On this Thanksgiving holiday, let us be grateful that people like Todd Akin are exposing their withering ignorance to the world. Talk about blatant historical revisionism:

Today, millions of Americans celebrate Thanksgiving with their families. To mark this holiday, Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) took to the floor of the House of Representatives on Tuesday to explain its history. At one point, he opined, “It might be helpful to think back and say there’s more to Thanksgiving than the Pilgrims.” He explained that they were “a group of people who were willing to change the system, to think of different ideas.” Akin continued, “They came here with the idea that after trying socialism that it wasn’t going to work. They realized that it was unbiblical, that it was a form of theft, so they pitched socialism out. They learned that in the 1620s”:

AKIN: It might be helpful to think back and say, there’s more to Thanksgiving than the Pilgrims. They were a group of people who were willing to change the system, to think of different ideas. They came here and separated civil and church governments. They came here and created the model of a written constitution, the idea that the government should be the servant of the people. […] They came here with the idea that after trying socialism that it wasn’t going to work. They realized that it was unbiblical, that it was a form of theft, so they pitched socialism out. They learned that in the early 1620’s.

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Today, as you spend time with your families and loved ones, give a bit of thanks to the teachers, tutors, librarians, mentors, and historians that have guided you and given you a proper education in your life. Be grateful you aren’t getting through the day in a veil of abject ignorance like Rep. Akin.

Happy Thanksgiving, Lizards!