GOP ‘Holiday Ornament’ Decoded - Eleventy!!11!
I believe I’ve finally decoded all the hidden symbols & messages in the GOP’s so-called “Holiday Ornament”. Please read the list of evidence below and use this image below for reference (click to embiggen).
There is NO mention of Christmas or Christmas tree
Doesn’t it strike anyone as strange that the party of the Christian Right, the ones who are outrageously outraged every year over the Liberals’ “War on Christmas”, produced a “holiday ornament” instead of a “Christmas tree ornament”, one that says “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” or even “Merry Christmas & Happy Hanukkah”?
The year 2010
Note the Arabic numerals!! (H/T Sergey Romanov)
It depicts a domed building
What about that building that has a dome just like a MOSQUE? The Capitol, you say? Ha! I’m sure that’s what they’d like you to think.
An abundance of stars & crescents
Look at all those stars & crescents. Whats up with that? You DO realize that in addition to them being symbols used by the Islamic supremacists, they also appear on the Turkish flag (note that the crescents are red, as is the Turkish flag), right? Which was the last place to have a Caliphate? HELLO—can anyone say the Ottoman Empire??
There’s also a commie tie-in. Everyone knows a good commie loves the color red, and the Turkish flag has a LOT in common with the old Soviet flag. (H/T Sergey Romanov)
An elephant at the bottom with a bird flying over holding some stuff
There’ s a very short chapter in the Qur’an called The Elephant. Do you know what it’s about? It’s about what happened to the Companions of the Elephant. You can look it up, but you probably won’t understand the significance without the back story:
There was this Yemeni king (in pre-Islamic times) who persecuted some Christians in his kingdom to make them leave their faith. There was a massacre that triggered a long series of dramatic events, but in the interests of time let’s just skip ahead to the part about the Elephant(s). The culmination of all the upheaval was a battle wherein a general rode into town on his elephant intent on destruction. What happened to him? He was defeated. How? You get three guesses, the first two don’t count. He was defeated by enormous flocks of birds that flew in carrying “stones of baked clay” with which they pelted him & his troops until they were vanquished.
Hmm, so the “holiday ornament”, in addition to all the other symbols, also just happens to show a bird carrying some stuff as it flies over the GOP elephant, huh? More coincidence? I think not.
Conclusion
So there you have it, the GOP has been scaring the hell out of everyone for years with dire warnings about stealth jihadis and creeping Sharia, when all along they themselves were a giant sleeper cell of crypto-Islamists! The GOP is the fifth column!!11!
It’s official—you have been thoroughly duped and the Islamization of America is imminent.* Your new overlords will be sworn in on January 3, 2011.**
*Please report to the nearest mosque at dawn on 4-Jan-11 to sign up for your Shariah orientation course & pick up your dhimmi ID card.
**If this page upsets you for some reason, please see a mental health professional at your earliest convenience.
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