Teen Who Is Not Lindsey Lohan To Hit Speakers’ Circuit
It’s not working the drive thru at BK, but it’s a living!
This chick knows a lot about how about stuff and wants to share it with clueless teens! Stuff like, God is great, pinch your legs girls and ooo, that stuff is yucky. In a nice twist of irony, everybody’s favorite baby momma is now pimping offering her celebrity disguised as speeches. Guaranteed to run the most wholesome green room since the last Osmond (or Aerosmith) tour, Bristol will offer up tidbits of advice on abstinence (do as I say, not as I do, babies are suck hard work!!), a women’s right to only have one choice in a pregnancy (what your mother tells you to do) and other hot topics on the minds of todays teens.
Word is, if she gets a gig in LA, Lindsey’s going to show her a thing or two about guns.