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1 Lidane  Sat, Jan 29, 2011 4:51:14pm

*sigh*

Seriously— this is beyond old. The President is a citizen. These idiots can deal with it.

2 Blue Point  Sat, Jan 29, 2011 4:53:33pm

And someone in the back piped in….”But I don’t know who my daddy was, I mean Ma said it was Bobby Ray, but I know she had a boyfriend name of Billy Joe and I think her family was afraid of the shame so they never got a birth certificate….OH MY GOD!??!!! I’M NOT AMERICAN?!?

3 Romantic Heretic  Sat, Jan 29, 2011 6:10:31pm

Feh. You could build a time machine, take them back to the moment Obama was born, watch the doctor fill out the birth certificate and they still wouldn’t believe it.

When you’re delusional mere reality does not impinge upon your awareness.

4 Timmeh  Sat, Jan 29, 2011 6:14:05pm

These people are certifiable.

5 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Sat, Jan 29, 2011 9:09:42pm

What can you do, lots of dumb in Arizona

6 Eclectic Cyborg  Sat, Jan 29, 2011 9:27:14pm

re: #3 Romantic Heretic

They’d probably claim the Time machine was made by scientists who are loyal to George Soros.

7 bratwurst  Sat, Jan 29, 2011 11:17:42pm

I thought today’s GOP was all about jobs and being fiscally conservative. Seems like all I hear about is the (non-existent) scourge of publicly funded abortion, repealing the 14th amendment and poppycock like this.

8 thecommodore  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 2:41:39am

Birthers are the gift that keep on giving.

And here’s what will happen if this thing actually becomes law: Obama will produce his long form birth certificate, the Secretary of State, or whoever, will do whatever it is he does to certify that he is an eligible candidate, and then the birthers will not only claim that the BC Obama submitted is a fake, but that the Sec. State is complicit in allowing an eligible president to continue serving.

Most conspiracy theories depend on a special kind of stupidity, as do the charlatans that keep pushing them, so they can keep selling books, DVD’s, newsletters, dittocams, etc. etc. etc. And it’s so damn easy because all you have to do when faced with definitive proof that your conspiracy theory is bunk is claim that whomever debunked you is part of the conspiracy…and you will never cease to be amazed at how many people believe you, and will give you money.

I’m definitely in the wrong business.

9 Decatur Deb  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 4:52:41am

Taking this seriously for a moment, it puts AZ in the position of telling other states how to handle birth registration. STATES RAHTS!!!1!

10 Winny Spencer  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 8:43:34am

“Obama will produce his long form birth certificate”

How could he?

Abercrombie has failed to do it despite his best efforts.

I’m not a birther but it seems evident that the long form birth certificate is not in any archives in Hawaii.

11 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 8:45:26am

Didn’t Obama mention in his book that he actually has the BC in his possession?

12 Winny Spencer  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 8:57:25am

re: #11 Sergey Romanov

Didn’t Obama mention in his book that he actually has the BC in his possession?

True. I have no idea if he means the long form or the COLB verified by factcheck.org.

13 Winny Spencer  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 8:58:40am

re: #12 Winny Spencer

True. I have no idea if he means the long form or the COLB verified by factcheck.org.

My bad. The COLB “is stamped June 2007, because that’s when Hawaii officials produced it for the campaign”, according to factcheck.org.

14 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 9:00:30am

In any case, COLB is (also) the birth certificate. And that’s it. Those demanding the “long form” are not intellectually different from those demanding “Hitler’s order”.

15 Blue Point  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 11:23:51am

How can Obama have a birth certificate? He’s actually from the 64th moon of Jupiter, a real alien.
Seems the GOP/TP only knows how to bow to the insane base that they brought to the table. It’s like they are starting to believe their own BS while creating more.
“With what’s happening throughout the world … we need to make sure that our candidates are certifiable,” she said when she introduced the first measure.
I think I know who’s certifiable here.

16 thecommodore  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 11:32:36am

re: #10 Winny Spencer

I’m not a birther but it seems evident that the long form birth certificate is not in any archives in Hawaii.

Several Hawaiian officials, including the current Governor’s Republican predecessor, have confirmed that there is a valid long form birth certificate for Obama on file, and that it shows he was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961.

17 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 11:53:03am

Hmm, seems the “Abercrombie said there was no BC” rumor was started by some idiot:

nydailynews.com

18 theheat  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 1:31:52pm

Would it seem terribly unpresidential for Obama to grab his crotch and say “Bite this” to the GOP?

19 Winny Spencer  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 3:07:59pm

In retrospect, I realize that the best way to begin a sentence is emphatically not “I’m not a birther, but”.

20 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 3:08:34pm

re: #19 Winny Spencer

In retrospect, I realize that the best way to begin a sentence is emphatically not “I’m not a birther, but”.

Believe me, the “but” part will make it worse :)

21 HappyWarrior  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 3:34:09pm

It’s nice to know that these Arizona Republicans are focused on real, pressing issues of importance. I mean really what a bunch of jackasses.

22 Shiplord Kirel  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 10:09:40pm
“With what’s happening throughout the world … we need to make sure that our candidates are certifiable,”

Certainly most TP candidates are certifiable but they can’t expect other parties to adopt this standard for their own.

23 Kruk  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 10:26:14pm

re: #22 Shiplord Kirel

Certainly most TP candidates are certifiable but they can’t expect other parties to adopt this standard for their own.

Heh. That’s the first thing that came to my mind as well.

24 Tigger2  Sun, Jan 30, 2011 10:38:40pm

re: #18 theheat

Would it seem terribly unpresidential for Obama to grab his crotch and say “Bite this” to the GOP?

It might be a bit unpresidential, but it sure would be funny as hell to see it happen.


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