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1 freetoken  Mon, Nov 8, 2010 11:42:53pm

Amazing!

2 Gus  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:01:16am

Funny. Just one thing I noticed. Under the pull down menu "The good guys..." SOIA should be SIOA.

3 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:03:13am

For the sake of your own ass (legally), and for the sake of further humorous parody, I would suggest that you don't use that site's artwork/logo/name, and rather make one/some of your own which further mocks the insipidness that can be found there.

4 Fenris  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:21:59am

re: #3 Slumbering Behemoth

Noted and fixed. Thanks for the heads-up.

5 Slumbering Behemoth Stinks  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 12:44:41am

re: #4 fenrisdesigns

I don't know anything about the laws governing these sorts of things (slander/libel/copyright/whatever), but it's better to start with a CYA attitude and figure it out later than learn it the hard way.

If I may make a suggestion for a parody title...

"Atlas Drubbed"

Also, instead of a golden figure of a woman bending backwards and holding aloft a globe, how's 'bout an orange figure of a woman bending backwards and downing a bottle of gin.

6 What, me worry?  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 6:18:44am
The Islamic Supremacists are at it again! This week they have been exposed plotting to take over America's Internet, with the TRAITORS at LittleGreenFootballs.com. The Islamic Supremacists may try to tell you otherwise with evidence and sources and all that jazz, but I say they're all a drones for GEORGE SOROS! That's why we need more people like Geert Wilders and Vlaams Belang, who spent his career trying to get religions he didn't like banned, as they crudely paste swastikas over anyone who criticizes my blog. The Islamic Supremacists will get the clown makeup, though!

I love it! Thank you!!

7 Randall Gross  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 7:36:38am

Hilarious

8 Michael McBacon  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:27:37am

This may be the greatest invention since The T'inator.

9 Jeff In Ohio  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 8:30:22am

Compared to The Pamzilla, the spelling, syntax and grammar of the rant generator is a bit to understandable. Is it possible to code it with digital equivalent of malt liquor and vicodin? For the same effect, you could run it through a couple iterations of babblefish.

For example here's yours:

The Islamic Supremacists are at it again! This week they have been exposed plotting to take over America's meatpacking industry, with the TRAITORS at LittleGreenFootballs.com. The Islamic Supremacists may try to tell you otherwise with evidence and sources and all that jazz, but I say they're all a bunch of COMMUNISTS PINKOS! That's why we need more people like Serbian war criminal Slobodan Milosevic, as if he were alive, he would take back our country from RINO Republicans, one by one. We don't need the stench of moderation or acceptance of criticism in our Congress. The Islamic Supremacists are the real extremists, anyway, those evil evil evil MR. FREEZES!

Here's Babblefish From English to German to Spanish to English

Islamic extremists are back! This week they were conspiring exposed to the meatpacking industry in the U.S. have, with the traitors LittleGreenFootballs.com. Islamic extremists might try, for example, or with evidence and sources and all that, but I say that we are all a bunch of communist pinkos! Therefore, we need more people like Serbian war criminal Slobodan Milosevic, as if alive, would return to our country from the RINO Republicans, one by one. We do not need the smell of moderation and acceptance of our critics in Congress. Islamic extremists are the real extremists, however, evil evil evil MR. Freeze!

10 mmnowakjr85  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 9:19:02am

The Islamic Supremacists are at it again! This week they have been exposed plotting to take over America's state appelate courts nationwide, with the siren song of EVIL, socialistical, commie liberal policies like pluralism and free speech. The Islamic Supremacists may try to tell you otherwise with evidence and sources and all that jazz, but I say they're all as bad as the TALIBAN! That's why we need more people like Serbian war criminal Slobodan Milosevic, as if he were alive, he would crudely paste swastikas over anyone who criticizes my blog. The Islamic Supremacists will get the clown makeup, though!

11 theheat  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 10:14:49am

The OBAMUNISTS are at it again! This week they have been exposed plotting to take over America's meatpacking industry, with the erection of a network of 13-story mega-mosques on every street corner, including driveways. The OBAMUNISTS may try to tell you otherwise with evidence and sources and all that jazz, but I say they're all a drones for GEORGE SOROS! That's why we need more people like Serbian war criminal Slobodan Milosevic, as if he were alive, he would ban sharia law from the courts, because not only did we apparently have such a thing going in our courts on on a daily basis, but America's courts are no place for the consideration of international laws like the Ten Commandments or the Magna Carta. The OBAMUNISTS can go back to wherever the laws they defend come from!

12 CuriousLurker  Tue, Nov 9, 2010 11:32:33am

Hahaha, great job!


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