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1 theheat  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 3:59:45pm

Holy moly, who pumped sunshine up his behind? This guy’s frightening. He looks batshit nuts. Did anyone SEE him before they voted for him, or was he kept behind a curtain or something?

I think barbershops give discounts on Wednesdays for Bad Conservative Combover haircuts. 99% percent of them have ‘em.

“Okay, now make a part with your icky dime store comb about 2.5 inches above your ear… Yeah, like that. A really hard part. Distinct. Now comb EVERYTHING on the other side of that part OVER the top of your head to the other side. Good. Yeah. You got it. Just like that. Thumbs up. You’re an ace.

“Okay, now we’ll cut the other side short, so JUST the combed over part shows. Yes, it does resemble a dome on your head. Exactly. Perfect. Sure, I guess it does look like ear muffs. What? No, all good conservatives wear this haircut. You’ll look like a lifer.”

I’m surprised anyone wants to see them naked, be it man or woman. Gross. Unstylish. Crazy. Creepy.

2 Shiplord Kirel  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 4:37:48pm

Minimum wage TSA employees? Men in caves? Does this asshole ever stop lying?
It’s a damn disgrace, too, that a member of Congress would not call him out on this kind of crap.

3 nines09  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 6:38:16pm

Alex Jones is just giddy with his new found legitimacy. Fox news is mainstreaming idiocy because they are a circus act and boy, do they have the clowns now. Whoop whoop. Next up, fluoride found in chem trails over cattle mutilations outside secret government installation in Columbian jungle with high radiation readings in nearby village. Da da dadada da da……

4 Eclectic Cyborg  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 7:12:24pm

Wow, the first thing I thought on seeing that imagine was “Wow, that’s the evilest looking dude I’ve ever seen!”

(yes, I know evilest is not a word)

5 freetoken  Wed, Nov 24, 2010 7:40:46pm

This guy is yet another one of those politicians with an “inherited” Congressional seat. I suspect if we look close enough we’ll find many skeletons in his closet.

Keep up the good work Kilgore.

This next Congress will be quite the circus.


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