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1 Glenn Beck's Grand Unifying Theory of Obdicut  Thu, Oct 28, 2010 7:38:56am

What if the guy who stomped on her head had been a terrorist?

What if Leonard Cohen had been a terrorist?

What if Howard Taft had been a fruitbat?

2 Randall Gross  Thu, Oct 28, 2010 7:46:27am

re: #1 Obdicut

Tinfoiler.com is a satire site where they often pretend to be hard right tea party types. Re read with that in mind.

3 Gus  Thu, Oct 28, 2010 2:26:59pm

Yeah this is satire. Tinfoiler.com is always satirical.

I encourage my children to question anyone that looks suspicious. I preach to them that if they don’t, then their freedom might disappear any day. Just last week Hunter punched a Mexican man in the stomach at Wal-Mart because he thought the man might be an illegal alien. He was buying a jar of queso, so I can’t blame my son. It turns out he was actually not Mexican. My son cried when the man yelled back at him. I had to explain to my son that it was okay. If that man would have been a terrorist, my son would have been a hero. And if that was the case, he would have probably been rich after that from all the money that the government would have given him for stopping a terrorist. Not only that, he might have gotten invited on a reality television show, maybe even Dancing With The Stars, which is the truly the highest honor an American can receive. I told him not to worry if he punches or kicks or binds the hands of someone innocent sometimes. It is worth it once you finally get that terrorist, because then you will be rich and famous.

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* Andrew Sullivan
* Fark.com
* Humor Times
* Humorality
* Little Green Footballs
* The Onion

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