Dont Ask, Dont Tell! Our straight soldiers need to please each other without fearing ridicule!
Liberals are always trying to destroy privacy and put their noses into the intimate private lives of people. Getting rid of the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” law is a terrible idea. If it goes away, our straight soldiers cannot have intimate relations with each other to satisfy their sexual needs without some liberal “asking” them about it or someone “telling” everyone. Our straight Christian soldiers deserve privacy and protection. Things are great the way they are, why do liberals want to cause turmoil for our good soldiers?