Why Christine O’Donnell Seems So Familiar
Born in 1969, and the 5th of the 6 children of Bozo the Clown, O’Donnell initially aspired to the theatre, before reallising politics is where the exposure is at. She claimed to have graduated from Fairleigh Dickinson University in 1993, with a Degree in English Literature, and a concentration in Communication. Either due to the media’s liberal bias, or because they noticed she couldn’t, y’know, communicate, journalists looked into her degree and found it didn’t exist. It was then revealed that she had spent the summer of 2010 earning her degree amidst the controversy over her resume. Presumably she used study montage techniques learned from 80s movies like Back to School.
As an ex political lobbyist, PR geek, senior member of the “Right to Life” movement, and the only attractive Fox News commentator, she is no virgin when it comes to the rough and tumble political scene. In a surprise upset for the incumbent, she gained the Republican senatorial candidacy for Delaware thanks to endorsements by the Tea Party and that other, vaguely distubingly attractive Right-wing nutjob, Sarah Palin. Driven and determined to succeed to the Senate on this, her third attempt, her ability to make anyone give a shit about Delaware is probably her greatest accomplishment to date.