

Yes, that would explain why I’m sitting here laughing hysterically.

443 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:34:02pm

Yehudit,

If the sense of humor for a troll part didn't give it away, nothing will.

444 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:41:33pm

Geepers,

You have had me in hysterics for two days now. You are high, I know you are! LOL!

#434 is genius.

445 Athos  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:53:44pm

I don't NTropy, sometimes it's a little fun to scrape ground troll from under your shoe.....granted, they tend to burst when stomped on by logic and fact....hell of a pop and hell of a mess....but satisfying. (Except you want to do it again an hour later... so I guess it's not very filling).

Mommydoc - keep up the push for the anti-idiotarian poetry -- some of the best posts in this thread!!

Paul of Arabia - good one (#420).

446 Photios  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:46:07pm

Amin #185

I have much to do, and have only now gotten to this thread. I read it up to your post #185. You were amusing to this point, but now I must speak.

In warfare, each must choose, sides. You have clearly chosen yours. I will not attempt to explain your error to you, as many better than myself have already done so.

Only this, you have said that you will prevail. USS Georgia will participate in the war and I will be on board. If you believe that you will prevail, fine. You should know that real people are actually involved in this war. Real people fight it. Real people kill and are killed. If you think that it is a lot of noise making and fun you are quite wrong.

It would do your people well to choose peace and avoid further bloodshed. If you do not, fine. This is not an intellectual exercise. I won't try to explain to you how wrong it is to murder schoolchildren or restaurent patrons. You are clearly too morally bankrupt to understand. I will tell you that if given the opportunity by some stupidity of your countrymen, I will myself be the one who kills them, and I will still sleep well that night. Of this I am sure.

You will say, "I know he is lying because USS Georgia is a TRIDENT, and that weapon will not be used". You will almost be right. We have other weapons that we will use.

This is not a game. It is time for you and your troll friends to take it seriously.

Choose peace, do not fight me.

447 Paul of Arabia  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 12:59:25am

On the subject of prayer, I just want to add my favorite prayer, from Monty Python's Meaning of Life:

O Lord
Ooooooo… You are so big.
So absolutely huge.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery.
But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Fantastic.
Amen.

Just remember to give it a good strong "oooooo" in the second line.

448 Jim Bob  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 2:41:24am

Time to head for shore; slow speed ahead; all decks awash; up to the scuppers in Large Mouth Suckerfish.

449 Crusade Now  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 3:44:41am

Amin #185 if u are in Britain tell me where you live and I will kill your whole family for settling here as thieves - this is indigenous celitc land and you and all your brothers are theives.

450 Crusade Now  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 3:49:33am

aah Amin u live in the USA - so if I pray to my god the true god not allah that some native american will pick up his tomahawk and kill you and your whole invading family.

451 Crusade Now  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 3:53:06am

What about the land stealing Morroccans Amin - Maybe the Sahrawis will identify all u arabs as land stealers and kill u all just as u identify the Americans with israel - u Hypocritical piece of shit.

452 Inspector Gadget  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 4:28:21am

The troll is Ann Coulter.

453 Center leaning Voo Doo Transvestite  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 5:34:06am

"Beware the Jabberjew,"

Best advice I heard re: Lieberman yet...


#403

Vin Diesel is not gay, just festive.

GAZE

454 cantrecant  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 5:37:47am

#424 Geepers: thx, you've put me on the right track. I've added "tall drink of water" in with "cat's PJs", "dog's breakfast", "mona lisa", "dingo's dongwalla" in my database of interchangeable curious phrases.

455 Maine's Michael  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 6:04:18am

Amin said:

how am i going to tell my dad about this, he'll kill me!!!!! help me.

Nothing like a jealous father, right Amin? It's what we've been suspecting about arab family dynamics for quite a while. Violent, non-consensual incest is very damaging to a society when widely tolerated . . .

456 steve miller  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 6:18:46am

RE: #446 -
Thanks, Photios. America is a great country, strong, powerful, but sometimes perceived as weak because it may move slowly to react to danger.

But its enemies forget the incredible might of the American armed forces. And its enemies dismiss the incredible complex alignment of its armed and allied forces when it goes to war.

This war against Saddam will not be a pinprick, it will not be a few missiles lobbed into camels' tents, it will not be U.S. servicemen digging ditches and performing "nation-building." This will be war, destructive, brutal, awful, and incendiary. When America goes to war in the 21st century, it will go with anger and rage, tempered by reason and cool certainty of its reasons.

Amin & his brethren think that shouting and raging impotently will somehow impress the weak-minded and -willed who cower before dictators. But Amin and his brethren will be destroyed and disbursed. It will take some time for them to regroup - they always do, in every generation. But America will find them again and again. And crush them.

I'm proud of you, Photios, as I am of my two nephews who have just signed up for the Army, and are proudly serving their country. I am glad that there are so many men and women who love their country enough to lay down their lives.

And I'm reminded of Patton's remarks to someone who quoted the Romans: "It's a beautiful thing to die for one's country," He retorted, "No, it's a beautiful thing to make them die for their country." (Roughly paraphrased, of course.)

Amin & his brethren think that because they may own guns, that they are militarily strong. They have only been able to do what they want because America hasn't really flexed her muscles yet.

So I say to Amin, good luck, you and your brethren, as you begin to see the destruction of all you hold dear: the terrorists camps, the weapons depots, the centers for communication and transportation, the financial centers. Watch as America goes to war and crushes Saddam, and watch to see how very quickly the Middle East is subdued and switches allegiance to America. Watch how quickly the unelected despots in the powerless Islamite crescent of nations abandons its neutrality and joins America. Watch to see what happens when America liberates Iraq, and watch the videos and read the articles that describe the bestiality of the men you support.

You remember the Soviet Union, Amin? Remember how strong and mighty it was, and remember the boasts "We will bury you"? Where is it now, Amin? Where is Nazi Germany, where is the Japan of the 30s and 40s? Who did that, Amin?

Where is Afghanistan? The Soviets could not quell that country in 25 years. Americans (and others) brought vast improvements to its safety and security in about 6 weeks.

Who let the women of Afghanistan free to choose their own clothing, Amin?

In all the world, where are slavery and mutilation still practiced? Where are people most routinely slain for speaking their minds? Where are newspaper offices being blown up and shut down? Hint, Amin: It's in places where America hasn't yet attended to.

And think, Amin, that in all these places where America conquered, America does not rule. America does not build an empire. George W. Bush is not fighting Saddam just to put his brother Jeb on the throne. We're not expanding the field of blue to add 23 more stars to the flag.

America just wants to live in peace and safety, and you and your brethren seek not only to kill and enslave your own people, you seek to kill and enslave civilization. You seek to destroy what you cannot build, cannot own, cannot possess, and cannot understand.

So good luck in the remaining few weeks of your fantasy of an Islamite world. And good luck in your new career as the night clerk a Baghdad 7-11. Hope you make good tips from the American soldiers.

And Photios, when you get to Baghdad, say "Hi" to Amin for us, and upsize the Coke to a 44 oz., 'cause Amin gets better treatment from his boss when you do.

457 cantrecant  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 7:01:24am

#446 Photios
#456 steve miller

Well said.

As it used to be said in the days of the british empire, the natives are revolting and it's time to put down the unrest. In the first place, how insufferably arrogant and presumptuous those brits used to be, thinking that even the best of their culture had anything positive to offer to noble savages. But to insist on living free from the threat of anihilation by ignorant barbarians is just going too far.

458 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 7:06:38am

Just came back on--Geepers, thank you for the concession. Once again, easy; it's C--I knew it from the first word. I loved that scene!

I'm again a little unclear on your instructions. I'm sure they make perfect sense to you, but you're admittedly on drugs and I'm (sadly) not.

Am I to remove 2-vowel words from the completed passage, the uncompleted passage, or any one of the answer lines (since they are all the same, just different orders.)

When you talk about incrementing letters "one space forward" do you actually mean moving letters around or just incrementing the letters?

Also, am I permanently removing the 2-vowel words and incrementing the others, or am I incrementing the two-vowel words and re-inserting them? And am I doing it to the whole word or just to the first letter? Crab to "dsbc" doesn't work very well.

I'm inclined to think that zulubaby's question was the answer to your bonus point question: Are you on drugs? (Since Lewis Carroll was, in fact, an opium addict.)

And, for the rest of you, you're all hysterical. Oh, except for Photios and Steve Miller. Beautifully said and all, but would you stop being serious, please? Unless it's about Mr. Holland's Opus, that is. That's the only seriousness allowed here (drives Amin crazy---notice he's had nothing to say for over a day. In fact, I think humor, giddy, silly, Monty Pythonesque humor is great troll repellant!)

But special to Photios--How are you doing? Any word on a deployment date? We need to give you a virtual going-away party!

459 cba  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 7:12:23am

re: Mr. Holland's Opus.

I have nothing to say about Mr. Holland's Opus that hasn't already been said, so can we talk about What About Bob? That was almost as funny as this thread.

460 Mr. Holland's Opium  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 7:19:10am

I would like to revel in the fact that this has been one of the most fruitful topics since the Jew Food one.

On a totally unrelated note, Liv Tyler appeared in three scenes in the Lord of the Rings II, the first was in her home, the second was leaving for that island, and the third was ________.

461 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 7:25:12am

Waking/reviving Aragorn.

462 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 7:39:43am

Boy, it got quiet in here.

463 Fay  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 7:45:38am

mommydoc #458, my head hurts! Kudos to Photios and Steve Miller from me too.

This thread is just soooo funny I can hardly stop GAZING....thanks, Charles, for putting up with our silliness.

Ooooooo… You are so big.
So absolutely huge.
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and barefaced flattery.
But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
Fantastic.
Amen.


Paul of Arabia, isn't that what zulubaby said to Q the first time they met :>0

464 cantrecant  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 7:52:55am

#459 cba--since you brought it up, what about what about bob?

#460 Mr. Holland's Opium--the last few weeks are blurred for me. I think Liv Tyler was being interviewed by David Letterman but I can't remember if that was in the movie although Letterman looks a bit like an Ent or is it Orc. I liked the touch of having minions of the dark side dressed like jihadis in one scene, again, can't remember if that was in the movie or some image from contemporary news.

465 Amy  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 7:57:05am

Hey, Steve Miller #456,

Great piece, except for one thing - our resident Islamist lackey Amin and his ilk won't be anywhere near Baghdad or Ramallah when the shit hits the fan. They'll be snug in their own widdle beds right here in the good ol' USA.

See, it's the ones like Amin who typify the Muslim "warrior": they prefer valiantly murdering little children in their beds and blowing up grandmothers on buses to actually fighting a real, live soldier of any kind.

Amin talks about "we" and "us," but he'll never give up the safety and freedom to run his mouth that he gets here (more's the pity) for the great privilege of dying for madmen like Arafish or Saddam.

One of my son's grade school friends is a Marine (he's been in since graduating from high school - about 7 years now). He's a quiet, polite young man, but don't mess with him. I have no idea where he even is at this point, but I think about him a lot these days. I am confident in entrusting our country's security to people like him.

466 cba  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 7:57:35am

#464 cantrecant--I enjoyed it, especially watching the obnoxious doc played by Dreyfuss being driven slowly batty. By the end I was feeling kinda sorry for him.

467 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 7:58:28am

Fay: Either that or "is that it?

468 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 8:03:39am

Amy--you do not have a son old enough to have peers in the military. I refuse to believe it. Great post, BTW. I still choose to think that your wisdom and eloquence are signs of precocity, not years of experience!

469 Photios  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 8:15:07am

mommydoc #458

I'm well, and I hope you are too. When I posted earlier, I hadn't read the entire thread and was still in a serious mode re: Amin. I repent of that now, reading this has been considerable fun!

Re: Mr. Holland's Opus. As you know, I am a professional 'cellist when I am not being a professional sailor. So, I cannot stand watching movies about artists. I never, ever (not to put too fine a point on it, but absolutely never watch such movies). I made the mistake of watching Flashdance when it came out and was angry for YEARS about its insult to the audience's intelligence.

So, I cannot help on that one. My favorite movies are, Patton, The Godfather, 2001, 12 Monkees, Fargo (brilliant movie!) among others.

Re: My deployment. It is classified, but very, very soon. Before the end of the month. I'm truely sorry, but no one can know, you will just notice that I haven't posted in a while. I expect to be back in late March or early April (this deployment is not war related, it is a strategic deterrent patrol - different war).

470 Photios  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 8:15:14am

mommydoc #458

I'm well, and I hope you are too. When I posted earlier, I hadn't read the entire thread and was still in a serious mode re: Amin. I repent of that now, reading this has been considerable fun!

Re: Mr. Holland's Opus. As you know, I am a professional 'cellist when I am not being a professional sailor. So, I cannot stand watching movies about artists. I never, ever (not to put too fine a point on it, but absolutely never watch such movies). I made the mistake of watching Flashdance when it came out and was angry for YEARS about its insult to the audience's intelligence.

So, I cannot help on that one. My favorite movies are, Patton, The Godfather, 2001, 12 Monkees, Fargo (brilliant movie!) among others.

Re: My deployment. It is classified, but very, very soon. Before the end of the month. I'm truely sorry, but no one can know, you will just notice that I haven't posted in a while. I expect to be back in late March or early April (this deployment is not war related, it is a strategic deterrent patrol - different war).

471 Fay  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 8:15:32am

mommydoc:

Either that or "is that it?

LOL! Although I'm not sure Q will find it amusing ;>)

472 Photios  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 8:24:29am

My apologies, I swear, I only hit the button once!

473 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 8:28:15am

Photios--well, if the date is classified, we'll just have to have a virtual party this week, just in case. I'll e-mail Charles.

In any case, please keep yourself safe.

474 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 8:32:33am

Oh, and the story in Flashdance was truly unbelievable, but the dancing was good, and Michael Nouri was very easy on the eyes...I'm sure Jennifer Beals was the same for the straight male posters here.

I have a weakness for the genre--as a former dancer, I loved Turning Point and Center Stage because of the great dancing, too.

475 Steve Miller  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 8:42:43am

Mr. Opus speaks.

(pardon me for the angelfire link, but I don't have a public place to store pictures.)

476 Steve Miller  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 8:50:43am

Photios - you aren't pushing the buttons on the USS Georgia with the same force, are you? ;)

"Honest, Chief, I only fired ONE missle!"

477 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:01:27am

Steve Miller--I hurt from laughing so hard. You're a genius!

478 Steve Miller  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:06:08am

[blush]

479 Hitler's Ways  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:20:21am

Hitler was a crazy man who thought the Jews were to blame. He was evil because the Jews, in fact, were not to blame. The case with Muslims today is different. We should take a page from Adolph's playbook: the Muslims are to blame, we need a Final Solution, exterminate them all.

480 Fay  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:25:45am

#479 Bugger Off

481 Frankie the Wonder Stoat  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:30:09am

#461: WRONG WRONG WRONG, BAD!

#464: Nah, maybe I shouldn't spill the beans, many of us haven't read the book and spoiling is bad.

"My favorite movies are, Patton, The Godfather, 2001..."

My woman-lady frequently falls asleep in Kubrick flicks. I on the other hand, love them. To bad about the Kube's paedophilia and sudden death though, I heard he was going to make a sequel to Titanic.


I think they should make a "Friends" movie. One where Joey gets impregnated with an alien Elvis clone, Phoebe cannibalizes Rachel in a jealous rage, and Chandler discovers he is really Hitler.


GAZE : STEVE

482 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:36:17am

Frankie--Liv Tyler's character isn't in the books!

483 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:38:10am

BTW, she also shows up in an earlier scene with Aragorn that looks like a gazebo in a glade, then with her father in her home, then leaving. She also shows upo again, as I mentioned, so it's four appearances.

484 Frankie the Wonder Stoat  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:56:07am

#482,

I didn't know that. Now I feel like more of a dork than usual. But more the reason not to spill the beans.

And

#483,

NO, INFIDEL! It wasn't her talk show appearances, and dream appearances don't count.

485 cantrecant  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 10:05:18am

#466 cba: I'd forgotten that dreyfus was in that one, and me a Drefus fan (smacking forhead). Bill Murray's character was diabolical, slowly reducing dreyfus' to mewing incontinent jelly by the end, a shark attack is merciful by comparison.

hope I haven't gotten addicted to lgf, lots more enjoyable to participate than other boards I've tried, especially this thread, but I just noticed the holidays have been over awhile and I need to think about work and family again...

486 zulubaby  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 10:06:19am

Paul of Arabia (#447)

LOL! Love that.

Fay,

Paul of Arabia, isn't that what zulubaby said to Q the first time they met :>0

Now how would Paul know that? ;-)

487 Fay  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 10:40:43am

zulubaby:

Now how would Paul know that? ;-)

I was speculating.

488 Colt  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 10:47:38am

#369

mommydoc

I've been studying it for a long time now. I liked at first, but it gives me a migraine now. And yeah, Through the Looking Glass is better. The good part of the course is the BFG! Now that is a good book!

Thanks. Politics on Friday, English Language and Literatureon Tuesday...

Tony Blair may be ok on some things, but education is his low point. He messed up the old system, essentially doubling the workload. He'll answer for his crimes, one day.

I'd never be caught; there are tens of thousands of potential suspects.

489 Geepers  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 10:54:39am

Mrmph. Blerrm rrargrr hocckzk. What timzit? Wha?

490 Cole Slaughter  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:24:54am

1) There was a fish in the Bill Murray movie.

2) "Re: Mr. Holland's Opus. As you know, I am a professional 'cellist when I am not being a professional sailor."

We missed the symphony/cello/shark music connection

3) Is there a can of paint thinner open in here?

4) The Nation mentions Dreyfus here:
Dreyfus

5) #7

7) Yes I'd love some matzo balls.

491 Steve Miller  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:27:39am

482-I'm missing something - are you saying Arwen wasn't in LOTR, or just not in TTT book?

ObMHO:
Richard Dreyfus, who starred (sic) in Mr. Holland's Opus (#86), also starred in Close Encounters OTTK, in which he manipulated the mashed potatoes (#370). If that's not evidence of a conspiracy, well, then I don't know what is.

492 Q  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:36:28am

Re: #467

"It" doesn't even begin to describe me ;-)

As you know better than anyone, Zulu, baby :-)

493 Q  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:39:50am

Zulugirl (#486):

We both know what you did say ;-)

494 Fay  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:45:42am

Steve:

If that's not evidence of a conspiracy, well, then I don't know what is.

Quick, did you call Oliver Stone yet? But more to the point has Richard ever starred in an Oliver Stone movie?

495 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:49:17am

Actually, Arwen is mentioned briefly in the Fellowship and not at all in TTT. Hollywood made much more of the part for obvious reasons. Haven't yet gotten to the Return yet.

496 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:52:42am

Steve: This is a pretty good discussion, but it's a spoiler, for sure.

497 Steve Miller  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:54:32am

Not quite Off-Topic, but maybe a side trail:

What if LOTR were written by various authors?

498 Amy  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:55:58am

mommydoc #468,

LOL!

My son is 25 years old! (Eek!!)

Sorry to burst your bubble, my dear!

499 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:57:52am

Steve: Great link!

500 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:58:24am

500th!

501 Geepers  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 12:00:42pm

mommydoc, I‘m looking over my notes, but some of the pages are missing. It all made perfect sense last night. See, the Dormouse had just sprung the lock on Gryphon’s Chrysler, when it dawned on me that apparition of Dodgson was little more than a reflection in rearview mirror. Well, by the time we got to the Black Tie Diner all my pens had run out of ink, so I had to order pancakes instead.

502 FORLORN BJORN  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 12:01:32pm

Possibly he could star in the sequel to Titanic where Leonardo's character becomes a zombie who wants to capture Rose and return to the sea with her, while Mr. Holland (excellently played by Richard Dreyfus) must reanimate Jaws after destroying him in Mr. Holland v. Jaws.

The movie will climax as the Dell Guy is tied to a chair while clamps are applied to his nipples.

503 NTropy  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 12:08:52pm

Steve Miller

Was the blonde in your Opus zulubaby? Big blonde hair and all? Inquiring minds want to know.

Mommydoc

Arwen is much more important for what she represents rather than who she is. IIRC, she plays a much bigger role in the Silmarillion than she does in the first two books of LotR. Silmarillion is easily my favorite Tolkien anyway.

504 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 12:24:33pm

Geepers: Now I understand!

Forlorn Bjorn: LOL!

NTropy: I totally agree with you, and actually read only The Hobbit and The Silmarillion in high school, where I was (and I'm not making this up) a member of the Tolkien Society!? Actually, they were the precursors to what are now goths, and my best friend talked me into it. Actually, it got me a date to the senior prom as a sophomore (although that was a very surreal and semi-gothic experience in and of itself!)

I remembered Arwen from The Silmarillion and practically didn't register her when I recently re-read TFOTR recently (having stopped partway through in HS.) I'm now half-way through TTT, but went to see the movie, which has given me renewed fortitude to finish it.

505 Steve Miller  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 1:20:37pm

I think we need special LGF t-shirts:

I was a part of the longest LGF thread ever.

Bonus:

Imagine the LOTR as written by an
a) Idiotarian
b) Troll
c) Islamite

506 Photios  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 1:28:00pm

Steve Miller #476

LOL
Thankfully, I am the Chief and have other Petty Officers who will push the buttons for me. Probably a good thing too!

Frankie #481

I agree about Kubrick. I thought Barry Lyndon was superb, but my wife cannot tolerate it.

Cole Slaughter #490

That was for mommydoc, we have emailed separately and as a result knows more about my identity that I have shown here.

507 Q  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 1:39:10pm

Photios (#506):

I thought Barry Lyndon was superb

Absolutely. It's, quite possibly, his best one.

A Clockwork Orange is enjoyable but overrated.

And no additional amount of "gratuitous" nudity (an oxymoron, actually - nudity is never gratuitous ;-) would have saved Arseholes Tightly Pinched.

508 Fay  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 2:26:32pm

Q:

nudity is never gratuitous ;-)

You obviously never saw the episode of NYPD Blue when Dennis Franz bared his butt ;>0

509 Q  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 2:31:32pm

Fay (#508):

I didn't, Lucifer be praised ;-)

Perhaps I should rephrase that: female nudity is never gratuitous.

510 Fay  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 2:47:51pm

Q:

Perhaps I should rephrase that: female nudity is never gratuitous.

You obviously didn't see this:
[Link: www.ptreyeslight.com...]
Actually, I forgave the NYPD producers for showing Dennis' butt because they more than made up for it by showing Jimmy Smits delicious bod over and over again.

511 Q  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 3:14:48pm

I saw it. Well, in my book, nudity goes a long way towards - not quite justifying, but compensating for - that assault on reason.

Come to think of it, that's what pornography is, too: esthetically and intellectually null, but speaking to other - no less important, one might argue - aspects of human nature.

512 Q  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 3:21:07pm

In fact, some attempts has been made to combine hardcore porn with serious cinematic art - the most famous being probably Ai no corrida.

513 Steve Peden  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 3:29:15pm

Q (#509) If you thnk female nudity is NEVER gratuitous, you obviously never saw the Rosanne photo spread in Vanity Fair - perhaps one of the most HIDEOUS sights these sorry old eyes have ever beheld. There are some things so ugly that God clearly intended them to be covered.

Nice thread, folks! Funny, but with a little meat on the bones to add interest.

514 Steve Miller  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 3:37:38pm

Oh, and Mommydoc:

Anyone (even a troll) can claim to be first in a thread, but it takes that special something to be #500! Congratulations!

Now, go have a nice bottle of Zam-Zam to celebrate.

515 NTropy  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 3:45:33pm

#505   Steve Miller 

Sorry to tell you Steve but the longest thread in LGF history was this one in response to the ban on kosher food in certain European countries. It's broken at 623. Charles continued it on a separate thread. I think THAT one finally wound up at close to 300. All told, that thread generated between 900 and 1000 responses.

516 Steve Miller  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 4:17:41pm

#515
Drat.

Oh well.

And far be it from ME to post something irrelevant to a thread just to boost its count.

ObMHO:
Imagine switching the theme from Jaws into Mr. Holland's Opus. Now, THAT'S a band that gets respect when it plays: "At some time unbeknownst to you, threatening music will play and an innocent member of the audience will be sucked into the woodwinds."

517 Mao Se Dung  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 4:24:16pm

#505

Nice.

#515

Well I think we accomplished something by alerting the world of the alarming connectivity of Palestine to France while creating the blogosphere's first anti-troll phrase.

GAZE

518 NTropy  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 4:24:28pm

Dunno if it's possible to be OT here but

From InstaPundit

RADLEY BALKO explains how you can make 20 bucks at the expense of Big Music.

Follow this link, then the one on his page to get the goods on what's up.

519 Steve Miller  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 4:35:12pm

#518 -
Off-topic? In THIS thread?

520 zulubaby  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 6:44:20pm

Steve Miller,

You are superb. Really.

521 Geepers  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 6:50:01pm

Are Trolls kosher?

522 zulubaby  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 6:57:33pm

Photios,

Please take care of yourself, and come back to us soon. We'll be thinking of you, Chief :-)

Fay (#510)

Actually, I forgave the NYPD producers for showing Dennis' butt because they more than made up for it by showing Jimmy Smits delicious bod over and over again.

Amen, baby. I nearly ran him over in the parking lot of Longs Drugstore one night. LOL! He is breathtaking in the real. Oh man

523 NTropy  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:11:10pm
He is breathtaking in the real. Oh man

Dennis Franz is breathtaking in the real?

524 zulubaby  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:20:50pm

NTropy,

Very. Funny. You know perfectly well who I'm talking about! :-)

525 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:38:46pm

zulubaby--You are so right, and boy are you gonna be so jealous when I tell you how very nice he is in the real, too. When I get my stuff out of storage, I will share with you my picture of him and me at a black tie for my alumni association...

No, not Dennis Franz, NTropy!

526 zulubaby  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:43:42pm

mommydoc,

Scan it. E-mail it. Now.

527 PDM  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 9:49:39pm

#510 Fay,

I thought that one had some pretty good coverage.

528 zulubaby  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 10:17:42pm

PDM,

Timing is everything. Perfect! ;-)

529 Geepers  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 10:26:52pm

PDM, “They’re naked.”


“Mom, Guess what, I finally made an important decision in my life and took a stand on the Iraqi conflict by stripping naked and spelling out “Peace” with a bunch of other people.”

“What? No Mom, Jimmy Smits wasn’t there.”

“Yes, Mom I think he’s cute too. But this is about doing something for peace in the world.”

“No Mom, if you want to write Jimmy and invite him to the next gathering I’m sure that won’t hurt.”

“Yes, He’ll probably send you an autographed picture if you ask. Bye.”

530 Geepers  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:15:32pm

NTropy (#515), This thread can’t hold a candle to “The Great Kosher Food War of 2002.” Some of those posts were the most verbose comments I’ve encountered.
Do you actually know how big that file was?


Steve Miller “And far be it from ME to post something irrelevant to a thread just to boost its count.

And.. aaa… ummm….No. We never did that on the kosher thread, did we zulubaby?

531 NTropy  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:17:27pm

#527   PDM

Best laugh I've had all day!! Thank you :-D

zulubaby

Okay so you nearly ran over Dennis Franz in to see Jimmy Smits?

532 NTropy  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:20:40pm

Geepers

Do you actually know how big that file was?

Not in MB/GB terms. I just know it killed some PHP process. It's all in the topic I guess. That one tilted every which way but loose too.

533 Geepers  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:43:40pm

NTropy, The kosher thread was all over the place but at least it was in the same room as the topic. If this was supposed to be a testament to our ability to uphold the “LGF Prayer” I’m afraid we’ve failed Charles miserably. As a matter of fact I’ve got a hankerin’ for some Large Mouth Suckerfish right now. Jim Bob says sometimes they jump right in the boat, I hope that’s true. Fact filleted or sautéed in logic, either way - Delicious.

534 zulubaby  Wed, Jan 8, 2003 11:54:07pm

Geepers,

And.. aaa… ummm….No. We never did that on the kosher thread, did we zulubaby?

What did we do? Remind me?

535 Geepers  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 12:06:16am

I remember you, John Boanerges, and I hanging around one night from abound 550-615 to get to the then magical “613.”

536 PDM  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 12:08:28am

#528 zulubaby ,
There may be a series in the making here.

#529 Geepers ,
Hilarious. Now, can you call back home to the ME, perhaps Jordan? Of course, don’t call Mom, call Dad.
“It is my life. I am free to do what I want.”

#531 NTropy 1/9/2003 01:17AM PST,
The day is still very young.
but not for me, good night all #-)

537 zulubaby  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 12:13:49am

Geepers,

Were we talking about Halloween parties and other bullshit? I can't face going back to that thread :-) What number did that thread die at anyway? Any idea? Charles was bloody funny though, when he started a new thread titled something like, 'Kosher Food Kills LGF'. LOL! Now that you mention him, John's been scarce lately, no?

NTropy:

Okay so you nearly ran over Dennis Franz in to see Jimmy Smits?

A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. I mean, we're talking Jimmy Smits here.

538 zulubaby  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 12:27:06am

Geepers,

Now I'm curious, so I just tried to go back to the "Kosher" thread. No dice. Fatal error and all that :-) We totally trashed that thread.

539 Geepers  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 12:36:06am

zulubaby,

Yes, and planning a kosher boerevors patio party at Johns.

See I knew you were a Waitress fan A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do


She’s trying to pull a fast one on us NTropy “Oh I don’t know nothin’ bout no ‘80’s bands”

540 zulubaby  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 12:45:50am

Geepers!

LOL! That's outrageous! I can't believe that. I think I need to pay closer attention to The Waitresses.

The next song was made for me, I swear it!

Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair is
If my hair is wrong, everything's wrong
Everything's wrong if my hair... is

If you knew me, knew me, you would be laughing as hard as I am right now! I'm crying!

541 NTropy  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 2:10:57am

Actually no - she admitted a while back to knowing more about the Waitresses than even I wanted to know.

BTW the kosher thread died at 626 if I'm not mistaken. I was trying to post to it when it died. The other one was 288 or thereabouts - I didn't check that one.

BTW pt.2 I've always been rather partion to Cherry Bomb by the Runaways. I've got a few others but I'd risk really tarnishing my shiny Bible-thumpin' image LOL. Let's just say I sowed my oats but good.

542 Geepers  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 2:48:01am

NTropy, 620 officially (I recall Charles saying he had deleted some double posts) plus 289 right now (still works so I guess we could run it up some more.)

Joan Jett Now there’s a girl I’d run over Dennis Franz to meet.

543 Geepers  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 3:33:02am

NTropy, Thanks for reminding me about Joan Jett

She's hotter than ever, and looks to be an LGF kinda gal.

Photos from her USO tour in Afghanistan.

544 Avi Glazer  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 4:57:47am

Hmm, the longest thread ever was about kosher food, and the second (and closing quickly) is about prayer. A coincidence? Or a conspiracy by the J-E-W-S?

545 mommydoc  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 6:58:32am

zulubaby--my photo albums (and almost everything else I own) have been in storage since the end of March, but as soon as I get them out, I promise I will e-mail you the photo.

When I hear "A girl's gotta do..." I think of this.

546 Fay  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 7:05:31am

Oh no fair you guys, I make a perfectly off topic comment about Jimmy Smits and all hell brakes loose while I'm gone. zulubaby and mommydoc, I am GREEN with envy at your encounters with the beautiful Jimmy.

Where's that picture mommydoc?

547 Fay  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 7:09:04am

oops sorry mommydoc, didn't see your #545 before asking my question.

548 Fay  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 7:11:30am

#527 PDM: You are the best!

549 Sam Hitler  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 7:45:42am

Armed with a rusty piece of sharp metal (with zinc coating) I defend this beacon of trollhood from naked admirers of Jimmy Smits.

Joan Jett didn't sing ch-ch-ch-ch-cherrry BOMB!

550 Geepers  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 10:11:41am

Sam Hitler,

J. Jett was in the Runaways when she wrote “Cherry Bomb” in 1976, and your right Cherie Currie was lead vocals then, so technically your correct. But Joan re-released it on a Joan Jett and The Blackhearts red vinyl 12” in 1984.

And Sam, It's not true that no one hears your cries for help. They hear and ignore your cries for help. We understand if you want Jimmy for
yourself.

551 zulubaby  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 11:18:06am

Geepers (#550)

LOL! Brilliantly done!

552 Sam Hitler  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 12:59:53pm

1) Adolph was my brother. I haven't spoken to him since he moved to Berlin, he said

2) Didn't that Concrete Blonde lady do a Cherry Bomb version too? Wasn't it better than all the ones you listed?

3) I've heard Jimmy Smits is a nice guy, however, porking him like a wild man-beast isn't on the menu, ladies(?).

4) Japanese food makes me fart.

553 Geepers  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 1:36:10pm

Sam, No, but:
Cherry Bomb was covered by L7
Cherry Bomb was covered by Joan Jett
Cherry Bomb was covered by One Plus One
Cherry Bomb was covered by Bratmobile
Cherry Bomb was covered by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts
Cherry Bomb was covered by Cherie & Marie Currie
Cherry Bomb was covered by Street Walkin' Cheetahs
Cherry Bomb was covered by Shonen Knife
Cherry Bomb was covered by Razorbabes
Cherry Bomb was covered by Jayne County & The Electric Chairs
Cherry Bomb was covered by Evil Stig
Cherry Bomb was covered by Manplanet
Cherry Bomb was covered by Excessories
Cherry Bomb was covered by Megababe
Cherry Bomb was covered by Steve & The Jerks
Cherry Bomb was covered by Detox Darlings
Cherry Bomb was covered by Mensen
Cherry Bomb was covered by Jeff Dahl
Cherry Bomb was covered by Sovines
Cherry Bomb was covered by Chi Chi LaRue
Cherry Bomb was covered by GlamNation
Cherry Bomb was covered by Unun

Of Course those are just the ones I can think up off the top of my head. My personal favorite is by Detox Darlings. Unfortunately their hard living lifestyle has caught up with them; today the lead singer is the wife of a prominent Dutch banker.


P.S. Sorry to confuse you with your brother, it must have been your perfume.

554 Stalin Grad  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 1:46:49pm

"Cherry Bomb was covered by L7"

Saw them live.

"today the lead singer is the wife of a prominent Dutch banker."

Why does "prominent Dutch banker" sound like a perverse sexual practice to me; and why should there be velcro, crisco, and a marmaset involved?

555 NTropy  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 2:39:17pm

"off the top of my head?!?!?!!?!?" And don't you just love the names people come up with for bands (and the mental images I'm sure they create)?
Jayne County & The Electric Chairs?
Detox Darlings?
Razorbabes?

556 PDM  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 2:51:37pm

#544 Avi Glazer,
I noticed the same "coincidence."

#548 Fay,
Thank you. They kind of strike me as the "Palestinian Archie & Edith." What do you think? ...Achmed & ??? (somebody help me out here).

#550 Geepers,
Was that a commercial release, or promo only? All of the copies I've had were promos. I'm pretty sure it was promo only.
::::thinking out loud::: I have one in stock::::: Well, what do you know??? It looks like that fine site where I host my images is doing a little fundraising for LGF.

Jett, Joan & The Blackhearts
Cherry Bomb/ Bombs Away US promo 12" single on RED vinyl. Remember, $10.00 donation to LGF on this one. ...Do it for Charles! M-/M- # 14062 12" Vinyl

/shameful plug

557 Geepers  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 3:18:27pm

PDM, If you’re for real on the $10 bucks. Sold. BTW I’ve got a The Steve Miller Band “Book of Dreams” picture disk with the rainbow-winged Pegasus on it. In a sleeve, probably never been played. Any idea what its worth?

558 NTropy  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 3:27:36pm

Geeeee and all I have is a little 7" single of the Suburban Lawns singing "Giget Goes to Hell" :-/

559 PDM  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 4:32:55pm

#557 Geepers,
You bet I'm for real. It's not the first time I've used my product to make some coffee money for Charles. (I hope that order was from you).
The Steve Miller “Book of Dreams” pic disc is not in very high demand (maybe worth $10-$15, even SS) unless of course it's the Steve Miller from LGF pic disc (only rumored to exist).

#558 NTropy,
The Suburban Lawns 7" is a cool disc. I can't remember the last time I had one. But "Giget Goes to Hell"???
For some reason I think of you when I have my hands on a George Harrison "My Sweet Lord" promo only 7".

But then, every time I see any Metal related item I think of Iron Fist... who's musical tastes are actually much wider.

560 NTropy  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 4:47:26pm

Isn't "My Sweet Lord" the one he got sued for? Plagiarism and all that? I remind you of plagiarism?

Sorry to burst your bubble PDM :-)

I can credit (blame?) my mom for inspiring my diverse musical tastes. She taught music for many, many years.

561 Geepers  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 5:09:10pm

NTropy, And your not getting this one. Already ordered it.
And I never did like Giget. Bitch, I’m glad she went to hell.

PDM, Like Fay said. And hey, keep the $10 bucks, your stuff made me laugh too many times. I’ll hit Charles’ tip jar. Steve Miller, That’s why I thought of it first off, but how about this, I have a copy of ABC “The Lexicon of Love” that has labels on the disk from Dexys Midnight Runners “Too-Rye-Ay” Worth anything?

562 PDM  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 6:06:13pm

#560 NTropy,
Of course I meant the song's subject, and not the litigation over the copyright. Believe me, it was a compliment :)

Actually, my musical tastes these days lean more toward Yiddish Disco hits from the late 70's:

Won't you take me to Kosher Town!
Won't you take me to Kosher Town!

Don't know that one? Ok, how about...

Oh yes it's Mikveh Night and the feeling's right
2x Oh yes it's Mikveh Night oh what a night

Hmmm. Well, I guess they're kind of obscure songs.

#561 Geepers,
Thanks for the offer, that's very kind of you. However, giving the donation is quite a bit more important than the $10 to me because it means two important things: 1) I give Tzedakah (charity) and 2) I keep my word.
...not to mention, I made the sale on Charles' site. So to me, it would be as if I stole it from him. You can call me crazy if you like, but I try to be very strict about this kind of thing. Still, if you want to send Charles an extra $10, I'm sure he won't stop you :) I'll ship tomorrow (insured). Let me know when it reaches you safely.

As for the “The Lexicon of Love” with Dexys Midnight Runners label... (hmmm, how do I say this nicely) You know that good feeling you get when you play it?
That's what it's worth.

563 YODA LAY ME TOO  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 6:12:55pm

#562

Kosher town? lol.

564 Geepers  Thu, Jan 9, 2003 7:36:14pm

PDM, I don’t think your crazy a bit. And I figured as much on the ABC I’ve just never encountered a mislabeled album before. I was hoping it would be like misprinted stamps or over-struck coins. Oh.Well.

565 mommydoc  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 9:47:03am

PDM--love the kosher disco lyrics! Actually, you never fail to amaze me. One of my favorite attributes in people is quirkiness, ie: in '93 I drove to all my west coast residency interviews in my alternate vehicle, a '78 chevy 3/4 ton pick up with exploding gas tanks and paint peeling off the hood, while emerging in my Henri Bendel black wool gabardine double breasted Ally McBeal suits with 3" heeled patent leather pumps (ooh, yeah, Q and Geepers!) [For those who haven't met me, my primary vehicle since 1986 has been an Acura Integra--currently a 2000 GSR. Small and sporty. I aspire to something along the lines of a Jag XKR convertible, of course--ed]

So, when you pull out all this heavy metal and pop music expert knowledge, and post your hysterically irreverent and sometimes scatalogic photoshop masterpieces, knowing what a frum and true mensch you are, well, it makes me admre you all the more. You rock (literally and figuratively.)

Shabbat shalom, to you and to all the other Jewish posters who might read this. And to everyone else, for that matter. Whenever you observe it.

566 NTropy  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 10:36:03am

MommyD

I was hoping you were going to regale us with tales of your disco days. Instead of wool gabardine whatever I was expecting lip gloss, body glitter, wedge doo and the largest bell bottoms this side of the Mississippi. You know - something like THIS!

567 mommydoc  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 11:59:01am

NTropy--but that wasn't quirky.

As for disco--I was the queen. Period. Taught just about everyone in my sorority how to dance, as well as each of the guys I dated (thankfully, I no longer back lead), wore major platforms and then stiletto heels, was draped in quiana and poyester most evenings (until I discovered silk) and one of the three major places we went to dance, the North Forty, had an actual translucent multicolored lit dance floor just like in Saturday Night Fever, the sound track of which played every single morning on my stereo my sophomore year as my room mate and I got ready for class.

I still have all my disco albums on vinyl, can sing along to Donna Summer et al with the best of them, but I never had a wedge cut. I've almost always had long hair, so I was more of the Farrah Faucett big-hair camp until I went a little more sophitisticated with a China Doll Chop in the late 70's.

You must be a little younger, or you'd know that "the biggest bellbottoms this side of the Mississippi" (we called them elephant bells) were waning in popularity for women by then, but I proudly sported 'em in high school. The most coveted brand was "Peanuts Jeans," which were so lowcut one had to wear a body suit if one wanted to sit down or absolutely nothing was left to the imagination. Today's little girls are sheer amatuers--and we managed to look sexy, fresh, hip and trendy without looking like hookers. Even my mother said so. Now, it looks so silly and retro.

568 Q  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 2:58:45pm

The most coveted brand was "Peanuts Jeans," which were so lowcut one had to wear a body suit if one wanted to sit down or absolutely nothing was left to the imagination.

I like the direction of your discourse, mommydoc...

"Ooh, yeah", indeed ;-)

569 NTropy  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 3:41:54pm

"a little younger"?
Yeah - my days in Angel Flights were limited to Jr. High School. I entered high school the year Reagan was elected the first time.

I'm probably a closer in age to Geepers. Seems we have the same (bad?) taste in punk. I used to love reading the Sunday L.A. Times Calendar section to see what destruction had been wreaked at the Roxy/Whisky/Lingerie/Santa Monica Civic or Madam Wong's. While I identified with some of the punk ethos I never felt the need to ink or pierce my skin. Nor did I careen into nihilism like so many did.

570 Geepers  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 7:56:54pm

NTropy, your link works not for me.

mommydoc, I got to agree with you about today’s kids. They’re pretty lame about fashion and style. Nothing new, nothing counter-culture. “retro”? Ha. When you think 60’s you definitely get an image, 70’s: Image, 80’s: Yuppies-Punks, 90’s: _____? I don’t get anything clear, and its already 03. Fat, dumb and lazy suburbanite woosies is what comes to mind. Who let their musical tastes get dictated to them in some money-loosing boardroom. Is Brittany Spears what the kids want to hear, or is she the fantasy of some middle-aged corporate loser?

And I thought that Charles was just fooling with his tag “Luring Disco Dollies to a life of Vice.”

571 NTropy  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 8:28:55pm

Geepers

Dunno bout the link - works for me (using Chimera, IE and Safari on OS X) and it worked for mommydoc.

I thought the 90's, at least the first part was about grunge. You know, Nirvana and flanel and Seattle and Starbucks.

And of course "Luring Disco Dollies to a Life of Vice" refers to one of my all time faves from high school - Sex Dwarf

572 Geepers  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 9:57:32pm

Ntropy,

Sorry, Skinny, dumb and lazy suburbanite woosies. Nirvana was O.K. Talent can make up for lack of skill, but only for so long. I have pretty varied tastes in music. (Except for country, thanks mommydoc for making me listen to that twangy “Girls Gotta Do” crap. Is that what you listen to in your truck?) I wonder what Charles would think if he knew I had a couple of Clark/Duke Project albums on my shelf? Punk that I am.

I’m hoping that the Internet and computerization/digitalization will develop some new talent to produce some new music (and not what some tertiary study reveals: “We think you need to have a ‘grungier’ image so we want you to start using Vidal Sasoon Grung Style Gel.” (who cares about the music?)

Some of the “rave/rage” party music is cool. They’re not confined to airplay restraints and seem as a whole to be musically talented. Some of their songs go on for 10 minutes. If the music industry doesn’t get onboard with file-sharing, they will go the way of the railroad barons. Its great listening to the radio and thinking: WTF is she talking about? It’s not going to rain. Only to laugh and remember: well she is in London.

And I don’t know what the deal is, I can’t load anything ‘geocities’.

573 zulubaby  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 10:23:36pm

Geepers,

I'm sick for music, but I have to say that I can't stand Country music. I'm very into House music (or as you call it, party music ;-) and the DJ culture (don't really know how to describe it). I'd really be interested to know what music you're into.

574 NTropy  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 10:25:19pm

Truthfully. . . . . You're not missing too much with that link. Cheesy animated disco gifs and the like. Yet another derivative of hamsterdance (and even THAT has gone commercial now. :-)

I sorta know what you mean by the "rave/rage" stuff. Moby has made a living selling his stuff to ad companies. He finally had a minor hit just last year.

575 Paul of Arabia  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 11:23:44pm

Well, we should get our music sorted out if we want THIS to happen.

576 zulubaby  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 11:39:46pm

NTropy,

Moby was more than just a minor hit. Play was hugely successful, especially by House music standards. House music is way underground but only in the US it seems. Loved that album for a while, but then it became nauseating, hearing one of his songs in every other commercial. I'm over him.

It's not called "rave/rage" music, it's called House music :-)

Crazy Penis: The Wicked Is Music

Danny Tenaglia: Back To Mine

N.E.R.D.: In Search Of...

Zero 7; Simple Things (Which I'm listening to right now).

St. Germain: Tourist

Groove Armada: Lovebox (This album is very different from their usual stuff, but brilliant).

Okay, I'm going nuts now :-)

577 NTropy  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 11:52:09pm

zulubaby

I was using the vernacular. Sheeeesh, if you want to get that specific is it deep house? ambient house? jungle? trance? Which mix are you going to play? Heheh I know I know. I spent enough time in clubs and DJ'ing at weddings and parties. I simply ceased to care about which was which. Techno was enough to float my boat.

578 NTropy  Fri, Jan 10, 2003 11:56:26pm

Dang it - where'd my stinkin' :-) go? I had one up there so it wouldn't look like I was too serious. So who stole my :-)? Musta been amin!!

579 Geepers  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 12:13:47am

Zulubaby,

House, rage, club, tekno-new wave funkadelic. No it was more of a reggae latin sorta jazzy doo-wop zydeco.
How to classify? Club music / House music has to stand the test of a critical crowd. It lives or dies on its own merits only, so if you like that kind of sound you only have to find the right club. The DJ live scratch problem I have is that for years I lived with a professional who worked at (among other places) East Dallas Forty – The City Outside the City (a bastard nephew of mommydoc’s North Forty.) Mike was the most amazing DJ I’ve ever seen or heard. He could carry on a conversation while cueing a record, push or pull the platter and tweek the slide bar with a headphone pressed to one ear and match beats perfectly. 60 songs a night. Clear the dance floor only to have it flooded by a whole different group of people. Bartenders loved him. And since he started spinning 45’s for money when he was 13 at USA East’s all-night roller rink parties, nobody, but nobody knew more about Motown. So now, no matter where I go I usually end up thinking “This guy sucks.”

Download.

NTropy,

Its not about what’s in the link, its why don’t it work?

The original Hamster Dance was so good. Your right, commercialization not only ruined it but it showed that they had no talent. The original had a certain rough perfection to it. They didn’t use their exposure as a springboard to launch a bunch of their other projects; they made 101 lame copies of the original. I know your not going to believe this but I checked out their message board and there are threads with thousands of comments. !?!

580 zulubaby  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 12:14:26am

NTropy,

Oh good! :-)

I am very into House. I buy vinyls and do my own mixes which are quite coveted by those in the know, I might add ;-)

My friend was at a fashion show in Cape Town last year, and realized that they were using one of our discs for the show! I laughed about that for days. G-d knows who the organizers were or how they got a copy of it, but so it goes. I want those discs copyrighted! LOL!

You're a DJ? No wonder I like you so much ;-)

581 NTropy  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 12:25:07am

More a neophyte than a real master of the steel wheels but there ya have it.

Should any of my ilk (Bible thumpers) be interested, Ramsey Clark is tossing in his early idiotarian bid. Actually any intersted in simple idiotarianism should check it out. (courtesy of damian penny)

"The Christian Church overwhelmingly -- there are exceptions -- who choose to call Mohammed a terrorist. They could call Jesus a terrorist too," said Clark. "I mean, he was pretty tough on money lenders a time or two."

Yeah right Ramsey - call Baron von Frankenstein. I think Igor made off with your brain.

582 Geepers  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 12:48:26am

Paul of Arabia,

Whenever I hear demographics mentioned I start to smile broadly and nod a lot.
I wonder if anyone over at the state department has ever been to an Iron Maiden concert?


Zulubaby,

It's not called "rave/rage" music,

Well I think so. All those youngsters, raving and raging away, I think is just disgusting. Just disgraceful how they dance like that. Awful. Just awful.

Your down on Crazy Penis? Who’da thunked it?

See that’s the cool thing about the Internet. Everybody, everywhere. The days of having to have a promo or import are gone.

583 zulubaby  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 12:59:50am

Geepers,

Love Crazy Penis. They're brilliant. You know them?

584 NTropy  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 1:10:53am

Isn't Q in that band? };->

585 NTropy  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 1:15:10am

ARRRRGGHHHH!!!

Ever need to a link to something you've read a day or three ago to make a point and you forget where you did your reading? I read something yesterday or the day before about what vultures France, Iran, Syria, Saudi Arabia and Egypt are regarding Iraq post-war. It was an opinion piece and I can't FIND the blasted thing.

586 Geepers  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 1:24:13am

zulubaby,

Not personally, if that’s what you mean.

Perfect example of the how-to-classify delema. Some of their music is like modern day electric lead-singer lounge, some house. Just where do I put them on the shelf?

Maybe I should commission you to do my next Halloween Party? My sister is an ex Radio DJ, but she doesn’t know much about computers.

587 zulubaby  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 2:13:42am

NTropy,

No, Q is not part of Crazy Penis! LOL!

Geepers,

I meant, you know their music? My taste in music is all the place. House music is kind of difficult to catagorize. I try to keep my music in some kind of order, but inevitably land up with CD's piled up everywhere. Drives me mad when I'm looking for something. Just file it all under 'Electronica' ;-)

588 Geepers  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 6:40:22am

zulubaby,

Electronica? I have an easier method. I put everthing under music.

I only know Crazy Penis by their crazy name (which really doesn’t match their sound at all.) That’s one of the problems with House music; you rarely get to hear the name and artist. I’m pretty certain I’ve never been in a Club and heard the DJ say “O.K. That was Crazy Penis with their new release “You Started Something” From The Wicked is Music, But before we get into some N.E.R.D.lets hear this from Starbucks.

The British Blockbuster site used to have a pretty good listing of new music, but it’s been so long I would have to go search it out again.

589 zulubaby  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 1:30:55pm

Geepers,

Yeah, DJ's in clubs don't announce which songs they're playing. I am friendly with a lot of DJ's, but even if I don't know the DJ and I like a song, I'll go and ask him what it is. I always ask to see the cover so I see what label it is and who's mix it is 'cos a few DJ's will remix the same song. Also, a lot of the music is White Label which essentially means that it's been remixed by someone in a bootlegged kinda way. There'll only be a small amount pressed and once they're out, that's it. No more. It does happen that the original artist or label will get to hear it and will put it out under their own label. I have bought White Label vinyls, and literally months later seen it on a compilation disc.

I also listen to Jason Bentley on KCRW, and he always announces what he's playing. You can check the playlists. Click on a date on the left (it's very dark so look carefully) and it will give you the playlists for that day. Look for Program: Metropolis/Host: Jason Bentley (although all the playlists are worth looking at). It's broken down by the half-hour so if I hear a song that I like, I'll write down the time I heard it and check the playlists a couple days later when they put them up.

This is a good site. You can search artists by name or genre, or try Dance Grooves. I just found Chilled Beats while looking for Doctor Rockit: Cafe De Flore (one of my favorite songs). Looks like a good site. Check out the charts at Wax Records too (which is where I shop ;-)

P.S. That'll teach you for talking to me about music! ;-)

590 Geepers  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 2:55:44pm

zulubaby,

Sure, ye of the big hair can do that, but if I ask to see the album and cover art what do you think the DJ is going to do after he stops laughing?

Artist Direct is good. I like their “Family Tree” function showing who joined and left when.

If you haven’t heard of them British - Ministry of Sound is cool. 24hr-live Dance DJ’s and lots of other club info stuff.
See their Top 100 Dance tracks for 2002.

New Lyrics

If your into jazz at all.

And you will probably get off on this. It lets you enter in bands and then projects other bands in an array that are similar. Pretty nifty really.

591 zulubaby  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 3:32:02pm

Geepers,

Cool links. Thanks. I know Ministry of Sound well, but a lot of it is too hardcore for me. I don't do hard drugs so raves are not my scene ;-) The DJ's won't laugh at you! LOL! They're into their music and love talking about it. I'm into everything except Country. My brother is obsessed with Jazz so if he tells me to buy something, I will. The gnoosic link is freaky! I need to spend some time there.

592 Geepers  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 4:11:38pm

zulubaby,

First off lets get one thing straight: I do not do hard drugs, unless you consider heroin, Crystal Meth, crack and LSD hard drugs, then I do. Just kidding really. You don’t have to be a junky to enjoy rave music. I always thought MoS was kind of tame, so I must be more hardcore than I thought.

593 zulubaby  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 4:39:05pm

Geepers,

LOL! I've been to a couple of raves here, in LA, and there are always the little X-Bunnies (as I like to call them), jumping around and bumping into everyone with their backpacks! LOL! Drives me mad. That's what I was referring to :-)

Not all of Ministry of Sound is hardcore, but a lot of it is. I'm more into Deep House and Progressive House than the real techno stuff. Deep House is jazzier, and sexier. My friend, who is as into music as I am, is only starting to get into the more progressive stuff. He says Progressive House is too techie, but I'm getting him into it. He got Swayzak for me today. I was shocked! And I truly love Metro Area. You should check them out. They've very recently released a CD, before that it was vinyl only.

I do like some of the harder stuff though. Paul Oakenfold is the latest "It" boy. I don't love his music, but a friend of mine represents him and Underworld, so I get the discs. I do like Underworld. Some of it's okay, but it's not what I'm most drawn to. There's also a big difference between what I like to hear at clubs, and what I listen to at home. Goes without saying ;-)

594 Geepers  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 5:20:20pm

zulubaby,

Oh, hardcore like XXX, now I get it. X-Bunnies, Too funny. Days gone by, when I was working in Aspen, Johnson’s Baby Acid (Ecstasy) wasn’t illegal yet and you could buy it at bars.


Techno is so last century.

I really got off on some of the early techno bands - Yellow and Kraftwerk, they were breaking ground, when a 10 Meg hard drive cost $3,000.

I just noticed this thread is getting up to 600. Unbelievable.

595 PDM  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 5:26:09pm

#565 mommydoc,

I'm glad you liked the kosher lyrics. You know, we're automobile beshert. I still own my '66 Chevy 3/4 ton pick up. But, like you, I currently drive an Acura.
I'm sure you would have loved my record shop where you could walk in to find the owner wearing a kipa. It is a bit of a contrast... an observant Rock n' Roll Jew... shuckling to Emerson, Lake, & Palmer, or King Crimson.

As I recall, I only did that one Hamas Bridge to Heaven thing, so I don’t know about my images being "sometimes scatalogic." Of course, it isn’t difficult to associate terrorists with animal dung, and I have no personal/religious conflict showing disrespect, making fun of, and insulting, that which I truly find evil… I actually consider it holy, and making people laugh even more so. Some of my images go beyond the boundaries of menschlikite (like this one, which probably goes beyond the boundaries of good taste general), but that's just the price I pay when dealing with terrorists.
I don’t think I’m “Frum" in the strictest sense. I just keep the level of halacha that I’m at and try to improve as I can (and believe me, there is still room for that).

You know you’re pretty amazing. I’ve learned a lot from your posts, and I’ve seen you (and countless others here on LGF) do some amazing fisking. I can just imagine you out on the the dance floor with that anti-idiotarian disco hit playing…
If I can’t Fisk you…I won’t Fisk nobody baby…If I can’t Fisk you…oh, oh, oh.

#570 Geepers,

And I thought that Charles was just fooling with his tag “Luring Disco Dollies to a life of Vice.”

You are too much!!! Are you a Pink Floyd fan by any chance?

#571 NTropy,

one of my all time faves from high school - Sex Dwarf

One of my nicknames from high school... past be gone! Thankfully.
...
Well, it looks like the thread went dance, trance, techno, and so on...Mrs. PDM's dept. I'm just an alte cocker rocker.
-
21st Century Schizoid Yid.

596 Geepers  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 5:58:14pm

PDM,

That’s irreverent.

Actually, I am into King Crimson in a big way. Have seen Adrian Belew several times up close and personal when he was with the bears and later solo – truly amazing what he can do with a guitar.


... I actually consider it holy, and making people laugh even more so.

You’re doing a great job, not that you need me to tell you that or anything.


And I’m confused about your division of responsibilities. Shouldn’t Mrs. PDM be in charge of the cocker rocker dept?

597 zulubaby  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 6:58:26pm

PDM, you rock! Mrs. PDM's into techno? Cool.

Geepers!

And I’m confused about your division of responsibilities. Shouldn’t Mrs. PDM be in charge of the cocker rocker dept?

LOL! You should check out Blaze: Spiritually Speaking. I love the lyrics from the song Do You Remember House ;-)

I remember house before it was called house
I remember house when house respected house
I remember house when house grooved off the roofs of house
I remember house when house was soul music and R & B before house was disco
I remember house before the super clubs
I remember house when people knew the lyrics of house
I remember house before record labels sold to house
I remember house when house was about love
I remember house when house was more than just a name to pakage this sound, this groove, this emotion
I remember house when it was just one house
I remember house when house had artists, songwriters, and personalities
I remember house when you didn't have to be a DJ just to be into house
I remember house when house was broken
I remember house when house was done in the house
I remember house when house was a spiritual thing
I remember house before it was techno
I remember house before it had an afro
I remember house before it was deep
I remember house before it was hard
I remember house when it had tempos
I remember house before MPC 60's
I remember house before house had loops
I remember house before the whole world knew
I remember house...

Charles, How many post to go before we trash this thread too? ;-)

598 PDM  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 7:23:07pm

#596 Geepers,

Irreverent... and good enough to make it onto NC's blog (thank's NC, it's always an honor).

Have seen Adrian Belew several times up close and personal

Ah... what a lucky man you are.
I've never had the pleasure of seeing any of the Crimson crew live, but I do always have my copy "Mr. Music Head" nearby.
I've seen The Who a number of times (incl '82 when The Clash opened for them.... bummer about that story on Pete today, huh), and met the Moody Blues in my more, ugh, "pungent" past.

And I’m confused about your division of responsibilities. Shouldn’t Mrs. PDM be in charge of the cocker rocker dept?

Perhaps I should have used another spelling like, alte kaker...Yiddish, meaning something along the lines of "old coot."
I'll just say... I sing to her every Shabbos. :)
And that's all I have to say about that. /F Gump

#597 zulubaby,

Mrs. PDM's into techno? Cool.

Where my music knowledge fails, my Aishes Chayil is there for me.

599 Geepers  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 7:57:25pm

PDM,

Do you have a gallery of your works?

Honest, I was just doing research.

Zulubaby,

I was a punk, before you were a punk. Isn’t that the enigma with Underground? As soon as it gains notoriety and popularity its not underground anymore.

Is the Terry your picking on over there the same Terry/Arthur the Internet Parrot we were fucking with before?

And Hey, have you noticed? Not even a whiff of a troll. Have we found the ultimate troll repellant?

600 zulubaby  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 8:31:43pm

Geepers,

I was never a punk, just a 12-year old brat of a club kid ;-)

Honestly, I wish House would become more mainstream. It only seems to be underground in the US. Jason Bentley is credited for bringing electronica to LA, and he really knows his music. Most places you go to in LA play hip-hop which doesn't thrill me. I don't hate it, but it doesn't do much for me. You could put me in a padded cell with music and I'd be happy. It's not about the place for me, it's about the music. If the music's good, I'm happy, if it isn't, I'm bored.

I think it's the same Terry. LOL! You think? Probably, right? It makes sense that there aren't any trolls in here, after all they are a grim and humorless bunch, so this thead would not be their speed :-)

601 Geepers  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 9:08:56pm

zulubaby,

Remember the good old days when MTV and VH1 actually played videos? It amazes me that they don’t have more new music exposure. Same old crap over and over again. Around here as soon as the little station grow a bit they wind up changing their format so they can compete with the other big guys. It’s all market reached/advertising dollars. House isn’t that way at all. It’s got to fit the bill for a certain crowd only. I don’t know, the atmosphere is half the fun. One or the other is ok, but the two together can be more. Of course out there you’re probably spoilt for choice.

You, a brat? No way. I bet you were always a polite, respectful young lady.

And oh, yeah, lets talk about this:

The DJ's won't laugh at you! LOL! They're into their music and love talking about it.

Now I know you have this great outlook on the world and up with people and all like that, and I know that DJ’s love music and like to talk about it, but when given the choice, now call me naive if you will, but when given the choice between talking to me about music and talking to you about anything what are my chances. Honestly, no ones that blonde.

And I’m surprised you didn’t do something special for your 600th. You know, candles, wine.

602 zulubaby  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 9:13:17pm

Geepers,

I'll respond properly later. My friend called to say he's DJ'ing, so I'm out the door.

See you later :-)

603 NTropy  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 10:23:03pm

I'm so out of what's current in music I don't think I'll ever make it back. It just holds no interest for me whatsoever.

I was introduced to punk as a freshman in high school. Round 2 mostly. I missed out on the Sex Pistols, early Ramones and the like. I got into it with X, Black Flag, Fear etc. Techno / Electronica came way later.

J. Bentley? Is he one of the guys who does Club Rubber or one of those other once a month club parties? I know I've heard the name. Now I think I can place it. I seem to remember that music was sort of taking off at underground clubs in L.A. like Powertools.

604 PDM  Sat, Jan 11, 2003 10:24:36pm

#599 Geepers,
I'm working on a page, but I don't think it will be available for quite some time.
In the meantime I can email you some candid terrorist photos. -- Snap, snap, grin, grin, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more! They could be, they could be taken on holiday, you know! Swimming costumes, candid...you know, "candid" photography?

BTW Any Southern Culture On The Skids fans here?
I forgot that they had a song called "Camel Walk" on their Dirt Track Date CD.
--“Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker in your special outfit for me, please? Baby, you make me want to walk... like a camel. The way you eat that oatmeal pie just makes me want to die!”--

I'm sure it would be a big hit in Saudi Arabia if they didn't chop off someone's ears for owning the CD. Perhaps a little cultural editing might help it along there.

Baby, would you eat that there snack cracker in your special burka for me, please? Baby, you make me want to walk... like a camel. The way you eat that hummus pie just makes me want to die!”

605 Geepers  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 4:54:55am

Ntropy, I’m supprised your interests haven’t morphed into something new, Classical or Musicals or something.

PDM,

Southern Culture on the Skids?

Cultural Music. Your too funny.

Baby, you make me want to walk... like a camel.

Ouch.

606 NTropy  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 12:01:55pm

#605 Geepers

Bible-thumper here remember? Outside of Creed, contemporary Christian or praise and worship music is about all I know. I was at a listening party for a new CD from my church just last night.

Until just the end of last year, all Vineyard / Mercy publishing in the States was done in the studio across the parking lot from my church. It was founded by the first pastor, John Wimber. John had done quite a bit of work for the Righteous Brothers before becoming a Christian so his hear was very much in music.

I've done classical. My mom raised me on it. She was a private piano teacher for 30+ years. Same goes for a lot of Broadway stuff though not as much. Really the only stuff I'm not up on at all that I could take an interest in is the very stuff Charles is into. Wellllll that and some of the real prog rock. Never did acquire a taste for that.

607 zulubaby  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 6:33:44pm

Geepers,

I didn't grow up here, so I don't know too much about what MTV and VH1 used to be like. What I do know is that neither of them seem to play music videos very much, just silly shows and screeching audiences (which hurts my ears). When they do play music videos, it's the Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera's of the world, and quite frankly I don't know who can stand it. Makes me want to throw up. It's a shame really, but as you say, it's catering to the masses that is more important than the actual music.

The people involved in House are all about the music and the music only. There aren't any music videos or billboards, etc. You have to know where to find it. When I go to Wax, the guys there (who own the store, the label and are all DJ's themselves) get so excited about the music. "You have to hear this!", and this and this and this... :-) I love it. I can spend the entire afternoon there if I'm not careful. There used to be a brilliant radio station in LA, Groove Radio, but it suddenly disappeared one day. Huge pity.

Now about talking to the DJ's, I hardly think they care who you are or what you look like! It's all about the music, baby!

And I’m surprised you didn’t do something special for your 600th. You know, candles, wine.

LOL! I decided to go dancing instead.

P.S. I was a bit of a brat actually ;-) The most ridiculous part is that I was even allowed into the clubs at that age! Viva Africa! ;-)

NTropy (#603)

Jason Bentley does Bossa Nova every week. I've heard of Club Rubber but I was under the impression that it was in Orange County? I don't know much about it at all. Jason Bentley's pretty well known, so chances are that you have heard of him.

PDM,

You are hilarious! :-)

608 NTropy  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 6:58:43pm

Club Rubber is (or maybe was at this point) in OC. Local for me if I still did the club thing but I outgrew that years ago. I grew into the neighborhood pubs and taverns where I could play pool and darts. Oy such a life! NOT!!

I rarely make it out to play pool or darts anymore. Too busy posting on LGF no doubt LOL.

609 Geepers  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 8:57:54pm

NTropy,

There’s no getting around the fact that music is very closely related to the church. And very much an influence on popular music. I don’t think it is as prevalent today, but it occurs to me that a lot of popular musician were schooled in the church choir. Gospel, especially southern gospel, has certainly produced some talented voices.
We’re you subjected to your mother’s aspirations? Or do you even play any instruments? Personally I have no playing ability what-so-ever. I can’t read music and don’t even have a very good handle on scales or harmony or composition or… well you get the picture. What do you do in your churches music program?
Jazz is like House in that it can be relatively obscure , but it also lives and dies on its own merit so for the most part it tends to be high quality, but like you mentioned, if you you don’t have a taste for it, it doesn’t matter how well done it is. A fine Cuban cigar to someone who doesn’t smoke is just as nasty as any other cigar, but to an aficionado there’s none better. Even though there are some pieces of classical music that I truly enjoy (I have a rather large selection of classical albums,) I rarely find myself just listen for the pleasure of it. Maybe when I get older. ;-) Although I rather see myself not growing old gracefully.


Zulubaby,

MTV and VH1 when they first started were just like radio stations. A VJ would comment and announce songs. The first studio was a single large room that they tried to make look bigger by filming different VJs against different walls, It was very low key. But as usual success brought in the tertiary studies people who thoroughly screwed the whole thing up. As you say, its now mostly just annoying.

You’re right about people who are into it being very passionate about their love of music. There a people out there who will travel to see every Grateful Dead concert. Where would those people be today if after their first couple of albums the industry execs would have said “Well you haven’t produced any top 10 songs so we’re cutting you loose”? The Grateful Dead had 22 albums before they had a top 10 song, and make certainly know how to make money.

Have you ever read “West With the Night” by Beryl Markham?


NTropy,

Too busy posting on LGF no doubt

Don’t remind me.

610 PDM  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 10:00:20pm

#605 Geepers,

Southern Culture on the Skids?

Yes. Southern Culture on the Skids. If you ever get a chance to see that band, do it. I have found myself catching pieces of fried chicken, on top of peoples shoulders, and pulled on stage to dance with some, ugh, very nice, ugh, dancers. :)
(I'm sure most of the pictures are well hidden).

I remember MTV and VH1 when they were introduced. Didn't they have about 10 videos or so, and no commercials? I have no idea what they look like now.

#608 NTropy,

I rarely make it out to play pool or darts anymore.

Let me know if you need a dartboard.

611 zulubaby  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 10:28:35pm

Geepers,

I agree with you about Gospel choirs turning out some of the most incredible voices. I've mentioned my friend who is as into music as I am. He has XM radio in his car and one of his favorite stations is the gospel one! It makes me laugh only because he's a Jew! I understand why he loves it though. God's Property...Kirk Franklin's Nu Nation is fabulous. I can't listen to it all the time and I have to be in the mood, but I love opera too.

Speaking of following bands around, I'd like to be able to follow Dave Matthews Band around ;-) I'm insane for them. Their fans follow them around pretty much the same way the Grateful Dead fans followed them around. A friend bought Howie Day for me. He thought I'd like because he knows how I live and die for Dave Matthews. Have you heard it? I still need to listen to it properly. Do you like that kind of music?

NTropy

Too busy posting on LGF no doubt LOL.

Aren't we all! LOL! LGF is the only place I've ever posted on-line. It's amazing really how you can get to know people without having met them, and become really fond of those people. Club Rubber's still around as far as I understand ;-)

Geepers, why don't you see yourself growing old gracefully? I'm curious. I've not read West With the Night. Why did you mention it?

612 zulubaby  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 10:42:29pm

PDM,

In light of Ntropy's revelation that he doesn't get to play darts as much as he used to, the decent thing to do at this point would be to give him one of your magnificent dartboards. If you're feeling especially generous, throw in some darts too. He's a good man, and deserves only the best ;-)

613 Geepers  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 10:48:57pm

PDM,

You just don’t seem like the NASCAR, Hillbilly Jamboree, catfish and corn po kinda guy. I guess it just goes to show, you never can tell.

On MTV, yeah, and usually the videos they played didn’t match up with what the VJ just announced. For a few years it was pretty cool, and bands went to a lot of trouble to out-video each other. I thought it would be a standard formula, especially after VH1 came along, but sadly the industry was led out of videos and into the more “profitable” idea of programming. Then they started playing reruns of old Saturday Night Lives and other non-music programming, so now they resemble pretty much any other crap cable station, with some music videos thrown in, although I must admit I haven’t actually watched in years.

So what’s your take on the taxation of storage devices like RW-CD’s and hard drives, to support the recording industry, since music might be recorded onto them? Are they going to want to start taxing the air because music in transmitted through it? Cheez.

614 mommydoc  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 11:27:39pm

Sorry I didn't get back to this thread until now, although I have no idea what half of the conversation is about. NTropy--you're in Orange County? OMG, we so have to have another LA/OC get together. Time to start planning, zulubaby, although my schedule is getting tighter with my new 3-weeks-a-month venture in Stockton starting very soon. But we'll figure it out.

PDM: You are too funny! And we are automotively beshert! Now I have to check out Southern Culture on the Skids! Their picture reminds me a little of BR5-49 who were kind of one-hit wonders.

BTW, Geepers, catfish isn't kosher (but it is delicious!)

Sorry I missed your 600th, zulubaby, but I was thinking of you. Really ;-)

615 mommydoc  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 11:31:56pm

It's official, folks, a new record: 614th!!!!!

Did I break it?

616 zulubaby  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 11:34:19pm

mommydoc,

Sorry I missed your 600th, zulubaby, but I was thinking of you. Really ;-)

LOL! That's all very well, but where are the gifts!? ;-)

I thought you knew that NTropy was in OC? I think SecHumanist may be in LA too. We really need to get something together soon. I would love to see you again, and meet everyone that we haven't met yet. When does your job start? Where in hell is Stockton anyway?

617 Geepers  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 11:37:06pm

zulubaby,

West with the Night is Beryl Markham’s autobiography. She was a pioneering female pilot whose chief claim to fame was her record setting first solo flight across the Atlantic from east to west – thus the title.
She was born in England in 1902 and moved to East Africa in 1906 and spent her childhood playing with native Murani children and watching her father transfer a stretch of wilderness into a working farm.
Her recounting of her youth in Africa is how I picture you, out at dawn with the natives hunting wild boar with spears and the like.
Also she was the basis for a character in the BBC “Mystery” Series Into the Sun.

“Did you read Beryl Markham’s book West With the Night? I knew her fairly well in Africa and never would have suspected she could and would put pen to paper except to write in her flyer’s log book. As it is, she has written so well, and marvelously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer. I felt I was simply a carpenter with words, picking up whatever was furnished on the job and nailing them together and sometimes making an okay pig pen. But she can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers. The only parts of it that I know about personally, on account of having been there at the time and heard the other people’s stories, are absolutely true. I wish you would get it and read it because it is really a bloody wonderful book.”

Ernest Hemingway

Dave Mathews is very musically talented, one of the reasons I think he is kind of un-classifiable. They have definitely gotten out in front of the industry as far as the Internet goes, and offer whole songs for download. Cultivate fans and then you can sell 100,000 concert tickets.

618 zulubaby  Sun, Jan 12, 2003 11:37:23pm

The kosher thread was longer than this one, but not by much I don't think. I'm just waiting for that "fatal error blah" message. Charles is going to kill us!

619 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:05:39am

Geepers,

That's beautiful! I will definitely get the book.

Her recounting of her youth in Africa is how I picture you, out at dawn with the natives hunting wild boar with spears and the like.

Not quite! ;-) I'd never be able to get up that early. Besides, I was very brave until an insect came near me, then I'd run inside the house screaming for my dad!

I Dreamed of Africa by Kuki Gallman is magnificent. Hollywood, of course, had to go and make a movie of it. I refuse to see it for a couple of reasons. Firstly, I love that book so much that I'm afraid Kim Basinger will ruin it for me, and secondly, I just know that I will cry my eyes out.

Dave Matthews still allows their live shows to be recorded and bootlegged because that's how his fans spread word about them when they were just starting out. He's cool. I'm of course very proud of the fact that he's South African :-) Strangely, he's not as hugely popular in South Africa as he is in other parts of the world. I find his music interesting 'cos it's unpredictable if that makes sense. Go to just one live concert and you will be hooked forevermore. My nieces and nephews refer to Dave Matthews as "zulubaby's music" (except with my real name :-) One of my nephews is very musically talented and as obsessed with music as I am, so I buy music for him. He now loves Dave Matthews, not that I left him much choice in the matter really :-)

620 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:09:56am

I'm so uncool. I thought I remembered 613. Oh well, 619th, anyway. And I think Q has a few--er--presents he'd love to give you.

I feel like we're building a card house or playing jenga here. When will it fall?

621 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:22:29am

Oh, BTW zulubaby, it starts 1/25 for a week, then off until 2/19 (going skiing in Utah) then roughly on 3 weeks, off 10 days.

Where the hell is Stockton? You're better off not knowing, actually. I could tell you, but then you'd have to kill yourself, so don't say I didn't warn you when I link you to this.

622 NTropy  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:24:57am

#609 Geepers

We’re you subjected to your mother’s aspirations? Or do you even play any instruments?

Absolutely! I don't listen to it nearly as much as my mom did but I love classical music. And though I don't have my mom's looooooong years of taking and teaching piano lessons I took 6 years of piano myself. I played trumpet in elementary school. I was the youngest member of a district jazz band. I was also in choir throughout.

Jr. High had me playing trumpet, bass drum (had my two front teeth knocked in by a member of my own little league team) and French horn (as close to the French as I care to get). I picked up acoustic guitar on my own. I'm no guitar god but I enjoy it. I play for my home church group.

Vineyard Music Group is the publishing group I mentioned earlier. They update their site constantly! They say they'll be updated by 1/13 so you can poke around to see what's up with current church music if interested. The micro sites provide accoustic MP3 downloads of the songs on the CD's sometimes.

Glad you could make it back to the thread mommyd. Yup this rivals the kosher thread. It broke just post at around 625. Sombody reminded me that there were many much more verbose responses on that one though. Remember too - the continuation of it went on for close to another 300 posts.

It's nice of Charles to provide what turn into almost stream of consciousness threads. This is enough of a community that it gives the regulars a chance to blow off steam. They can be very informative (kosher) and funny (mommydoc's prayers and many others here.)

Onward and Upward!! (and a huzzah for the first person who can place where I got that comment.)

623 NTropy  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:29:09am

mommydoc!!

You could have done better with Stockton. Think American Graffiti zulubaby.

624 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:36:29am

NTropy--I only wish Stockton was that entertaining. Oh, well, it's only temporary.

WE DID IT!!!!

625 NTropy  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:39:45am

How in the world is it that I can be the person (or one of the people) who is once again probably going to be responsible for being at the end of thread when it breaks? I SWEAR it's not deliberate. I think mine was the post that broke the PHP's back last time too.

626 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:40:57am

NTropy--Do I get a huzzah?

627 Geepers  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:43:23am

NTropy,

Onward and Upward!! Sir Edmond Hillary after cresting Mt Everest?

628 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:43:42am

mommydoc,

Well, I'm still clueless. All I can determine is that it's far away from whatever I know ;-) I'm still hoping to go to South Africa in February, so let's see what pans out. Anytime after that is, of course, fine with me.

Love you guys but I must go to sleep now. Sweet dreams :-)

P.S. Can I ask that links open in a new window because this thread is becoming a bi-otch to load!

629 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:48:21am

zulubaby--if you zoom out on the map, you'll see where it is. Or the sight of it will make you go blind. View at your risk.

630 Geepers  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:53:39am

mommydoc, your always so damn serious

Ntropy, you sound like quite the talent.

And we better not break this tread, its got way too many good jokes and good links not to be able to reference it.

631 NTropy  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:56:43am

#626 mommydoc

Ack!! That I was so well read. HUZZAH for finding that if not for being from the peice I'm thinking of.

#627 Geepers

LOL - He may indeed have said it but that's not where I'm getting it from.

And since this thread could explode at any moment I'll give it away. CS Lewis' Last Battle where Aslan leads the Narnians ever upward and onward

632 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 1:14:31am

OMG--I can't believe I didn't get that one; those are my all-time favorite books! It sounded familiar, but obviously not enough. I wonder whether CS Lewis was making reference to the poem?

And doesn't it sometimes seem like we're in a real-life version of The Last Battle? The parallels are way too eerie, sometimes, although I wonder who represents the Jews? CS Lewis seems to have forgotten my people in Narnia.

633 Geepers  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 1:32:10am

NTropy, Like differing styles of House, your link in 631 must be classified, I think “deep.”

And since were doing the “huzzah” thing, mommydoc, do you know where the line BR5-49 came from? And why in the world I played that is beyond me, after your damn Mindy McCready link I should have known better.

634 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 2:05:24am

Came from Hee-Haw. Junior did fake commercials and that was the phone number.

Hey, Cherokee Boogie is catchy. They're meant to be silly.

For good C&W, though (hey! cut the oxymoron comments!), you can't beat Garth Brooks (Standing Outside the Fire, She's Every Woman, The Dance) or Lee Ann Womack (I Hope You Dance), or Trisha Yearwood (Walkaway Joe).

Contemporary C&W is comparable to the soft rock of the 70's: Dan Fogelberg, James Taylor, Eagles, Simon and Garfunkel, Jackson Browne. That was my favorite genre then and this is the closest today. Laugh if you will, but it goes with my penchant for quirkiness: New York Jewess, California transplant, and Country/Western fan. I have four pairs of cowboy boots and do a very creditable two-step. Hah!

635 Geepers  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 2:20:23am

Huzzah

Talk about quirky. Hee-Haw, a show that was hastily put together as a one shot fill in, went on for 20 years, and was funny throughout. And didn’t they find Junior Samples murdered over the hundreds of thousands of dollars he had stashed in his mattress?

That’s not dancing.

636 Avi Glazer  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 5:31:41am

#625 -

Don't worry, if the thread crashes again you know who'll get blamed...

BTW, I was posting a message on the last thread when it broke, and mine was post #620. But if you really want the credit, it's all yours!

637 Geepers  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 8:46:33am

Zulubaby,

I didn’t blow off your question, just too many things to do at any one time.

Why don’t I think I’ll grow old gracefully. Well for a start it was only a couple of years ago that I wasn’t regularly ask for I.D. And I don’t mean, letter of the law kinda stuff, I mean being chased down in bars because they thought I was underage, so I don’t “look” the part. I have too much fun being “irresponsible” to want to give that up for the sake of maturity. Thirdly, my father skied over a million vertical feet last year, (an admirable feat for anyone,) he’s 71; so I feel I still have a long time to accomplish many more things. If age is a state of mind, I like being about 21.


Avi,

I’m not sure who “blew up da PHP,” but I think it might have been Q. The last load I made of that thread, included a long post by Q, which was double posted and then a reply by him about the double posting, and then a deliberate further second posting, If I recall correctly, the count was somewhere like 628, at the time that I also tried to comment and it failed. I don’t know for certain, but I don’t think raw size or numbers have the most import, rather the additional links and tags and bookmarks and whatnot, but we’d have ask Charles for a more definitive answer.

638 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 9:24:43am

Geepers: A million vertical feet??? I am literally sick with envy. I now have my ultimate life goal set before me, courtesy of your father. Please thank him for me and tell him he's my new hero.

639 PDM  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 10:32:46am

#612 zulubaby, NTropy,
Here is a dartboard and a dart for a little home practice. They do look great when they are stuck in the board.

#613 Geepers,

You just don’t seem like the NASCAR, Hillbilly Jamboree, catfish and corn po kinda guy.

Hillbilly Jamboree...you bet! Catfish...never!...not kosher...but beer is...and a lot of beer is a lot of kosher if I have a designated driver. However, I don't overdo it. I don't want to bow to a porcelain idol. There is nothing improper about having fun. It's good for the soul. I don't mistake it for happiness, but it has an important place in my life.

RE MTV: I remember Culture Club nearly every half hour. What were the other overplayed videos? Yea, the good ol' days when "the new video" was really a big deal.

I must admit I haven’t actually watched in years.

Neither have I, and I'm sure we're not missing anything.

So what’s your take on the taxation of storage devices like RW-CD’s and hard drives, to support the recording industry, since music might be recorded onto them

Music industry greed...that simple. Do you remember the warnings in the lp inner sleeves about how the recording industry suffers when people duplicate music to cassette? The format doesn't matter. They will always want to get another piece of the pie, and the public will always find a way to beat them out of it somehow. I got a big laugh out of the story about the Beatles tapes that were recently discovered. You can bet they will come out as "new Beatles material", but people in the know, have been listening to those "lost" tracks for years. I avoid selling bootlegs for the most part, but I don't blame collectors for seeking them. When they reach "collectible" status (like old 70's vinyl boots, or used items I pick up from buying a collection) I have no problem with them at all. However, I hate counterfeit stuff. The quality is poor, and I have seen too many collectors get ripped off. I say down with counterfeiters, but I do not consider making a copy for personal use (and not for profit) counterfeiting. So for example, if I want to make a compilation of music for a road trip, I don't think it is any of the music industry's business. Yes, someday they may want to tax the music transmitting air after taxing every recording device and format.

#614 mommydoc,

I like BR5-49 also. I have that CD sitting in my collection, but they are certainly not S.C.O.T.S.
Mrs. PDM and I were rocking out to a little Southern Culture after I got on the subject the other night, and we decided the next local show is a must.
You (and any other interested local LGFers...Geepers?) are welcome to join us. I can guarantee it would be a blast. And you will certainly decide that I am either not frum...or that fum can also be cool. I'm sure Avi can agree that being observant does not mean being a stick in the mud.

#636 Avi Glazer,

I think the last thread blew up at 623. But my guess is that the file size is what determines the break. These monster threads are really tough on my browser. I hope part 2 comes soon.
BTW What do you think the next holy subject to get a monster thread will be?

640 Avi Glazer  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 10:58:22am

Geepers -

I claimed credit for killing LGF; NTropy claimed credit; and now you're giving credit to Q. I think we should conclude that it was a group effort, that we all had a hand in the death of the thread.

It's interesting that another thread has the possibility of breaking LGF so soon after the first one. If I recall correctly, something similar happened with the 4 minute mile. For years, it was said to be impossible. Once Roger Bannister broke it, however, it was broken again a number of times in fairly rapid succession. Basically, once one person or group shows that something is possible, others realize that they can do it as well.

641 Avi Glazer  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 11:24:32am

PDM -

We've already covered kashrus and prayer, the only thing left is the holy Shabbos.

642 Geepers  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 11:25:00am

PDM,

Bullseye!

“Do not make illegal copies of this disk.” HaHaHaHaHa. Idiots. Did they ever think that since CD’s cost like $0.02 that people would feel offended at paying $15 dollars for them? And wouldn’t think twice about blowing off the admonition? I’m not against artists being paid what their worth, but it seems that the record industry is getting the biggest piece of the pie regardless. Did Metallica ever figure that if they were still pumping out good music that they might still be making money, instead of whining about how some kid in Keokuk Iowa is making copies of their music? And did they ever stop for a second to think that, Hey, maybe that kid who likes us will grow up, get a job and then will be buying our music and concert tickets? Short sighted idiots.
I might want to live for today, but that doesn’t stop me from investing in the future.

As for defeating protectionism, that’s always the case. Did you see where the vaunted “no-copy” encryption can be beat by marking over the code on the CD with a magic marker?

Whoever gets my “collection” after I’m gone will be pleasantly surprised I’m sure. Not a lot of volume, but many unique items; pic discs, obscure, autographs, etc.
BTW aren’t promo disks usually marked “Not for Resale.” :-)


mommydoc,

Please thank him for me and tell him he's my new hero.

LOL. Yes, my dad is the kind of person for whom you straighten your tie, before talking to on the phone.

643 Geepers  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 11:48:24am

Avi,

Group effort. Exactly. Unless any one of us made 650 comments by ourselves.

You’re exactly right about the 4-minute mile. It is my hope that this can be the case with the ME’s problem with modernism. The world is forever changing. Hell, I ran a 4:28 mile as a high school senior, and I was the fifth man on the squad and couldn’t make varsity with that effort. (Granted I went to a school that was a powerhouse in Track and Field, but that’s beside the point.)

644 NTropy  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:18:04pm

Avi

Dunno who was to blame for blowin' up da PHP but it's the usual cast of characters here once again. Of course Q, James and John Boanerges are MIA :-/

As for Metallica there is always this Shockwave presentation.

In the same vein, I loved hearing that a solution to one of the CD protection schemes was simply to run a black marker around the edge of a CD. Why the idiots in charge don't get it is beyond me. File sharing could be so good to the record companies and they resolutely refuse ot work with the very people who support them - their customers. Another brand of idiotarianism.

I look at is as an online version of the Personics system they used to have at Werehouse Records.

645 Avi  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:40:33pm

NTropy -

I haven't seen John around LGF much at all since the kosher thread. I wonder if he's posting under a different name now, or has found something else to occupy his time (blasphemous, I know!).

JOHN! ARE YOU OUT THERE?

646 PDM  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:53:13pm

#641 Avi,

We've already covered kashrus and prayer, the only thing left is the holy Shabbos.

I'd love a Shabbos thread. Not that there isn't enough material to overload one already if compiled, since the animals we usually chat about love to attack on Shabbos.
Shabbos is one area where I still have some discipline to develop, but as I mentioned before (in the kosher thread), that one keeps growing is an important part of being a Jew. It's probably a mitzvah in itself somehow.
I'm sure mommydoc would have a lot to say if a megathread was about Taharas Hamishpacha, but I'm not sure I'd want to read a thread like that. I just don't trust that the posts would be very tznius. In fact, I'm sure it would get downright vulgar, so hopefully it will never come to that. A Shabbos thread would be much better :)

#642 Geepers,

it seems that the record industry is getting the biggest piece of the pie regardless.

Some really great artists have been ripped off big time by their own labels. I'm glad that the web has the potential of allowing artists to market their own material. We will not be subject to only the material that the lables want to spoon-feed us and pump into our heads over the radio.

As for defeating protectionism, that’s always the case. Did you see where the vaunted “no-copy” encryption can be beat by marking over the code on the CD with a magic marker?

I think the bottom line is that if you can get it to come out of a speaker...you can duplicate it...period. It's just tough luck for the industry.

Whoever gets my “collection” after I’m gone will be pleasantly surprised I’m sure. Not a lot of volume, but many unique items; pic discs, obscure, autographs, etc.

It sounds (pun partially intended) awesome. I'm a big time fan of colored vinyl, pic discs (ever hear of Vogue pic discs from the 40's?), and promos. The not "for resale thing" on promos is primarily so that people don't steal the record company's thunder when they pre-release to the radio DJs and reviewers. I'm sure they don't care about that rare, sought after promo from years past. They care only for the marketing flavor of the month.
I imagine that guys like us have enough in our personal collections to keep us listening without new material. Music is like that. You can burn out on something, but after giving it a rest, listening to it again is a great experience. I was trying to figure out how many pieces of music I actually have. When I realized that it is close to impossible to count, I started trying to estimate the weight in tons. Admittedly, a lot of it is inventory, and I would probably never want to listen to it anyway. Surely, it is the quality that counts when it comes to a personal music collection.

647 Geepers  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 12:57:12pm

NTropy,

T-Shirts Gooood

At a Police concert at the Cleveland Coliseum, I lost my car keys and the lost-and-found was in the bowels somewhere, and along the way we passed were they were counting out the T-Shirt money. There were like three bed sheets spread on the floor of the hall, with stacks of bills all across them.

I just couldn’t figure Sony et al. When Napster was being forced out they were getting something like 20 million hits a month. If Sony would have jumped on that, and if only half those people only paid $1/month that’s like 120 million dollars a year. Idiots.

Just saw Q, and James. I don’t know what's happened to John Boanerges.

648 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 1:08:59pm

What we need to sell are Mr. Holland's Opus T Shirts.

649 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 1:23:23pm

And they're available already at [Link: www.cafeshops.com...]

650 David A. aka Survivor of the attack on the Pentagon  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 3:18:59pm

Hello to all the LGFers out there. What a great Thread!
I agree with those who say that Mr. Holland's Opius is the most important Clear and Present Danger facing this great country, OBL, Saddamn Kim Jong etec. not withstanding. We must be abolutely mercerless in destroying all copies of that subversuive flick! (Just Joki ng)

If you go to the other LGF prayer thread, near or at the end you find a special message from to all the lady LGFers. Take Care and have a Great Week.

651 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 13, 2003 8:14:08pm

Geepers (#637)

I didn’t blow off your question, just too many things to do at any one time.

Don't worry about such things! I didn't think that you were doing that. I am in awe of your dad, by the way! That's really something.

I sometimes feel like I need to be very r-e-s-p-o-n-s-i-b-l-e, and then I feel like I want to behave like an immature 16-year old. Why, I don't know, but that's just the way I am ;-)

PDM (#646)

I imagine that guys like us have enough in our personal collections to keep us listening without new material. Music is like that. You can burn out on something, but after giving it a rest, listening to it again is a great experience.

Absolutely! Music can put me straight back into the past, both happy times and sad. There is some music that, while I still love it, I can't listen to because it reminds me of a painful time in my life. Then there is music that I've killed by listening to it too much, but after a break I'll fall in love with it all over again. Music, and the smell of certain things, evoke the most powerful memories. Well, for me anyway. The smell of the earth in South Africa, for example, is something that I feel in my soul. Jasmine gives me that excited feeling in my stomach 'cos it reminds me of the beginning of summer when I was growing up in South Africa and life was so good.

Surely, it is the quality that counts when it comes to a personal music collection.

Couldn't agree with you more, and I have nothing to add to that.

Geepers (#647)

I just couldn’t figure Sony et al. When Napster was being forced out they were getting something like 20 million hits a month. If Sony would have jumped on that, and if only half those people only paid $1/month that’s like 120 million dollars a year. Idiots.

I would have been only too happy to pay a monthly fee for Napster. It was the best thing that ever happened to my life (well, one of the best ;-) I bought more music because of Napster, not less. Metallica pissed me off in the biggest way. For a House freak such as myself, Napster was like manna from heaven. I used to be able to find whatever I wanted through Napster. I was heartbroken when it came to an end. There is a lot of House music that you can't get again once it's sold through, and Napster took that away. Also, if I wanted to listen to something before I bought it, or make sure which mix I was after, Napster was the perfect way to go. I still miss Napster. If I heard a song that I liked, I'd write it down and look for it on Napster when I got home. Too bad, huh?

Survivor (#50)

Nice to see you! Take care of yourself too :-)

652 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 14, 2003 3:48:04pm

There's another prayer thread?

653 Geepers  Tue, Jan 14, 2003 4:48:44pm

Steve, Not that I know of. But then David wished squidy a Happy Birthday, when he meant squib, and also told her to go out and play her “Brass”, she plays bass.

This thread

And Please. Mr. Holland’s Opus T-Shirts? That’s cruel and unusual punishment.

654 steve miller  Tue, Jan 14, 2003 7:13:50pm

I'm thinking of getting the MHO T-shirts made with SEQUINS.

And maybe a motto of "The way to not have wars is to play Mr. Holland's Opus REAL LOUD."

655 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 14, 2003 7:32:02pm

steve miller,

LOL! I think that's a grand idea. I'm in for one of those, 'specially if it has sequins on it :-)

656 NTropy  Tue, Jan 14, 2003 9:37:18pm

hmmmm nobody has every griped about somebody posting this (and as touchy as this thread is getting it just may be)

LAST!!

LAST!!

LAST!!

657 PDM  Tue, Jan 14, 2003 10:00:52pm

Darn! I wanted to be last. :(
:)

658 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 14, 2003 10:33:24pm

Yeah? Well tough, 'cos so did I ;-)

659 PDM  Tue, Jan 14, 2003 10:55:34pm

#658 zulubaby,
Well, you weren't...so there!

Oh, Great One, I pray that I might shake the PHP beneath their feet.
-----or
All your PHP are belong to us!!!

660 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 14, 2003 11:28:40pm

No shaking beneath our feet! Please! We live in 'quakecity, remember? ;-)

I prefer

All your PHP are belong to us!!!

LOL!

Where's Geepers?

661 mommydoc  Wed, Jan 15, 2003 12:34:37am

Last?

BTW--Geepers ran for cover when I announced I was in love. Typical male ;-)

662 zulubaby  Wed, Jan 15, 2003 1:09:14am

Nah, mommydoc, Geepers is tougher than that. He's just absorbing it, is all ;-) Can't believe his good fortune! We do make a fuss of him, don't we?

Goodnight lovelies!

663 Geepers  Wed, Jan 15, 2003 3:24:59am

mommydoc, I didn’t run for cover, I just had to lie down for a minute, I didn’t want my head to topple me over unexpectedly. Its like zulubaby said I was just basking in the after-glow. Aaaaah. BTW, my parent have a slope-side condo in Breckenridge, so if you ever want some private lessons…:-)

PDM, LOL. But why would Jackie Gleason do such a thing?

zulubaby, Thank You.


NTropy,

Na, Na ,Na Na, Na.

LAST!


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