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1 Spocomptonite  Mon, Jan 31, 2011 5:50:41pm

How’d Bill O’Reilly get there? How come Earth has Bill O’Reilly, but Venus doesn’t? How come? Why not? Were we just lucky? Did some meteor just do this? BOOM. C’mon. Can you explain it to me? —(someone begins explaining) —You can’t explain it.

THEREFORE BILL O’REILLY IS PROOF OF GOD.

2 Goosestepping Obama Tina Brown  Mon, Jan 31, 2011 6:05:47pm

How’d my britches get made, huh ?
Where’d this pen come from?
Badda bing-badda boom. God.
~ Great 21st century philosopher Bill O’reilly

3 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Mon, Jan 31, 2011 7:52:32pm

Sorry Bill, evolution isn’t about luck. There is a randomness to the mutations that provide the genetic diversity on which natural selection acts. But natural selection is the opposite of random chance.

4 teleskiguy  Mon, Jan 31, 2011 9:21:57pm

I also watched his video where he opines on Stephen Hawking. After reading his name correctly from a letter, he then mispronounces his last name by adding an ‘s’ on the end of his last name.

If there’s anything important I learned from George Carlin it’s these words he said: “Language always gives you away.” I believe O’Reilly has contempt for some of the ideas that Stephen Hawking espouse, so much so that he has to say his last name wrong.


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