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1 dragonfire1981  Fri, Jan 21, 2011 3:45:57pm

Doesn't Fox News spend all week doing this anyway?

2 Velvet Elvis  Fri, Jan 21, 2011 4:24:40pm

because no TV network would touch it

3 Our Precious Bodily Fluids  Fri, Jan 21, 2011 6:50:35pm

Drinking game rules must be established asap.

4 SpaceJesus  Fri, Jan 21, 2011 7:25:54pm

re: #3 negativ


"socialism" = one shot of bourbon for spacejesus

5 ClaudeMonet  Fri, Jan 21, 2011 11:00:43pm

How can you pre-record a rebuttal or reaction to a speech that hasn't been delivered yet?

6 (I Stand By What I Said Whatever It Was)  Sat, Jan 22, 2011 1:12:07am

re: #5 ClaudeMonet

How can you pre-record a rebuttal or reaction to a speech that hasn't been delivered yet?

By abstaining from taking reality into account for your actions.

7 theheat  Sat, Jan 22, 2011 6:21:27am

I can only imagine this includes emulating a parakeet talking to itself in its little bird mirror, saying little bird things, that only make sense to tiny birds. But the eyebrows are guaranteed to be glorious.

8 nines09  Sat, Jan 22, 2011 10:04:47am

Michele Bachmann announced that she will offer a rebuttal to a speech she has no idea is about and will do it from a bunker provided by the Tea Party Express via a prerecorded recording. She stated she is thankful to be a property owner and have the right to not only vote but be elected Queen of Mars. She alluded to the known fact Obama is an alien from Jupiter's 64th moon, and is only here to usher in the age of Socialist Amphibians as per the Toltonic treaty with Scarbeck the 356th in the 2nd quadrant as foretold in a dream she once heard about in a book somewhere in time.

9 CuriousLurker  Sat, Jan 22, 2011 1:14:21pm

I can hardly wait...//

10 Shiplord Kirel  Sat, Jan 22, 2011 8:45:28pm

(channeling)

My fellow Americans and Sovereign Citizens, tonight we have heard the so-called President Barack Hussein Obama deliver his constitutionally mandated State of the Union address. This, unfortunately, is virtually the only time we can expect B. Hussein, or any other demon-possessed Democrat Socialist, to obey the Constitution.

Even as they plot with the media and SEIU to destroy the Constitution, make homosexual filth mandatory in the public schools, and otherwise pollute our bodily essences, they forge ahead with their plan to steal the 2012 election through Black Panther intimidation, the confiscation of firearms, and the targeted assassination of patriot leaders by drones and black helicopters. At that point, with the Kenyan as permanent president, they will be poised to achieve their cherished goals of destroying Christianity and enslaving white America.

Our country has never faced a more severe threat, at least not since that dark day at Appomattox. Even in this darkness, though, my message is one of hope. Patriotic Americans in all their might stand ready to block these totalitarian communist and big business measures. Even in the unlikely even that second amendment remedies fail, rest assured that Jesus will return before Hussein can carry through his depraved plans.
Government of the right people, by the white people, and---- uh, what's the other one? Oh, for the people if they own property, shall not perish from the Earth.

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