BREAKING DRUDGE REPORT: CHARLES JOHNSON, FOUNDING FATHERS SEEKRIT MUSLIMS!1! ExPoSeD
WHOOP WHOOP! THIS JUST IN! MUST CREDIT DRUDGE!
REVEALED: SINISTER SEEKRIT CABAL ESTABLISHED UNITED STATES AS CHRISTIAN NATION CALIPHATE!
OUTRAGEOUS DOCUMENT LEAKED! DRUDGE EXCLUSIVE!1!
CENTURIES LONG CONSPIRACY AIDED AND ABETTED BY CHILDHOOD INDOCTRINATION BY SEVENTIES COMMIES! WORLD EXCLUSIVE BRIETBART-OBTAINED VIDEO!
WHAT DID BILL AYERS KNOW AND WHEN DID HE KNOW IT?
ExPoSEd: JAMES MADISON: SEEKRIT PAPIST APOLOGIST AND TERRORIST SYMPATHISER!
ExPoSED: JOHN ADAMS: TAXACHUSETTS LIBERAL TRIAL LAWYER!
ExPoSEd: THOMAS JEFFERSON: FANCY-TALKIN ELITIST, FOUNDED “UNIVERSITY”!1 OWNED A KORAN!1 READ BOOKS!1
ExPoSEd: SeeKRiT JOURNOLIST MEETING IN ELITIST LIBERAL CITY!1!
DeVeLoPiNg…
See also: The Terrible Secret of LGF REVEALED!