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1 HappyWarrior  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 8:54:49am

You know, Herman, you're really sending a nice fuck you message to all the hardworking Muslim Americans in this country. I swear sometimes I think we as a nation never learn from past mistakes. We had people that treated Catholics and Jews like crap because they regarded them as part of a conspiracy too. It's frustrating as a student of history to see it repeat itself in the worst of ways.

2 Ayeless in Ghazi  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 9:20:20am
The role of Muslims in American society is for them to be allowed to practice their religion freely, which is part of our First Amendment. The role of Muslims in America is not to convert the rest of us to the Muslim religion.

What a numpty.

How can he claim to support the freedom of religion for muslims while denying them the right to try to persuade others to join it? I'm he would get the point if someone were to suggest the same for followers of the christian faith.

3 Ayeless in Ghazi  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 9:25:23am

re: #2 Jimmah

I'm sure he would get the point if someone were to suggest the same for followers of the christian faith.

PIMF

4 Bob Dillon  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 9:31:46am

Political fanatics and religious fanatics ... both exist, they will always be with us. No black and white, many shades of grey.

5 Sionainn  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 9:36:59am

"CAIN: The role of Muslims in American society is for them to be allowed to practice their religion freely, which is part of our First Amendment. The role of Muslims in America is not to convert the rest of us to the Muslim religion. That I resent. And so I push back and reject them trying to convert the rest of us. And based upon the little knowledge that I have of the Muslim religion, you know, they have an objective to convert all infidels or kill them."

Guess what, you bozo, I resent Christians doing the same damn thing. He should have just stopped with the "little knowledge that I have" instead of showing just had ignorant he is.

6 Sionainn  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 9:38:15am

re: #2 Jimmah

What a numpty.

Ooh, new word (for me). I love it!

7 HappyWarrior  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 9:39:46am

It's nice he admits that he has little knowledge of the Muslim religion. I've seen too many many right wing nuts fancy themselves "experts" on Islam when they don't know what the fuck they're talking about.I can't believe this guy is seen as a presidential contender. He's ignorant as hell.

8 moderatelyradicalliberal  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 9:42:03am

These fools have been having a private conversation with the base of the TGOP for the last 2.5 years. I can't wait to see them try and have this conversation with the general voting public. I don't think, it will go over well. At least I hope the majority of people in this country are too decent for it to go over well. We shall see.

9 theheat  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 10:36:45am

Mr. Heat and I were just talking yesterday, over chocolate cake, about how we really haven't devoted enough time to being scared shitless of the inevitable Muslim conversion wars.

Then we tried to remember the last time we were caught flat footed, facing down another door to door Muslim converter person who was threatening our lives.

Between us, we couldn't think of one. Not one.

I've run off plenty of freaky door to door religion peddlers in my day, but I'm a bit wistful I have not yet been able to tell an angry Muslim converter to take a hike and never darken my door step again. (When it comes to people peddling their religion on my doorstep, I'm an equal opportunity offender.)

But the Republicans keep telling me they're coming for me, so with a bit of luck, I'll get my chance soon enough. But they better hurry, because I'm tired of waiting.

10 CuriousLurker  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 10:41:06am

Oh, FFS. *eyeroll*

Okay, you know what? My one year anniversary of joining LGF is coming up in a couple of weeks, so any Lizards who haven't converted by then...

*glances over shoulder at 20-year trail of dead "infidel" corpses left in wake, pulls out scimitar, glares at Lizards darkly with evil intent*

///

11 CuriousLurker  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 10:43:44am

re: #9 theheat

But the Republicans keep telling me they're coming for me, so with a bit of luck, I'll get my chance soon enough. But they better hurry, because I'm tired of waiting.

I'll stop by on Friday, after communal prayers at the mosque. Nothing like some fresh infidel blood to start off a girl's weekend! //

12 theheat  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 10:51:25am

re: #11 CuriousLurker

I'll stop by on Friday, after communal prayers at the mosque. Nothing like some fresh infidel blood to start off a girl's weekend! //

Hey, come on over. Bring a shotgun, or borrow mine. We can sit behind the hedge and wait for the neighborhood klukkers to come over. I have regular coffee, decaf, herbal tea, or diet soda. I don't always have ice made, so you'll need to let me know before you come over.

13 nines09  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 10:54:57am

re: #1 HappyWarrior

You know, Herman, you're really sending a nice fuck you message to all the hardworking Muslim Americans in this country. I swear sometimes I think we as a nation never learn from past mistakes. We had people that treated Catholics and Jews like crap because they regarded them as part of a conspiracy too. It's frustrating as a student of history to see it repeat itself in the worst of ways.

Or are we just.....

14 CuriousLurker  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 11:03:05am

re: #12 theheat

Hey, come on over. Bring a shotgun, or borrow mine. We can sit behind the hedge and wait for the neighborhood klukkers to come over. I have regular coffee, decaf, herbal tea, or diet soda. I don't always have ice made, so you'll need to let me know before you come over.

I'll be there in spirit if not in body. Oh, and regular coffee, strong (I drink Cuban espresso grind at home).

Y'know what the weird thing is? None of my neighbors appear to be the least bit afraid of me. Poor, naive fools. I've been living here 5 years just waiting...I guess I'll have to knock 'em off slowly, one by one, so the police don't get suspicious.//

GAWD, do these idiots don't even have rudimentary  critical thinking skills, yet they want to run for president. *runs to other room to grab pillow to scream into*

15 theheat  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 11:08:39am

re: #14 CuriousLurker

If we're both drinking black coffee, it's a hike back from the bushes to the house. We may have to pee in the bushes lest our cover is blown. I know you're probably modest, so it might be a problem for you. (It's a Yankee thing.) But I'll have TP, since you're a guest. I won't make you use leaves or go in the barn. There's the off chance you might be spotted from any one of the three church parking lots that surround is, so camo might not be a bad idea. Just sayin'.

In all seriousness, with all the freaks living around us here, the last thing I'm worried about is gee, what am I gonna do when the angry Muslim converters come a'knocking.

16 CuriousLurker  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 11:23:29am

re: #15 theheat

There's the off chance you might be spotted from any one of the three church parking lots that surround is, so camo might not be a bad idea. Just sayin'.

Not to worry—I'll run out and buy a camo burqa before I head out there.

In all seriousness, with all the freaks living around us here, the last thing I'm worried about is gee, what am I gonna do when the angry Muslim converters come a'knocking.

I heard that. Being from South Texas I've seen my share of bigoted, racist freaks. Not that there aren't some here in Jersey too, but they're around then they (wisely) keep a very low profile in the area where I live.

17 CuriousLurker  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 11:27:08am

re: #10 CuriousLurker

*glances over shoulder at 20-year trail of dead "infidel" corpses left in wake, pulls out scimitar, glares at Lizards darkly with evil intent*

///

As opposed to live "infidel" corpses.

PIMF

18 zora  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 11:35:07am

funny, i've never had muslims show up at my door on saturday mornings to try to convert me. but they are sneaky. maybe the people i thought were mormons and jehovahs witnesses were really muslims. /

19 CuriousLurker  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 11:48:23am

re: #18 zora

funny, i've never had muslims show up at my door on saturday mornings to try to convert me. but they are sneaky. maybe the people i thought were mormons and jehovahs witnesses were really muslims. /

Well, you know, TAQIYYAH!!11! /

20 HappyWarrior  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 12:00:21pm

re: #13 nines09

Or are we just...

Haha always liked that scene especially as an American of Irish desent :).

21 moderatelyradicalliberal  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 12:00:43pm

re: #18 zora

funny, i've never had muslims show up at my door on saturday mornings to try to convert me. but they are sneaky. maybe the people i thought were mormons and jehovahs witnesses were really muslims. /

LOL!!!

22 theheat  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 12:16:39pm

re: #16 CuriousLurker

Not to worry—I'll run out and buy a camo burqa before I head out there.

Oh, heck, all that fabric is good for is if we run out of toilet paper out there in the sticks. If you want to blend in and get as many scalps infidels as possible, you're going to have to look like a native. You can't let them see you coming.

First, some jewelry. Why? Because details matter. Next, a good girl gone bad kinda shirt, to show what a hip-but-faithful Heartland™ rebel you be. You can wear this over your jeans. Don't forget the right kind of sticker for your shotgun.

23 CuriousLurker  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 12:29:14pm

re: #22 theheat

Hahahahaha!

24 Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 1:00:31pm

re: #10 CuriousLurker

Oh, FFS. *eyeroll*

Okay, you know what? My one year anniversary of joining LGF is coming up in a couple of weeks, so any Lizards who haven't converted by then...

*glances over shoulder at 20-year trail of dead "infidel" corpses left in wake, pulls out scimitar, glares at Lizards darkly with evil intent*

///

Good plan. I'm an infidel, but I'm also a leftist, which makes me a part of the Islamic-leftist alliance. I'll bring a sword. ///

25 CuriousLurker  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 1:33:14pm

re: #24 Sergey Romanov

Good plan. I'm an infidel, but I'm also a leftist, which makes me a part of the Islamic-leftist alliance. I'll bring a sword. ///

Hmm, yeah, we could use a few good Cossacks. Besides, if you're anywhere near as hard to kill as Rasputin was, trying to take you out isn't worth the effort. Russians, gah! //

26 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 3:26:08pm

wow what an idiot piece of shit

27 WINDUPBIRD DISEASE [S.K.U.M.M.]  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 3:27:05pm

re: #1 HappyWarrior

You know, Herman, you're really sending a nice fuck you message to all the hardworking Muslim Americans in this country. I swear sometimes I think we as a nation never learn from past mistakes. We had people that treated Catholics and Jews like crap because they regarded them as part of a conspiracy too. It's frustrating as a student of history to see it repeat itself in the worst of ways.

That's his intent.

28 aagcobb  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 6:42:27pm

Well of course Muslims should have the right to practice their satanic religion, but real Americans have to be protected from forcible conversion or murder. So I modestly propose a reasonable three day waiting period after being invited before an American is allowed into a Mosque, with a required visit to a christian church during the waiting period.
/

29 palomino  Tue, Mar 22, 2011 8:05:53pm
And based upon the little knowledge that I have of the Muslim religion, you know, they have an objective to convert all infidels or kill them.

Just what we need--another proud to be ignorant Republican candidate from the Palin wing of the party.


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