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The LGF Prayer

Mon, Jan 6, 2003 at 11:02:16 am PST

Oh lord, grant me the serenity to ignore the trolls, the courage to debate with honest opponents, and the wisdom to know the difference.

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1 GAboy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:04:36am

Amen

2 Michael_in_TN  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:17:21am

Charles,
Have you considered programmically adding some sort of identification to first time posters or known troll's IP addresses? Probably more effort than it's worth but it would be neat to see:

#xx T.P. **troll alert**


or

#xx IdiotsRus **first post**
3 Brian Jacks  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:19:36am

Quick sidetrack to mention an article I just read that I haven't seen referenced elsewhere yet:

[Link: www.ajn.com.au...]

"Students attacked, intimidated at national conference

An Australasian Union of Jewish Students (AUJS) executive member was physically attacked as last week's annual National Union of Students (NUS) conference descended into violence.

Cricket balls were thrown at AUJS national political officer Alex Lew last Tuesday as he took the floor during a debate on anti-terror legislation. Lew emerged unscathed, but later that day a fellow Melbourne University student told him that Zionists were placed at the top of a "hate list" that had been compiled.

As the seven-day conference came to a close on Friday night, Jewish delegates were relieved to walk away from the 350-strong gathering which featured numerous episodes of violence and underhanded attempts to intimidate Jewish students."

More at the link above.

4 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:20:30am

Charles,

LOL! You're too much, honestly you are. Where do you come up with the things that you write? G-d you make me laugh.

5 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:20:51am

Funny, I've been working on the serenity prayer for work-related situations as well. But I like this one best:

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

And also help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

And help me to remember, when I'm having a really bad day and it seems that people are purposely trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my hand and slap the shit out of them.

--courtesy of an OR nurse who turned my meltdown on one particularly bad day in residency into an iced-tea-through the nose snortle-fest, God bless her!

6 Kieron  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:30:54am

OT but this Brit was cheered to see the following letter in the (UK) Daily Mail today. (No link)

The U.S. is the greatest power for good in the world and the free world owes its existence to her. The sooner ungrateful, stupid people realise it, the better.

The writer comes from my home county of Essex too!

7 Barbara Skolaut  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:39:00am

Damn, Mommydoc! Do you know how hard it is to get Diet Coke off a computer screen? ROFL. Love ya.

8 J Lichty  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:41:00am

Where does Ranbutan fit?

9 Barbara Skolaut  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:42:19am

Kieron - God bless the writer, and all the other Brits who remain our friends.

Off topic, but I hope your "leaders" finally see the light and allow law-abiding people to own guns and defend themselves again soon.

10 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:44:13am

Barbara--yup. Happens to me all the time here. Glad I could elicit the same reaction.

JLichty--sadly, morphed into troll. He's one of the "half-smart" to whom Charles referred earlier.

11 Maine's Michael  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:45:53am
Where does Ranbutan fit?

Up Yasser's butt, and with room to spare.

12 Yasser  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:47:41am

Leave me alone, I'm stroking my troll.

13 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:53:56am

Maine's Michael,

I love you.

14 Maine's Michael  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:58:14am

Z:

:]

15 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:07:53am

Michael: Me too, me too!

Barbara: BTW, I keep that gem in my palm pilot so that I can look at it whenever I get too pissed off!

16 GAboy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:11:17am

LGF's fiskie award makes Best of the Web

17 Colt  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:11:22am

OT

Saddam is up to his old tricks. UN experts are spying....

[Link: www.msnbc.com...]

18 Glen Wishard  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:25:26am

Having spent some time on USENET, I know a thing or two about trolls, like Jane Goodall knows monkeys.

I posted this to a newsgroup a couple of years ago, as a contribution to the Science of Troll Recognition and Management:

"He's out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct ..." - APOCALYPSE NOW

I've spent some time on Usenet. To me, these groups ARE the internet. I never thought they should be a Sunday School picnic. Verbal warfare is part of the fun, and educational, too. In my time I've butted heads with unreconstructed Stalinists, unreconstructed Objectivists, Ecofascists, rabid anti-Semites, racist freaks, Scientologists, sheet-flapping Nazis, people who can't let go of the Confederacy, people who can't let go of the Equal Rights Amendment, and a ski instructor from Utah who was a borderline psychotic.

In all that time, G*** R*** is one of the very few people I've encountered who never has ANYTHING interesting to say, on ANY subject, EVER. Instead, he seems to have spent a good part of the last several years flooding Usenet with a combination of witlessness and obscenity. He sometimes makes even spam look good in comparison --- not quite, but almost.

G*** R***'s sole form of discourse is the ad hominem attack. Remarkably, he has failed to MASTER the ad hominem attack even after thousands of attempts. Instead he employs the same Junior-High-School-Locker-Room blusterings over and over, often without any regard for relevancy. We are all more or less interchangeable to him.

Consider this barrage: "Who gives a s--t what these nuts like or don't like. Koresh them all. ----G*** R***."

Now this sentiment was expressed not in one of the alt.politics forums, where people can generally take care of themselves ... No, this murderous imagery was unleashed in the pastoral confines of rec.backcountry (!!!), a place mostly inhabited by harmless, granola-munching bunny people. Needless to say, someone who would "Koresh" such mild folk is the sort of person who would lob mortar
shells into a petting zoo.

19 Maine's Michael  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:26:10am

Now ladies, settle down!

Happily married, with two year old and three month old boys I dote on. My wife would like to see me spend less time at LGF, but between diaper changes and hide and seek, in the evenings and on WE's, LGF is perfect.

Having said that, if an LGF regulars group is interested in coming up to enjoy the lakes and mountains of Maine during the summer (in between debating the pros and cons of transfer, naturally), I would be pleased to host 'em at our place. My mother is active in Beit Halochem Canada and frequently hosts disabled Israeli soldiers on their visits to Montreal. It would be neat to have one or two visit at the same time time. I'll bet it can be arranged. We can accomodate about a half dozen people as guests for a few days.

I'm serious. It would be a pleasure. Think about it. I'll repeat the invite as summer approaches. I've been envious of those able to attend LGF bashes in NY or Socal.

I think lots of people here would welcome the opportunity to interact with wounded/disabled heros from Israel. Regardless of the visit to Maine, think about getting involved or contributing to Beit Halochem Canada or USA. A worthy cause.

20 pentaxian  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:34:30am

Can I get and Amen from the Congregation?

21 Gary  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:37:28am

#3 BrianJack

I hope things change before my sone goes to Uni

22 Dee Bates  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:42:06am

The serenity prayer is always good, no matter what the situation. It recognizes reality, reconizes where an individual has the power to do something, and focuses on keeping the difference in mind.

As for trolls, well...My dear Grandmother, bless her soul, used to tell me not to try to make sense out of nonsense. Waste of time and energy best spent elsewhere, and, besides, it'll give you a headache! As usual, she was right.

Mommydoc, I've had to slap another ThermalCare on my twisted, sore back because of you, but it's worth it.
Thanks for the laugh!

23 Fay  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:47:07am

Maine's Michael:
Thanks for mentioning Beit Halochem, here is the Canadian link for other interested Canucks:
[Link: www.advi.ca...]

24 Unglaubliche Name  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:56:06am

In brief defence...sure there are some of us who come along really trying just to rile you (little success) or bait you into saying stupid stuff (even less success) but I think there's also the point that before you can even hold a conversation about some of the issues on the right-wing agenda that has usurped the tag "commonsense", you have to see that something lies beyond your idea of what is "reasonable". That is, people you dismiss as trolls are taking things from another perspective. Would you shoot someone who spoke Gaelic just cause you didn't understand their language and what they said sounded like an insult?

Anyway in that spirit, last post to a website you'll consider frivolous:

joes.propadeutic.com

A GI JOE toy website. Read the character bio's, especially those of the "evil" characters. Man, the discourse of the GI JOE universe is the same as that of your geopolitical worldview.

As to Kieron dude what do you expect? A letter in the Mail (which sits on the right wing of mainstream papers whatever your perspective, even if you think the Guardian is further left than Mao the Mail is on your right).

Three cheers for the eccentric, confused, undecided, difficult Brits who probably would take those Palestinian students on, without thinking about it too hard, but trying to make the best of it. Just like they put up with demonstrations from all causes, sane and mad, at Trafalgar Square.

Keep being undecided and bewildered and indecisive and vaguely good-natured! Your uniquely hard-to-praise Britishness is a credit to you all.

Jealously, with a nod to anyone who thinks me a troll,

UNGLAUBLICHE NAME.

25 hun ordained rabbi  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:10:37am

michael of the maine-
We had a family do up in your wood two years ago and it was fantastic-the most enduring souvenirs remain McCloskey's "Blueberries for Sal" and "One Morning in Maine", which my kids still enjoy.The Moose were elusive, though my mother is convinced she saw one during the (overpriced) boat safari .I'm off to miluim (reserve duty) in two weeks for a month in or (preferably) around Gaza, serving as a medic in an armored battalion. I'll add a bike trip over Acadia bridges to my list of things I'd rather be doing.

26 Maine's Michael  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:15:39am

Hun Ordained Rabbi:

If you see any of my cousins or uncles on duty, say hello!

As for the moose, we have TONS of them up here, on our property. Deer, huge rabbits, foxes, and the odd black bear too. Bald eagles . . .

27 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:16:07am

Charles,

Maybe it is time to make registration a requirement to post comments?

28 Colt  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:27:28am

#27

GI JOE

Then we'd have no challenges. About the only thing most of us disagree on is how many of the Muslims are the enemy.

29 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:27:46am

My personal favorite version of the prayer:

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and a really big bag of money.

30 Barbara Skolaut  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:29:01am

#22 - Your grandmother was right. It's no use trying to reason or argue with the trolls: "Never try to teach a pig (troll) to sing (think); it wastes your time, and it annoys the pig (troll)."

31 John K  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:37:21am

Just what exactly is the critera for one to be a troll?
Is it a troll if it dis-agrees with the common sentiments of a thread? Iam really curious because I was once called a troll for saying: "Death to Islam". I did not disagree with anything in the thread either but I was a
"Troll" to some. Iam new (relativly) to LGF. 7months or so. I regret that I often do NOT try and enter a comment thread because of the stigma of being called a troll. I often agree with the thoughts and sentiments of regular posters; but occasionally I have a different perspective. Does that make me a troll? Honestly; Is there a set of quidelines that makes one a troll? Iam hoping that just asking this question is not grounds for being a troll.

32 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:41:17am

John K,

A troll is a lurker, one uninterested in a serious response, an instigator, a provocatour.

They are usually anon's and simply want to disrupt for the sake of disruption and to elicit a response.

33 Bildo  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:48:45am

Barbara Skolaut 1/6/2003 01:29PM:

Please do not compare trolls to pigs, you are causing a great offence to the noble swine.

In the immortal words of Winston Churchill: ?Dogs look up to men, cats look down on them, but pigs just treat us as equals.?

I think that a greater comparison would be to a skunk. It is an unwanted vermin that causes a ruckus wherever it goes. And though it may leave as quickly as it arrives, its? stench lingers for sometime afterward. The only creature that can tolerate a skunk is another skunk, which must be why they travel in packs sometimes.

34 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:50:55am

Barbara:LOL back at ya!

35 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:53:30am

#31 It is hard to define "trollness". The most common troll characteristic: they will not respond to arguments. Instead they will change the subject or use ad hominum attacks. They want to be listened to, but when someone challanges their arguments or claims, they do not answer the questions put to them. Finally, they tend to be very uncivil.

36 The Sanity Inspector  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:56:18am

Ha! That's what I want on my T-shirt!

37 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:00:07pm

Theres not much to debate. Israel is an illegal state. Simple as that. Give the land back to its rightful owners and we'll let you live. If not, prepare for more suicide bombings. Your choice.

38 Greg  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:02:37pm

Israel is an illegal state.

Talk about fallacy. What states are 'legal'?

39 Meryl Yourish  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:03:43pm

And trolls always, always assume that this website is inhabited by nothing but right-wing, cigar-chewing, gun-toting warmongers who eat babies for breakfast, their mothers for lunch, and Muslims for dinner.

Right-wing. Uh-huh. That would be why I voted for Gore in 2000. And am unashamed of announcing it on LGF. Of course, it might not rank as one of the smartest things I've ever done, but hey, I did it, and I'm admittin' it.

Not that I'd ever vote for the guy again, but that still doesn't make me right-wing.

I'm an LGF regular, trollbait. You know what that assume thing is all about...

40 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:09:14pm

#37:

Theres not much to debate.

Indeed. Fuck off, amoeba.

41 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:13:20pm

#37 is the pure definition of a troll, John K. Comments made not to further true dialogue or critical thinking, but just to inflame, to bait the other posters.

A troll seeks irate responses, sort of like the classic Star Trek episode in which some unseen force incites arguments because it feeds off the anger (not enough of a Trekkie to come up with an episode title or name of entity--just remember it from watching the original series as a kid.)

It's also similar to the paleos' MO--incite military reprisals for their terrorist actions and then cry to the court of world opinion about how badly they're treated. A true troll isn't interested in the content of your response; s/he is only interested in inciting you to the point where you stoop to the level of an ad hominem, so s/he can sit back and point out your inadequacies.

See for reference also: TH of Suburbia, Neale, Anil, Snowflake or Tokugawa. Mookie (notMookie Wilson) is the uber-troll, one of the very few to be banned by Charles.

42 billhedrick  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:13:40pm

Israel is one of the few legal states in existence. It was established not by conquest but by gift. The "palestineans" could have had a state as well, but have repeatedly turned down the opportunity.

43 Lawrence Shmerel  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:14:03pm

I say "Bring on the Trolls." Let's rumble! Let's disect a troll and see what makes it so screwed up. Let's cook one and see what it tastes like with bar-b-que sauce. Let's have a good laugh. Where the hell are the trolls? What's wrong with troll hunting? Are they an endangered species? Let's trap them, skin them, and tan their hides. Let's pen them in a zoo and feed them nuts and fruits, hose them down and let them air dry, neuter and spay them, rope them and brand them, mark them and tag them, and listen to them wail and howl. Let's have a troll rodeo! Trolls on Parade! What is more amusing than a troll?

44 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:14:23pm

Q, Greg--remember the LGF prayer...

45 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:14:30pm

#38 Easy. States are legal if they are controlled by the people they govern. In other words: liberal democracies.

States like Israel for instance, the only democracy in the middle east. The only state in the middle east that has any respect for minority rights.

46 billhedrick  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:16:22pm

I disagree with Charles here, I think trolls should come here and be flailed and reduced to quivering masses of jelly

47 Keelie  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:16:24pm

John K - #31 - Amin is a Troll. What better example!!

He lies. He postures. If I met him in a back alley, he'd shit himself.

He pretends he wants a fight, but if you blackened his eye, he'd run to his mommy and complain. Just like all the Islamofascists.

48 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:16:35pm

Laurence--the main reason is that feeding trolls not only eats up bandwidth, but storage space, which Charles pays for. Ultimately, he might have to charge for registration, which would limit intellectual exchange, or dump archives, which would also suck.

49 Robert Crawford  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:22:13pm
I think trolls should come here and be flailed and reduced to quivering masses of jelly

Boil 'em, says I!

50 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:26:37pm

#42

Yes, Israel is one of the few legal states if you consider "legal" to mean "viciously steal the homeland of another people and continuously trample upon the other people's rights by claiming that the fact that their (jewish) ancestors lived there 2000 years ago is justifiable reason for unlawful seizure of the land in the 20th century".

51 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:26:55pm

mommydoc (#44):

I know, but:

We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men.

--George Orwell

52 billhedrick  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:28:34pm

what unlawful seizure? Name one.

53 HA  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:36:12pm

Meryl #39,

...nothing but right-wing, cigar-chewing, gun-toting warmongers who eat babies for breakfast, their mothers for lunch, and Muslims for dinner.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

54 Paul  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:39:52pm

Arguing with Amin is a perfect example of futility, nothing will be accomplished. Ignore that man behind the curtain.

55 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:40:57pm

#52 you are throwing pearls before swine. Most of the trolls that come here do not even think the Jews have the right to exist, much less Israel. You can not reason with someone who thinks that it is okey dokey to intentionally kill babies, unarmed women and children, etc. to advance their cause. That is what the current troll is advocating: "Leave Israel or we will blow any Jew we see up".

56 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:41:27pm

I kind of like the version of Charle's prayer that was announced in "Calvin and Hobbes" some years back. It went something like:

Grant me the courage to change what I can, the serenity to accept what I cannot change, and the inability to tell the difference.

Anyway... OT, but some sort of grim mood swing made me go check out what those delightful young 'uns at clearguidance were up to. Kind of like that reflex that makes us all rubberneck at the scene of car wrecks. Anyway, among other gems (what a great guy Saddam is, how the West will be destroyed to make way for the worldwide caliphate, etc.), someone had posted the following (a reprint from another source):

The Muslim world has found a novel way to strike back at the West ? or at least at Western bankers who rule the world's currencies ? introduce a gold coin. Malaysia expects to use gold dinars to trade only between Islamic countries beginning in 2003 [...]

The result of a gold-backed currency in the world could cause the US dollar to crash in value. Some suggest the gold dinar would cause a shift in economic power from the West to the East. Trading in Islamic dinars is also planned to open up on the Internet.

My response: giggle. snort. giggle. boo HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (tears rolling down cheeks) stop it, man, yer killin' me! hee hee HAHAHA...

Okay, sorry. Right, gold standard. Y'all go ahead and do that. Good luck to you. Oh--and by the way, I'm sure if you equip your armies with some of those nasty-looking scimitars, they'll be completely unstoppable, and the U.S. Marines will tremble before them.

58 EW1(SG)  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:42:24pm

#51 Q:

And you perform that duty with a great deal of panache! Keep on rockin'.

59 Yasser  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:45:50pm

I am bending over now...and... yes I did it, I finally licked my own troll. Kama Allah Sutra position #2560

Vait till I tell my ham-ass boys. Who needs virgins when we can lick our own?

60 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:46:35pm

Let's see - Israel was got its land by fighting three wars (at least) and countless skirmishes, inhabits SOME of the land granted to it by the United Nations (the other parts were STOLEN from Israel by Arabs before and during partition, dontcha know), is the ONLY democracy in the ME (that I know of - when's the last time the inhabitants of Saudi Arabia voted?), lets its soldiers argue in court that they shouldn't have to serve in affairs they don't personally like - and these soldiers live to tell, etc., etc., etc. Israel CREATES from nothing (what was Tel Aviv before the Israelis built it?) a land that employs Arabs from other lands (Arabs who enter by their own choice), Israel in its pre-existence and early existence builds settlements on land PURCHASED from Arabs, etc., etc., etc. ad infinitum. The Arabs sit on sand and build NOTHING, cheer whenever a splodeydope 'splodes, cheer when toddlers are killed in their own homes by terrorists, cheer (and pass out CANDY) when planes crash into buildings in NYC and WADC, taking 3000 lives, etc., etc., etc.

But Amin-of-the-Eternal-Lies trots out something he heard at the mosque last Friday, and we are supposed to quiver at the force of his logic.

On one hand, you should stick around, Amin-of-the-Eternal-Lies, because you are the touchstone of Islamite rationality. On the other hand, you bring no meaningful thought to the discussion.

Perhaps you just have some free time ever since the IDF closed down your classes "Killing 101 - why death is at the heart of the Islamite theology" at Nablus?

61 Glen Wishard  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:52:05pm

#24 - Mr. Unpronounceable wrote:

... the discourse of the GI JOE universe is the same as that of your geopolitical worldview.

I don't know what that means. My "Post-Tet" GI Joe didn't have a "worldview". He had a beard and scruffy, civilian-looking clothes. I suspect he burned his little toy draft card.

If you mean that we look at the world in "black and white terms" (as the moral agnostics like to put it) then I guess you have a point. We do tend to draw those dangerous distinctions between good and evil.

When will we learn to see the world as the Euroweenies do: One big existential blur, in which everyone is morally impotent because everyone is equally guilty?

62 Charles  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:52:26pm

Amin the terror supporter is right here in the US of A.

63 billhedrick  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:53:45pm

Charles, post his info for us to see. Trolls prosper in anonymity. Tell us who they are and they will whither.

64 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:53:48pm

Re: #58

Panache, you say? ;-)

65 h-man  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 12:55:14pm

the problem with the word troll is, me thinks, it is thrown around to liberally. now clearly on this thread Amin is your garden variety troll, and should be called the same loudly: TROLL. conversely, others such as Jim West, Anil, Ranbutan, to name a few i think are sometimes called trolls wrongly. be that as it may, i do enjoy a good ole fashioned troll fisking.

OT: since calvin and hobbes left the cartoons the world has been a much darker place.

66 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:00:28pm

#60

So because Israel is a democracy and the people of Israel have collectively decided to unlawfully occupy lands it makes it ok? So, its the people of Israel who have stolen the lands? Hey, thanks for giving us justification to kill civilians!

Who cares that Israel is a democracy, why do you people keep bringing it up. And if Palestine was a democracy, the people would vote for suicide bombings (and rightfully so), so be happy that its not a democracy.

#55

We gotta do what we gotta do to get OUR land back.

67 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:04:10pm

Lets call the FBI on 'Amin' and get his sandy ass deported!?

68 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:04:59pm

(Ignoring my own advice and New Year's resolutions)

Amin:

Learn some fucking history, you idiotarian troll.

69 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:07:05pm

A-rab "Amin"

And we gotta do what we gotta do to KILL YOU FIRST!

We got bigger BOMBS to melt your families with and you got ugly women!

The Cure - Killing An arab

I can smell you sweaty stink from here.

70 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:07:18pm

mommydoc,

Yes, I'm really going to read a history written by the Jewish Internet Association. Do i tell you to go read the Nazi version of the history of World War II?

71 Charles  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:10:31pm

bill: I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't reveal personal info without a good reason.

72 in the midst of the godless  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:11:26pm

#50
Wa wa wa.

For argument's sake, I'll grant your point, but it seems to me then, that what you are really saying is that the God of the Jews is stronger than your "god" Allah.

Seems to me Allah hasn't done SHIT for you lately. Maybe you should consider converting to Judaism or Christianity.

73 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:13:32pm

#72

we'll prevail

74 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:14:05pm

#70 Ding! Ding! Ding! we have a loser. He compared mommydoc to a nazi. Automatic disqualification for any internet discussion.

75 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:14:48pm

A-rab Minnions

The New York 101st will be in your grandmothers house busting down your caves in that slimy desert you live in before the end of this month.

The time for bluster is over

your over,
your all over,
your seed is over,
it is too late for you...

your over.

76 steve  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:16:07pm

Amin:

You are a fucking idiot.

Fuck off, putz.

(sorry for feeding him)

77 davesax  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:16:55pm

TROLL DETECTION KIT:

Trolls' beliefs follow a standard outline, whose roots are in the anti-American, Jew hating, Marxist rhetoric of Noam Chomsky, Said, etc. along with generous doses of Jewish loony-leftist rhetoric, courtesy of Israel's New Historians (read: anti-Zionists) and Jewish anti-semites such as Ben Shapiro.

Also, trolls may have names like: Pal Supporter, Proud American Concerned About Others, etc. Admittedly, I'm seeing less of this.

But, Trolls will almost always (in approximate order).

1. Say they are anti-Zionist, not anti-Semitic.

2. Compare Israel's tactics to the Nazis.

3. Focus exclusively on the settlements, or the past policies of the Irgun - implying that these issues are the main reasons for the Arab-Israeli conflict. Sub bullets to this gambit may include but are not limited to:

a. References to Israel's "brutal" tactics of "targeting Palestinian civilians" in the territories.

b. Misrepresentations of resolution 242.

c. The providing of "documentation" of some kind from Jewish sources, showing that Israel is indeed committing atrocities on the Pals. Haaretz is a favorite place for this, being its center/left tendencies, coupled with its employment of loony leftists like Amira Hass, Tom Segev, etc., who, when taken out of context, often sound like anti-semites, and in context, come across as radical anti-zionists.

AFTER refutations - complete with links and historically validated assertions by such astute and patient bloggers as Lichty, E. Nough, and Master Charles Johnson, etc - are posted, said troll (having ignored said refutations) will do the following:

1. Focus on the "Zionist Lobby".

2. Set out to prove that Israel is a threat to the U.S., by bringing up the Dreyfuss affair, the bombing of the U.S.S. Liberty, the accusation that Mossad "knew" about September 11th, etc.

3. Attempt to provide documentation of some kind from various sources, proving above claims. At this, trolls are insufferable. Whether it be the bogus Body of Secrets, Indymedia, Justin Raimondo, The Guardian, Benny Morris' Righteous Victims (which Morris has admitted to Efraim Karsh has some research "slants" based on his former politics, "authentic" DEA documents, or James Bennet of The New York Times, trolls (without shame) will invariably use sources that have a history of anti-Israeli bias and/or anti-semitism, or carry information that is unauthenticated. I once saw a Palestinian troll (or so he said) link to an anti-aboriginist hate site supported by David Duke. When I called him on that he...just kept on trolling. (Admittedly, that is when my other, obnoxious, childish personality of TROLLCRUSHER was born. I just realized that there is no way you could take these people seriously).

TROLLS, on the Iraq issue, will say:

1. It's all about oil.

2. The U.N. is the law center of the world (despite its obvious corruption and anti-Western, anti-Semitic agenda)

3. Bush is trying to make up for what his "daddy" did or didn't do.

And finally:

After playing the above cards, trolls will resort to posturing, saying things like:

"You are bigots. No wonder why so and so said this is a hate sight."

"Thank you for providing valuable insight into the way the Jewish and/or Zionist mind works. I've often encountered this at Zionist web sites. I can't say anything about Israel without jews going crazy."

"Oh great, so Jewish and or Christian extremism is O.K., but Islamic extremism isn't. Why don't you get mad at the Christian right?"

"I'm don't hate jews. I just can't stand Zionists."

More later.

David

78 h-man  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:17:12pm

#70   Amin  1/6/2003 03:07PM PST
mommydoc,

Yes, I'm really going to read a history written by the Jewish Internet Association. Do i tell you to go read the Nazi version of the history of World War II?

let me translate:

mommydoc,

No i am a complete and utter moron and i would never want to learn something that would put to question my idiotic ideas. oh and zionism = nazism.

i got my minor in the troll language.

say Amin jews are the historical, indigenous, legal and moral caretakers of Israel. just because the "palestineans" were/are too stupid to take advantage of the UN's offer of statehood, i can only say: boo fucking hoo.

79 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:17:52pm

A-rab (Orcs) Minnions

You'll prevail in a tomb at the bottom of the desert forever.

I gaurantee nukes (plural that means more than one) will rain down on A-rab countries before the end 2005.

80 in the midst of the godless  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:18:32pm

Amin,
Getting to the Afterlife first does not prevailing make.

81 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:18:46pm

This thread is starting to resemble the "racial slur montage" from "Do The Right Thing". Yep, it's all here--kill the Arabs, Jews are Nazis, our god can beat up your god. Is it a full moon tonight?

82 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:19:43pm

Notice how the trolls definition of unlawful is anything he declares to be unlawful. No reference to any actual laws that have been broken. A classic troll like behavior.

No mention of the UN and the balfor declaration or of the jews that lived in Israel beforehand either.

83 steve  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:20:19pm

we'll prevail

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ahhh. Thanks for the laugh, moron.

84 squib  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:20:24pm

hun ordained rabbi: I've had those two books since i was a wee tyke!

85 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:21:44pm

A-rab (Orcs) Minnions

You lost before you even started.

Time and history are both against the A-rabs, they can never prevail in any offensive.

The most they will gain is more death and destruction but as we all know that is what you want so we are here and happy to oblige.

Just get us started and then there is no stopping us untill we annihilate you.

86 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:22:57pm

Re: #77

Set out to prove that Israel is a threat to the U.S., by bringing up the Dreyfuss affair

Shouldn't it be "a threat to France"?

87 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:25:32pm

#86 Q--

I think the reference in this case is to mediocre actor Richard Dreyfus(s). I think we can all agree that Mr. Holland's Opus is a threat to America.

88 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:27:16pm

#78

Who cares that jews were the historical (ie 2000 years ago) caretakers of the holy land. The palestinians were the modern caretakers of the holy land until they were forced out by the zionists a half century ago. 2000 year old claims are not valid, you morons.

If century old claims are really valid then pretty much all of the USA should be handed back to the native americans.

89 JLawson  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:28:00pm

Amin:

Like the Palestinians prevailed when Jordan kicked them out?

Must be some odd definition of the word "Prevail" that I'm not familiar with.

J.

90 davesax  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:30:36pm

Sorry, wrong one. Meant the guy who was spying for Israel in the U.S. . Please modify accordingly. Thanks

91 steve  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:30:48pm

2000 year old claims are not valid, you morons.

This would be akin to the pot calling the kettle black. . . except that you, dickhead, are the only moron on this thread. Please crawl back to your squalid, disgusting hole.

92 davesax  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:31:29pm

TROLL TRAITS, CONTINUED:

Notice how TROLL Amin snaps at every piece of criticism or argument thrown his way. Things like "we will prevail", "you morons" etc. We call this TROLL TERETS, a common trait amongst Muslims and/or their supporters with inferiority complexes.

If the vendictive behaviour doesn't display itself in fits such as the above, the troll will invariably resort to answering questions with...questions.

Such as, So because Israel is a democracy and the people of Israel have collectively decided to unlawfully occupy lands it makes it ok? So, its the people of Israel who have stolen the lands?

This only reiterates that Trolls are not interested in debating, but are really interested in getting attention that they obviously lack at home and need to feel from strangers over a computer screen.

93 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:31:49pm

Um, folks... isn't it just a bit ironic that all this Sturm und Drang is being provoked by a troll, in a thread that's supposed to be ABOUT IGNORING TROLLS???

JUST

LEAVE

IT!

94 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:32:00pm

A-rab (Orcs) Minnions

I know this much is true

God may forgive but the 101st doesn't

nor do any New Yorkers,

you will always have to pay for your evil deeds,

you must be punsihed,

you must all pay for your wickedness,

the same wickedness you still embrace to this day,

the only way your wickedness will end is by us ending you we now know this much is true,

you will always have to suffer for what you have done,

their is no repentance on earth,

the best we can do is bring you to hell quicker through the barrel of a gun.

You better start praying because you are all going to hell sooner than later

I know..

This much is true

95 davesax  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:32:30pm

Everyone respond to Amin with one word:

GAZE. Implying you are gazing at him and giving him the attention he craves.


GAZE

96 davesax  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:33:36pm

GAZE at the troll

97 Donna V.  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:34:58pm

Amin the Troll:

Blogger James Lileks answers you much better than I can. About the Palis:

Before I didn't care what happened to the people in the organizations that arrange these attacks. Now I don't care about what happens to the culture that permits it. Approves

I feel exactly the same way. I no longer feel sorry for Pali mothers who wail and cry for the cameras when these same mothers teach their children to be as ugly and bigoted as you. If Israel magically disappeared tomorrow, "Palestine" would be just one more primitive Middle Eastern shithole that nobody (not the EU, not the Left, not the Saudis, not anybody) would care about.

Israel is actually the greatest gift the Arab rulers have been given over the past 50 years. They can be complete and utter failures as rulers, can refuse to democratize their countries at all (clearly you don't care about democracy), but because Israel exists all they have to do is scream "Zionists! Zionists!" and their ignorant, moronic, hate-filled subjects jump up and down like a pack of frenzied lunatics and froth at the mouth like rabid dogs. That's exactly what they want you to do - keeps the spotlight off the fact that they're miserable excuses for rulers and human beings.

When will the Arabs create instead of destroy? When will they be honest about their failings as a society instead of crying and feeling sorry for themselves and blaming the Israelis and the Americans for their misery?
Amin doesn't give us much hope that they will grow up any time soon.

(And excuse me for feeding the troll. It's been a rough Monday, and my tolerance for dimwits was exhausted at approximately 11:37 this morning.)

98 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:37:07pm

#87 A very grave threat. What I don't get is that he was working for all those years on his music and when it was performed at the end of the movie it really stunk. Couldn't they have at least made his composition a tiny bit interesting or at least have a catchy melody? It kind of made it seem like his life was a waste after all.

99 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:39:12pm

davesax,

[THEME
    song=Celebrity Skin
    album=Celebrity Skin
    artist=Hole
    lyrics=lyrics
/]

GAZE

100 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:40:32pm

Re: #87

More like an annoyance, but :-)

101 davesax  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:40:46pm

I want to ask this before I go:

Amin, what does it feel like to wake up every morning, and know that you are a member of history's biggest LOSERS whose only joy in life is to blow themselves up -who were bested by the world's smallest religious minority? It must be a terrible feeling to live with such shame and self hatred.

Tell me, have you tried Zoloft yet?

102 J Lichty  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:41:42pm

It looks like this is a good thread to test the LGF prauer.

To those who can't tell the difference, Amin is a troll.
Do not feed him.

103 Erik  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:43:55pm

Amin - Israel is a lawful democracy, hence all of Israeli land belongs to it's citizens: Arabs and Jews alike. Israeli Arabs are given as many rights as the Jews, or the Druze people, or any other Israeli minority. Arabs are living peacefully on their ancestral land and they are prospering.

The Arabs who did not flee in 1948 to be kept in refugee camps and to be used as a weapon by their Arab neighbors are currently enjoying the fruits of Israel's prosperity and democracy.

Do you really think somebody will be swayed by your lies here, of all places? Go to yahoo or usenet with your lies, maybe you'll be able to fool some uneducated teenagers there.

And sorry, I don't have the serenity to ignore this troll..

104 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:45:01pm

Donna #97

Who asked for your sympathy in the first place? You are part of the problem. We don't want your sympathy and your superior attitude (paraphrasing you: "our society is better than yours").

105 squib  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:45:06pm

#81 full moon is the 18th. if its this good now, just wait til then.

106 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:45:39pm

Oh.
My.
Gosh.

Now it's name-calling by Amin! We cower in the face of your response!

However -

IIRC, Israel was granted its land by the United Nations at the end of WWII, so it has full legal right to its existence.

Land for Israeli settlements prior to WWII was gained through legal payments to legal property owners.

The West Bank is disputed territory, and fell into Israel's lap after her enemies tried to conquer her in '67 and '73. So Israel can do what it likes with it.

And they have the guns, Amin. (Funny how few Israeli suicide bombers there are, ain't it? Almost like they just want to live in peace, while the Islamites just want to kill people.) And the Israeli ain't going away, no matter how much you wish you could be the coal-stoker for the Arabs' war against them.

So deal with it. Get over your shrieking irrationality, and go build a civilization of your own that can match 1% of what Israel has brought to the ME.

Does it enrage you in the least to see that the ME with all the oil has virtually NOTHING to show for it, while the West, which purchased the oil, has built modern civilization? Why didn't - and haven't - the Arabs done anything besides fund Islamite terrorists to blow up Western civilization? Why doesn't it enrage you that after 50+ years of the West paying billions for oil, that the Arab nations have done virtually NOTHING for their inhabitants? (I can't call them citizens, because - as you know - Arab nations don't let their inhabitants vote or otherwise control their own governments. But boy do they have nice parades of kids dressed as splodeydopes!)

In the meantime, PLEASE stick around, because with every word you type you further alienate any rational man, woman, and child on this planet.

Yep, your So-Called Religion of Peace (SCROP?) certainly sounds attractive! I can see why so many people are flocking to Arab lands to become part of the great civilization that has bred someone like you.

107 cba  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:47:04pm

98 superfly:

[Richard Dreyfus in Mr. Holland's Opus is] A very grave threat. What I don't get is that he was working for all those years on his music and when it was performed at the end of the movie it really stunk. Couldn't they have at least made his composition a tiny bit interesting or at least have a catchy melody? It kind of made it seem like his life was a waste after all.

LOL!

108 steve  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:48:18pm

I can't ignore this:

(paraphrasing you: "our society is better than yours").

OUR SOCIETY IS BETTER THAN YOURS, TROLL.

109 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:48:22pm

Oops.


GAZE

Oh, sorry.


MEGO

(MEGO == "My Eyes Glaze Over" whenever I hear the "poor Palis" routine. Older than "Who's on First", and not nearly as original)

110 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:48:31pm

Erik #103

And sorry, I don't have the serenity to ignore this troll..

Yes, I can tell you are lacking in many categories besides serenity. Maybe sense too?

111 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:50:23pm

Yep, I think MEGO is a much better response to the trolls. They think your listening, but ...

112 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:50:39pm

Steve and GI Joe are clearly racists.

113 cba  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:50:56pm

Maybe it's something I ate, but I think this is the funniest thread we've had for a long time. We owe Amin a vote of thanks for all the amusement.

GAZE

114 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:50:57pm

Hey, #110

MEGO

115 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:53:13pm

superfly & Q:

Now that I think of it, what pissed me off even more was Dreyfuss in Once Around. Jebus, what an awful movie. Let's re-open the prison on Devil's Island just for the actors, producers, and scriptwriters responsible for that piece of crap.

(See how well we're ignoring the troll?) (I also want no part of what GI Joe is selling in this thread, either)

116 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:54:54pm

An LGF Haiku

Palestinian
Arabs cry that they're victims ?
But my eyes glaze over.

117 Claudia in SF  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:56:48pm

Hey, Amin must be getting all upset, he's starting to get insulting!
Maybe Amin should go crying back to his wittle mommy so she can instruct him on how to become a suicide bomber and he can feel better.

And the rest of us here can go back to gazing at him.

118 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:58:42pm

Wait a second...

Did a pro terrorist Jew murderer call me 'racist!?'

aw shucks..

now I really feel bad...

119 dennisw  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:59:18pm

#37 Amin
__________

Keep up with that attitude and Mecca-Medina-Qom will get nuked within 3 years. Your Dar Al Islam will reach it's ultimate realization. It will crumble and the smile wiped off your faces.

120 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:59:28pm

Davesax, Posted this the other day which parallels your GAZE line.

Trolls are looking for recognition. Usually they say things that are outrageous and inflammatory for the sole purpose of getting a response. The best way to drive a troll to distraction is to debate their points, but not with them. Talk about them, refer to them and refute them, but never actually talk to them. Works every time.

121 squib  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 1:59:38pm

#104- well, it is. The truth is often painful. Its nice that you get to come on here and say stuff, but you'd be better off it you went off and said it all to a mirror, and then listened to its response.

Hey, we don't want your shitcan war and we don't want your matching "religion" and if we really wanted "your" oil, we'd take it faster than you could scream Allahu Akbar. Luckily for middle eastern tyrants (like the House of Saud), it's against US law to sanction political offings.

You don't get our sympathy and perhaps the superior attitude is warranted. Anything you can do, we will do better.

122 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:00:10pm

"Society"

So, is that what passes for a society in the desert...

sheesh, sux to be an A-rab!

123 dennisw  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:01:10pm

charles
______

To lessen your burden, so you can take care of the more important stuff, you could authorize a few people to zap the troll posts.

124 GI JOE  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:01:45pm

Geepers,

100% true.

avoid 'its' existence.

Use third person perspectives when refering to it.

125 Occasional Reader  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:02:52pm

OT (yet again!): apparently Saddam Hussein has now referred to the United States in his latest speech as "wicked assistants of Satan".

This will not stand.

"Assistants" to Satan??? This putz thinks he can demote us from being the GREAT Satan to a bunch of mere "assistants"???

126 Alex F  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:05:40pm

#123 & Charles,
Instead of zapping them to oblivion, troll posts could be zapped to a special Troll Zoo or Viewing section, or if you're feeling frisky, a Troll Hunting section. Might get a little rough though.

127 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:05:43pm

RE #125:

I don't know how we in the West can stand it when the Arabs call us names. It's hard enough to go to work, but when I think that Saddam is comparing America to Satan, it just saps my will.

Time for some Zam-zam Cola to pick me up, I think.

128 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:07:12pm

GI JOE

sheesh, sux to take your name from a children's cartoon

#121

You are also part of the problem. So you're saying that we are suppose to be grateful that the USA hasn't invaded our land to steal our oil (although its about to happen in iraq? ok. what kind of argument is that?

129 NC  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:10:11pm
What I don't get is that he was working for all those years on his music and when it was performed at the end of the movie it really stunk.

Seriously. I kept waiting for them to show people in the audience looking around nervously at each other, wondering whether to clap. "Sit down, Holland! YOU SUCK!"

130 Infidel  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:11:25pm

Dear Idi Amin; You'll prevail, that's why your loser ass is in the USA. You are obviously totally out of touch with reality as are all religious fanatics. Just keep up with the "struggle" and some day soon one (of many) of our SLBMs Boats will settle your hash permanently. Oh not you since you are hiding behind a keyboard. Your type prefers teenage girls to fight your battles.

131 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:13:02pm

GI JOE, How lame an ad hominem was that?

132 Erik  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:14:34pm

#110 Amin, Amin. Come on buddy, that hurt. If you're not going to defend your worthless argument then at least tell me this: what do you aim at achieving by posting lies and personal attacks here? Do you hope to persuade somebody to your point of view with this sort of argument? Seriously, I suggest you vanish before you get banned.

133 Ranbutan  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:15:18pm

TROLLING OR REALITY???

I try to give another perspective...which at times those engaged in group think on LGF, object to: (Kill all the Pals who resist us taking everything we once owned next week! {next person} No, expel them all and kill them tomorrow if they resist! {person after that}Oh, Rambutan is back...I wonder what unrealistic BS he will interject into our brilliant dialogue??)

But rather than give you my spin on reality, here is a link to what the Quartet decided last Friday.

EU, Russia, UN, US reject Israeli Objections

Looks like 1967 borders with minor modifications, no pre-determination on Jeruselem, and evacuation of the Settlements.

One thing I disagree with was the US agreeing that Bush spoke too hastily about rejecting Arafat at the Table...because other parties and international law recognize the right of a bona-fide leader (and he was elected such) to represent his nation in negotiations. And the US cannot breach accepted diplomatic protocol.

If that article is trolling LGF.......I feel sorry for the person in the midst of a "Greater Israel" wet dream, standing in the middle of the road, oblivious to the horn of the oncoming truck.

134 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:17:27pm

Uh-oh

I think I just figured something out.

1) This thread, by Charles, says don't feed the trolls, and
2) A troll mysteriously appears.

Conclusion: the troll does not exist in reality; rather, it is a factotum created by Charles to test our commitment to follow Charles' request.

And [sigh] I have failed. I failed to see that there wasn't anyone real behind the façade. This thread-troll is nothing more than a bot.

:(

Boy, was I fooled.

Charles, you sure are clever!

135 Infidel  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:18:21pm

Sorry Charles for feeding Amin the Troll. Lucky for him this is a civilizied country unlike the third-world shithole that spawned him. Otherwise us "racists" could give him the Sharia-law unwed mother treatment.

136 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:19:17pm

#130, Infidel,

I was setting here, playing with one of my favorite knives, and wondering whether or not to say pretty much the same thing you just said.

One Ohio-class sub is all it takes to turn the Arab lands into the Burned lands.

That really seems to be the response that Amin and Osama want. Perhaps they believe Allah will intervene.

Oops. Bad Idea.

137 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:20:11pm

Infidel (#130) The real Idi Amin is living comfortably on the goodwill of the Saudi royal family; I expect this one is living off the US government dole for aid to dependant children.

138 h-man  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:20:42pm

mmmm zam zam.

you know as much as drefus (or whoever you spell it) hasn't done a decent flix since Jaws, he is surprisingly (for a hollywood weenie) pretty thoughtful about world events (i.e. he doesn't follow the babs striesand, susan sarandon line hook,line and sinker)

gaze

139 roger  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:22:16pm

i read lgf everyday...usually a couple of times a day so i can keep up with whats being said...i almost never post, primarily because i generally agree with most of the things said here. one thing im still trying to figure out though. what does OT mean?

140 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:22:29pm

Oh, hell, I forgot...

GAZE

141 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:23:36pm

Dreyfuss peaked in Close Encounters of the Worst Kind. His Goodbye Girl was emotionally shallow and manipulative. I cheered at his demise in Jaws.

And Mr. Holland's Opus? Puh-leeze - it was unbelievable.

GAZE

142 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:23:52pm

Roger,


what does OT mean?

Off Topic.

143 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:24:53pm

#139:

PENALTY FLAG!!! You brought in a separate topic into this thread!!!


That's clearly Off Topic, and forbidden!

OT == Off Topic.

144 Claudia in SF  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:26:57pm

#139,

OT = Off topic

145 Shanno Wut Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:27:18pm

I think you have to invite trolls into your website for them to attack you, wait, that's vampires.

146 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:28:43pm

Short form for trolls' arguments (A-Z):

It's all dem J-E-W-S.

Short response for trolls:

GAZE

147 ploome  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:29:23pm

here Amin....

Every time I think I?ve had it I find that there are still a few jots of sympathy left - and by ?sympathy? I mean that last weary civilized impulse that makes you stay the hand of your inner beserker. I don?t think I?m alone in this.

It doesn?t mean there?s now a vast angry mass advocating for the immolation of those who want to scour the earth clean of Jews. No. But before I didn?t care what happened to the people in the organizations that arrange these attacks.

Now I don?t care about what happens to the culture that permits it. Approves of it. Defends it, sanctions it, shelters it, sings it praises, names streets after the men who do it. I?m done. I don?t want to hear the word ?but? in any sentence uttered by a PLO / Fatah / Al Aqsa / Hamaz / Hezbollah apologist.

I don?t want to hear the phrase ?cycle of violence? used outside the context of a gang fight at the Tour De France.

I never want to see Arafat asking for anything anywhere any more. I don?t want to see people on the West Bank cheering as clumsy Scuds lumber over their heads in February, because I know they?ll head to Israeli hospitals when the germs hit them, and I know they?ll be admitted for treatment.

I?m not saying I wish them ill. But the line of people I care about now is very, very long. The apologists and supporters of the bombers can get behind the 100 wounded I never met. The 20 who died. The one who was the child of a father my age.

And when it?s their turn to ask for my sympathy, I?ll probably point to the line with 3000 New Yorkers, and kindly request that they head to the back.

Nail bombs in a cafe. Jesus Christ.

from
[Link: www.lileks.com...]

..find a quarter, call someone who cares.....

148 Erik  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:29:48pm

#133 Ranbutan! You made my day! You finally learned to use "greater Israel" instead of "Eretz Israel." Thank you.

My answer to your post is here

149 roger  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:30:14pm

one last question....when are the shirts gonna be available charles?

150 Ken H  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:32:49pm

Lots of fun nothing quite like watching the roasting of a troll over an open fire on a cool winter night.

151 h-man  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:34:53pm

ran - 1) the link is wrong, 2) arafat was not a democratically elected leader (jesus h christ what is wrong with people?), but let's pretend he was - HIS TERM RAN OUT YEARS AGO. thus even if he was democratically elected (not) he is now, since he extended his term by fiat, an unelected dictator, 3) i have rarely seen anyone on LGF have "greater Israel wet dreams"; i wd even go so far as to say up until 00 most people were excited about a two state solution, which wd result in peace (your assertions to the contrary notwithstanding) and 4) i don't recall anyone complaining about giving up the Sinai because in word and deed saddat showed that he wanted peace; your and other idiots assertion that israel has some colonialistic fantasies is hokum (that is not to say that i wd accept a palestine state 1) now 2) one with arafat or 3) one which does not allow jews to live there and worship there as well).

ran - you are proving yourself to be a borderline troll.

152 Amy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:35:06pm

OT, and I posted it elsewhere as well, but if this is true, it's an unbelievable scandal:

[Link: www.newsmax.com...]

153 Kirk  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:35:24pm

Damn, looks like someone stomped on a 3 ft tall fireant bed. We've got the trolls coming out of the wood work just to respond.

154 NC  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:38:28pm
Dreyfuss peaked in Close Encounters of the Worst Kind. His Goodbye Girl was emotionally shallow and manipulative. I cheered at his demise in Jaws.

Aha! How quickly you forget that Dreyfuss survives the attack on the shark cage in Jaws! Only by surviving could he have resurfaced in Mr. Holland's Opus and unleashed something far more deadly than a killer Great White: symphonic music that sounds as though it passed through the musical sphincter of John Tesh. BARF.

155 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:39:27pm

Kirk - ya snuze, ya luze!

We had someone show up and say something, I think, but it was like a poor phone call - all full of static and burps.

So after a while, we just stopped listening and responding with 100% Effective Troll-shield: The GAZE.

156 cba  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:40:50pm

I've often found some comments to be mildly amusing, but never enough to make me splutter edibles or potables over my keyboard.

But this thread?! I'm laughing so hard I'm scaring small children...

Thanks, everyone, I really needed that after yesterday--oldest daughter flew back to University, I couldn't get hold of my Netanya-resident parents until past midnight Israel time, and just the general lousy news.

Charles, please don't ban what's-his-name, I'm having so much fun.

GAZE

157 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:42:57pm

Mr. Holland's Opus is the perfect music to accompany Star Trek I: The Endless Loving Review of NCC-1701-A by a Slowly-Moving Camera Followed by Slowly-Moving Dressed-up People Impersonating Actors

OT, maybe, but here's a juicy tid-bit for the lurking troll:

GAZE

158 roach[deleted]  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:43:09pm
159 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:43:44pm

Everyone, please remember that you have to take a troll's perspective into account when considering their position on the issues.

160 Fay  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:45:13pm

Meryl #39

And trolls always, always assume that this website is inhabited by nothing but right-wing, cigar-chewing, gun-toting warmongers who eat babies for breakfast, their mothers for lunch, and Muslims for dinner.

You mean it isn't? Sheesh, I must have been hanging out in the wrong place all this time :>) LOL!

161 roach[deleted]  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:45:41pm
162 Abu Baboon  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:46:27pm

#146

GAZE and SHOOT

[Link: www.themushroom.com...]

163 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:46:54pm

Geepers,

I'll sue you for making me look at that picture!

164 T. Jefferson  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:49:54pm

Iron Fist:
Amin hasn't quoted any SUN TZU for us yet.
:-)

165 roach[deleted]  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:50:52pm
166 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:51:14pm

Geepers

[Maniacal, demonic laughter]

:-)

167 Kirk  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:53:21pm

Steve Miller,

Crap. I thought that clips from Full Metal Jacket would apply here. Sorry. They do work when you download them to your pc.

168 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:53:36pm

Zulubaby (#163):

Spoiled your apetit, huh? ;-)

169 Donna V.  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:54:30pm

Sorry, I can't resist (this is fun). Amin wrote:

(paraphrasing you: "our society is better than yours").

Yup, it sure is. I thank almighty God every single night that I was not born in an Arab country where men treat women like sh*t and the men are treated like sh*t by their rulers.

Tell me one thing, moron, if your so-called society is so terrific, why do Arabs emigrate to the West and America en masse, but nobody in their right mind would emigrate to an Arab country.

And charges of racism are pig crap. You're the same race as me: Caucasian.

170 Me and Julio  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 2:58:46pm

"who eat babies for breakfast"

No, thats the Chinese.

[Link: weeklystandard.com...]

171 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:00:32pm

#164, T. Jefferson,

I suspect that's a littlie out of its league :-)

GAZE

172 SecHumanist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:13:09pm

I dunno what you people are complaining about, Amin is awesome! I have more respect for Amin than I do for any PLO spokesperson or any Arab leader/spokesperson for that matter - he at least tells it like it is, no hiding behind the B.S. that little vermin like Arafat do.

Take this statement that he made in post #88:

Who cares that Arabs were the historical (ie 500 years ago) caretakers of the holy land. The Israelis are the modern caretakers of the holy land and are now being forced (at least attempted to be) out by the Europeans and Arabs. 500 year old claims are not valid, you morons.

If century old claims are really valid then pretty much all of the USA should be handed back to the native americans.

Historical corrections made by me. Of course I could have mentioned the Turks or the British as "modern caretakers" - Apparently their claims to the land would be just as valid in Amin's eyes (or is there a random cutoff date - did they miss the deadline to apply for the land?). The great thing is that he basically agrees that the land deservedly belongs to Israel because they control it now, and that this war that he is calling for and supporting is a war of aggression - at least he admits it.

But I gotta respect Amin for telling it like it is. He knows what he wants (genocide) and clearly advocates it - much more respectable than any PLO leader in existence today.

173 Infidel  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:14:52pm

Roach #158 you forgot Kissinger's insane support of Indonesia's Genocide in East Timor.

Thanks Iron Fist. The Islamists can't really be as dumb as they appear, can they? Thanks for answering that burning question Amin.

174 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:15:23pm

Well, all in all, a good release of steam in this thread.

But in the end, what empathy I had for the cause of the West Bank and Gaza residents completely disappeared on 9/11/01, when I watched them cheering and shooting off guns, celebrating the events that killed 3000 Americans.

I will confess - and not to my honor, but my shame - that I tried very hard to stay "neutral" WRT Israel vis-a-vis the West Bank and Gaza residents before this. I tried to believe that the WB&G residents were rational and reasonable.

I was wrong to do so, because the struggles of Israel and the struggles of the Arabs are not comparable.

I was wrong to do so, because I had blinded my eyes to the people of Israel and their attempts to build a land of freedom and security and peace, and I had failed to think of the horrific events that have been occuring daily in the ME against the Jews.

I was wrong to do so, because so much of what comes from the ME non-Jews is raving lunacy, and not just from its terrorist leaders - it also comes from its so-called mainstream leaders and media.

I was wrong to do so, because I claim to be an American and a supporter of democracy and human freedom, but I trifled with the efforts and lives of Israelis by not treating their desires to live in peace, security, and freedom as something as real to them as my own desires for the same here in the US. I didn't take it seriously that they just want to live, see their kids grow up, bounce their grandchildren on their knees.

I hid my head in the sand, thinking myself safe in America, and thinking that if I just didn't think about it, it would go away. Maybe the Arabs would give up and come to a reasonable modus vivendi with Israel. Why couldn't they see the rationality behind Sadat's treaty with Israel and understand that Israel wasn't going to leave?

But 9/11 woke me up, I think, and I can no longer take the cries of victimhood by the Arabs seriously. All their focus is seemingly against Israel and the Jews. (Read the "Arab News from Saudi Arabia," for example, and see if there's any condemnation of Islamite-against-Islamite slaughter in Algeria. No, it's always Israel's fault.) It's always the Jews, according to the Islamites, and it's just tiresome. It's always the blood-thirsty cries for revenge, and the shooting of rifles in the air, and the invective against Jews, and the endless, boring, monotonous claims of victimhood of the Islamites.

So, when I see a troll appear on this site, I play with it like a cat plays with a mouse - but I just don't take anything a troll says seriously. I treat it like someone reading a script generated by a 1000 monkeys trapped in a room: it may sound like it's intelligent, but really, it's nothing more than random vowels.

Sigh...sorry about the downer of this. The thread's funny, but I get tired of the trolls.

175 Infidel  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:15:45pm

Roach #158 you forgot Kissinger's insane support of Indonesia's Genocide in East Timor.

Thanks Iron Fist. The Islamists can't really be as dumb as they appear, can they? Thanks for answering that burning question Amin.

176 dennisw  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:18:40pm

#133 Ranbutan
_________________

Malicious bastard twit that you are, you should be the first barred from LGF. Go sprinkle your fairy dust elsewhere.

177 dennisw  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:21:42pm

174 Steve Miller
________________

Good on ya! Better late than never.

178 Amy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:25:55pm

mommydoc,

You're the best! I voted for Gore, too. :-)

BTW, great links in #68, even if they were pearls before the halal swine.

I guess our visiting Troll thinks that he's helping "the cause" of his splodydope brethren by spewing bile here. LOL. If he were such a committed warrior for Islam, he wouldn't be sitting on his fat ass in the U.S. tippy- tapping away on his keyboard.

Oh, but maybe he's a member of one of those terrorist cells that Steve Emerson talks about in "Jihad in America." Maybe you should pass his location along to the FBI, Charles. They might be interested in the contents of his computer or the status of his visa.

It's so unfortunate when certain people remove all doubt of their stupidity by opening their mouths. Ruins all the suspense. Don't you just hate when that happens?

Echoing what some others have said, it really is interesting to compare the achievements of 1 billion + Muslims to 12 million Jews. Mafouz did win a Nobel for literature a few years back (I read his novels - they're really wonderful), and, naturally, some fundamentalist ignoramus who thinks that no one should read anything besides the Koran and "I hate Jews and America" propaganda tried to kill him.

And, BTW, the Arabs didn't invent algebra - the Indians did, although the Arabs are only too glad to take credit for something they didn't do. Sort of a pattern with them.

179 roach[deleted]  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:29:42pm
180 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:30:22pm

Proof of a troll: From 11:00 to 2:00, when Amin showed up, 37 posts. In a mere 3 hours after his appearance, 132 posts, all directed to him or pointedly going off-topic (hilariously) to avoid him. Just like the patient admitted with a borderline personality disorder, who starts "splitting" the staff, until everyone notices how much emotional work they are doing because of (usually) her, the troll disrupts everybody while not remotely interested in the points of view others have.

Great thread, though, guys. Donna V, this is priceless:

If Israel magically disappeared tomorrow, "Palestine" would be just one more primitive Middle Eastern shithole that nobody (not the EU, not the Left, not the Saudis, not anybody) would care about.
Israel is actually the greatest gift the Arab rulers have been given over the past 50 years. They can be complete and utter failures as rulers, can refuse to democratize their countries at all (clearly you don't care about democracy), but because Israel exists all they have to do is scream "Zionists! Zionists!" and their ignorant, moronic, hate-filled subjects jump up and down like a pack of frenzied lunatics and froth at the mouth like rabid dogs. That's exactly what they want you to do - keeps the spotlight off the fact that they're miserable excuses for rulers and human beings.

BTW, speaking of Richard Dreyfuss, the chairman in my first residency program (also Jewish) was a dead-ringer for him. Any wonder I quit that one?

181 Amy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:32:06pm

Hey, I really like Richard Dreyfuss! (Does that qualify me for trollhood?) :-P

182 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:38:08pm

Amy - If you confess that you like Richard Dreyfuss, then I can confess I like Barbra Streisand's singing. But the rest of her shtick? - Feh! And her hilarious faxing to the Democratic congressional leadership? Well, it was certainly entertaining.

Uh-oh. This is clearly off-topic.

183 Amy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:40:54pm

I like Barbra Streisand's singing, too - I only wish she'd stick to it and leave politics for the grownups.

184 slipkid  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:43:26pm

I will not feed the trolls . . .
I will not feed the trolls . . .
"scuse me while I fetch the trollbat"

185 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:45:07pm

#169

Donna the women in your society are mostly a bunch of whores and sluts. Do not blame us for protecting our women from corruption. Sure some muslim men take it too far but there are bad apples in every society. Unfortunately, there was no man in your life that guided you away from forming your unsensible opinions.

=====

And how come noone has condemned roach for using the term "[bigoted word]s"??? If all of you seriously condone such terms than how can you claim to not be racist?

Yeah go ahead call me a racist in retaliation, it doesn't bother me, I do condone the killing of people who have stolen our lands. If you want to believe I condone the killing because the dead are jews, then thats your choice to believe whatever you want. But, the reason I condone the suicide bombings is because it is thieves that are being killed.

186 Steve Miller  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:47:09pm

GAZE

187 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:48:06pm

Steve's hot

188 SecHumanist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:50:29pm

GAZE

189 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:54:20pm

Steve Miller, I think Amin just gave you a compliment. But we?ll probably need Throbert to get an unbiased second opinion.

190 Ranbutan  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:54:56pm

#176 - Dennisw

#133 Ranbutan
_________________

Malicious bastard twit that you are, you should be the first barred from LGF. Go sprinkle your fairy dust elsewhere.

Excellent! I see the various arguments and links I made are getting to Dennis the Menschenist. Reality has that effect on some extremists.

If the truth hurts, the arguments are reflective of global and emergent US opinion, Dennis...scroll past if they offend you. Extremists are always more comfortable reaffirming one another in their narrow circle that "We are Correct" than engaging in public discourse and debate.

191 Kirk  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 3:56:21pm

I worked with a muslim woman from Lebanon. She once told me that some of the worst sluts she ever knew covered themselves(muslim women fyi). She also said that there were quite a few young muslim men in the Chicago mosques who want to travel to the middle east so they can be in the fight against Israel. She was disgusted by this. Her father had been shot by Arafat back in the early 60's. Seems Arafat took the goods and didn't pay her father. Rather than paying the man Arafat shot him. He recovered and moved to Germany to get his family out of the middle east.

192 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:00:24pm

Steve Miller (#174) Not a downer at all, but a beautiful, clearly heartfelt admission. I, as a Jew, felt much the same way---tried to remain open-minded and even-handed and concentrated on the existence of the "good" Palestinians rqther than dwell on the reality of the all-too-numerous ones intent on eradicating Israel.

9/11 was my turning point, too, I am ashamed to say. Ashamed, in my case, because as a Jew with family in Israel, I was purposely trying to remain an idiotarian when confronted with thte facts, and it was not until the battle was taken to my home turf that I shed my idiotarianism. Not because of, mind you, but until.

Amy--thank you. From you it means a lot.

Boy, all my favorite girls on one thread today.

193 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:02:07pm

#87, Amin,

I fuckin' knew you were gay. I've had too many gay friends to not notice how you present yourself. You are rather obvious ;-)

Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, BTW. Different strokes for different folks. It ain't my business, after all.

D'you realize your friends the Taliban would drop a wall on you? Al Qaeda would just kill your gay ass?

Just because you are gay. No matter how much you cheer them on.

Holmes, you need to look at the company you want to keep. All this self-hatred is detrimental to your mental health.

Accept what you are. There?s nothing wrong with it.

And quit siding with the enemy because of your self-hatred.

194 bratgirl  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:04:09pm

Is Amin a troll?

195 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:07:25pm

Dang, where?s this thread going? fairy dust, muslim sluts, Amin testifying his love for Steve, pictures of naked men...

196 Donna V.  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:09:07pm

Thank you, mommydoc (It's good to see your posts again - I hope you enjoyed yourself in Florida:-)

I'm reading the Mr. Holland's Opus comments with as much amusement as I'm reading Amin's lame posts. One bind moviemaker's get themselves into: presenting a fictional character who is supposed to be a brilliant composer (or painter or poet), building him or her up to the point where you're supposed to believe they're up there with Mozart or Degas or Yeats, and then presenting their work, which is clearly crapola. I recently saw the old film of the Picture of Dorian Gray, and the original portrait, which everyone swoons over, is no great shakes. I'm trying to remember the name of some 60's movie I saw where the main character was a famous "poet" who spouted stuff that was almost as bad as "Who blow up da owl?" You can fake someone playing a brillant mathematician or chess player ("Searching for Bobby Fischer"), but portraying fictional artists is much tougher.

197 cba  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:10:03pm

Arrrghhh!!!! So much for my good mood... my husband started watching the History Channel and they're showing a British documentary, In the Name of Liberation," all about how those nasty J-E-W-S "ushered in the Age of Terrorism" (as near a direct quote as I can remember) by bombing the King David Hotel. It could have been made by our buddy Fisk.

198 Erik  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:18:10pm

Gaze

199 Robert Crawford  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:20:58pm

#197 -- What a load of crap. The "age of terrorism" began back in 1800s -- they called them "anarchists" then.

200 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:21:22pm

GAZE

201 Donna V.  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:30:15pm
Donna the women in your society are mostly a bunch of whores and sluts. Do not blame us for protecting our women from corruption.

Uh, by beating them to death to save your oh-so-precious male "honor"? I'd rather live in a cardboard box in Central Park than opt for such "protection."

What complete and utter cowards the Islamonazis are. It's not dishonorable to coldbloodedly murder women, children, the elderly, or anyone else who presents an easy target. I hold Arab "honor" and your so-called "manhood" in complete and utter contempt.

Finally, you call us "whores and sluts" and then ask us to be indignant because someone used the term "[bigoted word]." That's rich.

"You whores, somebody called me a [bigoted word]! Why do you Western sluts not defend for me and denounce the racist!"

I am sorry, Charles. Hard to resist fish-in-a-barrell shooting.)

202 Ranbutan  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:30:49pm

#151 - H-man

Evidently the link is only referencing a "hit zone" - #3 to be accurate - on the current WorldTribune web page. The link I had was from Sunday.

Here is the full article:

U.S. reject Israeli objection to 'roadmap'


Special to World Tribune.com
MIDDLE EAST NEWSLINE
Friday, January 3, 2003
JERUSALEM ? The United States has rejected virtually all of Israel's reservations regarding an international plan for the establishment of a Palestinian state.

Israeli diplomatic sources said the latest draft of the so-called roadmap for a Palestinian state does not include any of Israel's proposed revisions. The sources said the United States and its partners rejected Israeli objections concerning the extent of an Israeli withdrawal, immediate negotiations on the future of Jerusalem and the evacuation of Jewish settlements.

"This document has turned into a major concern for us," a senior Israeli official said.

The United States, United Nations, European Union and Russia appear to have accepted only one objection by the government of Prime Minister Ariel Sharon. The Quartet agreed to delay release of the roadmap until after the Israeli elections on Jan. 28.

The sources said the second draft of the roadmap appears to be the final one. The draft overrides Israeli objections on three major points. The roadmap contains a clause that Israel must withdraw to the 1967 borders, a point opposed by Sharon.

The second point is that Israel must discuss the future of Jerusalem at an early stage of the negotiations. Sharon had sought to delay such talks. Sharon, the sources said, also wanted to remove a clause in the roadmap that called for an Israeli evacuation of Jewish settlements before the conflict is resolved. The United States rejected the request.

Israel was also rebuffed in efforts to base the roadmap on the principles espoused by President George Bush in June and ensure that the United States alone is deemed as the arbiter of Palestinian reforms and ceasefire. Bush had linked a Palestinian state with an end to the war against Israel as well as the removal of Palestinian Authority Chairman Yasser Arafat.

The latest draft of the roadmap does not contain such a link. Instead, the roadmap said an Israeli-Palestinian peace would be based on principles espoused by Saudi Arabia more than a year ago.

AS for trolling, I do occasionally interject some comment like the guy who sacrificed his life to save Hebron Settlers, was squandered....because the Hebron Settlements are untenable, he never should have been there in the first place, and the Hebron Settlers will be gone soon. That provoked good, perhaps voiciferous debate....over my "bait" - that Sgt Apted's actions will impact the future as much as the old bones of Queen Victorias soldiers on a dusty Afghan plain had an impact.

203 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:33:42pm

Charles--isn't there some kind of rule about copying articles in their entirety? Copyright infringement, I think?

204 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:43:04pm

#201

like i said there are some men who are bad apples, of course you convienently forgot about that

and since ure too dumb witted to realize this yourself: saying that many of the women in ure society are whores and sluts is not a racist comment. (and who disagrees anyway with my comment regarding ure women? not many) Identifying someone in a derogatory way by what they wear (when dictated by their religion or culture) is a racist comment.

and donna lets not be tit for tat, grow up. just because I correctly characterized women in your society doesnt mean you should tolerate racist comments such as [bigoted word]

205 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:45:28pm

Charles--he's getting boring. Can you pull the plug? Soon?

206 cba  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:50:10pm

No, no, please don't pull the plug! He's disintegrating into "Net-spell"--soon he'll blow a gasket. Love to see it happen...

207 SecHumanist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:50:46pm

Charles - I second mommydoc's call - it was funny at first, stupidity always is - but now he's just wearing out my scrollwheel.

208 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:53:41pm

Donna V.

Finally, you call us "whores and sluts" and then ask us to be indignant because someone used the term "[bigoted word]." That's rich.

"You whores, somebody called me a [bigoted word]! Why do you Western sluts not defend for me and denounce the racist!"

He better hope you defend him, since he obviously doesn?t have the balls to do it himself.

209 JLawson  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:54:04pm

Third.

For crying out loud, the poor little troll is so tired can't even capitalize sentences correctly, or spell "your" correctly.

He's obviously up way past his bedtime. Poor little guy needs his sleep.

J.

210 Ranbutan  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 4:58:03pm

#148 - followed your link. Not bad at all.

I think the problem with Eretz Israel is that it is a vague term that has been given various meanings over the years regarding territorial limits by early Zionists, the present pro-Israeli people that are all over the place, and present day Arabs.

An illustration of what some Jews think Eretz Israel is "code" for:

Eretz Israel

This of course is laid to the 1st Zionists, that dreamed of Eretz Israel covering all of David's peak expansion, or at least the height of the Maccabees. Some even dreamed of Jews ruling "Eretz Israel" from the Nile to the Euphrates....and unfortunately, the Arabs took them literally...so Eretz Israel means to an Arab....all the Middle East as per the early Zionist day dreams.

Daniel Pipes has his own definition in the midst of an excellent piece, on "The Greater Israel Calumny" where he debunks the Arab "Nile to the Euphrates" conception that some Jews, also believe in as in the past link. Pipes believes it means 1967 Israel, plus the Golan, plus West Bank, plus Sinai...though he says Israel may not elect to be sovereign over all of His Definition of Eretz Israel.

Eretz Israel

In Europe and USA political circles, Eretz Israel has come to be "code" - based on the Settler's constant reference to the term - for Israel plus all of the West Bank.

That is why I prefer accurate descriptors over things like "Serbia's Land", "The Homeland of the German Volk", "True China"...and "Eretz Israel".

Because the favorite vague nationalistic "pet phrase" of irredentionist nations invites the question...."And the exact borders are where, Cochise??" Wherein one not of "The People" gets very worried when they hear "To be Determined Later".

In the case of Arabs, full paranoia..

So, my hope is that the politically loaded "Eretz Israel" goes away.....and people speak of Israel in precise terms...pre-1967 War Israel, present day Israel plus the disputed territories.

211 HA  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:00:31pm

Amin,

Israel could clear the West Bank and Gaza without breaking a sweat if it wasn't for American pressure not to do so. You hapless, immasculated, blowhard Arabs wouldn't even slow them down.

Now suppose America decides not to lean on Israel anymore. What happens then? You guys are toast.

Face it Amin, Allah doesn't protect you, America does. We are your god. We are your life.

You don't want to piss us off. If you push us too far, your false god - that hallucinatory figment of some desert savage's imagination - won't help you. We can wipe your entire civilization along with that stupid black cube off the face of the earth.

You'd be wise not to mistake our tolerance for weakness because our tolerance is running out.

You don't want to play Cowboys and Arabs do you?

212 Juicy Lucy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:00:44pm

[bigoted word]s? Diaper domes? Disgustingly racist talk!!!

213 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:01:11pm

Guys and Gals,

Understand, Amin is a self-hating homosexual man.


saying that many of the women in ure society are whores and sluts is not a racist comment.

Realize he is really referring to himself as the "slut".

It is sad, really. He can't deal with the fact that he has made himself available to so many men...

He needs to be understood, and he needs to understand. Being gay isn't an abomination. He is what he is. There?s nothing wrong with it.

It is merely what he is.

214 kelley B  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:02:17pm

I'll disagree with you.. concerning the treatment women... Amin.
Allowing little high school girls to burn alive because some pig would not allow them to leave a burning dorm without their damn sacks on....FGM 1oo million women and girls mutilated for F***ing what....I need a soft padded mat to sit on and to gaze into the face of evil...BS don't give me that SH** about islam honors and protects women.....gaze
Last week I didn't know what a troll was..now I'm feeding one...
GAZE

215 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:08:37pm

Iron Fist, Have you noticed how the two ?other? posters who mysteriously show up to support him in first-time LGF posts are named ?bratgirl? and ?Juicy Lucy?? What?s that tell you about his frustrated sexuality?

216 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:19:01pm

#215, Geepers,

Back in the early '90's I had a good friend who was (from all reports) a beautiful drag queen. He knew where my tolerance broke, and he never once pushed it.

"bratgirl" and "Juicy Lucy" sound pretty drag queen to me.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, even.

It just ain't my thing.

Amin, OTOH...

217 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:20:34pm

Amin - I don't find the use of the term '[bigoted word]' racist as one is describing an article of clothing, and not the person 'per se'.

What if roach referred to a camel jockey or a sand n***** instead?

218 Bez  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:24:59pm

#158

Roach,

You're disgusting. Revolting. And it's beyond both of those that only two posts out of over 200 question your mentality.

God damned disgusting.

Why not change the name of this board to "Fuck Islam!"?

Just so you know you ignorant fuck, Albanians aren't Arabs and the US didn't intervene in Albania but Kosovo and Bosnia.

Christ.

219 Amy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:28:44pm

Right on, Bez.

220 Nicholas Nippleby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:31:33pm

"What if roach referred to a camel jockey or a sand n***** instead?"

What about Pillar pounding desert drifters?

221 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:37:55pm

Iron Fist, If your right about the drag queen thing, that would certainly explain the clamor for attention.

Nicholas, isn?t that supposed to be Nippleboy?

222 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:39:03pm

Nicholas - how about 'Scimitar sucking Jihad jerkoffs'?

223 T. Jefferson  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:43:15pm

Why Support Israel?
...


There is also an affinity between the Israeli and Western militaries that transcends mere official exchanges and arms sales. We do not see goose-stepping soldiers in Haifa as we do in Baghdad. Nor are there in Tel-Aviv hooded troops with plastic bombs strapped to their sides on parade. Nor do Israeli presidents wear plastic sunglasses, carry pistols to the U.N., or have chests full of cheap and tawdry metals. Young rank-and-file Israeli men and women enjoy a familiarity among one another, and their officers are more akin to our own army than to the Republican Guard, Hamas, or Islamic Jihad.



The Israelis also far better reflect the abject lethality of the Western way of war. Here perhaps lies the greatest misunderstanding of military history on the part of the Arab world. The so-called Islamic street believes that sheer numbers and territory ? a billion Muslims, a century of oil reserves, and millions of square miles ? should mysteriously result in lethal armies. History teaches us that war is rarely that simple. Instead, the degree militaries are westernized ? technology that is a fruit of secular research, group discipline arising from consensual societies, logistical efficiency that derives from capitalism, and flexibility that is the dividend from constant public audit and private individualism ? determines victory, despite disadvantages in numbers, natural resources, individual genius, or logistics.
224 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:44:01pm

Bez and Amy--don't be too hard on Roach. Yes, he's raving in that bigger-is-better traditional Texan (I'm gonna guess East Texan at that, not Austin Texan) but you've got to admit he was provoked by over 100 posts by or in response to the troll. Predictable is all.

Which is why it's really time to pull the plug on it.

225 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:46:25pm

C'mon, mommydoc, one more nickname?

226 Robert Crawford  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:48:08pm
Nicholas, isn?t that supposed to be Nippleboy?

He's got it right. He gave his nipples for his country.

227 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:48:55pm

This thread is hilarious! You guys rock.

Who came up with GAZE?

228 Squiddy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:49:35pm

What a depressing thread. It starts out with an exhortation to ignore trolls and debate honest opponents, and quickly degenerates into an insane shouting match with a troll, full of ugly ad hominems on both sides. Sigh.

229 Bez  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:49:49pm

*Please wait to commence beating until after I'm done*

I seriously don't understand some of what goes on here. Half the time there is a lucid discussion and the other half of the time it's damned circle jerk of rage and hatred.

There are people out there, myself included, that share a basic worldview with most here but get incredibly turned off by the drivel spouted here and agreed upon by everyone else. There is an enormous amount of racial and religious hatred clothed behind a thin veneer, if any at all, of civility as evidenced by the charming new racial slurs above.

For those who haven't read my earlier posts, I am Albanian. Draw what conclusions you'd like from that.

*commence slurs in 5...4...3....*

230 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:50:53pm

Hey, y'all can keep on with the nicknames. It's even funnier when the troll, now firmly entrenched in the hullabaloo it creates, can't post back when we tear it to shreds.

That's when the real fun begins. Sadistic, aren't I?

New game: where do you think our out-of-context comments will turn up tomorrow? Blog (whose?), article or clueless high school student's term paper ("What I Did On My Christmas Break.")

231 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:51:02pm

Resistance is not futile.

232 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:53:42pm

Passports! Get your passports here, Jihadis!

233 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:53:49pm
He's got it right. He gave his nipples for his country.

Ouch. Talk about making a sacrifice.

234 Nicholas Nippleboy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:54:23pm

That one is pretty offensive. A little more offensive than ayatollah assisting halal hungry fatwa following carpet kneeling brigadiers.

235 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:55:17pm

Bez, please calm down. You've become a regular, and you know these guys don't believe half of what they're saying; it's an hysterical round of troll-baiting. Kinda like gallows humor and over tiredness.

That's part of why trolls need to be cut off when they declare themselves.

Don't take any of this personally--I am quite sure it's not meant remotely literally.

/serious conversation

236 Donna V.  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:55:51pm
and since ure too dumb witted to realize this yourself: saying that many of the women in ure society are whores and sluts is not a racist comment.

Er, no Amin, it's a sexist comment. And clearly the Muslim world's treatment of women has much to do with why they are, with a few exceptions, the most benighted, poverty-striken, miserable countries on God's green earth. However, you are dumb-witted to realize this yourself.

O.K. really, I will stop feeding the troll. My posts seem to especially piss him off though - he's not used to being challenged by uppity females!

237 cantrecant  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:56:40pm

wasn't this thread about Mr Holland's Opus? I think you're making a mistake about Mr Holland's Opus. The movie wasn't a blockbuster about great performances but about being a decent human being in the face of limitations.

Why would anyone expect Mozart material at the end? The end was not about a closet genius composer striking it big in his senior years but about a decent school teacher leaving a legacy of positively influenced human beings who wanted to show their appreciation by airing his hobby horse symphony.

Maybe it wasn't sophisticated enough for some, but it did have some subtlety.

238 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 5:58:27pm

cantrecant--you're pretty much a concrete thinker, aren't you? ;-)

239 Bez  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:01:29pm

#235

mommydoc,

Don't take any of this personally--I am quite sure it's not meant remotely literally.

See, the problem is that I think quite a few of them do mean it.

There are some threads that I save because I want to go back and reread them because they were so thought provoking and then there are some that I want to blot out of my head permanently.

Centrist Libertarian Republicans like myself read this stuff, shake their heads and seriously rethink their stance on these issues. It sounds trite but it's happened to a bunch of friends that I initially turned on to this board.

240 David A. aka Survivor of the attack on the Pentagon  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:02:22pm

Mommydoc;
Thanks for #5 & #180. #5 had me laughing out of control. Hilerious version of the serenity prayer! When telemarketers call they often ask for my wife since I am single I and a friend, have thought of the perfect response and I hope to have the nerve to use it next time they ask for my spouse i.e. telling them I have just buried my wife out back "because she was always buying things from telemarketers"!
#180 was the truth. Israel has been the perfect scapegoat Arab governments have used since 1948 to channel discontent from their own misrule.
PS To all LGFers where you are Happy New Year!

241 SecHumanist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:02:24pm

TJefferson:

I've posted this before, but it complements your post so well that I'm reposting it:

Why Arabs Lose Wars.

242 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:06:31pm

[THEME
    song=War Ensemble
    album=Seasons in the Abyss
    artist=Slayer
    lyrics=lyrics
/]


I seriously don't understand some of what goes on here. Half the time there is a lucid discussion and the other half of the time it's damned circle jerk of rage and hatred.

You have no sense of humor, right?

Half the time it is serious, the other half, we're just playing!

Welcome to LGF! We play violent!
[Brutal, demonic laughter]

243 cantrecant  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:07:55pm

mommydoc,

Just a lone noble voice of reason in the midst of chaos.

244 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:14:46pm

Nicholas - I find that more offensive than 'burkha bombing Kalashnikov kiddies', or even 'Tora Bora butthole 'hora'.

245 Iron Fist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:15:19pm

I'm going to bed, but one more time:

GAZE

G'night

246 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:19:13pm

Survivor (#240)

I hope to have the nerve to use it next time they ask for my spouse i.e. telling them I have just buried my wife out back "because she was always buying things from telemarketers"!

I have the most perfect Guns N' Roses song for you ;-)

Happy New Year!

247 Amin  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:24:50pm

#211

Who built Israel up? the USA. Without American support over the last 50 years there would be no Israel. So, don't tell me the USA is saving us from the monster, the USA created the monster.

248 NC  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:26:24pm

Does this mean the discussion of Mr. Holland's Opus is over? Damn.

For those who are interested, here's a shot from the end of the movie that somehow didn't make the final cut.

249 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:29:03pm

Hey! Amin could be the perfect shidech for Ranbutan, no?

250 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:35:29pm

Zulubaby,

No. Vacuous and long winded you?ve got to be kidding?. OH, you mean the other kind of match.

251 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:38:06pm

Re: #249

But he's still a shmegegi.

252 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:39:38pm

NC--LOL!

Zulubaby (Hi, sweetie) I think it's beshert. What do you think their troll-children will look like? PDM? Throbert? Any ideas?

253 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:41:26pm

Geepers,

Yeah, the made in heaven kinda thang ;-)

254 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:47:26pm

Hi mommydoc! :-)

Can't you just see it? It's going to be a beautiful thing.

Q,

More like a shlemiel ;-)

255 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:48:18pm

Note to self:

Do not attempt making lead-balloon jokes in a barely familiar language.

256 Raj Against The Machine  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:48:30pm

zulubaby - a song for Amin?

257 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:50:54pm

Re: #254

So I did hit something! ;-)

That was my second choice, BTW.

258 Geepers  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:52:53pm

Mommydoc, It?s a ? Boy?

259 Peace  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:56:56pm

So there are trolls and there are non-trolls.

Trolls are scum, repugnant, imbeciles, offensive.

Non-trolls are all-knowing, sharp-witted, shrewd, crafty.

So if all the non-trolls were born in Germany and were around in 1939, they would probably refer to Jews as Trolls. Bigotry couched in ideology is not justifiable.

Blog fanaticism has hit a new low.

Us vs. them. Idiotarians. Anti-idiotarians...So we're not them! We're better, smarter.

If you are all so literate, erudite and mindful, why do you resort to childish name calling or labeling? Does it make you feel better to stroke your own egos?

Only the ignorant get a kick out of putting others down, grinding them into the dirt. The Aryian nation did just that to Jews, Gypsies, blacks, etc.

Arrogance is not a sign of true intelligence. Nor does it equal with real power in the end.

Someone once wrote, "We see the world not as it is, but as we are."

Nothing truer has ever been said.

So who are you?

260 centaur  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:58:58pm

This has been a very entertaining thread. Now my eyes hurt. To paraphrase a post from probably three months ago by whom I have no idea now: A troll is someone who is disagreeable, rather than merely disagreeing. Ranbutan, for example, genuinely disagrees at times (with most of us at LGF) but is not a troll (in my opinion) no matter how wrong we may think he is. Others are simply disagreable, like that incredibly dense certain somebody who has been dropping great big stinky troll turds all over this thread.

And thanks #147 (was it 147?) for that lileks link-----great stuff.

And mommydoc you are a gem.

And happy new year to everybody-----and go Steelers!

261 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 6:59:45pm
Someone once wrote, "We see the world not as it is, but as we are."

And my library of pick-up lines gets another entry ;-)

"Someone once wrote, 'We see the world not as it is, but as we are.'
So who are you, baby?"

262 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:01:42pm

Peace,

Thanks mom!

Get yourself a sense of humor, will ya. If not for yourself, do it for The Children.

People who take themselves too s-e-r-i-o-u-s-l-y annoy me.

263 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:05:03pm

Q,

"Someone once wrote, 'We see the world not as it is, but as we are.' So who are you, baby?"

I ask the same of you ;-)

264 Q  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:08:21pm

Zulubaby:

Just emphatically NOT an eventempered model of civility ;-)

265 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:09:20pm

Q--schmegegie was okay, just a little too much of an endearment.

Raj--I could have done without that, although the repeated use of the word "precious" got me hearing the whole thing in my mind with Gollum's voice, which made it pretty funny...

Geepers--Don't tell Throbert who his adopted child's parents are. He'll be crushed. Although it does explain a lot...

266 centaur  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:12:58pm

Did somebody just scold LGF posters for name-calling by calling LGF posters "arrogant" and "ignorant" and "bigots" and by mocking LGFers as a bunch of ego-stroking neo-nazis? Well, maybe not quite neo-nazis, but just really, really mean people who are only behaving like nazis? Boy, that's rich. (Name-calling? reallly?) And to base that little observation on this particularly silly thread.... now that's some keen sense of perception.

267 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:13:52pm

Thanks, centaur, that's such a nice thing to say. How did you know that my Hebrew name translates variously as pearl or carbuncle (apparently the gem meaning, not the dermatologic one, thank God!)

Q--I think it's a great pick up line! Let us know how it works for you...

268 Amy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:18:56pm

They're both schmegegis, but what I want to know is, as between amin and ranbutan, which is the schlemiel and which is the schlemazel? Kinda like asking which is the butch and which is the... Oh, never mind. (No offense intended, Throbert darling.)

Peace,

Chill out, man! Trolls deserve whatever they get for being so insufferably obnoxious and thick-skulled. And do a little comparing and contrasting: the trollobyte wants to kill us all, while all we want to do is ridicule it a bit for our own amusement.

Raj #231,

Great article! Thanks! I'm glad to know that there are some Muslims out there who are trying to stem the tide at great personal cost. It's shameful that this man and his family have not been offered asylum in England.

The horrific details the man gives about what the Islamists have done and are doing in Algeria to innocent men, women and children just confirm what I and others here have said numerous times: as long as it's Arabs killing Arabs, the sanctimonious Kofi Annan and the rest of the hypocritical majority known as the U.N. General Assembly just don't care.

What the Algerian civilian population has been put through reveals the Pallies for what they are - lying whiners. They'd submit to much worse from other Arabs and keep their mouths shut for fear of even worse punishment. The Jews are rank amateurs compared to the Arabs when it comes to sheer conscienceless sadism.

What's scary, though, is that if Islamists will commit these kinds of atrocities against fellow Muslims without batting an eye, there is truly no hope of appealing to their "better natures" (assuming any such things even exist) to resolve the conflict with Israel. They will have to be utterly destroyed.

269 centaur  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:25:48pm

mommydoc---I don't speak a word of Hebrew, so it was just a lucky shot.... and I almost had to grab the dictionary for "dermatologic", but after about five grueling seconds of intense mind-stretching thought, I think now that you must have been refering to some sort of a bad skin condition... and now my brain is tired.

270 Erik  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:44:40pm

#259

Trolls are scum, repugnant, imbeciles, offensive. Non-trolls are all-knowing, sharp-witted, shrewd, crafty

You got a thesaurus stuck up your ass?

Oh yeah, and someone once wrote

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

271 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:53:48pm

#237 "Mr. Holland's opus" was the title of the film. The subtlety of the movie was that his opus was supposed to be all the children he helped, blah blah blah not just his composition. I sat through that movie in the theater with a bunch of women who were planning to be teachers. It was an awful experience. I had to keep all of my witty comments to myself or risk being left at the theater.

About once a year hollywood comes out with the "teacher who really cares about his/her students and makes a difference" movie. Most are awful. I knew this one was bad when I realized I was rooting for the heroic teacher to have an affair with the student so that my head would not implode from boredom. This one had the student dying (and in pointless vietnam at that) and the handicapped child thrown in for some extra pathos. Pure slop.

272 Matt K.  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:55:30pm

I just wonder why anybody bothers to discuss anything with the above moslem fanatic. He offends us, he should be offended as well. Do you want me to start? I guarantee you my repertoire is quite good.

273 PDM  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 7:55:35pm

#252 mommydoc,
Troll kids look just like the adults, just smaller.

Throbert, you clearly need some parenting tips. Trim your kid's nails.

274 superfly  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:04:50pm

#259 your comments are foolish. Sometimes there are bad guys and good guys. Your own reference to Nazi Germeny proves that in some conflicts there are some sides that are correct and some that are wrong. To use your own example of Nazi Germany, Winston Churchill made fun of hitler all the time. Was Chruchhill not literate, erudite and mindful? Did making fun of Hitler and the Nazis show that Chruchhill was ignorant? Chruchill enjoyed "putting others down, grinding them into the dirt". And he literally ground the nazis into the dirt with the treads of brittish tanks.

I guess by your reasoning that makes Chruchill ignorant, arrogent and wrong for making fun of hitler.

275 cantrecant  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:12:28pm

#271 superfly

I'd still give it a couple of stars. As I recall the really incongruous item in Holland's Op. was the black student who couldn't keep a beat, or perhaps it was just smashing racial stereotypes with reckless abandon.

276 roger  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:21:17pm

#249....
is shidech anything like felcher?

277 Nicholas Nipplebum  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:24:12pm

#244, that is almost as cringe-inducing as

Hebrew hating Ramadan wrangling Quran quoting twelve day war wimps.

278 Mr. Holland Groped Us  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:26:50pm

#277
Thats disgusting...

279 eliyak  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:45:13pm

Wow. What a HUMUNGOUS thread.

If century old claims are really valid then pretty much all of the USA should be handed back to the native americans

Ah yes- the native americans. Why aren't they blowing themselves up in Burger Kings?

Oh- is it because the US brings them prosperity and grants them all kinds of rights?

But... but... the Israeli Arabs...

Well, of course they're victims of the zionist entity as well. You saw what happened to two of their Kennesset members {cough equal rights caugh}! They were disqualified merely for voicing their valid veiws, which just happened to be that the groups aiming for the destruction of the state which they represent should be successful in their goals. Whatever happened to freedom of treason?---------------I mean speech. speech. of course.

280 Greg  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:51:31pm

Idi Amin writes:

#211

Who built Israel up? the USA. Without American support over the last 50 years there would be no Israel. So, don't tell me the USA is saving us from the monster, the USA created the monster.

The U.S. didn't support Israel in any meaningful way until after June 1967 -- when Israel showed America that it is capable of defending itself.

281 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 8:57:27pm

Nicholas Nipplewhatever, Mr. Holland Groped Us: I've got tears rolling down my cheeks and my chest hurts from laughing so hard, you knuckleheads!

Superfly--see, "Peace" doesn't get that yesterday's nazis are today's paleos. Great effort at setting it straight.

Eliyak--good one.

282 set  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:00:00pm

As a Native American, I have to say, that's not why I don't blow up Burger Kings. Blowing up innocent civilians is sick and morally wrong. Only a truly twisted and corrupted culture would think such actions are virtuous.

I can't have much sympathy for a group who kills children and innocents. The truth is that although there were some black spots in the history of Israel, the terror attacks against the British in the 30s or 40s not sure, they are ten times more moral than any Palestinian.

Anyway, that's beside the point. The Israelis bought the land from Arabs and as far as I know actually looked up to Arabs at one point. For their farming way of life. I would say their country could be considered legitimate by a de facto plebiscite. Also, for their respect of the rule of law and citizen rights, of course, certain people won't agree with me on that one.

I only wish Israel would take off the gloves.

283 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:01:27pm

mommydoc, me too, especially Mr. Holland Groped Us.

I'm wondering if they're all the same person ;-)

284 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:07:50pm

zulubaby--thanks for the link. I'm absolutely giddy now. My roommates think I'm insane. On this thread, they're Raj Against the Machine and Geepers and/or Iron Fist. They're hysterical, aren't they?

285 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:08:24pm

Am I the only one who is proud of our Charles for making Best Of The Web today? ;-)

Taranto made an announcement about LGF's First Annual Robert Fisk Award for Idiotarian of the Year, or "Fiskie" for short.

(See: First the Nobel, Now This).

286 eliyak  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:08:28pm

sorry, set. I guess I got carried away.

287 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:08:50pm

set--(seriously, now) Thank you. Very much.

288 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:10:16pm

No, zulubaby, I'mk proud of him, too. Someone mentioned it much earlier today, as well.

289 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:16:17pm

mommydoc,

That was probably me earlier too ;-)

290 James  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:17:53pm

We are indeed proud, Zulubaby.

It's not the first time that LGF has made it though.

291 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:20:06pm

I know James, but I'm still always proud of Charles :-)

292 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:26:19pm

zulubaby--it was you in response to someone else. Why, here it is.

293 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:33:52pm

mommydoc,

That's it! You're so funny.

294 SecHumanist  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 9:46:54pm

mommydoc - "someone else" - sniffle.. i'm not just some one else :-(

295 Athos  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:04:41pm

Now, that is the best way to slam the trolls - mention and reference the kudos that LGF and Charles have earned in Best of the Web, not to mention the flames from those sites / blogs that spawn these trolls.

Spawn of the devil - that's what these trolls are....no, wait, that's the Teletubbies. Maybe these trolls are really the teletubbies of the web.....uh ohhh, missed another fact.....bad teletubby troll.

It's either that, or these poor ppl are just trying to position themselves for an 03 Fiskie nomination.

Really, though, megakudos to Mommydoc for her serenity prayer. Works so much better than my notepads that have "Patience, My Ass....I'm Gonna Kill Something Today" across the top.

296 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 10:51:08pm

Athos (#295)

"Patience, My Ass....I'm Gonna Kill Something Today"

Love that! Works oh-so-well for me. One of the things I need to work on... ;-)

297 NTropy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:05:14pm

Late to the party but #120 Geepers read my mind like a book!

Talk about the troll points but treat the trolls like zoo exhibits. Critters - creatures who are of no interest save for their curiousity factior. Never respond directly, speak of them in the third person in their presense.

GMTA Geepers!

Take Amin for a example (no I said take him dang it!!) Notice the low brow, the sloping forehead. Totally devoid of any real intelligence. Surely a case of the gang of monkeys sitting at keyboards ever so slowy assembling the works of Shakespeare. Such a surprising waste of opposable thumbs.

An aside to Charles - nice "honeypot" thread!! Hope my suggestion is parially to blame.

298 mommydoc  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:16:11pm

SecHumanist--not just "somebody." My memory isn't what it used to be; but I cared enough to plow through several threads to find you. Does that make up for any of it?

Athos--you're welcome, but I like yours, too. Pithy.

299 zulubaby  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:18:32pm

Raj (#256)

How the hell did I miss that post? Perfect! LOL! Nice. Choice.

300 ploome  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:19:33pm

#241 SecHumanist

great article, thanks for posting

301 NTropy  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:23:10pm

Okay so this thread is now a third of the way to breaking Charles PHP again. 300? And we aren't even discussing the finer points of kosher cooking.

302 Wannabe D  Mon, Jan 6, 2003 11:38:08pm

Pop quiz...

What "loony left" websites produced these posts?

Battles over the existence or non-existence of imaginary seacraft, and who captured them:
"You are criticizing an American film for showing Americans taking over a fictional submarine on the grounds that it was actually the British who took over this same, entirely fictional, submarine."
(This post was responded to by one saying the sub in question existed, but wasn't the one that actually was captured anyway!?!?!)
(From ejectejecteject.com)

Gunfights with Egyptian deities:
"I'm not afraid of either Horus or Isis...I have a gun."
(From Rachellucas.com)

A draft-dodging GI JOE doll:
THIS VERY THREAD (#61)

The land of the good shows another side:
"America didn't get this way by being nice"
(This page ISLAM'S IMMIGRANT INVASION thread)

None of which were posted by 'trolls'.

Raise quizzical eyebrow...you guys are more postmodern than the people who study postmodernism!

You PRODUCE the contradictory, circular, ineffable arguments and they just map them!!

303 Paul of Arabia  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 1:27:21am

Well, I've spent all day reading this post, in-between work, and now it's time to go home and on the subject of trolls I just want to add...
Forget Mr. Holland's Opus, it was bad, but compared to Krippendorf's Tribe it was a masterpiece.

Oh, and by the way Donna #169

nobody in their right mind would emigrate to an Arab country.

Ahem...well, I guess I ought to make an appointment with my shrink, then.

304 HA  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:59:24am

Amin #247,

You've heard of the Balfour declaration haven't you?

305 Kieron  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:10:48am

re my much earlier post and in case Unglaubliche Name shows up again.

As to Kieron dude what do you expect? A letter in the Mail (which sits on the right wing of mainstream papers whatever your perspective, even if you think the Guardian is further left than Mao the Mail is on your right).

Despite the Daily Mail being on the right, what I usually see in it is an editorial line which shows quite a lot of antipathy towards the US and a letters page which is almost always downright hostile to the US. This letter was a pleasant surprise.
I should have pointed this out in the original post but I was in a hurry to go out.

Barbara Skolaut
Sometimes it seems like there are very few friends of the US in the UK.
As for the guns, well it's going the other way. Soon they will try to ban anything that vaguely resembles a firearm.

306 steve miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:19:52am

sigh...I leave for a few hours and Amin tries a few pick-up lines on me?

Sorry, Amin, you're not my type.

But just to make you happy:

GAZE

307 billhedrick  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:26:39am

Well, since I percipitated this mess by replying to Amin,
I can only say:

GAZE!

308 steve miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:37:05am

So many Amin's, so little time...

309 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:44:35am

Steve Miller ? So many Amin's, so little time... ?

Be careful there Steve, he might take that the wrong way, and then might want to take you the wrong way. Not to worry though I think mommydoc and zulubaby have him matched up with someone pretty special. You know those Jewish mothers.

310 steve miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:50:01am

#309

Little danger of that.

But thanks for the warning.

And mommydoc and zulubaby rock!

311 Sugar Booger  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:51:30am

I think Amin has left the building...

GAYS

312 Jim Bob  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:57:22am

troll - v. to fish for by trailing a baited line from behind a slowly moving boat.

It works best done shallow for the Large Mouthed Stupidfish.

313 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:57:46am

Sugar Booger ?GAYS?

Just when I thought this thread couldn?t get any funnier. Thanks.

314 roach[deleted]  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:56:26am
315 eliyak  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:07:32am

Amin:

Who cares that jews were the historical (ie 2000 years ago) caretakers of the holy land. The palestinians were the modern caretakers of the holy land until they were forced out by the zionists a half century ago. 2000 year old claims are not valid, you morons

You don't even make sense according to your own arguments. The Jews have never left Israel. Now the Arabs are trying to force the Jews out.

It's really sickening how Arab PR makes all the complaints about the Jews which they really deserve- terrorism, murder of innocents, ancient homeland- CHANGING OF ANCIENT HOLY SITES TO THEIR OWN RELIGION. That last one always makes my blood boil.

316 steve miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:10:50am

#314
Not all Muslims are terrorists, and not all terrorists are Muslims.

You must distinguish Islamites, those who preach, teach, and do terrorism and hatred, from Muslims, who are simply followers of Mohammed.

I've met Muslims who were not raging lunatics, and have some who are friends. (Please, spare me the "some of my best friends are..." comparisons here.) I've met non-Muslims who are Tin-Foil-Hat Brigade Charter Members, and they are not friends.

Sadly, there are far too few Muslims who speak out intelligently about the Islamites. I wish I could just hear ONE say, "It's simply flat-out wrong to kill civilians, no matter the alleged cause. Muslims don't need to whine and kill to prove their point. They should lead lives of respect and love, and stop mutilating bodies, societies, and souls."

317 Wannabe Dadaist  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:35:09am

#316


"It's simply flat-out wrong to kill civilians, no matter the alleged cause"

lol...I'm still waiting for an AMERICAN to say that...!

318 billhedrick  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:42:15am

#317?


GAZE

where do you think Steve Miller is?

319 Fred  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:53:45am

Now I know what a troll is. I can make sure that when I fire, I'm not hitting friendlies.

OT (Sorry): Israel will win. Even without US help.

320 Fred  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:57:04am

#317

The Law of Armed Complict, which is praticed by the US, prohibits the deliberate targeting of civilians.

This from an American

321 BigBad  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:01:46am

Amin -

A couple of things:

"the reason I condone the suicide bombings is because it is thieves that are being killed"

Are these two "thieves" like you mentioned? note: they live in the pre-1967 Israel, or was that land stolen, too?

Also: with regard to who the land belongs to: I assume that you're a muslim. Therefore, I suggest you read the Koran a little more closely, especially the part that says: "And thereafter We said to the Children of Israel: 'Dwell securely in the Promised Land. And when the last warning will come to pass, we will gather you together in a mingled crowd,'" From the Koran 17:104, The Night Journey.

322 SecHumanist  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:11:12am

#298 mommydoc - I was totally kidding :)

323 Kumquat - Phone Stereo Camera (tm)  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:13:55am

"It's simply flat-out wrong to kill civilians, no matter the alleged cause"

"No matter" is kind of broad. "Kill" alledges innocence. I'm sorry but being a civillian doesn't make you innocent like being a soldier doesn't make you judge jury and prosecutioner. How many times have we seen footage of rebels in Pallystine dressed like they were going to the market and carrying fully automatic machine guns.

I guess a uniform makes you a killer.

324 Kumquat - Phone Stereo Camera (tm)  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:14:39am

Oh sh*t, I forgot...


GAZE

325 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:15:36am

And only now, many hours later, will I reveal my shameful secret:

I've never actually seen Mr. Holland's Opus.

Yes, it's true. I started this whole Holland's Opus- bashing thing, wayyyyy back in #87, based entirely on my prejudiced views of the movie from having seen only the trailer.

Amin, if you're still here: what do you think of Mr. Holland's Opus?

On a more serious note:
Bez #229: I agree. I find some of the material that comes out in threads like this one pretty damn disturbing. But I guess it's to be expected in an open-forum weblog. (For instance, I think one would have a hard time finding a similarly-formatted blog whose stated theme was, say, "critique of Israel's foreign policy", that would not attract hard-core Jew-haters.) But there are certainly enough smart, decent, and very well-informed people posting to LGF to make it very much worthwhile.

326 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:25:28am

RE: Mr Holland's Opus -
I suspect no one's really watched - how could anyone possibly do that?

RE: innocent civilians
The phrase speaks of itself. Perhaps the brush was broad, but it is more useful to say "leave civilians alone" than to say "kill them all and let God sort out the victims," which is, I believe, an Islamite trait.

327 sam  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:31:22am

#325


Damn you and your lies about a stick waving conductor who taught us all how to love!

Here is a review:

"A musician and composer consumed with a love for music, Holland's true goal is to write one memorable piece of music to leave his mark on the world. But instead, he finds his calling in the most unlikely place, sharing his love of music with his students -- to let it fill their lives, the way it fills his. His students respond to his contagious passion, and as the years unfold, Hollan finds himself on an unplanned path. Redefining success and his own dreams, Holland realizes that his legacy will be greater than he ever dreamed. And wit the help of his students and his family, Glenn Holland learns that though our lives don't always turn out the way we plan them, life is what happens when you embrace the unexpected."

You have single handedly sent this entire post into a sorrow spiral. The only hope is that they will make a sequel, maybe a "versus" flick like -

JAWS V. MR. HOLLAND: Settling the Score

GAZE

328 superfly  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:39:15am

#317 except that it is not flatout wrong to kill civilians. It is flat out wrong to intentionnally kill civilians. In WWII the allies unintentionally killed plenty of civilians (probably tens of thousands of civilinas at least) when battling the axis powers. I am gald they did not stop fighting the axis even though it resulted in innocent death.

That is the difference betweeen the U.S., U.K., Israel etc. and Hamas, etc. Israel and the rest of the west tries to avoid killing civilians whenever possible. Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Al-quaida, Hezbollah etc. try to kill civilians whenever possible.

329 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:53:53am

This thread just gets funnier and funnier! SecHumanist--I knew you were kidding. I still wanted you to know you're special, too...

Too much stuff to respond to individually, but, like an incredible mosaic or hand-pieced quilt, the contributions all add to its beauty. But 309, 325 and 327 do stand out.

Paul of Arabia--did you actually emigrate as in permanent resident/citizen, or are you (hopefully) just making your fortune off the oil ticks with plans to retire in comfort in some civilized country? I rather suspect it's the second, like my dad did. If it's the first, yeah, well, I would try to find an American or English psychiatrist...

330 Jim Bob  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:18:04am

Sometimes they will even jump in the boat.

331 POLLSTER  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:43:18am

CNN - UNOFFICIAL PALESTINIAN POLL:

1)Jews are to blame, kill them, take our land back.
%75

2)Jews are to blame, don't kill them, take our land back.
%15

3)Jews are to blame, don't kill them, share the land.
%2

4)Jews aren't to blame, don't kill them, share the land.
%.00004475

5)America is to blame, Israel is a puppet state of America, Bill Clinton is embarassing.
%8

(#4 = margin of error.)

332 Colt  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:54:03am

332 posts? I haven't read it all, I just don't have the time.

But I think one or two must have fed the trolls. 332!?!

333 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 9:59:59am

Colt: you had to be there.

And yes, GAZE

334 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:02:07am

Colt--it's actually worth reading, if only for the humor. Really.

335 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:03:21am

Sugar Booger (#311)

GAYS

There is no way it gets funnier than that. I'm crying!

336 sam  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:10:08am

Okay kiddies, last post of the day for me. Here's a new slogan for LGF regarding trolls:

solicitors will be prostituted...

337 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:27:42am

sam--you are too much. More, please.

338 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:27:46am

Now seriously, the man from the Amin-corner couldn't possibly be real.

He was most likely someone who has antipathy against the coming war on Iraq, and is hiding behind the mask of Islam. I don't think he was really an Islamite, though. I think he was just some college student who had a few hours to kill between classes, and was logged on to his account in the school library or tech lab.

Just a guess. But seriously, I don't think there's a real "Amin" behind the rants.

339 Amin  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:43:57am

roach #314 tell me something:

I used to endorse Palestinian aims for a separate state; I used to think they had legitimate grievances with respect to the occupation.

...

But you know what, you blow up enough cafes, busses, gun down enough children, and do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to get a handle on Hamas and Islamic Jihad, and you lose all credibility with me. 9-11 combined with the Palestinians unending reign of bombing, etc., has made your claims of justice laughable

I just don't understand your logic. So, you're saying at one time you believed that we had legal claims to the land that Israel stole. However, what convinced you to think otherwise was the suicide bombings. So, tell me, how do suicide bombings have anything to do with ownership of land? Go ahead, disagree with our means to an end, but it makes absolutely no sense that you have changed your opinion of who owns what land due to the suicide bombings.

340 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:47:10am

I'm only sorry that this wonderful thread about Mr. Holland's Opus kept getting interrupted by all that crap about the Palestinians.

Tomorrow's topic:

The North Korean nuclear crisis: what would Mary Kate & Ashley do?

341 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:50:34am

Steve Miller, I have to agree with you. Amin showed a distinctly uncharacteristic troll trait; a sense of humor. That?s why this thread went funny instead of turning ugly.

sam, Because of you I am cursed with the memory of skinny shirtless ?Sven? wearing his horned metal-banded helm, hammering out the beat as he hungrily chants:
meow meow, meow meow
meow meow, meow meow
meow meow, meow meow
meow meow, meow meow

Oh the humanity.

342 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 10:57:19am

Yo, drag queen boy, nobody owns the earth, we?re all only caretakers, here for a very short time.

343 roach[deleted]  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:01:37am
344 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:04:45am

Now, now, roach - remember the maxim of peace:

Go
Away
Zion-
Enviers

or
GAZE

345 James  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:04:51am

So, tell me, how do suicide bombings have anything to do with ownership of land?

Very good question, Idi Amin. It's you who tied them together.

346 roach[deleted]  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:07:33am
347 Fay  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:09:17am

#340 Occassional, you are too funny! (how's my chair?)
;>0

348 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:14:49am

Folks, apologies for feeding the loathsome creature, but these points need addressing.

#339:

I just don't understand your logic.

That's 'cuz logic is a Western invention, shithead. Oh, and because you're an imbecile.

So, you're saying at one time you believed that we had legal claims to the land that Israel stole. However, what convinced you to think otherwise was the suicide bombings.

Not legal, pus gob. "You" have "legal" claims to shit. It's just that a lot of Americans (mistakenly) saw some merit to the "moral" claims of Yesha Arabs. Until they saw them dancing in the streets at the news of thousands of American deaths, like the demented savages they are.

You're an imbecile, BTW.

You see, tapeworm (you don't, of course - tapeworms don't have eyes), suicide bombings have the property of wiping out (like shit from boots) whatever claims of (bogus) moral adavantage Arabs have managed to establish so far.

Did I mention you're an imbecile?

349 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:19:06am

#347 Howdy there Fay! Happy New Year--the Barcalounger is doing great, thanks.

350 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:19:24am
Palestinian claims to statehood are like a confessed murderer arguing for releases from prison based on technicalities, even when he assures you he'll attack again.

Priceless.

351 cantrecant  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:26:47am

You guys are all really mean to Mr Holland. For that I'm upping my rating from 2 stars to 3 stars.

I think musims (sorry islamites) need to lighten up a little. maybe they need someone to pinch there cheeks in a good natured way. I think they should all see Mr Holland's Opus, it made me feel really good.

352 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:35:24am

RE: #151
Somebody needs a hug!

353 Fay  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:35:46am

Occassional, Happy New Year to you too. If the rest of 2003 has you contributing hilarious Mr. Holland's type opuses all year, it will be a good one indeed;>0

354 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:36:42am

RE: #352
Somebody needs to preview

Er, #352 should have said 351

Grrr.........

355 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:37:11am

#351--I tried to solicit Amin's opinon of Mr. Holland's Opus, but he completely ignored me!

356 Colt  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:41:41am

mommydoc

I've bookmarked it. I'll read it after exams. Now all I have to do is give a shit about Alice in Wonderland.

357 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:43:34am

However, I would pay good money to see JAWS V. MR. HOLLAND: Settling the Score. (No pun intended on that title, of course.)

One wonders: what would they do for a sequel?
The Goodbye Encounter of the Third Kind?

358 Occasional Reader  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:48:13am

#357 Steve M.--

There's also the possibility of an Islamist remake of a Richard Dreyfuss film:

The Goodbye Girl--She's a Slut and a Whore!

359 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 11:53:10am

Maybe OT, but...

I was thinking about children's programs in WB&G:
"Shari'a Lewis and her puppet Hand-chop. Join Shari'a and her puppet as they find and prosecute jihadi justice."

360 Amin  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:06:07pm

#346

Damn, now even roach is gazing at me. Quite funny, he writes a book in response to me then decides to gaze a minute later. Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

so hey roach...

GAZEing back at ure lovely blue texan eyes

HAHAHA lol jk... im faithful to steve

just kidding again. im kicking it in the hottub with my girl donna v. hehe hahaha. tata.

361 Greg  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:21:08pm

im kicking it in the hottub with my girl donna v. hehe hahaha. tata.

once you're out you cant get back in the closet so easily. nice try, Yasmin.

362 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:22:09pm

Richard Dreyfuss was ?Colonel Yonatan 'Yonni' Netanyahu? in Victory at Entebbe Also ?Curt Henderson? in American Graffiti.

Coincidence? I don?t think so. Think about it.

363 BigBad  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:22:39pm

Amin -

Still waiting for a snappy response to my post #321...

364 patriot  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:23:51pm

damn, sorry to come along so late. Looks like fun!

Can I feed the troll too? PLLEEAAASSEE!

Amin / Abdul / Mohammed ... whatever they call you (probably depends on the headscarf your wearing at the time..huh?)

This Texan has a special place in mind for one of my boots...bend over and let me see your arafat.

GAZE

365 Amin  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:30:16pm

ya greg caught me, that was really steve in the hot tub in drag

how am i going to tell my dad about this, he'll kill me!!!!! help me.

366 roach[deleted]  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 12:35:40pm
367 BigBad  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 1:17:42pm

That's the thing about trolls - they never do answer people's questions. That's what makes them trolls.

368 son of sam  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 1:37:36pm

#87
"I think the reference in this case is to mediocre actor Richard Dreyfus(s). I think we can all agree that Mr. Holland's Opus is a threat to America."

The Dreyfus affair was a funny thing to bring up, because now that Israel has a fatherland it exonerates the Jews from the suspicion that Jews are untrustworthy because they have no country of their own.

I don't know why being a spy was so bad in those times. Many of France's weatlhy and powerful, like England's wealthy and powerful favored German nationalism.

Finally, and in henceforth conclusionary fervor,
there should be a Dreyfus Affair movie, it could star Richard Dreyfus, Juliet Louis Dreyfus, Christopher Titus, who's last name sound's like "Dreyfus", and Mary Kate and Ashley Hitler.

I agree Mr. Holland's Opus is a threat to America. It is a symphony where the instruments are replaced with WMD's.

369 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 1:49:57pm

I know for a fact that Donna V would not be caught dead in a hot tub with Amin. So Amin is also a liar. Gee, what a surprise. The rest of you guys are just too damned funny, though.

Colt--Alice in Wonderland is great--I can still recite "'Tis the Voice of the Lobster," although I prefer Through the Looking Glass and ditto for "Jabberwocky." BTW--those are the only 2 poems I've ever memorized, even my own, and it wasn't even assigned. Good luck with finals.

370 Fay  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:05:44pm
I think the reference in this case is to mediocre actor Richard Dreyfus(s). I think we can all agree that Mr. Holland's Opus is a threat to America.

Occasional, you've spawned a monster. Hundreds (well that's a bit of an exageration) of grown men are now obsessed with Richard Dreyfuss. Excuse me while I go and play with my mashed potatoes.

mommydoc, how right you are about Donna V, she could probably eat Amin for breakfast.

371 Steve Miller  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:09:19pm

No wait, we could have Richard Dreyfuss play "Al-Phillipe, the Man in the Iron Mosque," in which our here, Richard Dreyfuss, must find a way to oust the imam of the Iron Mosque, Al-Louis, who had put him away in a madrassa in early childhood. Also starring Julia Louise-Dreyfus as Christine in a cameo (unseen under a burkha) and Gerard Depardieu as Yassir Arafat.

372 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:19:46pm

mommydoc ? ?those are the only 2 poems I've ever memorized?"

Careful mommydoc I?ve got those books on my shelf.


sam, you?re a genius, so?s your son.

373 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:22:40pm

Geepers: I'll take you on. How do I prove that I'm not just transcribing?

374 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:32:57pm

mommydoc, good question.

375 davesax  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:47:52pm

TROLL TRAITS:

Trolls often (but now always) have names like, Pal Supporter, Proud American Concerned About Others, Peace, Anil, Aman, Ashad, etc.

Trolls' beliefs follow a standard outline, whose roots are in the anti-American, Jew hating, Marxist rhetoric of Noam Chomsky, Said, etc. along with generous doses of Jewish loony-leftist rhetoric, courtesy of Israel's New Historians and Jewish anti-Semites such as Ben Shapiro. The overt anti-Semitism of Pat Buchanan, Hitler, Saudi, Wahhabists, etc. is also an influence.

Trolls will almost always (in approximate order):

1. Say they are anti-Zionist, not anti-Semitic.

2. Compare Israel's tactics to the Nazis.

3. Focus exclusively on the settlements, or past policies of the Irgun - implying that these issues are the main reasons for the Arab-Israeli conflict. Arguing tactics under this gambit may include but are not limited to:

a. Referring to Israel's "brutal" tactics of "targeting Palestinian civilians" in the territories.

b. Misrepresentation of resolution 242.

c. The providing of documentation of some kind from Jewish sources, showing that Israel is indeed committing atrocities on the Pals. Haaretz is a favorite source for this, being its center/left tendencies, coupled with its employment of loony leftists like Amira Hass, Tom Segev, etc., who, when taken out of context, often sound like anti-Semites, and in context, come across as radical anti-Zionists.

AFTER refutations - complete with links and historically validated assertions by such astute and patient bloggers as Lichty, E. Nough, Master Charles Johnson, etc - are posted, said troll (having ignored educated arguments) will do the following:

1. Focus on the "Zionist Lobby".

2. Set out to prove that Israel is a threat to the U.S. by bringing up the Pollard case, the bombing of the U.S.S. Liberty, the accusation that Mossad "knew" about September 11th, etc.

3. Provide documentation of some kind, ?proving? above claims, regardless of the linked documents? credibility. Whether it be the bogus Body of Secrets, Indymedia, Justin Raimondo, The Guardian, Benny Morris' Righteous Victims (which Morris has admitted has research "slants" based on his former politics), "authentic" DEA documents, or James Bennet?s Palestinian PR for The New York Times, trolls will shamelessly use sources that have a history of anti-Israeli bias and/or anti-Semitism, or that carry information which is unauthenticated. I once saw a Palestinian troll (or so he said) link to an anti-aboriginest hate site supported by David Duke. When I called him on that he...just kept on trolling. (Admittedly, that is when my other, obnoxious, childish personality of TROLLCRUSHER was born. I just realized that there is no way you could take these people seriously).

TROLLS, on the Iraq issue, will say:

1. It's all about oil.

2. The U.N. is center of the world.

3. Junior is trying to make up for what his "daddy" did or didn't do.

And finally:

After playing the above cards, trolls will get defensive and angry. This will manifest itself in some familiar behavior:

1st: They will answer questions directed at them with...questions.

Take this example from Amin:

So because Israel is a democracy and the people of Israel have collectively decided to unlawfully occupy lands it makes it ok? So, its the people of Israel who have stolen the lands?

This perfectly represents a common troll tactic. Its sole intent is to put the reader in a ?defensive? position, and is really just an accusation. Notice there is no attempt to level criticism with cogent, well-sourced analysis.

Once this tactic of thinly veiled attack provokes the anger of various LGFers, the TROLL will invariably be overcome by TROLL TERETS, a variation of ARAB TERETS, which is often displayed by Mullahs and their sympathetic bipolars on the left.

Some common troll terets outbursts:

"Oh great, so Jewish and/or Christian extremism is O.K., but Islamic extremism isn't. And all these white supremacists are different than Islamic terrorists."

"You are bigots. No wonder why Anil Ben Salami said this is a hate sight."

?Right. So every Muslim is a terrorist, and we should just throw them in the gas chambers. Hypocrites.?

Or, if the troll is on medication or seeing a cognitive therapist, a more smug, satisfied side may surface ? voicing transparent hate speech like:

"Thank you for providing valuable insight into the way the Jewish and/or Zionist mind works. I've often encountered this at Zionist web sites. I can't say anything about Israel without Jews going crazy."

?Well, it?s been nice being abused by you. Good to know I can?t level any criticisms against Jews without the ?anti-Semite? label being thrown at me. No wonder why the Pals hate you guys so much.?

Next Chapter: How to deal with them.

376 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:52:54pm

Fay (#370):

Excuse me while I go and play with my mashed potatoes.

Is that a euphemism? ;-)

377 cba  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 2:57:38pm

Came back here after a hard day at a client site--thanks, guys, this is THE FUNNIEST thread I've yet seen.

Charles, at archive time would you be able to give it a special link on one of your menus? I know there'll be times when I need a good laugh, and I can only re-read Salon.com's haiku error messages or new computer features so many times.

Of course, I can always play the Rhodes Design Christmas Dinner game.

378 davesax  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:00:35pm

Oh, and remember...don't forget to GAZE at the troll, and give them the attention they crave.

Also, you might want to add some words of adoration, like - "Hey, thanks for coming by. You've provided some of the most cogent, original, thought provoking arguments I've ever heard. You've affected me, and I will never even think about visiting LGF again - I'll stick to [Link: www.hornysaudiwomen.com."...]

or

"I appreciate you coming here to enlighten and entertain. You're intelligence is really sexy, and I'm horny for you right now. Please give me your phone number so I can come over and spank your bottom. We zionists liking brutalizing people in the bedroom too!"

379 Fay  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:10:10pm

Q:

Is that a euphemism? ;-)

Are you kidding? If I was using food references as some kind of (I presume as it's you) sexual euphemism, it would be something much more sensual/exciting than mashed potatoes;>0

mashed potato reference - see Close Encounters of the Third Kind

more sensual/exciting than mashed potatoes - see 9 1/2 Weeks

Sorry zulubaby, but you know Q really is a flirt (and don't we love it!)

380 davesax  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:14:18pm

GAZEing back at ure lovely blue texan eyes

HAHAHA lol jk... im faithful to steve

just kidding again. im kicking it in the hottub with my girl donna v. hehe hahaha. tata.

Hi, does anyone know what the fuck is this guy talking about?

381 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:17:42pm

davesax, Thanks, I’d forgotten how much fun we had with Proud American Concerned About Others. This thread just keeps getting better ‘n better.


mommydoc,

The hedgehog was engaged in a fight with another hedgehog, which seemed to Alice an excellent opportunity for croqueting one of them with the other: the only difficulty was, that her flamingo was gone across to the other side of the garden, where Alice could see it helpless sort of way to fly up into a _____.

A. Barcalounger
B. Holland
C. Tree
D. East Texan …, not Austin Texan

Bonus Question: Define the universe, give two examples.

382 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:38:22pm

Okay, I'll play. C Tree.

Bonus Question: Everything that exists. Examples: The Universe and The Universe.

C'mon, give me a hard one. Something to work with.

383 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:42:56pm

mommydoc, Dam, your good.

384 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:43:33pm

#382:

C'mon, give me a hard one.

(Charged silence) ;-)

385 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:44:04pm

Geepers, thanks, but I'm worried that you're a little easily pleased.

386 eliyak  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:44:27pm
I wonder if we have several Amins here. This one seems more chill than the original.

I have an idea. Lets ALL post under "amin." Won't that be fun!

387 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:44:52pm

Q--ROTFLMAOUIH!!!!

388 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:45:51pm

eliyak--and then we can guess which post is who! I love it!

389 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:49:47pm

mommydoc, You have no idea how wrong you are.

Yeah Q baby, and she was askin’ for it from me.

390 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:50:00pm

Fay, mommydoc:

I aim to please ;-)

391 amin  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:50:30pm

eliyak is rasict zionist filthy pig scum.

The zionists already stole my land- now they are stealing my name!

It does not matter. All of you indolent arrogant American criminals will be sentenced to burn in flaming camel dung for all of eternity by Allah, blessed be his name, may he shower mercy upon his servants and utter obliteration upon his enemies.

392 cba  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:51:20pm

Charles, please ignore my request in #377. I finally located my brain and simply bookmarked the URL.

Q--what mommydoc said (#387).

393 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 3:54:49pm

"eliyak is rasict zionist filthy pig scum." I told you amin had a sense of humour.

394 cantrecant  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:05:22pm

It's such a good movie (Mr H's Op.) that rather than being a threat to America I think it could be an effective weapon of good will. Here's the plan: jam aljazeera's signal and show Mr Holland's Opus on an endless loop. I think the kids might get a whole other idea about a lot of things and stop blowing people up. Probably a lot less inflammatory than David Letterman's Osama video doctored to produce the great man giving a spirited, though gutteral rendition of We Wish You a Merry Christmas (hope others caught that gem that was repeated often over the holiday period, not that I'm a Letterman fan, don't try to pin that on me, just a Dreyfus fan).

Seriously, Mr H's symphony, is sheer genius (barring the electric guitars in the symphony orchestra) compared to what passes for music in the muslim world. I'm not surprised the taliban banned music. After 1400 years with no improvement it was time for a break.

395 NTropy  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:05:55pm

#386 eliyak

I have an idea. Lets ALL post under "amin." Won't that be fun!

And risk having Charles, on some murky pre-caffeinated morning, banning the lot of us? Or worse yet, assigning E.Nough the duty of doing a Where's Waldo Amin search via fisking? I don't think that sounds like fun at all. ;-)

396 David A. aka Survivor of the attack on the Pentagon  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:09:00pm

So many people to thank for this great thread!
Thanks, Zulubaby for many funny postings especially #246. That Guns' N 'Roses song "Used to Love Her" was absolutely a scream! My favorite part was the second verse where he says he loved her, but had to kill her and knew he would miss her, so to keep her near, he
buried her in his backyard! I am going to pass that one on to my friends, especially the one who thought up the remark to the telemarketers in the first place. The lines at the end of the 1st and 4th versus, "I had to put her six feet under And I can still hear her complain" is great too!
Thanks also to Mommydoc for so many good postings.
In particular again Thank You for #5. The funniest and most meaningful part was the second verse. "And also help me to be careful of the toes that I step on today as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow" Lots of truth there. That serenity prayer is going to get sent to a lot of places. As Steve Miller said in #310 You and Zulubaby rock!
Steve, thanks for your many postings. #174 summed up why most Americans do not feel sympathy for the Palestinians. #316 reminded us that Terrorists and Islam are not the same thing. Remember sucide bombings were first done by the Hindu Tamil ethnic minority on Sri Lanka in their struggle with the Buhddist majority. Both in numbers and in importance of people killed (including the President of Sri Lanka and former Indian Prime Minister Raji Ghandi) the Tamil sucide bombers still lead those of the Palestinians. (Hope I did not jinx something with that remark.) Steve, thanks also for #357 endorsing Jaws Vs. Mr. Holland and for thinking of the sequl, Good-bye Encounter of the Third Kind! Hmmm you know, Charles I just thought about what could be the next LGF poll: Who would LGFers most like to see taken up to the Alien Mother Ship and Not returned! Think about it.
Thanks also to Occasional Reader, Sam, Steve Miller and everybody else for deconstructing Mr. Holland's Opus and leaving it in pieces on the cutting room floor. Jaws Vs. Mr. Holland recalls the famous animated short Bambi Vs. Godzilla!
Athos, thanks for #295, somedays it does feel necessary to stomp on something, particularly if you about to have the annual performance appraisal interview with your boss!
Sec Humanist #241 thanks for the link to the article, "Why Arabs Lose Wars" a very interesting piece.
And last, but not least thanks to Big Bad in #321 for the lines in the Koran about the Jews and the Promised Land. The accompanying article about Sheikh Palazzi was quite different then we usually get from a Moslem cleric.

397 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:20:06pm

Yo, Q. mommydoc "More, please." Eat your heart out.

398 Mr. Holland's Porpoise  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:30:00pm

Dreyfusardian bastards! Give me that old tyme supersticious anti-semitism any day...

399 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:31:30pm

#391 is eliyak; can't fool me.

cantrecant--or their heads will just spontaneously explode. Either way, it's all good.

geepers, Q--you're killing me! I'm crying from laughing so hard.

400 Amin  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:35:54pm

#391 is so far the one and only Amin post not made by me.

401 cantrecant  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:37:31pm

#391 amin

It does not matter. All of you indolent arrogant American criminals will be sentenced to burn in flaming camel dung for all of eternity by Allah, blessed be his name, may he shower mercy upon his servants and utter obliteration upon his enemies.

That's powerful evocative writing. You have literary gifts. Did you ever submit your portfolio to Marvel or Action Comics?

402 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:40:25pm

Sadly, Amin #400, it's your only good one.

403 Left Leaning Jewish Man  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:42:58pm

I would like to thank NRO for having a expansive library of commentary delving into the Dreyfus Affair. I checked the other political magazines but only could find scattered articles about Julia Louis Dreyfus' struggle with potato euphemisms. Thanks NRO.

Dreyfus Affair

Also, Vin Diesel is gay.

404 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:43:10pm

Ntropy, ”Or worse yet, assigning E.Nough the duty of doing a Where's Waldo Amin search via fisking?

Well I don’t know abour E, but I’ll bet Amin would love for his waldo to be fiskeded.

405 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:52:10pm

mommydoc, Ready for more?


”Put your hand down, and feel the _____.” Said Tiger-Lily. “Then you’ll know why.”
Alice did so. “Its very hard,” she said, “but I don’t see what that has to do with it.”
“In most gardens,” the Tiger-lily said, “they make the beds too soft – so the ______ are always asleep.”
This sounded a very good reason and Alice was quite pleased to know it.

A. Pearls, Swine
B. snuze, luze
C. ground, flowers
D. lead, balloon(s)

Extra Credit: predict the next number in the above sequence. 187, 222,15,355

406 Amy  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 4:53:54pm

#359 steve miller -

I'm crying!!!

407 cantrecant  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:03:48pm

btw I'm getting thirsty and I've been meaning to ask, who does one order drinks from? Is charles the bartender? (sometimes I've offended other patrons by confusing them for employees, although why people would be insulted by being confused for someone earning an honest living I don't know)

408 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:09:02pm

'Tis the voice of the jihadi, I heard him declare
"Allah baked me too brown, I must blow up my hair
And the Zionist eyelids, and zionist nose
And Zionist buckle and my own first-born's toes."

When the Jews aren't around he is gay as a lark
And will speak in contemptuous tones of Barak
When the IDF's risen and soldiers abound
He'll tuck his tail under and wail like a hound.

As I passed by his garden, I marked with one eye
How Rantisi and Yasser were sharing a pie
Rantisi and Yasser took gravy and meat
While the prole had the dish as their share of the treat.

When the pie was all finished the prole as a boon
Were kindly permitted to pocket the spoon
While the leaders took knife and fork with a growl
And concluded the banquet with.....

wait for it


"Who shot da owl?"


Major apologies to Lewis Carroll...Jabberwocky next, after dinner.

409 cba  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:13:19pm

mommydoc, you're a genius!!

410 M.M.  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:16:17pm

#408

That was great.

411 David A. aka Survivor of the attack on the Pentagon  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:16:20pm

Thanks also for Maine's Michael #19 in particular. Beit Halochem sounds like a very interesting and worthwhile group to work with. (Sorry, I missed you earlier Michael)

412 pokey  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:17:57pm

"Is charles the bartender?" No but he is a tall drink of water.

413 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:31:36pm

Geepers--too easy. C--ground, flowers

Extra credit : Hike!
(Amin's SAT scores? I know it's not an arithmetic or geometric progression, it's not a hex or ASCII message, it's not an IP address. Coded message?)

414 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 5:46:15pm

Survivor (#396)

My favorite part was the second verse where he says he loved her, but had to kill her and knew he would miss her, so to keep her near, he buried her in his backyard!

I know, is that the best thing ever? I love that song. My boyfriend dedicated it to me ;-) Thank you for your kind words.

Steve Miller, if anyone rocks, it has to be you. Even Amin is GAZE'ing at you lovingly. By the way, davesax, the GAZE is pure genius. If this isn't the funniest thread on LGF, I don't know what is. mommydoc, you're the best.

Oh, and Q, get over here before I kill you.

Pokey (#412) LOL!

415 cantrecant  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:10:04pm

#408 mommydoc -- darkly humorous, and scans pretty well too!

#412 pokey -- charles = glass of water? guess I haven't been around long enough to get that one.

416 Donna V.  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:11:30pm

Whew, made it through the thread! You guys are hilarious! And thanks mommydoc and Fay for refuting Amin's comment about sharing a hot tub with me. You wish, Amin!

Lord, just heard on the news that those photos of the men who supposedly crossed over the border from Canada were hoaxes.

417 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:13:12pm

Twas brillig and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimbol in the wabe
All mimsy were the borogroves
And the mome rath outgrabe.

Beware the Jihadi, my son
The stones he throws, the bombs that flash.
Beware the idiotarian; shun
The frumious Arafish.

He took his Uzi close in hand
Long time the manxome foe sought he.
So rested he by an olive tree
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood
The Splodeydope, with eyes of flame
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood
And burbled as it came.

One-two, one-two and through and through
The Uzi's shot went snicker-snack
He left it dead and with its head
He went galumphing back.

"And hast thou slain the splodey-dope?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy
Oh frabjous day, callou, callay,"
He chortled in his joy.

Twas Israel and the slimy pals
Did whine and pander to the press
All impotent were the EUniks
And the multi-cultis outraged.


Again, apologies to Lewis Carroll.

418 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:15:14pm
You wish, Amin!

He's not the only one, Donna ;-)

419 JESUS  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:16:56pm

Petition granted ........... Bless you my son, Go and sin no more! (By the way, do you know any good way to get nectar and manna out of a keyboard? Had a bit of an accident when I read your post)

420 Paul of Arabia  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:20:53pm

The sun has just risen over the Gulf and still this thread is going!

#329 - mommydoc

Yes...it's the latter, I've already got plans for a nice little place in Southern California, near the mother-in-law, far from the nearest mosque. And talking of Jabberwocky, can I play too?

'Twas magreb, and the slimy mullahs
Did gnash and nasty in the mosque;
All flimsy were the arguments,
But the iman rants outrage.

"Beware the Jabberjew, my flock!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Juju bird, and shun
The fruitous Americasnatch!"

Mullah took his unlawful sword in hand:
Long time the Hebrome foe he sought--
So rested he by the Zamzam tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in offish thought he stood,
The Jabberjew, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the Gazan wood,
And burbled as it came!

One two! One two! And through and through
The Jabberjew's teeth went snicker-snack!
The mullah fell dead, and with his head
Jab went galumphing back.


"And hast thou slain the hatred spew?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!"
He chortled in his joy.


'Twas magreb, and the slimy mullahs
Did gnash and nasty in the mosque;
All flimsy were the arguments,
But the iman rants outrage.

421 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 6:27:40pm

Paul--I have tears streaming down my cheeks! I think we have a new contest. Charles--new thread for the Lewis Carroll-antiidiotarian poetry contest, please!

And see--I knew you weren't insane!

422 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:00:40pm

mommydoc, Answers were taken from post 55, 155, 255, and thus 355

423 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:20:18pm

I thought you meant "the following sequence: 187, 222, 15, 355"

and thought the numbers were the sequence, not the choices. Duh! I even checked entries numbered 187, 222, 15 and 355 for clues. Ugh.

I'm comforted (but not much) by the fact that not even my MIT/PhD computer geek roommate got it.

424 Geepers  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:45:16pm

mommydoc, I even picked a string with (what I thought) sort of obvious bits. Thought you would have picked up on the lead / balloon reference right off.

BTW you get minus Bonus points for misuse of a football term. When then situation is hopeless, you punt.

cantrecant (#415) “tall glass of water”, “tall drink of water” is a term from the 40’s & 50’s (and before ?) akin to the cats pajamas.

Oh yeah, something for Nicholas: Nipple Nibblers.

425 Donna V.  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 7:50:36pm

I LOVE the "Jihadwocky" poems, guys! "So rested he by the Zamzam tree:" great line, Paul. (And yes, I should have made my original point clearer. I wasn't talking about expats making a buck in SA.)

And Q: You are a devil;-)

(I am fully prepared for comments about horns and pitchforks:-)

426 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:02:37pm

Geepers,

LOL! Don't you just love the review...

Do not put this on your man -- it is too tacky and grabby.
427 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:08:21pm

Donna:

And Q: You are a devil;-)

Serpent, actually.

The tempting one ;-)

428 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:22:06pm

Q: You'll just have time to scream...

And I do not lose points, Geepers, you cheater, because it was a totally appropriate guess. Calling the play by a sequence of numbers used to be followed with "hike" even though it's now usually "hut!" Besides, you were supposed to be testing my knowledge of Lewis Carroll. I'll settle for no bonus points;-)

429 zulubaby  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:37:08pm
But even with all of this, "Q" is still pretty darn fun

;-)

430 Q  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:39:44pm

Zulubaby (#429):

You know this better than anyone ;-)

431 mommydoc  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:44:09pm

"Q" succeeds in creating an interesting premise, gleefully tongue-in-cheek. But "Q" is very sloppily put together.

432 But what in the hell's a ''panoe''?  Tue, Jan 7, 2003 8:44:14pm