Glenn Becks Slob Picnic About What Youd Expect
It was Colonial Williamsburg staff day at Glenn Beck’s GlennBeckPalooza! Show up in your work uniform and get a 60-pack of Hot Wings for just $4.99! Guess who didn’t remember his work costume? Wonkette’s new drive-time “shock jock” Riley Waggaman! Are you ready for lots more pictures of the Honor which was Restored by, uh, a weeping lunatic self-promoter from Fox News and amoral snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin? The answer, of course, is “I Haz a Dream!” Let’s take a look at the rest of Wonkabout Arielle Fleisher’s photo album from America’s Worst Summer Festival!
While there’s really no important differences between the famous hippie-rock sexytime known as Woodstock and the fat old slobfest known as “A few thousand Glenn Beck viewers wheeled out on the lawn for a spell,” historians say the two events are not exactly alike. For example, while millions of ’60s People spun false memories of attending the rural New York music festival, absolutely no-one will ever claim, in years to come, to have attended GlennBeckPalooza.