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Fly Lands on Obama’s Face, World Net Daily Raves About Satan - Update: Satan Discovered Writing for WND

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Today at the craziest of the crazy right wing sites, ace reporter Aaron Klein is covering an issue that the mainstream media are too afraid to touch: Is Obama Biblical ‘Lord of the Flies’?

Yes, in addition to being a socialist, a Marxist, Hitler, an angry black radical, a secret Muslim, and a tyrant, President Barack Obama can also lay claim to the title of His Nibs, the Horned One. The Prince of Darkness. The King of Hell. The malignant arch-fiend Beelzebub.

Those reaching to connect Obama’s fly troubles with the darkest biblical references won’t have much difficulty.

One name commonly used to refer to Satan is Beelzebub, which translates from Hebrew into “Lord of the Flies.”

A posting at the popular Free Republic Web forum discusses Beelzebub and asks, “Is the White House fly infestation evidence of demonic presence and influence there?”

The End Times blog named Obama the “Lord of the Flies.”

The blog connects Obama to Beelzebub, writing, “This really isn’t an academic question. The Lord of the Flies is real.”

Over at RevalationNow.net, a posting by “editorial staff” muses about whether Obama is possessed by a demonic entity.

“I feel like I am watching a horror movie and the secret evil character is revealed by the evil signs around him,” the post reads.

Klein concludes his investigative piece with several paragraphs of citations from the Bible and Torah, helpfully explaining the many ways in which Satan has been linked to flies.

Some of World Net Daily’s super-smart commenters suggest an alternate explanation, however.

Flies are a very good judge of excrement.

[…]

Well as a dog owner I’ve seen a lot of dog poop in the yard through the years over the course of 4 dogs & as an eye witness I can say poop usually has lots of flies swarming around it & sitting on it. Maybe we should start calling obammie the BigTurd-in-Chief. ;-)

[…]

HAHAHAHA! That was funny. :)

UPDATE at 1/25/13 1:58:06 pm

World Net Daily may have a huge, no, an apocalyptic problem much closer to home, though. The signs are undeniable. One of their own columnists is also attracting flies.

Lucifer is among them.

The Dark Lord has many faces. (Photoshop by Gus.)

Creationist Governor Bobby Jindal Is Calling Other People “Stupid” Again

Anti-science right wing governor apparently lacks a mirror
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The media and right wing blogs are all buzzing about Gov. Bobby Jindal’s speech to the Republican National Committee, a warmed-over rehash of the talking points he’s been developing since the GOP lost the election, saying the Republicans have to stop being the “stupid party:” Bobby Jindal to GOP: Don’t Be ‘The Stupid Party’.

You can read the whole thing at the right wing Washington Examiner, where they think it was “dynamite:” Full Text: Bobby Jindal’s Dynamite Speech to the Republican National Committee in Charlotte.

The fact is, there’s absolutely nothing new or innovative about this speech. Jindal is simply repeating the same old tired anti-government lines the right has been recycling for decades, and if you’re looking for ideas on how to “reform” the party here, you’re wasting your time. It’s just another attempt to repackage the same failed ideology in something that looks like a shiny new box. From a distance.

But I have to admit, Jindal has huge brass cojones to call out the GOP for being “stupid” — when he has done more than any other Republican governor to legitimize the teaching of creationism, climate change denial, and all manner of religious right pseudo-science in Louisiana.

For one example out of many, a religious school funded by Jindal’s voucher program teaches that evolution is disproved by the existence of the Loch Ness Monster.

I don’t know, Bobby; that sounds pretty freaking stupid to me. However, I fully expect the media to applaud Jindal for this deceptive, self-promoting hooey.

Related:
Creationist Gov. Bobby Jindal Calls for the GOP to Stop Being Stupid
Rebuttal: Bobby Jindal’s Risible Op-Ed for CNN

Also see:
Genius at Work
Five Reasons Bobby Jindal Is Responsible for Transforming the GOP Into ‘The Stupid Party’
There Are No Real “Reformers” in the GOP

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