Scott Wheeler Watch: Self Parody
Unlike previous emails, this one does have some editing: LGF does not allow more than three symbols in a row and as sent some the ALL CAPS portions of this Wheeler email have more exclamation points than that. His “WE MUST RESPOND!!! is actually followed by 8 exclamation points, not 3. Otherwise, this email has not been changed by me in any way. Enjoy the crazy:
A Plan That Will Change Our Future!
Dear GOP Trust Supporter:
Obama is taking our tax money and using it to buy votes for Democrats. We are frequently told that we are heading for a Republican resurgence in the next election but there is reason to be concerned….. Liberals never admit it when we are ahead. The reason the Left is saying that we are about to regain the House and possibly the Senate is to lower expectations for Obama.
In other words if Republicans only win 40 or so seats in November, Democrats and their allies in the so-called mainstream media will call this a victory for Obama.
WE MUST STOP THEM, WE MUST CREATE A TSUNAMI AGAINST THE ESTABLISHMENT IN NOVEMBER!!!!!
GO HERE TO ELECT CONSERVATIVE TEA PARTY CANDIDATES AND DRIVE THE LEFT FROM POWER
We have a plan to do just that, we are currently working on a 25 minute documentary that will expose all of the lies of Obama, Reid and Pelosi and wake the rest of America to the dangerous agenda the Left is pursuing.
Our strategy will be a potent weapon against the Left, you will know by the way they attack us like they always have in the past. Obama has already declared that freedom and liberty don’t work and that we should just turn over our lives to him and his corrupt friends and let them tell us what to do. I SAY NO WAY! IT IS TIME TO FIGHT BACK!!!!
OBAMA WAS OUT JUST YESTERDAY once again lying out of both sides of his mouth, demanding that we borrow more money from China, SO THAT HE CAN BUY MORE VOTES FOR DEMOCRATS THIS NOVEMBER….THAT MONEY WILL BE SPENT ON LABOR UNIONS WHO WILL THEN SPEND THAT MONEY ON GETTING CORRUPT DEMOCRATS REELECTED!
WE MUST RESPOND!!!!!!!! This is not a fair fight! THEY HAVE BILLIONS AT THEIR DISPOSAL! But we have courage on our side and we HAVE YOU, the citizens of a once righteous nation…… WE WILL WIN but this fight is far from being over. It was reported over the weekend that one of the Left’s billionaire financiers, George Soros, is launching an offensive against our Tea Party Movement. Well, I am ready to fight, PLEASE LET ME KNOW THAT YOU ARE WITH ME!
GO HERE NOW AND JOIN THE FIGHT! WE CAN NOT START THIS REVOLUTION WITHOUT YOU!
This documentary will completely redefine the 2010 election battlefield. This worked when we ran the Jeremiah Wright ads in 2008, now imagine Wright, the “New Black Panthers” video and naming the names of all the Democrats that blocked the congressional investigation into why the corrupt Attorney General Eric Holder refused to prosecute them for obvious voter intimidation!!!!
AND WE HAVE ALL HEARD HOW DEMOCRATS DON’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE HEALTHCARE BILL THEY FORCED ON US….well we need to put all the lies surrounding this wildly UNPOPULAR Obamacare out for all of America to see. With your help we will get all of this plus more corruption out into the public by purchasing airtime on the networks to air this documentary and wake the rest of America up and make sure that America WINS BIG in November.
The only way to ensure conservative and Tea Party candidates are elected is to nationalize this election, expose the Democrat’s agenda and drive our like-minded voters to the polls in droves.
CLICK HERE TO TELL AMERICA THE TRUTH BEFORE ELECTION DAY
The Democrats will not be able to fight against this documentary because it will be completely accurate and provable. By arguing against it, Democrats will add more validity to it and when the so-called mainstream media attack us, more and more people will want to see for themselves what we are saying.
This strategy WILL WORK AMAZINGLY WELL!! I know whereas of I speak. Before I began the National Republican Trust PAC, I was an investigative journalist. I produced 17 television documentaries, some of which changed history and exposed Bill Clinton’s sell out of America to the Communist Chinese.
I also worked undercover and exposed Middle Eastern terrorists before September 11, 2001. I HAVE PUT ALL OF MY INVESTIGATIVE PROWESS TO WORK EXPOSING OBAMA, REID AND PELOSI. But we must get the word out and for that we NEED YOU!
It is up to you whether or not we take our country back from the radical Left and their allies the extremist Islamists, Labor Unions and other assorted Marxists.
WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO TELL IT LIKE IT IS, we are the Republicans you CAN trust and with YOUR help we will succeed!
Help us get this documentary on the air quickly!
The election is just 56 days away!
JOIN THE FIGHT NOW! OUR PLAN WILL RETAKE OUR COUNTRY FROM THE LEFT
Thank you for your tremendous support of the National Republican Trust PAC. Together we will save America and restore the conservative principles of Ronald Reagan.
Yours for America,
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Contributions to The National Republican Trust PAC are not deductible as charitable contributions for federal income tax purposes. No corporate funds are accepted.
The National Republican Trust PAC is not an official RNC committee. We are conservative Republicans dedicated to helping restore the GOP to its historic conservative roots by mobilizing like-minded Republicans nationwide.
His “Tea Party Takeover!!1” is my nightmare. Rage Boys are kind of fun to laugh at, but the though of one with power and influence scares the daylights out of me.