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1 Romantic Heretic  Sun, Sep 26, 2010 4:49:01pm

This is an unfortunate inheritance from the Puritans.

The Puritans were always at war with Satan. He existed everywhere and had to be fought at every turn. Evil existed and no quarter could be granted.

That idea, mutated somewhat, still exists.

2 b_sharp  Sun, Sep 26, 2010 7:49:31pm

Where does the idea that the past was always better and safer than the present fit in?

3 What, me worry?  Mon, Sep 27, 2010 8:13:53am

Funny article.

They had some luck early on with gays. But that target had one serious flaw. If you’re going to go to all the trouble of conjuring yourself a major existential demon, you want one people can hate on with unfettered abandon for at least a couple of decades to come.

I would have said that a little differently. I’d say, you’d want a target that didn’t sing show tunes, try to redecorate your living room, or occasionally wear eye makeup. (All in all, not very threatening.)

I have a friend who was raised Southern Baptist. Any display of negativity was a sign of the devil and needed to beaten out of you. Yelling, crying, pouting or frowning, was dealt with by a switch to the back - which she had to go out in the yard and pick. How’s that?

She was Wiccan when I met her, but had been through a gamut of religions and cults. She was also very heavily into S&M and bondage.

I had no basis of relating to any of this. Jews yell and scream at each other. We talk on top of each other. We cut each other off midsentence. And it all ends with everyone hugging and kissing.

Then again, our only real enemy is one who is actively trying to kill us.

Maybe the Christians have too much time on their hands.


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