Glenn Becks Slob Picnic About What Youd Expect
Glenn Beck’s Slob Picnic About What You’d Expect
It was Colonial Williamsburg staff day at Glenn Beck’s GlennBeckPalooza! Show up in your work uniform and get a 60-pack of Hot Wings for just $4.99! Guess who didn’t remember his work costume? Wonkette’s new drive-time “shock jock” Riley Waggaman! Are you ready for lots more pictures of the Honor which was Restored by, uh, a weeping lunatic self-promoter from Fox News and amoral snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin? The answer, of course, is “I Haz a Dream!” Let’s take a look at the rest of Wonkabout Arielle Fleisher’s photo album from America’s Worst Summer Festival!
While there’s really no important differences between the famous hippie-rock sexytime known as Woodstock and the fat old slobfest known as “A few thousand Glenn Beck viewers wheeled out on the lawn for a spell,” historians say the two events are not exactly alike. For example, while millions of ’60s People spun false memories of attending the rural New York music festival, absolutely no-one will ever claim, in years to come, to have attended GlennBeckPalooza.