For the woman who has ecerything: the Golden Tampon Award
The Golden Tampon
Lifetime Achievement Award
A decorative work of art to commemorate that you’ve done your Tampon Time and you’re Free At Last!
This art object of a tampon symbol is beautifully hand crocheted out of metallic gold thread and hangs in a distinctive black shadow box. Gold trophy labels celebrate “Golden Tampon” and “Lifetime Achievement Award”.
Give it to your partner or spouse, your best friend, or even yourself!
Makes a great menopausal gift or post-menopausal gift although it’s probably not a minstrel gift.
Celebrate newfound liberation with The Change! Freedom from The Curse!
Get some of the best medicine, as they say. Laugh off those hot flashes!