The Terrible Secret of LFG

Charles Johnsonfollow me on twitter
Fri May 16, 2003 at 9:31 am PDT • Views: 3,009

Curses! Cox & Forkum have obtained a picture of me, “Charles,”
relaxing in my top secret bomb shelter while oppressing an Indymedia peace activist and accepting my weekly Zionazi bribe! There must be a mole in my lizardoid army! Heads will roll!

Luckily for me, “Charles,” the Morlocks are too concerned with their latest proof that 9/11 was a plot by the Bushitler! They will not even notice! Bwa hahaha!

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 Frank says:

Here I stand hoping against hope that it's a chick with a low voice. -- At a concert in Beloit, Wisconsin 1968 or 69, when a guy in the audience yelled out, "Eat me Zappa".