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1 shutdown  Tue, Mar 15, 2011 1:35:06pm

Chuck Norris doesn't read the Bible. The Bible hides under Chuck Norris's pillow at night and reveals itself to him.

2 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Mar 15, 2011 1:43:20pm

re: #1 imp_62

Chuck Norris doesn't read the Bible. The Bible hides under Chuck Norris's pillow at night and reveals itself to him.

For a nanosecond I wanted to link to one strip of Oglaf here... but I won't. This is still a family friendly site /

3 Romantic Heretic  Tue, Mar 15, 2011 1:57:05pm

And here I was suffering under the belief that superior martial artists were humble people.

Oh wait. Chuck is a movie and TV star. A completely different thing altogether.

4 SanFranciscoZionist  Tue, Mar 15, 2011 2:34:31pm

re: #1 imp_62

Chuck Norris doesn't read the Bible. The Bible hides under Chuck Norris's pillow at night and reveals itself to him.

Nonsense. Chuck Norris reveals himself to the Bible.


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