Hey, I get it, man. A dolphin ain’t the same as a apple.
Jon Stewart was at the top of his game last night in this segment looking at the deranged CoffeeCupGhaziGate fake controversy.
One of the most ridiculous tactics right wingers use to “demonstrate” President Obama’s supposed narcissism is to count the number of times he uses the word “I” in a speech. It’s such an absurd, brain dead meme I can hardly believe they’re still parroting it — but they are! They really are! And the latest to blurt out this silliness is none other than Charles Krauthammer, who is totally skewered for it by Stephen Colbert in this clip.
Scotland is about to vote on whether to secede from the UK.
There are solid arguments on both sides.
But none of that makes bagpipes good to listen to…or does it?
Little Green Footballs can now reveal that we have uncovered never seen before photos of the Dumbest Man on the Internet, Jim Hoft, in violent, thuggish poses, making gang signs and showing off his numerous guns.
Hoft in a typical gang gesture with forefinger extended.
Sources in law enforcement have informed LGF that Hoft is a well-known member of the violent 37th Street Polo Shirt Gang. Here we see Hoft with some other members of the gang, one wearing a shirt that glorifies drug use and flashing the gang’s notorious two fingers extended sign.
Another picture of Hoft with a fellow gang member. Notice the same two finger sign.
In this photo Hoft is seen grimacing and raising a threatening clenched fist.
But most incriminating of all are these pictures of Jim Hoft brandishing a large arsenal of firearms in a clearly thuggish threatening manner.
A “gentle giant?” We don’t think so. More like a dangerous menacing thug.
Hoft replies on Twitter with a menacing comment.