Separated at birth?

A curt announcement from Fox News tonight terminates the employment of human-toad hybrid Dick Morris.

Fired for always being wrong? Conservative former Clinton adviser Dick Morris will no longer serve as a contributor to Fox News, the network confirmed Tuesday. “His contract is up and we will not be renewing it,” a spokesman said.

DERP

Rebecca Schoenkopf has already done a bang-up job of severely mocking Dim Jim Hoft’s latest post, but this one is so freakishly moronic that I must also add it to LGF’s compendium of Hoft’s Greatest Derps.

When Jim watches the President give a press conference, he’s watching through lenses distorted by a crazed hatred so intense it’s eating big holes in his brain. For example, when Obama made a small joke about the noisy cameras at today’s presser, Dim Jim didn’t see anything funny. Instead he saw an angry black President lashing out: Obama Berates Cameraman During Press Conference “Come on Guys! You’re Breaking My Flow!” (Video) | the Gateway Pundit.

During his press conference today on fiscal issues and the upcoming sequester, Barack Obama lashed out at a cameraman in the Briefing Room,

“What’s up cameraman? Come on guys. You’re breaking my flow all the time.”

The rest of the lapdog media loved it.

“Come on Guys! You’re Breaking My Flow!”

This is the video evidence he posted of Obama’s furious black tirade. Stand back, and you may want to get the children out of the room for this one. It’s highly disturbing. NSFW.

This is why connoisseurs of wingnut density get so much enjoyment from Hoft’s attempts to write. He’s self-debunking, often hilariously so.

I was pleasantly surprised last night when Rachel Maddow showed a screen shot from LGF to illustrate her piece on the right wing’s continual invention of loony conspiracy theories about the President. Here’s the LGF article she used: Breitbart Blogger Dan Riehl on the Trail of a Bombshell Obama Photoshop Phraud.

But wait now. Wait just a second. The screenshot Rachel used for her show was … yes … shopped.

Yes, they edited the image to remove parts of the byline and moved the header down right next to the article headline. And notice those stray pixels around the LGF logo; a dead giveaway. This is no screenshot — it’s a fraud!

What is Rachel Maddow trying to hide?

Caveman via Shutterstock

You know the “war on women” that right wing blogs and the Republican Party furiously deny they’re waging? Well, since the election, the reactionary cavemen of the right have not even slowed down their efforts to drag women by their hair back into the Stone Age, and today the Arkansas House passed a bill that would ban all abortions after 20 weeks, with no exceptions for rape or incest victims.

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