For Sale Glen Beck Tears
From Satire Soiree
The same people that brought you the sold out Gold Foil Hat to defend against legal or illegal Alien rays and Progressive thoughts.
Glenn Becks Tears. The Great Celebrity Collectable!
These tears are collected from each dramatic moment when Mr. Beck is overcome with emotion, or the menthol rub. Do not miss out on this rare offer. C and B list celebrity tears are the next big collectible. Surely you have seen this mans emotions on his show.
Not a collector? Glenn Becks Tears are an excellent addition to your gray water plans. Useful on roses and flowering plants. Excellent to add to the white laundry loads. A whiter white!
Available now in a smaller one quart container. Just 19.95!
Limit 4 per customer.
Call today and get a second container free, and a copy of his The Christmas Sweater: A Picture Book. First 100 callers receive the hit single Tears Of A Clown in MP3!
WARNING-Not for human consumption or use in food. Not to be confused with Holy water, or Ganges river water. Those actually exist. Ours is a strictly fictional product of satire.