if you’re amused by the strange things those kooky human beings do, git yerself on over to This is True and sign up for the mailing list. great stuff this week that i can’t quote here because it’s copyrighted, but i gotta sum up one story because it’s so funny and so pathetic: an 8 year old kid in Jonesboro, AK was suspended under “zero tolerance” policies (which should be “zero braincells”) for pointing a breadstick at another kid in the cafeteria and saying “bang”…