This Weeks Special-The Gold Foil Hat
Gold Foil Hat!
Do you believe George Bush was behind the 9/11 attack? Do you believe Barrack Obama is a seekrit muslin? Have Black Helicopters followed you to work? Have you spent countless hours and endless amounts of your precious income on crafting tin-foil into protective hats – YET – still feel that harmful, influential signals are getting through…?
We have the one and only product guaranteed to filter out these waves and protect your family in the days ahead. As you no doubt know, GOLD has a higher reflectance value than tin! It is, however, more expensive, but how can you put a price on your family’s safety, especially now in this time of quasi-socialist-fascist-Sharia dominance. The threat to our values is homegrown – no doubt about it now!
Act now, and for a limited time, you to can filter out these harmful, seductive waves for bargain-basement prices…! At only $4,995.95 each* – these babies will provide protection – AND – striking fashion for all occasions (formal and casual)…! THE fashion statement for your Tea-Party! Customizable at extra cost (think diamonds, rubies and sapphires for that stand out of the crowd look!).
Protect your family, American values and look great while doing your part to keep our country safe! Do Sarah Palin proud! Guaranteed you can hide from the aliens – whether from another country or another universe!
Face it friends, God wants you to own this hat.
* Derivative financing accepted.