Tea Party Proves Climate Change is Fake!
God gave us everything here to use, except for marijuana, which is evil, and our sexual organs, which Christine O’Donnell has let us know that we aren’t allowed to touch. But pretty much everything else is fair game. And everything we need to know about the world and science is written into the bible. After all, the first drafts of the bible were written by well educated men who had a tremendous grasp on modern science, especially climatology.