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1 dragonfire1981  Tue, Feb 8, 2011 3:45:49pm

Upon hearing this, George Washington rose from his grave, kicked Glenn Beck's ass, and promptly reburied himself.

2 HappyWarrior  Tue, Feb 8, 2011 4:59:17pm

Uh huh Glenn and I'm the Pope.

3 SpaceJesus  Tue, Feb 8, 2011 5:02:19pm

lol

4 SpaceJesus  Tue, Feb 8, 2011 5:03:53pm

this is, unironically, what republicans think:

Image: ron_paul_starting_constitution.gif

5 Kronocide  Tue, Feb 8, 2011 5:16:53pm

'Gold will always be valuable, it's been used as money for 6,000 years.'

luaP noR

6 Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate  Tue, Feb 8, 2011 5:24:31pm

I think he means George Washington Carver. They both promoted the virtues of nuts.

7 SteelGHAZI  Tue, Feb 8, 2011 5:26:31pm

re: #1 dragonfire1981

If only...

re: #6 Cankles McCellulite

LOL

8 Fenris  Tue, Feb 8, 2011 5:54:07pm

re: #6 Cankles McCellulite

Thank you. I'm using that now.

9 moderatelyradicalliberal  Tue, Feb 8, 2011 8:11:02pm

re: #6 Cankles McCellulite

I think he means George Washington Carver. They both promoted the virtues of nuts.

LOL!

But Carver did something useful with nuts.

10 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Feb 8, 2011 8:18:31pm

I wonder if this is how Mark Twain felt

11 Prononymous, rogue demon hunter  Tue, Feb 8, 2011 9:01:55pm

Ron Paul as Washington. Does that make Obama a secret communist muslim...king?


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