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1 theheat  Wed, Mar 23, 2011 10:09:19am

The gal I know who Sarah Palin reminds of - as much as long lost twins - was just as as dim and counterfeit and deranged as Palin herself - somehow reconciled stripping online with her fundie Pentacostal faith. She’d join different Christian singles groups, and next thing you know, she was Strippin’ for Jesus behind the safety of streaming video. This was her way of being as pure as a divorced mother of three homeskoold children could be, while staying sexy for whatever new piece she met online that claimed to love Jesus as much as she.

And it worked out pretty well, since most of the men trolling Christian singles groups didn’t expect as much bang for their buck. Of course, if they asked for anything more, she’d clutch her pearls and say she was offended that (as a Christian) they’d behave so “inappropriately” because she made it clear that while she was stripping and panting and working herself over, she wasn’t the type of jump in bed with just any ole person.

Adding the pole is just a facet she hadn’t explored yet.

2 Bob Levin  Wed, Mar 23, 2011 10:09:42am

Lunch party at The Onion.

3 navi  Wed, Mar 23, 2011 10:46:39am

/me ignores the other comments. I really don’t care what Christians do with their personal lives.

Good for her.

4 SpaceJesus  Wed, Mar 23, 2011 10:51:45am

approved

5 funky chicken  Wed, Mar 23, 2011 11:45:08am

I’ll believe pole dancing in high heels is a “great workout” when they incorporate it into men’s athletic training routines. I’d love to hear a podiatrist’s point of view.

Sheesh.

6 Walking Spanish Down the Hall  Wed, Mar 23, 2011 5:36:43pm

Cognitive dissonance anyone?


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