This was prompted in the wake of a guy banned for being too much of a smartass.

A friend of mine many years ago, she made this webpage to amuse herself and her geek friends like me, she called it “The Practice Internet.” basically the worst sort of web malfeasance anyone could hope to defile the web with, just all starfield backgrounds, rainbow rules, spinning mail gifs, poorly compressed looping 160x160 anime porn, marquee tags, purple text on a yellow background, monkey gifs cranking counters, under construction signs, random capitals and demands to sign a “guestbook” or join my “webring”. Pages and pages of the web equivalent of an ugly dog contest. Awesome. Breathtaking. It caused one physical pain upon viewing it.

That’s what Bizarro LGF would look like. Bizarro LGF is where you get to go when you fuck up too many times on real LGF. When you’re banned here, you end up there. Your login here now takes you to Bizarro LGF. It looks like the Practice Internet, exactly. But a blog, and just full of wargasm guns and ammo oafs and indignant creationists and guys who got banned but dude it was because i’m telling the TRUTH and 9/11 truthers and just all the pollutants that infect Fox News comments and badly executed flamewars on Huff Po and crackpots from conspiracy sites arguing about the puffs of smoke and building 7 and we shot down our own plane and raw food diet and don’t trust government water and crystal power and indigo children. ALL RIGHT THERE

And all of us could just go and watch!