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Lord Baron Viscount Duke Earl Count Planckton Tue, Mar 22, 2011 5:40:40pm |
He looks like a toad.
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Our Precious Bodily Fluids Tue, Mar 22, 2011 6:08:49pm |
He should get a show with Glenn Beck. It would be like Hannity & Colmes only worse.
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Achilles Tang Tue, Mar 22, 2011 6:34:43pm |
Yes, but do you notice the jumbled reporting about utterly unconnected items in this. Must have been by both an intern middle school reporter and an intern editor.
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Shiplord Kirel Tue, Mar 22, 2011 6:46:58pm |
Hah! And just how does Oogo know that it wasn't communism that destroyed life on Mars? It is the RED planet after all.
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Dark_Falcon Tue, Mar 22, 2011 7:24:46pm |
re: #2 negativ
He should get a show with Glenn Beck. It would be like Hannity & Colmes only worse.
Beck would never go for it. Chavez used to be a paratrooper. I wouldn't want to make that guy mad if I were within arms reach of him.
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shutdown Tue, Mar 22, 2011 7:25:24pm |
When I was abducted by aliens, I asked them about Mars. They told me that there had been a thriving market economy, but then they decided to dabble in central planning and nationalization of private industry. By the time planetary agriculture collapsed, the post office was privatized and the bakeries nationalized. I cracked a joke about things having been "ass-backwards", but it didn't translate and they assumed I was requesting an anal probe.
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_RememberTonyC Tue, Mar 22, 2011 8:11:15pm |
re: #6 imp_62
When I was abducted by aliens, I asked them about Mars. They told me that there had been a thriving market economy, but then they decided to dabble in central planning and nationalization of private industry. By the time planetary agriculture collapsed, the post office was privatized and the bakeries nationalized. I cracked a joke about things having been "ass-backwards", but it didn't translate and they assumed I was requesting an anal probe.
The jerry springer show is on line one ... They want to book you for Friday's program.
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Michael Orion Powell Tue, Mar 22, 2011 8:38:52pm |
re: #6 imp_62
When I was abducted by aliens, I asked them about Mars. They told me that there had been a thriving market economy, but then they decided to dabble in central planning and nationalization of private industry. By the time planetary agriculture collapsed, the post office was privatized and the bakeries nationalized. I cracked a joke about things having been "ass-backwards", but it didn't translate and they assumed I was requesting an anal probe.
This post should have gotten way more positive notes.
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Prideful, Arrogant Marriage Equality Advocate Tue, Mar 22, 2011 10:54:42pm |
re: #6 imp_62
HA! There needs to be a super special, double upding option for times like this.
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