Fox News: ‘Big Mexican Women’ Are Helping Afghan Soldiers Go AWOL In U.S.!1!
Last month, reports surfaced that a number of Afghan soldiers studying at the Defense Language Institute at Lackland Air Force Base in Texas had been going AWOL. A “Be on the Lookout” bulletin was posted for 17 of them, and the base said they had left the base over the course of 18 months. Afghan soldiers on the loose in the U.S.? Fox News, of course, latched onto the story.
Fox went on to report that seven of the original AWOL Afghans had been accounted for — then upped the number of Afghans that had gone missing over the years to 46. But Fox News’ latest scoop puts quite a, um, twist on the story.
We’ll let them take over here:…
True or not, it’s like a grab bag of conservative scare words: “loose,” “illegal immigrants,” “Big Mexican Women,” “Canada.” Fox goes on to report that the Afghan soldiers “usually meet” the women at three San Antonio night clubs: Tiffany’s Cocktails, Mirage and Graham Central Station, where they presumably dance, drink shooters and hatch their illegal plots.
This is just another version of the anchor babies!1! outrage; recently it was claimed that there was a seekrit plot for illegal immigrants to have their babies in the US, train them to be terrorists elsewhere, and then come back in 30 years.
Now this time we’re supposed to be afraid of all these ‘big mexican women’ hiding adult male muslims AfGhAn SoLDiErS!1) in their vaginas, I guess.