Glenn Beck’s timeline of American history
Glenn Beck’s timeline of American history
As such, we’ve put together a timeline tracking Beck’s alternate American history from the country’s founding to the present day (and beyond). It’s based on Beck’s own mangling of history and the peculiar views of the historians and curricula he approvingly cites.
Enjoy, and be enlightened.
Ancient History: Revisionism’s Blank Canvas
6,000 BC: God creates entire planet just for America.
27 BC: Caesar Augustus becomes first person to employ the Obama Doctrine.
1 AD: First Founding Father born.
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