The Truth About LFG
Charles Johnson
Thu May 15, 2003 at 11:02 am PDT • Views: 1,070
The IndyMedia Morlocks are on to me!
LFG pose as a graphic design/web design company that is funded by Federation UJA and other Jewish organizations. “Charles”, the “owner” of the site, claims to be some non-Jewish supporter of Israel and other similar terrorist regimes. It appears that the Jewish community really cooked up a good cover with LGF, because most seem to buy their garbage. But a few of my loonie right wing friends have alluded that LFG is nothing more than a mouth piece for pro-Israel lobby and Jewish groups in North America.
Little do they realize the terrible truth about LFG. You see, “Charles” is really a cigar-smoking reptilian android from the planetoid Aidemydni, who lives in a top secret nitrogen-filled bomb shelter (why doesn’t the nitrogen explode when I smoke? ah ah! that would be telling!) concealed beneath Denver International Airport. Bwa hahaha! Soon the Earth will be mine, and my lizardoid armies will herd the peace activists into brutal repression camps, the better to slaughter them and feast on their gamy buttocks! Bwa hahaha!
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