2012, Eat Your Heart Out
The Sun and the Earth and the center of the galaxy and the Moon will all be aligned on December 21, 2010. You’ll only get the Sun, Earth and the center of the galaxy on December 21, 2012. Meh.
Actually, when you’ve seen the world end as many times as I have, you get kinda blase. In 1962 there was a close grouping of the planets and a total eclipse that was supposed to do something. Then in 1982 there was the Grand Alignment of the planets. Also there were supposed to be a bunch of Raptures, but apparently they were extremely selective. Oh, and there was Y2K. 6-6-06 was supposed to be beastly, even though Revelation says that 666 is the number of a man, not a calendar date. 9-9-09 was supposed to be 6-6-06 upside down. 10-10-10 was the day we all found out the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (101010 = 42 in binary notation).
Sorry I’m late, boss. it was the end of the world. What? Again?