Weigel : At AFP: So, Here’s a Joke (spoiler: Obama goes to hell!)
One of the nice people I’ve met at AFP’s summit is Suzanne Curran, a Virginia activist and teacher who introduced me to a joke book I hadn’t heard of before: Ho! Ho! O! The Unofficial Teapartiers Barack Obama Joke Book. (There is not, to my knowledge, an official one.) A sample joke:
Why did George Soros cross the road? He decided to moveon.org.
Lots of stuff like that. The joke Curran decided to read to me was much longer and more involved. In it, Barack Obama dies (after having served one term and led an unsuccessful career in public speaking) and gets to the gates of Heaven. When he gets there, a succession of founding fathers start kicking his ass, some of them saying witty things while they do it. “You wanted to end Americans’ political liberty,” says Patrick Henry, “so they gave you political death!” And so on, at the hands of 71 other founders. Obama ends up like Keith David after a run-in with Rowdy Roddy Piper, then he goes to the pearly gates. To his surprise, he is found wanting and sent to hell.
Click the link for the sad, pathetic punchline. Come back and watch the Family Guy scene for the chuckle you missed. It also features evil muslims and has 72 virgins.