Happy Thanksgiving to all! Try not to eat too much turkey today; go ahead, try. I dare you. Heh.

At LGF Central Headquarters, in my nitrogen-filled secret chamber deep beneath Denver International Airport, I’ve got a nice juicy Morlock roasting in the oven right now, stuffed with Indymedia newswire clippings. Bwahahaha!

And since it’s a day for giving thanks, I want to send out my gratitude to all the men and women of the armed forces of the United States, for putting your lives on the line and serving our country in its time of need. You folks are the best.